#fucking oh indeed

[mag-160]

still obsessed with the way jon comes back inside, sees an old man who got brutally pipe murdered literally seconds before, and just goes.............oh

#fucking oh indeed #the british way i guess #anyway. happy brutal pipe murder day to those who celebrate #tma #the magnus archives #jonathan sims #eena.txt

[vaguely-concerned]

sometimes I think of all the on-the-surface warm, well-meaning but deeply ineffectual advice and attention john gives harrow through harrow the ninth (make some soup and get some sleep! get a hobby! don't be so hard on yourself! self care harrow! as long as I need take no actual responsibility in this relationship whatsoever I would have loved to be your dad!) set up against the stark truth that with his other hand he has been staging her attempted horrific murder again and again and again like a living nightmare on the logic that it will 'put her down or fix her'. and then I find that I wish there is a hell. a special hell where twitch streamers turned necromantic death emperors go

#the locked tomb #harrowhark nonagesimus #john gaius #harrow the ninth #this is why I don't buy john as misunderstood and initially well-meaning AT ALL #this is a pattern you see with him again and again and again -- right down to his interpersonal relationships #(and indeed it's in the more grounded interpersonal relationships you can most clearly see him as he is I think #the fantasy death empire of a thousand years doesn't register quite as viscerally because it's like. heightened; not quite real #but the emotional violence and manipulation that surrounds him? oh boy that is EXTREMELY real and scarily well-observed) #there's a premeditation to so much of what he does (contracts with planets that only end 'in the event of the emperor's death' anyone? #yeah john we get it you're hilarious and I wish you weren't) #the greatest trick john ever pulled was making anyone think he's just a lil guy. what does he know he's only god #when you first read the book the complete callousness of the other adults is so horrible that john seems like an oasis of care #(though you start to get this uneasy feeling when that care never seems to translate to like... relief or soothing or resolution) #and it makes it feel almost obscene when you find out what's actually going on #it's the mercy & augustine enabler hour but at least they're completely honest in their cruelty there #while john is -- well he sure is being john huh #this is just me being angry with him btw philosophically I don't think this is how the story will or should end #(with john slam dunked right into hell that is) #it's just... harrow is so vulnerable. and what he does to her is so insidious and fucked up #john is very deeply human. unfortunately the capacity to quite simply suck so much is deeply human too

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

your honor they're everything

#'thespian or lesbian' is the new 'gay or european' thank you for coming to my ted talk- #*eddie voice* she's thespian AND a lesbian!!!! #poppy screaming 'i knew it' in the bg #does this have anything to do with the post! no! it does not! thank you! #i think they're very funny (unintentionally) and sweet #picturing poppy listening to sally rehearse. fully leaning against the windowsill and pining #scribble salad #welcome home #popstar my beloved.... #i think its quickly gonna become one of my current Top Pairings #like yes i do indeed love franklydear a lot. but also <3popstar<3. and of course 💞💖✨LAUGHINGSTOCK✨💖💞 #they are my top three. gay people rejoice #no straight people on my blog no siree #kidding. i love straight people! i have - do i have straight friends. uh. oh! my parents are straight! #wait fuck are they... theyve mentioned... hm. well straight people are valid <3 #side note im so glad this pairing has passed peer review #the replies in the first popstar post made me !!!!!!! YALL LIKE IT YAY !!!!!! THE PEOPLE AGREE YIPPEE!!!!

[cubfan-montblanc]

we almost had it all.. (tango cleo skizz team up)

#tango and skizz fail to pull any bitches except each other #imagine hoping your fave duos will team up in a series when skizztang shack up with each other every time #life series #trafficblr #life smp #secret life #life series spoilers #tangotek #zombiecleo #skizzleman #gtws #goodtimeswithscar #oh also skizz’s ripped sleeves are actually ruffled lace and tango has a pink ombre #im still hoping for team BTS but idk how much 3 middleaged dads will understand how fucking hilarious it would be to me specifically #if they named themselves that . #made heart foundation pastel boybanded coded for now in case team BTS does indeed come to pass 🤞🏼 #art tag #my art

[ghostlygunk]

sometimes i remember that ib fan twitter user tht was diehard insisting abt how mary did nothing wrong in the story and how garry was apparently in the wrong

