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#fucking idiots btw
dekusleftsock · 27 days
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They did not know how to dress as kids
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amelia-yap · 30 days
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it's april and they are bloody fools
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egophiliac · 10 months
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Have you heard of the "Crowley is Malleus' dad" theory going around? Where Prince Levan (or whatever his name is) didn't actually die and just went out to get some milk and is now known as Dire Crowley, the silly man? The implications of that theory is absolutely hilarious when you think about it
hold on, we can figure this out, we just need LISTS
PROS THAT CROWLEY IS SECRETLY REVAAN/LEVAN/LAVERNE/WHATEVER:
unspecified fae of some kind, with similar coloring to Mal
the animal masks are apparently a Briar Valley thing
has some kind of big blackmailable secret that was alluded to in episode 4, and then as far as I know never brought up again
(unless this was just Azul bullshitting, which is extremely possible)
based on Diablo, which...maybe means something?
has canonically worn Dad Shorts
CONS:
(gestures to Crowley's entire personality)
NO LISTEN Revaan was the guy they sent off on diplomatic missions and to take care of delicate political situations, and...look, I love this dweeb, but would you trust Crowley to be in charge of negotiating your war treaties
despite my brain insisting on reading his name as "Raven", Revaan's title does imply that he was also a dragon (or super into longan berries, I'm not ruling that out)
currently unclear why Lilia "my closest friend Revaan...he is no longer with us...I used to make fun of him for being kind of a priss about eating jerky..." Vanrouge has somehow not noticed or said anything
Malleus' Aloof Anime ~Aristocrat~ vibe had to come from somewhere, and by all accounts it was NOT his mom's side of the family
???:
turns into a bird in the opening, I don't know if that means anything but it's kinda cool, I guess
all that aside, if Malleus and Yuu are any indication, then the Draconias have...questionable taste in their social choices. so anything is possible!
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ryvdraws · 3 months
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every time i adjust the way i draw richies hair i level up
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ink-blot-thoughts · 1 year
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"Cucumber-bro and Airplane-bro would make a good couple-"
False. They're both morons. They would never acknowledge they are together. They would make a good "We got married drunk as a joke and take long romantic walks together and kiss each other on the mouth but no homo just as bros haha" pair and that's it.
Someone asks if they're married and one says "Yes" while the other says "Oh we're just bros", and they both look at each other and then switch answers.
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applesauce322 · 2 months
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SERIOUSLY
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emmeriex · 1 year
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i’m so fucking done with swifties making the kanye situation about taylor this man is spouting antisemitic shit that has caused a rise in jewish hate crimes and you can’t stop making the situation about her. really shows how much you care about jews
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every-kakashi · 7 days
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cal4hysteria · 7 months
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i played a little with that emo art style except this time i posted it to the tumblr ^_^
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spaciebabie · 7 months
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in a separate universe where spinel didnt become a royal guard she became a fitness trainer but she is still a huge bitch and if she saw you using the equipment wrong she would give you side eye and not help you at all.
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meyerlansky · 1 month
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timestamp roulette: BOARDWALK EMPIRE 1.04 "ANASTASIA"↳ the roughneck bit… is that what the little girls are going for these days?
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dennisboobs · 2 months
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Things I need to happen in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia s17:
Robert McElhenney III stops being worried about Mac being ~Bad Gay Rep~ and rather than having him consistently be More Sympathetic and Less Bad than the other members of the gang he's also shown as being manipulative and cruel and having some sort of character again outside of being Dennis' stupid, pathetic lost pet a Gay Man.
Do you guys remember when Mac was "bossy" and "the brains".
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finnitesimal · 6 months
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desperately need qphil to see qmissa in fuckingasshole mode. we got a glimpse of it during the lull between maze event things when he caught missa and tubbo sneaking into the off limits areas and tubbo told him it was missa's idea and missa snapped at him. but they got distracted too quickly we didn't get to stew in it. I so badly want missa to be Mean and for phil to realize maybe he Doesn't know his husband well at all. (bc ur so right they have BARELY spent time together they each have these built up ideas in their heads of what the other is like. I would kill and die for them to just spend a day Building together. work on a project and get on each other's nerves. it would be enrichment for the enclosure)
The fact that he and Tubbo both instantly collapse into shocked laughter is. Yeah. Me when I hide aspects of myself to make myself more appealing to people around me
Missa doesn't want Phil knowing about fuckingasshole mode there's a Specific Him he's trying to project forwards it's Sweet Stronger Cooler Better him with great muscles and is even greater at being father to their son. Just this unattainable picture of what he thinks Phil would want vs Phil painting his own picture of who he thinks the guy he spent a couple of weeks with before he dipped and acting accordingly to that little lovely musical guy and Missa who's too coward to say otherwise. Like a funhouse mirror in here guys
Missa absolutely knows Phil's a cunt though it's like his default state he doesn't mind/care
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pinkpinkstarlet · 4 months
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guys stop being all “omg lana del rey is so coquette!” zionism, colonialism and racism isn’t cute or coquette.
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applesauce322 · 2 months
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i am so bored its like 12 am
anyways heres this i made
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spearxwind · 1 year
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Two people suggested this meme and I couldn't believe I hadn't already drawn this so here it is
Bonus:
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