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there is so much intimacy in creating something together

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that whole fantasy trope of werewolves and vampires hating each other pisses me off every time. it's like lgbt exclusionism you feel me. like I bet the real ones think it's dumb. they're out there going guys we're all children of the night. in their eyes we're ALL unholy abominations. bet there's posts on darkcreatures.net like vampires and werewolves are actually kissing on the lips rn

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Hey sorry I didn't talk to you for over a week time keeps moving too fast

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they give me so much access to fire and knives at this job you think they’d behave better

anyone else a fucking idiot who entirely forgets to breathe when stressed

#the service industry’s ability to abuse chefs is only because I truly think traumatized people are primed for this industry #I’ve never met a chef that wasn’t fucked up #we all just do different drugs about it #I’m trying not to get into coke again!!!!! it’s hard!!!!!!! #i love coke and also do not do coke #two things can be true #I’m not even trying to be an edgelord I just think everyone should be nicer to chefs #and dishies #and prep cooks #and servers #and all of us Jesus fuck just be nice

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anyone else a fucking idiot who entirely forgets to breathe when stressed

#I keep holding my breath #this isn’t about hyperventilating this is a second stupider thing #like brain why help me out here a little bit #mentally chill #I’m losing my fucking mind at this job #the intrusive thoughts are gonna win #fuck every small business owner who doesn’t view their employees as people #corporations are built to exploit that #but the gall of the small business owner who has to LOOK THEIR EMPLOYEES IN THE FACE EVERY DAY #personal #text post

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Zuko: There’s something off about her. I can’t explain it but she’s slipping. 

 Azula:

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people who quote lines in the fic comments go to heaven btw. if you care

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Your straight male friends after two beers: "Hgey man can I smell your hair"

Your friend with the haunted shamisen: [plucks a baleful chord of ill portent]

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Uh Oh, The One Other Guy Having The Same Problem As You Got Zero Replies To His Post On Reddit That He Made 5 Years Ago

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things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity

how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food 

stealing my lemons

my cat likes you more than me

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"This fic was ai generated—" Cool, so lemme block you real quick

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Having autism is like

Having ADHD is like

Having both Autism and ADHD is like

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When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.

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wdym an average platonic bond cant be deep and meaningful do none of you remember the power of friendship