#her name is air fryer :3

[chumbyy]

~꒰ঌ💗⭐💗໒꒱~

#wahoooooooo wahooo #art #ocs #dragon #UHM god what do i name her #air fryer #her name is air fryer :3

[sturniololoco]

Shy pt 2

pt 1 pt 3 pt 4

Sturniolo Little sister (SLS) x The Sturniolo Triplets

SLS x Nathan Doe

Warnings: cussing, etc? Still fluff!

SLS/N’s POV

I was not going to sleep any time soon, especially after what just happens in the kitchen.

And what didn’t help, is that Nick knows.

Speaking of Nick, I hear a soft tap on my door, then it was being opened to reveal my older brother. He quickly shut the door behind him and scrambled to my bed and sat next to me.

He looked at me, a smirk on his lips and a mischievous look in his eye. My face was pink again.

“Damn sis, I don’t even know what to say…other than I fucking knew it!” He said, jumping up and down slightly.

I quickly shushed him with a punch to the arm.

“Fine. You were right. But you cannot tell a soul. It was probably nothing anyways, he’ll forget about it by morning.” I said, kinda feeling sad.

“Girl, I may not know a lot, but I do know that that was not nothing.” He told me, grabbing my hand.

I rolled my eyes and laughed sarcastically.

“I’m serious SLS/N! He drank out of your cup for fucks sake! He obsessed with you! He was staring at you the whole time we were golfing too!” He said, shaking me a little.

I sighed, not knowing what to do. Yes, I have always had a thing for Nate, but if Matt, or especially Chris, knew, they would flip out!

“But what if it really was nothing and I’m just overthinking everything?” I ask Nick, a few tears welling up in my eyes. I don’t know why I’m upset about something that was never even there.

“oh c’mere.” Nick said, pulling me to him and hugging me close. We stayed like this for a little while before he spoke again,

“I’ll tell you what, I’ll help you find out if Nate is really into you, how ‘bout that?” He said.

“Really?” I said, giving him a disbelieving look. He nodded and I hugged him again, knocking him back onto the bed.

he pulled the covers over us and shut off my bed side lamp, saying,

“Get some rest, in the morning, we’ve got work to do.”

-

Nate’s POV

“I felt bad about leaving SLS/N standing there in the kitchen like that, but I had to before Chris got suspicious and came out of his room.

I also felt bad about not telling Chris, my best friend since forever, about me liking her. But she’s his sister, and he’d probably hate me.

I walked into his room, and tossed him a Pepsi. He was layed back on his bed with his shirt off, phone in hand.

I thought about just telling him then and there, just being straight up with him. But I couldn’t bring my self to say the words.

Hey Chris, I think your sisters bad af and I really like her a lot, hope that’s okay-

“Nate, you good man?” He asked me, breaking me back out of my trance. “oh-yeah man I’m great!” I replied, pulling my shirt off and climbing into bed. I turned off the light and pulled out my own phone, and started scrolling.

Chris and I layed like that for about another hour, him casually showing me some tik toks he thought were funny. I would let out a forced laugh, not being able to stop thinking about what I just did in the kitchen.

With that, I rolled onto my side, put my phone down, and decided to get some sleep.

-

SLS/N’s POV

I woke up really early the next day to Chris, who scared the absolute shit out of me.

you see, Chris will usually run in and jump on my bed, forcing me awake, but this time was different.

This time, he crouched down next to my bed and shook me awake, softly calling my name.

My first thought was Oh shit he knows!

But no. Instead he asked me to help him make breakfast.

“I need your help making blueberry pancakes, there Nates favorite.” He said.

At this, I sighed in relief, standing up and heading to the bathroom. I quickly brushed my teeth and hair before pulling on a hoodie, making sure I look somewhat presentable compared to yesterday morning.

-

Chris and I were the only people awake so far, and the pancake batter was finished. I began cooking them as Chris threw some bacon in the air fryer.

“Nick texted me this morning, said we were gunna do something fun today. You have any idea what it is?” Chris asked me, now helping me scoop batter into the pan.

My eyes widened at this, wondering what on earth Nick had in plan after last nights events. Before I could reply, someone walked into the kitchen.

“Something smells good in here!” Nate said, walking into the kitchen. He had no shirt on with plaid pajamas pants.

If my eyes could go any wider they would.

I looked down at his toned stomach before looking up at his face.

Eye contact.

I quickly looked down, back at what I was doing. Thankfully, my brother broke the silence.

“I had SLS/N wake up early ‘cause she makes them the best!” Chris said, ruffing my hair.

I swatted his hand away, my cheeks turning pink again.

-

Pretty soon after, Nick and Matt came down to the kitchen, Matt looking tired, Nick looking at me with devilish eyes. I glared right back at him.

I passed plates of pancakes and bacon out everyone, and we all sat at the table and began eating.

“So Nick, what do you have in store for us today?” Matt asked.

He must have gotten the same text as Chris. Nate looked up, intrigued at what we were doing today.

“I thought we could go over to the warehouse and go swimming.” Nick said nonchalantly stabbing at a piece of pancake in his plate.

Everyone nodded in agreement and got excited. I Nick look over at me, with a your welcome kind of look.

I gave him a satisfied smirk and ate the rest of my pancakes, thinking.

#matt sturniolo #sturniolo imagine #nicolas sturniolo #sturniolo fanfic #sturniolo smut #nick sturniolo #sturniolo x reader #chris sturniolo #sturniolo triplets #christopher sturniolo #matthew sturniolo #sturniolo sister #nathan doe #nathan doe x reader #nathan doe smut

[cupid-styles]

ymls harry discovering the beauty of an air fryer once he and y/n are officially busy parents w a newborn

like maybe someone buys it for them as a "congrats-on-your-baby" present and they're like ??? oh ok thanks, weird gift but ? and one night when clem and y/n are both passed out, she's absolutely exhausted from living life w a 3-month old baby, he's staring at the box bc he's starving (he hasn't had a real meal in days, just snacking here and there bc clemmie has been especially fussy)

so he breaks it open and rifles through y/n's freezer, finds some pizza rolls (unsurprisingly), throws them in there and just stands over it, arms crossed, pinching his bottom lip, watching them cook

he's literally SO ENAMORED by it that he goes upstairs to their bedroom and crawls into bed next to her and starts whispering y/n's name. she wakes up immediately in a panic bc she's terrified something happened to clem, but harry's just sitting next to her with a plate of pizza rolls

"baby, I opened the air fryer. those things are amazing. you have to try it."

"are you sharing your pizza rolls?"

"yes! I wanted you to taste!"

and y/n's not even that pissed bc she's so used to things being insane and busy and ridiculous so they just sit there in silence, eating air fried pizza rolls, and every now and then harry's like, "incredible, right?"

"yeah. pretty good. thanks for the snack."

#writing #ymls concept #:') miss those fools

[cosmicdream222]

Some of my manifestations from last week (with photos)

Surprise gifts

My bestie A and I regularly update each other with about our daily plan for affirming etc to keep each other accountable. I said I was manifesting VIP treatment, put on some subs and affirmed while I was making breakfast (yes I’m not a morning person and make breakfast at nearly noon 😭)

Not even a half hour later, I received a surprise delivery from Amazon:

My friend L, who lives out of state, sent me food and new bowls for the stray cats I feed, and treats for my cats (Stella & Panini are my cats’ names 😹)

VIP treatment

That evening I worked a brand ambassador gig that I booked only a couple days before. I’ve been avoiding working as much as possible lately lol but this one was nearby and paid well. It happened to be a giveaway event partnering with a local radio station and ended up being fun. One of the radio DJs was there, and me as the sponsor brand representative was given the same level of VIP treatment as the radio DJ! There was an event coordinator who basically did all the work and I just got to stand around looking pretty and getting paid for it. 😭

Gift card

After work I got home and found another package from my friend L with a gift card for me 💕

More cat food

A few days later, my neighbor left a huge box of cat food at my door. My cats are getting more spoiled than me 😂

An air fryer

This one is cool because I specifically wanted to manifest this. I had heard about air fryers for a while now and it seemed like something I would use, but I didn’t really feel the need to buy one. A couple weeks ago I was at Trader Joe’s with my mom and the cashier was saying how much he loooved his air fryer and telling me all the things I could make with it. I decided that moment I would just manifest one eventually, and forgot about it.

