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purble-gaymer · 3 months
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a couple miscellaneous things i’m not sure what to do with
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shurikthereject · 18 days
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I've heard this headcannon once or twice saying that Hobbit's sleep in piles. So i had to interpret that but with Thorin, Bilbo and Frodo, in the end i had the fluffiest family feels doodle ever.
I think Frodo would definitely be a kicker when he sleeps. And when he's sleeping with Bilbo and Thorin and gets out of control with his kicking (Thorin being his main victim), he has to get carried back into his own bed.
Thorin would snore, especially when hes comfortable and is feeling safe. When he snores, he's probably also having the best sleep ever. Bilbo got used to dwarrow snoring while travelling with thirteen of them and Frodo's a heavy sleeper (he could sleep upside down if he wanted) so it never became a problem.
If you have more ideas you'd like to share feel free to comment! I truly appreciate it <333
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pre angelic revelation, the hotel crew goes looking for Vaggie about some managerial thing and regularly finds her kickboxing in a spare room, beating the crap out of a dummy dressed up in an exorcist's gear and mask
a totally normal way to blow off steam, and one that they sometimes also find Charlie spectating at-
("Aren't you supposed to be against all this violence and shit?" - "Yes! But no actual exorcists are being hurt during this stress relief slash training session! So it's OK!" - "Yeah right. And you think your girlfriend looks hot punching stuff huh." - "Hm? Sorry Husk, I wasn't listening- what did you say?" - "......")
which all well and good!
until AFTER the angelic revelation.....
Charlie: "Vaggie. Please don't tell me that's actually YOUR exorcist armor."
Vaggie: "...."
Charlie: "Don't say you've been punching your old exorcist mask, imagining your own face under it."
Vaggie: "......"
Charlie: "I do NOT want to hear that you've been beating up on your past self this entire time- while I was watching! -and using punishing yourself by proxy as a way to cope when you're stressing over feeling like you're not doing enough here and now."
Vaggie: "........."
Charlie: "Vaggie why aren't you SAYING anything!?"
Vaggie: "You told me not to!"
Charlie: "ARGH!!!!"
post revelation, Husk goes looking for Vaggie in the training room like usual, and finds her standing helplessly in front of the exorcist training dummy as a tearful Charlie clings protectively to it with a full body hug
husk decides restocking the bar can wait. he's not getting paid enough to deal with This
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cozylittleartblog · 7 months
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had a(nother) nightmare
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northernfireart · 3 months
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Bonus:
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A thought that decided to randomly strike me and never left my head. Considering I completely ignore the canon dumb ass clothes change. To me he still was in thirteenths clothes.
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i-made-a-bg3-blog · 4 months
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Look, it’s not like Astarion intended on becoming a Harper, it’s just - well, burglary and pickpocketing are a little more difficult when you can’t enter homes without an invitation or go outside during the day, and he’s grown rather accustomed to a certain elevated lifestyle. There are other places he could turn to for money: the city owes him an estate and a title at the bare minimum. But, there’s something to be said for self-sufficiency, and, though he hates to admit it, he wouldn’t make it through three weeks as a noble without being bored out of his mind.
The Harpers need warm bodies (or cold ones, as it were) to rebuild their ranks after Orin’s doppelgangers, and Jaheira’s a savvy old crone who never learned to take no for an answer. She pinpoints Astarion’s two weak spots: a heavy coinpurse and kidnapped children, street kids, the kind no one would miss.
They’re decidedly amateurish criminals, and it doesn’t take him long to track them down and dispatch them, messily and painfully. Four children sit huddled in a cage, and Astarion knows he must look every bit the monster as he picks the lock with hands covered in gore, but they don’t shy away in fear when he opens the door. One of them slips his chubby little hand into Astarion’s and refuses to let go until they reach the safehouse. It’s…odd.
“Good work, Harper,” Jaheira tells him after, and Astarion makes it explicitly clear that he’s simply an independent contractor, an expensive one. 
Jaheira just smirks like the witch she is.
So he contracts. He infiltrates the Guild (and feels insulted when Nine Fingers doesn’t recognize him; he’d like to think he’s rather unforgettable), foils an assassination plot or three, even teams up with Minsc and a turncoat Thayan to stop a gaggle of Red Wizards from doing…whatever it is they do. It’s a good business, he supposes. A hero’s reputation is a small price to pay for a hero’s coffers.
Jaheira’s wise enough to know when to hang up her blades, and it makes her more of an insufferable busybody than ever, which - somehow - becomes Astarion’s problem. First, it’s his own cell, then suddenly he’s the field contact for four others. He’s dragged to the most dreadfully tedious logistical meetings imaginable. The only reason he agrees to any of it is that Jaheira can turn an offhand comment and a raised eyebrow into the kind of challenge that itches beneath Astarion’s skin. It should be all too familiar and just as unwelcome, that burning need to prove himself, but it’s not. It’s different, perhaps, when he isn’t being set up to fail.
Jaheira passes away peacefully in her sleep at the ripe old age of one hundred and ninety-two, and Astarion’s convinced he can hear her grumbling about that all the way from the Fugue Plane. She would have rather gone out fighting, but, privately, Astarion feels like she deserved something gentler than bleeding out on a battlefield. He never did tell her how much he admired her (though he doubts she would have appreciated such open sentiment: ‘I did not realize I looked so terrible that you’ve already started my eulogy.’), but she must have known. He thinks he’s really going to miss her.
