#he is really a smol bean

[onlyzhuyilong]

“Zhu YiLong usually shows a mature calm side in the public eye, but in private he has a child-like nature. When he entered the interview room that day he saw there was no camera so Zhu YiLong comfortably put his feet up on the bars under the chair, and wrapped his arms around his knees, and curled himself up into a comfortable ball. He was just more relaxed when being interviewed when the cameras were off and he could just speak without overthinking things.”

(a/n interviewer describes him as 孩子气 (haiziqi which mean literally “childish” though probably better phrase in English as child-like or young at heart (?) (or as I call him a certified smol bean in his natural habitat))

#he is really a smol bean #zhu yilong #朱一龙 #朱一龍 #주일룡 #text posts #all I can call him as a nickname is BaoBao because he is a BaoBao :c

[gilgil-machine]

I'm not the best photographer but here's the photos of those two special beans🥰 God they are so wholesome☺️🌸

#I'm kinda sad that they didn't make the Malphon fists but I completely understand how it would be a pain in the ass to make them #+ price of the figure would be much higher so I'm happy with the things I got😊 #oh man they would be such an awesome team of monster slayers:3 #also on the second picture I've tried to make Gil look as tsundere as possible😄 #he's like "I'll take your nectar or whatever just don't bother me'' #but deep inside he was grateful to get such gift #anyway I'm really happy that I have those two now #my precious smol bean boys🥰🥰🥰 #my ramblings #personal

[fooligancity]

merlin bbc merlin kills people in the same way that people die all willy nilly in any medieval or cowboy western media like idk where the idea came from that he’s ruthless and willing to kill at the drop of a hat when the series continually shows him just wanting to use his magic to make flowers and shit. plus a large majority of the characters he does kill in the show are like in the midst of trying to kill him and his friends like it’s a bit of a kill or be killed situation

#also #his faults come from him being all too human. not like an eldritch horror terror or anything #he has somewhat lost his way through the series putting arthur above his freedom which does have questionable moral implications #which makes him very interesting #but he never really set out to kill anyone. he wouldve just killed mordred had that been the case #or left morgana to die after he pushed her down the stairs #nameless medieval randos that hes fighting really don’t count okay i’m sorry #the dark evil broodingification of characters is my enemy #so is woobification like we can’t overcorrect here #he’s not a smol bean defebseless can’t do anything for himself softboy either #people can interpret characters however that want. but i will be looking AWAY

[jesseweneedtocock]

rewatching the terror is good for my soul because it lets me remember i liked goodsir

#to me he has the gerri from succession issue which is i don’t watch for long enough and start to hate them based on fandom things i see #then i rewatch the show they’re from and i’m like Oh yeah they’re a bad bitch it’s just people on the internet are enjoying them wrong #insane to see people online say with their whole chests that he’s exempt from the imperialism because he’s really niceys #sad to report that analyses have been flawed and that this character is indeed a flawed human being and not a Smol Bean #the terror

[momspren]

The more I hear about Dracula daily the less I understand about it, or Dracula as a whole

#There's a polycule there's a blood transfusion that works but doesn't Lucy is a vampire who dies but is also married to her two boys #Van Helsing isn't Hugh Jackman he's Stephen Fry but he still wants to chop off heads I guess? #Dracula is a person but also a book and a book inside a book where the book is written but it isn't the book you're reading #Dracula is also a dog apparently and sails a lot maybe? He stalks them to England? Also a bat and dust and has 3 wives who hate him? #Jonathan stayed at his airbnb for several months and somehow isn't a vampire. Lucy didn't (??) and became a vampire and is now Dead Dead #Unsure who killed her. She seemed nice. There's themes and motifs and I feel like they change shape every Tuesday #Why did Lucy die if she was nice. Do no nice vampires exist. Did she want to die. Did Stephen Fry kill her. I may never know #The only thing I've really got is that every adaptation does both Mina and Lucy dirty and Dracula is not nearly as sexy as he thinks he is #And Jonathan started out as a smol bean and now he's a murder hobo. Not sure why. Maybe Dracula doesn't serve good food idk #Dracula daily #Dracula

