#get off my ass gretchen

[pinkishplush]

Sweetest Revenge

Pairings;

Regina George x Reader

Pt.2

All eyes were on me as I walked into the cafeteria. I was now the newest trending topic, again. "I'm the Queen Bee, again?". I repeated the question in my head over and over again.

I walked to my usual lunch table and just sat there, staring into oblivion. Not too long later Regina walked in...she was wearing sweatpants. On a Thursday. All eyes were on her and her confident spark was gone.

As she moved to sit down at the usual plastics table. Cady was sitting there like she was the HBIC "Regina, you're wearing sweatpants." Gretchen pointed out "So?" Regina scoffed. "So. You can't sit with us." Gretchen pointed out the rule.

Regina scoffed again in response "Those rules are made up. They're not real." She said as she stood there, everyone was still watching "They were real that day I wore a vest." Karen said "Yeah because that vest was ugly!" Regina stated "You can't sit with us!" Gretchen shouted.

Regina shook her head and turned to walk away "Take a picture it'll last longer." She said. Everyone took out their phones to take photos/videos. In response I stood up and grabbed her shoulder leading her to sit down with me.

Everyone gasped in response "What are you doing?" She scoffed "Saving your ass from being embarrassed." I said as I sat down next to her. She smiled at me gratefully and ate her lunch but I could still see she felt uncomfortable. I looked up and noticed everyone still filming.

I stood up from my seat next to her "Do you bozos have something you wanna say. If you don't put your fucking phones up your ass and sit the fuck down!" I demanded before sitting back down. Everyone turned off their phones and went back to minding their business except for the few gossipers.

"So is that what the former Queen Bee is all about?" Regina asked with a smirk "Shut up and eat your lunch doofus." I chuckled softly. I knew Regina did everything that she did to me because she was jealous. I guess I was just angry because she didn't think that what she was doing would possibly hurt me in the process.

I still love her to say the least but that's a story for another time. I looked up and noticed Janis' bewildered look. I shrugged it off. I knew I had hurt her feelings but she hurt mine first so she would just have to deal with it.

"I just don't understand though." Regina said aloud suddenly "Understand what?" I asked "Why'd you do this." She asked "Do what?" I asked her to clarify "Let me sit with you. After all I've done to you. Don't you hate me?" She stated as if it was an obvious answer.

"Well, love makes you do stupid things. And revenge is so sweet when you've realized you're the one that was truly played." I said softly. "I don't get it." She mumbled "Me either I just made that up." I said quickly.

She looked at me with a blank expression before laughing "But really. I don't hate you, Gina. You were my first everything. I could never hate you." I said softly as I held her hand under the table. She smiled softly "God you've got me blushing over here, stop it." She said bashfully.

I laughed softly as she looked down at her tray. Maybe this was the beginning of something new again. (⁠灬⁠º⁠‿⁠º⁠灬⁠)⁠♡

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[chaengluva]

Birthday

Regina x Fem!Reader: 1.5k Words Masterlist

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Regina George was panicking.

She had to last a whole day pretending that she forgot about your birthday then rush home without you, set up everything, invite everyone over, then convince you to come over to her house, she knew it was going to be hard especially pretending to forget, she told everyone else to pretend that they forget too, which she will know will be hard for you but it will be worth it by night time.

Meanwhile, at your house, you woke up happily because you knew it was your birthday and you couldn't wait to see your girlfriend, you excitingly got out of bed and changed into light wash denim jeans a pink tank top and a black leather jacket, well it was really Regina's but she hasn't noticed.

You happily walk downstairs and you're instantly greeted by your parents,  "Happy Birthday!" They both say, giving you a hug, "I can't believe you're 18 already!" Your Mom says, pulling away from the hug, "Time flies." Your Dad smiles, they both tell you to sit on the couch then leave, a few minutes later they come back holding a few presents. You take the card first,  smiling while reading the whole thing. 

After you read the card you place it down and pick up one of your presents, you take a small box and carefully open it, your eyes go wide when you see it's from Tiffany and Co, you open the box and gasp at the beautiful necklace inside, "Thank you so much!" You smile, your parents smile back at you, taking a few pictures.

You open almost everything, all except for one present, your Mom said that you have to open that one later which leaves you a bit curious. You go to the kitchen, getting some breakfast. "Got any plans tonight?" Your Dad as you eat your cereal. You nod your head smiling, "Yeah, Regina and I have a date." Your Dad smirks slightly, "Well have fun!" You smile at his excitement, you put your dirty bowl in the dishwasher then rush outside to the car with your Mom, she usually drops you to school on her way to work. 

"Have a good day baby!" Your Mom says, you smile back at her, opening the door then walking into school, it was tiring walking around the whole school before you finally found your girlfriend, she was sitting with her friends Gretchen and Karen, they were talking their asses off, as they always do. You happily sat next to Regina, smiling when you saw how her eyes lit up when she saw you. 

"Hi baby." She smiled, pulling you in for a kiss, you smiled back at her, waiting for her to say something but it never came, the silence was loud and Regina knew she would accidently say something so she changed the topic. "Is that my jacket?!" She asked, with a jokey hint of annoyance. You smiled proudly, nodding your head, wrapping your arms around yourself, "Yeah." 

There was another moment of silence, but this one lasted longer, it lasted until the bell rang and you were starting to get annoyed. When the bell rang you got up and headed to home room without a word, Regina sighed, looking at her friends, she was already feeling extremely guiltily, "Regina, It's okay, It's gonna be worth it." Gretchen told her, giving Regina some comfort.

 Thinking that your girlfriend had forgotten your birthday mad you feel annoyed and sad but it didn't help that no one else remembered, the whole feeling made you space out in each class and you didn't hear the bell ring for lunch. "Y/n!" You heard someone yell loudly, you look up and see Janis, waving her hand in front of you. You smile at her, grabbing your stuff and leaving the classroom without another word. 

You see your girlfriend and her friends sitting at their unassigned assigned table, you hope that she had remembered by now so you grab your tray of food and  walk towards the table, but hope is all drained out when you hear what they were talking about. "We can do it tonight." You hear Karen say, "Tonight?" You question, sitting down on the table Regina looks into your eyes, smiling before saying, "Me and the girls are doing a project tonight." Pulling you in for a kiss right after, you quickly pull away, "But I thought we were hanging out tonight." Regina giggles slightly, "Why would you assume that?"

You look down, playing with your fingers, "Oh. No reason." You say sadly, Regina just goes to to talk with Gretchen and Regina while all you feel is empty inside, you want to get up and leave but your body doesn't let you, for the whole lunch you sit there, you don't even touch your food. When the bell rings, once again you get up without a word, when your out of sight Regina let's out a huge sigh of relief , knowing she's got past the hardest part. 

The rest of the day felt like a blur to you, the only thing that you felt like doing was going home and crying, the fact that no one remembered your birthday expect for your parents broke your heart. As soon as the last period bell rang, you rushed out of the school making sure not to even interact with Regina, you saw her and her friends outside by her car which made you roll your eyes, you hoped on the bus, putting your headphones in and then headed home. 

When you got home you fell on your bed you wanted to cry to hard but the tears never fell, you remember that you went all out for Regina's 18th birthday, but she can't even remember yours. The bedroom door opened at your Dad gasped in shock, "I thought you were going out.." He started, sympathy in his voice. "Yeah I did too, but Regina didn't remember my birthday." He sighed sadly, "I'm sorry baby, do you want to have some cake with your mother and I?" You shake your head, "I'm not really in the mood right now."

He nods, closing the door then walking downstairs, smiling at your Mom, knowing that you had no idea what was going on, yes, Regina got your parents in on it, so they knew Regina didn't actually forget.  A few minutes after  your dad left you felt your phone vibrating, you pulled it out and rolled your eyes seeing it was from Regina, but there was small hope in you that she finally remembered, so you answer. "Hi Gina." you smile. 

"Hi Princess." She says, making you blush, as mad as you are at her, she still has an effect on you. "Anyway so me and the girls want to go out, I need the jacket for my outfit so could you please drop it off." You sigh sadly, you had your hopes way to high, "Oh. Um. Yeah sure."  You say, quickly hanging up before she could say anything. 

You grab your keys then go downstairs, you tell your parents that you're going to Regina's to drop off something, they nod with slight smiles on their faces. You get to her house and walk up the stairs, you ring the door bell and just wait for her to answer. After what felt like hours, she opens the door, "Thanks baby." She smiles, kissing your lips, but you don't kiss back, you look behind her and see that it's very dark inside, you're curious so you step inside making Regina smirk and close the door behind you. 

