#he was WASTED

[nico-di-genova]

Bruna: Xolo always wants to act sober when he’s drunk, he doesn’t want people to know. It’s so annoying, you can tell when I’m drunk, but he’s so good at hiding it.

Xolo:

#he was WASTED #like he isn’t hiding shit 😭😭😭 #that man is GONE #xolo maridueña #drinking mention #alcohol ment tw #alcohol mention

[staronet]

I will never forgive Sega for what they did to Infinite.

#HE WAS WASTED #SUCH A COOL AND TRAGIC VILLAIN #YET THEY MADE HIM SEEM LIKE A PUSH OVER EDGE LORD #DID THEY NOT HEAR HIS THEME???? #HE LOST EVERYTHING AND EGGMAN TOOK ADVANTAGE OF THAT #AND HES SUPPOSED TO BE SCARY #YET WE BEAT HIM AT LEAST THREE TIMES???? #NO I WANT A TRAGIC VILLAIN WHO COULD HAVE BEEN REDEEMEF BUT CHOOSES TO BE EVIL #YOU CAN SYMPATHIZE WITH HIM AND WANT SO DESPERATELY FOR HIM TO TURN GOOD #YET HE DOESN'T #HE SEES THAT THIS IS THE ONLY WAY #TOO BLINDED BY HIS GREIF AND SHAME #I JUST WANT TO SCREAM #HE JUST GOT TURNED INTO HAHA EDGE LORD #HES SO WEAK HAHA #HES NOT WEAK HE FUCKED UP SONIC BITCH #HES KILLED SO MANY PEOPLE AND HELPED CONQUER MOST OF THE PLANET #SO WHY IS HE NOW EASY TO BEAT??????? #sonic the hedgehog #infinite #sonic forces #star rants

[vistarya]

May I have this dance, Mrs Tims?

#sorry guys I know yall want to ship him with the party but I’m a chilchuck x his estranged wife truther and I’m making content for ME!!!! #I’m an advocate for wife guy chilchuck. I think he loves his wife!!! I think he wants to fix his family!!! #life’s too short when you’re a half foot to waste it arguing with the ones you love and I think he’s learned that #chilchuk tims #chilchuck’s wife #dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #delicious in dungeon #my art #art #illustration #sketch

[nnobodoodles]

Huh.

So I randomly remembered Croc is pretty much Italian.

#if Buggy had wheels he'd go Chop-Chop Car #this might be the stupidest thing I put effort in #Anyway I love them #One Piece #Cross Guild #Dracule Mihawk #Sir Crocodile #Crocodile One Piece #Buggy the Clown #OP Spoilers #One Piece Spoilers #just to be safe #in greek we say the same thing but use “scooter” instead #which is arguably dumber #Mihawk doesn't think highly of Buggy he's just guessing the wasted potential #nnobodiusart

[desos-records]

suddenly struck with thoughts about the devastating concept of Jason Todd

because he was good. because he had a bleeding heart despite every reason not to. he loved school and was good at it. he was the first to be adopted, with little pretense of guardianship. he did everything he could to be a perfect Robin and live up to an impossible ideal. he only ever wanted Bruce and Dick to like him.

because he met Bruce in the same place and on the same day that Bruce's parents died--the single defining moment of Batman's existence. and he made Batman laugh. he hit the Dark Knight, Terror of Gotham, with a tire iron. he wasn't afraid of the man who turned fear into a weapon.

because he couldn't save his mother from herself, but he tried. because he was too good not to try and save the woman who gave him up. too good to play the Joker's game. the crowbar didn't kill him, the bomb did. he died knowing he wouldn't make it and tried anyway. he died a hero.

because other Robins have died, but none of them put an irrevocable tear in the mythos of Batman. because Jason Todd always dies, in every universe. he dies for the sins of his father. he was put to death by popular vote, sacrificed by the crowd. doomed by the narrative and doomed by the audience. the boy who only ever tried to prove he was good enough--wasn't good enough.

because he has every reason to be angry. because he didn't ask to be murdered, didn't ask to be brought back, and when he did everyone acted like he was better off dead. Bruce tried to kill him and nearly succeeded. he's blamed for his own death and blamed for his resurrection. he can never come home because the house is haunted by his own ghost.

because he's been the hero, the victim, and the villain. because his family and his writers and his universe don't know what to make of him. they don't know how to look his tragedy in the eye. and how can you?

it hurts to look at the hero who cannot be good enough, the victim who will only ever be angry, the villain who can sometimes be right. the audience hates to feel complicit and, in this exceptional case, they are.

