#everyone is roasting him

[ruubesz-draws]

Wwwweeeeeee~

Ion dude probably regretting his life choices

That one scene from the Monarch series ep. 10

(Inspired by this gif:)

#godzilla #monarch legacy of monsters #ion dragon #episode 10 #you that fight was straight FIRE!!! #i loved it #and godzilla entering that scene #*chefs kiss* #why is he so cool and badass #ion dragon dude ain't got shiz man #dude wasn't built for this lmao #everyone is roasting him #it's kinda funny ngl #anyway godzilla is awesome as always #my boy is giga CHAD #do not repost #my art

[legend-of-cupcake]

Tsukasa works FOR Sakura

Now this is very likely me just being slow and not connecting the dots until now, but chapter 109 has made me realise that Tsukasa is not the one in charge of the "destroy all yorishiros" plan... It's Sakura.

It's this line here that's made me finally see the light, Tsukasa has to "help Sakura, by destroying the yorishiro." He is not actively desiring the yorishiro to be destroyed, he's just doing his part in the plan. In chapter 106, he wasn't even phased that Nene didn't want to destroy the yorishiro and the only reason he persisted was because it was "his job."

Even way back in chapter 93, Sumire describes Sakura as the one No. 6 serves. Sakura gave him the job of destroying his own yorishiro, not Tsukasa.

Sakura is the one who wants the yorishiros destroyed, she's been trapped inside the school for 100 years and is tired of it. She wants to leave whatever duty is keeping her bound

And she is more than willing to make sacrifices to make her wish come true

Sakura is behind everything, she is the reason that Tsukasa was freed from where he was trapped (very likely Hanako's boundary).

She is also the one altering the rumours.

Tsukasa, as cunning and intelligent as he may be, is probably a bit too impulsive to be the brains behind the entire operation. His intense curiosity for things would likely get in the way, no matter how well he means or how serious he's being.

And again, it's clear Tsukasa is not as invested in destroying the yorishiros as we are initially led to believe. Again, he really doesn't mind that Nene no longer wants to destroy yorishiros anymore

In fact, it's Natsuhiko who worries Nene won't destroy them. Keep in mind Natsuhiko is 100% loyal to Sakura and not necessarily to Tsukasa. If this was Tsukasa's plan, I doubt he would be worrying over whether Nene will keep doing her part as the kannagi

The only reason we even initially thought this was all Tsukasa's doing, was because Sakura painted a picture that she was in a similar situation to Nene.

Sakura gives the impression that she can't go against Tsukasa, that he is her master. But that can't be right, because we know Sakura was the one who appointed the 7 mysteries in the first place. And she was also the one who freed Tsukasa, so how could he be the "master" in this relationship?

I think, Sakura said all this to gain Nene's trust.

Nene, being the modern kannagi, is absolutely vital in the plan to destroy the yorishiros. So having her trust Sakura would help out immensely.

So overall, whether it's the price he's paying for having been freed-- or for some other reason entirely-- it's quite clear to me now that Tsukasa is not the one in charge of the "destroy the 7 mysteries" plan. He's absolutely a major key player, with his cunning and curious mind clearly being an advantage (figured out the fastest and easiest route to stopping time so he could access the clock-keeper's boundary with Nene). But he is doing all of this to help Sakura, it's not for himself.

#tbhk #jshk #toilet bound hanako kun #jibaku shounen hanako kun #tsukasa yugi #sakura nanamine #tbhk theory #it wouldn't surprise me if everyone had already came to this conclusion long before this chapter #I'm just slow sorry lol #Tsukasa is too impulsive and gets distracted too easily to be the mastermind imo #but don't get me wrong he is extremely cunning and smart #only when he's interested tho #plus it really doesnt seem right that Tsukasa is the master of the one who freed him #bit sus there ngl #pls don't roast me too much for being dumb #sorry this post is a bit all over the place

[katinkulta]

Pffft, it says "as usual, there are only 10 people attending the gig"

#everyone roasting him is self inflicted 😂 #jere roasts himself the most #käärijä

[m-art77]

