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kitchenlung · 1 year

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What Is a Pairing Knife? A Guide to This Essential Kitchen Tool

Whether you’re a professional chef or just a home cook, a pairing knife is an essential tool that can make all the difference in your culinary creations. This small knife is designed for precision work, allowing you to peel, trim, and slice with ease. In this guide, we’ll take a closer look at what a pairing knife is, how to choose the right one for your needs, and how to use it effectively in the kitchen.

What Is a Pairing Knife?

A pairing knife is a small, versatile knife with a pointed tip and a short blade. It is typically between 2.5 and 4 inches in length and is used for a variety of tasks in the kitchen, including peeling, trimming, and slicing small fruits and vegetables, deveining shrimp, and removing seeds from chili peppers.

Choosing the Right Pairing Knife

When choosing a pairing knife, there are a few factors to consider, including the blade material, handle material, and overall design. Here are some key considerations:

Blade Material

Pairing knife blades are typically made from one of two materials: stainless steel or high-carbon steel. Stainless steel blades are more resistant to rust and staining, but they are also less sharp than high-carbon steel blades. High-carbon steel blades, on the other hand, are sharper and hold their edge longer, but they require more maintenance to prevent rust and staining.

Handle Material

Pairing knife handles can be made from a variety of materials, including wood, plastic, and metal. Wood handles are aesthetically pleasing and comfortable to grip, but they require more maintenance to keep them in good condition. Plastic handles are lightweight and easy to clean, but they may not be as durable as other materials. Metal handles are sturdy and durable, but they can be slippery when wet.

Design

Pairing knives come in a variety of designs, including straight blades, curved blades, and serrated blades. Straight blades are the most common and are best for tasks that require precision cutting, such as peeling and trimming. Curved blades are ideal for tasks that require a rocking motion, such as mincing herbs. Serrated blades are best for cutting through tough skins, such as those found on tomatoes and citrus fruits.

How to Use a Pairing Knife

Using a pairing knife is easy once you know the proper technique. Here are some tips:

Grip the handle firmly with your dominant hand.

Hold the food item with your non-dominant hand, making sure to keep your fingers curled under to avoid cutting yourself.

Use the tip of the pairing knife to make small, precise cuts, moving the knife away from your body and towards the food item.

For peeling, hold the food item in your non-dominant hand and use the blade to remove the skin in small, downward strokes.

For trimming, hold the food item in your non-dominant hand and use the blade to remove any unwanted bits or blemishes.

Maintaining Your Pairing Knife

To keep your pairing knife in good condition, it’s important to take proper care of it. Here are some tips:

Clean your knife after each use with warm, soapy water and a non-abrasive sponge.

Dry your knife immediately after washing to prevent rust and staining.

Sharpen your knife regularly using a sharpening stone or honing steel.

Store your knife in a knife block or on a magnetic strip to protect the blade and prevent accidents.

FAQs

What is the difference between a paring knife and a chef’s knife?

A paring knife is smaller and more precise than a chef’s knife, which is larger and designed for more heavy-duty tasks like chopping and slicing larger ingredients.

Can a paring knife be used for anything besides fruits and vegetables?

While a paring knife is most commonly used for peeling and trimming fruits and vegetables, it can also be used for tasks like deveining shrimp and trimming meat.

Do I need a serrated paring knife or a straight blade?

It depends on your specific needs. A straight blade is best for precision cutting and peeling, while a serrated blade is better for cutting through tough skins like those on tomatoes or citrus fruits.

How often should I sharpen my paring knife?

It’s recommended to sharpen your paring knife every few weeks or as needed to keep the blade sharp and effective.

Can I put my paring knife in the dishwasher?

While it’s possible to put your paring knife in the dishwasher, it’s not recommended as it can damage the blade and handle. It’s best to wash your knife by hand and dry it immediately to prevent rust and staining.

Conclusion

In conclusion, a paring knife is an essential tool in any kitchen. It offers versatility, precision, and ease of use for a variety of tasks, from peeling and trimming fruits and vegetables to deveining shrimp and trimming meat. When choosing a paring knife, it’s important to consider the blade material, handle comfort, and blade shape. With proper care and maintenance, a paring knife can last for years and become a reliable tool in your kitchen arsenal. So, whether you’re a professional chef or a home cook, a paring knife is a must-have for any kitchen.

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demonic-shadowlucifer · 11 months

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Let's talk about Exclusionists and how they harm the community they claim to protect: A collection of hate.

Welp! Pride Month is just around the corner, and with it, exclusionist and TERF rhetoric. A few disclaimers before we get into this: -While this is about the harmful things Exclusionists have done, I would like to add that the Inclusionist Community can be *just* as guilty of doing the things I'm about to mention. -Furthermore, I believe that both the "Inclusionist" and "Exclusionist" labels are kind of pointless tbh, since being inclusive is just the bare minimum, y'know? -TERFs and their variants will also be mentioned since TERF Rhetoric is a frequent thing in Exclusionist communities, especially in Longsword Lesbian communities. -This is not intended to be a discourse post at all, this is mostly for educational purposes and awareness. Furthermore, I don't think being queer should be controversial at all.

-And of course, HEAVY trigger warning for the following: Exclusionism, TERF Rhetoric, Ableism, Suicide Bait, Encouragement of Violence and more. For this post, I have collected screenshots of many hurtful things exclusionists have said, and evidence to prove links to rhetoric from non-queer homophobes. These are screenshots from Tumblr, Twitter and Instagram as well. I give credit to @/animefacialreconitionsoftware01 on Tumblr, Exclusionist Struggle Tweets on Twitter, exclusmoment on Instagram and many others for these screenshots.

So, hang on, what even is an exclusionist?

An exclusionist is a group of mostly queer individuals who attempt to gatekeep the LGBTQ+ Community by claiming certain groups aren't truly queer or "not queer enough".

