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princessmaybank · 4 months
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Ride The Cowboy
Pairings: JJ x BestFriend!Fem!reader
Warnings: MDNI, riding, creampie
Summary: JJ got a new cowboy hat and reader has no idea about the rule.
Authors Note: I had a smut written for a request. It was JJ and reader with the cowboy hat rule but it got deleted! It was anonymous so I hope whoever requested this sees it and enjoys!!!
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JJ found this random black cowboy hat at one of our shops in town. I didn't think he was serious when he said he wanted to buy it because it's not even his style.
Anyway he's been wearing it for a fucking week, trying to act all country and it's so fucking annoying. He has started using a country accent trying to be funny, but it was just so, so lame.
We were at the boneyard having the time of our lives. JJ and I were dancing together, giggling and having some normal fun, until he started talking like he was from Texas.
I was so fed up. I reached for his hat and threw it onto my head. "Look at me, I'm JJ, all I ever do is talk with an accent and twirl around in my cowboy hat!!" I said, very annoyed with a terrible attempt at a country accent.
JJ was staring at me in awe, which got the attention of our friend Pope, whose jaw went slack as well. Pope walked over and rested his arm on JJ's shoulder. "She doesn't know does she?" Pope looked at JJ with the most dead serious look I've ever seen. What the hell was he talking about???
"I don't think she does." He grinned and started laughing. His cheeks flushed red as he looked at his feet then back to Pope. "What are you talking about?!" I asked frantically. "Have fun cowboy." Pope said patting JJ's back while walking away. I give JJ a questioning look.
He got extremely close to my body, yet he was still towering over me. Damn this boy was tall. JJ took my hands in his. "You don't know the cowboy hat rule?" He asked smirking down at me. "These things have fucking rules too???" He giggled. "Yes but this one is probably the most important." Somehow he got closer, which was surprisingly not as uncomfortable as I thought. "What is it??" I asked getting annoyed because he was playing games at this point.
"Wear the hat, ride the cowboy."
His face never changed from that smug little smirk, but my eyes got wide. I hit his chest, he was my best friend. "No way Maybank, that's probably something you made up to get you laid." He grinned. "It's not I swear, if you don't believe me look it up."
Unfortunately I did, and he was right. It was some kind of sick joke. "Well I didn't know so it doesn't count!" I crossed my arms. "Hey, rules are rules baby." He was holding my hips now. Why were butterflies filling my stomach? I've never thought of JJ this way. It would be so wrong. "So is no pogue on pogue macking!" I say trying my hardest to find a way out of this, but of course he's ready for whatever I say. "First of all, John B and Sarah are right over there, basically eating each other's faces. Second of all, it's not macking, it's riding baby." He smiled to himself because he knew he won.
JJ walked us to the Twinkie, where we wouldn't be bothered. "You just want an excuse to fuck your best friend!" I say fighting the best I could. "I could say the same about you! I didn't tell you to steal my hat! And you're still wearing it!" He laughs so hard after he gets his sentence out. I was blushing when I quickly took his hat off and threw it at him.
I was hovering over him, very anxious. He had a huge grip on my hips. "We do not have to do this if you don't want to." He says while holding me up. "JJ, I'm already naked. Plus you said it, rules are rules." Before I could change his mind or my own, I started easing myself down onto his dick. JJ let out a slight hissing sound as I went lower. Not gonna lie, I did need to get fucked. It was probably why I found him so annoying this week.
JJ helped me move at a pace that made us both feel good. "Come here." He pulled me in with a motion of his finger. "Might as well break a rule while we're at it." He smirked before attaching his lips to mine. JJ sat up and put his back against the seat, never pulling out. I pulled his hands away from my hips and to my tits, making him squeeze them as I bounced on his dick all by myself. I couldn't believe I was riding my best friend.
"Fuck Y/N/N don't stop." Woah. JJ called me by my nickname while I was bouncing on his huge cock. How fucking hot. Can't believe I'm saying this but I think I'm catching feelings in the middle of all of this. "Fuck I'm cumming!" I yell as my body starts spasming, I feel his dick shoot his hot liquid into me after I was done. JJ pushed my hips up and down, helping us ride out our orgasms.