Do you guys ever think about how if redeemed!Durge pulls out of Gortash’s alliance after returning with Orin’s Netherstone that Gortash literally cannot rationalize their betrayal (and them now trying to kill him) by blaming their urge? Like how much of a complete mindfuck that would be for him. The Dark Urge just told him they’re 100% cured and now they’re trying to kill him? You know, the person who’s always been by their side, their partner in crime, their equal, and their (potential) lover; and now they’re trying to murder him. And prior to the amnesia, Gortash could always rationalize that if The Dark Urge tried to kill him one day that he could hand wave it as “they just couldn’t help themselves anymore” because of Bhaal’s hold on them. It doesn’t mean they wanted to.

But now, Bhaal is gone and The Dark Urge is moving in to kill him. There’s no way to rationalize it as anything else. The only person who ever cared about him is going to kill him, and he’ll die knowing everything they once had is completely gone. The Dark Urge doesn’t remember him. Their love for him died the moment Orin split their skull. The urge isn’t the reason they’re doing this. He’ll die knowing that they hate him.

#me to Gort: damn bro get ready for the whiplash cause it’s coming in at full force in 3 ..2…1…😵‍💫😵‍💫 #the anti-anxiety robe was really working overtime those last few moments #sad Gort noises (as I burn him alive) #my dark urge was like yeah fuck this dude I got Shart now lol #but secretly he was kind of sad like damn I really roasted this baddie 🥲 I can’t even revive him I feel bad🥲 #also daddy bane needs to stop torturing my man here #eternal punishment is 👎👎 #I hate that trope lol idc what the person did #it gives me the ick bad #esp cause like…Gort sucks fr but he deserves rest at some point like everyone else good or evil #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 durge #larian studios #the dark urge #gortash bg3 #gortash x durge #durgetash #enver gortash #lord gortash #also yeah Karlach loved him too so not the only person that cared about him #but I would argue that Gortash would say only Dark Urge knew the real him or whatever #even though I think that’s bullshit and Karlach saw a man capable of good and compassion but unfortunately he sucks #and can’t do a nice thing to save his life lmao

[genesis-quoi]

Alternate timeline where tails joins forces with sonic solely thinking that being famous will bring him the recognition, attention, and love he’s always wanted but he doesn’t find out what love really means when despite his worldview flipping upside down sonics there to sit on the ceiling with him and talk to him as always, like he’s a person

#sonic #miles tails prower #sth #it’s the ‘they find each other in every universe’ that got to me alright #sonic joins forces with tails because he’s finally met someone as delusional as him #finding out the hard way when after sonic 2 tails goes online to find everyone roasting him in the comments section #like that one part of Ralph breaks the internet

[meteor752]

Jack Manifold is very real for this actually

#This is my streamer everyone #jack manifold #anti dreamwastaken #dream situation #Ish #Mans just roasting him and he’s very girly pop for that

[allgremlinart]

NOOOOOO......

#Xiran Jay Zhao translated Zuko's diary on twt and apparently the chinese is rly weird 😭 which like. #I feel like no one on Earth has an excuse for bad foreign language translations in their animation or shows because atla proved that its #as fucking childishly simple as hiring. ONE SINGULAR GUY. who can read and write in that language. like that's literally all it takes. help. #natla #also help everyone in the comments is roasting the spacing and size issues which. yeah probably a prop malfunction but thinking of it #as 'Zuko cant space his characters for shit and everyone on twitter is making fun of him for it' hits better for me.

[ziracona]

Up way too late because I couldn’t stop thinking about how good the interactions these two /did/ get were, and how robbed I was of more

#fallout 4 #the ‘I’m gonna roast marshmallows : )’ is if he sole and Deacon blew up the BOS together in Rocket’s Res Glare #preston garvey #deacon fo4 #deacon fallout 4 #FO4 Deacon #Preston at game start: the Railroad seems … maybe cool? #Preston if you take him on the RR questline: I’ve had the railroad for 4 months and if anything happens to them I’m killing everyone in the #institute and brotherhood and then myself #Deacon meeting Preston: this guys schmoozes huh? #Deacon after being forced to travel with him for months: Jesus Christ he’s actually genuinely just super nice and sincere 24/7