So the other day my mom comes to pick me up for a family lunch and she has a huge box in her hands - an air fryer?? She says jokingly “happy birthday” - my birthday isn’t for another 4 months! She said she just felt like I needed one 🤷🏻‍♀️

It’s so cute and I’ve already used it a couple times 💕

Attention from sp

Soo I have this crush-type guy we’ll call D. He’s one of my best friends and we’ve talked nearly every day for 3 years. I can talk to him about anything, including all things supernatural and shifting. We have admitted to having feelings for each other, and even had “online boyfriend” vibes for a while, but we live in different states, and he didn’t want to do long distance. I was sad and anxious about it for a while, but since I found out about loa and shifting, I realized none of it mattered and I could just shift to a reality where we’re together already 😂

Anyway I had become detached and stopped really thinking about him in a romantic way for a while. However, I realized since I basically didn’t care and wasn’t thinking about him, he was becoming distant in response. We hadn’t been really flirty or romantic in a few months, and I hadn’t even talked to him in a week, which was unusual. Although I wasn’t anxious about it or anything, I was still missing talking to one of my best friends. So I just started assuming he would go back to blowing up my phone all day, and I sent him some mental telepathy messages about what I wanted.

Monday morning he messaged me apologizing for being distant. He had been traveling for spring vacation and took a break from his phone. He then basically spent the whole week trying to make up for it, being super attentive, listening to my long ramblings about my void and shifting progress, sending me selfies every day, being more sweet and romantic than he had been in months, and kept telling me how pretty I was 🥰

Losing a follower LOL

This is just a funny one to round out my list. I hadn’t been on tumblr in a bit, and when I went to check my asks, I saw I had 556 followers. I thought “darn I missed the angel number, haha maybe someone will unfollow me so I can get the screenshot.” Not 5 min later when I went to look again, it had happened, and I got the screenshot 😂

(Up to 558 now thank you all 💕)

#manifesting #manifesting success #loa

[kaguyass-houraisan]

got any dc character headcanons? specifically for the s2 cast but any work fine!!

Let's see... I don't have a brain that thinks a lot outside of her own ocs because I have a brain the size of a walnut so...

James: in a greeting he was speaking perfect Spanish and he's Brazilian and they speak Portuguese so I would like to think at least one of his parents is Mexican or he has lived there bc he also claims he loves Mexico so yes this is true and real

He also makes the cliche tiktok youtuber videos and makes Aiden do challenges and mukbangs w him and he can handle his spice but Aiden can NOT... I also like to think he takes longer to get ready in the morning just because he admires himself in the mirror for a bit. But it's no biggie bc Aiden spends 5 mins a day admiring James in return

Riya: honestly I Hate how people use the DC pride pic to say everyone else missing is straight like what if they were in traffic and missed ?? Like personally I just like to think Riya has never explored her sexuality at all and is not really aware of her interest in women (maybe someone here likes Riya x Grett just a little) so she doesn't say or claim anything really

But I do think she'd also do fashion campaigns. Like beautiful woman on a magazine cover. Ik she'd look so good w editorial makeup and fashion on..

Aiden: he is eastern european coded to me... not sure what country but he and Tom (season 1) are in that group to me.. also he calls James things like "snookums" "snuggle bun" and most importantly his "beautiful god of beauty" period 😌

Hunter: he does drag or something like that, his name would be something like June Thanasia (euthanasia) or The Bride.. or I was also recommended the name Bloody Mary like some kind of Lady Gaga or horror themed one

You will see an upcoming post of how I imagine one of his drag looks to be and I had a previous post of him in a wedding gown for this very reason, I think he likes the corsets and lots of jewelry and beads !

Ally: she likes to cosplay video game couples or ships and just not tell Tess that it's gay as hell like. She will dress up as Link and make Tess be Ganon to fulfill Ganlink or Ally as Zelda and Tess as Midna to fulfill Midzel... I also think she has posters of female video game characters who gave her the Bi Awakening...

Lake: absolutely is secretly fashion obsessed and has very cutesy themed outfits hidden around with matching flowers to put in her hair... I really think she'd look like a human flower in fashion aesthetics

As for Season 1.

Miriam: doesn't know what an air fryer is and she doesn't want to know either get it OUT of her face and I also really want to believe if Jake doesn't live with her she will have him do so after all stars so they can spend her final years together making memories and doing mundane things like shopping cooking and wandering around at 3 am for no reason

Fiore: I refuse to believe she doesn't treat a random ass stuffed animal better than real people, I guarantee she has at least ONE and it's def a unicorn like bye or cat like on her pjs byeeeee

Ellie: She had an emo phase and I know she had one bang over her eye and wore ties over everything and had a studded belt and such.. I know her power

Jake: that man is Chinese to me we've seen how I draw him this is hc I will DIE ON. I don't care whether he's Wasian or not, what matters is he really wants to wear more hanfu but is shy about it... but I like to think he loves womens Tang or Qing dynasty hanfu the most...

Also bc onc is SO disrespectful to him (I'm dramatic) I know they'd never admit he can play an instrument he SO gives me the type to have had a band in high school like tell me he isn't giving that energy

Tom: he smells bad, but to tame this he probably smells like your average cheap men's 3 n 1 body wash like think dove or suave or something like that like you can't convince me he isn't sweating balls out here, also he's secretly into fashion and desires to wear all the mini skirts his heart desires

Grett: passion for fashion like LOOK at her outfits ? Wearing heels and running around ? I know she desires so badly to dress more freely and even more showy, but because of how poorly she's been treated she is a bit insecure about her body and how it looks in certain clothes.. but I know she will learn to love herself the way we love her and wear the most stunning outfits and jewelry her heart desires

Ashley: I am going to be crazy w this one but as someone who's family hails from the North of Mexico, I have to think she's somehow Mexican BUT PROBABLY A NO SABO KID.. like I doubt she knows one word of Spanish other than swears but this is MY truth

Drew: he used to look up boys kissing on YouTube

I can't think of other bullshit I thought of but this is what I am thinking do we have thoughts opinions any add ons or disagrees ??

#disventure camp #campamento desventura #disventure camp hcs #disventure camp headcanons #ask #these r my opinion feel free to disagree but u cannot change my mind w miriam and jake goodbye goodbye GOODBYE #im not tagging all these hoes

[an-au-blog]

Back again with Mihawk x Sora and their son Sanji.

I feel like Sanji doesn't call Mihawk father just because of Judge and how that title is tainted for him like when you meet someone and they ruin a whole name? Judge did that to 'father'.

The crossguild shenanigans would be so funny too.

There's a really pretty woman walking around and is nice to Buggy and Crocodile doesn't even know who she is. They're both confused until Sora walks into a meeting and is like "you need to fix your bounty system I just had a box of fingers dropped off."

Buggy admires her bravery and nonchalance as she sets the box down on the table, Crocodile goes to start laying into her because she clearly doesn't see who she's talking to or what she interrupted. Crocodile goes to start berating her but Mihawk is just like "ah, thank you, Darling. We'll discuss that now." Sora nods and leaves. Croc and Buggy would be shook because of course Mihawk would be able to hide this. He's Mihawk.

Sanji however still won't fight Zoro with swords because he's a cook. And when the Strawhats find out about the Guild Sanji's not worried about his mom, he's laughing so hard at Mihawk being beneath BUGGY? FUVKING BUGGY? he's losing it, he's gone, he almost died of suffocation. And like since Sora was a queen he knows Sora is absolutely helping Mihawk privately because Mihawk is probably ready to choke the clown and he knows his mother is talking him out of it every fucking day.

Hello again! I kinda wanna start naming my anons, you can Sanon be because I think I counted 3 or 4... if you don't want to tho you can tell me

I see what you mean about ruining the word "father" and I absolutely agree. I feel like Judge would have ruined so many things for Sanji and now it's just left for Mihawk to pick up the pieces.

For example Sanji does something wrong or accidentally breaks something and expects to be punished in some horrible way. But Mihawk just sighs and tells him to get the broom for him. Sanji does and is still waiting to get hit with it but instead just watches Mihawk clean it up and tell him to be more careful next time.

Or maybe he asks him if he wants to learn to fight and poor Sanji doesn't know he can say no. When he loses, because there's no way he could win, he expects to be ridiculed and shamed but Mihawk just pats him on the back and tells him how amazing he did, what his strengths and weakneses are, and what he needs to work on.

Also the cross guide made me think of that one clip of John Ward where he goes "Darling, how fo you turn on the air fryer?" and I can just see him doing that with everyone omg. Like "Darling, where's my second sock? I seem to have misplaced it...", "Dear, have you seen my keys?", "Have you checked my letter, I don't sound too rude, do I?" Just dad things ig hahaha

Sora having to calm an angry Mihawk is so cute to me like, he's tapping his foot in agitation, while she's rubbing his back. "I'll kill him," he stands up, to which she automatically goes "Mmmno, you won't," in a calm and loving voice making him sit back down. And he just nods, still angrily "No, I won't."

