#funny ain't it?

[owchie-wowchie]

If I had a nickel for every time Ewan McGregor had a role that was a lonely and sad man with telekinetic powers that he must hide for his own safety and then helps another person figure out to use similar but much strongerpower and then sacrifice his own life to save the person, I'd have 2 nickles which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.

#star wars #doctor sleep #obi wan kenobi #dan torrance #funny ain't it? #ewan mcgregor

[radiance1]

This au again lawl. Where Danny wears these special sunglasses to hide his eyes that also track down ghosts in his human form.

The Justice League tracks down a summoning for the ghost king, an eons old tyrant of the infinite realms and known to bring war and devastation whenever he is summoned.

The cultists do manage to summon the ghost king, except, not how they wanted. They did indeed summon the king, but Pariah Dark is still trapped in eternal sleep and somehow, just, somehow, they managed to draw the lottery and dragged the Sarcophagus of Forever Sleep to the summoning circle.

So there the Justice League were, wondering what to do with the (currently) locked away and sleeping ghost king.

Until Constantine's coat flipped itself open and a boy with glowing white hair and a mist of blue blowing from his mouth.

"Old man." The boy greeted.

"Brat." Constantine said.

"Do you mind explaining why and how this," The boy gestured to the Sarcophagus. "Is here and not in Pariah's Keep?"

"Funny story, that one." Constantine said, only half-jokingly. He then went on to explain that the Justice League came to track down cultists, said cultists somehow managed to drag that here, and now they didn't quite know what to do with it.

The boy stood still for a moment, before taking off his sunglasses to pinch the bridge of his nose and sighed, a large amount of blue flame spilling from his mouth. "Ancients above, why is it every time something notable happens, it's always you?"

Constantine snorted, reaching into his coat for a pack of cigarettes and lighting himself one. "Hypocritical coming from you."

"I know, but still." The boy walked over to the Sarcophagus and sat on it, as if it wasn't the thing currently holding one of the most powerful ghosts in the infinite realms. "You know smoking is bad for you, right?"

"What, you learned that in class?" Constantine snarked, making no move to do anything and causing the boy to sigh again, toxic green eyes looked around the room, falling over each hero present before homing in on Flash. The boy pointed to him. "You. Come here."

"Whatcha want with red?" Constantine asked and the boy simply shrugged his shoulders. "Passing on a message."

The boy blinked once, and if he was surprised that the Flash was already in front of him, then he didn't show it. He reached into his pocket, pulled out a green sticky not, motioned for Flash to bent down and stuck it on his forehead.

Superman was... concerned. There was a heartbeat there, he could hear it, but it was so slow and seemed rather weak, like the boy was near death.

"Alright, now I gotta get old mean and green back to his keep before the Observants get on my case." The boy put back on his sunglasses and got up, waving Flash away and lifting up the Sarcophagus above his head he walked over to Constantine, whose face wrinkled.

"That ain't going to fit." The warlock pointed out and the boy scoffed, probably rolling his eyes behind his glasses. "And you've fit bigger things, just shut up and lift the coat old man."

Constantine did so, and somehow the boy just shoved the entire Sarcophagus inside. The boy was very obviously smug as the blue mist that was blowing from his mouth the entire time petered out. "I'll clean up the mess on my end," The boy said before waving his hand in the Justice League's general direction. "You deal with all that."

"Just get going already, I'm not about to get those sentient eyeballs on my ass."

"Yea, yea. You got enough to deal with as is." The boy then stepped inside Constantine's cloak and as soon as the man let it drop, he disappeared.

Constantine looked around the room, silently assessing the situation as he brought another cigarette to his lips.

He lamented the fact he would have to deal with this sober.