Exclusionist can be used on it's own, but also as an umbrella term for other groups, such as: Mspec Exclusionists (Battleaxe Bis) - A group of exclusionists that believe that other Multisexual labels outside of "Bi" are harmful, or that they're the same as bisexual. Their primary targets tend to be pansexuals and panromantics. Transmedicalists - A group of mostly exclusionists (Mostly trans people, but occasionally cis people), who believe that you must meet a certain number of requirements in order to be Transgender. While every transmedicalist has different views, the most common opinion is that dysphoria is required to be trans. One well known Transmedicalist is Kalvin Garrah. Trans Exclusionary Radical Feminists (TERF) - One of the most recognizable Exclusionist groups. While TERFs aren't inherently queer, their rhetoric can overlap with many other groups (Especially Longsword Lesbians and Transmedicalists on some occasions), so they get a mention here. There's not really much to say about them, outside of the fact that they're simply transmisic feminists. Their primary targets include trans women, but they may also target trans men, nonbinary folks, bisexuals and other mspec groups, intersex folks and sometimes ace/aro folks. The group also has *several* links to white supremacy. Longsword Lesbians - Speaking of Longsword Lesbians, this is a group that intends to fight lesbian erasure. This one might have had good intentions at first, but then started excluding other lesbians, becoming an exclusionist group, though I can't get much information on it's origins. Their primary targets include Nonbinary Lesbians, Mspec Lesbians and PNC Lesbians. They may also exclude GNC lesbians and trans lesbians, though not all of them do. Gravity Knife Gays - Exclusionists that target other gay men, primary nonbinary gays, Mspec Gays and PNC Gays. They may also target GNC gay men and trans gay men, though not all of them do. Aspec Exclusionists - I don't think I need to explain this one. So, why are they bad?

Well, there's evidence on how it's bad. Outside of erasure and gatekeeping harmless identities, a lot of exclusionists have a straight up habit of harassing other queer folks or calling for harassment. And there's plenty of evidence to prove it as well. I'm going to warn you, some of these contain suicide bait and slurs. Please proceed with caution if that sort of thing stresses you out. Some words are censored to avoid getting banned (and for my own comfort as well). Obviously, you have the ones that are simple gatekeeping, which is almost always bad.

(Image ID: A Tumblr post from user "alpinestag". The text reads "REAL lesbians don't date or sleep with men in their past lives! Let's be real, if your soul married a man 1000 years ago, you're bisexual"). I *was* originally going to give this person the benefit of the doubt and assume they were joking, but when I looked they had a *lot* of TERFy shit on their blog, so they were definitely serious.

(Image ID: A Tumblr post from user "didcourze". The text reads "on asexuals having sex, why would u want to have sex with someone if not attracted to them? i get it u still have a sex drive even if ure not attracted to people sexually but how could you justify using someone that u clearly have no interest in solely for sex, ur own pleasure, like that's so fucked??") And then, there's folks that will take it to more extreme levels, like these fellas. This one might not be calling for harassment, but it is *heavily* implied.

(Image ID: A screenshot from a Twitter post in dark mode that shows another screenshot of a Twitter user's bio, also in dark mode. Some information is blacked out in red. The primary tweet has the text "Fucking trenders. Excluse do your thing 💖" The screenshot of the twitter bio below the text contains many plant emojis and heart emojis, and shows the text "I genuinely want to be nice to you all", "hy/him/hers", "transmasch butch boi. OMNIGAY", "'TRENDER" on T" and other information about their location, age, followers and following and the join date. End ID). This one on the other hand... this is blatant harassment.

(Image ID: A screenshot of a Tumblr ask from an anonymous user. The message reads "transwomen are men and if they were really women you wouldnt have to be screaming it 100 times. also k yourself.". A word that starts with k is also blocked out in red. End ID). "Asexuals don't experience oppression" ....Are you sure about that?

(Image ID: A screenshot of a Tumblr dm by a user named "aphobickaito". Some words are blacked out in red. The messages read "D bitch.". Did your daddy r you so hard that your brain got fucked too and you think this dragon cake shit is funny? Because that's some shit". End ID) For those wondering, the last censored word is the r-slur. Some posts will also advocate for straight up violence, like these ones below.

(Image ID: A screenshot of a Tumblr post from a user named "aletheius". The text reads "I love being aphobic. if you don't want to bed the love of your life you should be beaten up and stuffed in a locker".)

(Image ID: A screenshot of a twitter message/post from user "gowonstiara". The text reads "asexuals deserve to d*3". End ID).

(Image ID: A screenshot of a twitter user's bio in dark mode. Some information and words are blocked out in either red or blue. A scribble of blue has the words "Irrelevant stuff here". The rest of the bio reads "k all bi/pan lesbians". End ID).

(Image ID: A screenshot of a twitter post from user "brontydownunder" in dark mode. The text reads "'They're putting asexuals in concentration camps in China' good. Put more". End ID).

(Image ID: An screenshot of a post containing an image of a cropped Asexual flag. The text on the flag is slightly edited, and reads "START KILLING US". End ID) A lot of exclusionist posts also have a *lot* of suicide bait in them as well, such as these ones shown below. Again, scroll with caution if you are sensitive to these sorts of things. There is also an f-slur being used with malicious intent in one of these.

(Image ID: A twitter post from user "beebies" in dark mode, with the two e's replaced by 3. Part of the text has been blocked out with red. The text reads "if u go by they/them go k ll urself no offense lol 😍". End ID). I was going to censor the slur in this one, but decided not to just to show how malicious exclusionists really can be.

(Image ID: A screenshot of a tumblr notification. Part of the text is blacked out in red. The text reads "net-angel reblogged your post: asexual faggots sh t yourself challenge". End ID) And then there's some that will just straight up admit to hating certain groups and even harassing them. Others will admit to being fucking proud of their bigotry.

(Image ID: A screenshot of a twitter post from "sinboundhaibane" in dark mode. The text reads "i hate trans men, yes. if you understood the material realities of the situation, you would hate them too".)

(Image ID: A screenshot of a twitter post from an unknown Twitter user. The text reads "does anyone have edits they want views on i'm about to bully a bi/pan lesbian supporter 🏃‍♀️". End ID)

(Image ID: Two tweets from Twitter users "pipcrgrace" and "ssapphrodite". The text on the first tweet reads "just say you hate he him lesbians and move on...", the text on the second tweet has four variations of "i hate he/him lesbians" and "i ha" at the end. End ID).