#mihawk x sora #sanji #one piece sanji #dracule mihawk #answers #op

[weird-god666]

Smg4 Agere Headcanons

Chris (little, Cg Swag)

Likes to be held

Doesn’t have much gear, just a pacifier and a teddy bear

Hates being left alone

Tends to fall asleep easily

Age range is 0-3

Doesn’t regress a lot

Cries very easily, and is overall very emotional

Loves cuddles and naps

His bear is named Sir Francis Qunition or just Franie for short

Swag (CG, Little Chris)

Can always tell when Chris is slipping, and will pull him aside

Loves spoiling Chris rotten

Will just randomly pick him up (bridal style) and spin him around

Has never told anyone Chris is a little, even when drunk

Doesn’t drink on nights he can tell Chris is going to slip

Very physically affectionate

Not the best Cg, but he does try

Has taken Chris on a illegal tank ride, Chris enjoyed it

He cant cook very well, so he makes Chris those smiley fries

Very good with an air fryer

Rob (Flip, No Cg)

They have a corn plushie, her name is Lizzy

Their age range is 2-5

Wishes they had a CG, but is always too scared to ask someone

Has taken care of other littles before, mainly Mario

Loves to just play with their toys

Likes to go play in the corn field, where no one will bother them and they get to be by their favorite thing, corn

Steve has walked in on Rob once, Neither has never brought it up

Smg3 (Little, Cg Smg4)

Hates being alone

A Total crybaby

Very clingy and needy

His age range is 1-3

Needs attention at all times

Will cause Chaos if not given what he wants

Tends to only regress when under a lot of stress

Has a lot of gear, which he hides under his bed

Loves to snuggle up with Eggdog

(Canon) Has tea parties

Has a purple pacifier with a  skull on it

He’s scared of anyone finding out about his regression, 4 only finding out by finding 3 regressed and crying under a blanket in his room

Smg4 (Cg, Little Smg3)

Loves taking care of 3, and babysits Mario a lot

Gives as much physical affection as he can

Likes to just pick smg3 up and cuddle him, big or little

Doesn’t like when 3 doesn’t listen, but could never tell him off

Has put 3 in timeout before

Sometimes when both of them has had a long day, 4 pulls 3 in for a hug, and carries him to bed

(Gonna write some more later, feel free to give me some ideas!)

#gay #smg4 #not art #smg3 smg4 #smg3 #chris gordman #smg4 chris #smg4 swagmaster6969696969 #smg4 swag #smg4 swagmaster #swagmaster6969696969 #smg4 smg4 #smg4 smg3 #smg4 agere #fandom agere #age regression #rob smg4 #rob the scarecrow

[r3d-m3dic]

Put Gears in an air fryer :3

Tag @gears-air-fryer when you post :D

Also bonus

bonus cat because she came to pester me when I sat down to take the picture :D

Her name is raven <3

@gears-air-fryer

#raven (cat) #gears #dr gears #dr charles gears #dr charles odgen gears #charles gears #charles odgen gears #C.O.G. #ask answer #irl #physical art #fandom art

[bizarrequazar]

GJ and ZZH Updates — August 7-13

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This is part of a weekly series collecting updates from and relating to Gong Jun and Zhang Zhehan.

This post is not wholly comprehensive and is intended as an overview, links provided lead to further details. Dates are in accordance with China Standard Time, the organization is chronological. My own biases on some things are reflected here. Anything I include that is not concretely known is indicated as such, and you’re welcome to do your own research and draw your own conclusions as you see fit. Please let me know if you have any questions, comments, concerns, or additions. :)

[Glossary of names and terms] [Masterlist of my posts about the situation with Zhang Zhehan]

08-07 → My #ZhangZhehanIsInnocent event took place on Twitter, getting that hashtag and #QuestionCAPA both trending for more than 36 hours. [archive of my tweets for it]

→ 361° posted two photo ads featuring Gong Jun. (1129 kadian)

→ #JusticeforZhangZhehan trended again for a couple hours after Instagram-believers got mad at our tag. It continued to be primarily posts about Zhang Sanjian with little to no mention of CAPA. 🤡

→ Fresh posted a promotional video spoken by Gong Jun.

→ Gong Jun liked a post from Li Ronghao announcing the release of his song The Winner. Caption: “A sad love song is suitable to be taken when the heart is broken and the memory of love is better”

→ Go Fighting! episode 6 aired. Gong Jun did not appear in this episode as he was busy with filming. [full episode]

08-08 → Colgate posted a photo ad featuring Gong Jun.

→ The Instagram posted more basketball photos.

→ Mengniu posted a photo ad featuring Gong Jun.

→ Danny posted a group photo of his gym buddies, apparently not realizing that it included one of the body doubles without any of the digital manipulation, identified by his clothing.

08-09 → QuelleVous made a post revealing that CAPA were not the ones who kept Li Xuezheng off Weibo’s hotsearch around last December—the CAC were because they were investigating water armies. The truth of the matter seems to be that CAPA had an entire smear campaign already prepared, which was stopped by this.

→ Colgate posted a photo ad featuring Gong Jun.

→ QuelleVous et al. shared that the account 海的法律人—which was registered 2 days after Li Xuezheng appeared, has been posting since January claiming to be a lawyer who knows him personally, and was the one to incite solos to attack law courts in April—is run by Peng Lihu. [1] [2] [3]

→ A hotsearch tag, #Wang Leitian alleged sexual harassment of women#, was used by toxics to smear Gong Jun and antis to smear Zhang Zhehan.

→ The Weibo account of Wang Peiwen (the fake girlfriend) began interacting with people again. The real Wang Peiwen has been paid off and the account is being managed by Sophie.

08-10 → Filming for Go Fighting! was cancelled due to worsening Covid conditions.

→ MUJOSH posted a photo ad featuring Gong Jun. 

→ LockNLock posted an ad for an air fryer. Caption: “🦀️ Have a bite of crab stick snacks?”

→ QuelleVous posted an entire exposé on Sophie’s dark past of being a rich man’s mistress before he dumped her for an actress. This is where they’re getting the inspiration for their fake girlfriend narrative. Zhang Sanjian’s narrative likewise seems to be based off of Sophie’s husband. [1] [2] [3] [4]

→ REAL1640 posted a Word of Honor behind the scenes clip wherein Zhang Zhehan sang part of the song Just Love You by David Tao to Gong Jun. (1640 kadian) Caption: “Listen to the song 🤫” Lyrics sung: “Said that you will always be with me, be my root and my wings, let me fly, and have a nest to go back to.” Fan Observation: The song is commonly used for weddings.

08-11 → Hogan tweeted a photo from the May L’OFFICIEL photoshoots of Gong Jun wearing their products.

→ A new promo image for Gong Jun’s upcoming drama Rising With The Wind was shared by Variety News on WeChat.

08-12 → Viewership ratings for Back to Field were released, with the episode Gong Jun appeared in being the most viewed of the season.

→ Hsu Fu Chi posted a commercial featuring Gong Jun.

→ The brand’s Xiao Hong Shu account was wiped, and the Weibo accounts of Peng Lihu, Sanke, and Ma-ge were muted.

→ QuelleVous posted an exposé about Bai Ying, the reporter for Legal Daily who has written several articles defending CAPA and slandering Zhang Zhehan, one of which was found in December to have been an interview of himself. QuelleVous revealed that he did not disappear online as believed, but has actually been present on a side account where he has promoted the brand, the tea shop, the Instagram, and Zhang Sanjian, and has repeatedly slandered Gong Jun.

→ Addition made 08-18: The CAC released a list requiring the companies listed to submit their algorithms for inspection. The companies included Netease, Weibo, Youku, Baidu, and WeChat. [screenshots]

08-13 → One year since 813.

→ #AlwayswithZhangZhehan, #JusticeforZhangZhehan, #ZhangZhehanIsInnocent, and #QuestionCAPA trended on Twitter throughout the day.

→ Safeguard posted a two photo ads [here] and [here] featuring Gong Jun.

→ A Twitter space was held talking about 813, healing, and waiting for justice. [recording]

We’ve made it through 813 without incident. 🎉🎉🎉 Knock on wood and fingers crossed that the next few days are the same.

Additional Reading: → Flora’s daily fan news thread → Sheena’s charity drive is currently running until the 15th.