For a few seconds it's quiet but then the lights turn on and everyone jumps out, all your friends and family were there and you had the best reaction on your face, the whole house was decorated and a few minutes later your parents walked in. "You'd really think I'd forget princess?" Regina asks, wrapping her arms around your waist, you giggle, she gives you a bag, you open it up and gasp seeing the prettiest dress inside. "Go and get changed baby." 

You rush on upstairs to her room, getting changed quickly, everyone goes quiet when you walk downstairs, you look breath-taking, Regina takes your hand and pulls you over to the couch, pulling out the gift that your parents had earlier, the one they said you had to open later, "Your Mom made this for you." 

You open the present, you smile brightly seeing that it's a photobook of all your years, you slowly go through it and Regina takes a few photos so she has them to keep, she smiles seeing when she started to come in, which was when you were about 14, the two of you were so young and clueless of where you would be today.

The party was amazing, Regina got you so many expensive and heartfelt gifts, you also got a few gifts from the other guests, when everyone left, you and Regina went up to her room, you change into her hoodie and sweats then jump on the bed. Regina gets on the bed, placing a hand under the hoodie you a wearing, touching your bare waist. She leans in, lips close hover above your hear, "Ready for your last present baby?" 

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#regina george x reader #Regina george 2024 #regina george #gxg #mean girls 2024 #reneé rapp #wlw #lesbian #mean girls #fluff #janis imi'ike #gretchen wieners #karen shetty

[meangirls-imagines]

Welcome to the Poly!Plasticsverse!

collab with: @yungpoetfics (my fav bubs in the world)

Regina George

@queenbgina/@callmereginald (she/her)

North Shore's Queen Bee

Soft for her girlfriends

The mom of the group

Basically a sugar mommy for her girls

Lifehack Geek

TikTok hater

Has rational fear of werewolves

Will fight a bitch

Victoria's Secret girly

Female rapper stan (Doja, Cardi, Megan, etc.)

Gryffindor

Lesbian

Gretchen Wieners

@thegretchenw/@greatgretsby (she/her/it (only if ur special))

The second mom of the group

Softest human

Loves playing with her girlfriends hair

#1 Twilight hater

Has a letterboxd account just to leave bad reviews

The level headed one usually, but will snap when she needs

Cuddly as fuck

Loves Fleur du Mal lingerie

Stubborn as Fuck

Wine drinker/expert

Loves vintage music (Elvis, Elton John, etc.)

Hufflepuff

Bisexual

Karen Shetty

@karebearz/@karensheetty (any pronouns)

Ambidextrous™️

Loves Spongebob

Plant Parent

Knows Britney Spears and Lady Gaga choreo

Kpop girly (Blackpink, BTS, etc.)

Lettering expert

Has Funko Pop collection

Squishmallow lover

Ravenclaw

Pansexual

Cady Heron

@cady_heron/@defnotcaddy (she/her)

The third mom of the group

Whispers when angry

Carries bandaids at all times

Always has snacks

Lactose Intolerant (but LOVES cheese)

Cries at Rom-Coms

LOVES hugs

Cannot handle spicy food

Sleeps with a teddy bear

Happy to be here

Friends with everyone's parents

Token vanilla of the group

Has diary (with a heart shaped lock)

Bisexual

Aaron Samuels

@aaronsammy/@atomicaaron (he/him) or (ho/mie)

1/3 of Terror Trio

Y/N's best friend

North Shore's resident Himbo

Will do anything if someone says "I dare you"

Impulsive buyer

Has one brain cell (shares it with Y/N)

Overuses 💪 emoji

Usually confused

1/2 Golden Retriever duo

Can skateboard

Uses Axe body spray

Co-founder of Stuntmares

Dreams of grabbing a teddy in a claw machine (bucket list item)

Ass man

Owns too many grey sweatpants

Kisses his homies (homiesexual)

Has never watched Harry Potter

Watches lifestyle coaches on YT

Can play the ukulele (really badly)

Loves Eminem and Harry Styles (would fuck Harry Styles)

Writes Larry Stylinson fanfics

Kissed Y/N once (regretted immediately)

Bisexual

Damian Hubbard

@hubbarddamian/@damianishubby (he/him/they)

Learned how to sew from Janis

Does drag and has a YT channel (Anita Dick)

Huge Adore Delano stan

Will fight anyone who hurts Janis

Doesn't like Rupaul as a person, but is a religious Drag Race fan

#1 Poly!Plastics fan

Has an 8 step skincare routine

Cameraman for Stuntmares

Earlybird

Lies about having curfew to go to sleep early

Ravenclaw

(Lowkey wishes he was a Slytherin bc it's the "cuntiest house"

Him and Karen watch The Bachelor

Fav movie is Dirty Dancing (did the lift with Janis)

Learned how to twerk from Y/N

Gay

Janis Imi'Ike

@janiisimiike/@imiikenough (she/they)

Secret Barbie girly(live action and animated movies)

Will go straight for Ryan Gosling

Feral chihuahua of the group

Hozier stan

HATES THE KARDASHIANS

Pain in Regina's ass

Anger Issues™️

Secretly loves Olivia Rodrigo

Mentally Ill friend

Emotional Drunk

Karaoke Queen

Tits girly

Leather Jacket lesbian

Getting piercings > therapy

Has a suit collection

Thrifter

Loves her friends

Dog person (secretly)

Quotes niche memes

Kinky af

Middle Child

Lesbian

Y/N Y/L/N (FC: Chrissy Costanza)

@thisbeyn/@reginaslefttit (she/he/they/it)

2/3 Terror Trio

2/2 Golden Retriever duo

Has matching fried egg tattoo with Aaron.

Co-Founder of Stuntmares

"Hi, I'm Y/N and welcome to Stuntmares" *jumps off roof into pool*

Cuts her own hair

Blooper Reel Queen

North Shore's resident stoner

AUDHD (autistic + ADHD)

Playlists range from Beethoven to ashnikko

"IT'S NOT A PHASE. IT'S A LIFESTYLE."

Demisexual

Plays electric guitar

Has slight speech impediment

Gremlin of the group

D&D Dungeon Master

ALWAYS falls asleep during movie night

Power Nap Addict™️

Insomniac

Monster Energy Drink Enthusiast (collects the cans)

Oddly good at Origami

Tweets everything she thinks

Has been banned from Fortnite and Roblox

Married to Gretchen on The Sims (regina and karen were sad)

Anger issues

✨Spicy✨ Latina (do not fuck with her people)

Matching rings with her gfs

Def had one night stand with Cady

Shane Oman

@shaneomann/@omantastic (he/him) or (dumb/hoe)

Loves Old School Rap (Biggie, Tupac, Snoop Dogg, etc.)

Hates Y/N at first but comes to love her like a sister.

Only person who can outsmoke Y/N.

Has a dropped truck with red LED lights under it.

Blasts music walking down the halls.

Always has the zoomies.

Orange cat friend.

Has elevator music playing in his head 24/7.

Challenged Damian to a dance off. (He lost. But he had girls simping over him)

Posts thirst traps on TikTok. (Regina's mom is his #1 follower)

Has a frying pan tattooed to match Aaron and Y/N.

Always on Stuntmares trying to create new world records.

Or eating a bunch of weird combos.

"Oman! Not again!" *proceeds to eat a marshmallow and spam sandwich*

Ralph Lauren man

Whenever the polycule argues, he's a "fuck this shit, I'm out" person.

Professional party crasher

Dine and Dash expert

Has nipple piercings (Aaron and Y/N dared him to get them)

Curses like a fucking sailor (Half of his lines on Stuntmares are just censor beeps)

Talks way too fast.

Knows Italian and Spanish (Him and Y/N talk shit in Spanish)

His ringtone for Aaron and Y/N is the remix of the Windows error sound

Loves t-shirts with offensive prints (Regina tries to make him dress normally)

Has gc with Aaron and Y/N called "Hoemies"

Would fuck Aaron

TICKLISH

Major gossip (Him and Gretchen meet once a week to talk shit)

#regina george x reader #karen shetty x reader #gretchen wieners x reader #aaron samuels #cady heron #janis imi'ike #damian hubbard #poly!plasticsverse

[wolfsword87]

As much as I wanted to, I could never buy into the 2004 mean girls lesbian reading - Cady always just felt too straight, and Regina was too nastily homophobic to Janis for me to personally be able to read her as a lesbian with internalized homophobia. My lesbian heart wanted to buy into it so very bad but I just couldn’t.

