#hancock romance fanfic

[willinglyghoulified]

Yoooo, it's ya girl, totally normal fanfic writer~

Books 0, 1, and 2 of my Fallout 4 fanfic have been uploaded to my AO3 account. My Dragon Age: Inquisition fanfic is also being transferred to AO3 if anyone is interested in that as well.

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#fallout #fallout 4 #dragon age inquisition #fanfiction #hancock romance #solas romance #fanfic #ao3 #wattpad

[xcinnacat]

🥀 pétalas do seu amor – por: sheera

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thank you so much for allowing me to use your art ♡

Em breve!!!

#dracule mihawk #mihawk #boa hancock #one piece #mihan #mihawk x boa hancock #fanfic #cover fanfic #design #edit #spirit fanfics #capa social spirit #romance

[late-nite-scholar]

Falloutober Day 5- Old Fashioned

Day 5! Started writing this one and Hawke and Hancock started getting horny on main. Found a place to end before it got too spicy. Maybe for another prompt I’ll go full out, but for now this is just some fun romance that leaves off before it goes that far. Prompts by @falloutober​.

Warnings- leadup to smut. It’s like a T rating, I guess?

Length- about 600 words

(I do love this red dress. It’s even better with the Mark V ballistic weave)

"Hey Hancock?" She peeked around the corner and grinned. 

He looked up from his spot stretched out on the couch and raised an eyebrow. Well, he would have if he actually still had eyebrows. Her hair was pulled back and he could see she was wearing an uncharacteristic amount of makeup.  "What're you doing, darlin'?" 

"I found something when I was out and about. Thought I'd show you." 

"Oh? Do show." 

"You want to see how I looked back before the war? How I looked when I went to work? All dolled up?" 

He grinned. "Don't keep me in suspense, darlin'." 

She strode out, exuding absolute confidence. In addition to the fierce, cat's eye makeup, her hair was pulled into a slick updo. Her heels clicked on the floor, walking expertly not only in them, but also the tight skirt of her suit. Hancock had no idea how she was pulling it off. 

She came and sat beside him, spine straight as an arrow. Her shirt was unbuttoned quite far down, and he could see both cleavage and something lacy hiding in the severe jacket. She laughed as he stared. 

"I would've worn the shirt buttoned up higher at work. But I thought you'd like this better." 

"Oh, baby, you know me so well. If this is what the old fashioned style was, then I think we're missing out in the here and now." 

"Old fashioned?" She teased. "Well I am, what…two hundred and twenty-nine years old? I'd say that qualifies." 

"Aw, shit. That wasn't supposed to come out like that. Sorry. You got my brain all mushy sitting there like that." 

She stood, taking two quick steps and sliding onto his lap. Placing a hand on his chest, she kissed his cheek. "Maybe we can think of some way you can make it up to me." 

"Yes, ma'am!" He agreed with enthusiasm, sliding his fingers down her side and squeezing her hip. "Though I kinda hate the idea of you taking all this off so quickly after you did all this work gettin' ready." 

"I could leave it on, if you want." 

"You keep talkin' like that and you're gonna make me feral," he growled, his hand slipping up the inside of her thigh. As it reached under her skirt, his fingers brushed against lace. He chuckled. "What’ve you got goin’ under here?”

Her eyes went big and faux-innocent. "Do you like it?" 

"Oh, darlin', you know I do. But how bout you show me so I can be sure?" 

With a giggle, she stood, her hands sliding over his shoulders as he sat forward. He eased the skirt up over her hips. No easy thing when it clung so tightly. But it was well worth it for the sight of lace panties and garter belt beneath. 

He took in a sharp breath. "Fuck, darlin'... That's about the best thing I've ever seen. You're too good to me." 

"Hmmm, only the best for you, even if you did call me old.” She pouted in mock offense, plucking the hat off his head and putting it on her own. 

“You're just feeling all kinds of naughty, aren't ya?" As she leaned down to kiss him, he took hold of her ass with both hands, relishing the feel of her soft skin. She responded by sinking back down, straddling his lap. 

“Maybe a little. Why? Did you have plans this afternoon?”

 “Well, I do now.” He pulled her closer, kissing her neck and down toward her cleavage. “Gotta take care of my girl. By the time I’m done, everybody in Sanctuary Hills is gonna know I do you right.”

“That a promise?”

“Sure is, darlin’.”    

