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glwstic · 1 year

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Rec List 4: The Witcher

- Worth More Than Your Songs by Chaos_Breeds

“Jask, you’re bleeding,” Geralt growled, his free hand starting to pat for injuries, and-

Jaskier relaxed a bit, slumping in relief. “Good morning to you too,” he greeted brightly, ignoring how raspy his voice was. “Damn witchers and their sense of smell. I’m fine, don’t worry, just my hands.”

The room froze.

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In which Jaskier runs himself ragged, convinced he must prove his value.

Geralt and Yennefer will not stand for it.

Oneshot, 1,676 words

- Defying the Odds by Chaos_Breeds

Geralt didn’t care to eavesdrop, really, even less than he wanted to hear another bawdy ballad. It was better to keep his eyes on his ale, stay out of trouble, and wait for Jaskier to be finished. “So how much longer do you think he’ll live?” asked the baron, drumming his fingers on the table. “Such clever songs. I hope we’ll hear another few years’ worth before he goes.”

Geralt immediately stilled, the performance fading into the background.

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In which Geralt learns that traveling bards are one of the most dangerous professions for very good reason. He overhears some nobles betting on how long his bard would survive on the path, and Jaskier’s odds apparently aren’t good.

Geralt will be damned before that happens.

Oneshot, 1,705 words

- Bard Assassin by Hyrulehearts1123, sageclover61

Collection, 8 works, 88,968 words

>>> Edge of Nowhere by sageclover61

Jaskier needed no introduction to Geralt of Rivia, not when he knows who this Witcher is on sight. On the other hand, this is his opportunity to make a new and different name for himself, a guise within a disguise, and perhaps fame that'll hide the secrets that he keeps.

Oneshot, 1,361 words

- why were you digging, what did you bury by ruffboi

"You'll be coming with me," his father said, rather abruptly and with no room for argument.

"I thought no one but the elders and the witch could know where the clearing is," Julian said slowly.

"This is your duty as my son and heir," his father snapped.

"Of course, father," Julian replied. "I'll be ready after supper." He wondered, a chill running down his spine, what this duty actually was.

Oneshot, 1,776 words

- I Have Heart-Fire and Singing to Give by inexplicifics

Jaskier is invited to come and sing at Oxenfurt - an honor he has never dreamed he would be granted so young. But leaving Kaer Morhen has its perils...and there are those who would very much like to get their hands on the Consort of the Warlord of the North.

5/5 Completed, 23,311 words

- And I'll go up, up to find us by thequeenofsong

Geralt's thoughts when he goes up the mountain after finding out about the husband hunters coming to Kaer Morhen. Also includes a flashback to the night in Redania after Geralt finds out Jaskier was sent as a sacrifice and Jaskier's confession of love. Inspired by Inexplicfic's Accidental Warlord AU.

Oneshot, 2,909 words

- No More Monsters by ruffboi

When Geralt leads his army into Tretogor, they expect most of what they find.

What they don't expect is the near-silent, trembling figure they find tucked against the wall in Radovid's rooms after Eskel runs a sword through the bastard's throat.

Oneshot, 1,219 words

- Dandelion Wedding Crowns by sageclover61

Twenty years after conquering Kaedwen, Redania sought a treaty with the Warlord of the North, and offered with it an arranged marriage.

Geralt, the accidental warlord of the north, would very like human nobles to stop doing monstrous things, like marrying off their children. Needless to say, the marriage won’t last. Now if only he could figure out how to help Jaskier and his sisters, too.

Inspired by Inex's AW AU and Pallidus' As long as the sun and moon are above.

Oneshot, 16,303 words

- dead man running by peaktotheocean

Jaskier handed her the spare dagger and breathed easy when she took it without question. "Ciri, darling. We're going to get out of this dungeon together. You know how sometimes, humans call things monsters that aren't monsters at all? Rather just, things they don't understand?"

She looked at him with fierce determination in her eyes. "Yes, I do."

Oneshot, 7,512 words

- Little Lark in Our Hearts by Chaos_Breeds

Based on inexplicifics Warlord!Geralt AU. Jaskier thought he was over what his father had done, when he was sent away as tribute to the White Wolf. During a conversation about sending tribute to another king, Jaskier realizes he very, very much is not okay.

Good thing he’s got a whole pack to help him through it.

———

(In which they get a stark reminder of Jaskier’s circumstances before becoming part of the Witcher’s keep.)

