#fucking goat eyes

[thedragion]

So I'm doing a stormlight re-read, and somehow I never realized that Ryshadium have rectangular pupils and colored eyes. Like a goat, how did I not know this

#stormlight archive #cosmere #Ryshadium #fucking goat eyes

[prickly-paprikash]

Whoever you ship Mizu with, it is ultimately gay as fuck.

Mizu and Akemi? That's just two angry wlw's haunted by the image of one another who have been pushed into different but mirroring paths that will one day intertwine, and their anger and regret will balloon into a terrifying clash. Violent? Yes. Passionate? Extremely. Sexual Tension? Nuclear-level.

Mizu and Taigen? Mizu didn't really mind the other acts of sex in Madame Kaji's brothel until she got to the dudes fuckin, and her immediate thought was how close Taigen and his lips were during their tumble in their duel. It's very clear Mizu sees her relationship with Taigen as homoerotic, and has shown some interest in it. That's just trans masc x bottom bi, baby.

Mizu, Taigen and Akemi?

So. Fucking. G A Y.

There ain't no cis-het reading of Blue Eye Samurai, bucko. This shit's the purest crystal queer in the market. It ain't cloudy. It ain't distilled.

This show is raw, uncut Mizumphetamine. Mizu is the chemicals injected into the water that's making the freaking fags frogs gay.

Mizu's the baddest bitch around. Be in awe of this undying fuck's energy. She is 2023's top bitch magnet. She doesn't get bitches. She pins them down, strikes the fear of her in them, and wields a fucking sword made to slaughter the heavens.

#blue eye samurai #mizu #mizu blue eye samurai #taigen #akemi #i lost my mind again #i watched it again #blue eye samurai has consumed my very being #the sheer thirst this beast of a warrior generated was enough to conjure up a second season #no one does it like mizu #goated show #goated mc #we won with her #mizu is gender #us gays stay winning we gon get arcane and castlevania and fionna & cake and dragon prince #blue eye samurai is just purified queer wrath we fucking got it

[muckyschmuck]

marry me NOW

#who are you even #tired of these cat lookin ass goats and sheeps and shit #gm 2 #my art #eye pulling #is that anything #oc art #digital art #doodlings #highschool middleschool ass drawing #fucking eyes #all eyes

[dailykugisaki]

Day 121 | id in alt

They're recreating something that happened on a mission. Gojo is invested. Fushiguro? Lightly shaken.

#dailykugisaki #jjk #kugisaki nobara #itadori yuji #fushiguro megumi #tokyo trio #gojo satoru #no Itadori's were harmed in the making of this #YALL IM STRAIGHT UP WRITING SHIT FOR KUGISAKI NOW THIS SHIT IS SERIOUS AS FUCK #when did this freak who shows up for a collective 20 minutes become my source of serotonin #idk but i wouldn't have it any other way shes amazing and if gege cant figure out his shit then im hitting him with a train #my mind is so enlarged rn y'all #update on the goats theyre being freaks again theyre stupid af #i was brain rotting a lot #i was doing a lot of shit the past week it was insanity but its always gonna be worth it to make any life better #anyway i need gege to relinquish his rights to Kugisaki Nobara bc i have a maddening amount of ideas for jer #also like how in the hell is Fushiguro's soul so strong it made me narrow my eyes #like good for him i guess but still #Kugisaki is fighting herobrine as we speak

[thegreatyin]

whenever you find yourself enjoying a furry game, always remember: it can and should always get furrier

#this is an arknights post. i want them to get fucking weird with it. give me lappland overgrown doggy claws and hairy catgirl blaze #yin-thoughts #as an ebenholz fan i think he SHOULD have goat pupils and it'd be very epic. give amiya weird big eyed bunny eyes #pythias that never blink. savras blinking sideways. get weirder this isn't a suggestion this is a command 👍

[gaphic]

in light of certain design choices i've decided there's an element of HTTYD that goes severely under-appreciated

#i'm sooooo fucking sick #of the HUMAN EYES on every animal character #in every fucking thing #THAT GOAT!!! IN WISH #HAS HUMAN EYES #AND I HATE IT

[transsexualjoanofarc]

#me.txt #the mountain goats #tunes #jenny from thebes #MR DARNIELLE IM GOING TO KILL YOU & RESURRECT YOU & THEN KILL YOU AGAIN & THEN RESURRECT YOU. AGAIN!!! #IM GONNA CRY MY FUCKING EYES OUT!!!!! #Spotify

[ctrl-lupin]

Yes, I would be very interested hearing your head canon (@tim-ribbert-56) (in response to this post)

I have decided for my personal entertainment that Clarisse de Cagliostro is related to Lupin III, and here's why.