But mean girls 2024?? Oh boy they got me. They got me by my dykish little throat. Those gay musical theatre ass bitches managed to give me toxic doomed yuri in my mean girls movie!!!

Anyways funny part of the post is over allow me to over analyze:

Janis is a lesbian - she always was and we already knew that and I’m so glad they weren’t cowards and committed to giving her a girlfriend for prom this time. Janis and Regina were close friends who started to realize they liked eachother and while Janis was comfortable with that Regina wasn’t which lead to the whole ordeal with spin the bottle and with the beanie baby and the pride pin which leads me to…

Regina is a lesbian with some deeply internalized homophobia. We see it with the way she treats Janis but keeps the pride pin WHICH by the way is like fanfiction levels of toxic doomed yuri and I appreciate it so much. She has all this popularity and control over the school that she’s so afraid of loosing which causes her to act nasty and bitchy and her being a lesbian can absolutely fit into this - being outed as a lesbian would hurt her popularity and reputation and so she throws Janis away and ruins that relationship, and as she grows older and matures she gets stuck in this toxic mindset where I feel like she knows deep down she’s a lesbian but she’s not letting herself acknowledge it because she knows what embracing that would do to her social life. HOWEVER she’s toxic and absolutely still uses her hot dom lesbian energy to enact control over her friends who are all very down bad for her which leads me to…

Cady - bisexual home schooled jungle freak who starts normal high school and realizes what romantic attraction feels like and doesn’t really know what to do with those feelings- did y’all see the way she looked at Regina’s titties during that seduction scene, we all saw it right?? (And yes I’m calling it a seduction scene because even if you don’t read it as a sexual seduction that’s the term I’ve been taught to use for a villain confrontation where the villain is trying to convince the hero to join their side - seduction as opposed to threat - fun fact from film school) Cady wants to be like Regina, she WANTS regina, and Regina’s absolutely aware of that but is so buried in her persona and internalized homophobia that instead of acknowledging and reciprocating those feelings in a healthy way she kind of half reciprocates them enough to lead Cady on but not enough to treat Cady well which leads to this relationship dynamic where Regina is pretty much benefiting off of the way her unacknowledged lesbianism is enacting control over her friends who are all down bad for her which leads me to…

Gretchen - you can’t tell me that girl isn’t in a horrific one sided situationship with Regina especially after her song!??? That girls WANTS REGINA SO BAD and Regina knows that and again exploits that somewhat unintentionally because she can’t acknowledge her own identity. Gretchen is what Cady very well could have became in a different reality where Cady didn’t have Janis and Damien’s perspective to help her realize what she’s gotten herself into and lead to the conclusion of the film.

ANYWAYS I’m a cadina truther because Janis and Gretchen both have been hurt by Regina and deserve better but that doesn’t mean that Regina doesn’t deserve better either and I thoroughly believe that after the events of the film Cady helps Regina work through her shit and Cady gets the hot dom gf Regina was meant to be

As for Aaron I can absolutely believe that Cady is genuinely attracted to him I don’t think it’s a case of Cady likes Regina but doesn’t realize and so redirects her feelings into a man (tho I also totally support that reading) but dude that guy is so bland there’s no way that relationship lasts.

Tldr a lot of Regina’s behavior and relationships can be explained by her internalized homophobia and the way she somewhat benefits off of the control she gets over her friends who have feelings for her and Cady helps her break the pattern and become a better person

#lesbianposting #mean girls #mean girls 2024 #mean girls musical #regina George #cady heron #cadina #janis imi'ike #gretchen wieners #they were all sapphic? #always have been

[iscreameverynightwithoutthes]

Regina George x GN reader (masc)

Summary: You get very drunk at a party and can't find Cady. so Regina takes you home and you find out she has a soft spot for you.

The party was loud, it was Cady's second party and she invited me. She had promised to take me back to hers if I got too drunk. But by the time i was stumbling around I couldn't find her. I felt very dizzy and I knocked myself into people. I walked outside falling over on the ground and kinda just sitting there not knowing someone had been following me the whole time. "You just gonna sit on the dirty ass floor?" I heard a raspy female voice say, i moved my dizzy ass head to face and although it was blurry i could see it was Regina. "Heyyyyy Regina" I smiled drunkingly "Get up" She said slightly helping me up. She looked like she hadn't had a drink. She dragged by the wrist and took me to her car. She helped me into the front she sat next to me sending a quick message to Gretchen and Karen.

"Cady left me" I pouted. "She left you?" She looked at me turning off her phone "She wasn't there i couldn't find her" I stuttered. "She fucking left you? I'll be having a word with her tomorrow" She said driving off "Where are we going?" I said hiccups coming out "Mines." I started to feel sick and I couldn't hold it "Pull over i think i'm gonna be sick" She was quick to pull over and i opened the door and threw up "Oh shit" i just barely heard her say "I'm good" I said closing the door and looking at her i smiled. When we got to her house Karen and Gretchen were already there, they must of got a uber. Regina yelled at them to get out the way and quickly took me to the living room laying me down on her couch. "Take off his shoes Karen and Gretchen get him covers" She demand while my head was facing the living room. mumbling random shit, Regina turned me to face her "Do you feel like you'll be sick again?" She asked looking at me, I pulled her closer to my face "No" I giggled looking at her details of her face.

Her face was clear red as she pulled away when she heard Gretchen come back, Karen stood there just smiling. Gretchen just threw the covers on me covering my face "Gretchen why would you throw it on him!" She yelled fixing the cover and helping take off my jacket. Karen and Gretchen both walked upstairs while Regina stood there "Don't throw up on my floor okay? theres a bathroom there" She pointed "And the kitchen's there if you need water okay?" I very slowly nodded and she turned around to walk away but was stopped because i grabbed her wrist "Nooooo....stayyy" I said slightly dragging her back. She looked at me for a second, i couldn't tell if she was debating if she should stay or go "Fine" She lay on the other part of the couch, the couch being L shaped "You need covers." I said looking at her "i'll be fine" she said turning away from you. "Night night" I said turning to face the couch "Night YN" I just barely heard her say.

The next morning I woke up to my head on someones lap and to my hair being stroked gently. I groaned and turned to see it was Regina, as soon as she felt my head move she quickly pushed my head off of me. I finally took in that i wasn't at Cady "Regina? Where am i? Where's Cady?" I said fully getting up, I then heard two voices coming downstairs and saw Karen and Gretchen. Karen waved at me and i waved back. Gretchen gave me a digusted look. "Cady left you alone, You were really drunk so i took you to mines since i didn't know where you stay and you got a bit of sick on my car." She said trying to put some pissed off voice but didn't seem to mind "oh shit i'm sorry" I said standing up awkwardly. "Doesn't matter" She sighed "Should i go?" She looked at you before speaking "Only if you want to" I debated for a bit i'm not sure if i should leave or not "Would i be in your way?" I looked at Gretchen and Karen who were stood there. "No" She said "But were-" Gretchen was quickly cut off by Regina "Well were not anymore." She said giving a annoyed voice "Could you drop me off at Cady's?" I felt like i was in the way of something so i wanted to get out. Regina looked a bit upset but grabbing my wrist and took me to the car. "Sorry about passing out drunk in your couch" I said putting my seatbelt on "Stop apologising you apologise too much" i didn't say anything i just waited until we got to Cady's. I thought Regina would just drive off but she got out of the car and basically banged on the door.

Cady opened the door, she didn't look hung over "If you ever ditch YN at a party on their own again I will ruin you got it?" She growled. Cady just stared "I forgot about them" Cady said honestly. "How could you forget about them?" She yelled "Regina it's okay, either way i would of gotten home" She ignored me and started yelling at Cady before grabbing by the waist and dragging me back to the car "Regina it's seriously okay" I never really spoke to Regina before last night. but i always saw her staring at me. She wasn't listening to me, i could tell. I gently grabbed her face to face me "Regina it's okay" I smiled letting go. Her face went bright red

cba writing more enjoy let me know if u want a pt2

#regina george x reader #renee rapp #mean girls #renee rapp x reader #regina george

[darkficsyouneveraskedfor]

Black Light 1

Warnings: namecalling, violence, other dark elements. Proceed with caution.

Note: someone said August.

Part of The Club AU

It's retro night. You're looking bomb, feeling fly, ready to get groovy. In a manner of speaking. Platforms, short skirt, a crop top with a faux fur bolero. You are channeling your inner Cher Horowitz.

It's your nineteenth birthday and you can drink your ass off. At last. It's your time. The best days of your life are ahead of you.