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#Zhang Zhehan #Gong Jun #Word of Honor #woh cast #lld timeline

[shithead-123]

Kotlc collecting head cannons Pt. 3

And finally, last but not least,

Fitz: You thought I forgot abt him. You thought I was a Fitz hater and didn't include him. WRONG. I saved him for last bc he is the ULTIMATE collector. buckle up bc this is gonna be long. He has everything. Gnome collections, rock collections, medicine/herbal collections, knife collections, plants collections, stick collections(him and Biana fight over sticks it's so funny), sticker collections, book collections, jewelry collections (this includes traditional Indian jewelry bc The Vacker's brown idc), clothing collections, shell collections, collections of things that remind him of ppl, ribbons, beads, wires, Doorknobs, carpets, chairs???, star charts, bottle caps, socks, vinyl records, lightbulbs, glitter, stationary, random human junk, Dirt even. Rocks again, literally thousands of rocks. Fitz = rock.  He's such a hoarder. Bro even collects cats. You cannot convince me he has an army of pigeons that he has from his time in the human world. Speaking of human cities. he has a trinket from every area he visited, canonically. He has those ugly tourist baseball caps. The "I love New York" t-shirts. used coffee cups from like Starbucks. flattened soda cans. He looks at those soda cans in wonder. It'll forever be a mystery of what these things are. He'll never put two and two together that unflattened soda cans, and flattened soda cans are the same thing. He's mystified. But because he collects so much random shit, he has a lot of cool things too. Like dinosaur fossils(he's a dinosaur boy) that are really rare. Ancient pots and scrolls and other historical things. And he knows the history behind everything bc he's a nerd. Dude could become a billionaire just from the things he owns. He has three Toyotas(that he hot wired???? somehow???). A private jet. A yacht. And iPhone 13. a laptop that he doesn't know how to use. A lottttt of human movies/TV shows which he doesn't know he has. But he does. POKEMON CARDS. He plays the Pokemon games on Nintendo. He and Dex do pokemon battles. Fitz always loses. YU-GI-OH CARDS. Omg bro would be the only one who knows how to Play Yu-Gi-Oh. he's a master at it Dex loses to him in Yu-Gi-Oh sadly. Board games, card games. Comic books. He likes DC more than marvel bc I like DC more than marvel. Idk who his favorite  superhero would be. I could do a post on everyone's favorite. baseball cards. Press on nails. CDs. Action figures. fake lashes. candy. Harry Potter wizard wands (he thought they were sticks). Antique Chess boards. Sooooo many cooking supplies. None of the Vackers can cook because they're clowns, so when Della see's her son doing some stress baking, she encourages him to expand into cooking and now he cooks dinner for the entire gang sometimes. He has all the versions of the air-fryers. he uses none of them. Knives that are sharper than Ro's daggers somehow. He owns human property too. Illegally. bc he's a minor and also a citizen of zero human countries. so he has forged documents too. He has 6 pounds of crystal meth. He has no idea what it is, but he has it, he thinks it's plant fertilizer. Don't ask how. For all his Vacker properness, Fitz goes feral in the forbidden cities. He collects pride flags too, for Biana and someday himself, when he stops being in denial. of course all this stuff and he still doesn't have a single human penny to his name. Sophie's feeling homesick so Fitz shows her his hoard. She goes crazy. Everyone makes a day of looking through Fitz's stuff. What crazy is that all of this is under his bed. it's all in there. It's magic. You're wrong if you think Fitz is a normal guy. he's not.

#kotlc #kotlc fitz #fitz vacker #girl he's not even my fav character but ik he's the hoardiest so I had to go all out #Fitz is like top three fav characters tho #so ig it checks out #still this is crazy #wait should I do TWs in the tags? #if someone wants them pls let me know otherwise I'm leaving it like it is

[oogaboogaspookyman]

Mew: i can either bake these cookies in 400 degrees for ten minutes, or 4,000 degrees for one minute.

Mewtwo: mew no, that's not how you bake cookies.

Mew: FLOOR IT?

Mewtwo: MEW NO.

Mew: how about 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR ONE SECOND?!

Mewtwo: MEW YOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN!

Mew: I'M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO BAKE COOKIES!

Mewtwo: MEW PLEASE-

Adam: you are either mewtwo, or mew.

(loooooooootsa @pmseymourva )

✨Random Quotes From The Fam✨

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Adam: ATTENTION SARCASM USERS! WE ARE FACED WITH A SERIOUS ISSUE.

Adam: THERE IS ONLY ONE SARCASM LEFT, WE HAVE TO USE IT WISELY.

Adam: PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK, IT'S GOTTA BE GOOD.

Mewtwo: yeah, okay, i'll be sure to do just that... Oh god what have i DONE-

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You: whatcha planning for Valentine's Day~?

MEMORY: murder.

You: that's the spirit!

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Mewtwo: help my wife is going on labour!

Guy he's calling: is it her first born?

Mewtwo: no this is her husband.

Mary: now's not the time for dad jokes!

Adam: he's ready.

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Mew, not knowing what she's saying: OH MY GOD, i got it.

Mew: Game Of Thrones, is anime plots for non-anime watchers.

Mew: think about it...

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(@the-hydroxian-artblog )

Mew: @ yeast.

Mewtwo: ... Yeast.

Mew: yeast :)

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Mewtwo, looking at Aliza: i didn't order this box of cat!

Mary: HOW ARE YOU COMPLAIMING LOOK AT IT'S FACEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Adam: it's literally making the :3 face.

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Dude 1: *he saw something behind them and proceeds to wheeze incomprehensibly*

Dude 1, pushing Dude 2: dhuhude... Dhdduhde 2!

Dude 2, making a bad throw in Skee: watch it!

The game he's playing: [LOOOSEEEEER!]

Dude 2: aw heck, now look at what you made me do!

Dude 2:

MEMORY: hello~

Dude 2: ... Hehebrhebebrhebebeheh *fearful wheezing*

(source: The Cuphead Show)

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MEMORY: clearly you don't own an AIR FRYER! *Regal laughter*

Mewtwo: what does that even MEEEEEEEAAAANNNN-

(source: L Void, Deltarune Memes, look it up on Youtube)

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Picture of a weird looking baby.

Adam: his name is Snart.

Uptight hoity toity piece of shit: how dare you say such a thing, that's a picture of baby jesus!

Adam: no, his name is Snart.

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MEMORY: presenting: BASKETBALL 2!

Adam: what's the objective?

MEMORY: survive.

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That one guy that had his head torn off and has the spine still attached in the ORIGIN comic: i am the snake in my boot!

Jason Lavender: JESUS CHRIST.

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Mew: you kiss and care and for what?! Sex?! Love?!?! Pathetic!

Adam: to level my charisma stat.

Mew: ah, a gamer! You may pass.

Mewtwo, hugging Celeste: to show my girlfriend love and make her feel special!

Mew: you shall not pass.

(source: @pukicho )

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CL4RA: Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me.

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Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Mewtwo*

Mewtwo: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.

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Adam: *Takes a sip of milk and gags*

Adam: Oh my god, is this expired?

Adam: *Takes another sip of milk*

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Mewtwo: I’m the sexiest bitch in this therapy waiting room.

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Teen Aliza: I don’t think the therapist is supposed to say ‘wow’ that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are.

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Mary, at Adam: My expectations were low but holy fuck.

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Adam, at his ex gf, about to break up: Could you maybe just like… stab me… right in the gut. Just REALLY twist it in there. ‘Cause that honestly seems less painful than this conversation.

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SketchTwo: Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, bye!

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Mary: Unfortunately, due to several experiences in my youth, I cannot just 'walk up and join a circle of people talking', but it does sound lovely, thank you.

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Mewtwo: New year, same me. Because I'm perfect.

#pokemon #mewtwo #adam #mew #memory #aliza #mary #jason lavender #celeste #CL4RA #teen aliza #sketchtwo #incorrect quotes

[dairyfreefoodie]

Holy Cow, 🐄 i can't believe that's dairy free?! 🥛🚫

Ken's* top 10 (dairy free snacks & sweet treats)

*fyi Ken is mine and my partners names merged together (Katie & Ben, as Ben is also my very willing tester to compare to dairy food)

Marks and Spencers bakery cookies

I've found finding biscuits and sweet snacks especially hard on my new diet but these are my number 1, my partner didn't believe they were vegan😄. Only downside is they sell out quickly so are quite a rare find and cannot stock up due to the use by dates... but still❤️ Thank me (& M&S) later!

2. Marks and Spencer chocolate brownies

M&S to the rescue again! These are great and even better heated up in the microwave with find number 3 below. My auntie buys me these from her local M&S and I can't ever find them in mine so think some stores don't stock always them sadly.

3. Phish food Ice cream

HORAAAY I can have Ben and Jerry's again!!! 😍😍🙏 Tastes very similar from what I can remember...although less chocolate fish🐟 (phish)😔 - maybe mine was just a sad tub! I'll get over it...Still won't buy it full price like the non dairy version though (luckily its on offer quite a bit - this one was found in sainsburys but i think it's in most supermarkets). The cookie dough one is also pretty good - I'm just a chocoholic 🍫

4. Judes salted caramel ice cream

Jude, whoever you are, I love you 😍❤️ These are soooo good - better than most normal dairy ice cream I have had (bold claim) and they are mini so feels like you're being less piggy. Magnum do a similar salted caramel vegan option which is nice but in my opinion no comparison to Judes.