[shinmiyovvi]

Some doodles for Primis Val before the events of Origins 💖 (And I'm so sorry for smol bean Val and teen Val, SHE DESERVES THE HAPPINESS GODDAMMIT 😭😭😭)

Here is the summary for each year throughout her life:

1893 - Val lost her parents after the raid that happened to their house. She was covered in blood for killing two raiders during the incident using a metal pipe (for a kid) as she was accused of killing her parents rather than blaming the raiders, thus earning the nickname "La Demonyo". She left the barrio and went to find a place to stay, only for her to be welcomed by a priest named Padre Francisco in an orphanage where she was raised as she met her three friends Alfonso de Guzman, Tulio Diaz, and Faye Rodriguez

1898 - During the Philippine Revolution, Val was quite a rebellious child as she grew hatred towards the Spaniards after the incident, she secretly joined the revolution with her friends Alfonso and Tulio and finally killed the Spanish priest who ordered the raiders to kill her parents.

1904 - Val was diagnosed with depression and PTSD, she began to keep her distance away from her friends, fellow orphans, nuns, and her father figure Padre Francisco as she tries to disappear by killing herself, but only scraped her neck and was rushed to the hospital afterward. She later took some medications and tries to open up with Padre Francisco and her childhood friends Alfonso, Tulio, and Faye until she fully recovers.

1916 - Years after leaving her home country, she worked in the U.S. as a nurse until she joined the U.S. Army Nurse Corps during WW1. After the war, she went back to the Philippines for a couple of months before going to Northern France on October 21, 1917.

#call of duty zombies #cod zombies #cod zombies oc #codz #valena villanueva #primis val #fanart #original character #smol bean Val don't cry #babygirl went through a lot #my heart 😭😭😭 #don't worry #a certain big #strong #and gentle Russian man will enter your life and he will help you heal from your past #And you will return the favor to him as an act of gratitude #Also I should really draw Alfonso Tulio Faye and also Agatha which is Ultimis Val's little sister and her childhood friend Marcel

[maxymylli0n]

I saw this on tiktok and went, "So?"

Don't get me wrong, she's right on the money. But that's the thing, that's the attraction. The whole reason Quinn is so appealing is because he is the guy you randomly meet at a pub where you have flirty banter but never go home with and then you think about sometimes. It's his natural charm and wit that gets you. He's just another british lad you meet on a night out. He's not a famous person, he's a person who got famous. The plus here is that man's eyes are a whole ass universe.

#thoughts #you can disagree but no he is not a smol bean #i dont really know how he is in real life and i dont need to perceive him #he is a grown ass man and ill leave it at that #joseph quinn #eddie munson

[jellyjam]

i do not like the fanon characterization of pavitr.

#like i always see him potrayed as a ''uwu smol bean'' type of character but like i really don't get that vibe from him from the movie???? #if anything he's kinda cocky #i promise you he can say fuck #also making him out to be dumb as if he didn't literally say he doesn't even have to try in school because he's a top student? #idk im not even that into spiderverse but it always annoys me how fandoms butcher charcters and reduce them to one thing that isn't even tru

[ireallylovecats]

#and this is Cody #whatcha doin Cody #he was half sitting on my mom’s lap but his front legs were standing up #and his toes were doing this #why? who knows #and now it’s my lockscreen background #cat #cute cats #pet cat #toe beans #smol #my cat #kitten #I love cats #I really love cats #his paws are normal usually idk what was going on here #he didn’t even notice

[onlyzhuyilong]

#he is a certified smol bean™️ #zhu yilong #朱一龙 #朱一龍 #주일룡 #please stand by for the queue #that colour really suits him and his hair is still long :3

[iamonlybutaneel]

But Kakashi

Yeah

How the fandom treats him like a God and the best character there is was really the pushing force. I could no longer enjoy my favourite character without being unable to critique the way he did things without back lash being like oh but hes the strongest character uwu