#don't look at me #the writing potential of jason is so often wasted #death in the family still haunts me tho #jason todd #dc #red hood #he could be an exploration of tragedy #on the level of rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead #but nooooo #robin #batman #dc comics

[comradekatara]

2 kinds of grad students (both massive nerds)

#id in alt text #avatar the last airbender #atla #sokka #zuko #zukka #<- seems like i may as well tag it. considering #sokkaxzuko #(secretly this is sokkaxsuki tho. just look at sokka’s hoodie) #modern au #art #mart #if you’re wondering why there’s only one pile of graded papers it’s because sokka saved that paper for last #bc the handwriting was so illegible #(and zuko is responding even tho sokka isn’t talking abt his work bc he’s touchy. bc he knows he isn’t ocean vuong) #also before anyone’s like ‘shouldn’t sokka be the one writing poetry?’ YES sokka also writes poetry but it’s like. #silly little rhyming poems #he would never do an mfa art is a hobby to him and he thinks getting a degree in it is a waste of time #but he doesn’t tell this to zuko bc zuko wasted so much time suffering in undergrad trying to pursue a ‘respectable’ degree #so sokka’s just like ‘okay. well he deserves this’

[cor-lapis]

"If we must fight, Sethos... I shall defeat you with the power of my friend group of employed adults who miraculously have regularly scheduled meet-ups, and also my daughter!"

[redesigns]

#YAAAAAY #YAAAAY WE'RE SO BACK #sethos does not have a redesign for now because he is 3 hours old and I am also revelling in the fact his concept art got revised thank god #my son with toxic waste eyes who looks like claude von something and leona from twst fused #but I also asked my friend about him and she just reiterated that people nicknaming al-Haitham Al was the funniest thing ever #so sethos's design can stay. for now #ANYWAY YAAAAAYYY CYNO SQ2 #THIS VERSION IS FOR FAMILY!!!! #genshin impact #cyno #sethos #collei #tighnari #kaveh #al-haitham #my art #faruzan is there but tiny #so is hermanubis #although technically would every image of cyno also have hermanubis in it??? much to think about #WE'RE SO BACK

[qnravel]

Senshi making sure during the entire episode that Shuro's plate of food doesn't fall to the floor was one of the more quietly hilarious parts of the episode

like he's not getting involved in All That (seven people dead and several missing, Marcille getting branded a criminal, people starting a brawl)

#crying. there was love put into that food and he's not wasting it #dungeon meshi #dunmeshi spoilers #dungeon meshi spoilers #senshi of izganda

[siphersaysstuff]

dumbest

motherfucker

on the goddamn planet

#no really I legit consider him the stupidest dipshit on planet Earth #due to sheer wasted potential #any one of you out there with the $$ he grew up with would have made better use of it #instead his ambition is being a d-tier shitposter and god i suppose #a fundamentally incurious lackwit lacking even a surface-level understanding of anything he vaguely “engages” with #the kids at his school really should have pushed him down the stairs just a little harder #one less nazi fuck in the world

[dykedvonte]

The Ghoul: Ain’t ya tired of bein’ nice? Don’t ya wanna go ape shit?

Lucy, going ape shit mind you: No! I’m tired of everyone being so mean all the god dang time!

#like she becomes more aware and wise but she’s still nice and doesn’t want to be cruel #and that is important that Lucy will not be victim to to the cruelty of the waste #kindness is a currency that no one values until someone tries to buy something with it #and i like that the ghoul thinks she’s adapting the way he did for a moment only for her to still do things a nice way #nice for the context of the wasteland atleast #fallout #fallout spoilers #fallout tv show #fallout show #cooper howard #the ghoul fallout #lucy maclean

[dudethatsmyundeaduncle]

Had this Headcannon that when Multi-Lingual Dick and Jason get drunk they start singing Ballads in Spanish. Yeah some classical shit like Vicente Fernandez but also the most wild Selena you've ever heard.