(Image ID: A Tumblr post from user "jwjdhdjsksks". The text reads "The panphobes are out in full force today and I'm so proud". End ID). It should be obvious on why this is bad. Advocating for harassment or straight up violence, or telling someone to hurt themselves over their identity is NEVER a good thing no matter how you look at it. No buts, whats or ifs. And that's not even the end of this either. There's also some exclusionists who will restate the *same exact* rhetoric that Anti-LGBTQ+ people spew around. Here's a look.

TERF rhetoric (And invalidation of nonbinary identities)

(Image ID: Three tweets from three users with their names blocked by red, yellow and teal respectively. The screenshot is taken in light mode. The first tweet reads "I've spoken to many girls on here who did transition due to bullying/pressure. Lesbians are also attracted to girls." The second reads The two aren't mutually exclusive, either. Some trans men and trans women identify as lesbians, too.". The third tweet reads "Lesbians are female only.". End ID). Hmmm, I wonder where I've heard THIS before.

(Image ID: A Tumblr post from an individual who's username is pixeled out. The text reads "I really hate the Blue's Clues pride video. They are literally forcing their mogai shit on to little kids. Why do they have to feed kids bs like "nonbinary gender identities" and "pansexuality" on to children!? Why? (Just to clarify: I am not against teaching children about LGBT stuff, I am against teaching children bs)." End ID). Some will admit to straight up misgendering people as well. Again, seems familiar?

(Image ID: A Tumblr post from user "feminismnightmare". The text reads "Hi if you claim to be trans and tell me you're not dysphoric I'm going to use your biological pronouns". End ID). *More* TERF rhetoric (I would also like to point out that the saying "men are trash" is almost always a red flag, no matter the intent, due to it's high usage with TERFs).

(Image ID: A screenshot from an unknown Twitter user. The text reads "Lesbianism is understandable because men are trash. Gayness is fair because trash like trash. Bisexual = greedy. Trans = mental illness. All the others.. nonsense". End ID)

Lastly, and perhaps most importantly, a *LOT* of Exclusionists I've seen are also incredibly ableist and racist as well.

Many Exclusionists claim that some queer groups harm neurodivergent folks and POC, but... are we *really* sure about that?

(Image ID: A Twitter post from user "annadoescare". The screenshot is taken in dark mode. The text reads "i don't care about your mental illness. it's not my problem. stop making up these genders that embarrass the lgbt". End ID)

(Image ID: Two tweets from two users with usernames blocked out in red and yellow respectively. The screenshot is taken in dark mode. The first tweet reads "There are lesbians who like men. There are lesbians who are men. There are lesbians who are straight. There are lesbians who are bisexual. There are all this and more". The second tweet reads "This is why I hate autistics". End ID). ...Excuse me but what the actual FUCK. /neg

(Image ID: A Tumblr comment from user "trans-wojak". The text reads "being racist towards whites won't change slavery" with an analog winking emoji at the end. End ID). Straight up eugenics, TERFism or both? You decide! (I'm also slightly convinced this person has internalized ableism as well, but that's not really my say).

(Image ID: A Tumblr post from user "posttraumaticspacelesbian-blog". Part of text has been blocked out with red. The text reads "as a disabled womon i would like to point out that all disabled men should b k ed" End ID.)

Some will also compare some queer groups to arguably worse shit. Exhibit A:

(Image ID: A post from Twitter user "sinboundhaibane" in dark mode. The text reads "new poem: bi lesbianism is a fascist dogwhistle eat my shit". End ID). Exhibit B:

(Image ID: A post from Tumblr user "postmodern-baseball". The text reads "cops aren't class traitors, nonbinary lesbians are." End ID) And there's a SHITTON more too. But I could never do it justice in this post, especially with TERFs. Now, before you exclusionists come at me with "But NOT ALL OF US ARE LIKE THAT!" or "Inclusionists do this too!" First off, I am fully aware that inclusionists are guilty of some of these as well, which is why I don't use the inclusionist label. But that's besides the point, I don't care if you're not like the folks in this post. I don't care if not every exclusionist is like this. THIS is what Exclusionism promotes. THIS is what Exclusionism encourages. Exclusionism is always going to encourage harassment and infighting. No matter how civil you are, no matter how "chill" you are, no matter how "nice you are, it doesn't matter in the end. By excluding other queer folks from queer spaces, you are actively condoning harassment. No, I don't want to hear any excuses. Exclusionism has and always will be harmful to other queer communities. Still don't believe me? Here's some videos that show and explain the exact same thing, as well as some other educational videos thrown into the mix. Transmedicalism: An Investigation. Breaking my Silence on Kalvin Garrah: Part One, Part Two , Part Three. Inside a Cult: A Series about Gender Criticals. Why is Queer Discourse so Toxic?

Addressing my "Lesbophobia" - A Rant about Mspec Lesbian Exclusionism.

What are TERFs?

The problem with Radical Feminism.

And of course, here's my Mspec Lesbian Exclusionism analysis post.

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redtail-lol · 8 months

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I am still taking pride device background requests and lgballt ballsona requests btw

RULES FOR BALLSONA:

Flag limit of 100. I start struggling when it's that high and only will exceed 100 flags for myself or very specific people if I really like you.

Send me the images for your flags, with label names, so I can quickly download them. Do NOT simply tell me the label names. This is because alt flags exist and I do not know which flags you want

Request MUST BE SENT via DIRECT MESSAGE. Do NOT send request through an ask. It will be turned down.

A flag guide will also be made if you want one. I can do mini flags or mini pride pins.

I would prefer to not use the lipstick lesbian or original bigender flags, but if you use them in reclamation I won't turn you down.

If you want any specific features, please tell me! Otherwise I will choose for you.

Let me know if you want me to 'yassify' it (add umbrella terms and other labels that apply outside from the ones you sent)

NO exclusionist flags such as gravity knife gay, longsword lesbian, truscum, etc.