In the DA fandom I'm like Leliana has flaws but she's still my favourite and ppl, most of the time, are like hell yeah brother. (Different story abt Loghain or Alistair tho :/)

#i also really really hate how some ppl are fully obsessed w him being trans #im treading hot water saying that but it felt like ppl were bejng like uwu omg hes a smol bean such a handsome smol bean owo #obvi theres ppl who didnt- my friends certainly dont #but my fuck #say one bad thing avout the man and youre under fire #i got attacked by someone by saying loghain was a bad man who deserved the fate of death #also not every characyer needs to be lgbt and the naruto fandom seems to think they do #so

[ffsg0jo]

@avid-idiot

nessa × atsumu - the cement to his pavement <3

"love ya with all of ma ass <33 i would say heart, but ma ass bigger 🤑" ~ atsumu

#🌻.lija hits 300 <33 #🌻.beloved moot<33 #🌻.avid-idiot #i knew you were beautiful when interacting with you and you confirmed it when i saw your pictures #genuinely you have the most adorable and precious nose i have seen #it looks so smol and buttony and boopable and i love it so so much #its just the epitome of precious #and girlie i LOVE your natural hair !! it looks so healthy and i know for a fact it smells good #you can just tell when someone smells nice and thats you #you defo smell really homey and familiar #idk you just give really sweet and comfortable vibes #ALSOO YOU BROTHERR OMGGG HES THE MOST ADORABLE BEAN IN THE WORLD OMGGG GIVING ME BEBE FEVER #I COULD GENUINELY CRY BECAUSE OF HOW CUTE HIS OMLLL HES SO ADORABLE #ive always wanted a younger sibling you know #hes so precious and i wish both him and you the very best in lofe #life** #you both deserve it so so much #what an absolute cutie #im talking about both you and your baby bro btw #youre both cuties !! #your parents must be so proud of you both

[stimmingandstruggling]

thinking yet again about how well written shin tsukimi is <3

#like if you don’t like him that is extremely understandable #because he is a very well written morally gray character!!!! #he is not MEANT to be your uwu smol bean #and i really hate when people interpret him as such #NO he is MESSY and SCARED and DESPERATE and he is NOT A GOOD PERSON #and his is my favorite <3 #some day i will write an entire character study on him #yttd #your turn to die #shin tsukimi

[jelsah27]

Headcannon

MC could become House-warden in every dorm (except Pomefiore because Vil is too beautiful and all that lovely poison) but just doesn't

I mean come on MC fought Overblots with no power whatsoever and lived to tell the tale. anyway how i think they would go

Heartslabyul: Riddle's ultimate "scary move" has no affect on our plain human MC. could literally just get him angry enough to distract him then tackle the smol bean

Savanaclaw: Just offer Leona to take the responsibilities of Dorm Leader but he still gets to control all the dorm sports. (Also must offer lap nap privileges)

Octanvinelle: MC waits till Floyd's in a mood and offers to get Jade new terrariums. MC's outsmarted Azul before and can do it again, the eels are the wildcards.

Scarabia: Kalim could probably be convinced of anything, bless his heart. The trouble is making sure to keep Jamil as vice warden and take some of his workload please this overworked boy-

Ignihyde: Idia, if challenged might fight for it and give MC some trouble, he's got a competitive streak after all. But the moment its presented as a way for him to get out of socializing he 200% will pronounce MC Dorm leader and run away at Mach 3. (It won't hurt to offer playtime with Grimm too)

Diasomnia: Now my dear sweet Malleus. If he thought his friend really wanted it would hand the title over 100%. The real fight would be Sebek and having to deal with his screeching. Prepare Malleus merch to win him over, the more the better

#twst mc #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland x reader #disney twst #twst shitpost #disney twisted wonderland #twst meme #scarabia #twst diasomnia #octanivelle #ignihyde #savanaclaw #twst heartslabyul #twst headcanons

[cowboylikejesper]

trying to characterize wylan as a “mini kaz” in combatting his infantilization is STILL mischaracterizing him. like yes, he ISN’T a weak “uwu smol bean” but he also isn’t some ruthless criminal. he never particularly WANTED to be part of barrel life and he never intended on staying. he found himself there out of necessity. what i absolutely love about his character is that he shows his strength without needing to be ruthless or violent, because strength can be shown in so many different ways. yes, he isn’t some weak baby and he also isn’t some ruthless, violent criminal. he’s neither of those and THAT is what’s so important about his character. and it really bothers me when people can’t even acknowledge the depth of that.