[pinayelf]

I like human!lyla holofang in the way where they're insane for each other but try to act casual about it

lyla will joke that Miguel's eyebags are eyeluggage and send him memes three times before sending him the actual files he asked her to get

but then she'd borrow one of peni's bots and go berserk if a villain ever cornered miguel somewhere alone

miguel will turn off lyla's mic during calls cause she keeps singing twencen hits and tell her he's locking her out of the system controls because she's annoying him

but go absolutely insane ready to kill if any villain ever took her hostage

like I just imagine them being so ride or die for each other, would kill and die for each other, but if you walk into mig's office they're lightheartedly bickering and you have the rare chance of seeing miguel smile

#holofang #lyla atsv #miguel o'hara #pls i just #i know this is my interpretation of human lyla but i like to think that shes the whole #looks like a cinnamon roll but could kill you #and she will absolutely kill for miguel #bc she DID say if she were real she'd be in love w miguel...and in this au....she is real 😳 #human lyla au #lyla hides her feelings for miguel by joking and laughing and roasting him #but its not working cause everyone can tell lol

[palebloodcvrse]

Im new to being a vergil stan does everyone bully him on here?

#vergil #in regards to my last post #i am gay as shit for him and have no dignity and would probably let him spit on me #and seeing everyone roast the living hell out of him is giving me whiplash

[bylertruther]

isn't mad/wheeIer like. 90% fanon 🧐

#s2 he was pushing her away by her face until she proved herself as zoomer n then they had no scenes n then s3 came along and they're #fighting and then when they're taking care of el they have moments of calling a truce to find her n then in s4 they literally just stand #and sit next to each other briefly. so like. doesnt that mean that the majority of their stuff is jus . fan conjecture kshsgsjsjs #which there isnt anything wrong with that............. but 🤨 #and isn't she constantly roasting him even when he's not there 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 BDVJDBDGSJSNDNDJ #not saying they're Not friends bc obviously everyone in the party is and they'd fight to the death for each other #as we've already seen. but. but................. #disclaimer in case it wasn't clear: im not being a hater i was just asking w/in the context of strictly canon scenes 💔

[hischierdevils]

I love how we all collectively got the ick from Jack’s inspirational speech.

#everyone’s roasting him it’s so funny #Quinn clearly got all the rizz in the family

[presiding]

formerly an essay in tags but - billie lurk. half-nameless, misremembered woman. her powers derived from the things taken from her, without any catharsis or empowerment. the rat charm, tied with deidre's hair, her lover's voice in the mouth of rats. her arm and eye, taken, given back only to cause her chronic pain, then lost again. foresight seems a cruel gift for a woman who botched the timing of her takeover of the whalers, and bet wrong when it came to delilah.

she never bore the outsider's blessing; his first visit to her was more like an assault. every other dishonored POV character gets the choice to be selfish, and for that selfishness to mean something, but billie's actions have no effect on the world at large, either, in a game without a chaos system.

some say that corvo is the ghost, but he can reach out and change things. billie's buried herself twice and come back and nothing she does seems to matter - she is less a protagonist, more a convenient full stop in the narrative.

try this: open doto, start a new game. sit in her cabin. notice how little of billie there is. even the woman she loved more than anyone has the face of another named character.

she sits amongst the assets of other games: empty canvases and a dressmaker's mannequin that wears nothing.