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #dcxdp #dc x dp crossover #Just so ya know #Danny ain't ghost king or prince #Just normal halfa here #Haha #Where does Constantine's cloak lead? #We may never know. #Just know that Danny can come out and go into it #Because I thought it was funny

[ministarfruit]

day 24: plagued by the horrors ♡

(femslashfeb prompt list)

#minifemslashfeb2024 #heathers #heathers the musical #heather chandler #veronica sawyer #chansaw #I love my girl veronica. she has every illness #every illness meaning being a teenage girl with repressed rage #you know how it is with teenage girls with repressed rage #that is JD's hand but this ain't about him #this month has just been me drawing ghosts basically #I THINK IT'S FUNNY IF YOU SEE IT AS CHANDLER HAUNTING HER AND JUST BITCHING AT HER CONSTANTLY #hey veronica! you fucked up! hey veronica! you fucked up! hey v #veronica does really go through it though. #IS THIS MY FIRST TIME DRAWING HEATHERS? #WELL THERE YA GO

[ruubesz-draws]

Wwwweeeeeee~

Ion dude probably regretting his life choices

That one scene from the Monarch series ep. 10

(Inspired by this gif:)

#godzilla #monarch legacy of monsters #ion dragon #episode 10 #you that fight was straight FIRE!!! #i loved it #and godzilla entering that scene #*chefs kiss* #why is he so cool and badass #ion dragon dude ain't got shiz man #dude wasn't built for this lmao #everyone is roasting him #it's kinda funny ngl #anyway godzilla is awesome as always #my boy is giga CHAD #do not repost #my art

[imagination-confusion]

Hoppy fucking dies.mp4

So I been finding out about CapCut templates and starting to use them for shitposts like this enjoy xD

#clip studio paint #capcut #shitpost #poppy playtime #smiling critters #dogday #kickin chicken #bobby bearhug #picky piggy #catnap #hoppy hopscotch #hoppy dies.mp4 #I ain't got much to add #this came to mind and I found it funny and decided to make it and share it all with you lol

[starcurtain]

Alhaitham, the moment his roommate leaves town: Ditches his house, hangs out in shady back alleys at the port, joins the black market to make illegal purchases, picks fights with random Eremites in the cafes, brawls with the chief of police, raids a forbidden temple, overthrows the government--

Call that "Kavehless Behavior."

#genshin impact #alhaitham #kaveh #haikaveh #kavetham #shitposting like always #but it is actually HILARIOUS #the difference in Alhaitham's behavior when Kaveh is in town versus when he's not #Kaveh is literally the one thing standing between #Alhaitham being quiet and professional #or a completely unhinged anarchist #thinking of it this way #makes the fact that he IMMEDIATELY makes a big deal about going home on time #after fighting Siraj so fucking funny #“Shit I forgot my bf's home” #someone should keep a record #of how many fights Alhaitham starts when his man ain't around

[choochooboss]

"It's a game night on Pasio! Watch the UNOvan big shots take on each other in the card game number one!" Turn up the fancy factor with some delightful electro swing music~ Would you like to join them for a round or a dozen? Drew these both in August 2022, only finished rendering the 2nd piece today ahah! Relieved to finally get this WIP out of my system!! It's been sitting there since August 2022; it was difficult to juggle the composition, colors & a zillion effects again but I'm happy enough with the result now! Epic UNO videos for inspiration below the cut!

#Ingo just got a little overexcited there ahaha! These guys play with all their heart! #Victory ain't secured just yet though! #HC of Ingo being able to literally hit with 120+ decibels is too funny #Of course they would play this in UNOva too! #Ingo & Emmet must be able to reach each other's mind here! #Grimsley's Sygna Suit is so COOOL I WANT #Submas HC #Submas #subway bosses #subway boss ingo #subway boss emmet #pokemon ingo #pokemon emmet #Submas ingo #Submas emmet #butlermas #submas butlers #butler ingo #butler emmet #pokemon ghetsis #pokemon grimsley #UNO #submas silly #pokemas #pokemon masters EX #NO U is a little inside humor thingy hehe~ #Youtube

[anotherpjofan]