Oneshot, 1,604 words

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thethumpergod · 1 year

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Sleepy guys

#the witcher #jaskel #geralt x jaskier x eskel #gaetan x letho #aiden x lambert #aiden the witcher #gaetan the witcher #letho of gulet #geralt of rivia #lambert #eskel

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kingeomer · 2 years

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Gonna Give You Every Inch Of My Love

Geralt/Jaskier/Eskel / rated explicit / 1656 words / ao3.

last fill for my @thepassifloradiscord‘s team bingo card for the prompt “double penetration”. features lots of fingering, dp with a dick and a dildo, mentions of anal training, jaskier being a witchersexual size queen, eskel having a monster cock. y’know. the usual. i'm usually a "choose your own eskel" kind of gal but for this i was definitely seeing eskel as closer to how he looks in the games than the show. enjoy!

Jaskier wanted to cry.

Geralt had been fingering him for what felt like hours now, slowly working him open. He knew why, and they’d done this many times before, but he just wanted to get fucked, Gods be damned.

But then, as he reclined against Eskel’s barrel chest and felt the monster between his thighs pressing against the small of his back, he found himself thinking maybe excessive preparation wasn’t a bad thing.

Eskel was sweet, and almost shy in his quietness in their day to day dealings, and he was much bigger than Geralt; taller and broader, so of course that had to transfer to the bedroom.

The first time Jaskier had seen the other witcher fully naked, he’d almost swooned, and that was while soft. His cock had hung heavy, with a fine set of balls to match. As he’d started to get hard and the length and girth had grown to almost comical proportions, well.

Jaskier had never been one to look a challenge in the eye and turn it down, and he certainly had looked Eskel’s monster cock, easily twelve inches if not longer and more than his hand’s grip in width, and had decided yes, yes he would take it one day.

He just hadn’t anticipated how much work it’d take.

They’d been at Kaer Morhen together for over a month now, closer to two. So far Jaskier had taken Geralt almost daily, had been stretched on intricately carved wooden toys of varying sizes, kept plugged up from daybreak to sunset, and yet it still wasn’t enough.

On one occasion, he’d stroppily told Geralt and Eskel he wasn’t made of glass and that he was a good boy and could take it. Then he’d seen how much work it took for Eskel to fuck Geralt.

So yeah, okay, maybe they’d both had a point. Maybe they weren’t just being overly cautious. Maybe Eskel could rip him in half from the ass up with his cock.

But it didn’t change the fact that Jaskier wanted to cry because they’d been at it for hours and Geralt still hadn’t taken his pants off, and by the white-haired witcher’s calculations —and God, was that a killjoy, Geralt looking at his hole and declaring nope, not yet— Jaskier was still weeks away from getting fucked to oblivion by Eskel.

“Four now, dove…” Geralt sounded frustratingly put together as he started carefully working his little —hah! An oxymoron if ever Jaskier had heard one!— finger in alongside the three already driving Jaskier insane. The only clear sign the witcher was half as affected as he was was his pupils, dilated so wide the gorgeous warm honey of his irises was almost completely swallowed up.

“F—fucking please…” Jaskier knew he was babbling, just like he knew the pleading was pointless. It wouldn’t get him anywhere faster, Geralt would take his sweet time and Jaskier would just have to deal with it.

A soft kiss to his shoulder had Jaskier shivering. Behind him, Eskel hummed softly, the sound rumbling through his chest against the bard’s back.

“Patience, love. Be patient.” The dark-haired Witcher’s voice was deep and rough, a husky growl in his ear. Another shudder coursed through him as he leaned back into Eskel’s broad chest, turning his head as he sought out a kiss from his lover.

Eskel caught his lips in a tender kiss, nipping lightly at his bottom lip. It served as a brilliant distraction as four fingers breached him, leaving Jaskier whining all the same as their tongues twined.

“Fuck, the picture you two paint…” The two of them broke their kiss to peer down at Geralt and yeah, okay, he looked wrecked. His pupils were huge, a faint blush stained his pale cheeks, and his gorgeous lips were bitten red, hanging slack as he stared at them. Reaching a hand out, Jaskier palmed one of those cheeks, thumb running over hot, red flesh.

“‘M ready, Geralt. Need you,” not above begging, Jaskier pouted his best pout and gave Geralt his most pitiful, desperate look. A quiet snort was his response, and Jaskier was ready to really kick up a fuss when finally, Geralt moved.