#billie lurk #even the wiki is wrong about her its infuriating #pulled this out of tags because fuck it #in daud's DLCs even the stories that weren't about him were about him #but billie's stories are the scrapheap. they're the stuff they couldn't squeeze in elsewhere. cheap jokes and macguffins #i'm not even roasting the devs for this i think releasing dishonored in 2016 then DotO in 2017 was a feat (derogatory) #games should be made slowly and with love #and i know that everyones talked about this endlessly #but billie is my fav and it sucks that she got a game that only causes me to grieve for her as a character #not FOR her as a person #only the potential story that never was. that she never got. #you can have your strong black woman and not turn her into a trope. give her depth and range and heartache and agency. yes there was traged #but how did it SHAPE her? #dont get me started on her being designated caretaker of a former god and dying assassin. what the fuck #some of this i'd be more okay with if she was younger - i mean. the blank canvases? really? #this game could have been about wyman and there's not that much that would have changed in terms of the core story #“found out the asshole that killed your mother is still around. gonna go deal with that.” #emily who is stoned: “cool.bring me snacks on the way back” #wyman: “oh he's saying actually it was gods fault and that its possible to kill him. well i have literally nothing in my schedule” #billie's not surprised by anything anymore but maybe wyman would freak out over most of it. could have been a lot of fun #also you cant fuck up wymans characterisation. they barely exist. #local empress sends her enby girlboyfriend to kill god #pres writes increasingly deranged essays in the tags #death of the outsider spoilers #i have to complain about doto once every year or so or i die #but i'm not really gonna let arkane hide behind dev excuses when it comes to racism like. its not enough

[team7-headquarter]

If Obito had stayed alive there's no way he would have survived the level of snarkiness of Team 7 in their genin years. He'd be the perfect victim. It's like when Gai saw Sasuke fighting and asked in his mind if all those kids were as punk as Kakashi.

#Team 7 lived to roast other people #and themselves #Rin would tell Kakashi he can't can Minato's sensei kid stupid #and Kakashi would be like it's not my faults he'd stupid look at him he's stupid #Sakura is telling Obito he stinks and Sasuke is looking unimpressed with everyone in the background #I don't know how Obito imagined it would go but it surely wouldn't go smoothly #naruto #Obito Uchiha

[spnintheyearofourlord]

I know in my heart Sam and Jess bullied each other so hard

#sam winchester #jessica moore #samjess #supernatural #spn #stanford era #affectionately obvi #there’s just no way I buy their relationship wasn’t built on a foundation of constantly ribbing each other #Sam’s the bitchiest bitch around and Jess has a phd in sarcasm #but Sam’s also the gentlest sap in town and Jess is generous and thoughtful #jess said ‘get you a man that can do both’ and then mercilessly teased him #and sam said ‘she’s so pretty and mean to me <3’ then promptly fell in love #you have to understand that in my head jess and Sam met before Brady introduced them #Sam was working graveyards at a local diner and having a particularly bad night. jess was at said diner with her friends. #Sam’s a little too snarky and Jess says something that rubs him the wrong way. they do Not like each other #sam was just ‘that jackass waiter from a few months back’ and jess was ‘some rich bitch probably living off daddy’s trust fund’ #and then Brady introduces them and it’s like ‘oh great it’s YOU 🙄’ but the more they talk and joke it’s like ‘oh great it’s YOU 🥰’ #and they’re so cute and soft. the real It Couple of Stanford’s weirdos™️ (affectionate) #but they also make jabs left and right and roast the shit out of each other #not everyone knows they’re joking #it’s a confusing dynamic for everyone else but that just makes it even more enjoyable for sam and Jess #this is all right and true To Me

[hecketernal]

I think we should roast Errol for actually being pretty fuckin mid as a driver if not downright pathetic for someone who's supposed to be the undefeated champion.

His AI is the same as all the other drivers (aka in the Class 1 Racing Championship mission his ass was generally in the back).

He drives face first into a stationary object like an idiot.

He's not actually that hard to beat in the 1v1 race to the stadium using acceleration rings once you know the path (aka the only thing going for him is that he placed those rings himself meanwhile Jak is canonically beating his ass without knowing where the next ring will pop up).

Krew is backing up his win and might have threatened the other racers as well as Jak to throw the race.

Aka he's really not that impressive of a racer; it's just his station and link to the Baron getting him places (him being champion is pretty good propaganda no?)

#errol #jak #jak and daxter #jak 2 #some people just wanna watch the world burn. i just wanna watch errol roast. #its just so tempting now to include one sentence roasting him in any future ideas #jak “hey daxter? you might have gone a little high on those turns but you were still leagues better than errol” #Daxter: “What's wrong Errol? Angry you couldn't threaten everyone into throwing the race for you?”