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ohh early seasons bj would listen to chapell roan but the mash fandom does not want to hear that

#you’re telling me that man would not know all the words to fenimoninon ???? BE FR !!!!! #jumping around the house with her cranked the up while peggy is annoyed with him because erin needs to sleep #( but too smitten to actually be really angry at him ) #I WILL NOT BE SILENCED !!! I SPEAK THE TRUTH !!!! #mike farrell would agree with me i know he would #anyways . teehee !! #mash #mashposting #m*a*s*h #mash 4077 #mashblr #bj hunnicutt #chapell roan

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if she's your girl how come a unique versus theme plays for our matchup

#saw prax reblog this talking about ben’s tags and when i tell you that nothing in this world could have prepared me for the tags when i hit #view previous reblog #trapper @ BJ when he arrives in maine and the porny sax version of the mash theme is heard #<- those are the tags btw . if you wanna save yourself the effort #tumblr user majorbaby you are a gift you had the opportunity to say the funniest thing you could’ve possibly said and you took it #my mutuals are funnier than your mutuals #( there’s like three people in the mash fandom so we all have the same mutuals ) #majorbaby #mash #mashposting #m*a*s*h #mash 4077 #mashblr #hawktrap #traphawk #piercintyre #piercentyre #trapper john #trapper john mcintyre #john mcintyre

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blacked out and when i came to and there were tears on my face and this was on my screen

i’m SORRY if you’ve sent me a request they’re either in progress or on my to do list i’m just insanely unwell over them <3

#i’m throwing up #i feel like all the lyrics are self explanatory except the townhouse / crane ones so i’m going to be so obnoxious and explain #to ME the ‘ i know you never liked a townhouse ‘ part is like … henry hating being in charge and making decisions #ESPECIALLY when they’re difficult like the club i chose was him having to choose someone to go in rainbow bridge #and then ‘ i’ve seen you climb a crane at night ‘ is referring to the way he loves the 4077th and consistently sticks his neck out for them #against higher authority #i’m literally always fucking thinking about how henry didn’t even want to be in charge i’m going to lose my mind #he hated the army and authority just as much as hawktrap did btw #mash #mashposting #m*a*s*h #mash 4077 #hawkeye pierce #hawkeye #henry blake #colonel blake #henhawk

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thinking about this one rn girls

listened to this verse and thought about them because of course i did <3

#i might make another edit to this same song but about a completely different subject matter #different lyrics too dw #but um #AHHHHHH AHHHHHH ANGONY !!!! AGONY !!!!!! #anyways teehee #mash #mashposting #hawktrap

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my doctor says i have to think about hawkeye pierce at least thirty times a day . anything under that and i get violent

#honestly just thirty times is cutting it a little close #it’s more like . fifty at LEAST #more . most of the time #he’s always there . just hanging out #mash #mashposting #m*a*s*h #mash 4077 #hawkeye pierce #hawkeye

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Joe Tynan, our favorite pussy eater

#i think i’m going insane #( louder than everyone else ) hi joe 😏 #canonical pussy eater joe tynan can do a demonstration on me #i mean what who said that #the only man i’d trust to eat me out #i mean fuck who keeps typing this shit in my tags #alan alda #aldaposting #edit #mash #mash 4077 #mashblogging #mashposting #m*a*s*h 4077 #the seduction of joe tynan

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pola you’re on my hit list for getting me hooked on c.ai again i have shit i need to be doing

#townes talks ! #been talking to hawkeye for … far too long #if someone put a gun to my head and said to show them my character ai conversation i’d be DEAD #there are some thing i cannot share with the public #pola #mash #mashposting #hawkeye pierce #hawkeye

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girl not to start anything and i don’t want y’all to take this the wrong way but . i don’t see the hawkahy at all like with most ships even if i don’t like / ship it personally i at least see the chemistry but with hawkahy i just don’t 😭

#like ??? hawk flirting with father mulcahy has always just seemed like a platonic oh this is funny because it’s a priest . like my flirting #with him is a joke #like i’m trying SOOO hard to put on the hawkahy glasses here and i cannot see SHIT #how mad would y’all be if i said they don’t even seem like they’re that close as friends 🏃‍♀️💨 #they feel like they’re class besties . like how in highschool you’d have someone you’d always interact with in class and maybe nod to in the #hallway but never interacted with outside of that #THATS the energy hawkahy has to me #i’m not saying any of this to be mean like hawkahy objectively not a bad ship . there’s nothing wrong with it and if you ship it #good for you #this is just me PERSONALLY #i’ll still make hawkahy edits if y’all request them but idk idk idk #mash #mashposting #m*a*s*h #mash 4077 #mashblr #hawkeye pierce #hawkeye #father mulcahy