#falloutober2022 #falloutober #fallout 4 #sole survivor #sole survivor of vault 111 #hancock #john hancock #sole x hancock #romance #sweet and sexy #dressing up #writing prompts #fallout 4 fanfic

[illuminatemyskies]

Spent 12 fucking hours on this. It was supposed to be a sketch, man.

Anyway, everybody say hi, Jo. She fucks ghouls.

This is the fanfic she’s from: Spare Me | John Hancock x FSS

#read my fic too if ya like monster fuckin #mostly monster romance and monster angst #i literally just this moment fucking realized i forgot the coat behind her legs #so uhm if u say anything ill find ur home address #nic withdrawals fueled this #blorbo from my fanfic #mayoral consort lmao #fo4 #john hancock #ghoul chaser

[magnetic-rose]

sorry but monsterfucking has always been a big part of the fallout fandom with charon and hancock having the most romance fanfics written about them in fallout 3 and 4 respectively soooo... if you wanna make snide lil comments about how the ghoul/lucy is gross and you're already starting to harass people who ship them then maybe this fandom just isn't for you. :)

#fallout #lucy maclean #cooper howard #i'm not saying you have to ship them you can do whatever you want #but if you wanna go around saying that people who ship them are disgusting then this isn't the fandom for you sorry #there's a million other franchises that don't have monsterfucking that you can enjoy instead

[slocumjoe]

I'm writing fo4 fanfic and I don't remember what nicknames the companions call you. Do you remember any of them? I know Piper calls you Blue.

Your best bet is to pour over the wiki dialogue page and find the actual, in-text answers. I know of romantic pet names, like sunshine from Hancock, and babe from Preston, but as for anything else...no idea.

Danse calls you soldier either way, as Piper does with Blue, Codsworth calls f!sole Mum, but m!sole is just Sir or Mister. Curie has Madam or Monsieur(however the fuck its spelled), and calls a romanced sole my love and, presumably, French terms of endearment like. Mon Amie? Mon cher? Mon amor? I don't know French that well.

I think Nick uses partner? Gage uses Boss, obviously.

Pretty sure thats the extent of pet names.

If that doesn't appease you, again, I recommend just trying the wiki. There might be one or two things I've forgotten. I'm pretty sure Curie uses the most, but Piper has the most note-worthy pet name with Blue.

#asks

[daintybrute]

A little break in my Stardew content - I've been watching the Fallout show and I'm LOVING It. It makes me want to dump yet another 300 hours into one of the games. Instead I roughly sketched Gob - the first ghoul I ever encountered in the games.

Ya'll remember Gob? Well, with this sketch of Gob, the floodgates opened. I discovered I have a love for poorly sketching ghouls?? It's so fun, I don't know why!!

And of course I drew Hancock, who is indeed my favorite ghoul character. Though there are many good ones, his story is interesting, his one liners are amazing and he was my longest companion in all the games.

Though I never romanced him, I actually wrote a fanfic about Hancock falling in love with the Sole Survivor. Not only it is the most Tina Belcher thing I've ever written, it's also the only reader-insert, as well as the only thing I've ever written in second person POV. I had a lot of fun with it! You can check out the fic here if you so desire:

Do you have a favorite ghoul character? Should I make a Stardew-Fallout crossover?? omg.

#fallout #fallout fanart #fallout ghoul #fallout art #gob fo3 #fallout new vegas #fallout 4 #fallout 3 #fo3 #hancock fo4 #hancock fallout

[periprose]

sorry no john hancock is gay and not for u straight girlies.

uhhh it's been a while since i've looked into him but can't the sole survivor romance him regardless of gender??

Anyways it's just fanfic anon, if you prefer to headcanon him as gay/bi that's fine but it doesn't mean I have to subscribe to that lol. Just don't read my stuff then

#fallout 4 #fallout #john hancock #ask #anon

[wingedcat13]

Either way it’s going to be a fem sole survivor and probably snippets from various points in the game. The Polycule would involve Hancock and probably also Valentine, Danse, Macready, Piper, and potentially cameos from others.

#this may be a short lived fascination so we’re feeding it while it’s here #like a stray cat #I am not an expert in fallout lore I’m just currently enjoying it #poll

[willinglyghoulified]

Just a cute tidbit from my fanfiction, Bombs on Monday Morning (Book 1 of my Fallout 4 fanfiction series) that I really enjoyed.