Not only are you vibing, you have your posse, your trio of thots. You're not the queen bee but you're a great sidekick. The Regina George of the group is definitely Amanda and her svelte blond hair, but you'd say Kamlai is more the Gretchen Wieners than you.

You smile at the bouncer, a man with a derisive look on his eye that makes you want to dissolve into sand or dust. Whatever. Maybe a nice eerie fog so you can float away. You only catch half his face as he keeps in the shadows, waving in coeds and a few middle-aged creepers.

You wish you got the nice one with the belly. You wait for the silent man to scowl at your ID. He holds it up beside you before he flicks it back to you.

"Thank you, sir," you catch the plastic card against your chest, his eye glinting towards your cleavage.

"Go," he growls and waves forward the next eager club goer.

"Oop, okay, sorry," you make a gesture like Betty Boop, raising your shoulders as you kick a foot up, "have a great night!"

He grumbles and you quickly run to catch up with Kam and Amanda. The pulsing music embraces you and you feel the energy flow into you. This night is gonna be awesome!

"You guys have to make sure to get pics of me!" Amanda hollers above the beat, "with the cutest guy I can find. Seth can eat his heart out."

You shake your head, shrugging off your disappointment. It's supposed to be your day but somehow Amanda always finds her way into the spotlight. You're not going to worry, you're all about fun!

You get your first round of drinks and find a seat. Amanda drinks her pink martini as she scopes out the room. She blows a nonplussed raspberry.

"Ugh, not finding any hunky fuckboys," she rolls her eyes, "I mean, I need someone super fucking hot."

"Don't we all," Kam giggles as her eyes rove, "how about an older guy?"

"Hm?" Amanda gives a pout and twists around to follow Kamlai's gaze. She tilts her head back and forth.

"Not too bad, I'll take the middle one," she winks, "you two can fight over who doesn't get specs."

You look at Kam then back to the three men along the wall. Amanda must be referring to the one with the spiky hair and glasses. He's cute but you're not really into the leering type.

"It's my birthday," you say as Amanda's already on her feet.

You peek at the third guy, sandy brown hair and bright blue eyes. He's not bad. Besides, you just have to dance, Amanda can do all the wants but you're not that kinda gal. You're too damn weird to be the hookup type.

"Fine," Kam rolls her eyes, "I'll take the nerd."

🥂

You grab the stranger's hands and once more drag them off your ass. You put them on your waist and give him a look. Dude, really, take a hint.

Well, he's not a stranger stranger. His name is Cole and he likes flowers. Adorable but still, a bit too old for you.

You turn, an excuse too look around at your friends as you shimmy your hips. Kam isn't as detered as she originally let on and Amanda is gone. Alright…

"How about a drink?" Cole startles you as he leans forward to yell in your ear, "I think I owe the birthday girl at least one."

"Oh, uh, alright," you turn back to him, "sure, I needa sit down anyway."

You follow him to the bar and wait by his arm as he orders. Fuck Amanda, really? Where is she?

"Here," Cole turns back to you, handing over the bright blue cocktail, "birthday special."

You nod and smile. You look at the slice of orange hooked over the edge and sniff the sweet drink. You put your lips to the straw but before you can take a sip, it's torn out of your grasp.

"Hey fucker," the snarl bites through the breakdown of the Cyndi Lauper classic.

A large figure pushes between you and Cole, throwing the drink in his face as he sputters. You gape in surprise and look up as the bouncer stands between you and your erstwhile dance partner. He grabs the smaller man by the collar, knocking his drink to the floor.

"Get the fuck outta here."

The bouncer shoves Cole into a stool and rolls his shoulders. You have no idea what's going on. Cole gulps and looks between you and the large man, himself not by any means small but taking a quick hint. He scrabbles away as you check your feet, a few drops of alcohol on your shoes.

"Didn't anyone ever tell you not to take drinks from strangers," the bouncer turns with a bark, "fucking bimbo."

You frown at the insult but can't muster a response before he storms away. You peer down at the puddle of the cocktail then spin to see the bouncer disappear through the door. Huh, he must've seen something you didn't. You should've known Cole was a creep. You just hope his friends aren't the same.

#august walker x reader #august walker #dark august walker #dark!august walker #drabble #series #black light #au #mission impossible: fallout

[real-total-drama-takes]

Where is the mean girls tdi au. Psychological needs

Janis is Gwen (ULTIMATE not like other girls girl. Plus we'd finally get the mean gwen we deserve)

Cady is Courtney

Regina is Heather

Karen is Lindsay

Gretchen is *$*#*!(@^%??maybe sierra?

That would leave damian to be Cody to round off team amazon even if my first reaction was Noah because of the stereotypical gay thing. I think theres a case to be made for dj personality wise (also when cady has to borrow that big ass shirt shdhfhdgsfs) but i havent actually watched mean girls in forever so idk. Anyways hes so up in the air

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#td mean girls au #total drama

[munsonology]

eddies LAUGH IS SO FUCKING CONTAGIOUS it starts off like a giggle, then a gargle, a huge wheeze, then a whooping contagious cough

one time you and him were at a restaurant, he tried to pour you wine and be fancy (despite him wearing his usual metal clothes) he spilt it everywhere and on the waiter when he came by, he started snorting, wheezing and coughing on the floor, his whole face turned red as he convulsed on the floor, you even let out a loud giggly laugh, he started crying laughing over one little mistake

and then the whole restaurant bursted into laughter due to how contagious his laugh is, eventually you two had to get escorted out (kicked out) because of the commotion

eddie has a whole ass hyena laugh or some type of goose laugh and im living for it

it even happens during sex, you could brush up against him accidentally tickling him a bit, he'd reel back and convulse in chaotic laughter

PLS IK HIS LAUGH SOUNDS LIKE A BOAT HORN IM ☠️

I love people with those laughs because I’m one of those people that laughs at literally everything especially when I shouldn’t 😭😭😭😭

You can’t take Eddie anywhere without him cackling!! Like if it’s modern Eddie and y’all are at the movies watching bridesmaids (one of my fav movies) and he busts out laughing bf when maya shits in the street because he’s having flashbacks to when you popped your pants running to the bathroom after some bad chipotle 😭 and everyone’s sushing him and he’s like “babe remember when you had your gretchen wieners moment and shit your pants at barnes and noble”

And he’s so giggly during sex! Like if you tickle him he elbows you accidentally 😭 you can’t kiss down his stomach because he might knee you in the face! He’d never let you forget it 😭 he’s such a menace!!

#eddie munson/reader #eddie munson x female reader #fem reader #eddie munson fem!reader

[gallavich-headcanon]

me? coming in with another au that i didn't entirely think through? of COURSE-

- ian is fresh off his prison sentence.

- he gets thrown into a convict rehabilitation project by his po.

- the project in question? getting sent to a ranch in the middle of NOWHERE.

- he's not entirely thrilled to get there. middle of nowhere, the only thing for miles is fields and pastures and cattle and probably some not really homo friendly guys who rather speak with their fists than words.

- when he gets there he's pleasantly surprised, because, yes, there's some cows and a tiny herd of sheep, but it's mostly horses.

- in: mickey as the ranch owner. he's brash and doesn't shy away from fights and definitely doesn't take any shit. the worst part? he's just as hot as the relentless sun.

- ian learns the horses are mostly rescue cases, because, beneath his hard shell, mickey DOES have a heart for the broken and used.

- ian HATES how mickey seems he's an absolute IDIOT and can't tell his left from his right. but then he sees how sweet the guy's with the horses, and, well. he's practically done for.

- going cliché here with mickey having a really complicated horse in the stable. guy's arrived at the ranch abused and malnourished, mickey helped him back to his feet. his name is poison; the guy's black as the night, because he HAS to be, and barely lets mickey ride him. obviously, the devil has to betray mickey and take an immediate liking to ian.

- ian's assigned horse is an elderly dapple grey mare. her name's gretchen. she's a heavier warm-blooded horse (this. sounds much bloodier than "schweres warmblut". english, what the hell.) and worked as a cart horse her entire life. she's been brought to the ranch because her original owner died and the kids thought she deserved a nice retirement. he bribes her with carrots and scratches at the chin.

- ian doesn't know how to ride for SHIT. mickey has to teach him. after critiquing his posture to no end and watching ian eat dirt at least fifty times he takes mercy and gets on the horse with him, to actively help him out. ian has to scramble all of his brain cells together to pay attention and not think about those thick thighs caging him in the whole time.

