#he is Worse

[time-woods]

simon doodle in honor of fionna and cake dropping, sad old men gotta b my favorite species tbh

#adventure time #fionna and cake #simon petrikov #hes gonna lose his goddamn marbles again #his mental issues did NOT get fixed at the end of the series- simply swapped out for a different flavor #and its somewhat worse- cause now he can think clearly which comes with some good and bad followups #hashtag get this man therapy #fionna and cake spoilers

[theoldkyokodied]

The Allegiance of the Ascended Vampire and the New God of Magic

#bloodweave #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #gale x astarion #astarion x gale #gale dekarios #astarion ancunin #yes this is about astarion helping gale defeat mystra and take her place with the crown in exchange for gale helping him with the ritual #the ‘they can make each other worse’ part of their relationship turned to the max #I enjoy them being reluctantly soft for each other more but from time to time I just think about how powerful they could get together #toxic evil boyfriends. take love and twist it up until it’s unrecognisable #I like to think that astarion approached gale with that offer after realising no one else in camp is gonna help him #and that he can use gales own hunger for power which backfired when astarion actually became emotionally invested in gale #and after gale kept his word despite everyone’s concerns astarion changed his plan from not fullfilling his end of the bargain to actually #helping gale kill mystra (mostly so that gale could belong to him and him alone. and letting him take the place as a god bc having a god #at you beck and call is definitely appealing. especially one as eager to please as gale) #anyway what I want to say with this is please please please let me kill mystra i don’t even care if the weave gets destroyed again

[feelingtheaster99]

It is completely in character for Percy to say he has some dumb questions, then ask incredibly valid questions that no one has brought up till now

#this poor boy #he shall get used to no one telling him Jack shit #especially the gods #seriously the entire series is full of people hiding things from him or not telling him the full truth #or simply not saying anything to him at all #or even worse gaslighting the heck out of him #Percy is not dumb #though it is very of-Annabeth to say she’s gonna make fun of him for dumb questions #Percy Jackson #Annabeth chase #grover underwood #pjo #pjotv #pjo spoilers #pjo tv adaptation #pjo tv spoilers #pjo tv #pjo tv series #pjo tv show #pjo series #i plunge to my death #I plunge to my death spoilers #live reaction

[yuri-is-online]

"Quincy walked so Bandit Kieth could run."

- my fucking friend completely unprompted

#yuri reads #dracula #he decided to read dracula along with me since we both work boring jobs where audio books really help speed things along #i am so sorry to all the dracula people for seeing your posts and thinking surely the cowboy can't be that bad #and to be fair he is not #he is worse #and i think i am a little in love w him for it

[soyochii]

Grown adults but also Highschool bullies fr

#jjk #gojo satoru #satosugu #geto suguru #my art #artists on tumblr #jujutsu kaisen #They call you gay then go home and make out #They are the highschool bullies that are doing so much worse after highschool asdfghj #Screaming into a void #I've been begging all of my friends to watch jjk knowing it's the most heartbreaking story #gojo twirling getos hair just bc he can #I need to shut up #and go to bed.... help

[eyes-of-nine]

pls assume i'm thinking about this moment 24/7 all week every week

#ahsjgdh i love the young xianle quartet sm they're almost barely not traumatized...kinda #they're very silly especially in retrospect #aaa i do also really want to draw young xie lian and mu qing but the idea of rendering that much gold detailing sounds like hell ywy #i'll do it but christ alive #my art #fanart #tgcf #tgcf fanart #tgcf spoilers #technically #also i haven't read past book 3 for now ywy #tian guan ci fu #heaven official's blessing #feng xin #hua cheng #...he gets one tag bc i'm not keeping track of all the aliases #every time i draw hc his hair gets worse and worse #my man has not seen a hairbrush in the past 800 or so years of his existence

[potatoescanbesadtoo]

my alive gay goth son????

#tma fanart #tma #the magnus archives #tmagp #tmagp fanart #gerard keay #gerry keay #tmagp gerry #HES SO ALIVE AND HAPPY I AM STILL EMOTIONAL #he got an even worse hairdye job... i think... #the magnus protocol

[bastart13]

Hazbin Hotel is a mess, pacing-wise, but I missed a good animated musical with just the Worst People so here are some of my Worsties :D

#hazbin hotel #sir pentious #rosie #velvette #valentino #carmilla carmine #sketches #i need to draw them together but the vees are a polycule who make each other's lives worse #alastor being aroace instantly makes him so much funnier #he's great #and charlie is a sweetie #i am struggling with the earless/noseless style #i just cave and add them

[frownyalfred]

“oh I’m 100% human” says the Batkid who’s been inoculated against 76 different kinds of Scarecrow’s fear toxin, has built up immunity to almost anything Poison Ivy has created, routinely goes diving into the Gotham harbor on patrol, has been blessed/cursed by a variety of deities (depending on the kid), frequently picks up random/temporary powers from various missions, and operates at beyond peak human capabilities in combat, athleticism, and intelligence.