He started spooning me after I put my clothes back on and laid down. "JJ I don't wan-" Before I could finish he interrupted me. "Y/N, I can't handle it anymore. I need to be with you, especially now. Now that I've had a little taste of you, I don't think I could let you go and just continue being just your best friend." He was hovering over me now. "I was thinking the same thing." That made us both smile.
We popped up when we heard the side door slam open. "I'm assuming she followed the rules?" Pope giggled staring at JJ, making him giggle as well. They high fived as I rolled over to hide in JJ's chest.
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altruistic-meme · 3 months
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if you could... describe aftg in 5 words
oh this is not as easy a question to answer as it should be akfhsdkf bc like. i could describe its plot, or my thoughts on it as a fan, or how it makes me feel, or just make a joke, or or or and bc idk why you're asking it makes it harder :'))
but let's see...
plot: gay sports mafia found family.
fan: drama, familiarity, trauma, comedy, home
feelings: love, understanding, chaos, joy, comfort
joke: you know, i get it-
(as you can see, i couldn't pick which one to go with, so choose whichever 5 words you want lmao)
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purgetrooperfox · 3 months
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how come you do post much about gaza?
assuming you meant don't*? because this makes no sense otherwise? anyway
that you don't see my activism doesn't mean it isn't happening. tumblr is a terrible platform for activism, so I don't use it for that
#i won't pull up donation receipts for a fuckign tumblr anon#i won't sit here and try to explain that tumblr activism is typically restrained to tumblr. people rb the posts and never do anything else#people here notoriously do not click on links#so what i do. what i donate. where i protest. my household's boycotting. i do it and i talk to people about it but i don't do it here#because it won't do jack shit here and i'm trying to connect with people who might actually participate. for tangible results#sorry if that sounds Angry. it's because it is.#if y'all want to free palestine then you have to participate more than just reblogging. boosting voices is good but it takes more than that#tumblr rbs don't put pressure on politicians. they don't fund relief efforts. they don't pay for esims. they don't demonstrate organized#support for palestine in a Visible Manner to your city or state or country#they aren't disruptive#that's why you don't see me post on here. i'm trying to concentrate my efforts where they might do something#NOW. before you come for my throat. obviously there is nothing wrong with circulating posts about aid and resources to help#but then you should really consider like. contributing to those resources. that's key. that's the point. and some people here do! great!#i just. am more likely to be able to find and reach people who do in other places#maybe i should've said all that in the post instead of the tags but i really don't want to bring a bunch of misunderstanding down on myself#asks answered#'i wont sit here and explain' and then i did. damn
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I FUCKED UP I SENT AN ASK TO SOMEONS TO MAKE A STARDEW HARVEY WITH MALE READER ASK AND I FORGOT TO EVEN LIKE THE BLOG AND FORGOT THEIR NAME AND TO FOLLOW THEM, I CAN'T FIND THEM AND I DON'T REMEMBER THE NAMW OR ANYTJING IM GONNA CRY AND I SENT THE ASK THAT HAD A LONG ANGST FLUFF WJOLESOMENSS AND THEN ANGST AND BACK TO FLUFF AND I CAN'T FIND THE BLOG AND I SPENT SO LONG ON THAT AND IT HAD SENF BJT I SENT JT ANONYMOUSLY AND I AM GOING TO CFH I WANNA READ MY ASK BJT HELEOPEPE MEE
I AM RHE -🪻 ANON FOR THAT POST AND ASK I SENT, IF ANYONE FINDS IT PLEASE TELL ME OR LET ME ONOW I NEEEEEDDD IFTTT I FORGOTT TO REMEMBER THE NAMEMEE UGHGJGKKK
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shih-coulda-had-it · 1 year
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The more I look at it, the more I see afohiko being AFO on the bed kicking his feet like a teenage girl in a 90s movie in love with this grumpy guy on the baseball team who refuses to befriend anyone but this cheerleader girl named Nana. AFO is trying to mean girl his way to sorahiko's heart.
