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numetalpuppygirl · 1 year

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what i'm listening to 3/5/2023 (song notes under cut)

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Laura Les - Haunted: haunted. by laura les.

Foo Fighters - Everlong: links to this post. this is one of the greatest songs in the history of popular music, i believe that genuinely. this song is reaching out and grabbing a loved one and pulling them close and saying "i know it all hurts a lot and this life is cruel to us and it will keep being cruel to us but i'm here with you. i'm here with you and we can live in this moment for as long as possible and it makes it all feel worth it. i would go through every minute of hurt, past and future, another thousand times over if it meant i got to share this moment here with you for just a little longer." anyway i'm normal

100 gecs - Hollywood Baby: did you guys see that laura is wearing a limp bizkit shirt in the music video. crazy stuff. i'm holding off on posting my march album ranking just so the new album can come out and i can put it on there i love this shit

Little Richard - Long Tall Sally (The Thing): if it strikes you, i would really recommend checking out the video for this one that i've put in the youtube version, it's a live performance from 1955 and he's just absolutely electric, it's tons of fun

Paramore - Running Out Of Time: the new album is really good and i'm shocked they were able to bear holding onto this single until the full record came out because this one is golden. hayley williams late queen 2023

Crush 40 - I Am... All Of Me: I LOVE YOU SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG!!!!!!!!!!

Butthole Surfers - Pepper: this song is basically if "loser" by beck was evil and fucked up, although these guys were doing weird shit way before beck. i was going back and watching some old one hit wonderland episodes and the one about this band came on and i was very intrigued, i'd like to hear some more of their stuff. i've noticed something about myself, which is that a todd in the shadows video is perhaps the single quickest way to trick me into engaging level 11 autism mode about any given band/artist/genre/whatever. guess i'm just lucky like that

Robert Johnson - Love In Vain: king of the delta blues babey. the melody and playing technique on this is nuts with a capital nuts. no wonder he was one of the many blues pioneers that the british invasion bands knocked off stole from admired greatly. i don't really have that much to say about these old blues tunes it's just Good Music

Twisted Sister - I Wanna Rock: twisted sister is so fucking goofy and awesome i love it. shoutout dee snider for being one of the coolest motherfuckers of the entire 80s. i listened to this whole album because as i mentioned i've been fucking w the hair metal and it's honestly a really solid record, surprisingly legit in a lot of respects. this is one of the silly pop singles, of course, but damn is it charming and just fun

Green Day - Longview: literally just a song about jerking off bc you're bored. heard it on the radio and said "oh i haven't thought about this song in years" and it proceeded to be stuck in my head for weeks. i grew up on green day so i definitely feel soft for them anyway but man why this song lmao

Paramore - Crave: one of my favorite album tracks. the mix is a little rough here (arguably that's true for a good portion of the record) but the lyrics really hit me big time. like yeah! i AM constantly pining for what once was! even when it was shit! what the hell! so real basically

Parkway Drive - Boneyards: every once in a while i have a moment that's like ohhh yeah... THAT'S why i loved metalcore so much for so many years. and this song gives me one of those moments every time i hear it because that breakdown is IN. SANE. greatest of all time possibly. in fact this whole album is such a landmark for this era of core it's crazy. shoutout parkway drive i hope they make good music again someday

Elliott Smith - Figure 8: first time hearing this song i just about fell out of my chair. the performing talent to take an innocent little educational song for kids and make it just absolutely and totally different in its meaning without changing a single word is staggering. i've always been fascinated by the idea of taking a song meant for kids (or just any song that has that sort of shallow quality to it, which kids' music often possesses in order to make it easy for them to enjoy) and recontextualizing it to actually have countless hidden layers of depth, and elliott smith did that flawlessly. fucking wild. i know some of his music but i need to listen to more

Weird Al Yankovic - Hardware Store: this is just one of those songs that crops up every once in a while to say "hey, remember me?" that video going around with all the cats definitely helped too lol. weird al was probably the first musical artist i could have ever been described as a "fan" of, and i'm continuously surprised by how much of his work holds up and remains just really good and honestly funny. goat

Lynyrd Skynyrd - Simple Man: good song but i'll be honest i mostly included just because i thought this story was kind of funny: i discovered this song by hearing the shinedown cover of it and, without knowing beforehand that it was a cover, immediately having the thought "this is a really great tune..... too great even. let's see who actually sang this originally." no real hate to shinedown they had some decent stuff but this would have definitely been above their level at any point in their career

The Beatles - Maxwell's Silver Hammer: whatever. fuck you. it's catchy and silly

Bill Withers - Lovely Day: i love bill withers but i'll warn anyone who intends to listen - this song is really quite annoying and repetitive. however it also has one of the most loaded hooks i've ever heard, the type that really just drills down deep into your brain. other than that it's just good vibes

Carpenters - All You Get From Love Is A Love Song: i've decided that i love this album actually and also karen carpenter's voice. this song in particular is just a nice little pop song but they really bring everything they've got to it, it's wonderful

Jamiroquai - Virtual Insanity: brought on mostly by paper-mario-wiki posting the video on here. you guys know me, i can't resist weird lyrics about the dangers of a digital future over a funky beat

#listen to my songs boy #i love doing these posts it's like my way of getting to review whatever songs i want without being formal about it or burning myself out #plus i get to occasionally fire off a draft post that wasn't quite good enough to stand on its own (not here but other times as indicated)#*char noises*#talking pop

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nacaharachuya · 1 year

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boycaca: (Im hoping you can answer to my submissions now since im assuming the reason you weren’t able to previously was bc i had to verify my email… smh i sat there trying to figure out how to do it for a few minutes man I’m telling you I’m in my boomer era 😭☝️

ANYWAYS watching you talk about how the idea/possibility of dazai being fit is not completely bonkers since he’s not actually weak and how bones twinkified him and took away his broad shoulders on twitter gives me life. You’re so right. They made my guy SKELETAL (alongside every other character tbh) in the anime and i cannot forgive that

Listen i get the prettyboy dazai belief I completely understand it but.. aurgh HANDSOME dazai is sumn else… i will forever cling to the idea that dazai is more of a handsome prettyboy than a beautiful prettyboy like a lifeline (does that even make sense) like i want harukawa to draw dazai without his shirt off not in a horny way but because i gotta see his shoulders underneath those clothes PLEASE 🙏 (okay so maybe i do say this in a horny way… only a little)

Istg if i were to achieve my dream art style i would draw dazai all day everyday you dont even understand. I’d probably start drawing the mf on my walls at some point because the way i would draw him similarly to spike from cowboy bebop is insane. Spike is one of the very few fictional characters that i am actually attracted to and despite the fact that i am not attracted to any bsd character i am so set on believing that dazai has a similar vibe to him. I can just feel it in my bones my skin my soul theres something about dazai that COULD be like spike. If i just tweaked him a liiiiiittle bit… the dazai i imagine in my mind would end up as another fictional crush (delusional) )

boycaca i think we're like the same person cause I LITERALLY AGREE SO HARD??!?!?!?!?!?! They twinked a lot of characters because bones decided to animate it differently than they had other mangas at that point. Usually, they were super good with staying on point with the style of the manga like noragami or vanitas or fma but GODDAMN THEY DROPPED THE BALL INTO ACID OR SOMETHING WITH BSD. harukawas style is so fluid and beautiful so maybe it would be harder for them to animate, but the extreme body changing I just hate. It's not only dazai ofc there's several other characters that got nerfed but dazai they sillified and twinkified and that has made me so sad.

I also just want to see them all lined up with their body types and SPIKE SPIEGEL FITS DAZAI SO WELL?? COWBOY BEBOP IS ONE OF MY ULT FAVS AND DAZAI AND SPIKE ARE WEIRDLY SIMILAR YOU GET IT!!!!!!!!!! The body type is broader shoulders and a slimmer waist (which tbh is just more of a masculine body type ik) is what dazai has but bones makes them look so...sick and skinny. I'm the world's biggest hater for them taking away the broad shoulders. like I think dazai has a natural classic beauty to him that makes him pleasant to look at because he's got an easy-to-digest face, but he is ultimately handsome. I have a few artists that have drawn him perfectly in my mind and it fits with his description of being a tall, lean, handsome man [look up @byuntaman on twt their dazai and chuu is perfect] I don't see him as very weak because there really is no basis to it when you are comparing him to chuuya. Chuuya's job was to bring the brawn and he was expected of that from the time of being with the Sheep, so naturally, when he's in the mafia he's going to keep up his reputation of being THE STRONG DUDE. It's unfair to compare Dazai to him tbh. Also, the pm trains their members, I'm guessing Dazai would go through that because Mori is not going to be willing to lose him from lack of prep. Yes, dazai is smart, but smarts don't get you out of a chokehold T_T.

I could rant about this all day long, but I think people just live with silly dazai too much and forget he's a capable person who can also defend himself and not just by manipulating the situation. It's a little far-fetched to think dazai can control EVERYTHING to the point of basically winning fights with his mind. like. no.

#submission #boycaca strikes again #bsd #bungou stray dogs #dazai osamu #dazai #i am the biggest hater for skinny dazai like #i think he was probably skinnier when he was a teen like so many teenage boys are at that point + his bad habits #but i think as he got older and as he matured he put on weight #and i also just really hate stick figure like characters cause i think it's lazy to have every single character super super skinn #asks

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rotshop · 3 years

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silly dumb little hcs for when dei was an agent + an employer s/o <33

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-when i tell you this man is whipped i mean he is WHIPPED. even from the first time he met you he just kinda freezes up and stares bc holy SHIT you are Pretty. you'd prolly just come in for some meeting with Audi but when you're waiting on her you're just kinda. hanging out outside of her office and this dumbass is just staring at you lmao ,,,,

-you eventually just kinda . 'you good???' at him for Obvious Reasons. he has to snap out of his thoughts and nod as quickly as he can, forcing some little grin and trying to feign as casual as he can.

"yep !! just uh .. never seen you around before."

".......k."

-he's so humiliated after the fact. homie made a TOTAL embarrassment of himself in front of you. sanford's forced to listen to him vent abt it during their shift together lmao.

-everytime you show up after that he just kinda runs off because he doesn't wanna be all awkward like that again in front of you (specific time where you noticed him rushing off and watched him trip and fall face flat onto the floor. u ask auditor abt him before you leave and she gives you a really judgemental look when you go 'oh!! just curious :)' when she asks why you wanna know lmao)

-eventually tho he's forced to face u again when you ask him for help to find audi's office, claiming that 'you just can't seem to remember and this facility is so biiig and twistyyy ...... :(' the entire time he's super tense trying to keep cool, keeps stumbling over his words and making shit up to try and impress you, always freezes up and stares a lil when you giggle at his attempts . when you get there you smile back at him and say it was nice to talk to him and that you'd like to see him around more often

-he thinks abt it ALL day . he's on cloud nine. sanford goes to ask him if he's ok bc he's got the biggest grin on his face and he can't even get the question out before he's cutting him off.

"You look really red, are you o-"

"GUESS WHO GOT TO SEE [name] AGAIN :)))))"

-he only realizes when san points out that there's NO goddamn way you forgot where audi's office is since you've NEVER needed a guide there before . he has to hold back from yelling (in like a happy stim way) when it clicks

-makes efforts to keep running into you after that, usually giving some excuse or another about it that 'you could get lost again' or 'oh, i was actually just heading the same way!' (spoilers ; he was not heading that way and he is Going to be late bc now he has to run all the way across the place to get to where he's actually supposed to be but . yknow.)

-auditor hates watching you two interact . looks at the camera knowingly while you talk to him

-you probably think it's fun to mess w/ him a litte bc i mean like. cmon man it TOTALLY is. every little vaguely flirtatious comment makes him jolt and rub at his neck and his face burn , even just a hand on his shoulder or you leaning on him makes him all flustered . he's dumb as FUCK and feels bad abt how bad it gets him in the heart bc nooo you aren't doing it on purpose you don't feel the same you just think he's funnyyyy :( (you know DAMN well what you're doing. you're evil and fucked up and he puts too much faith in you. /hj)

"What do you even see in him??"

"I think he's a silly little guy <333 my silly little meow meow"

"Your What."

#employer reader #deimos x reader #madcom imagines #madcom x reader #madness combat x reader #madness combat imagines #i believe in malewife deimos (redacted)boss reader supremacy love and light <33

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tinisprout · 3 years

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No Doubt in Us

Chapter Eight - Healing Day *written chapter below*

Fiance!Haknyeon x Fem!reader

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Synopsis: Life is great, you have your dream job, you finally got your first big break, and you are now engaged to the love of your life. Happier than you’ve ever been, you live life one day at a time. Then one day a terrible accident happens leaving you in a coma. Where you finally awake, everything is not as you remember. Amnesia takes away 3 years of your memory, forgetting your beloved Fiance. Faced with a reality that seems unreal, as your mind is stuck in a past with uncomfortable memories, your future with him is uncertain.

a/n: Sorry for the late chapter I've been very busy

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Taglist:@my-summer-night @deputyjuyeon @juhaktheoneforme @sunqnew

Word Count: 1.7K

Chanhee was pushed through your front door by Kevin, followed by Jacob closing the door behind them. You stood in the center of the living room awkwardly as your friends got closer to you. Kevin and Jacob giving friendly greetings while you smile back at them in acknowledgment. You and Chanhee just eyed each other not sure where or how to start. Haknyeon waved Kevin and Jacob over and that was their cue to get out of there.

“Healing day! You two had something you wanted to say to each other, so we’ll give you some space,” Kevin says as he slaps Chanhee on his back and hurries to a Haknyeon winking at you in passing. Jacob taps the same place Kevin hit and nods at you as he passes. The three boys exit the house into the backyard. The inside is still visible which was perfect for Kevin to make sure nothing escalated into something worse. Now that they were outside they gave each other proper greetings, it had been a while since Kevin talked with Haknyeon face to face.

