#he even fucking Barks

[glambots]

Just feeling some Y/N being the only one who can get Shattered Monty to be able to calm down outta his feral state

All I can imagine is Monty just tiredly crawling into an open Y/N's arms and letting out a sigh like a really tired dog finally taking a break after a long, exhausting day. Man just wants to rest. Please for the love of Fazbear, let the man rest.

#ask #taking your broken ass boyfriend on walkies for daily stimulation #man would literally wag his tail if he had one every time he saw you #you need a 'beware of dog' sign for this man #montgomery gator #monty gator #fnaf monty #monty x reader #montgomery gator x reader #x reader #sfw #silly #fluff #hurt/comfort #light angst #i'm sorry he is so Buppy to me in the ruin dlc #he even fucking Barks #anonymous

[luckyjorabbit]

zoro comics.......... comics about..... zoro.......

#zoro's gothification..... I feel so personally targeted gahaha. the pink and green goth bitches aughhhhhh.... death. #HES CUTE ITS... UNDENIABLE..... I was a fool </3 #I feel the exact same way abt ZxS too I was like pft whyd I even ship them before so overrated but then; End of thriller bark came for me #It wAS SO GOOD AAAUGhhhh what the FUCK! I was fangirling so hard </3 He got me... Oda got me... #Comic #Personal #One Piece #Roronoa Zoro

[danahart]

somebody tell that bitch sebastian vettel that i fucking love him

#sebastian vettel #sv5 #f1 shitpost #formula one #if he tells me to bark i’ll ask him in what kind of breed #screaming crying wailing #i miss him sm and i didn’t even start watching f1 til this year #and beekeeper seb??? 🫠 #fucking done for #f1 memes #also rate my tumblr header LMFAO

[watatsumiis]

fuck it (bead-ifies your rex lapis)

AKA

'what too much osmanthus wine and not enough mora does to a mf'

#HES LITERALLY SO PATHETIC AND SILLY DON EVEN LOOK AT ME #LOWKEY SO OBSESSED WITH HOW HE CAME OUT HKJDSFHKFD #I love making bead creatures #genshin #genshin impact #rex lapis #genshin rex lapis #genshin kandi #kandi #my art #general barks #happy flat fuck friday everyone

[skitskatdacat63]

2010 Bahrain Grand Prix - Fernando Alonso(cont.)

#god he looks so fucking good in these #BARK BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF #ferrari nando is truly a different breed... #<- but i cant even rly even say that bcs literally every single era he looks so fucking fine #its funny bcs i think rn he looks so god damn good with the bead but he also looks really good in these clean shaven????? #we stan a man who can serve a variety of looks #anyways having a big moment over these....he looks so good....... #also this made me feel a bit emo cause ive never watched him win live and i havent watched him win a race since April #so im like: THERES MY GUY THERES MY MAN THERES MY BOYYYYYYYYY LOOK AT HIM #f1 #formula 1 #fernando alonso #fa14 #2010 bahrain gp #we do a little bit of f1

[rat-rosemary]

Mmmmmmmm Dnn au where Sapnap and George are both selkies and they haven't told Dream but he knows, and he doesn't blame them for not telling him, he gets it, and they always keep their furs hidden until one day someone breaks into their home and steals their furs, and while the two of them are freaking out because this is literally the worst case scenario ever and what are they going to even tell Dream, Dream goes after the guys and just kills them

Except Dream fucked up and now he's freaking out because he got fucking blood on their coats! He can't give the coats back with blood in them, that would be so rude and gross and what if the blood sticks to it after it dries????

So Sapnap and George suddenly feel a new pair of hands touch their coats, different from the ones that had grabbed and thrown it around and hidden. No, these hands tremble slightly as they touch their furs and they feel so familiar and then there's the feeling of water which... is very weird? What the fuck is happening to their coats??

But yeah, Dream washes the blood off and them puts the coats in the drier on a low setting with a bunch of towels (which is a very very weird feeling to Sapnap and George) and he leaves the coats on their beds without them seeing and now they kinda smell like the laundry cleaner Dream uses and it drives George and Sapnap insane (/pos)