The door led out to a balcony of sorts. It was raining, but at least it was daylight; this would make traveling easier. At the top of this building, we had a perfect view of the Commonwealth in all its devastation. Somehow, it was still beautiful.

“Well, now, ain’t this a rare treat,” Hancock said with his hands on his hips and smiling out at the view. He took a deep breath through the hole that would be his nose and sighed. “Just smell that Commonwealth rain. It’s the simple pleasures in life.”

The wind whipped at my face and chilled me to the bone.

Hancock lit a cigarette and sat down on the ledge. “Seriously, though. There was somethin’ off about that Courser. Had to be.”

“Yeah. I don’t want to think about it right now. I’ll start getting... paranoid.”

“Well, we still gotta figure out a way to get that chip decoded. Wanna see if Amari can help?”

“Yeah. We’ll head out in a bit. I don’t want Jenny to feel like we’re hovering. Besides, I kind of like the view.”

He turned and raised an eyebrow at me. “What part of the view.”

I laughed. “Don’t make me push you off the ledge.”

He chuckled back at me. “Ya know, I feel like we’ve been seein’ eye to eye. Makes me ask the question: you ready to learn about chems?”

“And miss out on all this view due to being stoned out of my mind? No thanks.”

“It’s not gonna dull your senses, Gwen. It’s gonna enhance them. Trust me.” He flicked his cigarette off the ledge, not even half smoked. “Here, I’ll do it with ya.”

I huffed at sat down next to him. “Okay, what am I doing?” I asked with no enthusiasm.

“We’re gonna start you off with something nice and easy. but something that’s gonna make this view look ten times better.” He went through his pockets until he found an inhaler. “Jet.”

To show me how it worked, he pressed the little inhaler’s button down and breathed in deeply. Oddly enough, his speech became slightly faster than before as he told me it was my turn to try.

At first, I didn’t want to chance it. But I reminded myself that I trusted him, and he was sort of an expert on this like this. What was I afraid of? I took the inhaler from him, and, swallowing my fear, breathed in my own hit of Jet.

Everything slowly sharpened in contrast. Time seemed to move at a crawl. I looked out at the view, and everything seemed so serene, like a still painting. I could almost see the prismatic colors of the rainbow in the rays of sunlight peeking through the parting clouds. Each drop of rain fell so slowly in front of my face and looked clear as crystal.

“Who-o-oa-a-a,” I said, and my voice was slow and deep. Then I giggled what sound like the most masculine giggle I’ve ever made, and I laughed even more.

Hancock laughed with me, “You-u-u’re ge-e-etti-i-in’ i-i-it, no-o-ow-w-w.”

I could enjoy the view for a few more seconds before it wore off. It didn’t last as long as I thought it would.

“How was that for a first time?” he asked, his voice seemingly back to normal along with everything else.

“Yeah... That wasn’t so bad.” I shot him a sheepish grin.

“Told ya.”

I shivered in the rain. As I was about to get up and get back into my Power Armor, Hancock draped his coat over my shoulders. I shot him a surprised look. My expression must have been a sight because he laughed at me. I looked back out at the view, heat rising in my cheeks and ears.

I side-eyed him with the intention of saying something but stopped short.

He was gazing at me with glassy, black eyes — the kind of eyes that demanded full attention.

I smiled and muttered, “Thanks...”

“No problem.”

Without permission, without warning, I scooted closer to him so I could lean my head on his shoulder. He was incredibly warm. “Naturally hot-blooded,” as he had called it.

At first, his body stiffened as I gently leaned on him. After a moment or two, he relaxed. And he put his arm around me. And he laid his head on mine.

What am I doing? I asked myself, but the only answer I could give myself was that I was doing what felt natural. Hancock was warm, comforting, and inviting. He kept my mind at ease.

We sat like that for a while longer, and for a while longer, I allowed myself to stay calm and relaxed before I had to continue the journey to find my son.

#fallout #fallout 4 #john hancock #hancock #sole survivor #oc #fanfiction #fanfic #romance #fluff #cute #chems

[whereistheonepiece]

Okay, time to talk about my One Piece ships and why I ship them while I wait on my laundry.

Not in any particular order.

Zosan- The Zosan seed sprouted in Arlong Park. Zoro grinned when he saw Sanji kick someone through the wall. Then that Chopper King of Beasts movie happened and they hyped each other up behind each other's backs and I was like, "Boyfriends!" I also like argumentative assholes who respect each other and become soft for each other.

