#hermenysus

[inc0rrectmyths]

𝗛𝗲𝗿𝗺𝗲𝘀: *gets on one knee*

𝗛𝗲𝗿𝗺𝗲𝘀: Will you match profile pics with me?

𝗗𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘆𝘀𝘂𝘀:

#yess <33 #im sorry for not posting much nowadays! #queue #greek mythology #hermes #dionysus #hermenysus #incorrect mythology #mythology memes #incorrect quotes #greek gods #classical mythology #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #greek myth memes #incorrect greek myths

[nysus-temple]

Dionysus: I feel like doing something stupid. Hermes: I’m stupid, do me. Athena, angrily getting up: ONE DINNER. ONE NORMAL DINNER. I'M BEGGING YOU ALL. Aphrodite: Good job, Hermes, I'm proud of you! Athena: YOU'RE NOT HELPING—

#anyways #ram husband #hermenysus #incorrect quotes #dionysus #hermes #athena #aphrodite

[belfos]

Dionysus: *Talking with Persephone* Hey, Sis

Persephone: what?

Dionysus: You said the other day to... you like to have one Brother-in-law and...

Persephone: Is Apollo, Right?

Dionysus: Yes but... are two,.. two Brother-in-law

Persephone: *Supose who is the other boyfriend* Bitch, you better be fucking joking

Dionysus; Not is a...Joke

Persephone. You dont tell me... the other is..

Dionysus: Hermes, yes, is Hermes

Persephone.... Fuck

#greek mitology #apollo Hermes Dionysus #Apollo #Hermes #Dionysus #persephone #polyamarous #hermenysus #HermesxDionysus #apollomes #apolloxhermes #apollonysus #ApolloxDionysus

[roconita]

First Hermenysus post of 2021! Sorry for being very inactive it has been rough lately with works DX

#hermes #dionysus #hermenysus #greek mythology #roconita #bon's stuff #i imagine this is after their confession. may or may not expand on their story

[nysus-temple]

Hermes: I’ve been dropping him the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

Dionysus: Wow... He sounds stupid.

Hermes: But he's not! He's really smart, actually! Just... You know, just dense.

Dionysus: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know... "Hey! I love you!"

Hermes: I guess you’re right... Hey, Dionysus! I love you!

Dionysus: See! Just say that!

Hermes: Oh for Gaia's sake.

Dionysus: If that flies over his head then, sorry Hermes, but he's too dumb for you.

Hermes: Dionysus—

#[Apolo and Artemis laughing in the background] #at this point i'm posting what i enjoy #ram husband #hermenysus #incorrect quotes #dionysus #hermes

[nysus-temple]

Dionysus: Is this the part where you start ripping strips from your robe to bandage my wounds?

Hermes: If you wanted me to take off my clothes you could have asked.

#he's a theatre guy #a drama guy #you gotta add flavour to your relationship #ram husband #hermenysus #hermes #dionysus #incorrect quotes

[nysus-temple]

Hermes: Artemis, pass me the salt. Artemis: It has enough salt, Hermes. Hermes: I like salty things. Apollo: Oh, that explains why you like Dionysus. Artemis: [Snorts]. Dionysus, from the kitchen: I can't stand this disrespect.

#just thinking about Artemis trying to be a responsible older sis. telling Hermes too much salt is bad #and Apollo being the older bro who ruins her try #but she can't help but laugh at it #Dionysus is just a victim #ram husband #hermenysus #gang #incorrect quotes #hermes #dionysus #artemis #apollo

[nysus-temple]

Hades: Despite his criminal mind, Hermes has been behaving really well around here lately.

Persephone: We should gift him something, everybody likes gifts.

Hades: But what can we give him?

Persephone: Well, what did Zeus give to you when you made peace?

Hades: Uhh he gave me you.

Persephone: Hermes! You can take my son, he's yours now.

Dionysus: EXCUSE YOU?

Hermes: Thanks a lot! I'll take care of him!

Dionysus: EXCUSE YOU???

#like father like daughter #i mean i barely ever make posts with Zeus as Persephone's dad. so enjoy it #ram husband #ram mom #ram dad #hermenysus #incorrect quotes #dionysus #persephone #hermes #hades #zeus

[nysus-temple]

Hermes: As your best friend—

Dionysus: Artemis is my best friend.

Hermes:

Hermes: AS YOUR LOVER

#yeh. anyways. #Apollo is his frenemie #ram husband #hermenysus #incorrect quotes #dionysus #hermes #artemis

[nysus-temple]

Hermes, sweating: Dionysus, there’s... Something very important that I need to ask you—

Apollo, from the back: Finally! He's proposing!

Hermes, startled: Wh— How’d you know?!

Artemis, who's next to Apollo: Hermes, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.

Dionysus, deadpan: I even picked it up once.

#ram husband #hermenysus #incorrect quotes #dionysus #hermes #artemis #apollo #THE GANG

[nysus-temple]

Hermes: Come to dinner tonight. I can’t cook, but I’ll bring plenty of free wine.

Dionysus: Marry me.

#i don't even like wine but it looks neat #LEAVE ME ALONE #ram husband #hermenysus #hermes #dionysus #incorrect quotes

[nysus-temple]

Dionysus, whispering to Hermes, who’s talking with Persephone: Ask her something! We need to get my mom to like you and that's... Hard. A lot.

Hermes: Oh, come on dude, she already knows me.

Dionysus: Hermes!

Hermes: Alright! Uh... How are you feeling, Lady Persephone?

Persephone: Fine.

Dionysus: Something personal, idiot!

Hermes: At what age did you first get your period?

Dionysus: HERMES—

#Ariadne went through the same thing. in case you were wondering #ram husband #ram mom #hermenysus #incorrect quotes #dionysus #persephone #hermes

[nysus-temple]

Hermes: I can take down anything! Like buildings, mountains… Dionysus: Can you take down my sadness? Hermes: [Raises his hand]. Hermes: [Touches Dionysus' nose]. Dionysus: Dionysus: •◡•

#he deserves it<3 #ram husband #incorrect quotes #hermenysus #hermes #dionysus

[nysus-temple]

Apollo: Uhm, Hermes, do you like Dionysus? Hermes: No, that's nonsense. Apollo: Hermes: Apollo: Hermes: Why? Did he ask about me?

#Herems jumping at Apollo in order to learn about love because Artemis doesn't... act as an expert on that topic? Me thinks #ram husband #hermenysus #apollo #hermes #dionysus #incorrect quotes

[nysus-temple]

Hermes: Hey. Dionysus: Yes? Hermes: Wink. Dionysus: Hermes: Dionysus: Did you... Did you just say "wink"? Hermes: I don't know how to wink.

#this written as an Ancient theatre play would be hilarious to me #i will die on the hill that Hermes is really good with words. but not with gestures. #ram husband #hermenysus #dionysus #heremes #incorrect quotes

[nysus-temple]

Maia: Hermes, dear, I know you're upset about your fight with Dionysus, but—

Hermes: I am NOT upset, mom.

Maia: I saw you throwing rocks at old couples.

Hermes: Why should they be happy?!

#this is the starter of Hermes' villain arc #ram husband #hermenysus #incorrect quotes #hermes #maia