- same happens when he sees mickey go full speed on his horse for the first time. everyone else applauds him for his performance, while ian's horny brain's occupied with thoughts of those thighs around his head -gets muffled and dragged away-

- for the hell of it i'll have them goof around, take the horses to the pond in the tiny forest around the corner and go for a swim with them. they obviously shove and drag each other off the horsebacks.

and if you think this is mainly an excuse to think about mickey's thighs, then you might be correct, but lower your voice.

that's it. that's the thoughts.

good morning my darling 🖤 opening my inbox to see you is always a great way to start my day!

Mickey as the ranch owner is something I never knew I needed. But I do.

going cliché here with mickey having a really complicated horse in the stable -> please give me all the cliche because my head went exactly the same way!

His name is poison-> YOUR MIND IS PERFRCT MY FRIEND obviously, the devil has to betray mickey and take an immediate liking to ian. -> OF COURSE. Maybe Mickey even took Ian to poison to “teach him a lesson” about being cocky of take down his ego a bit when Ian went into cocky-confident-Ian-mood and it turned Mickey on too much that he had to see Ian make an ass of himself to calm down and not jump his bones. Seeing Ian bonding with poison did the exact opposite, let me tell you.

ian doesn't know how to ride for SHIT. mickey has to teach him -> the possibility for innuendos is endless. I hope Mickey / Ian makes some about Mickey’s natural talent to ride.

Mickey… takes mercy and gets on the horse with him -> oh lord have some mercy for me!

THOSE THIGHS! Poor Ian, how will he survive all of those fantasies? How soon will he learn that Mickey is gay?

and if you think this is mainly an excuse to think about mickey's thighs, then you might be correct, but lower your voice. -> fair. Talking and thinking about Mickey’s thighs is just what we do here. This is the reason we are given our brains at the end of the day. We just want to talk about his dream thighs.

#Hi Nosho I love you #gallavich #shameless #ian x mickey #creepkinginc #gallavich au #au shenanigans with nosho #shameless au #ranch au #horse farm au #Ranch owner Mickey

[wanderingmausoleum]

2, 13, 22, and 30!

(for the ask game!)

2. least favorite character but a moment where you liked them

honestly i'm not sure who my least favorite characters might be...uhhhh idk maybe something like b*kugou from That One Teen Superhero Anime (censored so this doesn't show up in the tags), but i only watched the first season and remember so little from it that i don't remember a moment where i liked him LOL. there are very few characters i HATE hate but when i do it's rare there's a moment i like them at all

13. favorite books?

oh god i don't read as much as i used to. i've only been able to sustain my interest on stuff i'm fixating on or things i need to read for a class or group so that leads to a really weird mix of books lol. some of my faves i can think of off the top of my head are konrad curze: the night haunter by guy haley, the canterbury tales by geoffrey chaucer, and paradise lost by john milton. i also remember really liking pachinko by min jin lee and a place for us by fatima farheen mirza. AND THEN i'm also partway through a few books: i like the concept of the terror by dan simmons a lot but i'm not the biggest fan of the execution so far; manhunt by gretchen felker-martin seems GREAT from the small portion i read before i forgot i downloaded it; and i'm hoping to finish terror, love, and brainwashing: attachment in cults and totalitarian systems by alexandra stein as soon as i can find a physical copy for cheap lol

22. what things do you love about the world?

many things honestly...the beauty of nature and such aside, one of my favorite things is the endurance of humanity, and the way (for better or worse) humans haven't changed all that much throughout history, and how we're still painting on walls and making stupid jokes and telling stories and being a bit of an inconvenience-but-it's-okay-because-i-love-you-anyway. (that's one of the reasons the canterbury tales is a favorite book of mine, it's just fantastically human.)

30. favorite animals?

axolotls have been my favorite animal since i discovered they existed via a nat geo kids magazine as a child (their surge of popularity recently has given me mixed emotions, mostly of the oh god they're highly endangered and difficult to keep as pets so please don't get one just because they're cute variety), but i also adore jellyfish of all kinds and i consider myself a bottomless well of random-ass jellyfish facts. ask me about them if you want (please) (please)

#speaketh #ask game #i rambled in the post and thus have nothing left to ramble about in the tags. peace and love on planet earth #gif

[crustyweirdo]

smash or pass but it‘s pretty much the entire BrBa cast and i‘m adding my weird headcanons (queer edition)

please don’t take this too seriously, these are my preferences and most of the headcanons are obviously jokes. 18+ please!!

Walter White: hell nooo he worked with n*zis and wears those tighty whities. definitely needs pills to get it up

Saul Goodman: smash, i feel like he‘d call me mommy. minus points bc he‘d make dad jokes during it.

Jesse Pinkman: 1000% SMASH HES SO FINE!! would smoke in bed with me after. i feel like he has piercings down there too, don’t ask why. definitely whimpers

Skyler White: had to think abt it a little but i‘d smash, misunderstood queen. lots of aftercare too

Hank Schrader: hard pass. he‘s a cop and has the personality of a paper bag.

Gus Fring: sure! more of a hookup though because i can’t imagine him being kind and gentle. he‘d say no cuz he‘s gay fr

Mike Ehrmantraut: probably not what you guys wanna hear, but smash. call it a guilty pleasure, ik that guy has experience. would focus on my needs first. i‘d do it in his car

Jane Margolis: yes omg are you kidding?! her style is everything and she’s genuinely so hot, i‘d gay panic being in the same room as her. definitely uses toys

Walter Jr: pass, too young for me and i don’t find him that attractive

Marie Schrader: smash! she‘s genuinely so sweet and pretty, perfect balance. hank didn’t deserve her

Todd, Jack and co: hardest pass, i don’t think i have to explain why. would go on about how women don’t deserve rights when they’re on top of me

Tuco Salamanca: no, he scares me. probably into knife play or some weird shit

Skinny Pete: yes! he‘s an acquired taste guys

Badger: probably? this is a hard one, smash if i got paid like 50 bucks. for free if it‘s with pete. but i‘d definitely go on a date with him

Steven Gomez: pass bc he‘s a cop. if i had to choose between him or hank i‘d choose him any day tho

Hector Salamanca: pass, no disrespect. rip Mark

Lydia Rodarte-Quayle: i‘m anxious 24/7 so her nervous attitude would make it impossible for me to enjoy it. she‘d accidentally insult me during it in some way

Gale Boetticher: smash because i love his personality. he‘s a keeper, husband material. lasts 2 minutes :(

Combo Ortega: pass i like him but not like that fr

Ted Beneke: hard pass. wouldn’t shut up abt his stupid company for five minutes. he makes really weird sounds during it and asks if you came right after (u didn’t)

Eyebrow Guy: i like hair but not like that

Andrea Cantillo: yesss baby bring it on. easily one of the pretties characters. sadly her personality wasn’t shaped out well in the show

Gretchen Schwartz: i feel like she‘s too smart for me don’t ask why. would absolutely reject me

Elliot Schwartz: maybe if he wears a hat to hide those big ass ears. i‘d do it if he paid me tho

Wendy (blonde meth head): seems very sweet and i love her style but i‘m a fan of hygiene and her teeth are not it

Carmen Molina (principal): yeah i guess, she‘s pretty

Huell & Kuby: pass bc they‘re silly little guys. only come package deal

Donald Margolis: sad guy but seems very sweet. smash? he cries when he finishes

Salamanca Twins: probably never had sex ed, lots of uncomfortable stares… pass

Krazy-8: i don’t remember much of him but going off looks, smash

Jesses Therapy Group Leader: pass, he has those crazy killer eyes

hope you enjoyed! :D

#breaking bad #brba #better call saul #entertainment #nsft #queer #tv series #headcanons #smash or pass #walter white #jesse pinkman #mature #saul goodman #skyler white #hank schrader #gus fring #mike ehrmantraut #jane margolis

[lucysweatslove]

So I finished the book #97 today (the third Dr. Gretchen White book- I enjoyed this plot more than the prior, for sure).

I couldn’t really decide what I wanted to read next because a new book in a world set in a really cheesy and kinda mindless series release on KU today. Like the writing isn’t anything spectacular, the plot is always like wtf, but it’s entertaining because i can have my brain “off” mostly. I’ve been gravitating towards those kinds of books lately- maybe some allegory but nothing difficult and mostly just fun- to give my brain a break.

But. I have other options to start that I think might need to be read sooner.