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i've never watched mean girls in my life, so i think i'll have to take you at your word. but congratulations i spent real time wondering if i could write a generic high school AU (either based off my experience, or a slice of life anime's). thoughts that resulted from My Experience of High School:
afo is student body president, and a senior to sorahiko's varsity baseball star junior. afo is in debate club, and he's in theater class but specifically for the plays, not musicals. he is nominally in every volunteer activity available to teenagers. he's a varsity golf player.
the freshmen: en and yoichi. the sophomores: banjo and shinomori. the juniors: nana, sorahiko. the seniors: second and third.
they're known as... that group of students who snag one table, specifically, during lunch period. how'd they meet? ... zero period orchestra, and/or out-of-school history.
the afo vs ofa conflict is reduced purely to afo wanting to baby yoichi while they're in high school together, and yoichi flouting afo's rule by hanging with the 'weird' kids.
running concurrent with the issue of the clingy older brother is the issue of afo attempting to date sorahiko. no one likes that.
nana is also a jock! she's definitely a jock!!! of what sport, i don't know (softball? swimming?). no offense to cheerleaders but nana's not one of them.
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skeletalheartattack · 5 months
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If you were a chulip character how would players kiss you?
find and present to me a working copy of Dragon Ball Z Budokai 1 for the PlayStation 2 and you can kiss my stupid ass
#ask#anon#for a more serious and personal answer. idk i imagine you'd have to see and accept me at my weirdest. otherwise NO kisses. NO love.#you cannot 100% the game if you cannot accept me for the weird fucked slop i am#i also deal 98 hearts of damage if you fuck it up. and i wont appear for 30 ingame days. need time to recover.#best hope you didnt leave me as one of the last citizens you had to kiss#you could savescum i guess to bypass the wait time#but deep down id know#the only character in chulip to have a mr resetti mechanic#another silly answer would be that youd have to find a working beta of tf2 with grenades still intact. but thats impossible im afraid.#but even then i dont think i feel that attatched to the beta. its just the researcher in me who wants to see how the viewmodels look#like we know what the dynamite packs viewmodel looks like. but not really anything else im afraid.#we have an idea of what some viewmodels wouldve included with their model#like the bear trap has an unused portion of its UV sheet that displays what wouldve likely been meant to be a chain#so i wonder how a chain wouldve been adapted with the beartraps viewmodel#like is it a cluster of them on the end of the chain and the scouts spinning it.#or is the viewmodel of one with a chain wrapped around the jaws to help its viewmodel have a more solid silhouette#the frag grenade has what i assume to be the uv portion of a pin#im just fascinated by scrapped content i think.#anyway thank you for the ask anon#i kinda wish i had a game i couldve listed with a funnier title but. dbz budokai is the one that sticks out in my mind
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peach-pot · 1 year
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When it comes to that ace/aro question I feel like the fact I'm a late twenties virgin who's never dated and isn't bothered by that fact means I'm probably on both spectrums but my friends and family have never made me feel weird so I don't think about it and still just say I'm straight 🤷🏻‍♀️
something I feel like I’m saying all the time, especially in regards to asexual and aromantic labels is that a label’s purpose should be to serve you. if you’re living your life not identifying anywhere on the ace and aro spectrums and it’s chill and good then even if you think you might “technically” fit somewhere on there, you don’t need to use those labels.
I feel like this comes up with demisexuality a lot. people will say “oh I’m like that but that’s just normal. I don’t feel a need to label every little bit of my life 🙄.” okay. whether or not you’re “technically” demi, it’s clear you wouldn’t be served by that label. life gets easier when you accept that some people will be even though you’re not, even if you don’t understand how or why.
same goes for microlabels. no one is forcing you to use them if they don’t feel helpful. for some people they are. we can all peacefully coexist if we are kind even when we don’t understand something.
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pussy-ache · 8 months
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while it’s been really nice to be able to help so many women (and myself) through radical feminism, there are a ton of women whose stories i know who i will never meet and sometimes it really does weigh on me
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waywardsalt · 1 year
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Ganonbeck has true Jessica & Roger Rabbit energy. A sublime immortal + some stinky sailor he found.
One of the Links, signing: "Seriously, why do you see in that guy?"
Ganondorf: "He makes me laugh"
Ganonbeck is a funny little ship and it is entertaining to think about what (any, I guess) of the various Links would think of it.
