#headcanons i guess

[ollieneedstherapy]

Greek gods as feelings

Aphrodite: having a secret admirer, when you’re laying down listening to sappy songs because you can

Artemis:running around barefoot as a kid, when you sit down with your cat/dog after a long day

Apollo:learning how to play a new instrument, watching the sun rise with a cup of coffee

Ares: winning the argument that wasn’t really a argument , dancing in your room after dark because no one can stop you

Athena: finally understanding something that never made sense before, cursing at someone who deserved it

Demeter: the fact you are keeping that one (1) plant alive , eating fruit just because it tastes good

Dionysus: laughing so hard your ribs hurt, the warm feeling you get when someone uses the right pronouns

Hades: watching shitty horror movies and yelling at the screen, sitting around a Bon fire a little too late

Hephaestus: going to a museum by yourself right at the crack of dawn, getting your phone to work just by turning it off and on again

Hera: going to the zoo on a first date and eating cotton candy, watching your sibling play in the sprinklers

Hermes: winning bored games that were taking way to seriously, stealing an older siblings jacket for a party

Hestia: finally getting motivation to clean your room, going to a animal shelter to play worth the older animals

Poseidon: listen to waves as you fall asleep even if they’re just on your phone, going to a lake that you’ve never been to before

Zeus: hearing the wind out side your window later at night, driving home after dark on a clear night

#aphrodite deity #artemis deity #apollo deity #athena deity #demeter deity #dionysus deity #hades deity #hephaestus deity #hera deity #hermes deity #hestia deity #poseidon deity #zeus deity #Devotion #headcanons i guess #what am I doing? #poetry

[thatmultifandomchick]

The greatest difference between the Beetlejuices is that Movie! Beetlejuice is straight, Cartoon! Beetlejuice is gay, and Musical! Beetlejuice is bi/pan. Also the Beetlejuice Monster High doll is lesbian.

Straight

Gay

Bi/Pan

Lesbian

#beetlejuice #monster high #beetlejuice 1988 #beetlejuice cartoon #beetlejuice the musical #beetlejuice ​monster high #headcanons I guess #lgbt headcanons

[clodsire-propaganda]

You can't convince the people behind this account that Rika doesn't also manage the League's social media accounts in addition to being the secretary and first elite four member.

#rika pokemon #elite four rika #paldea pokemon league #headcanons i guess #pokemon character #pokemon scarlet and violet

[x-atlas-x]

we never see yugi as a kid, but i feel like he’d be a happy and cheerful kid- he’d be more talkative and bold with the things he does. he’s still shy, but around his family and the people he knows, i feel like he would be loud and begging any of them to play games with him.

he asks his grandpa to teach him the rules to new games in the shop. he wants to learn a lot about duel monsters, but his grandpa waits to teach him once he can understand all of it better. still, he lets him look at the cards and collect them.

it’s not until later on, once he gets older and puberty hits, that he becomes more anxious and closed off from everyone. he’s seen as lame and the outcast of the class. he’s different compared to all of them. they’re not kids anymore, they’re teenagers.

none of them want to play games anymore. they want to date and talk about their crushes, or sports. yugi still likes games, and therefore, he’s seen as the nerd.

but, once he puts the puzzle together and summons yami/atem, he finds someone that shares his love for games, and that’s equally passionate about it (albeit, it results in some people dead, but y’know, minor details).

yami/atem makes him feel like a kid again and that just strengthens their bond even more :,)

#oof the thoughts are HITTING #i don’t know what any of this is #but here you go #headcanons i guess #yugioh #ygo #yugi mutou #yami yugi #atem #atlas is rambling again

[bowyooo]

ok please have my magnum opus

benji being hot and miserable somewhere far far away from a damn town, damn problems and damn hockey

many thanks to benji ovich for living in my head rent free for all this time and also to my friends who supported me and grieved over my lost finished working file

#i was working on it since february and finished my yearly goal of 1 full artwork per year with it #curse to a procreate saving system and also icloud #girrrl he so fine i just can not #please let him be fine and have a nice boyfriend pahleeeaseeee #he deserves to be happy #benji ovich #bjornstad #beartown #headcanons i guess #bowyo art #smooch

[paleblackout]

i'm not satisfied with the close-up but i'm bad at portraits so whatever

Okay, here me out: there is the UB but what about an underground fighting ring, hmmmm?? Like, it's high risk because of serious injuries, pain and potentially trauma but the money tho. Also, there are no rules, so make sure you don't lose

I just wanted to draw Jaime with muscles, top physique and all. She can take care of herself but she's only in the featherweight class, and there is always someone stronger and bigger :)

#degrees of lewdity #dol #dol pc #my art #headcanons i guess #i need a jaime tag

[ladykissingfish]