5. The mighty Greggs Yum Yum

Milk free and glorious. Many other supermarket ones have milk in. Greggs was my favourite highstreet destination prior to my new diet (trust me, i have the full greggs outfit, sliders & all!) and it has stayed strong and true with lots of dairy free options 🙏.

(and of course the famous vegan sausage roll... I must admit though I'd rather have slight face pain and take a dose of antihistamines for the normal sausage roll - only thing I still cheat with...it just can't be beaten😍).

6. Greggs Doughnuts

All hail the greggs Doughnuts 😍🍩 These are the only 3 (simply glazed, pink sugar strand and jam) that i think are milk free but that's plenty enough options (compared to most supermarkets where I end up looking very dissapointed at the allergen info). I ❤️ doughnuts, basically a female Homer Simpson.

7. Vegan pains au chocolat

These are a great sweet vegan breakfast option (especially when put in the air fryer for a minute or 2). These are the two brands I have found so far- first one found in sainsburys and the second found in waitrose (stocked up on a ocado order). Delish👌

8. Belvita breakfast bars

I have these for breakfast on my London commute every morning. Dairy free, low in fat (unlike rest of this post) and high in the old fibre💩! I personally love them (strawberry🍓 not the apricot ones) and stock up when they are on offer (most supermarkets) which happens fairly often for £1.75 for 6 👌.

9. Marks & Spencer double chocolate cookies 🍪

More M&S cookies??? Yes, these are very good but would always lose in a competition with number 1 ^ from the bakery section. However the perk of these are you can stock up on them with the longer shelf life and I've found they are better than a lot of other supermarket (and wicked) cookies. 🍪

10. Lastly CHEESE🧀. Cathedral City is in the lead for me.

I actually like this one enough to put on crackers so its made it onto the snack blog post🙀🧀. There is quite a lot of bad vegan cheese out there (especially from the opinion of a dairy cheese lover like me) but maybe my taste buds have finally accepted it will never be perfect...but for me, this is close enough (for now! - keep going cheese makers!!). Amazing grated on toast (another air fryer job) & topped with worcester sauce 😍

Thanks for reading and happy eating 😄

*Not all products may be vegan or suitable for milk allergy sufferers

Next post: DF cooking staples👩‍🍳🍽 (ft. more cheese, pesto, cream and milk alternatives etc).

#dairy free #vegan #plant based #lactose intolerance #dietary needs #foodie #sinus pain #sinus pressure #acid reflux #foodblogger

[readerstories]

No Dismemberment says the Familiar - Laszlo x reader x Nadja

Fic created for the @wwditsevents fandom exchange for @annadiplosis ! Hope you enjoy dear! Chose to use the song prompt (The Dismemberment Song by Blue Kid), the word prompt (Aubergine), and the outfit prompt (here). Turned out a little lighter on the ship aspect of things, but I still really like how it came out! Set somewhere in season 3, before the finale. (AO3)

Warnings/tags: swearing, talk of canonical violence, blood, etc.

Wordcount: 2578

Summary: You are Laszlo’s and Nadja’s newest familiar, and luckily, it seems you’re lasting longer than the rest. Although, there is some downsides, and wacky events.

Working for vampires is weird.

Living in a house with vampires is weird.

Even weirder, it’s all being filmed by a television crew for some sort of reality show. You think. At least that is what they said.

However you can’t say you have ever seen a show like that on TV, so you guess they’re still in early filming, or production.

You think.

You don’t really care.

The interviews they do are kind of fun though. The person behind the camera ask you to give you your name to the camera, which you do with a smile.

“And what do you do in the house?” They prompt you to further present yourself.

“I’m Nadja’s and Laszlo’s new familiar, which means mostly I help Guillermo with stuff like cleaning the house and keeping the place tidy.”

A blink, a breath.

“And dispose of the bodies of course.” The crew exchanges glances, but you don’t pay them any mind as you can hear Laszlo calling, and you’re already out of the room before anyone can react.

It cuts to Laszlo and Nadja sitting on the same interviewing couch, Laszlo leaned back while Nadja sits upright.

“Ah yes, our new familiar.” Laszlo grins. “Rather cute thing isn’t she.”

“And very skilled at what a familiar needs I must say.” Another cut, this time its you and Guillermo dragging bodies down the hall, making a trail of blood on the floor, some splashing up on your clothes.

Back to the interview, Nadja continues.

“We were rather pleasantly surprised when she took to being a familiar like duck to water.” A change of scene and you’re back on the interview couch, wearing different clothes than earlier, and Guillermo seated next to you

“Well, I used to work at the morgue before I got this job, so I’ve never really been squeamish about these sort of things.” You shrug. “You get used to it after a while, and the skills I got there transferred to this job rather well.”

“Yeah, and it’s been nice to have some help around the house, since I’m technically not a familiar anymore. Not that they always remember that.” Guillermo says as he looks into the camera and you fail to hide a snort of laughter.

Nandor is up next. “I think the new familiar is ok, she does have some bad habits though.” He wrinkles his nose, and with some prompting from behind the camera that can’t be heard, he elaborates.

“She makes food in the house.” Back to Laszlo and Nadia, which both groan in unison.

“Yes, she does cook in the house, but she’s so good with bodies that we let her get away with it.” Laszlo grimaces as Nadia has to hold back gags at even the thought of food.

For the first time, it’s cuts to Colin Robinson, in his usual spot in the basement.

“Oh I don’t mind the cooking at all.” There’s a glimmer of blue before it’s back to you and Guillermo on the couch.

“Well yeah, I do, it’s not very elaborate or anything, but I do make food sometimes. Only sometimes though, because unlike superhuman Guillermo over here,” you point with your thumb at Guillermo who frowns (which barely hides a little smile at the almost compliment), “I can’t survive on only coffee and chocolate and shit, I need some proper food.”

Once more it changes scenes, and now it’s you in the kitchen, cutting up some aubergines on a small cutting board next to an air fryer while you hum along to the radio.

The camera is far enough away that you can see most of you, and you turns slightly so you can address it directly, pointing with your knife.

“Normally I would like grill them, but the air fryer works just as well.” As the song in the background ends, you grin as you hear the start of the next song, and turn it up so it can be clearly heard, and start to sing along.

“Hold still, my sweet, I'm trying to measure the space between, your molar and your jaw.” You sing along to the almost deceptively slow start of the song.

“This caliper, no cause for fear, no, it, it doesn't hurt. It only helps me measure,” You chop the aubergine with some force, loud enough that it can be heard over the radio and your singing.

“How much skin you have, oh, and the topmost layer of fat, but I won't make an incision, 'till you're nice and numb.” Turning over the sliced aubergine, you pick up one half so you can look at the pale inside.

“ Oh, and laughing gas can be so much fun, please don't doubt my decision. This'll be ooh, this'll be aah, this'll be absolutely whee.” With quick and sure movements you make cuts in a crisscross pattern over the flesh of the aubergine.

“This'll be nice, this'll be neat, and bring you closer to me.” Back down on the chopping board, you drizzle over the cuts with some oil .

“So don't you squirm, don't you fret, I'm not gonna hurt you yet. I just feel the need to be getting, A little of you, a lot of blood-letting.” Salting and peppering your food, you grin as you continue singing.

“I know the sensation you're probably dreading, but cutting you up will be so refreshing for me, refreshing for me, yeah.” Happy with your prep, you open the air fryer and put you aubergine in, quickly punching in the setting you need.

“What are you doing?”

“Fuck, shit, damn.” Nadja and Laszlo stands in the doorway to the kitchen, and you’re just glad you didn’t have the knife in your hand just then, because surely you would have accidentally have cut yourself then, and caused a scene.

“Fucking hell, you scared me.” Nadja grins.

“Good. But what are you doing?”

“Making food.” Both of them gag. “But also I’m singing along to a song that reminds me of my shitty ex.” Puzzled and a bit interested, they listens to the song that is still playing. You grimace, not even sure why you offered up that act, but hey, at least they aren’t complaining about the food or smell.

“And red is such a lovely color on you, but you won't be needing those. When you've got no knees. Or shins, or pinky fingers, or arteries. So hold still while I remove them. Oh, and don't fight back. I think you'll find you're missing the point with that. That's enough out of you.” Nadja grins and give two thumbs up, while Laszlo laughs.

“Sounds like you had a good time with your ex. Ripping out body parts of shitty people is so much fun!” Nadja exclaims as Laszlo nods in what you think is agreement.

“What, no! It’s a metaphor, it’s not actually about dismembering someone, like, it’s about taking back power.”

“But taking someone fingers is power.” Laszlo points out.

“Well, yes, I guess, sorta, but I shouldn’t be thinking about my ex anyway, it’s been months, and the only reason is because they had the gall to invite me to a party.”

