#garbage talks

[aliteralgarbageheap]

I've actually peaked in life with this crochet creation the suckers killed me but hes straight chillin (featuring the straw hat I got at the thrift store for my cat but perfectly fits this octopus)

#garbage talks #garbage does yarn #crochet #amigurimi #my big octopus boyo

[randomgarbagecan]

realizing my favorite characters are the ones who struggle so intensely with the perception of self and forming their own identity that they often become a terrible unreliable narrator in order to justify everything they want to believe, which is to say they justify why their actions make them the person they think everyone else sees them as.

hm. well i hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me.

#garbage talks #orv #mp100 #svsss #…im sure you can guess what characters I’m referring to with these fandom tags #my blorbos are like copies of myself that I play with like little science rats going ‘hmm.. interesting..interesting..’ #as if these are not the same choices i would make myself

[egophiliac]

I have SO many thoughts about everything and they are in no kind of order yet, so here's just some quick little bits in the meantime!

I am not normal about any of these characters!

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 part 6 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 part 6 spoilers #me just staring at the ceiling thinking about anime characters #if i start talking about the big stuff now it's going to turn into a huge rambling mess so in the meantime #i did not get sebek (yet) (i need to contemplate my gems...) but i did see his groovy #he is just full-on cinderella-sparkles bibbidi-bobbidi-booing into that armor! magnificent. #and i really don't have enough words for how much i love tiny malleus. he is perfect. he is precious. he is everything to me. #he knows who his dad is no matter what some crusty dead talking ectoplasm blobs say #(man no wonder lilia's got hangups if THAT was the general attitude he was getting) #('eww you got your dirty bat cooties on the prince' go sit in the corner with mrs. rosehearts you absolute garbage) #(...i did kind of love that lilia started to wake up because the senate said one nice thing to him) #(and he immediately was like 'this is not reality') #(sounds about right) #on a lighter note i was just. SO charmed by the little throwaway about ✨dragon lord consort esteemed diplomat revaan✨ #who picks the vegetables out of his food and hides them under the tablecloth #everything i learn about this man makes me like him more. he was SO dumb. #now we know where malleus gets it from i guess #also unrelated but once again the fact that i named my mc tamago has had unintentional consequences #tamago take the tamago and tamago tamagao tamago #frikkin love that when yuu gives the egg back you can just be like 'i love him. this is my baby now.' 100% accurate. #also yuu continually referring to malleus as tsunotarou even to the senate = amazing. yuu really has NO self-preservation or awareness. #they fit right in with everyone else #<- see what did i tell you. huge rambling mess. #and i haven't even BEGUN to talk about MELEANOR -- (is dragged offstage by a hook)

[unhingedpirates]

Aziraphale with other people:

Aziraphale with his husband, ON THE SAME FUCKING DAY:

#tbf i'd also make crowley dance #we're not gonna talk about the last time he 'forgave him'. nope. #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #good omens #good omens 2 #good omens s2 spoilers #gos2spoilers #michael sheen #david tennant #good omens s2e1 #my garbage

[damntheyare]

Oough i just found your blog and,,,, thank you,,,, you fullfill my need for soft charlastor,,,,

If you still take requests consider: Alastor covered in lipstick marks and looking slightly ruffled, Charlie standing smugly by his side because she knows what she did akdkkaks

breaking news from hell: a sheep attacked a deer. no harm done

#“smugly”? are we talking about that girl who started to feel embarrassed #and blush when she found a random girl covered in blood and without an eye in a garbage dump? #charlastor #hazbin hotel

[grandfangarbagechan]

I think my favorite thing about Netflix One Piece is that at first, it appears that they've made Zoro much smarter than he is in the anime. But then over time there's this dawning realization.

he's not smart.

He's just very confidently stupid.

He comes across as smarter because he doesn't talk enough for it to be immediately clear that his brain is just a hamster wheel with a hamster that only runs if he's holding a sword.

Zoro only looks smart because he's standing next to Luffy, who helped set the standard for shounen-protagonist brain damage.

#netflix one piece #live action one piece #one piece live action #roronoa zoro #also my grandma thinks luffy is pretty neat #garbage talking trash #zoro is also very pretty #baby me had the right idea crushing on him in 2005

[starry-bi-sky]

I'm having incoherent thoughts about clone danny again from the clone/clone^2 au (when am I not?) but more specifically I'm thinking about his reaction to finding out he's a clone. The standalone clone au digs into that a little more than clone^2, which is more focused on Danny and Damian's relationship. But neither (so far) really get into Danny's issues about finding out he's a clone after 15 years of thinking he wasn't.

Because he resents his parents for not telling him for so long. He resents the way he found out; through a trivial school project rather than a sit-down talk. He resents the fact that, apparently, they had meant to tell him sooner. But forgot. He resents the fact that they never told him because finding out feels like something was stolen from him when it had the chance to not be.