Idk really really disjointed thoughts but I was thinking about this on the bus in-between the stale cigarette smell and the man ranting about port-a-potties.

so what if Sasori and Deidara go on a mission and of course Sasori is all careful planning and strategizing but Deidara is Deidara, everything is boom bang flash.

and normally things somehow work out for them but not this time. this time, deidara gets horribly injured. bleeding out and nearer to death than he’s ever been.

it’s only by a miracle that Sasori gets them safely out of there and back to the hideout. and he takes him to Kakuzu to be treated because Sasori can’t treat him, he literally can’t. he can’t look at Dei, he can’t be in the same room as him.

and the others assume that it’s because Sasori is furious at Dei, not only for ruining the mission and endangering them, but in the process of saving Deidara, Sasori has to sacrifice some of his more important puppets.

but that’s not it at all.

Sasori could care less about those damn puppets.

but Deidara …

he had never seen Deidara that badly hurt before. and he can’t shake the feeling that it was his fault, because if he had stopped Deidara, if he had yelled or attempted to curb his recklessness even once, none of this would have happened.

eventually, very late at night, Kakuzu comes to him. and he says that Deidara is alive, he’s conscious again, and he’s asking for Sasori. at first Sasori brushes it off and says he’ll see him in the morning but Kakuzu says the kid won’t relax until he sees you.

so Sasori goes, and Kakuzu gives them privacy.

and Deidara is near tears. he’s speaking softly, he’s apologizing for what happened. he says he talked it over with Kakuzu to give half of his pay to Sasori for the next few months, until he can replace the puppets that Sasori lost. and he’s rambling on and on until finally Sasori holds up his hand, temporarily halting Deidara’s words.

and he stands there staring at Deidara in bed, more bandages than flesh, bruises everywhere.

“If you ever presume to make me worry like this again, you’ll no longer have to fear the enemy taking you out; I’ll end your life myself. Am I understood?”

and Deidara looks at him, thinking that surely he heard wrong. “worry”? Sasori didn’t worry about anything; Deidara doubted that word was even in his vocabulary. and even if it was, and he HAD said that —

“Why would you be worried about me? I mean, if I died —“

“I don’t want you to die!!”, Sasori snaps at him, his normally expressionless face a sea of emotions. “I - I —“, and here he pauses, because he can’t see the next words coming from his lips, but he forces himself: “I LOVE YOU, Deidara!”

and Deidara isn’t sure whether it’s the events of the day finally breaking him down, or his exhaustion, or some side effect of the heavy painkillers Kakuzu has him on, but … he starts to cry.

freely, uninhibited, without even bothering to lift his hands to his eyes, he starts bawling.

and Sasori is alarmed, to put it mildly. is Deidara in a great amount of pain? did … did Sasori’s words upset him that much? was —

“I … I love you too, you stupid idiot!” Deidara manages to get out through his tears, and Sasori is floored. no, for real, he has to sit down on the floor to process the confusing emotions going through his body.

Deidara can barely move but he manages to lean up and look over the side of the bed at the redheaded puppet muttering to himself on the floor.

“Hey! That was my first confession, hm! I know you’re an old man but I’m young, and this is a big deal for me! So get up and hug me or something!”

Sasori smiles and shakes his head; how in the world is he going to handle this annoying brat now?

well, no matter.

it’s a challenge, and there’s nothing that stimulates Sasori more than a good challenge.

he gets up, approaches Deidara, leans down and hugs him. awkwardly (he hasn’t hugged anybody in over twenty years) but gently. Deidara’s hair presses against Sasori’s cheek and nothing in the universe could possibly feel softer.

“Do I get a kiss, too?”

he says it playfully, a teasing lilt in his voice, clearly not at all expecting Sasori to act, but 

Sasori cups Deidara’s chin with his thumb and forefinger, moves his lips to the target and gives the blonde what he asked for.

“How was that? Good?”

Deidara nods, and his face is doing its best impression of Sasori’s hair shade.

“Ah, so THAT was all it took to shut you up? I wish I had known this sooner; I could have spared myself many a metaphorical headache.”

or something like that.

