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kalimaribro · 1 year
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My blood on your lips and your blood on mine.
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news-tey · 2 years
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I am a haemophiliac – I spent years terrified of bleeding
I am a haemophiliac – I spent years terrified of bleeding
One thing you learn when doing research in the Amazon is that the jungle comes to life at night. On a night trail my team and I came across a two-striped forest-pitviper.  In capturing this rare and venomous snake to take measurements, I never felt scared or in danger. I was just so thrilled to see such a cool animal and get the opportunity to take some amazing photos of it.  I studied biology at…
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saltydumplings · 7 months
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Prompt #84
"Are you a haemophiliac?" the villain suddenly asked.
The hero turned to them with a look of surprise. "Yeah, I...how did you know?"
The villain's fangs were practically throbbing. Everything in them was screaming to bite, bite, bite - to take the hero's throat between their teeth and drink.
But instead they held themself back. Smiled sly and slow.
"Because I'm a vampire. How else?" they said.
The hero rolled their eyes. "Yeah, right. The only thing you suck out of anything is fun."
The other would never know how much the villain wished that was true...
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kaiserrreich · 7 months
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I have to share this fic... it's really good. Alexei II by Cribman // link
Summary: Instead of abdicating for his younger brother, Nicholas II is instead pressured to abdicate in favour of his underage and haemophiliac son, Alexei. With Russia in the midst of a revolution during a war against the brutal onslaught of the Central Powers. The new provisional government must work with the new Tsar and his regent to heal the fractured empire before more damage can be done. With their popularity damaged almost to the point beyond repair. The senior members of the House of Romanov must begin to embrace political reforms to survive the turbulence that is surely to come.
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toxicanonymity · 9 months
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I’m a haemophiliac and when I’m feeling ill I’m always reassured that no matter what Vampire Joel would love me 😮‍💨
He looooooooooves you 🥹🥹🥹♥️♥️♥️ He would totally lie with you when you're feeling ill and always make you iron rich food. the special one
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Gif by @iamasaddie 😍
Art by @not-a-unique-snowflake-blog 😍
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lovf00lish · 1 year
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Alexandra Feodorovna (6 June [O.S. 25 May] 1872 – 17 July 1918), Princess Alix of Hesse and by Rhine at birth, was the last Empress of Russia as the consort of Emperor Nicholas II from their marriage on 26 November [O.S. 14 November] 1894 until his forced abdication on 15 March [O.S. 2 March] 1917. A favourite granddaughter of Queen Victoria of the United Kingdom, she was, like her grandmother, one of the most famous royal carriers of haemophilia and bore a haemophiliac heir, Alexei Nikolaevich, Tsarevich of Russia. Her reputation for encouraging her husband's resistance to the surrender of autocratic authority and her known faith in the Russian mystic Grigori Rasputin severely damaged her popularity and that of the Romanov monarchy in its final years.She and her immediate family were all killed while in Bolshevik captivity in 1918, during the Russian Revolution. In 2000, the Russian Orthodox Church canonized her as Saint Alexandra the Passion Bearer.
♱ Carrie Coon as Alexandra Feodorovna ♱
Idea from: @demolina
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veyoux · 1 year
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okay tumblr, we should talk about polish preselections for eurovision contest.
as some of you may have heard, polish “national” (that is — political biased) tv station faked the results. i can assure you it’s highly possible. the audacity of polish politicians is so disturbing, they think that polish society is blind and won’t notice what they’re doing — taking away our freedom and rights. we wanted a brave, original candidate, someone who could really represent us — the oppressed and devastated people of XXI century (not mentioning the terrible situation in our neighbour’s country, praying for Ukraine).
TIME TO SAID IT LOUD!!
in poland we are being ashamed and abused BY THE GOVERNMENT because of
— having different look
— being disabled
— having different sexuality
— having different religion
— having different opinion
— being a woman
— not being ready to give birth and wanting abortion
AND MANY MORE THINGS. IT’S TRUE PEOPLE, I LIVE IN THIS COUNTRY AND HAVE OPEN EYES. WE HAVE NEVER HAD THE PRIDE MONTH, THE GOVERNMENT OUTLAWED ABORTION, DON’T SUPPORT DISABLED PEOPLE (OR SICK PEOPLE, LIKE HAEMOPHILIACS), THE MINISTER OF EDUCATION HATES ON WOMEN ON LIVE TV, AND THE FCKING SHTYY CLOWN WHO RUNS THIS COUNTRY DARES TO LAUGH AT TRANSGENDER PEOPLE! NOT MENTIONING CATHOLIC CHURCH STEALING MONEY FROM OUR BUDGET!!!
it’s sick that we still agree to that nonsense! but our contribution to fair competition is truly amazing. after the eurovision preselections had been frauded, we stood against fakers. we are sympathising with each other in order to fight for the right choices and honest decisions. that’s truly amazing because we mostly are great people, really close to each other when we have the same goal. and right now our goal is justice.
please, don’t hate on all polish people. be aware of the situation we’re living in. it’s hard but it’s great to know that there are still many people ready to fight for justice
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onheirpodcast · 10 months
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From Maxima and Mathilde to William and Hussein, there are countless royal besties. This week @princesscatherinemiddleton and @duchessofostergotlands take a look at royal friendships: How do we know if they're real? Where do they come from? And does it matter if royals get on?