They caught up with Haknyeon, Jacob thought he seemed to be doing a lot better emotionally than he was before. They would see each other almost daily for dance class last week and Haknyeon always looked like his mind was somewhere else. Haknyeon was never good at hiding his emotions, although he always tried to seem energetic for the class, he was different. Jacob regretted not asking him about it, he thought it was something to do with you, he could only imagine how complicated things were at home, but he thought you guys would work something out. He didn’t expect that you weren’t seeing each other, he wondered if he asked about it, would the problem have been solved earlier.

Jacob asked Haknyeon if the two of you were good now. “Ah, I never said anything to anyone did I?”

“Yeah, we didn’t get an update after that. Spill the beans, bro.” Kevin dramatically states while quickly glancing through the glass door at you and Chanhee, checking body language.

“Sorry, the past couple of days have been a lot, but it’s good I think.”

“You think?” Jacob questions.

“Well I’m still technically her Fiance, but I’ve been demoted to the boyfriend title… uh wait we probably aren’t there yet, maybe just friend right now. But we are trying to date again.”

“You should be more hopeful, she mentioned something yesterday about you, but she didn’t tell me what happened. I’m going to get the truth from one of you.”

“Oh, nothing really happened, we just fell asleep,” Kevin squints his eyes at Haknyeon. “On the couch together…”

“Uh-huh, and why would that warrant any kind of reaction from y/n?” Haknyeon sighs, pulling out his phone from his pocket. Kevin and Jacob look at each other with a curious look. Haknyeon shows them the image that your father sent him yesterday. The two examined the picture of their friends essentially snuggling together on the couch with wide eyes.

“Wow,” was all Jacob could say.

“Putting the moves on her already. And who took that picture?” Kevin jokes and Haknyeon protests.

“I wasn’t trying to “put the moves on her”, we fell asleep and I guess that just happened. Her dad took the picture though, he sent it to me last night.” Kevin laughs at his answer while Haknyeon puts his phone away.

“And was that it?” Haknyeon stays silent, making the answer obvious.

“There’s more?!” Jacob exclaims, surprised by the fast progress between the two.

“Well, maybe I don’t really remember.” That was a lie. “I was half asleep when it happened. You should ask y/n instead.” Haknyeon nervously laughs trying to feign ignorance, but inside his head, he asks you for forgiveness.

“I’m in for a treat today,” Kevin says with a devilish smile, once again looking back to you and Chanhee, now hugging it out. He looks to Haknyeon, “Do you ever get jealous of Chanhee and y/n’s relationship?” Tilting his head in the direction of the aforementioned two. Haknyeon and Jacob turned to look at them, a smile plays on Haknyeon’s face when he sees that it’s going well.

“No, they’re just friends, more like siblings. There is nothing I should be jealous about. It’s different now though, I don’t have the privilege to love her in the way I did before. There are times I wish I could just hold her, but I shouldn’t, I can’t, not while she is still trying to figure everything out.” He had a miserable smile on his face looking at you.

“Okay, I didn’t ask that so you could make me sad.” Kevin and Jacob look at their friend with concern. “We gotta take you out some time soon, you’re too depressing, man.”

“Sorry? I wasn’t trying to be.”

“Don’t be sorry. I think things will change soon, she is bound to fall in love with you again.” Jacob says with conviction.

“You’re the third person to say that, maybe I should start believing that.” Jacob and Kevin both wrap their arms around Haknyeon giving him some reassurance and he thanks his friends. All of them jumped at the sound of the glass door opening.

“Am I interrupting something?” Chanhee says looking at the trio embracing and they laugh. You pop your head out from behind Chanhee, looking at your friends and Haknyeon laughing together. You didn’t realize it yet, but seeing him get along with your friends made him look a lot better in your eyes, you give him a little more of your trust.

“Glad to see everyone getting along,” you say, flashing a smile to them. “You guys can come back in.” Everyone walks back to the living room and Kevin asks everyone a question.

“Who’s hungry?” Everyone replies positively. “Perfect, then Haknyeon it’s your time to shine. Please go get some food.” Kevin then whispers in Haknyeon’s ear, that playfully evil smile on his face again, “I need to get the truth from someone.”

Haknyeon nods, knowing the interrogation to come. Their strange interaction had you and Chanhee curious about what was going on, while Jacob pretended like nothing was out of the ordinary. Kevin hands Haknyeon his keys any Haknyeon goes to get his wallet, saying goodbyes to everyone on his way out the door. Soon after he walks out the door, you get a text from, Haknyeon, saying, “I’m sorry.” You don’t understand his message but before you can text him back Kevin shouts.

“Interrogation time, Baby!” You and Chanhee are confused at Kevin’s sudden outburst. “Hope you didn’t think I forgot what you said last night. Spill the beans!” realizing what Kevin wanted to do, you faked ignorance.

“I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

“Really? Cause Haknyeon says you would remember what happened.” You understood why Haknyeon apologized and you look at Chanhee and Jacob for help. Chanhee lifts his hand signaling that he wasn’t going to do anything. Jacob looked away, truth be told he wanted to know what happened too.

“Ugh, fine.” Everyone sits around the coffee table. You quickly explain the event in as little detail as possible and all the boys are shocked by your actions.

“Okay…,” Kevin holds back his smile through his clasped hands. “So how are you feeling about all that.”

“What do you mean?”

“Did your heart pound?”

“Did you find yourself hoping more happened after the fact?” Jacob added.

“Have your feelings changed at all?” Chanhee chipped in.

“Well...,” you hesitate with your answer. “Did my heart pound because I was excited or anxious? I don’t know. Did I want something more to happen? No, it’s too soon for that stuff. I think I feel comfortable around him for the most part.

“There are times where he slips up, but he really is prioritizing my comfort. He is funny and silly that’s a bonus…. Final verdict, he’s kinda cute.” The big reaction you were expecting didn’t come, the room was drowned in silence.

“I feel like I’ve traveled back in time.” Kevin wipes an imaginary tear away.

“Am I missing something?”

“You said something very similar back then.” You look to Jacob in surprise at his answer.

“But that was her opinion after their first date. Things seem to be moving along well.” Chanhee says with a smirk on his face. You are unsure how to process this information.

“I- can we move on? I don’t know what to think right now.” You ruffle your own hair letting out a sigh.

“Alright, we’ll stop,” Kevin reassures. “But it’s time for some fun! Bring that switch out, we’re playing Mario Kart. You light up at the idea, that had been one of the things Chanhee briefly mentioned back when he showed you around the house. You never played it cause all the games were designed to be multiplayer and you figured it wouldn’t be that fun playing by yourself.

Playing was fun despite coming in last most of the time. You weren’t the one to be bad at games, that spot was reserved for Chanhee. There was no other explanation for how abysmal you were doing except, this must be part of the stuff you forgot. You had no recollection of having this game system or game, so this experience was new to you. The quartet continued to play happily.

Kevin’s phone buzzed while they were picking a different track. It’s a message from Haknyeon, saying he has the food and asking if he can come in. Kevin gives him the affirmative and one minute later he opens the door, carrying two bags of food. The game paused and everyone welcomes him back. You all decided to take a little break from playing to eat.

Everyone crowds around the coffee table conversing while eating, to your relief nothing seemed out of place, even with Haknyeon there. You were too scared to tell your friends about your fear of drifting from them because of your amnesia. You felt like as a person you had regressed, everything you heard about how you were before the accident seemed like you had everything figured out while right now you were unsure about everything. Three years of personality development were completely gone, you wondered were you even the same person. Right now though, you felt like your worries were silly, with your friends enjoying yourselves together, you were content.

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59writes · 3 years

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STRAY KIDS AS LEAGUE OF LEGENDS CHARACTERS

yes this a crack post please humor me

might do this with other fandoms lol this is fun

also play league with me uwu

BANG CHAN - BRAUM

• silly little man with a big heart

• they’re both built smh!!!!

• idk the idea of Chan carrying a magic door around is so fucking funny to me

• he’d definitely be besties with poros if they were real

• “the heart is the strongest muscle” IS THAT NOT CHAN?

• ^^ they literally got the same smile

• just wants to see everyone succeed and is willing to put himself in between obstacles to make sure his allies are safe to do their thing

LEE KNOW - EVELYNN

• Is this a basic answer? Maybe

• he a seductive bad bitch? yeah lol.

• enjoys seeing people suffer? yeah (/j lol)

• has definitely killed men for lulz before

• K/DA Evelynn (above pic) gives me Minho vibes I s2g

• everyone is attracted to him don’t lie

• tbh she could work for Hyunjin too but I have other plans

CHANGBIN - GNAR

• look, I had to.

• they make the same sound effects don’t @ me.

• “rawr!!” “grrrgr!!” “haha!” DO NOT @ ME.

• and ofc he turns into badass Mega Gnar sometimes

• but most of the time he’s just a curious little dude

• lol this is such a stupid idea what’s actually wrong with me

• ay dios mio la creatura !!!

HYUNJIN - JINX

• ok tell me this wouldn’t be a great Hyunjin AU

• badass and feral bitch with a knack for blowing things up

• enjoys committing crime

• anyways they r both hot and extremely chaotic and tbh I live for that

• very much a fan favorite and and important face for the franchise!!!!

• causes problems on purpose

• long hair (:

• definitely also seducing the cops that are trying to arrest him lol (Jinx x Vi x Cait, anyone?)

JISUNG - EZREAL

• he’s so suave??? so handsome???

• ok in the Warriors vid where Ez shoots the voidlings off of Kai’Sa,,, the cocky smile he gives her???? yeah that (ps that video gives me so much serotonin)

• I saw a post that said Ezreal is just steampunk!Adrien Agreste so just sit on that for a minute

• yuumi + Ez is a super banger combo, u can’t tell me Felix and Jisung aren’t partners in crime

• little bastard man

FELIX - YUUMI

• he’s just. a buddy. a friend.

• cuddlebug!!

• “I’m Yuumi, and you’re warm <3”

• he is truly overpowered

• there when needed most !!! he will be there and zoom out of the bushes to keep you safe !!!

• gold + blue are his colors ngl

• a cutie (:

• “you and me? we got this!!”

SEUNGMIN - ASHE

• “I’m a bad bitch you can’t kill me” vibes

• emotionally intelligent!! good shit!!!

• just vibing.

• tbh he’s probably a reincarnation of a Nordic god fuck it who knows??? not him that’s for sure

• observant and aware of surroundings!! very socially aware!!!

• is married to a berserker for political reasons (/j)

JEONGIN - A PORO

• little guy little man little dude cutie little man little bastard man little guy little fluffy dude little homie little guy

• Chan takes care of him like the poro farmer he truly is

• loves snacks

• cutie

• little man little bastard little dude little guy little dude little fluffy guy little baby man little cutie little homie just a little guy a little man just a litt

#league of legends #crackfic #stray kids #skz #bang chan #lee know #minho #changbin #hyunjin #han #jisung #Felix #Seungmin #jeongin #lol

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unicyclehippo · 4 years

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how about beaujester 7, or beau/yasha/jester 22?

7- “In my defence, I thought this would go a lot more smoothly.” beaujester

‘Don’t panic. Do not panic, Jester. It’s just a teeny tiny jail cell, okay, nothing we haven’t broken out of before—do not fucking panic!’

‘I’m not panicking, Nott.’

‘You’re not?’

‘No, silly,’ she laughs. ‘The others will get us out. I sent Beau a message when they caught us.’ She flops down onto the bunk—big mistake, dust puffing up dank and musty around her—and settles her petticoat, kicks out her feet. Nott scrambles up next to her, face a picture of mistrust and apprehension.

‘You sent Beau a message?’

‘Mhm.’

‘To get us out?’

‘Well, I mean, all of them will probably help,’ Jester points out.

‘Good. Because, I love Beau, really, but giiiiiirl, she is not good at talking to people! She has a very aggressive demeanour, very off putting.’

Jester frowns down at Nott. ‘I don’t think that’s true!’

‘Well, no, she’s soft to you,’ Nott allows. ‘But to everyone else?’ Nott shivers. ‘Awful.’

‘Nott,’ Jester laughs, ‘that’s not true! Beau is...she’s a little rough sometimes, maybe, a little rude, but she’s really very kind.’

Nott blinks big golden eyes disbelieving. ‘She choked out a child.’

Jester rolls her eyes. ‘Just a little bit.’

‘Hmm.’

Her co-detective and partner in crime settles down next to her in what looks to be a very uncomfortable position, her long legs capped with knobbly knees nearly up around her ears twitching thoughtfully. Nott bares needle like teeth when a rat scurries across their cell but other than that, she sits still and silent. Jester doesn’t much feel like talking so she brings her own legs up onto the bunk and snuggles as much as she can into her short cloak, wrapping her tail in a tight coil. And together, they wait to be rescued.

Rescue doesn’t come with a boom of thunder or the crash of falling stone. Instead, it comes with the tap tap tap of boots and a stick on the stone-paved floor.

‘—be suitably punished, I assure you! Trespass and vandalisation of private property—and a temple no less—is taken very seriously by the Crownsguard.’ This voice Jester recognises as Crownsguard Markus, the guard who had cuffed her and brought her in. He sounds over eager and, since Jester flings herself to the bars to peek out, looks strained and tall, like he’s trying to impress whoever is with him. Jester can’t make out his companion; she can only see the swish of a blue cloak now and again. But when they speak...

‘I’m certain that it is,’ replies a voice that manages, somehow, to sound just a shade shy of actually being certain. ‘I’ve been examining the history of crime in this area—it looks as though you have been cracking down on serious crime.’

‘Yes, Expositor, absolutely.’

‘I am impressed,’ Beau says, and Jester almost giggles, seeing the way the much older man lights up at her words. ‘Regardless, the Cobalt Soul has been searching for these two for quite some time...’

‘Oh. Oh, I see.’

