After a mission…
Dick: I can’t wait to go home, have a bowl of cereal, and go to sleep.
Duke: Lucky, I have patrol in like, two hours. No sleep for me. What’re you going to do when you get home, Jason?
Dick: Wait! Let me guess. Crack open a beer, order in Chinese food, and fall asleep on the couch watching a gritty action movie.
Jason, fully planning on having a lavender scented bubble bath while drinking vanilla earl grey tea and watching Pride and Prejudice: … Something like that.
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my personal favorite interpretation of Nico's confession to Percy in BoO and Percy's reaction is that. Nico was one foot in the grave at the time - heavily injured, exhausted, probably suffering from blood loss, actively turning into shadows, etc etc. And he mentions himself several times that he's not acting quite like himself, such as smiling a lot and his mind wandering and his vision being unsure. Dude is OUT OF IT. He is one strong breeze away from crumpling on the floor and falling unconscious for multiple days (again).
a.) no wonder Will was like "three days in the infirmary now. you will melt into a puddle if you try and summon a wishbone." cause Nico was probably standing there with a glassy look in his eyes waving like a leaf in the wind on the verge of collapsing.
b.) just imagine Percy's pov: The guy you've known for three years stumbles up to you on the verge of death, clearly still bleeding and half-fading into nothingness. Obviously a little delirious at best. Normally he's extremely awkward talking to people and hates physical interaction and every time he talks to you he looks like he wants to run away as fast as possible. You are 80% sure he wants you dead but is trying to be polite about it. He walks up to you with the confidence only someone suffering from extreme dehydration/major blood loss on the verge of passing out can have, tells you that you're not his type, high-fives your girlfriend (who you thought he had a crush on?) (you weren't even sure he knew what high-fives were. you're still not sure he does) and stumbles off without finishing the conversation. You ask your girlfriend if she understands what the hell just happened. She has no idea either. You decide to chalk it up to him having no idea what was going on either.
Three days later Nico wakes up in the infirmary in a cold sweat, having remembered that interaction and goes "WHAT HAVE I DONE?!"
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Hot Topic’s open, Spooky! and it has a little something for everyone!!
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behold it's the guy who won't chuckle, without and with drip
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😳
pt. 2 | pt. 3 | pt. 4
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i was just thinking the other day about how swear word euphemisms don't even really avoid the concept they're replacing. just like, your disposition towards the referent. its like magical thinking. you're still talking about evil fire hell and godsent damnation divine punishment and sex fucking and penis cock and the vagina pussy and poop from the asshole and such. not fooling me
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the summer after finishing university in New York, Marinette gets invited to a camping trip with Alya and Nino and his best friend. which, honestly, is for the best. at least she has more time than the four years she's already had to figure out how to reach out to her one-time superhero partner, with whom she fell out of touch after the reveal.
only, it's Adrien Agreste waiting for them on the meeting point, beaming so hard at her that it's blatantly obvious they know each other well. in her panic, what is Marinette supposed to tell Alya and Nino to protect their identites, if not that they used to date?
(fake exes AU x there was only one tent)
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u call gojo princess exactly one time as a joke and he lets out a giggle he didn’t know his vocal cords were capable of producing
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Had a dream the dsmp was a play and i just remember this one part where tommy was hiding from dream in the crowd and dream was walking through the audience looking for him and all the kids had to make lots of noise to get him off track and confuse him
I dunno it was kinda sweet
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I just read the tsum fic and OMG, it's too good bravo! I can only imagine how awkward it was between reader and Azul after all that sjsjjs
Imagine the tweels finding out and teasing him over it later, the tsum got some but he can't even ask reader out-
THANK YOUUUU!!! (,,>﹏<,,) it was the quickest smut I have ever written. There was a very clear ✨ vision ✨
I like to think that's Azul's awakening to liking the sight of Reader with a belly swelled with cum (but one day it will be eggs instead hehe). But Azul is a gentleman who can put aside his horny grip to help you! He drapes his jacket over you and tells you to use that to cover yourself while you hurry to leave, or maybe he offers to walk you back himself just so no one gets any ideas if they happen to see you. ;;;; the tsum is in for quite the scolding. It's even more troublesome because Azutsum looks so proud of himself!!! >:O
The tweels finding out about it...... T_T poor Azul,,, even his tsum has a better chance than he does. </3 the twins tease him now, but wait until their tsums get a chance to rail you and then they will see who's laughing.
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Hitchhiker
[>> continued below the cut]
[Insert "A corpo and a nomad walk into a desert" joke here].
ölakshdfasjfhdsdfh hi, I'm Elven, and I'm becoming increasingly addicted to making longass VP comics uwu (and loving every second of it, let's be real XD)
This one has been on my "wanna do" list forever - or at the very least since @pinkyjulien trusted me with his boy 💛 Thank you so much for letting me take Valentin on some unexpected adventures!!
The thing is, I had always wondered if and how these two could ever meet (and also if they could ever become friends, because let's be honest, they're from very different worlds.... or are they 👀 alköasdhfdf I'm already saying too much, there is a part two that will follow in a separate post, but I'll link it below once it's here)
[Part Two - now here :D]
But yes!! Nothing better than fateful meetings at unexpected times :D And I hope I'll have Vince as an NPV somewhere down the line as well to send him on some adventures of his own!
Also, some BTS from a while ago for everyone who read this far:
Very sus
Short, colorful rattail kings 🤌
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