#Because I thought it was funny

[radiance1]

This au again lawl. Where Danny wears these special sunglasses to hide his eyes that also track down ghosts in his human form.

The Justice League tracks down a summoning for the ghost king, an eons old tyrant of the infinite realms and known to bring war and devastation whenever he is summoned.

The cultists do manage to summon the ghost king, except, not how they wanted. They did indeed summon the king, but Pariah Dark is still trapped in eternal sleep and somehow, just, somehow, they managed to draw the lottery and dragged the Sarcophagus of Forever Sleep to the summoning circle.

So there the Justice League were, wondering what to do with the (currently) locked away and sleeping ghost king.

Until Constantine's coat flipped itself open and a boy with glowing white hair and a mist of blue blowing from his mouth.

"Old man." The boy greeted.

"Brat." Constantine said.

"Do you mind explaining why and how this," The boy gestured to the Sarcophagus. "Is here and not in Pariah's Keep?"

"Funny story, that one." Constantine said, only half-jokingly. He then went on to explain that the Justice League came to track down cultists, said cultists somehow managed to drag that here, and now they didn't quite know what to do with it.

The boy stood still for a moment, before taking off his sunglasses to pinch the bridge of his nose and sighed, a large amount of blue flame spilling from his mouth. "Ancients above, why is it every time something notable happens, it's always you?"

Constantine snorted, reaching into his coat for a pack of cigarettes and lighting himself one. "Hypocritical coming from you."

"I know, but still." The boy walked over to the Sarcophagus and sat on it, as if it wasn't the thing currently holding one of the most powerful ghosts in the infinite realms. "You know smoking is bad for you, right?"

"What, you learned that in class?" Constantine snarked, making no move to do anything and causing the boy to sigh again, toxic green eyes looked around the room, falling over each hero present before homing in on Flash. The boy pointed to him. "You. Come here."

"Whatcha want with red?" Constantine asked and the boy simply shrugged his shoulders. "Passing on a message."

The boy blinked once, and if he was surprised that the Flash was already in front of him, then he didn't show it. He reached into his pocket, pulled out a green sticky not, motioned for Flash to bent down and stuck it on his forehead.

Superman was... concerned. There was a heartbeat there, he could hear it, but it was so slow and seemed rather weak, like the boy was near death.

"Alright, now I gotta get old mean and green back to his keep before the Observants get on my case." The boy put back on his sunglasses and got up, waving Flash away and lifting up the Sarcophagus above his head he walked over to Constantine, whose face wrinkled.

"That ain't going to fit." The warlock pointed out and the boy scoffed, probably rolling his eyes behind his glasses. "And you've fit bigger things, just shut up and lift the coat old man."

Constantine did so, and somehow the boy just shoved the entire Sarcophagus inside. The boy was very obviously smug as the blue mist that was blowing from his mouth the entire time petered out. "I'll clean up the mess on my end," The boy said before waving his hand in the Justice League's general direction. "You deal with all that."

"Just get going already, I'm not about to get those sentient eyeballs on my ass."

"Yea, yea. You got enough to deal with as is." The boy then stepped inside Constantine's cloak and as soon as the man let it drop, he disappeared.

Constantine looked around the room, silently assessing the situation as he brought another cigarette to his lips.

He lamented the fact he would have to deal with this sober.

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #dcxdp #dc x dp crossover #Just so ya know #Danny ain't ghost king or prince #Just normal halfa here #Haha #Where does Constantine's cloak lead? #We may never know. #Just know that Danny can come out and go into it #Because I thought it was funny

[anxious-weasel]

Couple t-shirts?

No

Couple traps😎

#overwatch #mako rutledge #roadhog #jamison fawkes #junkrat #roadrat #and again I just do what I want #because I thought it was funny

[yourelosingains]

i just saw someone on twitter call mleven ''mitskivan'' 💀

#why am i laughing so hard #i remember when we used to make long ass names for alternative mleven names #byler #because i thought it was funny #i had no clue twitter had those names too

[allamalad]

OK I KNOW THIS IS RANDOM LEGITIMATELY HILARIOUS TO ME AND I THINK SFW VORE PEEPS ON THIS APP WILL FIND IT FUNNY HHAJSMDBSH

OOKOKOKOKOKSO LIKE, ok so I learned this in my ap bio class (I love the class so much its fun)

basically in a nut shell it's that when there were two types of cell, eukaryotic and prokaryotic (animal and plant type cells) (bacteria type cells). yk they'd just do cell stuff.

But one day one Eukaryotic cell ate a prokaryotic cell through endocytosis (basically taking it into the other cell body whole), but for some reason that cell wouldn't get digested inside the other cell.

These two cells then proceeded to create an endosymbiotic relationship, the inner cell providing energy to the outer cell while the outer cell basically provided protection. This theory exists because the mitochondria not only produces atp, the substance that provides energy to the cell, but also because it has its own DNA instead of having the same DNA the rest of the cell has. Oh also the mitochondria has a double membrane.

All of this science supports the theory of endosymbiosis, aka the theory where a cell vored another cell and caused a critical step in evolution lol.

#for yall #because i thought it was funny #hehehehehehe #thanks for reading my science rambles lol #biology moment #dont take this too seriously its simplified a bit #but its still funny lol #safe vore #enjoy my funny thoughts :]

[captainshadowshifter]

#based on the ptsd chihuahua meme #because i thought it was funny #if its actually funny i wouldnt know as i am inherently unfunny

[basingstokemercury]

Yoooooooooooo that Yeomen AU!!! Robot Jack Point is A++

Thank you! I only hope I can do him justice.