Beau is now within Jester’s view, the pair of them having walked nearly to the centre of this small holding area. They stand by the desk, where the ledger of arrests is, and Jester can see the Crownsguard fiddling with the keys on his belt, clearly uncertain. He can’t hold her attention for long, however, because next to him... Beau is wearing her Expositor’s regalia, and not in the eager, sloppy way she had tried it on that first time it had been gifted to her. She wears it now like it truly was made for her, like it is the least thing about her that marks her as Expositor. It sits perfectly over her shoulders, the finery catching the low lantern light. Her hair has been brushed and slicked up into a perfect topknot, and two blue ear drops hang from her lobes. Her makeup has been stripped and reapplied, sharp lines of kohl winging out from her lids, understated and giving her a somewhat hawkish appearance that is only compounded by her composure: smooth and officially stern, lit with faint interest and curiosity and, if not pleasant than certainly not unpleasant regard of the Crownsguard as he hesitates.

‘Perhaps,’ she suggests, smooth and not at all hurried or nervous, ‘we can come to some arrangement. You, of course, should have credit for catching them. The Soul has good relations here and I would not like to...upset that.’

Jester’s breath catches in her throat, delight soaring through her like she has watched a beautiful performance. Beau sets emphasise so delicately, so wondrously, that the Crownsguard can’t help but hear the implicit warning—he had better not upset their good relations by denying her.

‘No, no, of course not Expositor. A reward isn’t necessary, I was just doing my job,’ he assures her and hurries to find the key, making his way over to the cell.

Jester scrambles back into the back of the cell.

‘Is that Beau?’ Nott whispers.

‘I know!’ Jester wriggles all the way down to the tip of her tail. ‘Focus,’ she hisses then, only partly to Nott. ‘Pretend to be upset.’

‘Ooh, should we pretend to hate Beau?’

‘Oh definitely.’

Nott winks, settles into a low crouch beneath the bunk as the Crownsguard and Beau approach.

‘Get up,’ Markus commands gruffly. ‘You’re being transferred to the watch of the Cobalt Soul, for transfer to—‘ He glances sideways to Beau.

She gives litte sign of recognition upon seeing Jester, but looks a little confused, searching clearly for Nott. ‘Zadash,’ she tells him absently. ‘There was a second one, wasn’t there?’

As if on cue, Nott throws herself out from under the bunk, screaming and rattling at the bars. ‘You’ll never take me alive!’ she screams. ‘I’ll kill you! I’ll kill you!’

Markus flinches, reaching for his sword.

Beau shakes her head. ‘Don’t bother,’ she tells him. And then, turning to Nott, says with a disturbing amount of truth to the words, ‘I’ve been wanting to do this for a very long time.’ Her fist lashes out, through the bars, and connects fully with the side of Nott’s neck, and Jester watches as Nott seizes up with a gurgle, stunned.

‘Oh wow,’ Markus mutters.

Beau nods. ‘Unlock the cell.’

‘What about the other one?’ He clearly doesn’t notice that Nott has slowly recovered, now only pretending to be frozen.

Beau looks to Jester and her blue eyes seem to burn in the low light. ‘She’ll be fine,’ Beau murmurs.

The guard nods. Unlocks the cell door.

Jester nods as well. Hopes Beau can read in her eyes that she is, that she is fine. Especially now.

Beauregard steps into the frame, sideways so that her back is to the guard and Jester and Nott can step past. She holds out two slips of blue cloth Jester recognise as having been torn from an old vest. Jester holds out her wrists and Beau binds the cloth like cuffs, knots it carefully.

‘Cloth?’

‘Magical,’ Beauregard lies to the guard. ‘It will suppress their magic and keep them within a certain distance of me.’

‘Whoa. That’s, that’s really impressive, Expositor.’

Beau nods. Reaching into her pocket, she takes out a small pouch. ‘I know you said no reward, but I insist. For your good work.’

She leads them out of the guard post, Nott and Jester following meekly—after a hissed “Act meek, you two” from Beau—and into the street. When they turn the second corner, Beau waiting to be sure no one was in sight that would recognise the pair, she finally relaxes and unties their hands.

‘What the fuck, guys? You said you were going shopping!’

‘We may have gotten a little distracted,’ Nott tells her.

‘May have? You vandalised Erathis’s spire!’

Nott responds with some cutting comment, as she does, and Beau falls for it, sending one right back. As the two argue, Jester searches this face for her Beau and finds unfamiliar parts of her in it—absolute confidence beyond her usual swaggering arrogance, a grace in the lines of her makeup, the swoop of her hair, and a deep unwavering protectiveness she always, always knew was there but has come now to the surface.

‘What do you have to say for yourself, Jester?’ Beau snaps. Despite the words, her tone is just exasperated and perhaps a little amused, mostly cranky for Nott’s benefit.

Jester skips forward, plants a kiss on a suddenly unmoving Beau’s cheek. ‘Thank you for coming to get us,’ she says, and smiles brightly. ‘Maybe next time, you can be our lookout.’

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writinginthesparetime · 4 years

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A place far away pt5

pairing: actor!Park Haejin x student!reader

Warnings: famous!au ; college!au ; litte bit of swearing?

genre: fluff

previous: 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 6

(If needed I will add more warnings and upload the genre tags in next chapters)

Summary:

So that’s how all started.

It was a rainy day in Seoul and I was the new girl in town. Precisely the new girl in college, just moved from europe to study abroad.

How could i ever imagine?

A/n: It’s a super long chapter, hopefully you’ll forgive me for taking this long!

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I woke up with the strongest headache I ever experienced. It felt like someone was hitting me with a cooking pan on my head.

I turned around hiding my face under the pillow with the hope to shut down all the sounds around me. The streets outside sounded like a war.

“Shit. Never again.” I whispered coughing. The movement made me nauseous, forcing me to get up and then run to the bathroom.

I got out a few moments later, tottering and pale.

“Y/n you look so bad.”

Nana was laying on the couch still in her pyjama, a wet cloth on her forehead and a hot water bag on her stomach.

“I see it’s a good morning to you too.” I said hinting a smile and sitting next to her. I started thinking again at the night before: we didn’t drink much, but for me it was enough. I got tipsy quickly.

I am not made to drink alcohol. That’s it.

“Y/n I don’t think I am able to offer you drinks tonight.”

“I could never accept. Not when I’m like this.” We both smiled.

“Tomorrow.” She whispered closing her eyes, still a smile on her face. “Tomorrow I’ll take you on this place, it’s a nice pub ten minutes away. They prepare the best martini cocktail.”

Just thinking about alcohol my stomach was upside down again. Nana giggled.

It took me six hours of sleep, some medicines, two litres of water and a hot shower to get out of drunkenness.

Incredible how, once I finished studying, It was already dinner time.

Nana knocked on my door just on time, as soon as my belly started complaining about the lack of food.

“I am hungry.”

“I had no doubts.”

Nana entered the room like a hurricane, throwing her hoodie on my bed and sitting on the only chair of the room, laying on the desk between my books.

“What about we order some pizza?” I proposed since just the idea of cooking made me tired. I didn’t ate all day because of my nausea and I started feeling a little bit hungry. Pizza felt like a good hangover food.

“Oh yeah.” She said throwing puns in the air.

“Pepperoni pizza?”

“Oh yeah.” She then looked at me, raising an eyebrow. “It’s your favourite pizza?”

“I’m a hoe for spicy.” I shrugged.

“I like you every day more and more.” Nana winked at me, then took her phone and called a number.

Half and hour later we were sitting on my carpet, with a maxi pizza between us.

“Your favourite ice cream?” I asked while eating. We didn’t stop asking each other those really silly questions.

“Vanilla, yours?”

“Mint and chocolate .” She almost chocked on her bite, hitting her chest.

“I take back everything I said to you early.”

“How.” I laughed. “Just for ice cream?”

“Just? You say JUST? What if we go eat ice cream and you order before me and some mint and chocolate gets on my precocious vanilla?”

“Then I’ll let you always order first.” I left the crust on the box. “I am full. And I don’t want to talk about favourite food ever again.”

“Ok so let’s talk about guys.” Nana shocked me, like any other day. I liked that she had this personality completely opposite of mine, but she was still able to make me feel comfortable, even about our diversity. “Or girls.”

“I am not interested.” I sipped my coke while rubbing my belly. Maybe I did ate too much.

“I don’t want to be another queer girl who says ‘you never know until you try’ but you will never know until you try.”

She was so confident talking about her sexuality, her life choices and her favourite dessert. Always smiling, Nana was ready to open up to me and reveal every shadow of herself, fearless and joyful.

Another thing I adore about her.

“I’ll let you know.”

“What do you like about a man?” she sipped her coke with a straw, looking me with eye big curious eyes.

“I don’t know, I had just a couple of crushes.”

“So you like everything?”

“Maybe.” I blushed.

“C’mon y/n, there must be something you find attractive. At least physically.” She was so curious I could tell by her pose: her upper body slightly closer to me, her head tilted and her eyes locked on mine. “Black hair or blonde? Blue eyes or dark eyes? Tall? Short? Fit?”

“I really don’t know ...” I moved next to the bed, laying on it. I looked up to the ceiling to focus. “I like tall guys.”

“That’s it?” I nodded. “Well, We still have 90% percent of the male population considering your height.” She looked at me like she was taking mental notes.

“I think I like guys with a pretty smile? Let’s say I don’t like serious guys, I like a man who smiles often. And he should be making me laugh often, so a pretty smile is important.”

“So we are talking about personality now. I’m listening y/n-nie.”

“Why so interested?” I suddenly felt uncomfortable.

“We need to know each others, so if I eventually bump into a nice guy I want to know if he’s your type.”

“So you can arrange a date?” She nodded proudly.

“Nana!” I faked being offended, crossing my arms.

“If I tell you what I like in a partner, then will you open up?”

“That sounds fair.”

“I tend to gravitate to mysterious people, someone who doesn’t speak a lot. They make their self desired, they appear and disappear, you have to look for them, kinda run after.” I widened my eyes at her description.

“It sounds tiring.”

“But the best part is the chase.” Her eyes lightened.

“That’s a weird approaching to relationship.”

“Oh no no no.” She shook her hands. “Who talked about relationships? I am not ready for this.”

“But ... I thought that ... you talking about ... “

“That I want a love story?”

“Yeah?” I suddenly felt sorry.

“I am not interested for now.” She made a bitter sweet smile and started looking around.

“So ... I think I like funny guys, they have to make me laugh.” I started talking to interrupt the weird silence. “Of course they have to know when to act seriously and think. Maybe I’d like someone who can choose for me when I’m undecided, like they know the right thing for me.”

“That’s a good description.” Nana gave me her prettiest smile.

“So my ideal partner is the opposite of me.”

“Yeah, I got it. Especially the funny part.” She said seriously. I slapped lightly her shoulder and we both giggled.

“Thank you for yesterday, Nana.”

“You’re welcome.”

I closed the building’s door behind me, putting the key inside my purse. Nana was waiting for me a few step ahead.

“Really, thank you.” I repeated while fixing my hair. “I never had a girl talk about boys. It was fun.”

“We can do that again.” We started walking on the street, a cold September evening. But I felt this warm feeling on my chest. So that’s what a friendship looks like?

“You actually still have to tell me about that mysterious man.” I almost tripped.

“The mysterious man?” I stuttered.

“Yes. The man who offered you beer and got you drunk. The man who have beaten me on time.” She giggled.

“Ah.” I looked up, admiring the dark sky above. No stars for Seoul tonight. “I don’t think I’ll meet him again.”

“What do you mean?” She asked holding tight her coat. I looked her long legs walking fast against the cold breeze, high boots marking her steps.

“I’d actually prefer to know more why you forced me to wear my prettiest dress tonight.”

“Don’t change the subject.” She glanced at me. “What do you mean you don’t want to meet him again?”

“It’s not like I don’t want to.” I shrugged and we stopped at a street light, waiting to cross the road. Around us many people, of different ages, ready to enjoy the night out. “Seoul is so big.”

“Yes but you met three times already. He must lives around here.” She looked so impatient. I grabbed her arm and we crossed the road silently.

I didn’t like how every conversation lead to Hae-jin. Why Nana was so obsessed about him? She didn’t know his face, yet she sounded so enchanted about the whole story. And then the description of her ideal partner hit me.

“You have a crush on him.” I said bluntly. For once she was the one shocked.

“I believe you have.” Nana said quickly. “Yet I can’t deny he must be an interesting man.”

“Going back on my question, why are we so well dressed up for karaoke again? We are going to meet classmates.”

“Because Jackson will be there.” She smirked.

“Jackson who?Jackson from the makeup class? Jackson THAT JACKSON I talk to a few days ago? Nana what did you-“

“Nothing. Don’t worry. The fact is that he’s the only guy you ever talked to since you came to Seoul, if we exclude the mysterious man.”

“And so I have a crush on him?” I felt suddenly a burning feeling deep down, a mix between anger and embarrassment.

“Y/n-nie don’t worry, I just made sure he was actually coming.”

“But Nana I don’t know him. He is probably already thinking I’m into him.” I stopped her, while talking non sense. I hided my face with my hands, not even realising we were arrived at the karaoke.

“Well we’re here now.” She said smiling.

“He will think I dressed up for him.” Still desperate about the whole situation.

“Didn’t you?” She teased me, then she came closer, holding my shoulders and trying to hearten me.

“I’m here to protect you. If he became a weirdo we just leave.”

“Girls! Y/n!” We both turned to the building entrance. “We are waiting for you, but surely the guys already started without us.”

Jackson welcomed us with his most precious smile. He then lead us through the long hallway until the very last room. We could already hear singing voices and loud pop music.

Jackson offered to take our coats and put them inside the lockers for us. Nana undressed quickly and entered into the room, not without winking at me secretly.

“How are you?” Jackson asked me while I was giving him my coat. I was nervous, maybe already sweating.

“F-fine, you?”

I hated this.

I hated this whole situation.

Yesterday the idea of talking to him privately didn’t bother me. Now my palms were sweating and I couldn’t look him in the eyes.

“Good, I was looking for meeting you tonight.”