#ib spoilers #SCRYBE.txt #i understand their angle though #mary is just a child and i do feel for her. her entire thing is very sad and i wish there was a way to bring her into the real world #without having to let garry die as well. #however with everything ib and garry have seen throughout the fabricated world #of COURSE garry's going to assume the worst when he finds out mary is also a painting. almost every living painting/art piece/etc. that-- #him and ib have encountered have wanted to harm them. fuck's sake the first time you see garry in the fabricated world is him-- #on the verge of death BECAUSE of one of those living paintings. of COURSE he is going to immediately assume 'oh shit she wants to hurt ib' #which she does indeed attempt to do when she finds out garry knows tht she's a painting #like it SUCKS. and i wish there was a better way but at that point she does actively want to hurt the two and actively tries to #in my ideal world there's an ending where you can save them both :( #i really wanna play the remake

[well-dressed-sewer-rat]

sometimes i think it would be really funny if fyodor and dazai were never actually able to exactly predict each other’s moves and they just had a bajillion backup stunts set up out of anxiety that happened to work perfectly to counteract whatever crazy light yagami shit the other pulled

#so fyodor goes like haha guess what i stole your ginger boyfriend #and dazais like oh shit didnt expect that. good thing i happened to also steal YOUR casino boyfriend #and fyodors like ah shit he got me again. good thing I ALSO happened to do THIS #etc etc #also i see a lot of people rbing this saying thats probably indeed what they do #and yes. thats my point #its both more logical than 100% accurate uno reverses and incredibly fucking funny #bungou stray dogs #bsd #bungou sd #bungo stray dogs #bungo sd #fyodor dostoevsky bsd #bsd fyodor dostoevsky #fyodor bsd #bsd fyodor #bsd dostoevsky #dostoevsky bsd #dazai osamu #osamu dazai #fyozai #bsd shitpost #shitpost #bsd [rat edition] #thoughts from the depths of hell [rat edition] #posts the tumblr gremlins liked for some reason [rat edition]

[parlerenfleurs]

Starting to think, going by the MXTX fandoms, that a lot of people are comfortable with being a bit terrible and not thriving for an ideal whatsoever, because they really really reeaaally want to believe Xue Yang and Jiang Cheng are poor cuties who weren't lucky and the heroes are a bunch of holier-than-thou arrogant bitches who need to be taken down a peg when the text says the opposite, because then it justifies their own faults and hatred of genuinely awesome people who seem to have it better in life and isn't that sooo unfair and isn't it fair that they should suffer to learn what it's like to suffer like them, poor tortured, petty, flawed humans who see themselves in the villains rather than the heroes.

#Bloom talks #I'm out of patience with people who have decided not to be better and won't take any responsibility for it #oh but I suffer so~ #newsflash asshole most people struggle horribly at some point or another and yet some of us decide to be good #and also some of us are indeed gifted and impressive and it is something to be celebrated and yes admired on occasion #I love a good gifted person #who shines bright and leads an amazing life #the Wei Wuxians of the world are a treasure #you want to love Jiang Cheng because you feel you are like him and want to be loved? #I don't know man have you TRIED not being an asshole? people have an easier time loving you if you try you know? #you don't have to adopt it as your whole identity and make it everyone else's problem #so fucking tired of seeing people not even try #IT'S FINE TO BE CLEAR to relate to Jiang Cheng and be an asshole inside #we all are a little bit of an asshole inside!! #just stoop pretending he's actually good and Wei WuXian is bad! #yes I'm talking about a general thing with this very specific thing yes #mxtx #mdzs

[b4kuch1n]

weather's turnin' cold

transcript

#pokemon #swsh #champion leon #assisant sonia #gym leader raihan #three parts of a whole idiot #hi hello! hi. wow I have NO energy recently #got sick 1.5 times. made two cakes of various levels of deflated. walked a lot. slept SO much #and the weather is indeed cooling here! in fact a storm is hitting central vietnam right now #and I uh. I dont think its gonna affect the north a lot. but thats a good thing. I do not envy the folks down there at all... #gonna keep an ear on the ground for them. hope it's all gonna turn out rather uneventful #meanwhile. I draw little comic #this is how I (chronically tropical person) feel whenever I see snow and bare skin in the same frame #it's honestly a bit funny to me always that postwick is southmost and wyndon is like. the center of the north #forest imps leon and sonia vs city slicker raihan. and now temperate beautiful weather children leon and sonia vs #hail/snow/windstorm/humidity rotate raihan #raihan's childhood dream of seeing torrential rain outside and saying 'hm no. I think not' and weather manip hammerlocke into dryness #these are not textual impressions I do not fucking remember how the weather is in in-game hammerlocke. I just think itd be funny #also my brain was doing donuts around like. leon being exasperated at raihan's bare legs every winter #until he went on T and by age 16 he's like oh. oh I get it #(that doesnt last long he's still a frostbait southerner. u see the leggings. u know how it is) #okay. I'll doodle some stuff and transcribe this tomorrow. now I sleep #have a good night lads! bundle up