“Ohh party! We should go! It have been a while since we had a proper party dear.” Laszlo says, mostly addressing Nadja.

“No.”

“Yes.” Nadia grins. “That way you can show your ex some power, maybe even rip of some fingers. Or other body parts if you would prefer.” You sigh, recognizing that you have lost that battle, but you still make a last ditch effort to get out of it.

“But I got nothing to wear. Well, nothing that would work for this.”

“Ah, nonsense, I got something! Something powerful!” Nadja grins, fangs glinting in the low light of the kitchen.

“Come on little morsel, lets get you changed.” Laszlo says. You sigh, and shake your head at the camera, turning off your air fryer, following Nadja and Laszlo as they go out of frame.

A jump in time and scene, and you’re dressed in a black patterned velvet suit, a shiny red vest with black buttons and lace trim, stark white shirt, and black dress shoes.

Surprisingly it all fits, and you expect it’s not Nadja‘s, but rather something that had belonged to a victim. Not that you really care about that, because, holy hell, you look good. 

“You look good enough to eat! And that’s a high compliment coming from me!” You laugh and do a little twirl, showing off the outfit and how good you feel in it.

“Thank you Nadja, I do feel powerful in this outfit.”

“Great, then we’re ready to go then!” Without another word she transforms into a bat and flies out an open window.

“Bat!” Laszlo yells, and follows after her. You yell out after them, but it’s already to late.

You sigh.

“At least they know the address.” You mumble to yourself as you pull out your phone to order an Uber.

A cut, and you’re just stepping out of the Uber outside an apartment building, loud music being able to be heard even out here.

Seconds later Nadja and Laszlo appears as a bats behind you, and then in human form. It’s only luck that you don’t jump out of your skin as you turn around, and find them very close.

“Ah, hey guys, I see you found your way.”

“Yes! Now lets get inside.”

“Sure, shouldn’t be a problem.” You ring and through the shitty speakers of the calling system rolls the voice of your ex, causing you to grimace, but at least they tell you to come in, so everyone are free to join.

Another cut, and everyone are walking towards an open door that leads to a room bathed in purple and red lights, music spilling out, several people moving around and dancing inside.

Your ex isn’t there, but one of their roommates welcome you inside.

No one pays much attention the the camera crew that joins you.

Nadja and Laszlo looks around with hunger in her eyes as soon as you’re inside, sniffing out in the air.

“I can smell several virgins.” Laszlo states and you sigh.

“Have fun, but please refrain from eating someone right now.”

“We snacked on those men you brought earlier today, so don’t be so worried! Go find your ex, you have fun, and rip some limbs off!” You roll your eyes, but smile at Nadja’s enthusiasm.

Setting your sight on the bar, you decide that you’re going to need a drink for this.

Or several.

Preferably the latter as you can’t say that this is where you wanted your night to go.

You don’t get your wish however as soon as you take the very first sip of your drink, your ex sidles up next to you, putting a hand on your shoulder, which you shrug off.

“Hey, looking good as ever.” Sam looks you up and down, and you feel your skin crawl. “Maybe even better.”

“Thanks I guess.” Your force a polite smile, which Sam doesn’t quite catch onto.

“So what are you doing here?” You give them an incredulous look. Cool, so this is the angle this time. Right, you can roll with this.

“You invited me.” Sam smiles like the two of you are sharing a secret, and you don’t like it.

“And I got the strong impression you weren’t going to come. But here you are, and I’m glad I was wrong.” They try to lean closer, but you take a step back

“I didn’t want to come at first.”

“Oh, what changed your mind?” Your eyes move over the crowd before you can help yourself, spotting Laszlo and Nadja talking, or rather trying to seduce someone.

“Someone convinced me.” Sam looks to where you are looking, and spots Laszlo and Nadja. Not like they are hard to spot in a crowd dressed more modern, and hell of a less goth than them.

“Oh, I didn’t take you for one to double dip.” You snort, taking a sip of your drink.

“No, that’s not, that’s not it.”

“No? What is it then?” You can’t be bothered trying to explain what familiars are and that actually they’re vampires, so you settle on something like the truth.

“I work for them, and they’re the ones who convinced me to go here.”

“So you took your bosses with you to a party?” You contemplate downing your whole drink in one go.

“More like they invited themselves, and I don’t know if bosses are the right word to use.”

“Uh-huh.” Sam doesn’t seem convinced that there isn’t something more, and is surely less convinced seconds later, as Laszlo and Nadja appear on either side of you, Laszlo‘s arm around your waist and Nadja’s hand on your shoulder.

“So is this the ex you were thinking about when singing about dismemberment?” Sam’s eyebrows raise and you groan.

“Yes.” A beat, and you curse internally when you realizes what they are waiting for. “Laszlo and Nadja, this is Sam, my ex. Sam, this is Laszlo and Nadja, my... bosses.” Sam extends a hand, which Laszlo shakes with vigor, while Nadja looks like she is already honing in on which body parts to rip out or off.

“So you’re the ones fucking her now?”

“SAM!” The fucking audacity of them, and you’re reminded why you broke it off with them, being this fucking rude should be punishable by law.

“Well no, she haven’t offered.” Laszlo offers a slightly confused answer.

“But we would if we could.” Nadja offers, and you sputter, as Sam looks like they’re going to burst out laughing.

“Oh fuck you Sam!” You throw your drink in their face, and storm out, leaving behind a stunned human and two vampires, while the crew scrambles to follow you.

They catch up with you as you stop when you get outside of the building, drawing a deep breath and groaning.

You rub your forehead, already feeling an oncoming headache.

“Times like these makes me wish I had started smoking.” You say as you look into the camera. Before you can say anything else your attention is moved to Nadja as she joins you in the cold New York air.

“What a dreadful party.” You huff at Laszlo’s outburst, crossing your arms.

“You’re telling me!”

“Yes, yes I am!”

“No dismembering or anything!” Nadja supplies.

A rare moment of silence from the usually loud vampires as they watches your stance.

“You know we meant what we said in there.” You furrow your brow, words taking a few moments to process. Nadja nods as she grins, getting close so she can wrap herself around you from behind.

“You’re a rather tasty looking and smelling morsel, and plus you’re good with getting rid of bodies, so that makes you even more attractive.” Laszlo leans in close, placing a hand on your waist.

“So what do you think about that now?” Eyes flicking between them and the crew that you’re suddenly very aware of, you need a few seconds to find your answer.

“I think the cameras should go right now.” Laszlo turns around and claps his hands.

“You heard her, now off you fuck! Shoo!” He gestures and after a few uncertain seconds, the camera shakes, and then cuts to black. There’s some shuffling, then it sounds like someone hits a wall with a soft ‘oof’ and laughter before the sound cuts, and the credits roll.

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[midasinc]

modern era marius hcs:

-before he moves in with courfeyrac he is so fucking broke. his entire diet is pasta with butter and garlic. like, three meals a day. even after he moves in with courfeyrac it's still routine for him to boil a cup or two of rotini in the mornings and courfeyrac will walk into the kitchen at 7am to see him doing so like ??? okay

-he knows a lot about cars. a weird amount. he and courfeyrac went to the bmw museum one time when the entire group went to münchen for a protest and he could go on the entire time about the history and anatomy of the cars without needing to read the plaques. even so- marius cannot drive. at all. he can't even ride a bike.

-marius dresses like a schoolboy in ww2 era england. one day during a meeting, grantaire leaned over to point it out to bossuet and bossuet laughed so hard that he cried and had beer come out of their nose because oh my god it's so true

-he also smells like a grandma. in, like, a nice way. it isn't a conscious effort that marius makes, but his cologne makes him smell like a very kind old lady who likes to grow her own herbs

-marius is left handed and whenever he writes anything, his hand gets all smudged from ink for the rest of the day

-oh he's such a sweetie. he get's very empathetic during movies and he'll cry so easily at them. it's just like "marius it's a happy ending why are you crying" "they- they just- they just deserve happiness so much!" and courfeyrac will have to pat his shoulder and tell him it's okay

-MARIUS DID GYMNASTICS WHEN HE WAS YOUNGER! he is VERY flexible and bendy and has never lost at twister. ever. he can also do flips into a pool which all of les amis find very cool and they make him do over and over again bc YOOOOOOOOO- BACKFLIP!