Lawbin- Started as a whim. Started out as a stray thought that often happens when I like two characters I also happen to think are hot. But then an anon saw my stray musings and was like "Yes, join us!" And then I entered ship hell because I became obsessed with them and had no one to talk to about them. And the ideas were a little sad. And then I wrote a fic to figure out how they might work out in canon and I was like "God, these two make so much sense."

Buggyshanks (I don't like their official ship name sry)- One specific piece of fanart and they clicked in my head.

Usolu- They were a side pairing in a Zosan fanfic. It just made sense.

Usona- Same as Usolu.

Lusona (Luffy/Usopp/Nami)- Usopp has two hands.

Chakapell- I liked their dynamic. I liked coming up with headcanons for what their romance would look like. They're mature adults (not mature as in a euphemism for old, but mature as in fully mentally and emotionally developed) and sometimes one wants a mature romance.

Frobin- Everyone ships Frobin. I think I saw fanart and was like, "Well, yes." So they weren't a ship that jumped out at me while watching Enies Lobby, but some of my fav ships didn't jump out at me immediately.

Namivivi- They're cute. Why else does anyone else ship them?

Cavenlaw- Cavendish was very gallant with Law when Law was in need. I like seeing someone be so princely with our emo prince.

Cavenlawbin- Law has two hands. Robin has more than two hands. Robin can clone herself, actually. I'm just really attracted to these three characters and already ship 2/3 dynamics of it. Actually Cavendish/Robin is lurking in the back of my mind. Waiting to get me.

Other dynamics I like but I'm not unwell for or just really emotionally invested in:

Buggy/Galdino- They are friends with benefits.

Buggy/Alvida- Dumb man + mean lady who isn't as smart as she thinks she is. Failcouple energy. I think it was a fic that fully converted me.

Hanvida (Hancock/Alvida)- Good art. Good fics. Disappointed there isn't more fic.

Smohina (Smoker/Hina)- Smoker is a gruff, no-nonsense man who lets her call him "Smoker-kun." They have history. They're hot. Yes.

Viola/Robin aka Violin- Sexy. Hell, let's throw Law in there.

Buggycule aka Cross Guild + Shanks- Centered around Buggy. CG is funny but I like the idea of two hardened assholes like Croc and Mihawk catching feelings for the poor little meow meow that is Buggy. Plus Shanks has to be there. Buggy and his three weed smoking girlfriends.

Corabug- Cute fanart. Cora-san would be good for Buggy.

I think that covers it. You'll also see me reblog ships that didn't make it on here because I like nice fanart.

#my ships

[baddieladdie]

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Fallout:

Fallout companions can resemble and embody S.P.E.C.I.A.L traits Prompt: Companions react to Sole/Courier being woken up by a nightmare Prompt: Fallout companions patching you up Prompt: How do M! Companions react when they spurred a stronger/longer orgasm than usual from Sole FO4 Companions React to Sole's Chem Addiction Nick Valentine x f! Sole Survivor Lover's High - Sole Survivor x John Hancock Part I Pick a Ghoul Friend - ***Winner: Hancock (Fallout 4)*** Romancing Hancock - headcannon Threesome Rail - Part I My Knight - Part I NSFW: Charon [ao3 exclusive]

Mass Effect:

Valentine's on the Normandy Prompt: How do romanced Normandy Crew react to Shepard asking if they can feel their face Prompt: Normandy crew reaction to horny Shepard

Red Dead Redemption 2:

Charthur Fanfic Who silence is for - Oh, Uncle! [a Charthur Fanfic, Part I]

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The Mistress -- A Spider-man Noir Mystery (FanFic series) Into the Spiderverse - Commentary (screenshots & comments)

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[Fallout 4 - inactive] The Damsel in Distress [Fallout 4 - inactive] Humanity (X6-88, Nora, and Deacon) [Fallout 4] Love & Loss [Spiderman Noir] The Mistress -- A Spider-man Noir Mystery (FanFic series) [Mass Effect - inactive] Thane Krios x F!Shep fanfic - Never Lose Hope

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#master list #fallout fanfic #mass effect fanfiction #mass effect fic #marvel fanfic #smut #smut writer #charthur #charles x arthur #rdr2 fanfic #ao3 writer #ao3 fanfic #xdreamwriterx #fnv #baddieladdie #spiderman noir fanfic #txt smut

[bowlingforgerbils]

octonewton 👀 wywutmsequel 👀👀

octonewton is a Pacific Rim fanfic in which Newton is a merperson, but with an octopus lower half instead of a fish. He saves Hermann after a fall on the beach and romance ensues. I unfortunately never got farther than the little flashback scene at the beginning in which Hermann and Newt briefly meet as children. Here's a snippet:

He bends down to examine the pearly underside of a mussel shell. When he straightens, there is a boy in the water, waist-deep.