Episode 67- “Where have the haemophiliacs gone?” - on Spotify, Apple, Google Podcasts and Amazon!
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texasinnersmile · 27 days
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sorry the fact i might be haemophiliac is so fucking funny. am i a nineteenth century russian serf
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kalimaribro · 9 months
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Paint my body with your blood 🩸♡
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esktasy · 10 months
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Given name: Dreesi Whittler
Species: naphil
Gender: male
Age: late twenties
Height: 1,82m (6′)
Build: athletic
Personality: aggressive, capricous, easily entertained
Details: beats up people for a living (preferred weapons: fists and a hammer); haemophiliac
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Stranger Things Thoughts
The other half won’t approve, but as your humble narrator has access to binge watching the entirity of ‘Stranger Things’ from start to finish, decided to see what the fuss was all about.
First impressions?
It’s kind of a crossover between the video game Half Life and Goosebumps, and get the suspicion it was aimed at the Buffy The Vampire Slayer and Stephen King fans type target market.
It’s definitely a ‘binge watch’ series - just don’t see how it would have survived as a traditional one hour and one episode a week to hold people’s attention span, as some of the cliffhangers are weaker than train station cafe tea.
Will is really Fiver from the film version of Watership Down. Or Harry Potter’s scar. Just the scar.
Finn Wolfhard and Noah Schnapp were definitely recruited for reasons other than their acting abilities (ie. appealing to Jimmie Savile/Mrs Robinson types), because both are incredibly piss poor. It becomes quiet frightening as the show progresses how often Caleb McLaughlin’s over-the-top angry guy stuff appears to be to overcompensate for both being so insipid. Finn Wolfhard in particular seems to have the acting abilities of a blobfish.
By contrast, Gaten Matarazzo may have a face only a mother could love, but he carries a frighteningly large number of scenes without anyone really noticing it. He’s the Cartman of the gang, but all in a good way. Aside from being the originator of some of their most ‘cunning plans’, he’s the only one who appears to have learned good real life lessons from playing D&D: that is, to succeed against adversity, you need to stick together as a team, each playing to their strengths to compensate for other’s weaknesses.
Millie Bobbie Brown’s acting chops are formidable, but her constant use as a Deus Ex Machina becomes a little wearing after a while. On the other hand, her transformation into David Vanian of the Damned in Season 2 was hilarious.
Natalia Dyer’s jawbone is made from tungsten. There can be no other explanation.
Charlie Heaton is the reincarnation of Déagol from The Lord Of The Rings movies.
That Billy character had the worst case of being closet gay and aggressively in denial about it since Vaas Montenegro in Far Cry 3.
When Will suddened declares that the Big Bad is back in Season 3, right after his fall out with his buds not wanting to be stuck in his D&D timewarp, isn’t it jarring that no one questions it? After all, mega-convenient way of getting the gang back together on his terms, yes?
David Harbour’s Angry Dad routine gets wearing REALLY quickly in season 3.
Why does Winona Ryder’s character give the constant appearence of being a recovering alcoholic?
Steve Harrington’s reaction to Robin admitting she was a lesbian (while turning him down) is ludicrously out of context with what would actually have happened to any woman admitting as much in the 1980s, especially slap bang in the very year the AIDS panic took off in the U.S. (largely after haemophiliac teen Ryan White contracted it via a dodgy blood transfusion, bringing out into the open American’s utterly f**ked up pay-for-blood donation system into question).
Why are none of the kids playing computer games? At all?
The music is meant to be 80s, but they have some real issues with it as much as the supposed 80s clothes and haircuts.
(Here comes the Madame Lee bit, concentrate!)
Season One - It’s Meant To Be 1983, but ....
Jefferson Airplane - 'She Has Funny Cars' and 'White Rabbit'
By the 1980s, Jefferson Airplane were Jefferson Starship, and the drugged out hippies like so many psychedelics and prog rockers had gone down the AOR/Cock Rock route.