-he's also really good at puzzles! marius is essentially just a grandma. he likes to sit down and hum and put together 1000 piece puzzles and then take a picture to send to his friends when he's done. for his birthday, joly got him a puzzle that was a picture of all of them together. when he finished it yes he did cry and it is framed and hanging in his bedroom

-marius was raised with very traditionalist views. he struggles a lot with fixing them when he first meets everybody, but over time it really helps to have them around because he can unlearn what he used to know and join them in on what's right. he also finds out he's bisexual in this way and it's really emotional for him when he does realize who he is and he comes out to everyone (and they're vv supportive bc <3)

-he and courfeyrac like to go out and play tennis on weekends. marius is pretty good and courfeyrac is a really bad sport and makes up rules as they go along. it always gets super intense and they shwack the balls way harder than they're supposed to because it's fun and it will go on and on and they're not really being careful and- that's how marius gets a black eye in the shape of a tennis ball

-marius is really fucking good at super smash on the nintendo switch. he can play any character and just smush buttons in no particular order until he wins and he doesn't really have any strategies and it pisses feuilly off so much. feuilly fucking hates how good he is and they've played together a lot before and occasionally feuilly will rage quit and have to step into another room for a moment

-he was a history major and now he works in the archive and labeling labs of a museum and he really really really likes his job. his name tag has a little neon pink smiley face sticker that courfeyrac stuck on before his first day and marius never took it off because he thinks it's cute. anyway, for every holiday and birthday he'll get people trinkets and books and shirts and stuffed animals from the museum's gift shops. enjolras has an impressive collection of museum pens from over the years, because marius is still mildly terrified of him and doesn't know what else to buy him

-nobody tell him, but bossuet and joly are getting him and courfeyrac an air fryer this year because the butter noodles situation is too much to not address

#les mis #les miserables #les mis headcanons #marius pontmercy #marius doing marius things #i love him!!! so sue me i like marius #babe #bae asf #OPs Les Mis HCs #modern era #modern au

[write-haikyuu]

Quarantine things (ft. Yamaguchi Tadashi, Tsukishima Kei, Ushijima Wakatoshi & Kita Shinsuke) | headcanon

Quarantine has been forcing me to be productive with school but I’ve been having all these spurs of ideas in my head. So I wanted to write this before I forget it, and so I can feel like I did something today before I work on more essays and hw. :) 

Also, side note I’ve been doing Yoga with Adriene to help with my chronic back pain. PEOPLE! If you want start yoga during quarantine I 11/10 recommend her channel on YouTube. Stay healthy and stay safe <3 

Yamaguchi Tadashi

You notice how much he’s willing to try new things, now that time has freed up.

Baking croissants, juicing veggies and fruits, rummaging through the pantry to make dinner with boxed food (because he wants to make sure you both only go grocery shopping when you absolutely have to). 

When it is time to go out to the public, he makes sure you both glove up, sanitize, and wear bandanas with sunglasses (at the market). 

You know those Korean grandmas that wear those sleeves and visors?

Yep. You two are that couple. 

“Grab the box from the inside Y/N!!” He’s sneaky like that 

He’s paranoid, but he still wants to make sure you both use this time to spend quality moments together ...because he knows you’re not able to visit a lot of friends and family right now :(( 

Walks at the park during the most unexpected times throughout the day

You both have a dog, his name is YamYam 

Tadashi uses this time to really upgrade the dog’s instagram and make him go dogstagram viral I dont know why I’m so obsessed with making Tadashi internet famous ok :( 

Sleeping in all the time (morning cuddles are a must) 

Don’t you think that I would forget about his terrarium. He still worships that buddy everyday! By now your days with Tadashi are filled with dog walks, healthy receipes, plants, and daylight cuddles. 

Tsukishima Kei 

Dalonga coffee, dalonga matcha, dalonga everything with our boy Tsukishima. 

Ever tried egg coffee? You protested against it at first but Tsukishima kept teasing you how great it was until you finally caved in and tried it. 

It’s. The. Shit. (However you want it interpret that) 

Every morning, without fail, you both sit over at the kitchen island and sip on coffee or tea. Bedhead, pjs and everything. You don’t say much, but its the quiet and peace that rises in the morning that makes you appreciate these moments with him. 

Contrary to popular belief, Tsukishima is actually a hopeless romantic. So you’ll have these evenings where he makes a new playlist from Spotify and just starts grooving to the beat with you. (This is shared between you and Tsuki ONLY). Copyrights on Tsuki’s jazzy hands. 

He loves seeing you move on your own and as some may think its him dreading it, he LOVES it when you drag him into dancing too. 

When you watch TV show together at night, he likes to psychoanalyze the characters with you

“But what do you think of this. He’s turned into a cereal killer because of childhood trauma from his aunt feeding him much coco puffs.”

“The hell Y/N?? that doesn’t even make any sense! It’s bc he worked at the grocery store and the manager always assigned him to restock the dry cereal and oatmeal aisle.”

You read in bed separately together, but you’ll lean on each other for back support. 

Stillness with Tsuki is all he’s ever asked for, all he’s ever wanted with you. 

Ushijima Wakatoshi 

Sure, most of the time his mind is on volleyball. But when it comes down to it, the person he spends most of the time thinking about is actually you. 

He’s estatic to spend time with you in quarantine! He makes sure to not break his routines though, so he’s always encouraging you to work out with him in the morning. Whether or not you’re a morning person, you also try to push yourself to exercise! So Toshi doesn’t have to run by himself, plus you’ll get fit too! 

But there was this one thing Toshi never really got into, but by being with you more, he’s finally come around to it. 

It’s Yoga baby. 

Volleyball is an intense sport. So with all that practice and endless hours he’s dedicated, Toshi usually goes to physical therapy to work on his muscles. Since everything is closed, he started doing yoga with you to relieve some back pain :’( 

He can’t thank you enough, because his posture is straighter and he doesn’t toss and turn in his sleep like he did before

Y’all I hate to break it to you but... Tendou finally got him. After all those ads on the Weekly Shonen Jump, he’s discovered Amazon Prime. 

He’s looking at things on amazon and adding it to his cart!!! He never buys it though 

“ Y/N, I think an air fryer is a good idea”

“What? No we have a toaster oven”

“But according to the (amazon price tracker app) it’s the lowest it’s ever been.”

The air fryer was indeed the best thing that’s ever updated in your household. 

He laughs more, he smiles more, he’s just really happy to be domestic with you. Home with you is like his safe space. Because he can let his guard down and lean on you for emotional and mental support. 

Kita Shinsuke 

This quarantine really concerns him. Not because he’s neccesarily afraid of contracting the virus, but worries about his grandma potentially getting it :(

So you both make a very, very tough decision and figured it was best that he spent his time with his grandma to nurse and take care of her until the shelter in place is lifted. 

But the week before he leaves, you and Kita spent an entire two days sewing face masks and care packages for his neighbors. 

He makes sure to meal prep for you some food throughout the week and even teaches you some basic recipes to get you through the month. 

You and Kita both go on this massive cleaning spree where you bleach and tidy up everything. 

By the end of it, there was more than enough bags of clothes to give away to a donation shop near by. 

On his last days with you, he spends as much time with you doing things unrelated to the pandemic! Like DIY face masks and cutting up fruit as you both play Bananagrams together. 

When he’s off to his grandma’s he makes sure to religiously facetime you before bed! 

You teach his grandma how to use dog filters over the phone and sometimes you forget he meant to call to talk to you. 

You somehow ended up talking to his grandma for half an hour, listening to her talk about baby Shinsuke childhood stories. 

I dont know, you miss him so much. He misses you more. But you both are so understanding and supportive of each other that counting off the days doesn’t even exist anymore. You just find new things to share and talk about over the phone everyday. 

#haikyuu #haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu imagines #yamaguchi tadashi #tsukishima kei #ushijima wakatoshi #kita shinsuke #yamaguchi headcanons #tsukishima headcanons #ushijima headcanons #kita shinsuke headcanons #yamaguchi x reader #tsukishima x reader #ushijima x reader #kita shinsuke x reader #yamaguchi imagines #tsukishima imagines #ushijima imagines #kita shinsuke imagines #haikyuu season 4 #karasuno #inarizaki #shiratorizawa

[agl03]

Can you do a breakdown of everyone few episodes of season 7 like big things you think will happen

Hi Anon,

Not much has changed since I did the big breakdown when we were able to find the ‘leaked’ titles.  However, please bear in mind the only two we are 100% confident on are 1 and 13.  I’ll repost it here and add anything that might have popped into 

1. The New Deal

Aired at D23.  Cliffnotes Mack, Robo Coulson, Daisy, and Deke have to save Freddy Malick from being kill by the Chronicoms.

2. Know your Onions

Well this is one of those weird titles that makes little sense.  There is a song by The Shins  But its also a saying for being very knowledgeable about something.  So this is where we’re really going to see Robo Coulson really showing how invaluable to this.  Also might speak to the learning curve the team is facing with all the new stuff.  Also a good chance we at least get a glimpse of FItz here before he disappears for a bit.

Written By Craig Tiltey AKA the OUT OF THE BOX dude.  He’s given us great episodes like 4722 Hours, Uprising, personal fave Hot Potato Soup, Rewind, and SPACE VEGAS!