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columbo was canonically an m.p during the korean war … we were robbed of columbo interacting with the 4077th …

#you’re telling me that hawkeye wouldn’t be tickled as hell to get a drop by from columbo ???? those two’s interactions would be top tier #trapper would also beat lumbo’s socks off at gin #beej and the lumbo chatting about their wives … hen and the lumbo smoking cigars together … #frank would absolutely hate him and lumbo would play mind games with him #charles would insult him and columbo would take him at face value just to piss him off #margaret and columbo would GOSSIP . #lumbo would adore klinger #mad as hell that peter falk couldn’t be a guest star on mash but it makes sense because columbo was at the same time mash was #mash #mashposting #m*a*s*h #mash 4077 #mashblr #columbo #columboposting #frank columbo

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rip to everyone else but i am DIFFERENT

I would, if fact, love him back

#THE GRAY HAIR IM FROTHING AT THE MOUTH #i need to be restrained #kisses him kisses him kisses him #wouldn’t be the only thing i would do but we don’t have time to unpack ALL of that #mash #mash 4077 #mashblogging #mashposting #m*a*s*h 4077 #m*a*s*h #hawkeye pierce #hawkeye

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i was gonna go to sleep but the spirit of hawkeye pierce would not let me rest until i readjusted and got this stupid fucking joke in here

this is unironically one of the funniest things i’ve ever written are you fucking kidding me

#townes talks ! #ur telling me he wouldn’t make that delivery completely straight faced #i just KNOOOWWW the mash writers had the time of their fucking lives writing hawnk interactions because why is this fun 😭 #mash #mashposting #hawnk #hawkeye pierce #frank burns

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this is unironically one of the funniest things i’ve ever written are you fucking kidding me

#townes talks ! #y’all don’t have to find this as funny as i do #but ‘ a shade of red hawkeye had yet to see in nature ‘ is absolutely hilarious to me #mash #mashposting #m*a*s*h #mash 4077 #mashblr #hawkeye pierce #hawkeye #frank burns

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practicing drawing hawkeye :D

#ohhh unfortunately im smitten . look at him domestic hawkeye you’ll live rent free in my head forever #i will be thinking about this . forever probably #husband . husband . #kisses him #hawkeye #hawkeye pierce #m*a*s*h #mash #mashposting #mashblr #mash 4077

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me every time i eat ribs : wish you were here . hnokeye

#eating ribs rn #hawkaye ???? #hawkeye pierce #hawkeye #adam’s ribs

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So…which outfit do you love the most?

#HIS RED OUTGITS WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS #mash #mash 4077 #mashblogging #mashposting #m*a*s*h 4077 #m*a*s*h #edit #jamie farr #max klinger #maxwell klinger

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hawkeye is so much better than me if my boss compared me to an unbroken horse or ANY animal in general i would’ve turned homicidal

#because saying hawk was a colt that needed to be broken in was NASTY #confounded how potter could just be so casually low sometimes . and he knew that was a nasty thing to say too is the thing #that’s what icks me about it the MOST is that he KNEW . he said it with the INTENTION of getting a reaction #i don’t care if that is an old man i would’ve gotten physically violent #i almost beat the shit out of my brother for calling me a bitch and i probably would have if my father had not been there 🥰 #anyways !! #mash #mashposting #m*a*s*h #mash 4077 #mashblr #hawkeye pierce #sherman potter #hawkeye

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the fact that radar clarifies to henry that pierce and mcintyre are hawkeye and trapper respectively despite that fact that henry almost always refers to them as pierce and mcintyre implies the fact that henry rarely remembers who has the last name pierce and who has the last name mcintyre , and the only explanation i can draw from that is that hawkeye fully just responds to the name ‘ mcintyre ‘ as though someone were talking to him and trapper does the same thing with the name ‘ pierce ‘ , therefore th

#genuinely racking my brain for what other reason radar would say this considering hen only calls hawkeye by his first name a handful #of times #and trapper even less . MAYBE a couple of times . i know FOR SURE he does in cowboy but i really couldn’t tell you the other times he does #i mean he also has a ton of other people under his command so it would be understandable if he didn’t remember last names all the time but #common sense tells us he interacts with hawktrap way more than he interacts with anyone else #so #hawktrap responding to each other’s names canon #someone yells ‘ pierce ‘ or ‘ mcintyre ‘ and they just turn their heads in sync like dogs #mash #mashposting #m*a*s*h #mash 4077 #mashblr #hawkeye pierce #hawkeye #trapper john mcintyre #trapper john #hawktrap #traphawk #piercentyre #piercintyre #henry blake