#is this a post about Latinx Jason todd? Bitch it might be #Don't ask me about it tho cuz I'll deny it to my core #I imagine jason drunk off his ass belting No Me Queda Mas like he fuckin wrote the song #Dick's got Como la Flor Energy but he has ugly Sobbed NMQS too #they are so infamous for their drunk spanish ballads that they actually rub off on TIm #imagine young justice suprise when the whitest kid you've ever seen wasted on 7/11 liquor is hiccuping his way through a selena song #worst accent you've ever heard sounds like a dog from New Jersey learning to bark and yet the emotion is kinda on point #TIm denies it #refuses to believe he has ever done it #Dick and Jason get a copy of the video and someone edits a mash up of all three of them warble singing that banger #anyway this was a nothing post of nothing I made for myself #fr just for me #DC #Batman #Batfam #Jason todd #Tim drake #Dick Grayson

[spacedace]

Quick dp x dc prompt:

The BatFam finds out via getting tagged a million times on any and all social media sites that Damian apparently got drunkenly married to Jon & Elle while the three were in Las Vegas.

And that alone is making them all lose their collective minds, but somehow there's yet still more on top of that punch in the face because apparently the three didn't get married as Damian Wayne, Jon Kent and Elle Nightingale.

Oh no, that'd be way too easy to handle when it came to how the press and wider world reacted to the youngest son and until very recently one of the most eligible bachelors in the world getting married at three in the morning in a haunted-house themed 24-hour Vegas chapel by a guy dressed up like Zombie Elvis.

No, instead the three of them got married as civilian Damian Wayne and very much not civilians Superboy/Jon-El the Son of Superman and Nomad/Stella Phantom the Crown Princess of the Infinite Realms.

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also bonus meme stuff, this is absolutely how Damian, Jon and Elle greet the paparazzi upon stumbling out of the chapel and the images being shared absolutely everywhere. Steph frames them and hangs them up as the three's "Wedding Photos" because she finds it absolutely hilarious:

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc writing prompt #super serious chaos #Super Serious Chaos #damian wayne #jon el kent #jon kent #dani phantom #danielle phantom #superfam #batfam #ghost king danny #batfam & superfam are losing their collective minds over this #meanwhile the rest of the justice league is playing rock paper scissors on who is gonna have to break the news to King Phantom #Danny for his part thinks its hilarious #but its even *funnier* to not tell anyone that and let them think he's pissed about it #Dick *specifically told* Damian not to get wasted and marry anyone when the three of them went on this trip #He said it as a *joke* but *still* what the hell Damian

[littlegeecko]

Ouuhhhhggg flynns pretty smileeeee and carl's art skillssss am i right

#my art #comic #echo vn #echovn #echo project #flynn moore #carl hendricks #hmmm the fact i wasnt goin to post this cuz i always feel insecure about posting emotionally charged comic strips #but hey i wasnt goin to let it go to waste #be cringe be free or smt #i like to think carl's art is actually pretty good hes just insecure #ya kno like me

[dilfpassing]

freaky monster astarion stans rise up (wyll is having the time of his life)

#my art #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate #wyllstarion #astarion #astarion ancunin #wyll #wyll ravengard #HES A FREAK YOUR HONOR #i just think if u have darkvision ur eyes should reflect light like most nocturnal animals #and also once he knows he can get blood from willing participants he wouldnt be against the drama of wasting some of it in a makeout sessio

[l3viat8an]

solomon did an oopsie doopsie with a spell, and now mc is stuck with cat ears and a tail for a week. what's ur estimate of how long it'll take satan to sweep them up to his room and never let them go, totally in love with their new look?

Not even .0000001 seconds.

Satan is practically on top of MC ‘n immediately cooing about how soft their ears are and how adorable their tail is.

Satan will have to thank Solomon later and ask for the spell-

Once Satan gets MC in his room he’s as casually as possible lol- trying to offer them little cat toys to see if they have any cat like instincts and will even give MC catnip tea to see what happens-

#MC basically lives in Satan’s room for the week he won’t let them leave and doesn’t want to ‘waste’ a minute of this!- #obey me! #obey me #obmswd #om! #obey me satan #obey me satan x mc #obey me shenanigans #obey me imagines #om! satan #om! mc

[teartra]

If my strong, pretty, young wife is a skilled samurai, I would hype her up so badly and cherish her with all my life.

Rip Mizu’s husband but I’m different

#tragic but he deserved to die #what can’t your wife do (except cooking)? mizu is perfect like what a waste opportunity #blue eye samurai #mizu