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#eskel the witcher
fanby-fckry · 3 months
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Ciri: *angrily* ARE YOU-
Jaskier: *calmly* Fucking
Ciri: KIDDING ME?! YOU-
Jaskier: Fucking
Ciri: IDIOT!
Eskel: ...what was that?
Jaskier: Yen and Geralt banned Ciri from swearing, so I’ve volunteered to help her out.
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sillylilfang · 1 year
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So... The Witcher 3 dating sim, anyone? (Yes, you would be able to date all of them at the same time.)
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thethumpergod · 25 days
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Eskel and Coën reading together after a night together 🐺🦅
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Eskel: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Geralt: I'm a knife.
Jaskier, from across the room: He's the little spoon.
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faewulv · 5 months
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even more old art, wow! This one is from march 2020. oops.
An idea for a Witcher tattoo based on Eskel. You have the medallion, the sigils, the swords, wolfsbane surrounding it, and then the medallion's eyes are golden like Eskel's in the game + including his facial scarring.
Honestly go nuts and get this yourself if you'd like, or even edit it (I just wanna know/see what you do)
I still want an Eskel themed tattoo, so I may reference this piece somewhere down the line, but figured it was something others would enjoy as well.
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g4ll0wd4nc3r · 6 months
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eskel as a baldurs gate 3 companion would be so good. you find him on the side of the road covered in blood and he seems like a chill guy (minus the blood) and then your tadpoles connect and you get mind blasted with 500 years of The Horrors
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redpool · 6 months
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Well, you know what time it is lads (gn), time to cry over Eskel again.
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lovelyscot · 1 year
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essskel · 11 months
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as the eldest of 3 siblings who grew up under fucked conditions I think Eskel was designed in a lab to torture me
Genuinely because he’s got everything wrong with him but not to a degree that it’s catastrophic or even very worthy of a main storyline, hes losing touch with his brothers and it’s an afterthought in terms of the greater narrative. The world is ending, so who cares that Lambert doesn’t want to talk to him? Who cares? Eskel’s not an antagonist, not a threat, he’s totally trustworthy but he’s hard to talk to and no one knows how to fix it. A father more than a brother, a man who does not even know what a father is. And he’s not getting better, but on the other hand, it’ll never kill him, so what’s to treat? Let’s just not talk to each other, let’s just leave it.
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watchingwisteria · 1 year
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if season 3 is shit i will become a certified lauren hissrich HATER. i’ll never forgive her for fridging eskel and now it looks like she and her hatred of the source material might have run henry cavill off the project
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finleycannotdraw · 1 year
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I’ve finally gotten my hands on the witcher books and I’m three chapters into blood of elves and these are my thoughts so far
Geralt is a fucking sweetheart and the show doesn’t understand him
Dandelion and Jaskier are The Same. I want to marry him and also subject him to the ice bucket challenge. He is my silly little bisexual fun time girlboy boyfriend you’re too late sonic he’s forklift certified and he’s never going to die <3
the joey batey cake video is basically how I’m imagining how dandelion behaves as a person. “You’ve just caught me reading. Literature. *drops book on the floor* “we really don’t know how to-” *cabinet door comes off in his hand “FUCKING COCK” *pulling random things out of a cabinet* “lasagna sheets! we’re fucking in business” *bowl falls on the floor* “AW, COCK” “Jamie Oliver you’ve lied to me” “when in doubt—” *starts chugging wine* *mashing cake batter with a cucumber* “WHY WONT YOU DIE” *various cuts to him lying on the floor in stages of despair* “I don’t even like cake”
Timeline? Don’t know her. the show has certainly never met her
I would die and kill for Triss Merigold the show got her wrong too
Eskel <3333
Vesemir I love you
Ciri calls him “uncle vesemir” my found family heart is crying
Yennefer and Dandelion are friends
The show did them all dirty
Himbo witchers do not understand ibuprofen😔 but they drink their respect women juice so I will forgive them
Kaer Morons is a very very fitting term
Lambert <3333
There is more emotional maturity in the first 99 pages of the first book than in the entire netflix series
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fanby-fckry · 4 months
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Yennefer: *Screams*
Jaskier: *Screams louder to establish dominance*
Eskel: Should we do something?
Lambert: No, I want to see who wins.
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timetraveladdict · 22 hours
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I made Eskel, Lambert and Priscilla from the Witcher 3 Wild Hunt glow in the dark
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thethumpergod · 4 days
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Then You Showed Up
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Cöen has always been a romantic at heart, even if he wouldn't say it out loud. After dancing with a handsome man at Lambert's wedding, he soon catches feelings. Now he has goat size teeth marks on his pants legs and an crush on his best friend's brother.
He's sure Eskel doesn't feel the same, but a man can hope.
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Lambert: I owe you one.
Eskel: That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.
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laguzlake-blog · 3 months
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Eskel from The Witcher 3 with his ever faithful Lil' Bleater
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