Jaskier yelped when his hips were suddenly hiked up towards Geralt. The two witchers adjusted their position on the bed, Eskel shuffling down so Jaskier was more reclined, and Geralt laying on top of him, lining their bodies up so Jaskier’s cock slid against his hard abs.

“Legs up, little dove.” It was Eskel who instructed him, Geralt too busy leaning in for a kiss. As one witcher plundered his mouth, the other helped Jaskier move his legs as instructed, large hands curling around his thighs to push them up towards his chest.

The first press of Geralt’s cock against his hole had Jaskier jumping for joy inside. Finally, the bastard was easing inside, inch by glorious inch, and it felt like heaven.

Reclining back into Eskel, Jaskier tipped his head back against his shoulder, moaning up at the ceiling as Geralt bottomed out. Fuck, he felt incredible. Geralt’s cock was perfect, long and thick with a slight curve that made Jaskier feel like he was melting with every slow drag in and out.

It was the tease of more against his entrance that had Jaskier ready to cry all over again. One of Geralt’s thick fingers, slicked once again with oil, pushed it’s way inside alongside his prick on one slow thrust, and Jaskier had to clench his jaw to stop from yelling too loudly.

“Oh my fucking God, Geralt!” Okay, maybe he did yell pretty loudly, his hips involuntarily bucking towards Geralt who was clearly trying to take it slow. Fuck that, Jaskier wanted it all.

It seemed like an age before Geralt added a second finger, the stretch even more pronounced. It like the thickest of the wooden phalluses they’d used as part of his training so far, and knowing there was still more to come was sweet torture.

“You’re doing so well, Julek. So good for us,” Eskel’s words combined with his soothing touch and then Geralt’s heated kisses and the burning stretch of his cock and his fingers had Jaskier’s head swimming.

He barely registered Geralt’s fingers slipping from him, but he did register the unrelenting, hard press of wood against his opening.

When they’d discussed doing this, they’d decided to use one of the smaller phalluses. It was maybe five inches in length, a little over an inch in diameter. Jaskier had thought it’d be a breeze.

This was not a breeze. This was torture. Slow, agonising, glorious torture.

“O—Oh fuck, oh God.” Jaskier was breathless, the pressure so much and somehow not enough. He was on fire, burning from the inside out, and the only thing keeping him from flying away entirely was Eskel’s warm hands, strong arms, soft lips.

“You’re amazing, Julek, so incredible. Taking him so well…” Eskel kissed along Jaskier’s neck, nipping occasionally at sensitive skin. The dark-haired witcher kept touching him, sword-calloused hands gliding over flushed red skin, toying with sensitive nipples, keeping him grounded.

“You are, holy… Feel amazing, my dove. Gods, so tight,” Geralt sounded wrecked, his voice tight, words hissed through his teeth like it was physically paining him to hold back.

Jaskier could relate, if he was honest. It felt like he was moments away from breaking apart.

And then one of Eskel’s hands left his body and his thick fingers gripped the base of the wooden phallus, taking over from Geralt.

And then the two of them began moving in tandem. Every time Geralt pulled back, Eskel would plunge forward. When he eased the toy halfway out, Geralt would grind his hips forward.

Geralt’s fingers curled around Jaskier’s long neglected prick loosely, barely enough to be called a fist, and that was it. Three short strokes and Jaskier finally fell apart, cock spurting so hard his back bowed, streaks of cum splattering over his belly and chest.

“That’s it, fuck. Good boy, good boy,” both witchers descended on Jaskier, covering his face, neck, and shoulders with sweet kisses. He felt euphoric, like he’d left his body and was watching the scene take place from above.

Clenching down weakly around Geralt and the phallus seemed to trigger something in his white-haired lover as he leaned back up, propped up on his palms, to fuck into Jaskier hard. Each thrust of his hips had his cock hitting the spot inside Jaksier that made him see stars but now it felt like electricity coursing through him.

Behind him, Eskel wasn’t faring much better. His fucking huge cock ground into the small of his back, rutting against him desperately as he chased his own orgasm.

Geralt spilled first, twitching deep inside Jaskier, filling him with ropes of cum. As Geralt ground deep, Eskel carefully eased the phallus out of him, letting it drop onto the bed beside the three of them. That same large hand curled around Jaskier’s sharp hipbone as he pulled the bard back into him, thick head digging into his lower back as he got closer and closer to completion.