#i saw a tiktok about this and i just wanted to talk about it as well #wylan IS a badass. #but you don’t NEED to be violent to be one. #and that’s what i love so much about wylan #six of crows #soc #crooked kingdom #ck #shadow and bone #s&b #wylan van eck #leigh bardugo

[andyeddieeee]

What Your Favorite Band of Brothers character says about you (revamped and based on personal experiences)

Winters- You’re either a pretty level headed person or your life is in complete shambles and you find comfort in characters that know how to handle stress.

Nixon- You love a good self destructive character and more than likely see yourself in them. Also, how is your undiagnosed mental illness treating u lately?

Lipton- You just want to be held and cared for so bad it’s not even funny anymore.

Speirs- You most DEFINITELY read wattpad stories as a kid. The mafia kind. You’re also unnecessarily horny on the internet and probably say he’s “Lana-coded.”

Roe- You love a good tragic and tortured character, I’ll give you that. You also listen to boygenius and love religious imagery.

Babe- I’m gonna take a wild guess and say you’re on some type of lgbt or autism spectrum.

Liebgott- You have a really weird self-confidence complex and read a LOT of enemies to lovers. I’m lowkey scared of you even though you’ve probably never hit anyone in your life.

Webster- You’re an artist at heart and view the world in a way that might set you apart from your peers. You can never and will never tell if that’s a good or a bad thing. Also you call grown men “babygirl.”

Guarnere- You have TERRIBLE taste in men and can never tell the difference between being mean or flirting.

Toye- Ditto ^ but also may I add you probably have a thing for people in uniform.

Buck- You are a very simple person. You like everything to just be kind of normal and calm all of the time. Sometimes you dip your toes in the water, but it’s more of a once a year kind of thing. Your favorite superhero as a kid was Captain America.

Luz- You are just cool. Very Ferris Beuller, Bill and Ted, Matthew Lillard kind of cool. You’re also probably transmasc or into guys to some degree.

Shifty- You’re either one of those “omg smol bean” people or you just love a good ray of sunshine kind of character. Your favorite pony as a kid was probably Fluttershy.

Malarkey- I’m so deeply upset just looking into your eyes dawg you need to take a nap and book a therapy session. Not a single one of you guys is completely and totally stable.

Renee- You so desperately wanted this show to pass the bechdel test and wished more women were included in the production. You’re also into women.

Perconte- You’re either really cool or you’re really annoying. No inbetween.

Bull- You really liked the SNL “Big Boy” skit with SZA

Muck- You want to be the funny friend so bad and you’re still not sure if you’ve earned that title yet. Mad respect though bc I know ur ass has seen supernatural in full. More than once.

Welsh, Penkala, Spina, Talbert, Grant, Martin, Penkala, Hoobler, Skinny- Either you’re lying to be different or you genuinely love a good underrated background character.

Blithe- Mm you’re lying lol

Sobel- Hey, girl! What the fuck!

#if I’m wrong abt ur fav I sincerely apologize but I’m just telling it how I see it #band of brothers #hbo war #hbo war fandom #band of brothers fandom #joseph liebgott #david webster #richard winters #dick winters #lewis nixon #carwood lipton #ronald speirs #doc roe #eugene roe #babe heffron #bill guarnere #joe toye #bull randleman #buck compton #george luz #frank perconte #shifty powers #donald malarkey #renee lemaire #skip muck #floyd tab tablert #floyd talbert