#had to type this before I forgot

[nightmaree-eyess]

Dream Simon au

I had a dream where Simon got struck by lightning with the crown on and he was still the ice king but he still had a majority of his memories. His skin looked like when he was first turning (that dark blue) his nose was unaffected, and the streak of white he has in fionna and cake was white that faded into dark blue like the color of his muumuu. He also still wore his suit but it was blue now. Idk why the first person he was looking for was peppermint butler but it was also a dream so who fucking knows.

#adventure time #simon petrikov #ice king #fionna and cake #adventure time au #I was Simon in this dream too?? #it was so weird #it took place at my house?? #i’m going back to sleep #had to type this before I forgot

[crimeronan]

had a dream that there was a british all-dyke version of the TRC tv show where everyone was a lesbian going to uni in the UK. also i got cast as kavinsky. and when i asked the casting director if i needed to learn a british accent, he was very emphatically like NO. it is IMPERATIVE that kavinsky be the only american in this show.

#what falling asleep watching taskmaster compilations does to a mf #i was so excited to be cast as K and even more excited because ronan's actress was butch mean and beautiful. christ i'm embarrassing #trc #dreams #now i go bacn sleep gn. had to type this out before i forgot it

[humming-fly]

Meta Knight’s number one motto is “Be prepared”, and his number two motto is “If I get possessed again I better get something cool out of it”

Originally I was gonna put this poster in the background but it got cluttered so here it is on its own cause I still think it’s funny:

#I know everyone loves discussing how dark robobot’s plotline is in particular concerning MK’s forced cybernetics but please consider #he’s feral and would probably leap at the chance #he has several lists depending on what manner of abduction he's being subjected to this time #not one for looking a gift horse in the mouth #what doesn’t kill him should’ve tried harder cause now he’s got a lightsaber and even less morals than before #susie #susie haltmann #meta knight #kirby #kirby planet robobot #he probably already had like 3 emo playlists on hand for this type of shit this is the best thing that’s happened to him in years #susie is hard to draw it took me forever to figure out how the hell her hair worked in that helmet #given the bonus i could almost tag this as star trek als;kdfjklsdj #i Could wait till monday to post this for the meme but consider also: i crave instant validation and have no patience #doodles #my art #edit: whoops forgot susie's shadow in that last panel

[capricores]

・┆✦ʚ♡ɞ✦ ┆・venus retrograde reflections ・┆✦ʚ♡ɞ✦ ┆・

with the amount of planets currently stationed retrograde, a lot of us may be feeling quite overwhelmed and stuck in our own heads. when a planet goes retrograde, it tends to cause us to look heavily inwards. retrogrades are about reflecting, specifically reflecting on the themes that planet is connected to. this post is focused on venus retrograde. venus connects heavily to two themes especially: relationships (romantic, platonic, familial and self) and finance.

journal prompts, or general questions to ponder during this period:

who in my life makes me feel energized, supported, seen? why?

who in my life leaves me feeling drained, upset? why?

how do i currently speak to myself? would i speak to a loved one the way i speak to myself? why or why not?

how am i taking care of myself currently and ensuring my own needs are met? am i truly showing up for myself every single day?

am i balancing a healthy amount of time between nourishing my relationship with myself, as well as my external relationships?

are my current relationships supportive/aligned with who i am becoming, and where i want to go? do i feel encouraged, or held back, by those in my life?

are there any relationships i question continuing? why or why not? what would improve by ending the relationship? what would i miss, if anything?

how can i improve the way i treat myself? how can i show myself more love and care?

am i showing up in my friendships? am i giving my friends the care and support they deserve? is there anything i should change in regards to the way i handle my friendships, and interact with my friends?

how would you define a healthy relationship? what are your major needs in a relationship (platonic and/or romantic)? are these needs being met by those in your life?

how am i currently managing my finances?

what could i do to improve my financial situation? what good financial habits could i adopt?

how does my living space make me feel? does it bring comfort? if not, what can i do within my means to make the space more for me?

what are my greatest values in life? am i living in a way that aligns with these values? am i embodying these values? are my relationships supportive of my values?