The funniest part about the lightening thief is the fact that everyone was like "I don't know who Percy’s godly parent could possibly be" like they all really gaslit themselves even after the fact that the dude

a) had a powerful enough scent that chiron took time off to pretend to be his latin teacher

b) fought a minotaur with zero training and no weapons

c) drenched clarisse and her gang in toilet water

d) beat luke in a swordfight after drenching himself in water

e) was literally only good at canoeing

f) kept saying his dad was "lost at sea"

literally 5 minutes into the camp and Percy was all like

Percy: Maybe my dad is Poseidon his cabin feels like home -

Grover: No

Annabeth: No

Chiron: No

The whole camp: No

#the series would have been so much shorter if they werent in denial #and when he finally gets claimed: nah this bitch ain't it #even annabeth thought he was a child of zeus #girl you were DRENCHED IN TOILET WATER?? #pjo #percy jackson #hoo #heroes of olympus #pjo hcs #pjo funny #annabeth chase #pjo hc #pjo headcanon #pjo headcanons #grover underwood #percabeth headcanon #percabeth #chiron #pjo incorrect text posts #incorrect pjo textposts #pjo textposts

[tojosuggestionbox]

#minedai #mine yoshitaka #dojima daigo #Mine boujie enough to have a whole Christmas tree in his house i think even if it ain't common in japan #plus the whole lowkey westaboo #this aint their first christmas #otherwise i would have made a 30 page long doujinshi #anyways first of the christmas special #surprise again #also also shit english mug for Meem #I think Daigo would think it was really funny

[gayforcarstairsgirls]

Noah Schnapp is more powerful than the United States government

#how hilarious is it that suez canal is also trending under the second one #what an insane day #learned two wildly different pieces of information this morning #noah schnapp #us politics #speaker of the house #kevin mccarthy #as refreshing as it is to see someone ELSE's gov fall apart for a change and as funny as all the memes are #genuinely sorry to all the non-republican americans on here cause like this ain't lookin good #stranger things

[yokyoaaa]

Not invited 😞😞

Also under the cut, here’s my (not that old) art of my take for their designs. I posted this before but it randomly disappeared in my blog?? Idk man

#this ain't my hc btw i just thought it'll be funny #susie haltmann #taranza #magolor #magalor #marx #marx kirby #kirby #my art

[matrixbearer2024]

Okay SO- I've literally been sitting on the generator website for a little over 10 minutes now just feeding it random songs- and LIKE- I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING SOME OF THIS IS KINDA DUMB- LIKE FR- WHAT AM I DOING HAHAHAH-

Song List:

Accidentally In Love (Counting Crows) [Tumblr was fucked so this one's a video-]

It's Gonna Be Me (NSYNC*) [Vox kinda dies in this one but it's hilarious anyway HAHAHA]

Jet Lag (Simple Plan) [I might try and edit this into a duet eventually, especially the higher pitched parts into a voice for (Y/N) in the series- SEND ME VOICE HEADCANONS GUYS THANK YOU]

Heaven By Your Side (A1) [WOAAAAAAAAAAAAH VOX PLEAAAAASE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-]

Like A Rose (A1) [EXCUSE ME SIRRRRRRRR EXCUSEEEEEEE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I AM VERY OKAY I PROMISE-]

#VOX WHY #OH GOD #HE SOUNDS GOOD IN SOME #LIKE FR #BUT #HAHAHAHA #BLURSED MOMENT??? #PLEASE- IT'S FUNNY #This is a power I am not responsible enough to WIELD #BRUHHHHHH #I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING IT'S DUMB #ADNOWABDIUWABDIWA #Also fucking NSYNC #PLS #I AM SHOVING SO MANY OLD TUNES INTO THIS BADBOY #IT'S KINDA DUMB #BUT IF IT AIN'T BROKE DON'T FIX IT #HEHEHEHEHEHE #Youtube #hazbin hotel #vox x reader #vox #hazbin hotel vox #get off my screen series #hazbin vox #hazbin hotel x reader #vox x you #hazbin vox x reader #hazbin hotel vox x reader

[auroralotus]

I so badly want to get bend over someone's lap.

My hands are tied behind my back and I'm struggling and squirming but I can't move and the position is so much, so fucking humiliating as you're able to force me down with a single hand on my nape, reminding me who I belong to. I'm feeling so exposed and helpless but that's exactly what makes me so wet.