NO radqueer shit (transx or pro-contact noncon paras)

Consensual paraphilia flags are allowed but those for nonconsensual ones are not, even if you're anti-contact

Non-queer flags (like autistic, adhd, npd, did, etc.) are allowed

Nothing relating to syscourse stances is allowed. I'm a singlet and don't feel comfortable with making anything with it, plus syscourse just isn't actually relevant to queerness.

Note: this doesn't refer to endo systems who want to use an endo sys flag or flag relating to their specific origin, as I don't view that as a syscourse stance, and as a singlet it's not my place to say someone can't request a flag that pertains to an aspect of themselves. But "pro/anti" anything syscourse related flags specifically are not allowed

RULES FOR BACKGROUND:

NO flag limit, because the limit depends on your device, it's proportions, and the layout. Flags you care MOST about should be specified as a Priority Flag, because some flags may not be used depending on if I can fit it in or not. Priority Flags will not be cut under any circumstances.

You must send me BOTH the images of your flags, with names, AND a screenshot of your homescreen or lockscreen (depending on which one you want.) This is NECESSARY because otherwise I CANNOT know the size or shape of your screen. And please showcase all apps, because I will make the background in accordance to your layout

Let me know if you want me to spice it up (add umbrella terms and other labels that may apply outside of the ones you sent)

All devices are welcome, not just phones.

Request MUST be sent as a DIRECT MESSAGE. Requests sent via ask will not be done.

I would prefer to not use the lipstick lesbian or original bigender flags, but if you use them in reclamation I won't turn you down.

Nothing relating to syscourse stances is allowed. I'm a singlet and don't feel comfortable with making anything with it, plus syscourse just isn't actually relevant to queerness.

#requests open #requests #lgballt #pride backgrounds #lgbt background #lgbt ball #ballsona #lockscreen #homescreen #custom wallpaper #pride wallpaper

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pupstarz · 6 months

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the-save-star-anomaly · 11 months

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People to look out for in alphabetic order

Those are people who are either kind of bigoted or extremally bigoted. Go figure.

Queer-Related

Anti-MOGAI individuals

A-spec Exclusionist individuals, also known as: Amisic individuals Aphobic individuals

Education, Culture, Language, Intelligence, Preservation, Sexy, Exclusionist (ECLIPSE), also known as: Exclusionist Sexualities and Identities (ESAI) Exclusionist individuals Exclus individuals Exclu indivisduals Reactionary Exclusionist Gatekeeper (REG)

Exclusionist MOGAI individuals, also known as: Exclus MOGAI individuals

Ethical Non-Monogamy Exclusionist individuals

Gender Critical individuals, also known as: Anti-Gender individuals Transmisic individuals Transphobic individuals

Gender-Non-Conforming Exclusionist individuals

Gravity Knife Gay (GkG) individuals, also known as: Casiamoric Individuals Sunrise Gay individuals Todamoric individuals Torenamoric individuals Trans Exclusionary Homosexual Male (TEHM) individuals Warhammer Gay individuals

Exclusionist MOGAI individuals, also known as: Exclus MOGAI individuals

LGBT+ Confederate individuals

Longsword Lesbian (LSL) individuals, also known as: Sapphomoric individuals Vixenamoric individuals

M-spec Exclusionist individuals, also known as: Anti M-spec Band-Aid Bisexual (BanBi) individuals Battleaxe Bisexual (BAB) individuals Bloodshed Bisexual individuals

Non-Binary Skeptic individuals, also known as: Enbymisic individuals Enbyphobic individuals

Neopronouns Exclusionary individuals

Pronoun-Non-Conforming Exclusionary individuals

Queerphobes, also known as: LGBTQ+misic individuals LGBTQ+phobes Queermisic individuals

Split Attraction Model Exclusionist individuals

Trans-Exclusionary Radical Feminist (TERF) individuals, also known as: Feminism-Appropriating Reactionary Transphobic (FART) individuals Radical Feminist individuals Trans-Exclusionary Radicals (TER) individuals

Transmedicalist individuals, also known as: Nunchuck Non-Binary individuals Transmed individuals Trident Trans (TT) individuals Trumed individuals Truscum individuals

Xenogender Skeptic individuals, also known as: Anti-Xenogender individuals Xenicmisic individuals Xenicphobes Xenogenderphobes Xenogendermisic individuals

Other

Sex Worker-Exclusionary Radical Feminist (SWERF) individuals

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🌸Welcome to My Blog!🌸

🌸About Me!🌸

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-Please continue with the rest of the post to read more about this blog, rules, and DNI before making a request-

🌸About Blog🌸

This blog is dedicated to making profile pictures/icons based on various Queer identities. This blog supports all good faith Queer labels, gender identities, and pronouns. This blog is not a safe space for those who wish to exclude people who identify with labels that pose no threat to anyone within the Queer community. The exclusion within the community is harmful and promotes fighting between Queer people, including promoting Queerphobia within the Queer community.

🌸Rules🌸

-You're limited to two flags for each icon you request. I can only do two flags on one icon as it's much easier for me to do so. I will open up to doing more than two flags in the future if I'm able to do it.

-Any requests of characters of media I refuse to use and flags I refuse to use will be deleted. If you PM me trying to convince me to accept your request (or make a post with me tagged in it doing the same thing), you will be blocked.

-If you're going to use my icons, please credit me beforehand. However, you don't have to ask me to use any of things. All the icons on this blog are free for anyone to use.

-Reblogs and comments will be turned off on my icon posts to prevent people from my DNI list from interacting with my blog. Anyone from my DNI list who tries to reach out/interact with me via a PM or a post will be blocked.

-Discourse of all kinds is forbidden on this blog. I have a discourse blog that is tagged at the top of this post.

-If there's a certain Pride Flag(s) you want me to do, please send it to me through a PM or askbox.

🌸DO NOT REQUEST!🌸

-Exclusionist "Pride" Flags (Battleaxe Bi, Longsword Lesbian, Gravity Knife Gay, Transmed Flag, ect.)

-Radqueer "Pride" Flags

-Lesbian Pride icons using the Labrys Flag or Lipstick Lesbian Flags (these Flags were made to exclude certain groups of Lesbians)

-Requests making Pride icons of canonically strictly aroace characters (unless I make them). This is to avoid people asking requests that are for the purpose of erasing the identity of those aroace characters.