[gregoftom]

TO ME, THAT’S CINEMA

#tomgreg #so i've seen this around a lot and ppl have already made points but like holy fuck. hoooly fuck lmao where do i begin #TOM THOUGHT THE ROOM WAS EMPTY FOR UH ... FOR WHAT BITCH?? #empty for what. you two just going in there ALONE. what for. strategizing? ok but then why was greg showing you tonight's selection. #even if it was girls it's still sus bc like who tf goes specifically to a room to show that shit. #oh by the way i listened again and tom says first ''why do we have to...'' so GREG asked for the room? #greg asked them to go to an empty room. slut. #anD THEN AFTER SAID ''I WANNA GIVE YOU'' BITCH!!!!!!!!1 #are we sure it's girls though...... like does it say later. i'll keep watching but Christ. LIKE. WHAT THE FUCK #how am i supposed to read this other than an affair lmfao and then he says ''go on'' and sends greg off away like a little pet #sick to bastard death of them god #so it's like. greg says can we go somewhere private and tom says why do we have to #greg says i wanna give you... and tom says what do you wanna give me annoyed like #girl we are at work and we are trying to stay alive can't you wait til we are at home for me to clap them cheeks #and then greg says a preview of tonight's selection... of what? could be alcohol could be sexy stuff could be mf. clothes idk #and then they look up like O FUCK the room is in use and it's fucking SH*V and immediately tom is like GO ON and greg #doesn't even stutter or say anything like usual he's just like SORRY and leaves immediately bc he KNOWS he gotta gtfo #sorry i'm just. poetic cinema indeed

[chipthekeeper]

YOU GUYSS. HOLY FUCK. ALERT ALERT. TOPPS ONCE AGAIN PROVIDING.

#standby for card screenshots oh my fucking god #velcinta week indeed!!!

[wolfstarisswag]

My friend approached me today and asked me if he should watch supernatural (I’ve been trying to get him to watch it for forever) and of course I was like “um yes.” And so we talked about it for awhile and idk what I said but he was like “hold on, one of them isn’t gay?” And I was like, “well canonically it’s never EXPLICITLY said that he was, i think he was bi tho” and I went on to explain the love confession and how it’s canon in Spanish and I confused him I think. Then he said “this whole time I thought that it was one straight brother and one gay brother, I was so down for that. I totally thought he was gay. He LOOKS so gay. And from your edits he looked so gay. Is he not fucking that other guy (cas)?” And I went on to explain that sadly he was not.

This whole interaction was hilarious to me.

#Dean and cas are canon tho idc #they lived happily ever after #they did indeed fuck #they have a house #and a dog #and jack has his own room there #also I think I finally convinced him to watch son #after I told him it has LESS seasons than Greys Anatomy he was like “”oh yeah I can do that #spn #destiel #supernatural #Dean Winchester #castiel #Sam Winchester

[sergle]

oh GOOD. OH GOOD!! I just found out that patreon, for me, eats messages sent in their actual messaging page, and sends them when they're sent in the little pop-up messaging client I get when I hit the message button on a patron's name. That's what I WANTED. I was desperate to go re-type all of these. thank god I get to do that.