Smoke Gets In Your Eyes (the nonfiction book by the mortician Caitlin Doughty). I borrowed it from the library then got sucked into some KU series and forgot about it so it was returned yesterday… but… and this is the big but… I have Wi-Fi off on my actual kindle, so it’s still on there. It was on hold for a while, and I AM really interested in it, so unless I want to wait again, I can’t sync my kindle again until it’s read. I can still read Kindle books on my phone so it’s not a huge deal, but I generally prefer to read via kindle. It’s not very long and I could probably finish it in a few hours, but I read like 5 pages of it yesterday and really struggled to stay focused.

Neurotribes by Steve Silberman. This is also from Libby. I got it on audiobook (less wait time) and it’s like 19hr long. I listen usually at 1.5x speed. Because it’s an audiobook from Libby, I listen to it from the app, and once it’s due, it’s gone. It’s due in 12 days. I’ve already started it and I’m ~21% through. So far I’m kinda mad because he talked positively about Hans Ass-Burgers (making fun of HIM, not the particular “pattern” of autism he described, because he was FULLY AWARE of his involvement in the murder of numerous autistic kids)…. But also it was published in 2015, which was before much of his Nazi involvement was really discussed publicly (Herwig Czech’s article published in 2018; Edith Sheffer’s 2018 book and subsequent articles). So idk. Also anytime anybody brings up the “extreme variant of male intelligence” BS I want to punch something (even tho the author essentially said it’s more likely that women just mask because socialization).

Technically I have The Book Eaters by Sunyi Dean also due in 12 days, but I haven’t downloaded it to Kindle yet, so I could only read it on my phone.

I’ve also started to read The Subtle Art of Not Giving a Fuck, of which I’m on page 26/216. This one feels like a “not much thought” kind of nonfiction, but still some thought is required, of which I’m not thrilled about, but I downloaded it from KU a while ago and I do want to “empty out the vault” so to speak.

I also downloaded another KU series, Te Princess Chronicles, that seems mostly just fun. I did open up the first book a few days ago and read about 10 pages in that before I got distracted and decided on finishing Ninth House instead. But I’m oddly drawn to it again because it just seems fun.

So you see my problem? I have technically started on 4 books (have reasons to finish 3 of them ASAP) and have 3 more on my list… but I only want to read the ones that I have no pressure to finish.

It’s like the autism part of me is interpreting the reasons why I “should” finish the couple books I should finish first as a “demand” and thus I don’t want to read them (PDA profile?)… and though the ADHD part of me is like “oh but look this book is ✨N E W✨” it’s also like “oh, no sense of urgency? Ugh boring.”

[cherrycola27]

SIREN'S SONG

Chapter 9: Geraldene , you're just a Homewrecker

Paring: Rooster x OC Captain Harper Ann "Siren" Mitchell

Warnings: Mentions of Ejection, injuries, cursing, drinking, self esteem issues, body insecurities. Jake "Hangman" Seresin... yes Hangman gets his own warning because he is fucking Hangman. Attempted Cheating. Allusion to smut. 18+ Minors DNI

A/N: This chapter is inspired by two songs "Geraldine" by Miranda Lambert and "Homewrecker" by Gretchen Wilson

"Harper I seriously own you one... you are saving my ass tonight. Ever since you graced the mic a few months ago karaoke night has been buzzing because people want to hear you sing and I cannot keep up by myself." Penny said pouring another drink for the sea of customers in front of her.

"Mom, you know I will always help you but people also come in to see the hot drunk Navy boys and girls sing as well." Harper teased back grabbing some empty glasses and a tip off the bar. "Hey Si, can we get another round?" Hangman asked pushing his way to the bar. "Sure thing Jake! Give me a sec!" She called back. The bar was especially busy tonight because it was karaoke night and because a new class of recruits had come in for Top Gun. Harper recognized a few faces from her class today and a few from Roosters amongst the sea of uniforms. She grabbed the beers for Jake to take back to her friends who were at their usual spot playing pool. Jake went to hand her his credit card to pay. Si put her hand out to stop him. "You're in luck Bagman. Dagger Squad drinks for free tonight... that was the deal I made with P for me working. That and I get to keep all my tips." Harper laughed. Hangman looked down at the drinks in Harper's hand and noticed something off.

"No ring tonight?" He asked gesturing to her naked left ring finger. "It's right here" Harper stated pulling out the chain her dog tags were on. Her engagement ring hanging on the chain too. "It means too much to me and Roos for me to wear it out around here. I would be crushed if anything happened to it." She replied tucking the chain back into her black tank top. "Alright no worries. Hey when do you sing?" He asked beginning to walk away "In about 20!" Harper yelled over the crowd as he took the beers to the group. Rooster looked over the bar and shot her a wink before racking the pool balls for another game.

As Harper was finishing up with another customer, a bleach bottle blonde came and sat at the bar. She was wearing some high heeled boots, and a very mini skirt. She had on a skin tight crop top, and a shade of red lipstick that Penny had once described as "truck stop princess red" when Harper asked what she meant by that Penny replied "every time I've seen a girl wear a red like that is because she is trying to get a man or at least free drinks. She's like a truck stop. You are happy to see her, but if you spend to much time with her she gets expensive. The woman's outfit didn't go unnoticed. She earned several wolf whistles walking to the bar.

Harper walked over to her and put on her nicest face. "Hey hon, what can I get for you?" She asked "Can get a Mojito please?" The woman drawled out in a southern twang that Harper could tell she was most definitely over exaggerating. "Sure thing sweetie be right back. Moments later Harper returned with the drink. "Thanks a bunch can I open a table please?" The blonde asked sliding Harper a credit card and an ID. "Sure thing.... Bethany" Harper said taking the cards from her and reading the girls name.

"So I haven't seen you here before what brings you to North Island?" Harper asks being polite. "Well I am here to train at Top Gun, and to try and win back an old flame of mine" the blonde replied looking around. "Oh yeah?" Harper replied. She decided to ask the woman a few more questions before letting on that she was a Top Gun instructor. Harper guess the woman must have been in Bradley's class because she hadn't seen her today.

"Have you worked here a while?" Bethany asked sipping her mojito. "Well my mom owns the place so I'm gonna say yes" Harper answered. "Perfect!" Bethany squealed. "So what can you tell me about Rooster Bradshaw? He is my instructor at Top Gun and I feel like it's fate because we kind of hooked up a few times about 2 years ago. He was great but I didn't want to be tied down and seeing him now made me regret ghosting him. God he is just so fucking handsome and we had so much fun. And now that I'm going to be here awhile I thought I would take this second chance to get my Bradley back." Bethany told Harper.

Harper bit her tongue and took a breath trying to not snap on the blonde. Maybe she didn't know she was speaking to Roosters fiancée... I mean she wasn't wearing her ring and they both weren't huge into social media... "Oh Honey, sorry to burst your bubble, but Rooster isn't on the market anymore. He has a fiancée." Harper said trying to play nice. "And I have a goldfish named Nelson" Bethany replied. "Huh?" Harper asked looking at her strangely.

"I just thought we were stating things that didn't matter." The blonde woman replied back nonchalantly. "Sweetie I'm not following." Harper pushed back. "I don't give two shits if Rooster has a fiancée. They aren't married yet, so that means he is still on the market in my mind. And if I know Roosie, once he sees me, he will be forgetting all about his 'fiancée'" Bethany said calmly. Harper was seeing red... how dare this woman... no girl come in here and be so disrespectful. Harper had half a mind to ring the bell and make her buy the next round. Before she could do anything, Bethany was jumping off her stool and running towards Rooster. Harper watched her while staring Daggers at the wanna be homewrecker. The blonde bounded up to Bradley and tapped him on the shoulder. He greeted her kindly, because that was just what he did. But when Bethany tried get her hands on him, he politely moved her away. Siren couldn't hear the conversation but she could see that Rooster was clearly telling the woman he was not interested. But that didn't stop her. Harper was just about to hop over the bar and drag this girl out by her extensions when Penny's voice broke her out of a trance.

"And up next the lovely Siren" Penny called out pointing to her. Harper came from around the bar. She grabbed her dogtags and quickly slid her engagement ring on her finger. She waded her way through the crowd but stopped when she felt a firm hand press to her shoulder. "Si... listen there's the chick and she's trying to get all handsy with Rooster and he is clearly not interested. Just say the word and I'll kill her." Harper looked at her best friend Phoenix finishing her speech. "Nix while I appreciate the fact that you would kill someone for me. I got this." Harper stated shooting her friend a wink and striding to the stage. As she was walking past the groups of people, Siren quickly lifted Roosters aviators out of his back pocket before taking the stage.