#dont come for me its way too early for me to be awake #just agsjavjsjemdkdk silly #at some point while Dream had the coats George and Sapnap stop freaking out about the coats being stolen #they just sit in the living room squinting at space trying to figure out what the fuck is even going on #while Dream frantically googles how to clean fun and tries not to cry because he cant make this very bad traumatic experience to his friend #worse by giving them their furs back with BLOOD in them #the dog barks #dream smp #dreamwastaken #sapnap #georgenotfound #dreamnotnap #dnn #dsmpshipping #dsmp au #dsmp shipping #the whole 'our furs now smell like you' thing rewires George's and Sapnap's mind #because eventually they figure that it had to be Dream who got them their furs back #which is... scary because that means that he knew all this time #but it also means he knew and never tried to use it against them #so they kinda just snap and start doing some dumb shit #such as wearing the furs that used to never leave their hiding spots around thr house #or trying to bait Dream into petting said furs so they can compare his touch to the shaking one and make sure its him #... and then baiting him into petting the fur again and again because his touch feels so nice on it #and then covering him with them when he falls asleep in the couch #they just #they need him to be their mate NOW

[uncanny-tranny]

I was always enraged at the way capitalism has devalued some of the most important labour in human history, but now I'm even more angry since I have started getting more into crafts.

So many people are alienated from the world to such an extent they don't realize how fucking important textiles and construction and art and culinary labour is, because its all ubiquitous under capitalism: it is all profit, and if it isn't profit, then it is worthless. People don't realize just how revolutionary all of the labour was, how important it is, and was, to our survival. And that enrages me.

#politics #anti capitalism #the reason you have people going 'would it be $20 if you knit me a sweater' is because of that alienation... #...because of the fact that they're not used to non-exploitation and the fact that textiles are fundamental to humanity... #...because capitalism has so alienated them from the world around them they don't understand what goes INTO textiles... #...they only know that sweaters cost $20 at walmart and that price is rational for them #and that isn't to say that they are at fault but that they are the result of capitalistic alienation and exploitation #like i'm sorry for posting so much about crafts and shit but it really makes me think more about all of this you know? #and it's just made me think that all of this is so much deeper #DOES THIS ALL MAKE SENSE.... #i feel like no-bark noonan right now the way i am raving and ranting #the hobbyist crafter to even stauncher anticapitalist pipeline has fucking yeeted me through #yes i'm aware of karl marx's theory of alienation and i'm saying he was onto something

[yabakuboi]

Eddie only just was able to get the barman's permission to perform this night, and glad he is for it, as his pockets have weighed lighter than ever before in his life. He'd be pleased to find pay in a tankard or loaf tonight, anything to fill his aching belly.

But he's lucky as the men and women here seem to be in high spirits. The land has long been in war since the king's death, rotten bastard he may have been. Eddie hadn't been sad to see him go, but the chaos that followed had ruined the smallfolk in consequence since their coward prince had fled the scene of his crime. The king had been cruel, but still he'd been their king, and the common people spit on the prince's name still, even when some new royal's been crowned and brought peace with him.

And that kind of ire is what feeds Eddie on nights like this.

"Kingslayer, kingslayer, little Prince Steven has run," he sings, bawdy and loud as the crowd of men around him sing along. "Run up the hills and past the sun, took our king Phillip and gutted him plain, our kingslayer Prince Steven, a coward more than a maid!"

They sing along with him, hooting and hollering all to the end of it, and pay him in copper coins and ale that Eddie takes happily, slurping it down as he rests by the fire.

It's then he sees the table in the corner, the cloaked figures surrounding it, and the woman glaring daggers at him. But more interesting than that is the most beautiful man Eddie's ever seen, smiling at him wearily, eyes bright and interested and a little sad. Eddie's got no fear of a quick tumble with dangerous men, so he takes his gittern and his ale and makes his way quickly to them.

"Fair night, weary travelers," Eddie crows as he wiggles himself between the woman and the beautiful man. "What brings you so far out from the capitol?"

The lot of them regard him with mixed interest, the older man not even looking up and a girl with firey hair treating him with a sign of boredom.

"What business is yours to know, bard?" she says, already turning her nose off to watch the rowdy tavern beyond their table.

"None at all," Eddie says, leaning into the man beside him, slinging an arm over his broad shoulder to feel the heat of him beneath his cloak. "I'm here to do nothing but entertain tonight, and I fear I've bored your table to tears! I do take requests you know, for the right coin."

This he says to the man under his arm, leaning in closer to get a good look at those pretty brown eyes in the dim light of the fire.

"We have no coin for you, sot," says the woman beside them, ire evident in her tone. "Be gone with you—"

"No coin, that's true," says Eddie's beautiful man. He smiles at Eddie now, pearly teeth and pretty lips, and Eddie would sing him any song for nothing more than to keep those eyes on him. "You'll have to forgive us, we're not good company I'm afraid."

"Richer company wouldn't be as sweet as yours, dove," Eddie tells him, watching the pink of his cheeks darken.

There's a gagging sound from across the table, and its then that Eddie realizes he's in the company of striplings. Two girls in men's clothes, both of them are young in the face and barely past their majorities. Yet still they are travel-worn, all five of them: the two girls, the woman and the dour man, and the beautiful budde under Eddie's arm.