And oh, fuck, when he came, he came. Jaskier felt painted from top to tail as Eskel spilled, shooting loads all over him. The three of them shuddered together, Geralt barely holding himself up over Jaskier as he mouthed at his neck, Eskel panting against his nape as one hand palmed his belly.

And Jaskier? He laid between them, shaking like a leaf.

Fuck, he thought, arms heavy as he reached his hands up to pet both his witchers heads. He couldn’t wait to take Eskel at last.

#the witcher #the witcher fanfiction #geraskel #geralt x jaskier x eskel #manda writes

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spielzeugkaiser · 9 months

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Ages ago I got an ask about Jaskier singing 'burn butcher burn' and Geralt listening in, but I truly think Jaskier is never performing that one again. OTHER SAD BREAKUP SONGS THO 👀

#jaskier #geralt of rivia #geraskier #the witcher #geralt x jaskier #the witcher netflix #ciri #lambert #eskel #Jaskier: is simply vibing at kaer morhen and going through his repertoire like :)#the rest is getting punched in the throat #I too would cry like the driads in S3 if I heard Joey Batey perform a lovesong right in front of me #also grow as a we go is a ben platt song that always comes and punches my right through the ribs #just a silly little post!!

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eskelhashugetitties · 10 months

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Girlfriend say something normal about Joey Batey challenge (failed)

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thedemonofcat · 2 months

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To put it nicely, It’s widely known that the Pankratz family are very open about who they love. To put it bluntly, they're a family of slut’s

Soon, it’s discovered that every member of Kear Morhen has, at one point been in a relationship with a Pankratz.

Vessimir was in one with Jaskier's Grandmother, apparently even when Jaskier’s father was born. They're looking into that.

Eskel had a minor fling with Jaskier's sister one summer.

Lamber and Aiden were in a threesome with one of Jaskier's uncles

Coen at a one-night stand with Jaskier's brother

Not even Yennefer, who had a brief encounter with Jaskier's cousin.

Currently, Ciri has not been at any meeting with the Pankratz family. Which is probably a good thing since her Jaskier happens to be a distant cousins.

And there, Geralt and Jaskier

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shy-urban-hobbit · 3 months

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Jaskier: I know he's going to want to train again, I just don't know how to get out of it. I mean, I live with him.

Eskel: Why don't you just be straight with him? Tell him the truth.

Lambert: Yeah.

Jaskier: You're right, you're right. I should just tell him the truth.

Geralt: Hey.

Jaskier: Geralt, Lambert tripped me, I don't think I can ever train again, ever!

Getalt: Why? Why would you do that?

Lambert: I don't know...Jaskier I'm-I'm sorry that I hurt your ankles.

Jaskier: Ankle.

Lambert: We'll see.

#the witcher incorrect quotes #source:friends #geralt/jaskier #geralt x jaskier #jaskier/geralt #jaskier x geralt #geraskier #witcher jaskier #jaskier #witcher geralt #witcher eskel #eskel #witcher lambert #lambert #geralt

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geraskierfanficprompts · 6 days

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Prompt 16

Jaskier gifts Geralt something at least once a month. A silly horse knick-knack that reminded him of Roach, some rock he found, a flower (that's the most frequent). New gloves, new boots, gear, a sword sharpener, really, at least once a year Geralt has something new that means the world to him. So he keeps them all in his room in Kaer Morhen. Which means that every winter his brothers start trying to squeeze out information about who gives him these presents. Year by year, Lambert and Eskel tackle him and demand to know who gives him PERSONALIZED HAIR-TIES, GERALT! PERSONALIZED HAIR-TIES! AND IS THAT A FUCKING THROW PILLOW WITH FLOWERS ON IT!?

One year, they finally, FINALLY, get out the information that it's the bard he travels with. But surely if he gives him this many gifts and has stayed this many years, he should be spending at least one winter in Kaer Morhen with them, right? Geralt gets all sheepish and snaps at them to leave it alone and to stop bringing up "Jask." Well! A brother's gotta do what a brother's gotta do. Thus commences Lambert and Eskel's race to see who can find Geralt's bard first, and invite him up for the winter so they can wingman their poor emotionally constipated brother

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caedes12 · 2 months

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Part 2 of my Witcher series is out! Or the first chapter is!

