#he's ready

[art-but-only-sometimes]

This is my new favorite picture of Garfield.

#funny #garfield #garfield the cat #garf #garfeild #comic #comic strip #silly #garfposting #jim davis #silly garf #look at his lil eyes #lol #he's ready

[demi-eurovision]

OH MY GOD WHATTTT THIS WEEEEK

#i'm dead #are you?? #huhhahhei #käärijä #nevermonth song #he's ready

[danscarf]

Now to Barbie

#ratchet and clank #ratchet #playstation #lombax #fanart #barbie #he's ready

[imagineyneyjr]

His new haircut!

#he's ready #neymar #neymar haircut #actually liked his previous one better but whatever hahaha #brazil nt #wc 2022

[herbertdiscoinferno]

good omens this, good omens that.

what if i can't sleep now, huh? what if all my thoughts are about good omens and i can't just lie down and sleep because i start thinking about good omens and it makes me scroll again, huh? what will you say then, mr. gaiman?

i wake up and the first thing i do is think about good omens. i turn on my magical pc and can't do anything because all i can think of is good omens.

i had a dream some time ago that there was a horror good omens game AND I'LL BE FUCKING DAMNED if i lie and say i didn't wake up wanting it more than life.

what if it's 4am and i'm still not over this beautiful love story?

what if this almost month passed me so fast i didn't notice a day? it feels like i watched it for the first time just a week ago.

i just want to say that i love this show. i love this book. i love the fanart and the silly theories and everything.

thank you neil gaiman (my mother from outer space) and terry pratchet, thank you cast, thank you, thhhank you all of the crew, thththhthtthank you.

#i'm on the verge of death #i slept for like 2 hours in these 48 hours or smth #idk how to count time #good omens #good omens season 2 #neil gaiman #i love tags because they make me feel like an influencer #i'm gonna get those sleeping pills mate #basically i just want neil gaiman to produce a good omens horror game #the objective is: #find your hubby bubby in heaven and get him the fuck out of there #scrape him off the asphalt and put him in a jar #the put the jar in the oven #bake for 39 minutes. #he's ready #!!!!

[jeffstormer]

My toxic trait is every time a new Dracula Daily email arrives I have to listen to the full Bloody Tears rap from Castlevania in its entirety as I read it

Honestly? I recommend it, it enhances the experiences if, periodically as you read, you're reminded that "you better not pout! you better not cry! you better not shout i'm telling you why! Dracula! Dracula! Dracula is coming! To town!"

#it's been #one hundred years #since dracula made his move #he's back #he's ready #coming soon #Youtube

[sabertoothwalrus]

girldad mode activate

#I'd trust him to buy me pads #at home he'd always have clean pads ready in case #they're not for him to use. if he's trans his ass is in menopause #chilchuck tims #dungeon meshi #izutsumi #comic #my art

[soldier-lodbrok]

hc + 🎉 for a celebration-themed headcanon

Glenn loves every excuse to celebrate something. He will attend a local festive in a heartbeat, they're his absolute fave. Many people? Tasty food? Games? Count him in! Also Glenn is the kinda person who will drag you out on your birthday to celebrate it - whether you want to or not.

#.headcanon #Glenn throwing his arms up at this is everything #he's ready

[seagiri]

very sleep deprived doodles of whatever’s going on inside my brain

#my art #senshi #Chilchuck tims #Chilchucks wife #<- we call her whitbelle #whitbelle #chilshi #chilchuck sandwich #dungeon meshi #barely visible text says the following #(pointing at Senshi) ready to ruin things for himself because he wants to help his friend #(pointing at Chil) mcdumbass developed a crush on Senshi and is now afraid of letting him go despite wanting to reconcile with whitbelle #***the name whitbelle came from the fic Reelin’ In The Years by werewolf_gimmick on ao3 !!!

[casmick-consequences]

literally the king of oneliners

[part 2]

#it's about time people start appreciating my boy!!!! he's so FUNNY!!!! #no WONDER lucius wants him carnally #the key to a girl(gn)'s heart is through laughter #also matthew maher is completely and utterly fuckable but we're not ready for that convo #black pete #ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd s2 #ofmd season 2 #these are just the ones i could think of #PLS add onto this if you have more #matthew maher #ofmd s2 spoilers

[dead-girl-tells-stories]

*Danny and a Batfam member having a friendly chat at a cafe. They've known each other for a few months now*

Batfam member: "You know, you actually kinda look like B with a few minor differences. Prime adoption bait. Hope you're not another secret love child of his." *laughs*

Danny: *Starts sweating bullets because he is in fact, Bruce's kid but from a different dimension where instead of being a himbo billionaire, he's a himbo ghost hunter named Jack who almost killed him before he got here .* "Haha, you don't say?"