I wanna get spanked just like that. Need to feel the pain as you're hitting me over and over again, laughing at how much I'm reacting.

"Shh, pet. You deserve this; you have been bad, remember?" You say and your hand's wandering lower, touching my sensitive pussy. "Oh? You like this punishment a bit too much, hm? Does it make you excited? Do you love to be helpless and getting spanked over my lap like a dirty slut?"

I'd be moaning so loud then, trying to shake my head cause no!! I don't love it. But it's weak and pathetic and you're laughing again and continue to hold me in place. Your fingers are starting to play with my hole, teasing me.

"It's not good to lie, pet."

Like that you're spanking me again; this time you're hitting my pussy, making me scream and whine.

#Well....now I'm wet #No but this position...fuck I love it so much #It's so humiliating but so so hot as well #I need to get treated like that so badly it ain't even funny anymore

[ministarfruit]

day 28: made you smile ♡

(femslashfeb prompt list)

#minifemslashfeb2024 #ace attorney #dgs #tgaa #goulstrade #maria gorey #gina lestrade #GOD I MISS THEM #goulstrade is so funny to me. they're both freaks. they're both weirdos #BUT IT AIN'T EVEN ABOUT THAT #IT'S ABOUT THE PARALLELS (yes. again.) AND THE #THE FACT THAT NEITHER OF THEM HAD A NORMAL CHILDHOOD #both outcasts in different ways... both looked up to someone who ended up letting them down... hooh... #on a happier note I do think that maria would find gina endearing #I don't think maria knows what feelings are. exactly. #she just sort of goes 'it's that funny blonde girl again. day 130 of gina not agreeing to let me dissect her' #and gina is just like wat da hell. you're so scary. i need you in my life #girl knows if she befriends maria then she'll never have an enemy again #and she's right! #blah blah blah gina who has seen too much of the world and maria who has seen too little of it #thanks for coming to my goulstrade presentation where I make things up #I really enjoy them. teehee

[binkywinky]

Fury looking people dead in their face, telling them he doesn't know where Carol is or how to reach her; all the while knowing he has a direct line of communication to her that he can and has used whenever he wants.

#the marvels #nick fury #carol danvers #i'm sorry but its so fucking funny #fury ain't shit #and i kinda love it #i choose to believe he did it to keep people from bugging her #big brother behavior #bestie behavior

[dootznbootz]

Menelaus rambles a lot about not only Helen, but also Hermione. About how she used to say Olive like "Olifs". How she lost her first tooth running too fast and running into a low branch while out with Helen. How he'd sometimes wake up to Hermione leaning over him and poking his face to say, "Dad, can we go see the horses?" even though it was barely daylight. How she was much nicer waking Helen and how he thinks Hermione did that on purpose because she found "dad's face funny". How her favorite color was every color.

And Odysseus listens.

And he thinks about how his son only had a few teeth coming in when he left, teething on everything. How he could only say one syllable with his babbles. How his son needed balance to stand but Odysseus was so proud that Telemachus was very good at rolling over. How his son loved pulling at his and Penelope's hair.

How his son would be talking, walking, maybe even lost his first tooth by now. And he doesn't even know if he'll ever know his son's favorite color.

#Hi get sad with me :D #Odysseus and Menelaus are the Bros™ to me. I love them. Both simps who love their family despite being different in personalities #You cannot tell me they didn't talk about this and how this was painful for both of them :') #To make myself feel better. I like the thought of Athena kind of keeping him up to date :'D as he's her pet you know? #okay so this next bit ain't angst but imagine Hermione just coming in staring in the dark with the classic: #“Mom. Dad. I frew up🥺” #scaring the shit outta both her poor parents. Yeah I know she had nurses with her most likely but it's cute and fun!!! #I'm sorry but that's so fucking funny to me. I think every Parent has experienced that I'm pretty sure. #odysseus #menelaus #tagamemnon #greek mythology #this'll probably flop but oh well xD My homies can get sad with me >:) #odyssey #the odyssey #telemachus #hermione #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #helen of sparta #penelope #odypen