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion, Eskel/Jaskier | Dandelion, Eskel/Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Aiden/Lambert (The Witcher) Characters: Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Jaskier | Dandelion, Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg, Letho z Gulety | Letho of Gulet, Serrit (The Witcher), Egan | Auckes (The Witcher), Lambert (The Witcher), Aiden (The Witcher) Additional Tags: Political Alliances, Building a Kingdom, Non-Human Jaskier | Dandelion, Non-human ish, fay jaskier, Communicating your feelings, Geralt will learn how to talk I swear Series: Part 2 of Kingdom Come Summary:

Getting the kingdom was easy, keeping it would be harder. Ciri needs allies of Cintran nobles to legitimize her reign. Jaskier will need the help of every ally to make sure the fragile kingdom will not be taken over by NIlfgaard. Instead of plucking his lute, he will be pulling the strings of Ciri's future court to make sure she has everything she needs to be the Queen she was meant to be.

Sequel to Once Burned

#the witcher #geralt x jaskier #jaskier x eskel #geralt x jaskier x eskel

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jonkentsglasses · 2 years

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IN THE SPAN OF THE SAME FUCKING WEEK WE GET SUPERMAN BUT LOSE GERALT

HENRY SAID THAT HE'LL ONLY CONTINUE THEE ROLE IF THE SHOW STAYED TRUE TO THE BOOKS. NETFLIX IF TOU CAN'T EVEN STAY TRUE TO A FUCKING BOOK THEN CANCEL THE FUCKING SHOW

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help-help-i-need-an-adult · 7 months

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Someone please draw this

#the witcher #jaskier #geraskier #geralt of rivia #geralt #the witcher netflix #witcher #geralt x jaskier #dandelion #julian alfred pankratz #papa vesemir #kaer morons #eskel witcher #lambert #princess cirilla

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procrastinatingsoicanreadfanfics · 10 months

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The Witcher Masterlist

my requests for the Witcher are currently OPEN!! i'm partial to eskel, and love writing imagines/talking about my headcanons, but open to pretty much any character!!

message me/hmu to be added to a taglist!

main masterlist | request guidelines

Geralt of Rivia

r o m a n t i c

A Quiet Moment - relationship: geralt x reader | summary: based on some prompt that asked you to write a scene between two characters just being around each other with no dialogue. Immediately thought of Geralt. | tags: fluff, angst

Extraordinarily normal - coming soon...

Scales Unbalanced - coming soon...

Geralt of Rivia NSFW Alphabet | tags: fluff, smut

p l a t o n i c

Stern - coming soon...

Eskel

A Hero from the Songs - coming soon...

Ribs - relationship: eskel x reader | summary: You're not from the world where the Witcher takes place. So, to stay alive, you stay glued to your witcher - Eskel. Catching feelings for him was bound to happen anyway. Right? Maybe a tiny, life-threatening encounter with a leshy is just the little push the both of you need. | tags: fluff, angst

Witchers

Witchers + stressed singlemom!reader - characters: geralt, eskel, lambert, coen | tags: fluff, angst

Geralt, Lambert, Eskel + drunk!so - characters: geralt, lambert, eskel | tags: fluff

Witchers + someone making their s/o uncomfortable - characters: geralt, eskel, lambert, coen | tags: slight angst, fluff

Imagines + headcanons (various)

How The Witcher characters would react to someone from our world falling into theirs - characters: geralt, yen, jaskier, triss, eskel, lambert, vesemir | tags: fluff, crack, timetravel

Modern!Human in Kaer Morhen - characters: geralt, yen, triss, jaskier, eskel, coen, lambert, vesemir | tags: fluff, crack, timetravel

How The Witcher characters would react to Lambert’s child surprise - characters: geralt, yen, ciri, triss, eskel, coen, vesemir | tags: fluff

The Witcher characters + monstertamer!reader - characters: geralt, yen, jaskier, ciri, eskel, lambert, coen, vesemir | tags: fluff

The Witcher characters + maleficent/fae!reader - characters: geralt, jaskier, yennefer, ciri, eskel, lambert, coen, vesemir | tags: fluff

#geralt #geralt x reader #geralt of rivia #geralt of rivia x reader #eskel #eskel x reader #lambert #lambert x reader #geralt x you #geralt x y/n #geralt of rivia x you #eskel x you #eskel x y/n #cirilla of cintra #yennefer of vengerberg #jaskier x reader #the witcher netflix #the witcher

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