#astrology #journal prompts #retrograde #venus retrograde #luna.txt #loosely based off my virgo szn post from last year hehe #this retrograde is the most reflecting i've ever done i swear #i had another journal prompt i wanted to add to this #and i swear it was so good. and i forgot it before i finished typing another prompt im so sad #if i remember it/think of more i'll add them </3 #mine

[gravidwithlore]

An Elvis impersonator, dressed in a cheap remake of the iconic jumpsuit and about to go onstage, but a rival (or even an ex) pours a mystery potion in their drink when they're not looking. While they're performing their costume begins to feel tighter and tighter, until they realize their belly and chest have swelled so much they look like they've just hit the 3rd trimester, and they can see they're still growing. Panicked, but still a professional, they continue performing as the thin fabric begins the come apart at the seams, the cheap zipper begins to unzip itself, slowly exposing their swelling leaky tits.

By the time they get to their big finale, they look well past overdue with twins, the top of the jumpsuit around their shoulders, barely containing the breasts that jiggle and bounce and leak with every movement of the performance. The stitches on the sides gave up a long time ago, so stretched across their gravid form it gave the costume the appearance that it had extremely revealing side cutouts, rather than the truth of it being ripped apart. Through whats left of the thin cheap bedazzled fabric, the crowd can clearly see the first kicks of the performers massive brood as they waddle and heave themselves through their final number.

Whoever did this to them expected to shame the performer and ruin their career, but the Elvis impersonator finishes their performance to a standing ovation from largest crowd they've ever had. Later, in their dressing room, now in the t-shirt and sweatpants that fit just a few short hours ago when they arrived at the venue, they're approached by a big shot producer, who so kindly offered to rub their stretch mark littered belly and quell the roiling kicks of their large litter while they negotiate a contract. The performer is going to have quite a few mouths to feed quite soon after all. As they're signing a million dollar deal, they feel their water break and the head of their first child beginning to stretch their birth canal open.

#mpreg birth #nbpreg #nbpreg birth #mpreg belly #mpreg #rapid pregnancy #rapid preg #my ramblings #thought of this half asleep last night and had to type it out before i forgot it

[dearwysteria]

A normal Pokemon trainer you befriended...

#talentless nana #munou na nana #pokemon #nanao nakajima #fanart #my art lol #had a pokemon trainer au a few months ago and forgot about it :P #i drew this during that time and never got around to drawing other characters #the idea of this au was based of bw where the main conflict was about the pokemon #and how team plasma's goal was to separate pokemon from their trainers #nana and kyouya are protags while also being each other's rivals #nana follows a similar path like n's in bw but as the protagonist instead of being an antagonist/rival #nana's story is centered around her finding ways to separate pokemon from their trainers no matter what even killing trainers #before meeting michiru and seeing things in a different perspective and etc #kyouya's story is centered around him trying to find his sister like in canon #and like in canon nanao being a victim to nana's actions led to him being an occurring antagonist/rival #- a/n: nanao's pokemon mostly consists of normal types; lillipup is his ace #nana's pokemon usually consists of a variation of psychic and normal type #exception when in pokemon battles with other trainers #that she releases after battles unless those pokemon want to stay #kyouya's pokemon consisted of a variation of ice and steel types

[chemicalarospec]

pro tip: if you ever find yourself in a situation with people, you can leave.

#thought up this post this morning before i encountered any situations or people #but employed this advice right now #acquantiance 1: 'well i'm friends with trans people but living with them...' #me internally: umm....? like i get being more comfrotable with living somone with the same body type and gender identity as you #but phrasing it that way is uhhhh... #acquantance 2 (trans): 'yeah there are different kinds of trans people' #me internally: no way they're about to discriminate against trans femmes trans mascs and stuff.... #acquantine 2: 'like some are chill but some are aggressive... i mean i used to be that way when i was younger but...' #me internally: ur doing Gay People I Don't Respect in 2024??????? #so i got up and left. wild. #I said this #i knew acquantiance 2 was an ass cuz i had a friend who says they bullied her but damn ok i forgot how much i dislike them

[risingsunresistance]

yknow i meant to say "fursona" in that last post and not "furries" but im keeping it. some guys do just have furries. that might not be their sona it's just some fucked up creature they made. you can never be too sure

#people get the point it doesnt matter kjghfg #i was in a rush typing that i had to post it before i forgot it but im also in the middle of Tasks #aaaaaugh why do i work tomorrow i wanna finish the thing im doing... and diana is mayor too this is so sad i wont get to play for very long #bc i work tomorrow and then im going somewhere saturday #i get sunday to play. and then i have a dentist appointment monday D: #if it's like last time im gonna be so stressed out i'll just go to bed when it's done :( #oh well i guess... #chat

[ladykissingfish]

*Kakuzu walks outside in the early morning, sees Hidan sitting on the front steps*

Kakuzu: Here you are. I woke up and you were gone. How long have you been sitting out here?

