Tony: *To Bucky* You cannot shoot every single person I've dated that you don't like!
Bucky: *Raises an eyebrow*
Tony: Okay, you technically can, but you shouldn't. Come on, Steve! Help me out here!
Steve: *Amused* Idk babe, you always tell him to use his free will, and that's exactly what he is doing.
Tony: *Frustrated* I'm so done with both of you, absolutely done.
Bucky: Don't say that doll *Pushes the genius into his lap* I'll behave if you spend some quality time with us, ¿hm?
Tony: *Squints* I feel like I'm being blackmailed but I'll allow it just because you're hot.
Steve: *Hugs the pair of brunettes* Oh so you are with us just because we're hot?
Tony: Right now? Yes. Now shut up and kiss me cuz I'm still mad at you.
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Makoto just showing Mukuro a Vampire Bat name Nago and I don't know the Story
(I'm just gonna Stop Drawing Naekusaba and just Stay Far Away from Danganronpa for a While...)
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"Why? Why does your country torment us so?" Whumpee asked, their voice trembling with pent-up anger and sorrow.
Whumper, slathered in medicinal paste and bandages, looked at them with pained eyes. Their silence sounded louder than any apology they could have offered.
"We.. we were told that this is for the greater good. We didn't know... I didn't know the pain we were inflicting on people," Whumper admitted solemnly, guilt etching a deep crease on their face.
Whumpee inhaled sharply, "You choose to invade our lands, impose your laws, take our resources and you didn't know? You say you didn't understand what you were doing?"
"We were soldiers, orders were orders—" Whumper started, but Whumpee cut them off.
"No, Whumper. You have choices. Always. Every time you raise your sword, that's a choice." Whumpee tears welled up in their eyes as they looked away.
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Absolutely horrified, I played a match of pier where we (BLU) were heading for failure. I was soldier and figured since we were gonna lose I might as well practice my direct hit aim and switched, but literally when I got to the cart which was going on overtime, our medic is there. Our medic has 100% uber. He has the kritzkrieg. I am the only person around and he makes eye contact with me. I am using the DH which I JUST switched. Today is a bad aim day. I don't do well being ubered, it throws out my composure. I shake my head no at him no please but he mercilessly jumps on my heels and chases me to the enemy team, who are clumped up in groups and literally right there. You cannot believe the utter misery I had staring at them, knowing I had 0 splash in my hands.
Then our medic kritzes me up and the most embarrassing thing in my life happens, NOT A SINGLE SHOT HITS. The enemy team isn't even moving. Full duration, I am blasting, I am shooting, I am missing everything. I didn't even get the fucking Sniper, who was just standing there like a bullseye. Practically begging me to blow him to bits. I quickly found one thing we had in common: neither of us could hit shit. After my absolutely atrocious display, where I could FEEL my medic's life draining out of him behind me as I was on the other end of seeing my careful planning and care of harboring my uber, seeng all my effort wasted in seconds on my pocket without a single bloody limb to show for it, we quickly perished from the enemy team's much more competent duo. And then we lost right after because it was overtime. We would have capped if I ran anything else. Never going to forget the look in my medic's eyes when I turned around after my blunder. Never again.
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Appreciation post for people who fight Axl Low; thank you for queuing up against me over and over I know he's so fucking annoying thank you for playing with me in spite of that. I love Guilty Gear Strive so much :]
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