Chuckling, he says to Eddie, "A wag you are, bard, with such empty words. Do you flirt so with all poor men you find?"

"None are poorer than me, sweeting, and none are more enchanting than you. It is payment enough just to look at you, and I would sing for an age and fill my empty stomach with just your smile, or your taste if you'd grant me—"

"Gods damned!" the woman Eddie's other side gusts. "I cannot hear another foul word." She stands then, and the two girls follow, one rolling her eyes and the other giggling quitely. The woman leans past Eddie and hisses into her companion's ear, "Be done with this fool swiftly, or I'll leave you to the wolves."

"You'd never," he says back to her, smiling at Eddie, face flushed pretty and dark even as he speaks.

"Hopper would never," she says tilting her head at the remaining dour man still sitting at the table, deep into his cups and paying no mind to any around them. "But I would sell you for tanner and a duck to the first bidder."

"I'm worth at least an ox," he tells her with a cocky grin, and Eddie might want more than just one tumble with this man. "Find a room and I'll find you when I please to."

She huffs and stomps off, the girls on her heels.

"So," Eddie breathes, leaning even further into this beautiful man, until his voice is a secretive whisper, just for the two of them to hear. "Tell me, sweeting, what shall I call you when I write songs of your beauty to sing across the land, until kings beg me to their courts to recount your grace, your smile and your laugh?"

This man, to Eddie's displeasure, seems to wilt, to grow weary once more, even as he smiles and leans close, his words scarcely a breath against the shell of Eddie's ear.

"If it pleases you, and I'm sure that it won't," he confesses. "You can call me Steven."

#steddie #steddie fic #i need more Arthurian/medieval/historical fantasy steddie #and this is just a lil scene that has been haunting me for a while #idk what to even do with it!!!! #just steve robin hopper el and max on the run after steve kills his dad and they accidentally pick up eddie along the way #dw the rest of the party too #just love the idea of eddie singing some mean as tavern song about kingslaying prince steve and prince steve being there and sighing #robin homophobic dog barking at him #eddie flipping out like 'i had no idea he was a fucking hottie idgaf WHO he killed he could kill me if he wanted esp between those thighs—' #and then robin hits him #anyways this is silly thank you for stopping by #shush mal #my fic #dribble drabble

[mcybree]

this scott 3l rewatch it so so strange. i was right with my original notes, their relationship does not read nearly as scary from the scott pov and im really wondering why this is. My first theory was that it was an editing style thing or a background music thing or maybe the specific scenes that are missing but now that I’m really thinking about it I Dont Know

#bree barks so fucking loud #Ignore me. Insanity #but yeah beyond the first episode or so this rewatch has been a lot more chill in terms of My Emotions #scott is typically off doing his own thing. I only get sad when I think about dialogue thats not even included in his pov #see: ‘that experience is too far away for me to get’ specifically #or the implications of what he’s saying sometimes… what im trying to say is i get why the fh maintag is so pissed abt whatever im doing #you have to think about it a bit to Get It i think. Bc if you just turn your brain off while watching scott 3l its chill #meanwhile in the jimmy pov you get the episode 1 martyn intervention bullshit making you think about it from the start. Does this make sens #deranged.fh.posting

[pinkmirth]

THIS WAS REALLY SATORU’S EPISODE!!! HE’S NEVER LOOKED SEXIER MY GOODNESS

#i audibly screamed thirty-two times #throughout the entire 20+ minutes i wanted to suck him off so bad #my goodness . . . he looked so good it was crazy #the way he handled hanami was brutal though 😭 ripping the bark thing outta their eye sockets likeee!? #my favorite episode by far! i think it’s the best one even throughout s1 & 2!!! #using today’s episode to cope with the shenanigans from yesterday . . . #୨୧ — mira yaps! #❥ — gojou! #i wanna stick my tongue down his fucking throat #— (jjk!) #jjk s2 #shibuya arc #❥ — rambles!

[jackals-ships]

"Long has the Stormcrown languished, with no worthy brow to sit upon. By our breath, we bestow it now to you, Dragonborn, in the name of Kyne, in the name of Shor, and in the name of Atmora of Old. You are Ysmir now, the Dragon of the North, hearken to it."

