March and Dan Heng getting star railed
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first meetings (bonus panel under the cut!!)
i didnt wanna add it to the main post bc it's a different size and it would mess up the format lmaooo
i think about these two a lot i think they could be really fun together in several ways. monty golf is right next to the daycare after all!!
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Accidentally started rereading Northanger Abbey, and was sudden reminded all over again that Jane Austen is, in fact, fucking hilarious.
NA is her parody/satire of Gothic novels at the time, and she starts the book by choosing violence-- she describes the "tragedy" of the main character, Catherine Morland, a girl Determined to be a Heroine even though ALL ODDS are against her: she has a sane father who doesn't lock up his daughters, a healthy mother who didn't die in childbirth, no preternatural talent for music or drawing through which to reveal her Deepest Soul, and-- most shockingly of all-- absolutely zero love interests for whom she can wander the hills mourning their starcrossed fates until she wastes away from the sheer Sentimentality of it all.
But don't worry! She's got this FIGURED OUT. She KNOWS why she has not yet found her TRUE LOVE:
There was not one lord in the neighbourhood; no—not even a baronet. There was not one family among their acquaintance who had reared and supported a boy accidentally found at their door—not one young man whose origin was unknown. Her father had no ward, and the squire of the parish no children.
But when a young lady is to be a heroine, the perverseness of forty surrounding families cannot prevent her. Something must and will happen to throw a hero in her way.
(SPOILER: She is introduced to a mysterious young man who lives in an ABBEY, which everyone knows means he has a DEEPLY MYSTERIOUS SECRET PAST and is maybe a TRAGIC HERO or even a ROMANTIC MONSTER and either way this is IT this is Catherine's TIME TO SHINE she is going to get a good grade in DOOMED LOVE, a thing that is normal to want and--)
(...meanwhile Henry Tilney-- an ordinary guy who never expected "get cast as the Hero in some Grand Gothic Romance" to show up on his bingo card-- starts wondering when exactly he started finding Catherine's attempts to locate bloody daggers in his linen closet charming.)
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Bro, I just realized, Ollie would be fire as a cheerleader with his size and strength. He'd be throwing those fliers and flipping them and catching them so easy
pffftt he DID juggle the entire cheer team for bits and show when he was forced into college football bc im sure they only weigh damn near only 90 pounds each so it was like throwing pillows for him but nonetheless i havent drawn Ollie in any comically slutty outfits in a while so here:
the entire cheer team would fight over him like savage beasts for sure 😭
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can yall pray for my elderly neighbors? we were very close to them in my childhood but they haven’t left their house in several years. my mom talks to the wife on the phone every few weeks but she says she cant use a computer anymore because the 5G gives her a rash and they refuse to leave the house. so.
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gojo blasting death metal every night til 5 in the morning after his break-up with geto until one night shoko gets fed up. she goes to his room with a tub of icecream, skin care and a box of taylor swift cds.
"let me teach you how to process breakups like a normal human being, satoru"
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I don’t have a caption but today we went out on a boat and it was beautiful and we saw a kingfisher :7
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