Danny Fenton, just fifteen, cloned not even half a year ago, knows what that personal violation of autonomy feels like. He knows what it's like to be cloned and while he loves Ellie, he does, she's his sister, and in this au his twin. But he is still left with that feeling of unsafety after realizing he'd been cloned. Being cloned is violating. The onset realization that it's so easy to get DNA without the other party noticing, and that what was stopping someone from trying to clone him again?

Followed only after with the rest of the inexplainable mix of feelings of being cloned, the rest of that inner conflict and panic that's an ugly mocktail of emotions that range from horror to fear. Trying to imagine what it's like to be cloned from the cloned party, and I imagine that it leaves you with the feeling of needing to crawl out of your own skin with discomfort.

And then he gets put on the other side of it. Danny Fenton, only fifteen, was cloned not even half a year ago, finding out he is a clone. And reactions, I imagine, can vary from person to person. But to him, it feels like something got stolen from him, like someone took a hole puncher and stuck it right into his chest and stole a chunk of himself from him.

It changes nothing about him and yet it changes everything. It's a betrayal on it's own to just find out he was a clone and they didn't tell him for fifteen years -- it shouldn't mean anything, because he's still Danny, and yet it means everything. It's him, it's him, it's about him. It's his personhood. It's about the fact that a load-bearing rock in his identity just crumbled beneath his feet and now there's a rockslide.

Because then he finds out that they used the wrong DNA. Its like pouring salt in an open wound. He's not even related to his parents or his sister, when for years he thought he was. It's the fact that pieces of his identity that he's been so secure in for so long just got ripped away from him in an instant. Then they tell him -- only through his own horrified prompting -- that the person whose DNA they used -- Bruce Wayne -- didn't even know he existed. That they accidentally used the wrong DNA, then didn't tell the person whose DNA they used.

The betrayal of being lied to for years turns really quickly into horror at his own existence. Something very similar to the horror he felt at being cloned and the skin-crawling discomfort that made him feel like his own skin wasn't really his. And then its not. It's actually not. Nothing but his own name feels like it belongs to him anymore -- not his hair, not his eyes, not his heart or his lungs, nothing feels like his anymore and he didn't know what that felt like until it was gone.

It's a question of Nature Vs. Nurture -- where does the line of "nature" begin and where does the line of "nurture" end? What of him is actually his? What of him is Bruce Wayne's? It's not logical, it's not supposed to be. It's a load-bearing wall on the house of his identity being destroyed and now everything else is caving down in on him. What belongs to Danny, what belongs to Bruce Wayne?

#dpxdc #dp x dc #danny fenton is not the ghost king #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc crossover #dpdc #clone^2 #danny fenton is a clone #its a combination 'oh my god i've been cloned too i know how violating that feels holy fuck' empathy and also the horror of finding out tha #the things you knew about yourself that you thought were unchanging was all WRONG. #its the fact that tragedy is always one step away from comedy. they're twins for a reason. the humor of finding out you're a clone through #a silly school project and the *horror* of finding out you're a clone from a silly school project instead of a proper conversation #danny goes into his room after he's done talking to his parents and he vomits into the garbage can under his desk. utterly horrified #and he calls sam and tucker crying. it shouldn't change anything he knows this and yet it changes EVERYTHING. he doesn't feel like himself #he doesnt feel like himself any*more.* this might be cause for him to do a closet overhaul. something to make himself feel like he's #in control of himself again. piercings. temporary hair dye. *something* to feel like he's in control. #its no wonder why he never wants to tell bruce wayne he exists because he *knows* how violating that feels and he's *afraid.* #it makes him takinh in damian a little more remarkable bc it undoubtedly made #his identity issues worse. but thats a child and a child who needs help and danny is *kind*

[secondbeatsongs]

truly the only point of those cheap dropshipping sites is so I can type "earrings for men" into them at 3am and then go "🤔 hmm..." at all the pictures

#personal #sbs rambles #tbh it's also so I can find electronics parts for as cheap as radio shack used to have them #like if I'm gonna buy something shady online #might as well buy it cheaper than I would on amazon amirite? #but no it's mostly the earrings thing #also if you don't know what I'm talking about I mean the aliexpresses of the world #sites like that #the ones that are hot garbage and sketchy as hell #they're good for window-shopping and cheap arcade parts only

[justsalpals]

Me, sobbing uncontrollably: you don't understand, they put rotten peppers on my pastrami sandwich

#Friends and family: arson what are you even talking about? #Me: -violent garbage disposal noises- #ship posts that are indecipherable outside of the fandom #dimension 20 #the ravening war #karna solara #thane delissandro katzon

[y-rhywbeth2]

Feel like Gortash has issues with those born into wealth and privilege. I seem to recall him commissioning a bust in honour of a dude who "made it" and then turned his nose up at the Patriar class.

Does he feel sorry for the poor? No, because if they lack the strength and will to claw their way out of their fate then they deserve to stay there in his world view. He ended up in the Hells as a child and he escaped, then he built himself from absolutely nothing in a world that had moved on without him, and became one of the most powerful people in the city. He was a literal nobody - the son of cobblers born into debt and poverty. If he can make it and you can't with all the advantages he didn't have, then that's a you problem.