Next thought:

so Sasori is dating Deidara and he thinks it’s going good but he starts to worry about their lack of a sex life. he knows that Hidan and Kakuzu are “dating” and he definitely knows they have sex because Kakuzu’s room is next to Sasori’s and Hidan makes no effort to be quiet. and although they’re infinitely more discreet he knows that Itachi and Kisame are experiencing that, too.

but Sasori’s puppet body isn’t exactly equipped with the tool(s) for love-making. and he’s worried. Deidara has never brought it up to him but he knows he’s “friends” with Itachi and Hidan and the three talk all the time and he thinks what if he hears the others talk about it and feels cheated because we’re not having it? after all Deidara is a young, vibrant, healthy 19 year old male and he probably wants it, right?

so Sasori works day and night creating a “human No jutsu” for himself, one that he’ll be able to maintain for a few hours at a time, hopefully long enough to give Deidara a good time.

so he calls Deidara into his room and transforms for him. but. unexpected side effect of being fully human again: emotions. everything that he’s repressed/gotten rid of over the years immediately comes to the forefront of Sasori’s mind and. 

he starts crying.

and Deidara is more shocked than anything. it’s surreal enough to see Sasori as flesh and blood, but to see him cry? insanity.

so Deidara sits down with him and holds him, comforting him and soothing him. and eventually Sasori calms down enough to tell Deidara why he chose to inhabit this form.

and Deidara is flattered beyond belief.

but.

Deidara has no interest in sex.

he never did.

he explains that he likes when he and Sasori hug and kiss, and hold each other, but sex is not something he’s ever even considered. he says Sasori stimulates him mentally and emotionally, and for him, that’s more than enough.

and Sasori cries more.

the big crybaby spends the whole two hours of his human No jutsu just sitting on the floor bawling his eyes out.

but it’s happy tears.

or something like that.

I don’t know, I guess this is what’s living in my head today 🤷🏽‍♀️

#sasodei #headcanons I guess #sasori x deidara #sasori #deidara #❤️💛

[dudescape]

invite p4 dude into your home

give him a real meal

let him use clean bathroom, let him shower and use your conditioner

let him sleep on your floor, on your couch, in your bed - he doesn't care, as long as he is warm and safe

#postal dude #postal 4 #p4 dude #headcanons i guess

[siriannatan]

do you have any tangpulse thoughts your like to share :D

1. Shockingly Impulse is the more chaotic one

2. Tango can sit still without moving or blinking for hours and just think. Gave Impulse quite a shock a few times

3. If Tango gets frustrated he'll cling to Impulse and say nothing. He was like that for hours after he and Jimmy died in DL

4. Impulse rarely initiates any cuddles or other couple things. It's just not a thing where he's been summoned from. Loves cuddles though bu t will not admit it

5. They just work wit h each other with no words. A shared project with another hermit? You can beat these two will work together in either a complete silence or while talking about anything but the project

(I hope you meant ship stuff :})

#answers #hermitcraft #hermitshipping #tangpulse #tangotek #impulsesv #headcanons I guess

[noroi1000]

i blacked out an hour ago so im practically high and now i want a jjk oneshot thats absolute crack because i cant find any sbr ones, if ur busy or u odnt wanna do this, just ignore ethis

anyways 😍

all this is is just gojo and geto and shoko to go to burger king and geto doesn't get his order but oh no! gojo's rat falls down a sewer drain, and then wehn they do find the rat its eating geto's burger king order that he didn't get, the end. dont ask abt the weirdness, thanks in advamnce

a/n: Sorry for making this a short headcanon, but when I wrote it earlier, I lost it because it didn't save. I had to write it again.

Additional drawing from me ❤️

Gojo as a rat headcanon

• It all started with Gojo defeating the curse that was a rat. And this curse put a curse on people that could kill them or turn them into a rat.

However, this curse was so weak that he overcame it in one move.

But the tiny rat managed to bite him on the ankle. Who would have thought that such a small rat could be aggressive... The curse was weak because people turned into rodents turned into people very quickly.

One rat disgusts him. It was probably an old grandfather who is decrepit and perhaps disgusting. This rat was bald all over, and looked like a zombie rat.

So he had his assistant pick up the human rats and take them to Shoko for treatment if they were injured. He didn't want to touch the rat, which looked like it had started to mold....

Because that's what the rat looked like.

He left quickly saying that he had another mission.

His mission was to go get a burger because they all wanted it.

He preferred to walk to the dorm than drive in a car with rats running around.

• When he returned to the dorms, his friends were already waiting for him and they started complaining that they had to wait so long for him to come back.

�� And when they left, Gojo felt strange. Following his friend, he felt as if he was shrinking.

He wanted to reach for his friend's sleeve to draw attention to him. But before he could do that, he shrank completely.

He fell into a hole, but he grabbed the edge of the wall so he could climb up.

He saw that his friend was getting further and further away, and he was walking without looking back.

He wanted to scream at him, but all that came out of his mouth were squeaks.

When he saw that his body was covered in fur, and he was so small and had a tail, he understood that the rat had turned him into a rodent.

"I'm a fucking rat..." he groaned mentally. "But I'm the strongest fucking rat that ever existed."

He started running to his friend.

"Fucking special grade rat!"

• He lurked around as he saw two people walking around, and suddenly sat down at a small table.

They were looking for Gojo, but they knew he would come someday.

So they ordered food for them.

But when Geto left to answer the phone, the white rat (which is probably the cutest rat) jumped on the chair.