"The Nordic aspect of Talos. He withstood the power of the Greybeards' voices long enough to hear their prophecy. Later, many Nords could not look on him without seeing a dragon."

thinking about.....dragonborns with borrowed-stolen divinity..........

insert uses they/them

#jackals barks #okay 2 rb #ldb jackal is my lil guy i go 'hey wouldn't it be fucked up to put this guy in Situations. anyways heres Situations <3' #sometimes you are a lil dude with no job an a god thats Supposed to be fake throws you head first into a viddy game and you go ?????? WHAT- #and god goes lol. lmao even. anyways good luck w the dragons #and you go GOOD LUCK WITH WH- and then somehow you end up sleeping with god. sorta. hes sorta god. its a Thing #i want to do. even More shading and dramatic lighting but i can feel my Willpower for that leaving SO

[faggyangel]

can't stop thinking about characters who are dogs. like characters who bark and growl. who bite the hands that feed them and that get mean when they're nervous like bad dogs, who can't help gnawing at a good thing until it bleeds. characters who are loyal and possessive and protective but reckless and feral and rabid. characters who wanna sit at the feet of their owners and characters that can't stop losing. characters who are kicked like strays and put in cages. characters who are muzzled and loud and obedient and mean. characters who are just foaming at the mouth for love and attention, characters who are hungry and savage. characters who are just. dogs.

#this about so many people i cant even say all of them #like it can be anyone from jamie tartt in a very obedient he wants love and protection kind of good dog way to izzy hands who is a bad dog #he bites and barks and wants to be pinned and muzzled #to fuckingg idk will graham or jace herondale or simon snow or miss rebecca bunch she is such a dog she is so dog like at heart #or crowley even i feel like is a bit of a dog loyal and kicked and strayed #love this shit so goddamn much its crazy foaming at the mouth like a dog rn #does this shit even make sense i'm just fucking obsessed with that imagery #FUCK someone said roman roy YEAH #bad dog tag #annnnddd fucking jace herondale and alec and izzy lightwood theyre all dogs btw

[ruiberri]

Rui barking

(original video found on X, user @/Lix1740)

#rui kamishiro #what the fuck #he wasn’t even barking #project sekai #he was whimpering #that was not a bark

[sidetongue]

covered in mud

#sidewalk chalk #give me one #when i miss miller i play its nice to have a friend by taylor swift #and i know its probably a gay coded lil ditty #but god i miss her #and it was nice to have a friend #a friend who would dance with me when i was drunk #a friend who would walk stride for stride with me while everyone else took off ahead #a friend who would tuck her head into my neck and breathe a hot breath of content as she snuggled in close #man i miss her #i miss everything about her #the good the bad the embarrassing #the barking at the nieghbours #the innapropriate humping #the way she would scoot her front feet on cue in a way that i could NEVER even TRY to teach another dog #sometimes i look at sprig and man i love him #but sometimes #when he wimps around and pees submissively when i look at him funny #i hate that he will never be as fucking miller as miller was #harold #dogs

[darkwood-sleddog]

Bruh. A bear came up to our front door yet AGAIN and I knew immediately bc Sigurd now has a very distinct bear alert bark and it is. Uh. Primal? My dude just leapt from his spot on the landing and sprang into action. Guess I’m beginning to understand how a whole team of these can be used for polar bear deterrent.

#dogblr #alaskan malamute #dog #sigurd #bear #now taking tips of how to get this bigass male bear to stop coming to my front fucking door #bc I’m getting a bit concerned he’s going to try and escalate his behavior #I truly think Sigurd’s intimidation if even from inside #is the only thing keeping the bear from trying to tear into our house for the noms #nothing strikes fear into your heart more than the silent kinda winey dog #makes the biggest deepest bark ever

[shima-draws]

The fact that this won’t even be the LAST time Sanji gets horribly manipulated by another woman. I’m just 😔

#HE’S A SIMP and girls take advantage of that too often 😭 #AND THE FACT THAT he still forgives them anyway!! Even after putting him through hell!! #Listen say what you want about Sanji but there’s no denying that he’s. SUCH a good person #Too good of a person who is endlessly kind and caring and forgiving #Sanji gives and gives and gives and never takes. He’s so stupidly selfless sometimes it makes me want to cry #And people take advantage of that so often :’( #HE’S A GOOD BOY!!! He doesn’t deserve this #Shima speaks #One Piece #Sanji #Black Leg Sanji #He literally became my favorite (besides Luffy) for this exact reason #The fact that he’s so self sacrificing. The fact that he gives himself entirely to other people #And doesn’t expect anything in return #And has so little self worth I just. FUCKING hell dude. #His attempted sacrifice at Thriller Bark was a really big thing too #’They can always find another cook’ that was probably his thought process #BUT SANJI MY LOVE. THEY CAN NEVER FIND ANOTHER SANJI. ANOTHER YOU #If Sanji had taken Zoro’s place he WOULD have died. And that would have fucking torn Luffy APART #SLAMS MY HEAD INTO THE GROUND UGHHH SANJI. I LVOE YOU