The boy smiles at him and waves. He doesn’t look any older than Hermann. “Hi!” He calls out. “What’s your name?”

“Hermann,” the boy on shore answers automatically. He doesn’t think to ask the same question.

The boy smiles wider. “That’s a funny name. I like it. Are you collecting shells?”

Hermann looks at his little bucket and hugs it to himself protectively. He has to share nearly everything with his brother, and the shells are his alone. But the boy is far away, and it isn’t nice to lie, so Hermann finally nods. Yes, he is.

“What’s your favorite kind?” the boy in the water asks.

Hermann loosens his grip on the bucket slightly. “Sea snail.”

“They don’t taste as good as oysters,” the boy in the water says.

 Hermann wrinkles his nose. “I don’t want to eat them, I just like the shells. They follow the golden ratio. That makes them prettier than oysters.”

Even from the shore, Hermann can see the boy roll his eyes. “Well, oysters are cooler because they look like rocks but they’re alive.”

“What’s so cool about a rock?” Hermann demands, but the boy just sticks out his tongue.

Then he dives under the water and disappears.

Hermann frowns to himself and listlessly sorts through his shells. He didn’t mean to pick a fight with the other boy, and now he wishes that he hadn’t. 

wywutmsequel is the sequel to When You Wish Upon the Moon, a sequel that I have been plotting for ages and writing draft after draft and throwing each one away. I don't know what my problem is, probably I have put too much expectations on myself. Anyway, here's a snippet that is just as likely to be thrown out as every other iteration I have written, so don't get too attached:

They had been wandering the Gettysburg Battlefield, a site purportedly haunted by its many fallen soldiers. Pitch loved visiting “spooky” places and watching the humans make fools of themselves trying to get proof of ghosts with their phones and cameras. Sometimes Pitch would give a paranormal enthusiast a jolt of fear, and Sandy never protested because they were adults, not children, and it was admittedly a little funny to watch someone jump in the air and scream.

But on this particular night, Pitch had been more pensive than mischievous, his gaze wandering over the monuments, shadows trailing behind him. He paused to look over a statue of a man on horseback, his wide brow creasing in thought. “Sandy… when you were a star pilot… did you ever meet him? The General?”

Sandy blinked and read the monument’s plaque in confusion. <i>Winfield Scott Hancock?</i>

“No,” Pitch hissed, before recomposing himself. “No, I meant me. Him.” He looked away, as if embarrassed. “Kozmotis Pitchiner.”

Oh! <i>Only once</i>, Sandy replied quickly, turning his attention to Pitch. <i>I was a cadet out on patrol when I spotted a large fearling. I tried to take it down but it was too big for my ship and likely would have destroyed me if it weren’t for General Pitchiner. He swooped in and saved the day.</i> Sandy gave a little smile at the memory before adding sheepishly, <i>He chewed me out afterwards for being reckless and taking on more than I could handle.</i>

Pitch snorted. “Sounds familiar,” he murmured, half to himself, but his smile didn’t quite meet his eyes. 

<i>He also told me that I had some of the best moves he’d ever seen for such a young star pilot. I was so starstruck that I could barely thank him afterwards. We helped one another out a few times over the years in battle, but that was the only time he ever spoke to me.”

“I see…” Pitch turned away, as if disappointed, and added acerbically, “Must have been devastating to lose such a heroic figure…”

Sandy floated up so that Pitch could see his sand writing. <i>It was. But as much as I admired him, I didn’t know him. He wasn’t my friend.</i>

Something warm and vulnerable flickered in those tarnished silver eyes before something past Sandy’s shoulder caught the dark spirit’s attention. “I can’t believe it. That idiot over there brought a <i>ouija board</i>.” Pitch’s mouth curved up into a nasty grin. “A moment, Sandy, while I give him a little lesson in spirit etiquette.”