(I have not seen Who Framed Roger Rabbit so I can't say a whole lot on the comparison but I think I get it? I read the wikipedia page for it)
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girlboyburger · 7 months
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Is it ok if I reference your art? I want to make a reference sheet for my character and you're so good at drawing my body type. I would NOT directly trace yours, but it might come out as the same pose as whatever I end up referencing. If that's not okay, I understand and it's completely fine! If it makes you uncomfortable, I will not use your art as a reference. (Sorry I'm bad at wording things)
sure! referencing poses or w/e is super okay with me ^^ also tbh, i don't mind if people trace* my art,
****AS LONG AS*****
they're not posting it, and especially not posting it claiming it's their own. anyone can *privately * use my work to learn shapes or lines or whatever else, tracing is a good tool to feel out the shapes in art.
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note: by tracing, i specifically mean breaking down the art to bare bones shapes. finding the circles and squares and bean shapes that compose the anatomy in a piece, NOT just tracing along the lines. direct tracing does not work as a tool, and is something i'm very not okay with happening to my work. ... annnd is something i very heavily encourage you to avoid for the sake of learning on your own.
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princessmaybank · 2 months
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more jj links? a lot of the old ones are brokenn
No problem! here it is!
Outer Banks P!Links PT9
~You know the drill! This time it's ONLY JJ links! There may be a few appearances by others but they are mostly x reader. Thank you and enjoy!~
WARNING: 18+, MDNI, THESE ARE PORN LINKS
JJ:
Teasing You
Fingering You
In The Twinkie
Best Friends
Sarah Giving A Helping Hand
Fucking A Kook (Pogue)
4Some With Jarah
In The Chateau
Suckin His Dick
Watching The Important Things
Anal With Tatted JJ
Fuck Jayj
Playing With Him
In The Ass
He Loves Your New Piercing
Cock Ring
Preparing Dinner
Being Taught By Sarah
Plus Size Baddie
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milkweedman · 8 months
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Sorry I wasn't being clear when I said "mirror terf"--it's not a thing anyone says. I meant it as an allusion to, like, "mirror-verse" style stories. As in, terfs think transfems are men and hate both men and penises, and the two banners together felt like it could be someone who would think transfems are men but loves men and penises. It wasn't my best writing choice, so I hope that clarifies what I meant
I could have just been oversensitive about associating the two banners next to each other. I think just one banner per post would do the job, but it's not really your problem if I feel weird reblogging a post because of the banners. Like, saying "I think just one banner per post would do the job" still feels like being demanding of a stranger on the internet
Same asker as before, and you know what? I think I've just let terfs get too under my skin. The banners say that you love men and love cock and one can assume the combination of the two, and that doesn't say anything about men without cocks or an inherent man-ness of penis. Sorry for the trouble.
(Maybe knowing your motivation for certain does make a difference, though? I didn't, for instance, see all the trans symbols in your bio when I saw your post)
(i think that addendum belongs to you, theres another anon i got in between and similar typing styles in both messages, so i may be wrong, im just guessing based on context)
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thank you for clarifying, i really appreciate it ! that does clear up the stuff i was confused about. one of the many other anons suggested the addition of a trans related banner, which is increasingly sounding like a reasonable way to at least imply that a cissexist reading is incorrect. like, i don't really like the concept of other trans people reading one of my posts and getting the knee-jerk reaction of 'this feels like a terf but to the left' or something, and thank you for bringing it to my attention that you were, because that matters to me. so if seeing the trans symbols makes it more clear that im talking about all men (regardless of what they're packing) and not people who don't identify as men, then that would be a good solution to me, if it also sounds good to you and any other trans people, especially if they were originally put off by the banners.
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byler-alarmist · 2 months
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I want a girlfriend but I'm an ugly lesbian :(
Hey, Anon! Well, first off, I doubt you're as unattractive as you think. We're usually our own worst critics (I can attest to that).
But even if you aren't physically attractive by conventional standards, so what? I see people walking around and online all the time who I wouldn't consider conventionally attractive yet are in relationships. And they look happy!
It's true that as a lesbian, your dating pool is smaller than if you were straight, but the sapphics are out there!!