"How's everyone doing tonight?!" She called out taking the microphone. She was met by cheers and applause from the crowd. "Well I'm glad everyone is having a good time. So I have two songs for you today. And they both have sort of a theme to them. And there is a certain someone out there who I really hopes gets the message." Siren shot a wink to Phoenix before slipping Roosters sunglasses on.

Bethany who had moved closer to the stage looked at the woman about to sing... she knew she recognized those sun glasses but she she couldn't put her finger on where they came from.

The first notes of "Geraldine" by Miranda Lambert came on and Siren began to sing

"I could see you coming all the way from Amarillo

Truck stop red lips pullin' on some nicotine

Shining like the spoke on a brand new El Dorado

You're trailer park pretty, but you're never gonna be Jolene

Geraldene, Geraldene

Why you gotta make me mean

Don't make me cause a scene now, Geraldene

Geraldene, Geraldene

You get 'em all on their knees

But you can't take a man from me

Geraldene"

Harper continued to sing while shooting glances over at the blonde who was now attempting to get Rooster to dance with her. He looked up to his fiancée with apologetic eyes. Damn this girl really didn't get it. Harper finished her her song while the patrons of the bar cheered.

"Thanks yall, I was hoping to be subtle in the message I was trying to send to someone tonight, but I'm guessing I'm going to have to be a bit more direct. So..."

Hangman looked over to his girlfriend with a look of concern on his face. "Phe... is Harper going to do what I think she is about to do?" He asked. "Oh she is definitely about to tear this girl a new one for messing with Rooster. But the bitch deserves it. I mean Rooster has literally been running away from her all night and she won't take a hint. I told Si to get let me kill her but she wouldn't." Phoenix responded as Harper spoke again.

"Bethany, this one's for you." Harper finished as a new country song began to place. Jake and Tasha immediately recognized the tune of the Gretchen Wilson song " Homewrecker. " and it was clear that Bethany didn't know the song because she had a huge smile on her face until Harper began the first chorus. The blonde became visibly uncomfortable and because to look around as the members of the bar began to glance at her.

Harper made her way down the stage to the bar floor. She placed herself between Bethany and Rooster before singing the next verse

"I'm sure you waited for a long, long time

To find a man like mine

But honey you're too late" Harper sang while flaunting her engagement ring in the girls face.

"So before you go and make your move

Maybe me and you should get a few things straight

There's two ways we can do this..." Harper challenge the blonde.

"I'll let you decide

You can take it somewhere else or we can take it outside" Harper spat in the girls face. She then turned and flipped her pony tale.

Harper sang the next chorus... the whole bar was silent watching and watching for what was about to happen. At this point Bethany was about to head for the door, but Phoenix and Hangman blocked her exit.

Harper jumped back on the stage and began the last verse of the song

"Now honey I'm a Christian, But if you keep it up

I'm gonna go to kickin' your pretty little butt

Is that clear enough yeah?!"

Harper finished the song and the bar erupted on cheers. She came off the stage and wrapped her arms around Rooster. The then stuck her left hand out for Bethany to shake. " Sorry we haven't formally met dear. The name's Captain Harper "Siren" Mitchell... I'm Roosters fiancée and one of your Top Gun instructors." Harper cooed turning her head to the side daring the younger woman to say something. "I um... I think it would be best if I um left." Bethany stammered out as she stumbled over her own two feet. She couldn't run out of that bar fast enough.

"Babe... you probably traumatized her for life." Bradley said kissing Harper's cheek. "Well when the trollop sat down at the bar bragging about how she didn't care that you were engaged and that she could steal you away from me... well I had to protect what's mine." She shrugged.

"Darlin', you know you're the only woman for me right?" Rooster asked looking down at her. "Of course I know that baby, and now so does every other tag chaser around here too." Harper laughed. She moved over to the pool table with the group. About half an hour later her phone chimed.

"Holy Shit!" Harper shouted smacking the pool table. "What?" Several members of the friend group asked. "Dadmiral just text me.... apparently he just got word that Lt. Bethany Jackson has decided to voluntarily leave the Top Gun program due to personal issues sighting she is quote 'afraid of how intense the instructor is'..." Harper told the group. "Oh he just sent me another message "You wouldn't happen to be the instructor she's talking about would you?" She read out in a tone clearing mocking her father.

"Oh my God you basically bullied her out of the program" Payback howled with laughter. "What... if she couldn't handle me roasting her in here you really think she could have made it in the sky?" Harper shrugged slamming back a shot.

Before she could do anything else, Rooster was grabbing her hand and tugging her to the exit. When they reached her Jeep, Rooster spun her around and pressed her against the hood of the SUV. He grabbed her face and kissed her hard.

"What you did back there was so fucking hot... turned me so so much... wanted to take you right there in front of everyone." he breathed out while kissing her neck. "Well then," Siren began pulling back from him. "Why dont you take me home and show me just how much you want me Big Boy." She finished pressing her hands to his chest and biting her lower lip.

They had never left the Hard Deck so fast.

Hopefully everyone enjoyed this chapter!

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[see-you-in-the-mourning]

Okay y’all this whole Shelby mole thing is driving me insane lol. I am so conflicted on it. One the one hand I could see Shelby being the mole for different reasons. On one side we’ve already seen that she would rather be on the island with Toni and the girls rather than face her family back home. And then on the other I wouldn’t put it past Gretchen’s bitch ass to threaten her or brainwash her into it. I quickly rewatched all the girls scenes today with a focus on trying to figure out my thoughts on it. In my other post I talked about how confused I was about Shelby’s medical emergency at the end of last season and why they didn’t really address it this season. It could be because the episodes were more focused on the boys and there were less episodes to be able to focus on littler things. But it seemed like such a dramatic moment that why would they film it if it didn’t mean something. Especially because they did show the one brief moment in the first episode where she was in a hospital bed. So when watching last season I thought Shelby had somehow made a plan with Leah to help her slip out of her room by getting some kind of seafood dish to create a medical distraction but since they never showed any of it during the Leah plan flashback scene I feel like that’s probably not right. So obviously these research hoes would know that Shelby has an allergic reaction to seafood. So why did Shelby go into anaphylactic shock after apparently eating whatever was in that bowl on the table next to her? Was Gretchen torturing her to try to get her to become a mole? I saw a post somewhere about Gretchen and Shelby never meeting on screen. Which is kind of true but Gretchen was in the room when Shelby had her allergic reaction so Shelby could have met her then. With the mics and cameras Gretchen would definitely know about Shelby’s hesitance to leave the island and could totally use her sexuality, her loss in faith, and her fear of her family to manipulate her into becoming the mole. That beginning scene of the last episode is also so wild with Gretchen telling her to choose the red or blue sour patch (side note this is interesting considering she used sour patches to get the truth out of josh so maybe there’s something else there?). So Shelby had already chosen the red pill (meaning learning the truth about the island over being in the dark) so in this scenario what’s the choices? Toni vs. going home? Idk. Obviously they want us to think Shelby is the mole with the whole camera shot to her after Gretchen talks about someone being on the inside and I’ve seen some people talk about an article or an interview where they confirm that she is the mole but I can’t seem to find anything of the sort. Does anyone know where to find that? I just think it wouldn’t make sense to make it so obvious but then again I could be wrong. So on the other hand would Shelby betray everyone especially Toni? After making such a big deal about figuring a way off after the boat incident why would she immediately turn around and do it again? And honestly at this point is it as big of a deal if someone becomes a mole? If they weren’t one at the beginning then them turning isn’t as crazy because it’s not like they chose to be in this situation in the first place. They’re all traumatized and stuck on the island either way. Unless they do some fucked up shit to help Gretchen skew results or something then I could see it being a problem. But honestly why would Gretchen need another mole? Seth is clearly still there and I’m sure Nora has to be somewhere on the island. Seth was putting a bunch of receivers and whatever together so it’s not like he can’t rig up the island to show everything. Thought idk why she’d trust Seth because he basically ruined her study anyways. I know she’d probably want someone still within the group to feed information but I feel like that just dwindles her sample size, not that she’s a competent researcher any ways this is a shit study, but still. Idk I just think it would be dumb to make it Shelby. I just really need a season 3 lol

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[bigblackbbnny]

To be a Dixon

✁- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ╰──➢  ✧;── table of contents ──; ✧ ╭       ⁞ ❏.Characters ⟶ .·. Daryl Dixon, Merle Dixon (mentioned), Will Dixon (mentioned), Daryl and Merle's mom (also only mentioned). ┊       ⁞ ❏.Warnings  ⟶ .·. Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Angst, mentions of Violence. ┊       ⁞ ❏.Notes ⟶ .·. So, basically I started watching The Walking Dead for the first time around a month ago, maybe a bit more, and finished at season 10 because i'm going to wait for season 11 to come to Netflix I guess. I loved it, and i've been stuck with the usual Art Block so it's kinda refreshing to be able to write about one of my favorite characters (and being able to write at all in the first place). Also published in AO3~ ┊     ⁞ ❏.Summary ⟶ .·. Daryl thinks about stuff, sad stuff. He doesn't cry though, Dixons don't cry. He's a tough boy.