And that was that. Pitch never brought up the General again.

#use your words #newmann #pacific rim #blacksand #rotg #pitch black #sanderson mansnoozie

[brazilian-whalien52]

Shipper tag game

1. What ship were you completely obsessed with when you were a teenager, but now you don't care anymore?

There are so many that I tought would be forever, specially from my childhood shows. Still they give me the nostalgia tingle, so its not indifference. But maybe some like Katara and Aang? Like them but dont much care. Oh, and Hinata and Naruto I dislike now, after the ignored confession I just lost all interest.

2. Which ship would you consider your first one?

Kind hard to tell, maybe Isa x Alex from Isa TKM? I was really invested (but Isa did have some serious mental problems)

3. Your first fanfic belonged to which couple?

My first fanfic was a Harry Potter elf insert, so no ship there, now my first couple one was AMUTO from Shugo chara

4. Do you remember the first couple you saw a fanart over?

It was probrably Sasuke x Sakura, i remember I loved the youtube videos with their fanarts, specially thought Sakura with akatsuki robe looked super cool

5. Did you ever get into ship discourse?

I guess one time? When Naruto ended... omg why so many naruto answers? a trip to memory land results in that

6. Did you used to have any no-otp or have it currently?

Always a MakoHaru hater, altrought i dont care much now, the hate is just nostalgia at this point too.

7. Who were the couple in the last fanfic you read?

That is embarissing but i tried a little the house wilson x house fanfics, now that i watching the show.

8. Currently, do you have any OTPs?

Zosan is my OTP since I first watch One Piece. But I do have others that are mentioned around

9. Is there any couple that, to this day, you are extremely mad about not getting together?

Merthur, I will never understand why, the story point to that so much. But I do have some that get me way more mad, I just can't remember Because when I do I go in a rant

10. Is there any ship you used to dislike but now you think they are kind of interesting?

Hm, maybe drarry? It wasn't dislike per say. But just seemed weird shipping them because of my childhood. But the fanfic were so good that I gave a chance.

11. Do you have any ship that, in the past, was considered normal but now you would be cancelled over?

Sterek and Shizaya. Sterek has the age gap that o didn't even realize was there when I was younger. Shizaya is just all levels of toxic enemies.

12. What was your favorite crack ship?

Akafuri, I have it so bad for them. And it was extremely funny when they stopped being a crack ship. Also spideypool? When I started Shipping them they also didn't have anything on them, it was just funny the two together, so it's crazy that they have comics together.

13. Who is the couple you read more fanfics off?

Probably zosan, sterek and drarry? Zosan was in portuguese, sterek when I started reading in English and the Harry Potter fandom just has so many...

14. What most of your ships usually have in common?

I think I have a lot of enemies/rivals ships? Or that usually have some kind of banter going on.

15. What you absolutely hate in a ship?

First, when they are boring. Second, I hate ships where one side (A) is completely obsessed with the other (B). Specially when B does not show any interest in person A and seem clueless. I can watch romance story with these plot, but I feel like in other genres they always mess the execution up and I never feel B truly has deep feelings, just that A is convenient (thats why I don't like ships such as naruhina, gruvia, stydia, Hancock x Luffy...). Just not my cup of tea.

I am tagging: @dual-domination @killerandhealerqueen @wen-kexing-apologist @slayerkitty @gloster @nenehyuuchiha @jackpoompkin @kennyomegasweave @momofmysquad @hyperfocusmadness @kami-no-ikku @magnusgraycloud @geometricalien @enteisabo @hautegirl07 @callipigio @chitaprrrrrrrr @ahhhnorealnamesallowed @twig-tea @hyperbolicgrinch @bunnakit @tdwlara @i-che-bi @latinokokonoi @theflagscene @significant-ace-nnoyance @kuronekonerochan

#tag game

[bonesandpoemsandflowers]

Following you from phandom. I just wanted to tell you that the Erik lookalike in the tricorn hat is John Hancock from Fallout 4. And he’s important because he’s the first actually romancable ghoul character in the series! 🥰

I don’t think he’s got much in common with Erik actually? Well maybe some versions. I dunno. I ADORE Hancock♥️ But his face might have helped😅

aaah, romance ghoul rights!! excellent! I thought he looked fallout-ish but I've never played any of the games. my friends and I even went on a fallout 76 themed road trip--I mean, to them it was a fallout 76 road trip. to me I was just like "appalachia!! I've read that the folk magic here is DOPE!"

