cal4hysteria

[cal4hysteria]

hi hi, I don’t know how or why but I had a dream about cal and andre and you shall hear about it (also I don’t know who is who so I’m just gonna say “the blonde dude” or “the brunette”)

so background context is that I’m close friends with the two and have been for a while and they’re brothers (I’m so sorry calandre shippers, I don’t know anything about zero day so ig they’re brothers in my dream), but they have a sister my age who just moved in? (In the dream cal and andre are like, 20 or so? and I’m about 17? 18?) and her name is Abigail. They also have a younger brother about 6 years old? He looks more so like the blonde dude while Abigail is brunette.

basically I was hanging out with cal and andre in their small backyard (they live in this sort of small suburban house (?)) and they wanted me to record a video of them walking for an intro to a small movie project. I recorded it but then was messing around and so the blonde dude jokingly tries to tear the phone from my hands. I think he ended up playfully chasing about the brunette dude, but then the brunette started coughing and spitting up a bit (due to exertion ig?). They go into the house to deal with it while I stay outside and hangout with Abigail and her/my(?) two friends (Candice and another girl I forgot the name of). We start chatting and I ask her “so why did you move here? what did you bring w-“ and she says something in response to my second question that was, like, an out of pocket answer? Either way we laughed and then the guys came back. We start chatting and the blonde dude takes Abigail’s phone and looks at the lockscreen wallpaper, “Hey guys, now we can see who the favorite brother is!”. Her wallpaper is those changing ones, one is of about 10 year old cal and andre during a Christmas, one is of their younger brother, and another is of their dad. We all come to the conclusion that their younger brother is the favorite because he’s alone in his own picture, whereas cal and andre are both in one picture

the end LMAO

actually sounds like a great dream. so cozy and joyful thanks anon. and the blonde one and brunette one.

#made my day #giggles #zero day 2003 #zero day #love my inbox questions alot.......

[cal4hysteria]

i have never animated before, i know nothing.

I appreciate reblogs. ^_^

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frolicking in da fields with the bff

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it’s my FAVORITE character im gonna dress him up HOWEVER I WANT (again)

I’ve been busy with something but I think it’s pretty cool sooooooo I think it’s worth the not doing anything else, this is unrelated I just had it on hand errr I dunno was listening to the clash I guess sigh sighhhh sigh siggghrhhfgffhjnfneifxnsjakvnsmeksndbc

[cal4hysteria]

happy easter and trans day

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fuck disappearing under mysterious circumstances i want to start APPEARING under mysterious circumstances. walking through a deserted eerie forest? im there. exploring an abandoned 1930s mine that no human has set foot in for 55 years? there too. touching down on mars? guess whose annoying face you see poking out from behind a rover

[cal4hysteria]

i dont know if this has been posted before. i'm sure it has. but when i did a search for "jerma dick" and "dick jerma" and "ultraviolet dick jerma" i didnt get any results so i'm just gonna post it anyway

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He's so pretty i need him

[cal4hysteria]

I found this thing in my fucking kitchen and sprayed it down with an entire can of raid but it wouldn’t die but he was kinda chill so we cool now

So I don’t have a table and my phone kinda sucks at everything so the pictures aren’t THE BEST but yah. Now I have him forever. He can chill with my pizza tower figures

[cal4hysteria]

booo immediate repost if u saw the first oje no u didnt 🤓☝️

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haha hey everyine thinkign about how when i posted about that heelflip song and suddenly the amount of listeners on heelflip went up from FIVE HUNDRED TO 2K LISTENERS. so. happy for heelflip. and gaining the popularity they deserve. (im shaking with rage my fists are clenched and im gritting my teeth)

#zero day 2003 #zero day #heelflip #FUCK YOU GUYS OKAY

[cal4hysteria]

and nobody was gonna tell me this dropped 2 days ago 😪?????? i fucking love heelflip

[cal4hysteria]

new acc got nuked but. some other drawings ive done recently! im normal about zero day 2003... zd fans i promise im not stealing this is just my other account i pinky promise

[cal4hysteria]

sometimes i just think abt cal going back to the limousine being like 'andres naked and... i guess im just gonna stay at his house' like what the fuck did he mean by that?? also he was at prom with his comically large chain but in the last words scene hes wearing a black tee. in the last footage of themselves they ever recorded he is wearing andres clothes.

[cal4hysteria]

sometimes i just think abt cal going back to the limousine being like 'andres naked and... i guess im just gonna stay at his house' like what the fuck did he mean by that?? also he was at prom with his comically large chain but in the last words scene hes wearing a black tee. in the last footage of themselves they ever recorded he is wearing andres clothes.

[cal4hysteria]

sometimes i just think abt cal going back to the limousine being like 'andres naked and... i guess im just gonna stay at his house' like what the fuck did he mean by that?? also he was at prom with his comically large chain but in the last words scene hes wearing a black tee. in the last footage of themselves they ever recorded he is wearing andres clothes.