#robot jack is JACK.(some version number) #because I thought it was funny #be very interesting to see how Fairfax's behaviour comes off when he's doing it to someone he doesn't consider sentient #but that's probably spoilers

[dustghoul]

today I went to build a bear and made a bear that looks like Gabriel😭 he even smells like candy and says one of his lines from the show😭

#best brother #hes wearing a shirt that says #because i thought it was funny #im getting him a lab coat and an alien shirt #references to tall tales and changing channels obviously #also probably gonna make him some wings and a necklace to wear that looks like a vial of grace #this is a lot of tags #im just so excited #gabriel spn #supernatural #build a bear

[webzebs]

Awful drawings of Y/N on both paper and MS Paint? It’s more likely than you think.

#Y/n has a nickname #It’s Chad #Because I thought it was funny #The police however did not think it was funny #I’m currently being arrested as we speak #This is for my fanfic #Celestial Screens #fnaf sun #fnaf security breach #daycare attendant #sundrop #moondrop #fnaf daycare attendant #fnaf superstar daycare #sun and moon #daycare attendant sun #fnaf moondrop

[sandwichedbread]

working on an animation and made a cool spin

#im animating the silly billy vs the demon core rap battle video #because I thought it was funny #sandwiched animations

[midnightmoodlet-art]

I am so sorry to that one reblogger that had a very valid point about flat chested fem lotus being rare and that should be more appreciated... because my lotus is actually masc lxdkugfjvhdxslcgvfkuj

#not gonna out them ofc #but i really thought that it was a really nice insight nonetheless towards them #them I mean lotus #gnc masc characters just hit different man #ya boi rambling #also TAKE ALL OF THIS AS /POS #because I thought it was funny

[grollow]

Assuming it's not too late for this: 🌹please?

They distinctly heard ‘It is not our fault if you are injured; do not expect compensation.’

( for every “🌹” received in my inbox i’ll post one random sentence of a random WIP i’m currently writing  )

#rose ask meme #it is not too late! i enjoy answering these :> #you also win the lottery of getting the line i wrote last #because i thought it was funny #mairen-marionette

[clown-owo]

been replaying the Portal series I think this is where its heading

#i haven't drawn in like. half a month. which listen i know i don't post much here but i do draw a lot #i have another blog. but also sometimes i just don't post things. i draw for myself #just got burnt out from working on an animation final 😔 #so anyway. eased myself back in with a silly comic about portal #my irl saw my shitty sketch and thought glados was painting chell which is very funny to me. #chelldos #but like. unrequited. glados is obsessed with chell. chell is not having a good time #portal #chell #GlaDOS #GlaD0S #my art #og post #1k #5k #10k #20k #edit: i made this post almost a year ago and it haunts me. theres a typo. chell is out of character. #because i couldn't come up with a good reason for her to be there in the first place #and this was a shitty ms paint replicating drawing that i did just to get back into drawing #i didn't think it would gain much attention #i was Wrong #anyway someone in the comments said this is what happens when you speedrun thats an infintely better setup for the punchline #EDIT 2: ok i fixed it fuck you

[mossfrogory]

These are my children and I am so proud and of this. I got so emotinal while making this and they dont even have names because im terreble at naming.

#please help me name them #art #rito oc #cackling goose rito #why #because i thought it was funny

[sadmages]

In my mind palace my tav and Astarion are playing the exact same game of 5D chess and they don't realize it yet

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #astarion #bg3 tav #my art #gabby plays bg3 #shadowheart #and #lae'zel #are also here #anyway tag ramble time just got the romance scene where you can hug him and on my knees.....this guy..... #astarion: hey i was kinda sleeping with you to save my ass but turns out im feeling real emotions now #matt marja: wtf. me too. this is so embarrassing for both of us we're idiots [tenderly hold hands] #i thought up matt for a campaign we may or may not play last year and deciding to play him in bg3 because i thought it would be funny #to put him against this guy who seemingly has many of his same issues. Best idea i've ever had. the emotional catharsis im experiencing #matt marja

[cemeterything]

#🐉 #sorry to admit that while this is a real article. the morgue part is edited in by myself. because i thought it was funny.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The girls are here!!!

#dungeon meshi #maizuru #inutade #izutsumi #benichidori #hien #Was this the Kabru episode that really shows off how perceptive and fascinated by humans to be a foil to Laios"s monster obsession? #Sure was. Was the funny comic I made not yet quite relevant for where the anime is currently at? SURE WAS. #Funny comic will be next week. This week is for THE GIRLS!!! #Tade is adorable and a lot of fun to draw. I really love her friendship with Izutsumi. #speaking of...IZUTSUMI IS FINALLY HERE! #Initially I wasn't going to draw Beni and Hien but I would hate to let the few fans they have. #So here's some Beni and Hien. For all five of you Beni and Hein fans. #Makeup girls are wild because they'll be like 'I'm getting ready to go out!' and then take 60-90 min in front of the mirror. #I adore the bonus comics where Ryoto Kui does the step by steps of how characters do their makeup and hair. #I personally know very little about those things so it's cool to see how thought out it all is.