Ah.

I faked a smile and actually run inside the room before we could keep on talking.

The room was dark, just blue and pink lights to create a party vibe. The music was loud, but the voices singing the refrain of this song were even louder.

Nana quickly grabbed me from my uncomfortable feeling and lead me to a bright display.

“Let’s do a duet. Just pick one.” She screamed to overcome the music, yet her voice sounded like a whisper.

“I don’t know korean, and I don’t know Kpop.” I screamed too.

“Then I choose.” The display showed the longest list of songs ever and Nana typed some letters. I sighed as soon as I realised she picked ‘Ehy Jude’ by The Beatles. She noticed my relaxed face and smile.

And the the whole thing hit me. I had to sing in front of an audience, that now looked like a crowd.

Nana grabbed my hand and we were quickly facing the big tv display. With her free hand she gave me a microphone. She smiled, heartening me and giving me a tiny bit of courage.

The song started playing and we did too. First phrases sang with closed eyes, to avoid any possible eye contact.

But everyone was singing with us, voices mixing. Nana tightened her grip and kept on smiling for me.

At some point without even realising, we ended up jumping and laughing and being breathless.

The song was maybe too short and we received a round of applauses. A new couple started singing right after us.

“You’re finally relaxed.”

“I don’t think I ever saw y/n laughing so much.” Jackson surprised both of us.

“Jackson!” I squeaked.

“I am sorry.” He said while bowing. We giggled.

Instinctively, I looked for my phone to take a photo to remember the moment, but I quickly realised I was wearing a dress without pockets.

“What are you looking for?” Nana asked while tapping on rhythm.

“My phone. Maybe it’s on my coat.” I said after checking inside the purse too.

“Forgot something?” Even Jackson got curious.

“My phone.” I screamed.

“What?”

Nana forced me to get up and go. Always hiding a wink for me. So I had to get out, obviously followed by Jackson who held the door open for me.

“I forgot my phone in my coat.” I said hastily opening the locker. “Here it is.”

“Do you want to go outside a minute? To get some fresh air.” I held the phone tight on my chest.

“Outside?”

“Yes, I need to smoke.” I didn’t know what to do, so I nodded.

He quickly took my coat helping me to wear it, he then took his and wore it. Inside his right pocket, he grabbed a lighter and a pack of cigarets.

“Do you smoke y/n?” He asked while walking on the hallway.

“Not really.”

We exited the building and he lighted his cigarette. The whole movement made me stare at him.

Sexy.

And that’s the only thing I could think. Sexy.

Wow y/n. You literally just had an argument with Nana because she decided to kinda set up a date and that’s what you do?

Jackson lifted one eyebrow, blowing some smoke from an angle of the mouth.

Sexy.

“S-so ... have you b-been smoking for a while?” I stuttered looking around. I ended up watching a group of people waiting below a street light.

“Yes, for a while.” He repeated giggling. “Have you ever tried?”

“Not really.”

“Here.” Jackson got up just to hand me a cigarette and his blue lighter.

My gaze moved from the street light, now green, to my hands.

“I d-don’t need it, t-thanks.” I turned, almost shaking.

“Give it a try. Nothing bad will happen.” He shrugged, a smirk on his face.

I wanted to tell him that so many things could happen. Smoking leads to addiction, I could get hurt, and worst of all I could enjoy it.

“I’m fine, thanks.” I tried to hand it back. He kept smoking ignoring me. “Jackson ...”

He reached my hand just to hold them tight.

“I don’t want it back.” He said smirking.

I started panicking, feeling the pressure of doing something. I didn’t want to smoke, everything suddenly felt weird. Maybe I could give it to Nana, she definitely knew a smoker, or I could throw it in a bin on my way home. I was sweating, feeling Jackson’s gaze on me.

I looked up hearing steps coming closer, a group of people walking and chatting loudly.

“Y/n you’re so cute when you act naive.” Jackson laughed, finishing his cigarette.

“I ... don’t .... “ I was speechless, I wanted to leave.

The group of people divided in half, to avoid hurting me while walking, and I heard them talking clearly about work, projects, school.

And suddenly a fear hit me. The fear of always living like this: invisible in the crowd and uncomfortable.

“Hae-jin Oppa, tomorrow we need to go to the tailoring shop.”

This name made me turn right away. The answer to this phrase, soft and kind, confirmed my thoughts.

“Hae-jin?” I called. So quietly that I didn’t even heard myself. No one turned around and the group kept walking away. I made a little step ahead. “Hae-jin?”

I called again, this time louder. A few people turned, and so he did. His gaze first confused became quickly relief.

“Y/n?”

And suddenly I didn’t feel lonely again.

Hae-jin moved closer, distancing from who I thought were his collogues. A well dressed girl gave me a quick glance.

“Y/n, how are you? You look pale.” Hae-jin talked so softly, his voice like a caress, his only presence calmed me. “I am so embarrassed about how we left the other day.” His smile made me even forget I was actually angry at him.

Maybe not actually angry. But a feeling between disappointment and confusion.

“It’s my fault.” I said bowing.

“No, please, let me apologise.” Hae-jin bowed profoundly. My hands reached his shoulder.

“Please, you don’t need to ...”

“What’s this-“ Hae-jin looked at me confused while he was looking around suspicious. “Is t-this tobacco?”

A hot feeling hit me, my cheecks turning red. Embarrassed, I closed my hands into fists, but he noticed. Always with a gentle touch, he grabbed my hands and found the cigarette.

“Do you smoke y/n?” This question again, disappointing in his voice.

“N-no, actually...” I couldn’t end the sentence because I found myself pointing at Jackson who was turning off his cigarette by stepping on it. He looked up, his gaze stopping on me and then on Hae-jin.

It took me three seconds to understand what a mistake I made.

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Constructive criticism: The Superman film series

(An editorial originally posted on Deviantart Mar 26 2015)

Superman, created in 1938 by Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster. A popular character that has remained popular through the years and is considered an american cultural icon. He has appeared on the radio, animated shows and live action TV. Then someone thought "Wouldn`t it be neat to see the man of tomorrow on the big screen?". Because of the special effects they had back then, portraying Ol` Supes most well known and iconic power: flying, was hard to pull of without making it look a tad bit silly. From what I`ve heard they were, at one point, thinking about taking it in a direction similar to the campy Adam West Batman universe. But Richard Donner (to my knowledge at least, correct me if I`m wrong) wanted it to be a movie that people could take more seriously. So, with a more serious script, good casting, acting, well made flying effects and the music of John Williams you would`ve believed a man could fly. It was a critical and financial success, and with financial success comes sequels. Superman II was a little more tongue in cheek than it`s predecessor but was still considered good and did well at the box office. Then came Superman III... and after it came Superman IV... Both were not that good. Let us, in my very subjective editorial, take a look at were they went wrong and how it could have been improved. Truth, justice and SPOILERS Superman Not really much to mention about the first movie. It is, for it`s time at least, an almost perfect superhero-movie. The score by John Williams fits perfectly with the tone and story and, this is probably just me but, the space scenes have a bit of a 2001: A space odyssey feel to them. There is of course one thing that makes it end up on this list. Reversing time by reversing Earth`s rotation/traveling backwards in time In a way it`s an admirable gesture that shows that he is willing to move heaven and earth for Lois and the scene before it is a powerful one where he holds her body in his arms. But still. If he somehow made the planet spin the other way it wouldn`t affect time, the sun would just rise in the west and set in the east. Assuming that the planet and it`s inhabitans would survive the change. Some say that he didn`t actually change the rotation, that it was just a way to illustrate that he actually travelled backwards through time. It would make more sense if he used a wormhole to time-travel. But if he time-travelled, wouldn`t there be two Supermen? The time-travelling one and the one from that time-period? Oh my, I`ve gone cross-eyed! But to be honest, I wouldn`t like that either, I feel it makes him too powerful. Don`t get me wrong, I want Superman to be powerful. But there should be limits. Instead: He`s holding her body in his arms. Superman: "Lois... please... don`t be dead..." (He COULD try to bring her back with CPR. But maybe he`ll accidentally crush her chest with his superstrength or destroy her lungs with his breath? You could argue that he has learned to control his power and hold it back. Yes, but in this scene he`s in a very emotional state. Is he stable enough to control himself that much?) There is silence for a moment... Then: ba-bump! He hears her heartbeat! she`s alive! She regains consciousness and he takes her to the nearest hospital. This shows that despite his god-likeness there are limits to what he can do. Maybe not perfect, maybe it lacks something, but at least it makes sense. Superman II Donner had a different vision of Superman 2 than the one that ended up on the big screen. However, due to off-screen problems between Donner and the producers over shooting schedule and final cut privileges, Donner (who had shot roughly 75% of the movie) was replaced by Richard Lester (who had to shoot 51% of the film in order to get directors credit). I still like the film but I have to admit it lacks a little of what could have made it great in some areas. Zod being amazed by so many things on Earth. I know, Earth and Krypton are two different planets, but still. He could understand what some things are even if they are different from Krypton. Like when he lands in a lake and goes: "strange surface". What? You don`t have lakes on Krypton? Then again, from what I saw of Krypton I don`t remember seeing any, so maybe they don`t. But at one point in Krypton`s history they must`ve had lakes and oceans, right? Not to mention that he`s confused that humans don`t have superpowers. Less of scenes like these. Zod`s telekinesis powers Not poor writing, just a personal opinion of mine. I like it better if all Kryptonians`s powers are limited to the ones Superman usually has. So away with it. That stupid STUPID kid at niagara falls Now this is poor writing. I know that it`s necessary for Superman to save someone so that Lois can get suspicious, but does it have to be in such a stupid way? The kid could have been leaning to get a glimpse of/trying to photograph something and lost his balance, and he could have been on the right side of the rails! (I assume they`re called rails,correct me if I´m wrong, english is my second language.) Not perfect but at least it makes him look like less of a Darwin-award nominee. Real kids are smarter than him... I hope. That female Daily Planet employee Remember the woman who said that the other ones were just as strong as superman? The way she said it made me think she was gonna turn out to be Nelson Muntz in disguise who mocks Lois for rooting on the losing team. She could have said it like: "Oh my god... The other ones are just as strong as Superman!" As if she`s aware that if Supes loses, everyone on Earth is doomed... including her. I know, it`s a small scene, but still. The unnecessarily thrown-in "comedic" moments during the big fight The producers seemed to have thought "this is based on a comic, as in comical. Let`s force in some comedy!" You know scenes like when the man eats an ice cream and it blows away, and the man who tries to make a phonecall and still stays on the phone even when the phonebooth he`s in gets obliterated. Away with scenes like those! Superman throwing the giant "S"-shield and the holographic doubles People think of the "S"-shield thing as another Superpower, but it doesn`t have to be, it could have been a thing that he had prepared. However, since we never find out if it was a power or not and it didn`t really change much, I`d say: loose it. The holographic doubles: From what I remember (correct me if I`m wrong) this is supposed to be a superpower. Why didn`t he use this in other scenes? I would change it to: Supes and Zod and the others fighting each other by moving around quickly with super-speed. The amnesia kiss Added superpower and lazy writing. Instead of Supes erasing Lois`s memory because she can`t handle that Clark is Superman, how about: She feels that having this knowledge is hard, but she can handle it. It would be more mature that way than to reset everything to status qou. Good performance by Margot Kidder though. Superman III Richard Donner was not involved in the making of this movie. Richard Lester was the one in the director`s chair, and the small seeds that hinted the direction of where this franchise was going in the second movie had blossomed to their full potential in this one. (If you can call it "potential".) In this case I don`t feel that it`s enough to list a few points like the previous ones. I`d change most of the plot. Bad guy Since Superman fought a computer in the climax I`d pick Brainiac as the villain. Since it came out 1983 I`d go with the pre-crisis version of him. Plot Earth is visited by an extra terrestrial A.I. that comes in peace, to gather information about us and then leave to continue it`s fact-finding mission (yes, I know, it`s a lot like that episode from that animated series). The A.I. (Brainiac) exposes Supes to a radiation that makes him evil. Some of Earth`s population put their trust in Brainiac since Supes has lost it. Eventually Supes manage to defeat his bad side in a junkyard (I liked that scene so I`m keeping it) and goes to battle Brainiac who, after being defeated, flees back into space. Subplot Since Lois was mostly absent from the third movie she`ll get more screen time in my version. She thinks it`s a bit much to be Supes girlfriend so she leaves Clark to date a more earthbound man. (But she has no trouble keeping his secret though, just so you know.) There could be some scenes where the three meet that could be a little funny but also a litte sad. However, in the end Lois realizes that she still loves Clark and goes back to him. Superman IV: The Quest for Peace This movie was not directed by Richard Lester or produced by Ilya and Alexander Salkind. It didn`t make it any better though. I still kinda liked this movie more than III though. Partly because of it`s so bad it`s goodness but also because it felt more like a Superman movie than a Richard Pryor movie. Still bad though. First... NO CHINESE WALL RESTORING VISION! Nuff said. Lenny Luthor Remove most, if not all of his goofiness or replace him with miss Teschmacher or come up some other assistant of Lex. Lex breaking out of prison Instead of Luthor being freed because the two guards wanted to see what it was like to sit in an expensive car: Have Lenny/miss Teschmacher/new character come flying in with a jetpack, give Lex an extra jetpack that he/she was carrying and have them both fly away together. Badguy Since Nuclear Man was a clone of Superman I`d use Bizarro. The thing with Bizarro though is that he`s not much of a villain. Wether he`s evil or (trying to be) good he`s always mentally slow. Therefore he could be like Frankensteins monster. He may not be as threatening as Nuclear man, but at least he`s 3-dimensional. So technically, the biggest villain in this scenario would still be Lex. Bizarro would just be an obstacle. Also: He wouldn`t be solar powered. Subplots Clark`s mom would be very old but Lana could be helping her take care of the farm. So that scene where a man wants to buy Clark`s farm but he refuses because he only wants to sell to a real farmer wouldn`t be necessary. Since Lois remembers Clarks secret identity in this hypothetical movie and they`ve gotten back together there`s no point in having that scene with the "double date" with her, Clark/Superman and Lacy. This would give more room to Lois`s conflict with David Warfield over what he`s done to Daily Planet, and in some cases she`d have to have this conflict with Lacy Warfield. Plot After Lex escapes from prison he and Lenny/miss Teschmacher/new character gets a hair sample from Supes just like they did in the movie. But they create him in a lab in Lex`s HQ (no rockets in the sun). Lex fills the clone`s head with knowledge through a subliminal "teaching-helmet". The clone is at first a perfect duplicate of Supes but then turns all Bizarro-y. Lex calls him "bizarre" and adds "Oh!" as in "Oh. What the hell am I gonna do with it now!?" But realizes he can still have use for him. Bizarro causes disasters, fights Supes and wins the first round (Beginners luck?). Supes manages got get a piece of Bizarro`s hair during the fight. He gives it to Prof: Phineas Potter (a friend of Supes in the silver age comics) to analyze. Later Bizarro slowly developes a conscience. Round 2: Supes wears a protection suit and tries to use a bit of kryptonite on Bizarro. (It`s the rock that Lex used in the first movie.) Supes gave it to scientists to use against him if he turns evil again like in the third movie (Continuity!). It doesn`t work on Bizarro, they fight. Their battle puts people in danger, Supes has to temporarily incapacitate Bizarro and help them. Bizarro sees how Supes cares about others and then leaves. It ends in a draw. Round 3: Prof Potter has, by comparing Bizarro`s dna with Supes and analyzing how ordinary kryptonite affects Supe`s dna, created blue Kryptonite. Supes uses it against Bizarro. In their fight, civilians are put in danger. Supes try to keep them safe. Bizarro, even though he`s weakened, helps him. They see that they are not enemies and Bizarro turns on Lex who tries to destroy him and sends him to an ambiguous death. In the climax Lex puts on a super-armor-suit, battles Supes, loses and goes back to jail. It is hinted that Bizarro is still alive and travelling the world, trying to do good. In my version there`s no "Supes gets rid of nuclear weapons", but I hope the subplot with Bizarro`s inner journey is enough to make it feel that there are enough plot-lines. Superman Returns After being absent from the big screen for 19 years, Superman (much like the title says) returned to a world with new actors, a bigger budget and digital effects. Directed by Bryan Singer, it completely ignored the last two movies and was a big love letter to Richard Donner`s Superman movies. And it wasn`t very successful. People were not very keen on Supes having a kid with Lois (based on a scene from Richard Donner`s cut of Superman II where Supes and Lois have some nekkid action after he`s given up his powers). Plus Lex`s evil plan was pretty much the same plan he had in the first movie, except with more kryptonite. Lots and lots and lots of kryptonite. How I would have done it.