-YouTubers, Celebrities, Actors, and Singers who are not Queer

-Two Spirit Pride Flag of non-Native and non-Indigenous characters (this includes if you headcanon them as Native/Indigenous).

-Mspec Lesbian Pride Flags of canonically Lesbian characters (just to prevent discourse)

-Mspec Gay Pride Flags of canonically Gay Male characters (to prevent discourse)

-Mspec Bi, Pan, Omni, and Ply Pride Flags of canonically Bi, Pan, Omni, and Ply characters (again, to prevent discourse)

-Lesbian Flag of cis male characters

-Gay/MLM Flag of cis women characters

-Pan, Omni, Ply Pride Flags with canonically Bisexual characters

-Bi Flag with canonically Pan, Omni, and Ply characters

-Lesbian/MLM Flags with canonically Bisexual, Pan, Omni, and Ply characters

-Cis "Pride", Straight "Pride", Super Straight "Pride" Flags

-MAP "Pride" Flag

-AAM Flag (stands for Adult Attracted Minor)

-Kink Pride Flags of canonically underage characters

-Pride Flags involving harmful kinks

Please note that I will accept any requests as long as what you want to request isn't on the DNR list. If you have any questions regarding the Do Not Requst line, please don't be afraid to ask. I will also be accepting requests using Neurodivergent and Disablity Pride Flags.

🌸Media I Will Do🌸

🌸JoJo's Bizarre Adventure (I will not be doing icons of Stroheim and Yukako as I absolutely hate these characters. I will not do Bi and Polyamorous pride icons of Joseph as he cheated on his wife. On top of that, it's a harmful stereotype of Bi and Polyam people being cheaters)

🌸Star Wars (I will not accept any icon requests of Cara Dune due to her actress being an extremely terrible person)

🌸Demon Slayer

🌸Jujutsu Kaisen

🌸Marvel (I will not accept requests the MCU versions of Scarlet Witch, Starlord, Kang, Ant Man, Wasp, Iron Man, Doctor Strange, and Black Widow due to their actors being shitty people (let me know if I miss any MCU actors for this list). I will not do Pride icons on the character Sabra due to the fact she's a Zionist character, and she's named after a massacre. I will not accept any Pan, Omni, and Ply flag requests of Loki as he's canonically Bisexual.)

🌸Homestuck

🌸Naruto

🌸One Piece

🌸Pokemon

🌸The Owl House

🌸Bob's Burgers

🌸The Amazing Digital Circus

🌸Media I Will Not Do🌸

🌸Attack on Titan

🌸Helluva Boss and Hazbin Hotel

🌸Hetalia

🌸DreamSMP

🌸Harry Potter and Fantastic Beasts

🌸Seven Deadly Sins

🌸My Hero Academia

🌸Soul Eater and Fire Force

🌸Neon Genesis Evangelion

🌸Supernatural (the TV show)

🌸South Park

🌸Family Guy, American Dad, The Orville, and anything created by Seth MacFarland

🌸Game of Thrones and House of the Dragon

🌸RWBY and anything created by Roosterteeth

🌸DC Comics

🌸Stranger Things

🌸DreamWorks Voltron

🌸Lore Olympus

🌸Five Nights at Freddy's (including the movie too. The creator was outed funding conservative politicians)

🌸Kill La Kill (it's basically "CP the anime")

🌸Shera and the Princesses of Power (only because I want to avoid the Catradora discourse and discourse about the show in general)

-If there's a character from a piece of media I did not put on the list of media I can do, please make sure it's not on the list of media I will not do before submitting a request. Please let me know if there's a piece of media that I should put on the list of media I will not do.-

🌸DO NOT INTERACT!🌸

🌸Racists, Neonazis, White Supermacists

🌸Anti-LGBTQIA+phobes/Queerphobes

🌸Ableists of all kinds

🌸Anti Self Diagnosis/Fakeclaimers

🌸Proshippers, Darkshippers, Comshippers, Anti Antis, Anyone whose Proship "Neutral"

🌸Anyone who believes that fiction cannot be affect reality

🌸 Exclusionists of all kinds

🌸Inclusionists who exclude certain groups of people

🌸Anti MOGAI

🌸Anti It/Its Pronouns and Neopronouns

🌸TERFs, SWERFs, Radfems, TEHMs (or any feminist appropriating fascists)

🌸Israel supporters and Zionists

🌸Anyone who believes that Jewish people have to be Zionists (Zionism is antisemitic)

🌸Antisemities

🌸Islamophobes

🌸Republicans, Centrists, Libertarians, Apolitical, Alt-Right Wingers, and Q-Anon Supporters,

🌸Harry Potter fans and JK Rowling Fans

🌸Anyone whose against Trans men being Lesbians

🌸Anyone who believes AMAB nonbinary people can't be Lesbians

🌸Anyone who thinks that Queer is still a slur

🌸Anyone who thinks that the R Slur can be a reclaimable slur

🌸Autism Speaks supporters

🌸Vivziepop fans

🌸Christians, Catholics, and anyone who practices under any of the Christian denominations

🌸Anyone whose against Paganism, Wiccan and Witchcraft, Satanism, and other marginalized religions

🌸Antitheists

🌸Autistic people who still call their Autism as "Asperger's Syndrome"/Aspie Supremacists (mainly the ones who know why the term is harmful)

🌸Any neurotypical person who still refers to Autism as "Asperger's Syndrome"

🌸Anyone who still using terms like "high/low functioning", "special need", "mentally challenged"

🌸Anyone who believes that narcissistic abuse is real

🌸Anti Kink

🌸Anti Porn and Anti Sex Work

🌸Anyone whose a fan of Amber Heard and Johnny Depp

🌸Anyone who believes that men can't be victims and/or can't suffer under the patriarchy

🌸Anyone who believes that women can't be abuser and/or can benefit from the patriarchy

🌸"Kill All Men" people

🌸Anti Children people (as in people who really hate kids and says shit like "fuck them kids". Not people who don't want kids.)