#THAT'S WHAT I WANTED!!!!! #oh my god.. drags my hands down my face #I thought I was going through and nailing it notifying some ppl about some shit and replying to a couple things and HEY! GUESS WHAT #I have to message them through my relationship manager and not my Messages page. SICK. GO OFF ACTUALLY #sergle.txt #I hit enter and it doesn't show up in the convo. and I was like hm #in my foolishness I was like ''this probably shows up when the conversation is refreshed'' #no. wrong. incorrect. it just goes to Space. that message gets sent to god #if I send a message THROUGH the patron relationship manager. with the little button there that pulls up basically a chatbox version of msgs #the message I send IN THERE does in fact send!! and I can see both in that chat and in my actual messages page that it has INDEED sent #FUCK!!!! (yelled into a jar and then quickly capped to contain the scream)

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

A gift for you ole' wise one

you mentioned you finally saw the barbie movie, and imma be honest when I first stumbled upon your au, "What was I made for?" was playin on FULL blast lol -anywho I hope it's okay that I made you a lil fan doodle! I love your au so much!

brb adding What Was I Made For to the au playlist-

im staring So So Hard at this!! the boy!!! the guy!!! he looks so fluffy and tired!!! ough and the background... top tier lonely vibes <3

#a bountiful gift indeed!!!! #thank you so much!!!! #OH AND THE HAND somehow i didnt even see it- #the way the blanket is over it 🥺 #they are. they are Hanging Out #fuck now im thinkin about him sitting in a corner with the Arm™️ and like... tucking the blanket around it #ough oof #rambles from the bog #wh lights out au #offerings to the bog #and! for the record! i saw the barbie movie weeks ago! i just Recently went 'oh hey i want to draw that thing' and Did #but anyway. man... your playlist had Good Timing....

[imaybeabear]

A summary of my feelings regarding star wars:

#sorry its just the whole long flowing black cape and standing in dark shadows/fog/smoke illuminated by only the sinister glow of their red #lightsabers thing does indeed go the fuck off #this post is specifically about darth vader of course but you could apply it to any of them i guess #darth vader #darth maul #asajj ventress #the inquisitor #what the heck is her name?? #i havent actually seen any of the new trilogy but i assume it happens there too #however i dont know the guys name and i do not care about it at all but please feel free to tag this however you want #except for s*d*ous he can go suck space milk #star wars #star wars original trilogy #star wars prequels #kenobi series #obi wan kenobi #oh shit i almost forgot #anakin skywalker #star wars the clone wars #rogue one

[bloodfreak-boyking]

dean, no, not your kind of brothers

#i just know he immediately thought 'oh so they're fuckin?' #like no babe they do /other/ fucked up shit together - like beat a child #but they are indeed /not/ bumping uglies #emma rewatches spn #1x14 nightmare #spn #wincest #samdean

[pfhwrittes]

pounding on the bars of my enclosure and begging you to talk about maybe mummies bc i'm obsessed with it already -391780

WIP Game

@391780 oh ho ho i have a treat for you now that i've calmed down enough to see properly again.

maybe mummies, or that mummy au as i've taken to calling it on my blog, is a fucking behemoth of a document right now and it's just a weird blend of an outline/first draft. i love it so much and honestly i suspect it may be my finest work. probably. i hope. i feel like i've hyped it up too much now.

it's a loooooong fic (for me) and a slow burn. there is sniping and banter, the reader purposefully referring to captain john price as "mister price" just to be a little shit, johnny is dealing with things about as well as expected, kyle garrick is a clever cookie, farah is DONE with these white people™️, and somehow the cast list just keeps getting longer and longer.

fresh from the document outline i give you:

[Title]

Or, The Thrilling Tale of how Captain John Price found True Love in 1920s Egypt (and found time to save the World). 

Or, The Mummy (1999) AU I cooked up exactly one week before my top-surgery date.

and a snippet under the cut:

John grunts as he’s shoved roughly to his knees into the compacted sand, two differing hands pressing heavily on his shoulders to encourage him to stay still. As if the sounds of guns being cocked at his back wasn’t encouragement enough, he thinks bitterly. 

“Well, well. What do we have here boys?” A molasses thick drawl croons. John glares up at the snake standing above him, squinting into the sun and resisting the urge to flinch as tiny grains of sand whip needle sharp points into his exposed skin on his face and forehead.

"Graves."

#pfh answers #that mummy au #pfh wips #oh looky here is that the beginning of the opening scene? whose to saaaaay #(it's me i'm to say and it is indeed) #the fact that i don't have a proper title is grating on me now #but the synopsis makes me laugh #god the day this fic is done and ready to be posted i am going to celebrate so fucking hard #jp #pg #<- i think that's the first time i've created a character tag for phil graves on this blog