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ruushes · 23 days
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finally some good fucking spells
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zapsoda · 2 months
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ok but blatantly and inarguably a lot of "accepting" parents would rather their children be ~nonbinary~ and/or ~nontransitioning~ than binary transgender, and this doesnt devalue exorsexism (not only because it is another form of exorsexism) but because it is a fact
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mugging party poison in a dark alley and taking all their gender
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thinkingabout-girls · 30 days
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oh no, u r not asleep??
no i failed :/
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troolyart · 7 months
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no you don't.. you know nothing of me trooly... you don't know who i am.. but i know you... remember my words.. or else i'll make it this December instead..
This December, I'll remember
Want you to see it when I do, ooh-ooh-ooh,
God knows I do. 🎧🎼🎼🎹
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trytonamorris · 9 days
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Conspiracy theory: a lot of the people who make dumb boomer humor jokes about “wife bad” might just have unknowingly been LGTBQ but not able to realize or acknowledge it, and due to societal pressures to “have a family or end up a failure”, they think it’s normal to hate their partner.
I have been never been seeing things like in sapphic circles. Quite the opposite actually. A lot of people doting on their partner (me included), talking how great they are, how much I want to hold them, their soft voice, shining eyes, her loving and caring presence…
I forgot what I was supposed to be saying
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melhadi74 · 14 days
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What if we addressed body parts like mail addresses
Where does it hurt?
Little toe, foot, leg, torso,body
I would imagine alot of people would die in surgeries
-Dr. surgeon which artery should I cut
-NON YOU DUMBASS HE JUST HAS A STOMACH ACHE WHY IS HE EVEN IN THE SURGERY ROOM WHEN THE GUY WITH A BROKEN valve,left atrium,heart,chest, body IS STILL FLAPPING OUT THERE LIKE A FISH OUT OF WATER *cut to mermaid guy flapping around with the face expression of a fish*
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verahella · 1 month
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yuji had never been in gojo’s office before.
he hadn’t even known such an office existed until he and nobara convinced megumi to let them fly on nue and ended up with their faces smooching a glass window (which was now broken) and they’d been called into gojo’s office for a punishment.
it was extravagant, consisting of a dark oak desk, a floor to ceiling window, marble floors and whatnot. but mostly empty, no traces to suggest that anybody occupied it. it was devoid of any warmth and gojo’s personality—except for a frame on the desk that caught yuji’s eye.
“hey sensei, isn’t that your girlfriend?!”
gojo’s eyes flit to the photograph before he sighs, “she’s not my girlfriend anymore.”
“what?!” nobara screeches, “she was the best you could find! i mean good for her, she’s learnt her standards but now you’re definitely gonna die alone, sensei.”
even megumi’s lips were twisted into a frown.
yuji stutters, backtracking before they get kicked out of school, “wha-what she means to ask is why’d you break up? you guys were perfect for each other.” he pauses, “i think.”
he’d only seen her a few times around campus but she seemed like the sweetest person on earth, based on their few interactions. nobara definitely seemed to approve of her.
gojo props his legs up on the table, shrugging with his hands behind his head, “multiple reasons. first one, she’s out to torture me.”
“i am not.” the trio whips around to see you standing in the doorway, arms crossed with a flat expression. you lift up a bag, “you forgot your lunch. again. it’s been three times this week and it’s only wednesday.”
“as i was saying, she maimed my crotch permanently and lost any hope of mini me running around—”
“it was night and i got jumpscared by your radioactive blue eyes.”
“and then, she launched war on me and didn’t let me cuddle her.”
“because you came home bleeding with an injury that would worsen if i suffocated you.”
“and the worst of all,” gojo narrows his eyes at you, “she ate my kikifuku.”
“you’re a billionaire. just buy some more.” you shrug, placing the cover on his desk.
confusion lingers in the bemused side eyes of the students after the…interesting conversation.
“sure, they all sound heinous crimes…” yuji continues hesitantly, “but is it really worth breaking up over?”
“who said anything about breaking up? i just said that she wasn’t my girlfriend anymore.”
“now i’m even more convinced you were dropped on your head as a baby.” nobara blurts out but megumi’s eyes are already travelling to the ring on your finger, which gojo holds up to show off.
“she’s not my girlfriend anymore because she’s my wife!” he beams.
“fiancée.”
“for now.”
you roll your eyes but a fond smile blooms on your lips and gojo kisses your hand softly, “kids, say hi to mrs gojo. now i call dibs on yuji being the flower boy, megumi the ring bearer and nobara—”
“hold up. maybe we should think this through—”
“no wasting time. i need ijichi to sign the official babysitter documents for our future baby.”
“satoru!”
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t00thpasteface · 9 months
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tone deaf
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dizzybizz · 1 year
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"there, there- breakfast's almost ready..."
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coulsart · 10 months
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Silly continuation of this⭐️
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itsafreetrialofdeath · 4 months
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master tacticians at work
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ok alphys was a character ahead of her time and too good for this damn fandom honestly. she isn't some evil gaslighting lying cringey manipulator who only exists as comic relief for the love of god look at her with eyes less poisoned by cynicism and irony. she is a love letter to... well, a lot of things. a love letter to "cringey" people, to video game fans, to people who try to drown their sadness in fiction. she's so achingly relatable to so many of us that it really feels like toby knows his demographic like the back of his hand. we've all met someone like alphys. maybe we are that someone- awkward, nerdy, can't get over their past mistakes, terrible at phone calls, far more eloquent online than in person, only wants to make people like them to distract them from the fact that they don't like themself. normally, this character archetype is the butt of a great deal of jokes- just a gross nerd who needs to touch grass. but alphys is different. she is, as i said, a love letter. she is one of the best-developed and most complex characters in the game. her nerdiness isn't "fixed" or mocked, it's celebrated. her unabashed love for her interests and her 100% attitude is a big reason why undyne loves her. games, especially in 2015 and before, are not often so genuinely kind to characters like alphys! and in deltarune, too- alphys is still a nerd, despite not being nearly as traumatized as her undertale counterpart. her rambling about shows she loves is a constant across all universes, a fundamental and important and good part of who she is.
and i just think that's very kind, and very important.
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nibeul · 11 months
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he is way too fun to draw
[id: it’s a work in progress of Hobie, drawn as he is depicted in across the spider verse with dark brown skin, wicks, and numerous piercings. He is holding his guitar and looking off to the side. /end id]
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stil-lindigo · 10 months
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shallow grave.
a comic about accepting when your relationship is dead.
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all my other comics
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*Brady Bunches your BBC Ghosts*
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