Plot Supes returns to Earth after having been out in space for a few years, searching for the leftovers of Krypton. His mom is now dead and the farm (like in the last movie) is being taken care of by Lana. She`s glad that he`s back and thinks that he should take care of the farm now because she has plans for her own life and she`s engaged to Pete Ross. Since Supes never found what he hoped to find in space Lana thinks he should try to focus on his life on Earth. Lois is dating a guy (and if there has to be a kid in this movie he/she should be the child of the guy that Lois is dating) and Lex is out of prison. I`d keep the part about Lois writing the "Why the world doesn`t need Superman" article and the part where Supes prevents the plane from crashing. When Supes travelled in space an alien being noticed him and tracked him to earth. Early in the movie Lex seems to be the main bad guy, but then it turns out to be the alien that followed Supes to Earth, and it should be... Mongul! You may ask: "Why not Darkseid?" For the same reason the Avengers didn`t fight Thanos in their first movie, he should come later. Supes fights Mongul and gets unexpected help from Lex who uses his high-tech weapons against the threat. Mongul is defeated and Supes and Lex are celebrated as heroes. Supes however doesn`t believe that Lex has changed, that the heroic act is just for show (and he`s right). Lois leaves the guy she`s dating but doesn`t go back to Supes (at least not yet). Meanwhile: elsewhere, a man is watching the celebration on a big computer-screen (he`s seen from behind and the computer-screen is the only light source in the room). There`s a butler standing next to him. They`re in a cave. With bats. (Sequel-bait!) And those are my ideas. They`re not perfect but I hope they`re not bad.

Have to go now. I have to fight a giant metal spider for some reason.

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Pillow Talk (18+)

"Do girls really make out at sleepovers??"

"Yeah, right after we cruise on our unicorns to the Bermuda Triangle."

"Hm, sounds fun…"

You plan a good old fashioned slumber party for your clueless guy friends that end with more than just pillow fights and silly movies.

Idol!au (with mentions of other idols), PJM x MYG

Words: 4.3K

Warnings: Cursing, slight threesome, MxM, oral, cum play, dirty talk, slight exhibitionism, a litte degradation

“indicates y/n’s thoughts”

It was a bright sunny day, the temperature and a gentle breeze made for an almost perfect day. You sat with your friend as she toiled away at her senior thesis project while you told her about your day and declared you needed a break.

You worked so hard on your proposal to Busan School of Business, if they agreed to your transfer to Seoul, then you would be able to live your dream working at the offices of BigHit Studios on their board of International Affairs. You could travel and explore new places, but instead, your friend couldn't celebrate due to other conflicts,

"Sunmi, you promised we could all hang out tonight!"

The older woman let out a beleaguered sigh, pinched the bridge of her nose, looked up from the laptop on the table and over to your pouty face, "I know, I know… but this project had a slight hiccup, so Seokjin and I need to revise before it's due next Monday; maybe next time kiddo."

"I guess I can just cancel, Sooyeon and Mina don’t have the time either…" You aired, dejection painting each word like a punch to the gut, "Everyone is always so busy, but I guess that's life."

Just then they approached, the orange haired boy startled you with a 'boo' before he pulled up a chair at another table not currently occupied, and sat next to you, "___-ah were you scared!?"

"Jimin, you know I hate that shit, what are you two doing anyway?" You nearly screamed while you tried to calm yourself from Jimin's presence, he did that every time, sometimes shaking you like a snow globe, how you never caught on to his antics...

"Well, ____," he stated in a matter of fact, "we heard that you can't have your famous sleepover this weekend, so I and Yoongi here would love to fill in, y'know even though we aren't Sunmi and Mina."

You grimaced, "It's fine. I can plan for next weekend, I have a spa day an-"

Sunmi interjected, "Oh… Um, ___, I hate to be a damper on your plans, but we have a conference that weekend, so Mina, Sooyeon, and I won't be here for 4 days."

“See ___, it's a sign that you should just let us be replacements! I enjoy facials and looking pretty,” Jimin finished by running his hand through his hair before shooting you that prize-winning smile. "Hyung, what about you? Will you come to our sleepover?"

“Excuse me?! I didn’t even say you could come over yet, how dare you invite others to my place.”

Yoongi stood while you and Jimin argued, but pulled another chair from the table diagonal to you and finally decided to sit next to Sunmi, "I mean, sure. Free food, movies, sleep, what else could a guy ask for?

Sunmi laughed as she nudged playfully at the older man and responded, "See look ____, I think you have two friends to have a sleepover with! Yoongi will be up for anything as long as a pillow and blanket are involved."

You begrudgingly smiled, "Fine. This Friday, 7:30 p.m., bring a pillow and your favorite plushie."

You finished tidying up long after Sunmi left to work out the last kinks of her project with Seokjin, she hurriedly mentioned a "Have a good time!" as she shut the door, leaving the apartment all to you for the night; well, you and your fill in sleepover friends.

There wasn't a specific dress code, but you wore a simple tank top and some sleep shorts with knee-high socks left at your ankles, hoping they were dressed similarly. Just as you sat on the recliner in the living room, there were three long knocks at the door, you laughed because only Jimin used the door knocker and got up to peep through the hole see the two men with supplies in each hand,

"Ya, ____, it is so cold! Open up, my hands are about to fall off!"

"Hey Jiminie, why aren't you wearing a jacket?" You gestured and went to grab the chips in his nearly white hand, "Yoongi wore one? I thought you two lived together?"

"We do," Yoongi, dressed in silk black pajama pants, loafers, and a hoodie answered as he stepped into the warmth of your apartment so you could close the door, "Jimin thought that girls don't wear clothes at sleepovers."

You balked, "Wh-what?! Jimin, how dumb are you?"

"Well, I mean… all the stuff I hear about sleepovers, isn't it just like makeovers and dressing up or something?" He nonchalantly admitted, sat on the rug, and wrapped the warm, fuzzy blanket around him to regain warmth.

"That stuff happens when we're like ten. I mean, if you want I can give you a killer cat eye," you laughed and then went into the kitchen to warm up some water to make you all some hot chocolate.

"Yoongi, press play on the movie, and I'll be right there!" You yelled from the kitchen and made a makeshift tray to carry the three mugs into the living room.

Once you got to the room, the movie had already started, so you placed the drinks on the coffee table, sat down next to Yoongi and laid your head on his shoulder while Jimin complained under several blankets as the movie began.

The end of the movie came about, you had a few tears in your eyes, "Aw, they finally got their business, how wonderful."

The two men looked at you oddly, then the older one spoke up, "What? How is that wonderful? They were all married for like 30 years and then everyone is divorced?"

"Because the first woman was trapped in a toxic marriage, the second got scammed, and the third… well, she just didn't deserve that; I think she was the nicest one honestly." You defended and lifted your head to sit back and reason with them, "Single Wives Club is the movie. Like, if your husband is trash, trick him at his own game. I absolutely love it, and the dance at the end? Classic!"

"Uh, sure ____, is this all you do? This is lame!" The younger boy aired and huffed in boredom.

"We can always play truth or dare?" Yoongi suggested, and Jimin's eyes lit up, "Oh, yeah! C'mon ___, you haven't played a game or two with Sunmi, she is gorgeous."

Your eyes shot a killer look to Yoongi before Jimin's words had your head turning sharply, "Fuck no. Hell no. Hell no, nope."

"Oh, so you do think she is pretty, have you guys kissed?" The glint in Jimin's eye signaled that he wasn't going to give up on his question or the game Yoongi proposed.

"Okay, no, I haven't kissed Sunmi. We can play a few games, but let's add alcohol because why the hell not?" With that note you went to the kitchen to pick up three small glasses, two bottles of liquor and when you came back, they had already turned the TV off, sat on either side of the coffee table, and awaited your presence, "Alright, how are we playing?"

The older male answered, leaned forward, and grabbed the green bottle to pour three shots in the cups, "Truth or Dare, if you choose dare, you don't have to take the shot, but if you choose truth, you have to take 2 shots and still answer."

Jimin eagerly agreed, but you had some reservations, "I have never heard of taking two shots for one truth, Yoongi, you just want to get drunk."

He chuckled and said, "Well, how truthful are you without a little liquid courage to aid you? Or are you worried we'll find out you really have kissed Sunmi?"

You glared at him, "Mama didn't raise no bitch." You said with a haughty swig of the clear liquor that burned your throat as it slid down, "Pour me another, I have some truths for you."

Somehow the game went from, "So have you ever kissed Sunmi?" to, "If you were stuck on the desert, would you eat Jimin or lick Hoseok's feet after a three-hour dance practice?" Regardless, clothes were shed, drinks were poured and spilled, and then you used the bottle to spin as if it were now a kissing game,

"O-okay, Jiminie, I dare you… to kiss Yoongi!" You hiccupped and laughed loudly, almost falling over at his facial expression.

"___, what the fuck, why is that my dare!?" He argued as Yoongi, seemingly the least drunk voiced, "C'mon, give your hyung a kiss, it wouldn't hurt."

"Ooh-hoo, I didn't say where to kiss him yet, Jiminieee." You giggled once more and then retorted, "You made me run around the building in only my underwear yelling "I'D LET PARK JIMIN HIT THIS!"

He chuckled, "Hey, I let you wear your shoes at least, but why do I have to kiss Yoongi?"

You got up, only wearing Yoongi's hoodie for warmth after your previous dare to crawl over to Jimin leaned up against the bottom of the recliner chair, "J-jiminie, I know you wanna kiss him, but you can do 3 shots to get out of it."

"If I do another shot, I might throw up." He groaned and nuzzled himself on your shoulder, lips close enough to feel the alcohol-infused warmth coming from his mouth on your neck, "I'll kiss Yoongi, but you have to kiss him too!"

"Haha, okay, easy peasy. Yoongi come here!" You shouted as the older male clumsily stood up to sit beside you as you moved to straddle Yoongi's lap, "Jimin, please don't throw up, you're supposed to be a drinking champion & I don't think Yoongi likes his kisses to taste like vomit."

Unconsciously, you could feel Yoongi's hands wrapping around your waist and the growing bulge under his pajama pants. "Ooh, Yoongi! You really want us to kiss you after all," You sang as you wiggled in his lap making him groan and you in turn giggle.

"Well, seeing you strip and now in my clothes is kinda hot. But don't you have something to do?" Yoongi reminded you while running his cold hands under the hoodie and made you shiver from his touch.

You two smiled at each other before you leaned in and placed your lips against his slightly chapped lips, you don’t know how long the kiss lasted, but your arms wrapped around his shoulder and your tongue began to explore his as Yoongi's hands trailed up and down your body.

He started to push his hips up, and it made you gasp in pleasure when a noise from Jimin broke the bubble you two were in, "Damn, ____, if you were gonna kiss him like that, you should have dared me to kiss him a long time ago!"

"Well, then get to it." You said and turned Yoongi's head to look at Jimin, "You haven't completed your dare. Unless you want to forget all about tonight and go to sleep."