As they handed them their burgers, Ieiri began to eat, and strangely watched the scene as the white rodent grabs a large burger in a paper wrap and takes it down to the chair.

What Geto wanted is none of her business. She continued eating, not caring that this rat looked familiar...

When Geto returned, there was a slight scandal because he asked why he hadn't received his order. Even though the employee was sure they gave him the order. Two burgers on the table.

Only later did the girl say that his burger was stolen by a white rat.

Hearing munching and sometimes crunching, the dark-haired man looked under the table to see that less than half of his food was lying there.

And also that his food is eaten by a white rat that holds a bun on his paws.

"You damn rat! You're buying me another one!"

#jujutsu kaisen #jjk #gojo satoru #jujustu kaisen #geto suguru #shoko ieiri #Jjk headcanon #headcanons i guess #lol #Rat Gojo lmao

[qirvana]

Mullet Breezepelt, emo haired Breezepelt, or slick back hair Breezepelt?

#breezepelt #Breezepelt haircut #headcanons I guess #warrior cats #warriors #cats

[applbottmjeens]

idk man Phillip Graves gives me "I was engaged/married before I was 30" type of guy in the Marines

Realistically, if youre gonna be fr, you're not his first wife/husband/fiance(e) and he's probably not gonna be keen on getting married unless he's *really really* sure

#phillip graves hc #headcanons i guess #just gives off that vibe #his ex wife is either the most patient woman ever and is still his friend or hates his guts no inbetween lmao

[frankenjoly]

the more b99 i watch the more i see the gojohime = peraltiago vision

#gojohime #gouta #iori utahime #gojo satoru #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #b99 references #clau stuff #rambling #headcanons i guess #like srsly it all started with 'they're the same' #then i watched some videos and episodes #and they are #but now i'm watching b99 entirely and oh boi

[random-rabid-creature]

Sddd does not belive the people he loves

He doesn't belive someone can tell him i love you and mean it

He doesn't belive anyone can love him at all

He belives everyone that he loves talk about him behind his back

Everyone hates him and are only with him because he's the king and can give them power

Why does he keep leting them "lie" then?

Because he likes their "lies"

Their "lies" are the closests thing to love he has ever recived in a while

Their "lies" are beautiful

Their "lies" make him feel just a little greater about everything

And as much as he wants to belive them

They are just "lies" at the end of the day...

#angst angst angst teehee #kirby series #kirby #shadow dedede #headcanons i guess

[awrestlinggirlwholoves80sbands]

Absolutely add high school au where duff and Steven meet at baseball

Starting from the fact that I'm Italian so I know shit about baseball and everything might be incorrect, but :

1) Steven is like one year younger than Duff. They met the first day of practice, when the coach introduces him as the new guy.

2) Duff is BOOM in love. Steven just seems so adorable but he knows his shit and he's good at his job.

3) Literally they will have a brief slow and burn because they are two idiots in love and can't manage to confess their feelings.

4) Finally after a big win, Steven will kiss right in front of their mutual friend Slash. He was not surprised.

5) They are the cheesiest couple of the school: they will wear each other's shirt and confuse the team; they are a PDA couple so lunch is the time where they get to eat together and kiss, to much disgust of their friends who tell them to get a room.

6) They get to have practice together every time which is a blessing but also can be quite challenging. If ever one of them gets injured, you can bet the other will literally leave everything to go helping them.

7) Most of the school loves them and the team accepts the relationship.

#Wow what did I just did #Probably got everything wrong sorry Americans #Asks #Headcanons I guess #steven adler #duff mckagan fanfiction #baseball and roses

[paleblackout]

Been thinking about Jaimie as I try to figure her out as a PC and where she fits in. Since she doesn't fit in the way the game is played, as she is very defiant and violent.

Jaimie definitely has anger issues and gets into fights a lot. She may be vicious and aloof but she refuses to be cruel, not wanting to become a part of the problem.

The teachers consider her a delinquent, as she keeps picking fights in the hallways with creeps and bullies, which makes her popular with other students.

For this reason, Jaime and Whitney can't stand each other. Jaimie hates his cruelty, and Whitney hates her morality.

I personally see them two sides of the same coin; both of them have hardened and turned to violence as a necessity to survival. But where Whitney became part of the system, Jaime is fighting against it and still dares to care.

But in the end, she's not a good person, resorting to crime to pay Bailey (one of the few people that she's afraid to cross). But she'll be there for those she cares for. In fact, she's fiercely protective of Robin and is willing to do whatever to make sure Robin is okay.

#degrees of lewdity #dol #dol PC #whitney the bully #robin the orphan #my art #headcanons i guess #i'm very nervous about sharing this #Jaime is very much a work in progress #concept of her was “very angry and does not want to be here” #palerambles