Hidan: Couple hours, I guess.

Kakuzu: *sits down beside him* So cold … *takes off his robe and slips it over Hidan’s shoulders* We talked about this, didn’t we? In your condition I expect you to take better care of yourself. Being up at 4am and sitting in the cold isn’t —

Hidan: I can’t do it, ‘Kuzu.

Kakuzu: You can’t take the time to put on a jacket?

Hidan: No, I mean … *puts his hands on his large belly* This. This kid. I can’t be its parent.

Kakuzu: What?

Hidan: You can stop with all the fucking lies already, Kakuzu. We both know I’m gonna make a shitty parent. You just said it; I can’t even take care of myself! How am I gonna take care of something that’s small and helpless and — and — *suddenly bursts into tears*

Kakuzu: *startled, but after a moment puts his arms around Hidan and holds him tightly*

Kakuzu: Shhhh, shhh, calm down, it’s okay, calm down …

Hidan, putting his face against Kakuzu’s neck: And you must be so fucking angry with me. I’ve trapped you, haven’t I? I’m about to give you a whole bunch of responsibilities and so many things you’ll need to spend money on …

Hidan: It’ll be like you have two babies to take care of, won’t it?

Kakuzu: Good.

Hidan, tearfully looking up at him: G-good? 

Kakuzu: That’s right; good. My gifts are multiplying. Instead of one precious thing, I’ll have two. And I’d die before I let any harm or unhappiness come to either of you.

Hidan: K-Kakuzu —!

Kakuzu: And you know what? I get that you’re scared. I’m scared, too. But this … *puts his hand on Hidan’s belly* is going to be the most beautiful, wonderful, amazing thing ever. A masterpiece; the best of you and the best of me.

Kakuzu: And you’re completely wrong, by the way, about you not making a good parent. You’re going to be superb. I feel it. And you won’t be doing it alone. Me and you, we’re a team. And pretty soon our team is going to add a new member and be stronger and better than ever. Fuck money; all that matters is the three of us. Okay?

Hidan: *starts crying again, although this time it’s happy tears* Y-you damn sappy old man —!

Kakuzu: And you know, not to be superficial or anything, but … you have never quite looked as good as you do now. Soft skin, curves, and you’re so emotional and sweet … *leans to whisper in his ear* I should have knocked you up years ago …

Hidan, blushing: Pervert. Don’t talk like that in front of the kiddo. I read they can hear voices while inside there.

Kakuzu: Interesting. *I* read that it’s the healthiest thing in the world for a child to see and hear two parents who show affection to each other. *starts kissing Hidan’s neck* Let me take you back to bed and show you what I mean …

Hidan: I’ll agree … on the condition that you make me breakfast first.

Kakuzu: *chuckles and stands up, giving his hands to Hidan and gently pulling him to his feet* Sounds fair. What do you feel like?

Hidan: Pancakes. And eggs.

Kakuzu: Alright, then I’ll —

Hidan: And bacon. And Turkey sausage links. And cereal with marshmallows in it. Chocolate and strawberry milk. Those little pastry things with the warm cream cheese inside. Apple pie with ice cream. A banana cut into slices. Some —

Hidan: *walks inside; still talking*

Kakuzu:

Kakuzu: Then again, I probably would have gone broke if he had gotten pregnant before this.