"No! I mean, just come here Yoongi." He quickly aired, then sealed the distance between him and Yoongi's lips. Watching their mouths meld in a seemingly effortless fashion like they'd done it before making the wheels in your inebriated brain turn, and you got wetter the longer they kissed. You tried to sit still in Yoongi's lap, but feeling his bulge grow as the two of them got more passionate kissing and if you hadn't let out a tiny squeak, they would have forgotten you were even there in the first place.

Before they acknowledged you, Yoongi's hand went to Jimin's neck, which allowed you to sit back and ogle them like an art piece. When they finally pulled away from each other, you sat there flustered not realizing how their dare made you feel and silently hoped your arousal wasn’t too apparent, but "Aw, ___, did that make you wet? My pants look awfully different than they did when you sat on me." Yoongi teased, and your face inwardly flushed in embarrassment, "N-no, maybe you jizzed yourself or something…"

"Ah, ___, no you are definitely wet. I can see your panties and fuck, I bet your pussy is soaked." Jimin interrupted, and his words made you shut your legs together before he got up to sit on the couch behind Yoongi, with the latter's head between his thighs he continued, "Why don't you show Yoongi how you'd make him cum for real?"

"What? I-I can't do that!" You were withering, this was supposed to be a normal sleepover, and here you are about to simulate how you'd go down on one of your dear friends, "Yoongi, go jerk off, and we'll just get pizza and go to bed."

Yoongi's eye raked up and down your body, probably fantasizing about what you felt like wrapped around him, then tilted his head back into Jimin's hands as they stroked through his black locks, "Mhm,___, yeah please blow me. I can't jerk this one off, please come and taste my dick."

You sat on the other side of them, and what a sight; Jimin half-hard only in boxers and your favorite bra (he wanted to see what the big deal was about bras, so he put one of yours on) stroking Yoongi's head. The older man shed his sweats and sat only in boxers with a visible tent forming before your eyes, "C'mon, you haven't thought about fucking us one time or another? I know I have."

"You've thought of fucking ____ too? I'm glad I'm not the only one." Jimin revealed, but you were still spinning in all this madness, "So both of you want to fuck me? Isn't that messy and um, gross?"

"How? Jimin and I know each other, you've known us for a while, what could go wrong?"

"Jimin, no!" You shouted, "What about STD's, pregnancy, what if something bad happens?"

It was Jimin's turn to laugh before answering, "____, you're on the pill right? Or that Interurinal thing? Either way, we can all get tested, then we can have all the fun in the world. You have thought about us fucking you before haven’t you?"

You sat in silence for a minute then chortled and stopped before correcting him, "Jimin, it's an Intrauterine Device, and I mean, I’ve thought about a lot of things, and it doesn’t mean I’ll act on them, but you two would seriously consider sharing me?"

They looked at each other then looked at you, almost on the same beat, "Yeah.”

"See ____, there is nothing to be scared of, we won't do anything dangerous unless you're into some extra kinky shit, but there is nothing to worry about." Yoongi said and reached his hand out for you to come closer, "Will you please suck me off, we'll make it worth your while."

You gnawed at your lips in response, trying to list all the reasons it could go wrong, but alas nothing could seriously pop up in your head, "Okay. I'll do it, but I swear to God if Sun-"

"No one will know, it'll be between the three of us. Pinky promise?" Jimin interrupted and held out his finger for you to seal this promise with an arbitrary finger bind.

Yoongi cleared his throat, "Yeah, so great, can someone suck me off now?" You hadn't realized he shed his boxers during you and Jimin talking, Yoongi laughed coyly because your eyes were drawn to his length like a magnet before you audibly gulped, "Wow, it’s pretty."

"It would be even prettier if your tongue was on it," Yoongi remarked, making your insides burn in arousal, "so have you done this before? Like, have you ever given a blowjob?"

You silently nodded before leaning down to grip his length in your hand, it felt so soft, and the head wept from precum and then your spit. You gave him one kitten lick across the tip of him, and he let out a tiny groan before going to rub your shoulder, "Please just suck my dick, don’t tease."

You took that as a challenge and stroked him slowly licked around the head before he pulled you up and gripped your chin, "I said not to tease. I can just spank your ass right now, or you can behave."

The cold stare and firm grip Yoongi held led to yet another rush if arousal shoot to your core, "Yes sir." You leaned down to envelop the leaking head into your mouth that made Yoongi hiss in pleasure and place his warm palm at the base of your neck, gently stroking you and giving you silent praises. You got bolder and braced yourself to swallow more of him in your wet mouth, that's when Yoongi tightened the hand at the back of your neck to choke you around him a bit before releasing you with a haughty moan disguised as laughter, "Damn, you keep doing that and I'll cum."

"Yoongi, I hope so, I need my turn!" Jimin whined, almost throwing you off, but the sound of him spitting in his hand and the slick sounds of him stroking himself mixed in deliciously with all of you humming in pleasure.

Jimin got up and then sat next to the older male to look at the way you cupped Yoongi in your hand while your other hand held to his waist and your mouth sucking him in and out in such a way, he might have cum himself right then and there. He looked up from your ministrations on Yoongi to marvel at the way the light dots of sweat began to lay on the older males face, glistening with the smell of sex slowly coming up. His head thrown back allowed Jimin the perfect opportunity to place one chaste kiss on his neck, slightly startling him and in turn you due to Yoongi randomly bucking into your throat, "Are you gonna cum? Can I kiss you here?"

"Yeah, fuck, ____. How are you so good at this? Keep going Jimin." He weakly commanded, and Jimin began to litter his neck in nips and licks until he turned Yoongi's head to kiss his lips as Yoongi's hand left your nape to grab Jimin's length and stroke him.

Yoongi's moans began to grow louder as Jimin abruptly stopped the kiss, "____, I dare you to let Yoongi cum on your lips."

You pulled off Yoongi with a 'pop' and looked at him crazily, "You want Yoongi to do what on my lips? Are you insane!? Sunmi could come back any minute!"

"God, can we do something, I'm about to cum at any minute!" Yoongi added, slowly gripping himself tighter, "____, we have our dicks out, Jimin has a bra on, you're only in my hoodie, Sunmi would put two and two together either way. No one is here, you can wash your face off, and we'll both go down on you at the same time? How's that sound?"

"Hyung, is that even possible? I mean I guess I could finger her while you-"

"Excuse me! First of all, I am down for that, both of can take turns, or at the same time, it's whatever. Second of all, it's not that I'm against it… just, it's so demeaning."

"I mean, yes, having me cum on your face is a little bit humiliating, but you have to know we don't mean it like that. It's kind of like when someone eats you out, and their face is drenched, does that not do something to you? Knowing you were so aroused that you nearly drowned them?"

You took a shaky breath and chuckled, Yoongi's vivid description soaked your panties more than they already were, "Fine. But if you get it in my hair or my eyes, I'll beat your scrawny ass." You dipped back down to open your mouth and place the tip of Yoongi's cock on your tongue as you licked around it while he and Jimin went back to kissing. Then with a loud grunt, the first few splashes of his essence got on your lips, your cheeks, and dripped down your tongue onto your chin before you took your fingers to clean the rest of his cum off his dick, he shined at the fact that his cum on your lips painted a pretty nice picture.

"Shit, Yoongi's cum looks good on you, you sure you only want that to be a one-time thing?" Jimin laughed, and you wondered if he were joking or not because a part of you felt so dirty, but aroused. Before you could answer him, the doorbell rang, and you silently panicked when your phone's ringtone went off,

[9:15 p.m.] Hun-mi<3: Sorry I couldn't be there to put makeup on Yoongi and draw dicks on Jimin, I bet he's already sleeping lol

You nervously typed as the cum began to dry on your face,

[9:20 p.m.] You: Uh, aha yeah… Jimin is such a baby, but are you at the door? Did you lose your key??

There was a lull, then another ring of the doorbell. “Maybe Sunmi got drunk and is auto texting? No no, she would have called if she were drunk,” you thought when another message rolled through,

[9:28 p.m.] Hun-mi<3: Oh, I'm sorry _____, I ordered you guys a pizza! I was on the phone with the delivery person, that's probably them now. Enjoy & see you in the morning sweetie ^_^

Your chest tightened, and your skin got clammy as you typed a quick and abrupt, “Thanks.” The younger male snapped you back to reality, "Well what did she say?"

"O-oh, she ordered us a pizza, but who's gonna open the door, I need to clean my face off."

You went to stand up, but Yoongi made an attempt to grab lightly at your wrist, "____, answer the door."

"Bitch, are you out of your mind?! There's cum on my face!"

Yoongi just smiled in that cocky asshole way he does when feeling playful and retorted, "So? Make sure to tip."

"Min Yoongi, you must be out your damn mind, if you think that I will answer that door in just a hoodie and cum on my face! Send Jimin, he looks the least stupid."

By the end of your sentence Jimin found his shirt, somehow managed to hide his very apparent arousal in his boxers and feigned shock, "Hey, I thought that this color matched my skin tone quite well. We'll answer the door together, just rub it in or something."

"This is not a fucking face mask, it's cum! And it's drying, oh my God, I'm gonna faint." You over exaggerated but Jimin was already dragging you to the front door, "Look, the pizza dude will think you're my girlfriend wearing a peeling face mask, calm down!"

"Why do you assume the person at the door will be a man?" You edged before Jimin rolled his eyes and went to grab the handle, "___, we are not about to argue over this again, I don't mean dude as in man, but like in general. Anyways," and with that he opened the door.

"I have a delivery for a "Sugar Boy?" The pizza boy said as his confidence in the words slowly waned, and you snickered at Sunmi’s running joke about Yoongi’s stage name, but “why did that voice sound so familiar?”

"Jackson?" You peered from behind Jimin, not at all trying to have him see you, "When did you become a pizza guy? What happened to that job you had as a perfume salesman?"

Jimin laughed, a devious lilt lacing his lips,"____, can you stop being a hermit and come from behind me? Jackson needs to see your pretty face."

"Motherfucking asshole." You muttered to where only Jimin could hear, and you stepped around next to him still not fully in the light to speak to see the other male on the other side of the door, “So… How’s it going? Trying a new career hat, I see, haha...”

Sensing your awkward behavior, Jackson scratched the back of his neck and spoke as he handed the boxes to Jimin, "Oh, well… I should have told you in class. Apparently, you can't give every pretty girl a discount at half price, but we sold so many bottles!"

"Aw, damn. If I knew that, I would have stopped by! I needed more perfume…"

Jimin, feeling left out, threw his arm around your shoulder and pulled you into noticeable light, "Pretty girls got half-price, but beautiful girls like you deserve it for free! Lord knows you have the face for it."

You looked at him with more annoyance but cracked a smile at his compliment, "Ugh, Jimin shut your corny ass up. Anyways, Jackson how much is the pizza?" You cringed as the dried cum made small creases around your face, broke from under Jimin's arm, and grabbed your wallet out your jacket pocket on the coat rack, "I guess I should tip you since you just started and all."

Jackson didn't respond though, he just kind of stared and eyes surveyed your face, "Uh-yeah, no! The person who ordered paid & tipped me, but ___, you have something on your face I think, it's-"

You interrupted and shoved whatever bills you had in your hand in his direction, "It's just a face mask, see you Monday!" With that you slammed the door shut, maybe shuffled a handful of steps before flopping on the couch, and letting out an exasperated wail, "He saw that I had cum on my face. I'm ruined, I'm going to be known as ‘the cum girl’ from now on. Oh, Jesus."

Jimin let a loud laugh, enough to shake a house off its foundation sitting the pizza boxes on the table and Yoongi plainly spoke after a long while, "But did you tip him?"

A/n: finals are winding up, so here’s an excuse to take a break from studying. Let me know how u felt about the fic!

#bts smut #jk smut #kpop #jungkook smut #kpop smut #bangtan smut #min yoongi #park jimin #fic #masterlist

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elcorhamletlive · 5 years

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MCU Rewatch: Age of Ultron

Those first few moments at the beggining of the battle are kind of dull, but I do love the shot of all the original six together.

I like the “language” line. I know it’s an unpopular opinion, but to me it works because of how obviously shocked Tony is by it and how Steve himself recognizes he’s kind of playing into his own stereotype when he goes “...I know”. I think it’s fun banter.

I also love that he throws his motorcycle at a car just before he says “it just slipped” lol.

There’s a very weird “people outside the U.S. resent the Avengers” subtext going on in this movie that is just too shallow for the theme it’s serving. It’s something that I see in fandom sometimes too, and it always rings kind of hollow because it’s like people trying to be “woke” without actually understanding what imperialism is and how it works (that’s also where a lot of Bad Takes about CW come from, but I digress). I feel like the movie just kind of puts it in the middle of the larger “are we monsters?” theme, but it really doesn’t work if it’s not properly explored.

I love that Steve lands on his feet after Pietro throws him up in the air LOL. Acrobat Steve is very present in Avengers movies in general, which I appreciate.

I looove the move of Thor slamming the shield with his hammer. It’s so clever and so cool.

“Please be a secret door, please be a secret door... yay!” So cuuute.

The emphasis Tony’s vision places on Steve is downright amazing. Tony straight to him, checks his pulse and no one else’s. Hears his voice talking. I live.

Wanda definitely sees the vision she gave Tony, but I don’t think she necessarily crafted it. This is an important detail for no one but myself and my endless wip-creating mind that still wants to write a fic of these two.

It’s a blink-and-you’ll-miss-it moment, but Steve is helping Clint on the quinjet when they’re going home.

Thor’s report on the Hulk is amazing.

“How is he doing?”/”Unfortunately, he’s still Barton” LOL.

Everyone’s outfit in the party scene is so on point, and then there’s Natasha with that weird skirt.

Also, that kind of goes without saying, but I love everything about the party scene. So many small and fun interactions, and the seeds to Steve’s home arc are laid out. It’s nice.

I love everything about Steve’s characterization in this movie, in fact. Him talking to Bruce is so sweet, and he’s also helping Nat as well by doing it. I love.

Everyone attempting to lift Mjolnir is the best part of this movie. Rhodey and Tony trying together. Steve managing to move it. Thor by the end with his “you’re not worthy” line. It’s perfect.