#Bruce is even worse #he says he’s human #but he’s been cursed and blessed so many times #and does things through sheer willpower #like that training routine ain’t human bro #sorry to tell you that #the whole batfamily prides themselves on being (mostly) human #and it’s barely true #it’s true of technicality #bruce wayne #batman #dc #batfamily #thoughts

[iverna]

trust him, he's a professional

#he's had far worse plans #and they worked too #don't have to be a genius when your opponent is an idiot #star wars crack #obi-wan kenobi #han solo #sorry anakin but it's true #you are a dumbass #going to the dark side did not help with that

[sergle]

I don’t know if there really is any science behind workout routines separated by sex, but even if there is benefit to doing exercise “for women” i don’t give a shit. and i will intentionally seek out guides made For Men. because by and large, this is how the different video thumbnails shake out

#especially when you are explicitly looking at strength training but the focal point of the thumbnail is still thinness #and the girl always in something of this type of pose. #if there's a dude in the thumbnail w his shirt off also he's facing the camera directly and looking Bulky as fuck #so even that doesn't compare At All #but half the time it is literally a guy just talking. in the thumbnail. #anyway if you want to be strong as a Wamen you need to wear tight little yoga shorts first #sergle.txt #i'm not trying to get sexy i'm trying to get strong. killing you killing you killing you #I realize that fitness IN GENERAL is very Thinness and Attractiveness-centric but it's worse if you type 'for women'

[bluegiragi]

diplomacy.

early access + nsfw on patreon

#i know it's not the time but simon is truly at his prettiest when he's bloodied and beaten to hell #dont worry. this is not the end of it. it gets worse #heart emoji #this flashback is gonna take a while but i promise the payoff is worth it #simon ghost riley #manuel roba #cod mw2 #monster 141 au #giragi art

[loumands]

I feel like many people have a fundamental misconception of what unreliable narrator means. It's simply a narrative vehicle not a character flaw or a sign that the character is a bad person. There are also many different types of unreliable narrators in fiction. Being an unreliable narrator doesn't necessarily mean that the character is 'wrong', it definitely doesn't mean that they're wrong about everything even if some aspects in their story are inaccurate, and only some unreliable narrators actively and consciously lie. Stories that have unreliable narrators also tend to deal with perception and memory and they often don't even have one objective truth, just different versions. It reflects real life where we know human memory is highly unreliable and vague and people can interpret same events very differently

#the way some people (usually lestat fans lol) talk about louis being an unreliable narrator has frustrated me #i still insist louis' unreliableness is mostly subtle (passing quickly over things he doesn't want to think about #presenting things that factually happened in a way he can build a story that makes sense to him #not knowing what lestat is thinking and feeling so interpreting him differently than lestat himself probably would) #rather than he's telling something that didn't really happen or is under armand's mind control or something #like for example i think it's been made very clear all the abuse really happened they're not gonna suddenly pull the rug from under it #if anything i feel lestat is going to turn out to be even worse than louis perceived him when we hear people who are not in love w him lol #keanu.txt

[dimensionzero]

now that he's managed to dodge all his canon event trauma I think pavitr should get a running joke where he's just immune to spider-man luck

#like the spot throws him through a portal during a fight and he just so happens to land in a laundry basket full of blankets or something #and then peter b gets thrown through the same portal and goes flying past to crash-land directly into a dumpster #thats the energy im looking for #across the spiderverse #across the spiderverse spoilers #pavitr prabhakar #after some horrific shit: 'well... at least its not raining!' pavitr says. everyone eyes the sky in apprehension. it stays clear. #'yeah' miles says cautiously. 'i guess this couldnt get any worse.' #it immediately starts to rain

[batbabydamian]

a future Stephanie and Damian!

Batgirl (2009) #7 lol

lil future design inspos: Future State Steph design by Dan Mora, and Damian’s painted nails panel from Batman Beyond (2016) #45

#stephanie brown #damian wayne #bad cop worse cop #Damian still wears oversized sweaters bc he’s used to being small #batbabyart

[boylikeanangel]

thee literal funniest thing in season 2 is the implication that crowley didnt realise he was romantically involved with aziraphale until that conversation with nina. we all thought he'd been playing the long game waiting for aziraphale to catch up we all thought no way is he not aware of what's going on between them that's been our collective understanding of crowley's motivations for years now but no apparently he just walked on hallowed ground and ran into a burning building and tried drinking himself to death and stopped time and fought literal actual satan himself risking total annihilation for aziraphale because that's what best friends do. platonically. apparently

#this is worse than stede not realising he was in love with ed. #good omens #ineffable husbands