#kakuhida #kakuzu x hidan #mpreg #kakuzu #hidan #hidan being soft for a change #this whole conversation was in my dream and I had to force myself awake to type it out before I forgot 🙃 #🖤🖤

[bagea]

my oc that i neverrrr talk aboutt, irl photos under cut

#art #digital art #bages art tag #oc #ughhh i really gotta make more art and even a tag about my series and stuff #wip title is called “fruit punch” #its basically like if patlabor (the series) was mixed with an eldritch god story #ANYWAYS #depending on if you know me off of site. as in orange cat site you might remember this character #GOD ive had this oc for so long rotating in my mind like a rotrissary chicken #she still doesnt have a name btw #for now ive been calling her “???” or “doll” (refrencing her lore and backstory hauhagahjhhhjfgkuhjmvhhvhjhjv) *EXPLODES #I FORGOT TO MENTION THAT THIS ISNT ONE OF THOSE OBJECT HEAD OCS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO NOT COmpare #me to those type ocs i made this one way before i even knew of those!!!!!! #oc series stuff

[sophieswundergarten]

So. I've been seeing a very entertaining amount of comments themed around domicile eradication lately, and I am very tired so my brain ran away with me.

Who (At this moment, and from the list of the first authors off the top of my head that I've left this kind of comment on recently) do we think most deserves it?

#Me and my silly questions #Growing my silly information hoard :) #These kinds of jokingly hostile comments are one of my favourite types of amicable ribbing #Just know I love you all and I'm so terribly sorry if I forgot someone #If I could I'd make the poll have like fifteen or twenty or thirty options so I could include ever person who's fic I've ever read #But I'm testing if people think this is fun enough to interact with before I break out the spreadsheets #And I had to include myself or I'd get yelled at for being biased or whatever the term is /lh #I am real tired I can't recall the proper word at the moment

[thyandrawrites]

I don't think I've ever shared the final results here 🤔 but if anyone remembers me working on some handmade gifts back in july/august, here's two of them! A little Lan Zhan and an equally tiny Ulquiorra. Ulquiorra's jacket gave me a lot of trouble and I'm not super satisfied with it, but the Lan Zhan doll is probably one of my fave designs so far. I'm thinking of doing a tiny Reo with these proportions at some point. Tho I'll see if I can have him sitting instead 🤔

#Lan zhan was fun because I got to experiment a new way of doing the front bangs #I hadn't worked on that type of hairline since nagant and I think my technique improved a lot #Tho you can't really see it bc black yarn doesn't sbow up well on camera #As for ulquiorra the hair itself was hell but I loved doing the skull helmet thingy #Very fun shape. Lots of thinking involved #I wish I had better pictures but silly me forgot to take good ones before doing the wrappings #The first one is actually a photo my friend took. That's why there's mdzs merch in the background djjdjwbdiw #Anyway sorry for the random crochetposting #I have crochet withdrawals cause I haven't been working on much these days #And my current project is on hold until I can get supplies... Sigh #Thyandra's crocheting adventures

[shrekshugebadussy]

started playing The Arcana again bcuz i forgot it was a thing and i never finished it (only got halfway thru Asra’s route) & i got very curious about Lucio’s route since he’s practically the dead one & how that would work and let me tell you when that motherfucker opened his mouth… yeah i knew i was in trouble 🙃

#he most certainly fits my type #i mean he’s a little (a lot) full of himself. confident asshole. troubled. protective & flirty. mischievous. #just… #i’m ngl kinda reminds me of astarion a bit #but yeah i saw an ad for it and forgot it existed & i started the Asra route again #but i had to restart bcuz i couldn’t remember what happened #but i think i stopped reading before bcuz i constantly had no coins & i couldn’t earn them thru the wheel & i kept losing the game 🥲 #i get they’re an indie developer but i hate that i have to spend so much just for a special scene #but only did i now learn that the paid choices do not affect the ending so i’m glad about that #i think that’s what mostly turned me away last time #i thought the coined choices got the good ending 😭 #anyways #mine #the arcana #delete later? #oof

[vagorsol]

they’re having a normal one (based on this post)

#sol.png #warframe #erra #lotus #is this only funny to me? perhaps. #fun fact i realized right before posting i forgot a part of the regex and had to rewrite it and let me tell you #typing on an ipad is not fun do not recommend

[lo-fi-charming]

Hi, I saw your ideal Elias drawing and wanted to let you know that portraying politically and/or socially power people & people in high positions has roots deep in antisemitism. It's derived from the claim that all or most political figures are actually jewish and that Jews thus 'run the media'.