But that doesn't mean he doesn't resent all these privileged fucks who would've looked down their noses at him and have never had to work a day of their life to get the wealth and power he had to literally claw his way out of Hell for.

And now he's a high ranking figure in an organisation that exploits the hell out of them and everyone else (ha.) - He's a Banite who learnt to trade favours and blackmail and manipulate and exploit in the Hells themselves. Joy. - but I'm sure he's really enjoying that.

Somehow he's "the poor are lazy and deserve to be poor" and "eat the rich" at the same time. The only people who are "deserving" are those like him who start with nothing, end up with less, and then grab the universe by the throat and make it bend to their will.

There's that dude with the bust in his office; Durge, who also started from fuck all (thanks Bhaal); and If he didn't genuinely delude himself that he did right by Karlach, she has at least proved herself "worthy" in his eyes by now. If only she'd stop whining(!) Why on earth could she be upset??

Boy, what a man he is...

#absolute garbage #can be compelling though #I'm sure this analysis has been done before but I still want to talk so #enver gortash #babbling #edgelord hours

[aliteralgarbageheap]

Gonna post here too, would there be any interest in uh, live fic readings for AFTG fics? Trying to scrounge up some serotonin and reading people a story just seems like it would be nice

#aftg podfic #garbage pods #aftg #live reading #garbage talks

[randomgarbagecan]

given kdj’s personality and general Backstory, believe he is the type of person to be bedridden sick for about a week at a time and do nothing to take care of himself aside from swallowing a couple pills dry. he wouldn’t have the energy or the means to make soup or tea. he would just lay in bed with wrinkled sheets in a room that smells stale, willing himself to get better so he could just move on with his life.

i feel like every time kdj gets sick, it’s not just his health that’s vulnerable but it makes him feel like that lonely, weak child he used to be. the silence of his apartment seems louder when he desperately wishes his mom was there to offer him water like she did when he was young. he probably would turn towards webnovels—specifically TWSA—and try to comfort himself with it.

and so that’s why i believe if he ever got sick during/post scenarios, he’d be the type to cry if someone brought him tea unprompted. he’d hide his face in the mug to hide a sob, but there’s something so intimate about being cared for when you feel your absolute worst.

source: im sick and i spend a lot of time projecting on kdj

#may or may not be writing a fic with this concept btw #i could wax poetry about how undeserving it feels to have someone tend to you when you feel so physically and emotionally raw and terrible #being loved unconditionally when ur sick..God #orv #garbage talks #kdj #kim dokja #omniscient reader's viewpoint

[actual-changeling]

"angel!Crowley was self-centred and selfish for ignoring Aziraphale"

I'm sorry but are you fucking stupid. He was watching his literal dream come true after having worked on it for his entire existence. Stars were being born and nebulae came into being right in front of him, this was the highlight of his life, this is what he had been living for.

You get so distracted by your phone you almost eat shit on the sidewalk, don't blame the Starmaker for watching his personal heaven unfold around him.

No one would have payed attention to a stranger in that moment.

#alex talks good omens #good omens #crowley #aziraphale #good omens season 2 #go2 #aziracrow #crowley x aziraphale #one of the most garbage takes i have ever seen jesus fucking christ

[prohaloplayer]

the cheating problem in cs2 is actually making me go crazy dog its like an estimated 10% of people over 20k elo are cheating which just genuinely means every game on average has one cheater minimum if you mainly solo q

#its ruining my fucking games #and im not talking about getting your shit handed to you and wildly accusing someone of cheating. no. #people are fucking spinbotting and bhop scripting and walling because valves fucking anticheat is garbage #glad theyre not doing kernel level anti cheat i really am but they need tof igure out a robust alternative quicker than they are

[skrunksthatwunk]

found this buried in the goromi encounter

#OH MY GOD. I SOLVED THE MYSTERY #<- read text as intended #rgg #ryu ga gotoku #yakuza #majima goro #kiryu kazuma #goromi #yakuza 3 #PINK GARBAGE TRUCK SCENE MY FUCKING BELOVED #ive never seen anyone talk about this??????? how???????????? #no fucking way #anyway #love her kissing her tucking her into bed marrying her in the spring etc. goromiiiiiii

[lesbiassoon]

"An Amazon promotion that allowed customers to deliver a $5 tip to their delivery driver maxed out in less than 48 hours thanks to high participation."

Unfortunately, guys, the offer is officially over! It maxed out within a day of me making the og post. However, the above article is a great read on the current state of Amazon, its business practices, and the conditions that workers are in and will be in for the rest of the holiday season.

#I forgot that not everybody despises Amazon the company and supports their workers already lmao #Amazon is a garbage company taking advantage of their workers and their monopoly on product #don’t praise them for this just suck tf out of their money and keep talking about the bad things they do #we can bite the hand that feeds us it won’t hurt their feelings companies have no feelings #bassoon honks