I love that Hill just has a gun on her at all times.

Oh my god Bruce falling with his face in Natasha’s cleavage is so cringe-worthy.

Aside from that I love the fight with the Iron Legion scene. Steve using the table as a shield, Tony using the fondue fork to attack a robot. Very good.

I’m sorry I’m not trying to get into Discourse but in the scene right after the fight? Tony is completely in the wrong and I literally can’t fathom someone watching that scene and thinking he’s a poor misunderstood baby in need of protection.

I do GET the complaint about how Whedon wrote Tony here, though, because the whole laughing and pretending it was funny was just a very, very dick moment that did feel a little forced. I feel like maybe if we had gotten one extra scene exploring how the vision played with his ptsd and anxiety (or even him just dwelling a little on the vision itself) it would’ve worked better, because then we’d see Tony’s emotions at play a little clearer.

Hnnnnng and there’s it is. “Together”. The moment I turned into absolute certified garbage. Tony’s FACE.

I do like that the Maximoffs interactions with Ultron kind of set up how they’re in over their heads with this whole thing. It’s also shown when they try and epically fail to intimidate Klaue.

Ultron’s whole “I’m not like Tony” thing while also saying things Tony would say is another weird element that never really pays off. It’s just... there.

I will forever love the “pretending you can live without a war” line, and how it ties with Steve’s vision. How the camera flashes sound like shots and wine stains look like blood. How Peggy asks him to “imagine” going home and then the room goes empty because he CAN’T. I really love it.

I feel like Clint’s family is kind of a weird plot point and it plays into some tropes that I don’t really like (like, we don’t know anything about these characters, but we’re supposed to care because they’re the stereotypical Nuclear Family and this makes them important), but Tony’s “these are.. smaller agents” line almost makes it worth it. lol

Clint staring out at Steve and Tony thoughtfully while saying “maybe they’re my mess” is the most relatable moment of the entire MCU.

I feel like BruceNat could have worked a little better if Ruffalo had made Bruce seem actually attracted to her, as opposed to incredibly uncomfortable every time she comes on to him. And she comes on so strongly, it eventually gets awkward because of how one-sided it feels.

And hoo boy there’s the “I’m sterile” talk. I really don’t think Whedon meant to equate infertile women with monsters here, but the way the dialogue is written, it’s kind of the impression that gives off. It’s uncomfortable.

LOG-RIPPING SCENE, YES!! I have a lot of Feelings about how Tony deliberately pokes at Steve because he thinks Steve seems to be doing okay (because Steve is hard to read for him), and how he doesn’t seem to notice that the whole “go home” thing hits Steve really hard. And he is being honest and trying to communicate, he just... can’t see it, and Steve doesn’t know about the vision, so it can’t really get anywhere.

I will say that this movie is definitely missing a scene where Tony TELLS the others (or even just Steve) about his vision. Like, it feels that the resolution can’t be complete without it, because Tony’s fear can’t be fully addressed if it’s never out in the open. I enjoy Tony’s scene with Fury (and I love him calling the tractor “dear”) but I feel like this moment was necessary.

Tony gives a cute smile at Steve’s silly “craziest thing science ever made was me” line :D

Okay, the Thor subplot is completely unnecessary. I know it sets up the Infinity Stones, but it could have been waaay shorter. And the second fight before they create Vision is so dumb. There’s no reason for Tony to just jump into creating Vision AGAIN without even TALKING to everyone else. I’m on board with pretty much everything Stony-related in this movie, but this is unnecessary, dumb conflict that didn’t need to be there.

All the pseudo-philosophy that comes out of Ulton’s mouth is just so weird and artificial. It doesn’t fit with the quippiness he’s supposed to have inherited from Tony, and the result is that when he needs to seem scary he just sounds kind of stupid.

I do love Clint’s speech to Wanda, though. And Natasha talking about the view. These are nice moments.

Awww the “captain’s orders” guy from TWS is at the helicarrier! I had never noticed that.

The fact that Tony echoes the “together” warms my heart, and I do feel it provides some resolution for his argument with Steve - as in, he gets his point, they should work as a team. But I still wish there had been an actual turning point where we could see Tony understanding that, instead of just jumping from point A to point B.

Pietro’s death is so hollow because we just don’t spend enough time with him to truly care, but I like Wanda’s scream destroying all the bots around her. And also her ripping off Ultron’s heart.

I do like the last talk between Ultron and Vision, too. Paul Bettany just sells it to me.

Steve and Tony and their dumb bantering because of Mjolnir is too cute.

ALSO: When Tony says “I’m gonna miss him. And you’re gonna miss me”, like... It feels like he kind of throws it out as a joke, and then immediately adds the “manful tears” comment. And then Steve says “I will miss you, Tony”, and you can see for a second the little look he gives, like, “yeah?” like he can’t really believe it at first. And then when he asks if Steve is okay... I feel like this is a rare moment where they actually manage to understand each other a litte more, through these small glimpses, but it’s all still very tentative, very hesitant but still very sincere. I love this scene to bits, especially the last line.

“It’s a very nice wall” is the WEAKEST snark ever omg Steve. Nat absolutely drags him by calling him and Tony out in response lol

I actually do like this movie. It has many flaws, it’s not as tight as the first Avengers by any means, but ultimately I enjoy it and I think the hate it gets is a little unfair, even if I get where it comes from.

#mcu rewatch #minor ship negativity

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theharlequinwriter · 6 years

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He’s Just like you.

Summary : you and sam have a bad fight causing you to leave not knowing your pregnant and its a couple years later

Word count : 2,720

triggers: swearing.

“Dean wheres sam”

I stood on my tip toes looking over deans shoulder looking for my tall boyfriend sam.

“He took of with that demon bitch”

I gritted my teeth.

“Ruby” I hated her more than anything , I knew that she was lying to us about helping dean outta going to hell but of course we couldn’t took a damn angel to save him. I hated how much sam trusted her , I feel like he would chose her over me , so I avoided the question during fights. I sat back on the couch grabbing my food from the brown bag dean had.

“You okay y/n?”

“Im fine why?”

“You seem upset lately maybe a little bitchy”

I pushed deans arm , taking a bite of my burger. We sat watching movies until at least midnight when sam finally came back in the door. Dean and I both turned now looking at sam who stood there as if he had just gotten off work.

“Where were you sam?”

“With ruby babe”

He walked by grabbing his salad pecking me on the cheek. I heard more footsteps and in walks in the demon herself ruby.

“Why the hell are you here demon bitch”

“Watch you’re tone with me hunter skank”

I walked around the couch coming face to face with ruby.

“Lets go bitch”

I pushed her back , sam came grabbing my hand leading me to the kitchen.

“What the hell y/n”

“Really sam”

“What?”

“You brought her here knowing how I feel about her”

“Shes helping me”

“I can help you sam”

“Not like she can”

“Are you sleeping with the bitch or something”

“What no”

“Then what the hell sam , why am I getting the 3rd degree here”

“Shes helping me y/n more than you or dean ever could”

“Wow sam I stayed with you even after dean went to hell ,I stayed when I found out you’re a demon blood junkie , I stayed even when she came” “No one asked you too y/n”

His hands now clenching into fist.

“I didnt ask you to stay , you did that all on your own”

“What was I gonna do sam , let you go y2k on everyone and everything?”

“I dont know y/n but it would of been easier if you just left”

“Really why so you could fuck her without feeling guilty after , oh im sorry I mean "helping” you"

“Actually you know what y/n yes okay yes im fucking ruby ,ya happy now , wanna know why? Cause she doesnt bitch all the time , she doesnt need me to protect her , id rather her have my back at least I can depend on her”

“SAM!”

dean yelled stepping between us.

I felt my heart shatter In pieces, I felt tears forming , I didnt want him to see me cry.

I walked away still hearing him yell at dean about how ruby is better for him than me , how maybe I should just go. I went to our room grabbing everything I could , smashing pictures as I walked around the room.

“Okay sam , hope your happy”

I walked away grabbing my bag and a little money. I gave dean a hug then I walked out the door not looking back.

I finally got to a cheap hotel where I got a single bed for the weekend. I walked inside falling onto the bed tears falling down my face. How could he say that. I took a shower , getting out my phone had a text from dean.

-hey y/n think it finally hit sam your not coming back , he might try call ya Ill let you know if he does anything stupid and dont worry about ruby ill gank her soon-

I didn’t reply i want sam to worry to realize im not going back.

Its been two months since I left, i decided I need to get a apartment in a little town where supernatural things didn’t occur. I went into the little market buying some food and shampoo oh and pregnancy test.

I got home taking the test , it came back positive only one guy could be the father.

Sam.

I havent slept with anyone else or even looked at another guy I still loved sam.

*TWO YEARS LATER*

“Mommy , mommy look”

I got down on knees taking the drawing out of ethans hand.

My son ethan looks just like his father , he has his eyes and hair , his laugh , smile. He makes me miss sam everyday.

“Thats amazing baby , what is it”

Looking at the drawings it was a very tall person with a cape and what look like dogs.

“Its daddy , you said hes saving people from devil dogs , silly mommy”

I put it on the frige placing him in his seat. I gave him his lunch , he always wanted to know about sam ever since he had a play date with a kid who had both his parents. I told him sam was off saving the world from monsters like ghost and devil dogs. He always asked if his daddy was coming home or will he ever see him.

He was so smart for a child his age. After lunch I asked if he wanted to go to the park to play and feed the ducks.

We got in the car buckling ethan into his seat. When got to the park , ethan took off for the swings. I sat on a bench close enough to see but not so close I can’t see my surroundings. Im still a hunter after all. Ethan was playing tag with some of his friends when another mom came and sat next to me.

“Hey y/n , how are you”

“Im fine susan ,how are you”

“Honestly a little shook up , some fbi agents came to the house asking about murders”

“Creepy”

“Oh my thats them”

She pointed her finger over at two men in suits , walking twords us. I brushed my hair into my face , I turned to her but she was already gone. As they got closer I could hear them banter back and forth.

“Excuse me miss may we ask you some questions”

I sat up looking up at the man who spoke.

“Hi sam”

His jaw dropped as I spoke to him , I flashed a smile , I jumped up hugging dean before reaching out offering sam a hug. He pulled me in hugging me tightly his hands rested on my lower back. I pulled away still having the smell of him fill my nose

“So what’s going on , I havent heard about any murders”

Dean spoke when sam just stood there with a big smile across his face.

“Happend in the 80’s thinking its a wendigo who went quite”

“You guys still gotta gank it nice or not a monsters a monster right”

“Right”

Dean winked at me before sam cut in.

“So uhh whats new”

“A little this , a litte that”

I didnt tell him about ethan, I didnt need a absent father in his life Sam kept glancing at the ground then back at me.

“We ganked ruby”

“Oh im sorry ”

“Im not ,she was tricking me”

“Oh well cant trust anyone I guess”

“Ive missed you y/n”

“I miss you too sam”

His smile grew bigger.

“Maybe we can get a drink tonight and talk”

“I can’t im sorry”

“Oh you got a boyfriend or something?”

“No ”

Dean now trying to help his brother spoke now giving me his best charm.

“Why dont the three of us go get a drink and talk about getting the band back together”

“Id love to you guys but I cant”

Sam was about to protest when ethan came running from the playground.

“Mommy , mommy I caught a bug”

I picked him up sitting him on my hip.

“Let me see”

He opend his hand showing a dead cricket"

“Its dead hun”

“I know silly mommy , it was scaring lisa so I saved her , like how daddy saved you from monsters”

I kissed his cheek putting him back down , crouching down I grabbed his hand.

“Go say bye we gotta go home”

He smiled running off to say bye, I stood up sam and dean both wide eyed and speechless. I waved my hand in front of sams face making him snap out of his trance.

“You have a a a a son?”

“Yea his names ethan”

Sam stayed speachless watching ethan run back to us.

Ethan stood by my side , gripping my pant leg tightly. Sam crouched down pulling out his fake fbi badge.

“Hi im sam”

Ethan grabbed his badge.

“Im ethan”

“Tell him your full name ethan”

ethan tucked his head into my leg before looking back at sam smiling.

“My name is Ethan Samuel Winchester”

Sams head shot up looking at me, he stood up trying to figure out what to say.

“Ethan hunny dont forget your toy”

He ran back to the swings where his toy dragon sat in the sand. Sam finally spoke.

“Is he mine?”

“Yes sam , hes your son”

“When did you find out"

"Maybe a month and a half after I left”

“Why didnt you call?”

“Didnt think you would care”

I could see tears filling up his eyes. Ethan walked over , picking him up I gave sam and dean quick hugs before walking to my car , shaky and on the verge of tears.

*sams pov*

Dean and I just killed off the 90 year old wendigo. Dean decided we had a crazy day so the bar was the perfect place to go. We sat down at a table near the back , dean ordered 6 shots of whiskey , 3 for each , and two beers one for each. As we drank my mind kept snapping back to y/n and our son.

“Sammy?”

I snapped out of my day dream to dean cheersing me with his shot.

“So you’re a daddy sam”

“Im not a dad im just the biological father , I wasnt there for anything”

Dean downed his other two shots , so did I. He raised he hand asking for 3

More rounds. We were in the middle of our 3 or was it 5th round with jack when I finally yelled.

“Why the fuck didnt she call me dean? Ya know just be like oh hey sam im pregnant with your child just fyi or a text something”

“You told her to go sam , told her you wanted ruby , that you were cheating on her with ruby , that you wished she left , you made her feel worthless , unloved , unwanted , you were so jacked up on demon blood you didnt care when she walked out the door”

I buried my face in my hands , dean was right , it was my fault she never came back or called , I dont blame her for hiding him from me.

Dean cleared his throat.

“She clearly tells the kid about you”

I looked up at him , feeling tears build behind my eyelids.

“What?”

“She tells the kid about you I mean you didnt hear him say he saved the girl from the bug like his daddy saved her”

My heart beat hard agianst my chest. I had to see her ,tell her everything. I stood up but dean pushed me back into my seat.