Right up until the moment Rion is handing him a pin and leading him to a library full of dossiers and documents. Then, he’s ready to cross the Astral Sea just so that he can bring her back and kill her again. Independent. Contractor. What part of that did she not understand? 
He goes home and locks the door with the full intention of ignoring every Harper that comes knocking. But Harpers are nosy little shits, and after he nearly disembowels one who surprises him by breaking into his house just to tell him the most idiotic plan to dismantle a smuggling ring he’s ever had the misfortune of hearing, he realizes hiding isn’t going to be an option. Besides, Astarion cannot be privy to such levels of incompetence and sit idly by. 
So he helps. Provisionally. Just long enough to find a decent replacement, and then he can wash his hands of the whole thing.
Unfortunately, it’s not as easy a task as he had hoped. Every potential candidate lacks something: consistency, creativity, confidence, the common sense to understand Astarion’s eminently logical filing system. It takes him three decades to accept that not only is he excellent at the job, but that he enjoys it immensely. 
When they make him take a title, he chooses Spymaster. It suits him - dashing, mysterious, questionably moral, because he’s never been a hero, and it would be foolish to pretend that he is.
They all call him High Harper anyways.
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kairospy · 9 months
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Stuart sending Neil a copy of every fbi report to his name and the foxes making a day out of flipping through every file
Matt: “You WATERBOARDED someone?!?”
Neil: “Twice. The other file must be here somewhere”
Nicky, whispering: “…what the fuck is joy riding”
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galacticnovie · 2 months
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i'm normal about this egg
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pixxelcatt · 5 months
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I thought of an idea for plant Raph..
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I was trying to figure out in my head how they would turn a pile of grass back into Raph (definitely not for a rough fic I have in my head)
So this is before Donnie extracted Raph’s mutagen from the creep and gave it back to him
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purble-gaymer · 3 months
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finally organized my mythos headcanons so here they are
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let-them-eat-rakes · 2 months
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persona headcanon:
after futaba's first mementos trip, she (somehow) makes like a music player that works in the monabus and connects to spotify or whatever. when haru joins (cause they still don't know if they are ever going to stop getting new members at this point) it becomes an initiation rite to show off your playlist during your first mementos trip
and then akechi joins and goes like "oh. haha, i don't have a playlist, i apologize. perhaps i should make one!"
he actually does have a playlist, but it's for his black mask personality. so he literally pulls an all-nighter making a detective prince playlist
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sharkylass · 2 years
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6. Fears.
I WAS REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THIS ONE- THE SHOW ISN’T GONNA GIVE US AN EXPLANATION? FUCK IT, I’LL MAKE IT MYSELF-
(More versions under cut!)
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diesfortunae · 4 months
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ooh my goosh i love your art so much!! i especially love the fact you made tab plus sized :3 i bet he has stretch marks 🔥🎉💞🔥🔥💞🎉💞
if its not too much to ask, i think you should draw more mack and tab ^_^ because i have a chronic addiction to them
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(ty for the compliment <333)
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bloodbrown · 7 months
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It's all fun and games until you realize that embracing P feels like hugging a pillowcase filled with playstation controllers
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arseniy-arsenicum33 · 2 months
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Season 9 Hermits as DND heroes and villains... (Mostly villains)...
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The Dungeon Master... The Warden Wrangler... The Frost Warlock... TangoTek...
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The Gorgon King... The Statues Sourseress... The Undead Sculptress... ZombieCleo...
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The Immortal King... The Forgotten Ruler... The Wealth Hoarder... Ren the King...
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The Bone Mage... Axe of The Screaming Void Wielder... The Musical Necromancer... XisumaVoid...
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The Vampire Lord... The Treacherous Backstabber... The Keeper of Vaults... Mumbo Killsalot Jumbo...
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The Cursed Knight... The Honourable Hero... And His Inner Demon... WelsKnight...
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The Elven Archer... The Magical Baker... The Mattress Store Owner... GoodTimesWithScar...
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The Dwarven Warrior... The Realm Liberator... The King Slayer... ImpulseSV...
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The Forest Protector... The King Maker... The Leshy... BdoubleO100... This whole project started long ago with an ask by @theshadiertwin two months ago... Shockingly, the Idea of using a DND-character creator for creating actual DND-characters instead of little vignettes never occured to me... But I really wanted to model every Hermit first... If you have any ideas of what class each hermit can be, please tell! And I will be making a part 2 someday... Bdubs one has a little bit of a backstory... It's conceptually based on this model of Inscription-Leshy Bdubs by my good friend @randomtotallyrealgirl... But made more akin to slavic view of Leshy as a Forest Guardian... It's not a cultural appropriation, if it's my culture... Rens also from slavic folklore, he was inspired by Koschey the Immortal who conquered death, hoarded enormous amounts of wealth and spent his forever life by withering over it... You can use them freely, play as them, put them as npcs in your homebrew, come up with stats and character builds, go nuts! And there are some nice secrets, if you view them in 3D... I just need to add them to the growing google doc of my models... And actually post said doc on my blog... Yeah... Soon...
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dailymothanon · 3 months
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Some linework practice with old money Connie 😤 he stays fresh with the hard cash, I bet he has several Rolex watches along with his many yachts. What does he need all that for?? I also read a bit how folks in CT wanna make the state dog a siberian husky, would it make sense for him to have one??
(also what are some Connie ships y'all are into, I'm curious...)
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