Some further reading: The Atlantic article on why conspiracy theorists always land on the Jews: https://www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/archive/2022/10/why-conspiracy-theorists-always-land-on-the-jews/671730/

The Guardian article on QAnon and their roots in antisemitic theories: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/aug/25/qanon-conspiracy-theory-explained-trump-what-is

Wikipedia article on the international Jewish conspiracy, which also has a short 'see also' section linking to two more Wikipedia articles on antisemitic conspiracy theories: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Jewish_conspiracy

I'm sure you didn't purposefully portray Elias as an antisemitic stereotype/conspiracy, antisemitism often hides in plain sight, so I wanted to take initiative.

Have a good [insert relevant temporal word here] :) /gen

anon im going to be so straightforward and real with you

my thoughts on this:

it is a... silly little joke. a pun yknow? EELias? we all have a sensible chuckle

i drew him as an eel because i like eels. i love them so much. i would hug and kiss them.

pr sure the most relevant angle for that antisemitic stereotype is lizard people? and he is not a lizard. he is an eel

my elias isn't jewish? so...?

also elias runs a dumb little institute that relies on donors... he has like 5 dollars... i wouldn't exactly describe him as Politically Powerful

i GUESS you could argue that, well he is literally the guy secretly manipulating all events for his evil plans, but like... that isn't why i drew him, specifically, as an eel? review points 1 and 2

...i think when it comes to why folks might feel the urge to send asks like this... i get it can come from a genuinely well-intentioned place, to an extent. but i've talked before about how asks like these come off and how they make me, personally, feel. it's not your job or obligation to write out an essay explaining to me why [your interpretation of my art] means ive drawn something you feel is bad, and thus need to warn me of

like im sorry but ultimately my feeling is that it's just not that deep and kind of a reach, and this ask is frustrating to me because to me it feels like you're taking the worst-faith reading of something innocuous as an excuse to be pedantic in my direction

#echoecho #and goodness knows i've had enough of that on just this blog #how does this always happen i wonder... i always wake up to these anons #i guess it's just bc im a fool who loves posting right before bed #also the fact that dear anon doesn't even say 'eel' in the ask itself is really getting me #anon i'm going to be 100% real with you. the omission of that word specifically makes it seem like #you thought he was a lizard and immediately wrote all this up and then realized the eel pun afterwards but felt you were already in too dee #so you just sent the ask anyway and removed the word lizard #im sure this is not what happened you probably just forgot to type it but. i think i'll keep my version. at least it's funny #bc right now it just sounds like i cant draw anyone in a position of power period. bc that means they're jewish and it's antisemitic #what a way to start my morning...

[milkbreadtoast]

Hey chief, I read your tags and I'm gonna need you to start doing wrist stretches regularly. You sound like you need it... And probably a wrist brace. Depending on the brand of wrist pain, you can try applying heat or cold to it to soothe it also. ❤ Please stay healthy and treat your body kindly!

ohhh yeah I'm just complaining orz but I've been having wrist/arm related pain since I was 18 and even went to physical therapy before... but in the past 2? ish? yrs it has gotten a lot better than before! I used to grt flareups that would last weeks or even months... But now my flareups usu last a few days or a week at most. And the pivotal factor that started thjs improvement is because I started doing some light weight lifting every other day (wish I was disciplined enough to get Buff... but I think of this as like. recharging my drawing stamina and usu draw the day of or day after)

tysm for ur concern!! I do know to do wrist stretches (sometimes I don't bc of hyperfocusing tho🫠 and end up not taking breaks and overdoing it... which is my problem... )

#But I think doing the exercises helped me lot more than the brace did #i did try that before #only strength exercises helped noticeably #if i didnt start doing that #youd see me posting only like #once every 2 months #instead of almost every other day kdjfj #ask #o yea it was so bad tho #i suffered throughout my entire college yrs #had to get disability accommodation (it wasnt much just to ensure i could use my laptop to type n stuff) #and i p much stopped drawing and writing w a pen #like i switched to typing to take notes #and for the past 2 yrs ive drawn almost 100% on phone #did u guys know the reason thats why i switched to phone dkfjs #i think i forgot to mention that recently #but thats why... not just out of convenience or to be quirky XD its bc it feels less strenuous than pen(ie paper/tablet/ipad) #tho it does make my hand/fingers cramp up if im not carefulll #like now :( #pain pls go away soon