“2 more rounds”

After we drank I felt the room spinning , my thoughts jumbled between y/n and ethan , and more alcohol. I walked outside feeling the cold air hit my face.

“Cas!”

I yelled when I heard the sound of wings I turned to see 3 cas’s , he spoke but I couldn’t hear him.

“T-t-t take me to y/n”

Next thing I knew I was infront of a little white house.

*y/n pov*

*BANG BANG*

I ran to the door , it was 2 am who the hell is banging at my door this late. I opened the door to find a very drunk , very sad sam.

“Sam?”

He smiled pulling me to his chest.

“Y/n!!”

I took him inside sitting him on the couch handing him a water bottle.

“Sam what are you doing here?”

“This right here ”

He patted his hands on the couch.

“Is where im meant to be”

“Sam please dont”

“Please just listen”

I sat next to him making sure we didnt touch.

“Y/n im so sorry for how I acted , for what I s s s said , ruby was a lying bitch just l l like you said. She tricked me into horrible things I never had sex with her , I never even looked at her like that , I was so junked up on demon blood that I didnt see that you were what I needed , w w what I need baby.”

I saw tears falling from his eyes now when he spoke.

“Baby you are my world , and we have a son , , I dont blame you for keeping him from me, but I I can’t , wont miss anymore of his life or yours , I need you back y/n , im so sorry so so so sorry”

He was now full on crying , I could tell dean had gotten him drunk so he could say how he felt. He looked back at me , his eyes blood shot and his breath smelling of whiskey.

“He has your eyes sam”

“Really?”

“Yeah , he is just like you more and more everyday”

I felt tears falling down my face.

“Sam you can come back but you have to be here , I wont let you hurt ethan”

“I wont ever hurt eaither of you”

His hands grabbed mine pulling me to him so now I was sitting on his lap facing him. He put one of his hands on my lower back while the other rested on my cheek. He closed the gap between us his lips gently touching mine. I kissed back running my hands through his hair making the kiss deeper.

“Ive missed you so much sam”

I helped him upstairs ,letting him sleep in my bed. As I layed next to him , he wrapped his hands around my waist pulling me into his spooning me.

“Does ethan know about me?”

“Yeah he knows you and dean hunting monsters like ghost and demons but he thinks your a superhero”

I heard his laugh as we fell asleep. I woke up before sam untangling myself from him. I walked downstairs where ethan sat watching his morning cartoons. I called him over to the kitchen sitting him in his chair I went to the frige grabbing things for pancakes.

“Mommy what’s wrong?”

Ethan looked at me smiling

“Nothing baby”

I walked away from my mixing bowl picking ethan up sitting him on my hip. Grabbing my wallet I took the picture of me sam and dean out handing it to him.

“That right there is your uncle dean , hes really brave and the tall guy thats your daddy sam he’s my hero”

Ethan smiled holding the picture, I walked into the kitchen sitting him down on the floor. I heard steps coming from upstairs.

“Ethan hun I have a surprise for you”

His head snapped up looking at me with wonder.

“What is it mommy?”

“I want you to look at that picture real close”

As he squinted his eyes , sam came down standing at the walk way into the kitchen.

“Now ethan look up”

Ethan looked up from the picture , as his eyes met sam , the biggest smile formed across his face.

“DADDY!!!”

he ran over grabbing sams legs as sam picked him up.

“Daddy your back!”

Sam hugged him tears falling down his face. His eyes locked onto mine.

“Daddys home now ethan”

After breakfast dean came over so ethan could know his family. As sam and I did dishes his hands grabbed my hips spining me around so now I was face to face with him.

“Y/n I wanna be a family”

“We are sam”

“I wanna make it offical”

He reached into his pocket pulling out a ring.

“I know its not much but will you marry me ?”

“Yes sam oh my lord yes”

He kissed me , my hands tangled in jis hair as we parted I could hear ethan and dean.

“Ew mommy and daddy are kissing”

“I know right gross”

I smiled at sam , knowing he will always be there for ethan and I

#Littlebrothersammyimagines #sam winchester imagines #sam winchester #sam winchester x reader

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exolstice-blog · 6 years

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EXO reaction | to their s/o not feeling well

[A/N: Requested by anonie: reaction to you being on your period and not feeling well. Here you go! Sorry for the long wait, have been so busy lately TT, but here it is! I hope you enjoy it~]

Minseok:

He would become the softest.

Calling you every 20 minutes.

[kms] “Y/N, are you good? Did it get better? Does it hurt too much, do you need--”

Even though you really told him it wasn’t much of a big deal.

“For Christ sake, Minseok, I’M A WOMAN, I’VE BEEN HANDLING THIS EVER SINCE I WAS 15.”

[kms] “You’re so brave, baby.”

I mean, it happened every month, he should be used to it too.

But no. The man wouldn’t budge.

Unexpected visits.

He would come over with that over-sized hoodie you couldn’t help but love.

Ice-cream too.

He was just the sweetest.

Junmyeon:

Oh, he would be so understanding.

With the mood swings and all--because it wasn’t just a myth, he’d learned that much.

Although you were most calm, he wouldn’t fight back whenever you began your bickering.

He would be so chill, honestly.

Just listening to all you have to say.

And after you become so ashamed for all, he would just laugh, give you a hug, and stare.

“What are you looking at? I’m embarrassed.”

[kjm] “Why, I love when you get flustered like this.”

“I hate you.”

[kjm] “Cute.”

Yixing:

Can I just say, he would be so warm.

Literally.

“Why are you hugging me so much?”

[zyx] “I read somewhere that heat relaxes your muscles. Is it working?”

“Maybe.”

He would just be so thoughtful.

Forever looking for ways to alleviate your pain, regardless of its intensity.

And the boy would even take notes of it, I’m soft.

Ah, and something else.

Belly kisses.

[zyx] “Oh, you’re blushing.”

Baekhyun:

Often your changes in mood would affect him too.

Specially when all he did was quarrel back.

That’s why most of the time he would just fight you off by making you laugh.

With whatever silly thing he could, he did.

Making up the weirdest of things.

Saying the stupidest of things.

[bbh] “Ugh, that’s, like, the only reason why I prefer being a guy.”

“You wouldn’t mind being a girl?”

[bbh] “Heck no. Specially when you have those.” -pointing at your chest-

“But they hurt!”

[bbh] “Want me to kiss them?”

“BYUN!”

Jongdae:

He would become so tamed lmao.

Trying to not get on your bad side.

Not only that, he knew you were going through something that wasn’t so satisfying.

So he did everything he could to satisfy you.

Being the loveliest.

He would build forts with blankets.

Arrange pillows.

Wrap you around in warm towels.

[kjd] “Aren’t you the tastiest taco, babe?”

“Stop tickling me, you!”

Chanyeol:

So he would visit you, okay.

Or give you night rides through the city, he knew you needed a breath of fresh air.

He would bring Toben, too.

Knowing how much you loved that ball of fluff.

Small concerts.

He would give them to you.

He would play for you. The piano. The guitar.

He would sing.

Do I really need to say more?

[pcy, singing like all the angels up in heaven] “ ’Cause all of me, loves all of you.”

“...Are you looking at Toben?”

Kyungsoo:

Chef Soo in the house.

So much squishy, too.

He would cook for you, ever the softest.

Concerned about your comfort, he wouldn’t let you do anything.

That wouldn’t stop you, though.

You would flee bed and join him in the kitchen, making a mess out of everything.

That would only encourage him to carry on, making play of your antics.

The both of you, of course, would end up covered in flour or any concoction he’d spent all night preparing.

“Soo! Stop it, I’m covered in honey!”

[dks] “And I thought you couldn’t get any sweeter.”

Jongin:

Honestly he would be so playful.

Primarily to lift up your mood, knowing how much you could sometimes hurt.

He would prepare the most fun movie dates.

All the sweets you could imagine.

Him being the biggest of them all.

Often encouraging you to act out some of the most ridiculous scenes.

[kji] “DRAW ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRENCH GIRLS!!!”

“PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON, JONGIN.”

And, of course, tickle wars and pillow fights.

Sehun:

He couldn’t be more gentle.

Careful hands and tender fingers. Cotton-soft.

He would warm your blankets before going to bed.

Prepare warm tea and apply on you toasty kisses.

Bed-time stories.

Yes, he would read to you--

books borrowed from his hyungs or simple stories he’d make up.

Mostly about him teaming up with Vivi in some parallel realm to beat some litte asses and rescuing his princess. You.

[osh] “Good night, princess. Sweet dreams.”

“Thanks--”

[osh] “And by that I mean me.”

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Suits: Right-Hand Man (8x01)

I miss Mike so much. This is gonna be rough, guys. I'm going to be honest, here - Mike and Harvey's relationship was about 90% of why I watched this show. And if I'm being even more honest, Gina Torres was most of the other 10%. Now that I've lost that, I'm not sure what's left. But I'm not a quitter - I'll commit myself to Season Eight of Suits, at the very least. If this show gets renewed again, I might be hanging up my hat at the end of Season Eight. But my heart is open to the possibilities. Let's talk about this.

Cons:

Katherine Heigl. It's a little hard for me to evaluate her without taking into account everything I know about her as a person. The rumors are rampant - she's a diva. And this character? Well, thus far Samantha Wheeler seems... fine? Kind of generic? She's a bad-ass woman that doesn't take shit from anyone and is loyal to Robert Zane. I think about the other women in this show, though, and I just don't know what she adds. We had Rachel, who was this kind, gentle, compassionate person who didn't fall in to the cliches of the "professional" woman who has to be cold to get to the top. You have Katrina, who wants to be that cold professional woman, but has a problem with her confidence. You have Donna, the sassy assistant-turned-COO character. What is Samantha going to be? I'm not saying I dislike her, but I certainly wasn't grabbed by her in week one. She seemed pretty unoriginal to me.

I know this show is ridiculously unrealistic all of the time when it comes to how a law firm would actually operate, and usually I'd be fine with that. But it's driving me crazy that everyone is throwing around the promise of name partner as an incentive. There's no way this firm survives so many name changes in the past few years. Let things settle down with Zane Specter Litt for like a SECOND before you start talking about Alex and Samantha getting tossed up on the wall. It's just silly, and it feels like an increasingly contrived way to get the drama going.

Oh, also - did I mention that I miss Mike? A lot? Like, a lot, a lot? I seriously don't know how I'm going to get through this season. It'll be too sad if they don't drop hints that Mike and Harvey are still in touch. Just an occasional one-sided phone conversation would be cool with me. Just... something. PLEASE.

Pros:

Okay. So in order to keep going with this show, sans the epic bromance, I'm going to have to let go of some old grudges against Louis Litt, and accept him into my heart. They did a pretty good job of showing his growth last season, and even if I still get twitchy when I think about him hurting Mike, I'm choosing to forgive and forget. Truth is, the stuff with Louis and Katrina in this episode was by far the most interesting thing going on here. Katrina deciding which associates to fire, Louis getting pissed when Brian gets thrown into the mix, Donna stepping in to help smooth things over... it was all golden.

See, one thing that happens sometimes with Donna is that she steps in to espouse her "wisdom," and it feels pointless, like she's just saying what everybody already knows, but in a sassy, witty way. This time, when she stepped in and explained Brian's value to the firm, she really taught Katrina something, and helped smooth the tension between Katrina and Louis. It was a shining moment for her in this season premiere. I like the fact that Donna acknowledges her role as a "supporting player," and says how important that can be. It was a good way to frame this conversation.

Katrina is one of those surprise characters - I certainly didn't think much of her when she first showed up on the scene years ago, but now I really like her. She's funny and she really gets Louis in a way maybe nobody else does. Harvey had something special with Mike (*sob*), and Louis gets to have that special partner-associate bond with Katrina. I think that's something he really needs, and I'm glad he gets to have it. Also, their comic relief is just too good. Katrina telling Louis that she cares for him deeply in a completely asexual way, and Louis' response that he cares for Katrina and sees her as neither man nor woman? That's freakin' hilarious. Those two are so weird, and I'm all for it.

While the jury is still out on Samantha, I am excited to see Alex get some more screen-time. I don't have a problem with him as a character, but thus far he hasn't really clicked in for me as someone particularly interesting. He feels a little generic. But I like the camaraderie between him and Harvey, and I like the way that he and Louis seem to have reached a peaceful relationship at last. I think he could be a really interesting piece of the puzzle, so I'm excited to see how that works. I've got to say, for all that this show lost three of its original cast members last season (including Jessica), the show doesn't feel empty. They did a smart thing elevating existing players like Alex, Katrina, and Robert to the front lines, so that only Samantha comes in as a completely fresh face.

There is something else I'm kind of excited about for this season, and that's the Robert and Harvey relationship. I've got to say, for all his bluster, Robert Zane is an incredibly understanding and patient guy. Dude has been through some shit over the years because of Harvey Specter, Mike Ross, and frankly the whole gang over at their firm. I think it only makes sense for him to be managing partner, and I'm glad that Harvey saw it that way too, with a little assistance from Donna. I can't wait to see these two butt heads, but keep it professional all at the same time.

Lastly, let me do a legacy "Mike and Harvey" corner... I always used to save the two of them for last in my reviews because they're my favorite part. We did get a little bit of content about them, as Donna shows Robert a picture that Rachel left of the newlyweds for Robert to decorate his new office. We also have Donna asking Harvey if maybe he's being a little touchy because he's reacting to Mike leaving. This is one of those "no duh" moments that Donna sometimes has, but I appreciated the fact that Harvey didn't brush her off or get defensive. He's not interested in lying about the fact that he's going to miss Mike. That's a given.

And I'm going to miss him toooo! So much! Literally I wish this show had just ended. But that doesn't mean there's nothing to enjoy... I guess. I'll keep plugging away, and I'll have my eagle eyes out for any little tidbits of Mike Ross that they choose to give us.

7/10

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