By the timeline of 'Stranger Things' the band was falling apart as their brief period of late 70s success burned out - ironically they were to score their biggest hits as plain old post-court case Starship were forced to go even more commercial, with global No.1's with 1985's 'We Build This City (On Rock 'n' Roll)' and 1987's 'Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now' (the latter the theme song to the hit movie 'Mannaquin') - after which they all but vanished. Jefferson Airplane's back catalogue meanwhile was virtually unsellable at this time.
The inclusion of 'White Rabbit' may have been a scriptwriter's brick joke - as during Eleven's brief runaway in season two, she changes her look to one resembling to a remarkable degree David Vanian of the Damned during the period when, in sheer desperation for a hit outside of the UK, the band did a cover of Jefferson Airplane's most famous track (it flopped, as all covers of this song tend to do).
Toto - Africa
The song which has become an internet meme was released in 1984 ... a year after the events of season one.
The Clash - Should I Stay Or Should I Go?
The other 'theme song' for Season One, played umpteen times during the series. A hit in the summer of 1982, rush released in panic by CBS after the original taster single flopped.
Contrary to historical revision, The Clash were never a major band in the punk era and largely enjoyed only a few minor hits: the major exception was this Mick Jones written track and drummer Topper Headon's 'Rock The Casbah', both for 1982's 'Combat Rock' - when the band had been told by CBS to write a commercially sellable album or have their contract terminated (contrary to the name, it sounds more like a funk record
But by 1983, The Clash were effectively no more: band 'leader' Joe Strummer's ego couldn't handle 'his bass player' and 'his drummer' getting the band's first two truly global selling singles (the two Strummer singles from the album, 'Straight To Hell' and 'Know Your Rights' flopped), and sacked Jones in a fit of pique, after which Headon resigned.
Brotherhood Of Man - Tie A Yellow Ribbon Round The Old Oak Tree
This one is positively embarrassing. Brotherhood Of Man never recorded this song until 2002.
To be fair, a lot of people do get this Brit band (punk's most famous victims: a former Eurovision song contest winner dropped by their record company abruptly after scoring their final No.1 'Figaro' because they were 'old hat') mixed up with Tony Orlando's Dawn, who did the original global hit.
The Bangles - Hazy Shade Of Winter
The Bangles may have covered it in concert, but it was never released on record until 1987.
Foreigner - Waiting For A Girl Like You
From 1981, two years earlier.
Peter Gabriel - Heroes
Oh FFS! Gabriel's murdering of the late David Bowie classic only happened in 2010 for his cover versions album 'Scratch My Back' aka 'Utterly Out Of Ideas'.
Joy Division - Atmosphere
Four years too late, or five years too early, depending on your point of view.
By the timeline of this, nazi bigot Ian Curtis had done the world a favour and hanged himself four years prior (this song was released as a post-suicide cash in, but flopped), and Joy Division had changed name to New Order precisely to cleanse its association with him (ironically they had a mammoth global hit with 'Blue Monday', one of the songs of the 1980s, in 1983, but it never made the show.
A remixed and cleaned up version of 'Atmosphere' was released as a successful standalone single in 1988, as Joy Division's back-catalogue became more critically reappaised with the success of New Order and the moribund far-right no longer being considered a matter of wide scale concern.
Season Two - It's meant to be 1984, but ...
Devo - Whip It
From 1980. Even more ironically, by 1984 the band were virtual pariahs in the United States having 'sold out' their sound for the sake of their New Zealand fanbase (the only place they were ever truly successful). New Zealand wasn't long in following suit ...
Duran Duran - Girls On Film
Arguable. Three years too late - but the song did very heavy rotation in 1983 and 1984 on MTV, bringing them to mass attention, but never became a U.S. hit - it was the follow up, 'Hungry Like The Wolf' which broke the U.S. for them.
The Clash - This Is Radio Clash
Flop single from 1981, except in Sweden where it reached No.9 - a year later.
Shock Therepy - Can Do What I Want
One year too early.
Fad Gadget - Back To Nature
Again, one year too early.
John Carpenter - The Bank Robbery
One of the most infamous show howlers. The song comes from the 1981 movie 'Escape From New York' ... except it never made it to the soundtrack and indeed remained unknown to the general public until making it on a collection of 21st century 'lost' soundtrack tunes.
The best known example of the show's producers self-indulging rather than keeping things on theme.
Season Three -  It's meant to be 1985, but ...
Stray Cats - Rock This Town
Not only was it four years too late, but the band had split two years earlier and were by that time in the zeitgeist regarded as something of a joke - an attempted reunion in 1986 ended in near empty halls and humiliation all round, as by this time more visually appealing bands like King Kurt and The Cramps had taken up whatever rockabilly audience remained.