Batfam member: *Clocks in on sudden shift in mood* "Please tell me you're not."

Danny: "So do you want the short and funny story, or the long and sad one? Yes, there's a right answer."

Batfam member: *crying because they can never have a normal sibling*

Danny: Also, do you believe in ghosts?

Batfam member: *cries even more*

#dp x dc #dpxdc #dcxdp #dc x dp #dp x dc prompt #dp x dc crossover #dp dc crossover #dc x dp prompt #Bruce is not ready for this #neither is Jason #none of them are tbh #Danny is in the DC universe looking for a place for the liminals of Amity Park to live #not because he has to but because he believes it's his fault and he's trying to make up for it #NOT ghost king danny #because apparently #people don't like that

[guardian-of-soho]

The more I think about the last minutes the more I’m sure Crowley was saying goodbye from the minute Aziraphale told him he’d said yes to Heaven. He doesn’t confess his love like he’s hopeful, he confesses it like a eulogy. He doesn’t kiss him to make a beginning, he kisses him to seal the end. He watches him go like it’s the last time.

Crowley knows Heaven. He knows they’ll want to either make Aziraphale just like them, or destroy him. Either way I think he believes he’s seen his angel for the last time.

#‘nothing lasts forever’ #‘no I don’t suppose it does’ #that look on his face is despair #to be clear I know this won’t end like this #but he doesn’t #he’s spent six thousand years keeping a little space for them both #he doesn’t know what Aziraphale can do without him #(neither does Aziraphale) #(maybe they need to learn) #(maybe he’ll find he has more help than he thinks) #(if Gabriel and Muriel were so ready to leave who else up there is questioning?) #good omens 2 #good omens #a/c

[service4cops]

“Let’s hope you’re as good as they say you are.”

He was beginning to wonder if I was ever gonna get around to servicing his needs. Well, NYC is a big place and I was working my way around the many of its finest, but today’s his lucky day. Mine too.

#Well it's about time #long overdue #New York's Finest #New York Cop #NYPD cop #NYPD Blue #nypd officer #blue loads matter #you'd better be good #he's ready

[emil1863]

Adding onto the Cora lives and Law still gets tattoos train

#trafalgar d water law #trafalgar law #one piece #corazon one piece #donquixote rosinante #my art #cora fully expected law to get tatoos at SOME point #he just wasn't ready when it did happen #nor did he think about what the subject matter would be

[chloesimaginationthings]

Michael Afton draws Vanny’s FNAF fursona,,

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf vanny #fnaf vanessa #michael afton #fnaf #security breach #sister location #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #Michael and Vanny finally get along!! #their first not awkward interaction good for em #I can see clearly Michael just sketches a lot #so one time he just ended up drawing Vanny out #Nessa was very ready to yell at him but the art was nice so 🩵 #she softened up #Vanny doesn’t usually get gifts so this was sweet

[ghost-bxrd]

Let’s amp up the “Jason says ow and the batfam thinks he must be gravely injured” headcanon.

Jason calls Bruce or Dick for fun and says nothing but “goodbye” before hanging up (maybe it’s a dare by Roy who TOTALLY suspects the reaction Jay is gonna get).

Ten minutes late the entire Justice League is scouring Gotham, on the hunt for Jason.

#someone is stuck on Bat-sitting duty #meaning someone is tasked to watch Batman in case he tries to skimp on his no kill rule again #person in question is hyper aware Bruce definitely has ten different ways to taoe them down instantly #it’s not a fun situation for anybody #except for Jason #who’s getting ready for bed totally convinced all he’s gonna get the next day is an annoyed bat lecture #meanwhile every JLA member and their sidekick on the hunt for red hood #hoping they’ll find him (alive!) before they have a rogue batman on their hands #or a rogue batfamily in general #the rest aren’t looking too sane right now either oops #jason todd #batfamily #dick grayson #batfam #robin #bruce wayne #ghost talks #tim drake #red hood #batman #batdad #Damian wayne #alfred pennyworth