Hey nightmare I am going to say this in the nicest way possible, you seem gay.
"how DARE you! I am not a homosexual-"
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what if you were a porcelain doll and through the magic of an angel you became a real boy. and youre just trying to live your life as a special little 1950s fujoshi whose parents are russian spies. and then you get sent to vietnam and you DIE. this happened to my buddy julian blossom
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javey moments from newsies tour that make me go Hmmmmm
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this was more homoerotically charged than cubitum eamus. in this essay i will-
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Regulus *writing in his poetry notebook*: Imagine loving someone so much you wish your soul would meld with theirs so you can become one
Regulus *writing*: For I cannot, as much as my heart desires to
James *reading it*: Awwwww. Hey. Wait.
James: Am I a joke to you Reggie >:(
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how much you wanna bet stede has some embarrassing pirate smut bodice ripper novels in his library asdfghjkl
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They were stuck together in a prison for seventy thousand years
One trying to break free and another protecting the prison
One is a evil god(!) and other is king of underworld (nether world!!)
Clearly they are in love
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i do not “watch” riverdale. riverdale is not a show that you “watch.” riverdale is something you witness. akin to the divine. every week roberto aguirre-sacasa himself has allowed us to witness some kind of unhinged godly message beamed down directly from the heavens to our televisions and it is only the brave and devoted few who stand witness to the history unfolding before our eyes. the holy truths of the universe (homosexuality) being written before us
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