Some people have success finding dates on apps, but if you're comfortable going out, I'd recommend joining some groups/clubs/doing social activities you're interested in, since getting to know like-minded women in person is a great way to show off who you are. Your interests, your skills, your quirks that someone will fall in love with. And who knows? You may meet new friends or pick up a new hobby in the meantime!
Final thoughts: you are enough. And as my grizzled and surly old coworker used to say, "There's a lid for every pot!"
I try to remember that for myself.
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foxsoulcourt · 1 year
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What are your thoughts on the Murderbot book series? I've been thinking of getting into it and noticed you reblog stuff about it occasionally ☀️🌸
Dear Nonny,
Thank you so much for noticing my MB posts, sending this ask + your patience while I answered it. Here’s a two part response.
First, the condensed version of @fuzzballsheltiepants' sales pitch which hooked me:
OK SO! Take an agender, asexual, snarky and sarcastic autistic human-robot construct who has been a slave for its entire life, give it found family, freedom, and anxiety, and turn it loose in a universe in which almost nobody is white or straight. Add a talking spaceship and a background anti-capitalistic message and voila! Brilliance!
with a VERY important addition from @tntwme:
It’s also addicted to trashy tv.
Second, my experience of the series:
I don't read Sci-Fi. At all. Ditto anything to do w/robots or AI. Not even much fantasy. I cannot overstate this. Partially it's because space-as-a-concept creeps me out: it's literally untethered from the Earth, there's no sunlight + so.many.stories take place in small spaces. All three of those aspects disturb me. Machines + AI do not engage me. Finally, I came of age when when a lot of SciFi was written by white cis het men. Navigating misogyny + patriarchy in daily life was enough; I wasn't interested in reading about a future where these two systemic forces had not been replaced with something more equitable. (NOTE: I am reading an Octavia Butler book (Kindred) + I KNOW: Ursula K LeGuin, but haven't gotten there yet. I've also watched The Martian (enjoyed it very much) + some other similar movies, but only because someone lobbied me hard to do so.) HOWEVER. H O W E V E R. I looooooove this series. This came as a HUGE surprise! The aspect of MB's journey I resonate most DeEpLy with is its quest to disconnect from being programmed by unseen forces + instead take responsibility for its own agency. D A M N, if that hasn't been the story of my life these past 5 years, especially this last one. Another thing which surprised me --someone allergic to sarcasm-- I LOVE ITS SARCASTIC HUMOUR! I LOVE witnessing MB learn how to interact w/others. I LOVE many of the other characters.
There you go dear one! I cannot say anything more because it would spoil YOU from enjoying the experience yourself. I hope you take the plunge + then circle back to tell me about YOUR experience w/the series, trusting that if you don't like it, that's OK too!
With love 💜,
foxsoulcourt / Fox / Cory
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P.S. When/if you do read it, 10/10 recommend reading the articles + books in this, chronological, order:
The Future of Work: Compulsory (short story, 2018)
All Systems Red (2017)
Artificial Condition (2018)
Rogue Protocol (2018)
Exit Strategy (2018)
Home: Habitat, Range, Niche, Territory (short story, 2020)
Fugitive Telemetry (2021)
Network Effect (2020)
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jewishtwig · 1 year
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Do you have any recommendations for lists of Hebrew names? The ones I've been looking at have been pretty mixed in quality especially with meanings. Much love and thank you in advance! Your blog means a lot to me as someone pursuing conversion 💖
Hi! Names are HARD! As you've found, they are extremely subjective!
I will say, for Hebrew names, it's definitely best to look at Jewish websites rather than generic name lists. I haven't used these myself, but Aish has "boy names" and "girl names," as does Chabad ("boy" "girl"). The Chabad one includes context for the name origins where relevant, which is neat!
If these don't work for you, could you tell me a little more about what you want in a name? You mentioned name meanings; what sort of meaning are you going for? Do you want a name that is traditionally gendered a certain way? Any names you have on your list already?
Good luck!! I'm so glad you enjoy my blog, and I am happy to help in any way I can! 💙 
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wlw-cryptid · 6 months
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The universe knew you'd be too powerful in those thighs highs smh
REAL I was gonna put on matching black panties and feel like a whore for a little while
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