I read the wiki and Hancock sounds very fun, but yeah, not terribly Erik-like. honestly, I find that callout post so weird and in bad taste. I think you saw it, but I creeped the OP's blog and they're an author apparently complaining about some other (unspecified!) author's sales, which imo is unprofessional anyway...but then you go to fandom spaces to complain? If you genuinely think one of your peers is doing harm, then you call them out specifically, if you REEEALLY believe you're in the right. If you don't, you shut the fuck up and admit to yourself that you're just jealous that they're selling more books than you. but then either way...instead you go to the shared source material's fandom? sour grapes and cowardice. and also piss poor strategy. the author space and the fandom space are very different beasts, with very different norms. a lot of authors might spend time in both, secretly or not--Richard Siken, the poet, openly wrote and posted Sherlock fanfic back in the day--but these are still fundamentally separate areas. There is a reason the average fanfic review is "omg!! dskjfdskhhdsf!" while the average book review is like "eh, three stars."

but also also, yeah, posting a pic of a romance option ghoul that people did in fact romance is like...it's just so orthogonal to the OP's stated point. like I said in my post...you don't get to eat the other author's sales if you defeat them in internet discourse battle.

I think a lot of gay werewolf fiction is sexist and homophobic as shit, but I never called out any authors about it. I just wrote my own hopefully sexy counterpoint, which is, you know, the normal thing to do.

anyway, hello! thank for for telling me the context and thanks for the follow! I'm currently pretending my poto brainrot slowed down but that is a LIE.

#poto

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happy april fools 2023 everyone the joke is i'm a companion react blog for this one post

I wrote this last july at 2:30 in the morning and scheduled it

companions and songs/albums they like fight me

old longboi; O the year was Seventeen Seventy-Eight - breathes in deep - HOW I WISH I WAS IN SHERBROOKE NOOOOOOOOOOW,

ada: deacon played kraftwerk once and codsworth and ada just fucking ascended

hancock; brockhampton saturation I and saturation III, 100 gecs, ODB, capone-n-noreaga

deacon; every sophie song ever produced, listens to windowlicker - aphex twin for hours on repeat. fave bad lou reed album is ecstasy because he'd take a 19 min guitar jam consisting of like 12 notes and fuzz called Like A Possum over all of lulu. his actual fave lou reed work is berlin

cait; say anything fan and that's between her and god, no one knows she knows every word to Is A Real Boy. She likes in Defence of the Genre but concedes where the album is messy and generally prefers the S/T say anything record. got fanfic brain about being in the band laden with awkward crush/work romance tropes when she dreamed away her real life as a kid. she doesn't daydream those stories anymore but, sometimes, when she's absolutely safe and no one is around to break her thinking.. late at night when everything and everyone is asleep, she still goes there to escape

rj maccready: 36 chambers, GZA Liquid Swords, ghostface killah fishscale BECAUSE WU TANG IS FOR THE CHILDREN, joyce manor, nirvana, code orange,

codsworth; he does like when deacon gets up to turn on the radio and put in one of his holotapes. deacon says "it's beep boop time" and he gets excited.

dogmeat; breakfast in america - supertramp

strong; its just mamamoo

piper; she's more like an og 2NE1 person, like she's the fan who yells about being a fan before CL's solo career but when she does it's the moment she reveals to absolutely everyone that she's massively into kpop when she was going to take it to her grave. she's absolutely one of those I WAS INTO KPOP BEFORE BTS eyeroll types but she knows to keep that to herself. it's her toxic fandom trait and she's had many come to jesus moments about it

preston; he'll stick with billie holiday what kind of band name is 100 gecs

curie; likes the "break necks I'm the chiropractor" line from boogie when hancock plays brockhampton, feels seen. since her personality was based on a prewar french woman, she listens to serge gainsbourg and wonders what france was like; what her life would be if she could have explored it. what was france? these things she mused late at night at her clinic office. literally cries to edith piaf because its like she's singing for curie and no one else in the room

nick valentine: ditto preston who starts a song with 'hey you little piss baby', this is why I never visit goodneighbour-

x86; music is just there if it's there as an element in the room. I'M SORRY I GOT NOTHIN

porter gage; listens to straight edge like minor threat and have heart but is nnnnnot sober (I'm projecting)

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