🌸Pro Lifers and Anti Choicers

#lgbtqia #anti exclusionist #radical inclusion #radical inclusionist #rad inclus #radical inclus #pro mogai #pro mspec #pro xenogender #pro it/its pronouns #pro neopronouns #disability pride #queer #inclusionist

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Because I was too funny to die, here's the first of three posts archiving my "live" tweets for watching playthroughs of the FFXIII trilogy with Orion. Includes original timestamps, typos, and 2021 memes. I'll approximate GIFs if I have to.

4:23 PM · Feb 6, 2021 Watching a playthrough of FFXIII, so here's my not-really-live tweet thread for my own amusement; not spoiler-free.

5:23 PM · Feb 6, 2021 Me, seeing a pretty standardized "boy big and strong, girl small and nice" couple like Snow and Serah: T4T…

5:30 PM · Feb 6, 2021

7:19 PM · Feb 6, 2021 Love that every time Snow says something heroic and ends up digging his grave deeper, Hope is just like

7:19 PM · Feb 6, 2021 Admittedly, even if I had FINALLY resolved myself to abandoning revenge, if Snow Villiers turned around and burped at me, I would suddenly no longer possess the presence of mind to open a survival knife and would instead body him over the balcony of a Palumpolum rest area.

8:10 PM · Feb 6, 2021 Snow: I need everyone to stop trying to blow me up, these tits were expensive.

8:22 PM · Feb 6, 2021 okay this chapter is too long, WHERE'S SAZH

2:11 PM · Feb 7, 2021

2:16 PM · Feb 7, 2021 lmao when the Pompa Sancta parade started, I blurted out "oh, it's opera," and Orion immediately jumped into a baritone "MAAARIA!"

1:55 PM · Feb 9, 2021 YOOO SHE WENT FOR IT

2:04 PM · Feb 9, 2021 Serah 🤝 Vanille Head in tiddies

2:06 PM · Feb 9, 2021 Snow: [talks for too long] Fang: Man, I'm outta here. Lightning: We have to stick together. Fang: Oh. Okay :)

2:07 PM · Feb 11, 2021 WUH HUH SERAH AND VANILLE HAD A MEET-CUTE???

2:32 PM · Feb 11, 2021 One small thing that endeared me towards Hope is that we just watched a playthrough of The Sinking City, and both he and Reed do a similar pensive idle hand animation. Two good, complicated lads.

3:19 PM · Feb 12, 2021 Rygdea to Raines

3:22 PM · Feb 12, 2021 (As the old adage goes, all humor is derived from excruciating pain because, if they don't come back around to the gravity of what happened with Raines, I don't know if I'll be able to take whatever "face the future with hope" thing they're gonna throw at me next.)

3:27 PM · Feb 12, 2021 anyways, cannot BELIEVE the pope took the opportunity to put his face in Snow's chest. it served literally NOTHING to pretend to be Serah for 0.5 seconds, and yet, he went for it.

5:24 PM · Feb 14, 2021 Orphan: and I hit them with the goo goo gaga. *turns all your friends into Cie'th*

5:38 PM · Feb 14, 2021 The leading problem I have with XIII's story is that they'll present A Rule, and, if the rule gets broken, there isn't an explanation. It just worked out in a specific instance For Some Reason.

5:38 PM · Feb 14, 2021 Like, "we hoped really hard against all odds and it worked out" only works for the main characters. Lots of lofty ideas about faith and conviction that hold exactly zero water inside the narrative.

5:38 PM · Feb 14, 2021 It's a shame because characters will have an impactful moment that the story then minimizes in some way (again: Raines?!) or vice versa. Idk, some of the storytelling decisions are just too goofy to overlook when they abut emotional scenes.

5:44 PM · Feb 14, 2021 ANYWAYS THAT WAS PRETTY GAY OF THEM TO CRYSTAL FUSE INTO UHH HECAMUT. BAHATON. THE WAY THEY BAJA BLASTED TO SAVE COCOON. WHO HOLD THE WORLD? GORLS.

5:48 PM · Feb 14, 2021 Fang: I'm lesbian. Hope: I thought you were Pulsian.

End thread.

#FFXIII #Final Fantasy XIII #FF13 #Final Fantasy 13 #tweet thread #long post #if anything is broken blame beta #I was wrestling in the mud with it just to have to rewrite this post like 3 times #alt text embedded #ff13 spoilers #chatter #you can't tell from this thread but I'm a ride or die Sazh fan #it will be obnoxiously obvious in the next two threads

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chaoticbritishqueen · 10 months

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Things I've overheard in my 3rd year if uni:

"You got confused by the concept of a bus ticket...Londoners are weird."

"wait?! you boil your fucking chicken?!"

"I'm going to casually hate crime everyone this evening. It's okay when a gay guy does it right? It's almost charming" "it is as long as you're not being racist."

"are we saying the same thing?" "Don't worry, we're both as deaf as eachother." "Wait no, I'm actually deaf." "Holyshit i'm so sorry."

"You look energised!" "I'm not energised. It's just the nervous energy coursing through my veins."

"Wait you want to fucking hang me?!"

"no more bones for you!" "I am not a womennn" "NO MORE BONES FOR YOU!!"

"Mr blue?! why not Mrs blue?! Why not Mx blue?! WHY ARE WE GENDERING THE VAPES?!"

"what took you so long?" "I fell on my arse" "What?" "An old guy told me to go home" "Ew gross"

"Most heat escapes through our heads, that's why we have hair." "What about me? I have no hair." "Sucks to be you I guess?"

"shein Paul Mitchell tried to get me to give him a lift home and called me georgouus.... what the actual fuck."

"Freshers flu left me feeling sad with a sore throat." "Me after Saturday night's." "MATE! NO!"

"Is anyone an female woman?"

"Disabilities preventing you from being a simp."

"The problem with being a trans women, is that I love thigh high socks, so everytime I wear them I give myself an errection." "That's one way to turn yourself on tbf."

"Google maps says its 12 minutes, but I'm gay, so it will take me 8 right?" "Add headphones and it will take 5."

"I didn't have a minor panic attack when writing my review."