Cutting Crew - (I Just) Died In Your Arms Tonight
This walking abortion of a song from a walking abortion of a band encapsulated everything bland and faux about the 1980s, but it wasn't until the summer of 1986 it appeared.
Go-Go's - Get Up And Go
From 1984 - by which time the Go-Go's had messily folded and were already forgotten. By the following year, the success of Belinda Carlisle further hastened their erasure from the zeitgeist, and it’s only in recent years their ‘legacy’ has been reappraised.
Foreigner - Cold As Ice
Those involved in the show seem to have a major hard on for Foreigner, but putting this song, which sound dated enough upon its release in 1977 - never mind 1985 - was beyond belief.
Trevor Jones - The Pod Dance
Taken from 1983's 'The Dark Crystal' soundtrack - just about the only time having a tune vastly out of place song worked, during the painful to watch sequence where Will attempts to get two of his friends to play a session of Dungeons & Dragons, unable to accept that their interests have moved on to girls - Will's timing being especially poor as both are suffering crises in their respective puppy love lives.
Will - already silly looking enough with his pudding bowl haircut - appears utterly ludicrous to the point of disturbing in a purple wizard outfit complete with hat and starry cloak (he looks like the sort of children's entertainer that gets arrested on child molestation charges), trying aggressively to get his friends to care less.
You'd have to go back to the film 'Ghostworld' for a better sequence of watching childhood friends drifting apart, and 'Stranger Things' succeeded in five minutes what it took a whole film to do, and the choice of music was perfect.
By contrast ...
Dame Vera Lynn - We'll Meet Again One of the songs of World War Two, especially to armed forces personnel being sent across the world with the very real prospect of never seeing their loved ones again, it's often been used ironically (eg. the multiple nuclear bomb ending of the film 'Dr Strangelove'), it was also the first single to feature a synthesiser (yes, really!)
Its use at the end of the episode where evil Billy has escaped back to the spider monster thing's lair, knowing now Eleven and the rest of the meddling kids are onto them, is jarring.
Possum River - Stand Up and Meet Your Brother
From 1971 - complete self indulgence. Didn't even go with the carnival sequence.
Yello - Goldrush
A full year too early.
Hmmmmm, onward to Season Four, which is all about The Ginger One, well it will need to have a bloody amazing script to pull it off, as she was someone only stomachable in small doses at the best of times ...
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sadgi · 8 months
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my grandpa was a haemophiliac who died from a blood clot and I find that funnier than I probably should
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motleymemes · 1 year
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VtMB sentence starters - Vandal Cleaver ( part i )
–– feel free to change pronouns and the like !
"You next up for the needle, hmm?" "Your donation could save a life, you know." "Oh, isn't it a little late for altruism?" "I don't think you're here to give blood at all." "I don't buy it." "I bet you're here to take blood. Am I right?" "They all come in here with that same nonchalant look, with that 'who me?' stare as if they were so clever." "Do you think that you're the first vampire to come in here and try to buy blood? Honestly." "Fine. If you don't want any, deny it." "Deny that you wouldn't put the lukewarm bag to your lips and slurp out the copper smelling sauce like a swarm of mosquitos on a haemophiliac's back." "Right down to business." "None of this pretend 'I don't drink blood' shit." "Very refreshing to find a decisive customer. I respect that." "So, what will it be?" "If you have to ask..." "I can accomodate a refined pallet." "Why'd you have to go and let that bitch out?" "There's one less ___ in the world now." "Why'd you have to let her go and eat him, huh?" "Now I'll never get to do in that bastard myself!" "Well, you know what? No blood for you. No more." "Fair? How Fair?" "Fair enough. Need anything right now?" "Fair is double that." "Mistakes are made from time to time. Without them, some of us might never've been born." "I don't know what I'm saying half the time." "Have a freebie, my compliments. You need more?" "Right. A transaction. Green for red. Interested?" "That's interesting. A missed opportunity." "Guns make people cocky. They never appreciate what a skilled hand married to a knife can do." "All you have to do is get close enough to cut off the trigger finger... or their face."
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amoeba-shaped-rock · 11 months
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thinking about my haemophiliac Playwright theory
in the first place, don't you think that the disease's name is pretty strange? "haemo" as in blood, and "philia" as in love? did the past doctors see some guy who won't stop bleeding and think, "wow this guy sure loves bleeding!"
anyways that's not the point. Blood Diamond has "blood" in his name, and that is like the "haemo" in haemophilia. and then there's "philia" for love-
people it's 100% canon that Playwright is in love with the Blood Diamond /j
(spreads my playwright x lucian agenda)
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livingwithbpd92 · 2 years
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Having recently found out I'm a haemophiliac is not a good combination when you have bpd and self harming... Does explain why my blood doesn't clot though... Fuck.
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