#😞😞

[verahella]

yuji had never been in gojo’s office before.

he hadn’t even known such an office existed until he and nobara convinced megumi to let them fly on nue and ended up with their faces smooching a glass window (which was now broken) and they’d been called into gojo’s office for a punishment.

it was extravagant, consisting of a dark oak desk, a floor to ceiling window, marble floors and whatnot. but mostly empty, no traces to suggest that anybody occupied it. it was devoid of any warmth and gojo’s personality—except for a frame on the desk that caught yuji’s eye.

“hey sensei, isn’t that your girlfriend?!”

gojo’s eyes flit to the photograph before he sighs, “she’s not my girlfriend anymore.”

“what?!” nobara screeches, “she was the best you could find! i mean good for her, she’s learnt her standards but now you’re definitely gonna die alone, sensei.”

even megumi’s lips were twisted into a frown.

yuji stutters, backtracking before they get kicked out of school, “wha-what she means to ask is why’d you break up? you guys were perfect for each other.” he pauses, “i think.”

he’d only seen her a few times around campus but she seemed like the sweetest person on earth, based on their few interactions. nobara definitely seemed to approve of her.

gojo props his legs up on the table, shrugging with his hands behind his head, “multiple reasons. first one, she’s out to torture me.”

“i am not.” the trio whips around to see you standing in the doorway, arms crossed with a flat expression. you lift up a bag, “you forgot your lunch. again. it’s been three times this week and it’s only wednesday.”

“as i was saying, she maimed my crotch permanently and lost any hope of mini me running around—”

“it was night and i got jumpscared by your radioactive blue eyes.”

“and then, she launched war on me and didn’t let me cuddle her.”

“because you came home bleeding with an injury that would worsen if i suffocated you.”

“and the worst of all,” gojo narrows his eyes at you, “she ate my kikifuku.”

“you’re a billionaire. just buy some more.” you shrug, placing the cover on his desk.

confusion lingers in the bemused side eyes of the students after the…interesting conversation.

“sure, they all sound heinous crimes…” yuji continues hesitantly, “but is it really worth breaking up over?”

“who said anything about breaking up? i just said that she wasn’t my girlfriend anymore.”

“now i’m even more convinced you were dropped on your head as a baby.” nobara blurts out but megumi’s eyes are already travelling to the ring on your finger, which gojo holds up to show off.

“she’s not my girlfriend anymore because she’s my wife!” he beams.

“fiancée.”

“for now.”

you roll your eyes but a fond smile blooms on your lips and gojo kisses your hand softly, “kids, say hi to mrs gojo. now i call dibs on yuji being the flower boy, megumi the ring bearer and nobara—”

“hold up. maybe we should think this through—”

“no wasting time. i need ijichi to sign the official babysitter documents for our future baby.”

“satoru!”

#gojo x reader #gojo satoru x reader #jujutsu kaisen #jjk gojo #jjk x reader #gojo satoru #jjk x you #gojo x you #gojo satoru x you #was writing something for yuji and got sidetracked #whenever it’s multicharacter (or just generally) gojo always steals the spotlight #😞😞 #vera’s.jjk.library.✎

[maiooo-0]

Splatonies I haven't forgotten about you ‼️ so yeah splat ocs

#splatoon #splatoon3 #splatoon oc #waaaah look at my babies #trying to get better at color #😞😞

[bumpintheroad]

anyways can someone come hold me for a little while

#i wanna be taken care of #😞😞

[kwnnys]

thinking about bully!reader and obsessed!ness😵‍💫😵‍💫

cw ; mentions of blood and bruises, suggestive content, unhinged reader and even more unhinged ness, reader is beating up some random student while ness watches

ness watching with an unhinged smile as you pick up the crying student below by the collar, blood dripping down their nose and a visible bruise at the corner of their eye.

it's a sickening sight, and he should be disturbed— afraid, even. but the way you look as you stare the boy down.. it sends a shiver of pleasure down his spine. and he can't bring himself to look away.