"The doctors took my asthma inhaler from me because I kept using it to placebo myself out of panic attacks!" "Wait, like that one scene in teen wolf?!" "Not so bullshit I found out..."

"The review is due in 11 hours and here I am playing god of war... I definitely am doing good right now everyone!"

"Mens existence ruining my outfit decisions"

"Discriminating against those with confused immune systems. Don't sit on the peanut table motherfuckers."

"I'm Mexican, I know how to survive in the wild!"

"the bottle is on your side tonight!"

"That's kinda gay, not gonna lie." "I am gay?"

"I don't love my sister enough to buy her paper chase wrapping paper. A kidney? Sure! Spending more than 1 quid on wrapping paper? Hell fucking NO!"

"You're 26?! You said you were 18?!" "I wanted to see if you'd belive me." "WHY WOULD I QUESTION YOUR AGE?! THATS FUCKIMG CREEPY" "i thought'd it be funny" "HOW IS IT FUNNY?!"

"I'll bring in a knife... and toilet roll?"

"I HAVE WATER IN MY BRAIN THANKS TO YOU!!!"

"This new year we will be preying for her nipples."

"I wanted an orgy!" "What?" "NOT WITH YOU GUYS. Obviously." "I was about to say..." "Yeah you know he's gay right?"

"STOP BURNING THE MARSHMELLOW! ITS BLACK THAT'S WRONG!" "HEY! what's wrong with black?!" "YEAH! Black is beautiful!" "NOT ON A MARSHMELLOW!!"

"I am the most British person here! Obviously." "Babe, not even your white half is British."

"My Unlce is half Jamaican." "Wait what?!" "It's quite obvious I'm not the Jamaican side of the family..."

"I had to explain to my sister she's not a quater Asian... Somehow noone told her about our biological grandma despite the fact she's named after her..."

"DOCTORS STOLE MY EAR BONES!!!"

"I have to stop eating gherkins when my heart starts beating really fast!" "Are you okay?"

"okay but why does that face give me 'moisurise me' vibes?!" "Thats what apartheid-era inbreeding does to a mf"

"Imagine actually talking to a bus driver, I pretend they don't exist and walk off." "What the actual FUCK is wrong with you you cunt. YOU SAY THANK YOU TO THE BUS DRIVERS, YOU WALNUT!"

"You've got like a bubblegum rock aesthetic going on." "Is that an insult?" "NO! it's cool!"

"No offense to either of you, but you both just gave me the gay gudgement face."

"I think gravity is acting on you and your boobs separately" "I mean issac Newton was a virgin when he discovered gravity."

"HOW WAS I MEANT TO KNOW MY TIT WOULD CAUSE A BREAKUP"

"I have been resting my head on your lap for quite some time now, you don't have any boobs." "My dude, that's called a binder."

"allow me to tube my feet on the tesco floor."

"You felt my ribcage!" "It was certainly a bonding experience"

"My hand smells like it would taste so good." "Please don't eat your hand."

"FUCK THE WHITES! They have no rights." "Xbox or people?"

"I am real straight women""Yes of course you love that man sausage." "Okay, but why did that sentance physically pain me."

"Congrats, you got a new highscore in the ace test."

"I have the eyebrows in the relationship."

"I got flash banged by a whipped cream can on the weekend!" "What the fuck?!"

"FUCK APPLEJACK!" "WHY WOULD YOU FUCK APPLEJACK?!?!?!" "NOT LIKE THAT!!"

"DON'T CAPRI SUN THE BABY!"

"Mc pickle pasta"

"I’m getting silly freaky weird tonight"

"YOU CENSORED YOUR TOES?!"Those are private." "Got to pay for those, do i?" "Yes, £5 per toe. " "Im good, respect the hussle. " "You'd get friends and family discount, Pinkie toes free with the whole set."

"Everyone is naked and dancing in your kitchen... this qualifies as a good party."

"Get back to your lesbian sex party."

"THAT LOOKS IILEGAL! THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!"

"does an earthquake mean the world is jerking off with no pay off?"

"today is the rise of the tampon king. everyone rejoice."

"All my ex gave me was an STI scare and commitment issues."

"Lesbians all know eachother!" "Hello. I am a lesbian and you do not know me. Nice to meet you!"

"I will send you a titty pic when you finish your exam." "now I'm motivated mommy."

"I will be slayed and not in the gay way."

"Day one of guessing what time you come out of the shower." "Fail. I'm fully clothed."

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snoopybutch · 1 year

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its gonna sound so gay but when i heard the song leonard cohen on boygenius’ new album i just thought of you. like any song you recommended to me i would take so seriously. and satanist just makes me want to dance in the kitchen with you

This is ridiculously sweet (and gay) . . I’ll give some random song recs then >:3 here are some songs that’ve been on repeat for me recently; the adults are talking-the strokes, show me how-men I trust, hideous towns-the sundays, this night has opened my eyes-the smiths, tales of brave ulysses-cream, forsythia-veruca salt, rabid-mortician, no spill blood-oingo bingo, I follow rivers-marika hackman, (sorry this has just turned into the diarmuid song power hour) 4:00 am-taeko onuki, (you) on my arm-leith ross(* I think you might really like this one) the wedding list-kate bush, knives out-radiohead, bad moon rising-rasputina, engel-rammstein, under ice-kate bush, here comes the rain again-eurythmics, tin man-america, pain-boy harsher, rain when I die-alice in chains, the first taste-fiona apple, a new kind of love-frou frou, negative creep-nirvana (transmasc song of all time) mistaken for strangers-the national, them changes-thundercat, drain you-nirvana, do the evolution-pearl jam (sorry been recommending this 2 everyone n watch the music vid if u can!!) cannonball-the breeders (you can like *taste the bass guitar in this song it’s delish) knife prty-deftones, monkey gone to heaven-pixies, honeycomb-kadhja bonet (this whole album is fantastic I have it on cd, also recommend her cover of remember the rain) lake of fire-nirvana (this is genuinely probs in top 20 of my fave songs of all time) virgin state of mind-k’s choice, army of me-björk (this played at goth/trance/dark wave night at the gay bar n I literally almost Exploded) please please please let me get what I want-deftones (but the original is also Gr8) gravity-sara bareilles (this song has never and will never fail to make me dramatic n sing along) time in a bottle-jim croce (I love Jim Croce’s music sm lmao) ballroom blitz-sweet, heaven-bryan adams (definitely a contender for a wedding reception song for me) mi mayor venganza-la india, them bones-alice in chains, come undone-duran duran, strangers-ethel cain