3. Alien Commies from the Future

Well the Chronicoms take over some Russians or they think they are Russian, people were pretty paranoid back then.   And I’ll put the time period they visit here anywhere between the 50′s and 80′s due to the “commies” reference.  Good chance we’ll see lots of Military here based on who is already in IMDB.   This may also be when we see Enver show up…or two…depends on where they go after saving Freddy. Also trying not to think of Killer Clowns from Outer Space here.

I throw in this could be where we could see Stoner.

Written by the Zuckermans have given us episodes Lockup, Boom, A LIfe Spent, Option Two, Code Yellow, and This Sign.  They do have a decent amount of Philinda under their belts so this could be where we see May on a mission with Robo Coulson for the first time.

4. Out of the Past

Well something from someone one the teams past is likely going to come back to haunt them here.  And it also might tie into the 1947 movie bearing the same name about a small town gas station that has his life turned upside down when figures from his past return.  So they’ll be going for someone who ‘got out” and now is being pulled back in.

This would be the first opening I see for Afterlife and those involved in it to come into play.

Written by Mark Leitner, relatively new to the writing team he did Inside Voices and Toldja.

5. A Trout in the Milk

Guys I swear my google history for this show.  Another title based on a saying.  The meaning is that although you did not see the dairy farmer do it, he most probably dipped the milk pail in the stream to water down the product. It’s not direct evidence but a very strong circumstantial case.It is attributed as follows: “Some circumstantial evidence is very strong, as when you find a trout in the milk. ‘ (Henry David Thoreau)  

So the team will have strong evidence on something but can’t be 100% on it.  This could speak to who they feel the Chronicoms are after, if there is a traitor in their midst (its an annual tradition after all), or this could be where something could be wrong with Fitz and Jemma is starting to worry more/pick up on it.

Written by Iden Baghadadchi also relatively new she’s done Rise and Shine aka Hale’s Back story and squee inducing we are invincible and Collision Course Part II.

6. Adapt or Die

Raise your hand if this SCREAMS when we are gonna see Ward/Hydra again!   Because he said that a few times when he was discussing why he followed Hydra.  I just have no idea WHAT Ward we are dealing with…preturn Ward, Hydra Head Ward, Squidward (yay I got to use it again).  

If not Ward someone has to adjust to the new situation and fast in order to survive.  This could speak to someone being captured, gone under cover, or something out of left Field.  Knowing who the writer is…could me buckle up for some Fitzsimmons feels people.

If it is heavy Fitzsimmons, this could be the where we learn more about “we had time” and possibly the Secret Child Theory gets some legs.  Adapt or Die could also speak to Fitzsimmons having to drastically change their lives in order to survive and move forward saving the others and the world.  

Written by DJ Doyle…and a favorite with Fitzsimmons fans as he has given us some of the most iconic Fitzsimmons moments.  Past credits include The Things We Bury, Melinda, Purpose in the Machine, Many Heads on Tale, The Team,  Deals with Our Devils, INESCAPABLE!!!!!Also worth pointing out the sixth episode of each season has a history of being big FItzsimmons Episodes.

7. The Totally Excellent Adventures of Mack and the D

OMG are we getting a Bill and Ted esque Mack and Deke Team up. EEEEEEEEE!!!!!  I do believe this is where we are going to get “The closest thing to a Musical Episode the show will ever do” and Deke in the Red Leather pants Chloe talked about.  

Bring on the 80′s/90′s nostalgia folks.  I don’t even care what is happening this one is gonna be awesome.  Also considering the writer we need to be on the lookout for a FItznapping….this is the dude who has written most of them.

Written by Brent Fletcher who has done some major major episodes.  The Dirty Half Dozen, Closure, Broken Promises, Farewell Cruel World (IE thank goodness we are FINALLY out of the Framework), FUN & GAMES, Space Vegas, and New Life.  

8. After Before

I wanna lean flashback here and this could be another option where we get some answers from Jemma as to what happened during “we had time” and the fallout from that.  It could also speak to a comparison or a change in someone, a play on a “Before and After” King of Reveal.  Once again the writers lean towards something happening on the FItzsimmons front as they are the other resident Married couple with Jed/Mo on the writing team.

Also worth noting this is the first episode that Enver is in IMDB in so they’ll need to go back in time to meet up with him and I think they’ll find him at a point well after Agent Carter had ended.  Meaning there could be some critical early days of Shield backstory here as well.

Written by James and Sharla Oliver they’ve done Paradise Lost, The Patriot, The Honeymoon.

9. As I have Always Been

Episode LIL Directed…YAY!  

Clark said this was one of his favorites of the season.

Lil directing means Jemma will be light in both it and 8.

This screams something to do with Enoch to me (like i hear him saying it when i read it), its pretty much what he said to Fitz before he gassed him.  In the trailer we see Enoch seemingly getting left behind as the the Zephyr Jumps away, stranding him in time.  It also means if we lose sight of him for a bit we might need to be concerned about him getting co opted by the evil Chronicoms and used against the team.  It should also be said that Enoch was on the planet for centuries, it could be only a matter of time before they come across his past self.

I feel this could also speak to Robo Coulson doing some soul searching about who he is now and coming to terms with the whole LMD thing.

Written by Drew Greenberg, another one of the long time heavy hitters.  Dirty Half Dozen, Who you Really Are, Absolution, Wake Up, All the Comforts of Home, and Leap.

10. Stolen

Well this screams someone getting kidnapped and/or having their memories messed with.  It could also speak to an item stolen or stolen time.  This is the point where we really could see Fitz coming back into the mix more.  This is also the point in the Season where everything typically starts to go to poop and the team suffers a major loss.

Targets for kidnapping for me are Robo Coulson as he’s what Shield has been using to keep ahead of the Chronicoms.  Fitz because well it’s Fitz and he’s in hiding for a reason.  Enoch to be used against the team.  

Also worth noting this is the last episode that Enver is listed in IMDB for.

Written by Mark Leitner who is completely new to the writing team.  However vet George Kitson (yes the one they named Kitson after) did the screenplay.

11. Brand New Day

So I think that just like in Season 6, Episode 10′s Stolen is going to be a real kick in the teeth to the team.  In Leap they lost Davis, Piper shot her had, Sarge’s true self really got released, Izel escaped with the “monoliths”, and Mack and Elena were kidnapped.  Out of the Ashes was the team picking themselves back up and starting to fight back.  

Brand New Day also represents new beginnings and a fresh start.  So after suffering a major loss in 10, they are gong to pick themselves up, regroup, and fight back.  But this all but confirms someone is getting kidnapped in 10 for me….looking at Robo Coulson and Fitz still.  

Written by Christopher Fryer he’s another new writer but based on IMDB has been on the production team for a bit.

12.  The End is at Hand

Yeah that is not ominous at all.  And just like The Sign this season hold onto your hats because its going to be a major run up to the end.  I’m fully expecting a two hour series finale event.  

The Chronicoms and if a new baddie is in the mix will have their plan in full motion (I fell like the we need to save this point in history kind of thing will be abandoned in favor of something bigger and scarier), the team will be scattered, some could be prisoners, and my stress level will be through the roof.  

Expect it to end on an insane note just as The Sign did (with May being killed).

Written by Jeff Bell.  As doom and gloom and generally no fun he can be in interviews he has given us some amazing/huge episodes and his last one shouldn’t be any exception.  It may be worth nothing he has a knack for putting Fitz/Fitzsimmons in danger.  Previous credits include 084, Ragtag, What They Become, SOS 1, Maveth, Good Samaritan, World’s End, Real Deal, and Collision Course Part 1.  

13.  WHAT WE’RE FIGHTING FOR

Pause for screaming with @eclecticmuses because this THIS is what we wanted from that first tease!

It’s the PERFECT title for a final episode and all cards are going to be on the table here.  I feel like not only will the team be fighting to save the world as usual but every single one of them is going to have a more personal stake in the game.   

They are literally going to be fighting for THEIR futures as well.   Perhaps even their Past, Presents, and Futures depending on horrible plan they are trying to stop.

There is only one I am willing to theorize on right now because I don’t know what character arcs are coming and how things could change over the season for a lot of the characters.  FItzsimmons. They are going to be fighting for their future, their family, their happily ever after.  Come on Secret Kid Theory!

This is going to be action packed, major fight scenes, emotional as all get out as 7 seasons come to a close.  Their will be wins, their will be losses.  Mack is going to give an epic speech before he falls (sorry still don’t think he makes it) and Daisy will rally the team after he does.

Piper is back!

Written by Jed who has had his hand in every episode and penned some of the biggest ones.  

#aos spoilers #aos speculation #ask agl03 #all the titles #maybe