the way your lips curve into a grin at the student's pleas for mercy, the way you don't hesitate to throw a punch directly to their stomach (he wishes it was him instead.), or the way you degrade them with that look in your eyes.. he feels his cheeks growing warm.

then you glance over to him. ness feels his breath hitch, and his body stils.. an awkward silence falls between the 3, before you let out a quiet scoff. dropping your victim to the floor before turning to leave.

but not before you shoot alexis one last look. a look he knows all too well.

meet me at the back of the school.

ness gulps. trying to hide the excited grin from showing on his face.

#— elys works #ness hours #i need him so bad #😞😞 #alexis ness #alexis ness x reader #ness x reader #bluelock x reader #bllk x reader #alexis ness x you #blue lock imagines #bluelock imagines #blue lock

[honeybleed]

ever since nikki brought this man on the dash i need to sit on his face

#😞😞

[peophonia]

Korean barbecue with dip

Aaahhhhhh

#damien thorn #phillip pip pirrup #phillip pirrup #sp pip pirrup #sp pip #sp damien #sp damien thorn #south park damien #south park pip #south park #kbbq #shitpost #doodle #sp dip #south park dip #dip #tumbles over #i need them gone #😞😞

[hibiscuslynx]

would u guys like some assorted snippets of various abandoned fic wips..

#feel like i keep asking 'does anyone wanna see [thing]' #but sue me. i do want to know if anyone's interested okay #😞😞 #sorry. i like to write & i also like to talk abt my writing

[icarus-star]

Bit of a funny one, but I feel like Jack probably doesn't do the whole baby talk with babies/animals. Like some little tot will be babbling at him unintelligibly, and just be like "ah, yes, I see" and just start discussing the economy with them or whatever 💀

yeah do not let him babysit 🙁

#that's all i have to say #😞😞 #i ❤ rory culkin #rory culkin #rory culkin x reader #rory culkin smut #jack thurlow #jack goes home #☆arties inbox

[porunareff]

my family thought they were safe from jojo references during the holidays so i color-coordinated their drinks to teach them a lesson

#(shrek meme) and they didn't even appreciate it #😞😞 #also it backfired because i then wanted all the drinks for myself

[straykidsholicleigh]

*sigh*

it’s my ✨depression✨ era

girly I've been depressed since I was eight. good luck, fighting! 😞✊

#leigh answers... ♡. #leighs moots... ♡. thatonedemigodfromseoul... ♡. #im sorry my pooks #😞😞

[hyunimylove]

hehe ok so soobin who unconsciously plays w your boobs >< n he just squishy n squeezy bc it feels good without thinking <3

my boob kink 🥺

soobin laying on your chest for you to play with his hair while lazily squeezing/caressing your breasts <3 asking you to suck them when both of you are about to sleep because it helps him fall asleep quickly and wake up the next day with his soft lips still gently sucking on your nipples :(

#millie <3 #im sad okay #i need him :( #hes just so ekeiwoekekwoeken #i love him sooooooo much #😞😞 #txt soft thoughts #txt hard thoughts #soobin smut

[measuredmotion]

JONAH HAUER-KING on the set of The Threesome posted by Chris Savage on ig 🎥

#jonah hauer king #film set #jhk #here’s a sweet pic #to brighten your day #due to sad news #😞😞

[zemheri35]

#😞😞

[mushed-kid]

i want iced coffee

#😞😞

[scribbyizback]

Does anybody else feel this way

#moon does not #😞😞 #fnaf #dca fandom #art #scribbits art #fnaf dca #fnaf moon #moon fnaf #fnaf moondrop #moon x self insert #please kill me moon fnaf 🙇🙇🙇🙇

[callanton]

hello . . . :3

#i am so back #i miss my mootsie #also im having a wonbin brainrot rn #😞😞 #like really #word by word. #talking —podcast ʚɞ