I was gonna link my Spotify playlists but it seems #impossible so sorrryyy heehee

#lovely anon #music #sorry I’m an insane person and I love music n diff genres despite me not giving the whole scope of my interests in these recs #I went for soft cool indie shoegaze stuff #then some absolute hits #and some random heavy songs thrown in plus grunge bc who am I without grunge #veruca salt my beloved #grunge music like actually . . come on tagging ppl #diarmuid music power hour #diarmuid makes a post

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foxfairy06 · 10 months

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#exclusionist #gravity knife gay #anti inclusionist #anti inclus #battleaxe bi #exclus #longsword lesbian #transmed #transmed safe #esai lgbt #truscum safe #lgbt #discourse memes #anti mogai #anti xenogender

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subtle-pride-wallpaper · 10 months

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#gay #vincian #todamoric #gravity knife gay #pride #lgbt #lgbt pride #pride wallpaper #lgbt wallpapers #gay flag #snake wallpaper

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princesssarcastia · 1 year

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I posted 21,227 times in 2022

That's 5,091 more posts than 2021!

174 posts created (1%)

21,053 posts reblogged (99%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@wabblebees

@absentlyabbie

@mandaloriandy

@theunofficiallibrarian

@aniseandspearmint

I tagged 1,803 of my posts in 2022

#pretty - 188 posts

#art - 159 posts

#star wars - 82 posts

#dc - 36 posts

#meta - 30 posts

#that's my wife - 28 posts

#star trek - 28 posts

#tags tags tags - 24 posts

#fashion - 22 posts

#anyway - 20 posts

Longest Tag: 140 characters

#play stupid games (allow the corporate surveillance state into your home) win stupid prizes (unsuable tech you made essential to your life a

My Top Posts in 2022:

alright all the irl people who know anything about this actually LIKE the man so this is the only place i can say it, but

harry styles gets on my nerves. the REASON he gets on my nerves is that he gives off the vibe of like—he’s like the human embodiment of being gay but not queer. i don’t think he’s even gay (he may be, he may not, i don’t even really care) but that’s what it feels like to me. it’s like the essence of the thing people are upset about, with pride being commercialized and becoming hollow and meaningless.

oh! i know. seeing harry styles speak (or sing. or apparently do some fashion icon thing) and people get excited about it, is like watching other queer gay people go up to the amazon booth at the pride festival excited for free swag and thinking its cool that amazon is here. that’s what its like.

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“Because the unavoidable truth here is that the system is already rigged. And its rigged in a way that has allowed a party without popular support to drastically reshape an entire branch of government for the foreseeable future by appealing almost exclusively to white voters in some of the least populous regions in the country. That is not a mandate, and its not democracy. It’s a fucking travesty!

“We are at the end of a generational battle, and the heartbreaking thing is, we lost.

“And that hurts. It’s going to hurt for a long time, for a lot of people, in ways that could take a while to fully comprehend. But the next battle has to start right now; and it will be long—we didn’t get here overnight, and we won’t get out of here overnight. But we must be willing to fight tirelessly and with every tool and tactic at our disposal.”

As always, John Oliver says it better than I ever could. This is his episode from just after Amy Coney Barrett’s nomination to the Supreme Court, which was the point of no return on the path to overturning Roe v. Wade. We were always going to end up here, but got does the knife still hurt slipping into your gut, even if you saw it coming.

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to be honest i feel like both AOS canon and aos fandom don’t treat the vulcan genocide in the first movie with enough gravity. like. 80-90% of the time people don’t even call it what it is, let alone focus on what the effects would be on the remaining vulcans. we actually spend way more time talking about tarsus iv as a fandom than nero’s destruction of vulcan. and the more I write for AOS the more that wigs me out a bit.

the WHOLE PLANET is GONE. SIX BILLION PEOPLE were MURDERED in a matter of HOURS. it’s mass death on the largest scale in what I assume is recorded federation history. we could uh. dwell on that. a bit more. there’s probably something there worth talking about.

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next steps re: lizzy biting the big one

starting with india, kenya, pakistan, grenada, or cyprus, countries begin to leave the commonwealth

liz truss tries to do some diplomacy about it and it doesn’t work

charles the third of his name or what the fuck ever tries to do some diplomacy about it, says something BREATHTAKINGLY RACIST and actively makes it worse. countries start leaving even faster.

australia peaces out

scotland announces a new independence vote before the end of the year

wales, not to be outdone, announces an independence vote before the end of the MONTH

canada peaces out

someone starts a conspiracy theory on tiktok that liz truss had the queen poisoned just after their official meeting

Ireland announces the affirmative results of the reunification vote it held while you motherfuckers were distracted via the Sinn Féin twitter. britain pulls a spain circa 2017 and tries to prevent it

king charles III dies of a heart attack from stress, smh guys he just wanted to live out the remainder of his life in peace while directly profiting from the imperial and colonial violence of his mother ancestors, he wasn’t expecting to actually have to WORK for it

king arthur returns, sword in hand, to reclaim his rightful place as king. the tories, desperate at this point for some kind of miracle, let him do it.

his first act as king is to demand the abolition of the british monarchy, because “strange women lying in ponds and distributing swords is no basis for a system of government”

someone calls a vote of no confidence in liz truss. she fails it (in large part due to the conspiracy theory), they hold an election

Christopher eccleston becomes the prime minister

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My #1 post of 2022

ao3 crashing just as i try to click through to the last chapter of the fic i stayed up all night to finish is just fucking typical

2,347 notes - Posted June 6, 2022

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#tumblr2022 #year in review #my 2022 tumblr year in review #your tumblr year in review #my most reblogged aka <3<3<3 #Youtube

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deadboystims · 1 year

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