Daryl lays down on the grass with a plop, he knows he'll go back home slightly wet and covered in dirt and he hopes his Pa will not be there to see it (a nagging thought at the back of his head whispers he shouldn’t give a damn). The wind makes his clothes flutter gently and the greenery around him seems to engulf his small figure, hidden from anyone or anything that could be searching for him. He knows nobody is looking for him though, at least not with good intentions.

His eyes look at the sky, there's not many stars over there so near the city, but if he pays enough attention he can almost recognize the soft glint of a couple more hiding around. The wind whispers against his skin again, the ground cradles his body. It's rough but the grass makes it bearable, like a light cushion.

He silently wonders if that's how being in his mother's arms felt like. Or maybe his father's. He shudders at the last thought.

It's not like he wouldn't like a loving father, he does. He looks at other kids that come from decent looking houses, at their cheerful and caring parents, he watches them hug, bump into each other playfully, being taught by them, riding their father's shoulders and seeming like the lords of the town.

He doesn't envy them, he's not jealous, Daryl tells himself as he looks away. He doesn't need one.

Maybe he does, but it's too late for one.

Will Dixon is a son of a bitch and would never be a proper parent, forever tainted his hopes of a caring parental figure.

His bruised cheek burns as a reminder.

Daryl's left hand brushes against some wild flower, he feels the delicate petals under his fingers. He caresses it carefully trying not to thug at them too much.

His thoughts drift to his older brother, would Merle be okay? Daryl closed his eyes for a second with a snarl. Of course that tough dickhead would be okay. He probably went to get arrested again, or just straight to find someone to beat up -or get beaten up- as if he was doing so with their Pa. Merle was always the strongest of the two, probably because he was the oldest too. He would always scowl at him saying he should 'toughen up' while brushing blood off his face after taking their old man's beating in his stead. Nowadays Merle wasn't home as much as when he was younger, so he couldn't save his ass all the time.

Daryl wouldn't say he missed him but he appreciated the effort he'd done taking care of him, nasty harmless words and scowls included. Nobody else ever did as much as him. Well, Mrs. Gretchen down the street did give him a bandaid once after some guy pushed him and called him a boot-licker for helping the old lady pick up some apples that fell from her broken plastic bag. She even helped him clean the small bleeding wound on his knee and would sometimes give him an apple when he walked by her house.

Merle heard of it, told him he was 'too much of a damn softie'. He paid no attention to his words. He was right though. He didn't feel it was okay to bully nice ladies, and if some kid's balloon got stuck in a tree he might have the thought of helping them reach for it.

He wouldn't, not everyone was nice and welcoming of help. Most were not.

His glassy eyes blinked a couple of times. The petals felt so good against the calloused skin of his fingers, rough from years of survival and still not enough to prevent the string of his crossbow from cutting when he wasn't being careful. He had no idea what the name of the wild flower was, barely being able to notice it had a yellow-ish color.

The texture reminded him of some baby blanket he used to have, now but a tattered rag discarded in the wild of their garden after some of his father's rage bursts. He liked that one, probably one of the last remnants of his mother. She wasn't a good mother, well, she didn't care about them enough to be a mother at all. Probably beaten out of her, too busy filling her lungs with smoke and drowning in alcohol to look at them twice from the corner of her eyes. But maybe she had cared for a couple of minutes. Maybe when he was still a newborn baby she might have held him within the soft baby blanket. He didn't know for sure. He never asked Merle and honestly he didn't want to know the truth at all.

A sigh left his lips.

Sometimes he could remember things, small moments of peace at their house when she was still alive. There were scarce days where they could act like a family, a normal one. Although it all went to hell after she died. He wondered if Merle ever had good times with them when he hadn't been born yet. Sometimes, he would even wonder if it was his fault they were all so broken. Or perhaps it had always been like that, and it would always have been no matter if he was there or not. Dixon blood and stuff.

Will never stopped blaming Merle about what happened, never cared about beating them over any excuse he could find. And even if there was no excuse. Daryl would have to run away days long sometimes, hunt his own food, camp in the woods if he was lucky enough to grab his equipment before rushing out, or sleep in trees if he was not. More often than not.

Daryl looked at people with cozy houses and warm families from afar, people who could sleep with a feeling of safety and weren't bathed in bruises and scars.

He frowned at them, the weaklings. He didn't envy them. He didn't need it, he growled to himself.

(He did, secretly.)

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[always-andromeda]

my thoughts on velvet buzzsaw (2019)

non-spoiler section!!

Right off the bat I'm going to say that I was genuinely excited within the first ten minutes of starting this one. The setting is one that I'm fairly familiar with and the entire set-up is perfect for lots of commentary on the art world and commerce.

However, it was somewhat disappointing by the end. This movie is labelled as a horror movie? But I never found it particularly scary or even simply unsettling? While I still enjoyed watching it, the entire time I was thinking about how it could've been made into so much more. While it was entertaining, it was nothing incredibly special. Velvet Buzzsaw is a movie that tries very hard to say something meaningful but doesn't quite make it.

my final thoughts:

A solid 6/10 movie. I would recommend it if you lower your expectations; don't go into it expecting intelligent commentary or effective uses of horror. It's just a good goofy watch and Jake is wonderful in it.

Morf Vandewalt, my beloved 💗✨

❗️spoiler section under the cut❗️

Velvet Buzzsaw was a very conflicting watch for me. On one side, I liked the concept and the characters but hated the execution of it all. Each character is distinct and vividly played, which I think is vital for movies like these where basically everyone dies. But there's never really a clear purpose for these caricatures other than haha, art snobs are funny! Which, they are, don’t get me wrong. But like…that’s such a surface level thing to pick at?

I read an article from the director where he talked about his inspiration for the film. It seems that he went into the movie with the intent of showing how dangerous it can be to view art as more of a commodity than an expression of someone's soul. And that is a worthy subject to explore. The idea of the spirit of a tortured artist going after the people who strive to exploit his pain? Interesting. But the movie never really says anything profound about this. It just tells you, hey, this artist was fucked up!!!! Guess the art is just gonna murder people now lmao.

Any bits of actual horror is extremely underwhelming. For example, they say once that the artist literally mixed his own blood into the paintings? And they completely gloss over that and move on. EXCUSE ME, WHAT? THAT COULD BE SO HORRIFYING TO EXPLORE?? BUT THEN THEY DIDN’T. Even the death scenes…the only one that really resonated with me was Gretchen’s. But that’s only because of how people reacted to her body once she was found. The rest of the deaths are pretty underwhelming.

There’s so much that could’ve been done with this concept. Because the director is right! I think a modern art museum is such an interesting setting for a horror movie. There’s such an idea of art coming from pain and pain being profitable. Because humans love dissecting the human experience, the more gruesome the better, typically. And here you have all of these characters that get too wrapped up in commodifying art. None of the characters are allowed to grow from these failings. Which is fine in a normal slasher. But this movie acts as if it’s an elevated horror. It just seems very confused about whether it wants to be a goofy horror movie or something profound.

Now that I’ve gotten my complaining done, I’ll talk about my favorite parts. First and foremost being Jake Gyllenhaal. With all of my biases removed, this man put his entire ass into playing Morf and you can tell. He’s easily the best realized character and I am absolutely disappointed that he wasn’t allowed to make it through the movie. #JusticeForMorf

Honorable mentions: John Malkovitch as Piers, Toni Collette as Gretchen, and Zawe Ashton as Josephina. They absolutely understood the assignment and I loved their performances. I almost wish there was a little more of John Malkovitch specifically because his portrayal of Piers was so intriguing? He plays an aging artist who seems to be having trouble keeping up with the modern art scene and seeing how jaded he is in the face of the commercialism was so interesting and I wish there was more of it.

Overall…this was such a painfully mediocre watch? I was entertained enough, but I wish it had pushed the envelope. I wish this was a movie that earned the pretentiousness that it uses. Extra props, however, for giving me a brand new Jake Gyllenhaal character that I am in love with. ❤️🥰

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