-pulls out Arsène Lupin's Wikipedia page-

In the novel La Comtesse de Cagliostro, a young Arsène Lupin (at the time going by the name Raoul d'Andrésy) was courting Clarisse d'Etigues, a young lady of a well-to-do family, and trying to win her hand, despite her father's disapproval.

Throughout the course of the novel, Lupin meets and falls in love with Joséphine Balsamo, aka the Countess of Cagliostro, and abandons Clarisse in favour of her. To clarify, Joséphine is not actually countess of anything, she is (or claims to be) a descendant of Giuseppe Balsamo aka the Count of Cagliostro (who was also count of jack shit), a famous conman from the 18th century.

Shenanigans ensue, which I will not go into in details on, but oh my god I am insane about Raoul and Joséphine, I want to dissect them and study them under a microscope. It turns out Joséphine aka Cagliostro is evil as fuck, Raoul/Lupin realizes that and goes back to Clarisse (whom he had previously abandoned like an old sock, I fucking hate this guy), marries her, and a few years later has her kid.

Unfortunately Clarisse dies in childbirth, and Joséphine, who was still around and very very pissed at Lupin (and jealous as hell of Clarisse whom, may I mention, had never personally antagonized her in any way whatsoever, Joséphine is just fucking bonkers). Joséphine also kidnaps Lupin and Clarisse's son, Jean, and raises him as her own son. (I have not yet read the following novel The revenge of Cagliostro so I don't really know what Jean's deal is, I just know he's an antagonist).

The following is my headcanon, based on these events. In the universe of Lupin III, Joséphine Balsamo was actually countess of the small kingdom of Cagliostro (maybe Giuseppe was count, maybe he conned his way into becoming count, maybe he bought the land and built a fake kingdom with a fake history, who knows).

After the events of The revenge of Cagliostro, Jean settles down in the country of Cagliostro, gets married, has a child, and that child will later have a daughter of their own, who they name Clarisse, after their late grandmother. Clarisse de Cagliostro, of Lupin III: The Castle of Cagliostro fame, would thus be the great-grand-daughter of Arsène Lupin, making her Lupin III's cousin/niece/whatever you call this specific degree of separation.

I am choosing to make Clarisse de Cagliostro a great-granddaughter of Arsène Lupin, rather than a granddaughter, because Arsène Lupin was very young when the events I described unfolded: he is 20 years old when he meets Clarisse d'Etigues and the whole Cagliostro debacle happens, and 25 by the time Jean is born. I'm assuming he had Lupin II much later in his life. So Jean and Lupin II (half-brothers) would have a significant difference in age, and so Jean's hypothetical child (grandchild of Arsène Lupin, so of the same generation of Lupin III) would be much older than Lupin III. Clarisse de Cagliostro is younger than him, maybe around the same age if you stretch it, so she's have to be a great-grandchild.

Now I need to read The revenge of Cagliostro and study Arsène Lupin's wikipedia page in more detail to determine when exactly Lupin II was born and who his mother was. And also where Albert's family branched out, because the fact that he's called D'Andrésy should theoretically place him as a descendant of Arsène Lupin's mother but not of Arsène Lupin himself; but Jean was also going by that last name, so who fucking knows.

No I am not insane I promise, I am just a gigantic nerd.

#i have very mixed feelings about Papy Lupin Original Flavour #cuz you see in the first books he was pretty much like his grandson #a charming little bastard; smug as hell but also charming enough to make up for it #like. an ego the size of the eiffel tower but it's highly deserved #if he robbed me i would just thank him #you wanna punch him in the face but like. lovingly #then around The Hollow Needle he started acting weird #and after that his ego grew into a god complex the size of the eiffel tower and he just lost all the charm #like. just a huge dick honestly. #i thought that was a logical evolution after (SPOILER FOR THE HOLLOW NEEDLE) his wife got brutally murdered in front of his eyes #mere HOURS after they got married and he gave up his whole career as a thief for her #which would be an understandable evolution #but no he's also retroactively an asshole in The Countess of Cagliostro which is a prequel #i guess leblanc just decided 'lupin's a dick now' #which sucks #but on the other hand it's very funny to kinda hate-read The Countess of Cagliostro #i was honestly rooting for Joséphine for most of the book #she is fucking insane which is exactly what raoul/lupin deserve #you know that Mountain Goats song 'no children' ? #'hand in unloveable hand; i hope you die i hope with both die' #or that post that says 'i don't ship them they're too toxic / well i hope they kill each other mid-fuck' #well that's me with them #just reading on to see how many more life-ruining decisions raoul can bodily throw himself at #also leblanc did joséphine dirty!!!!!!!! #LET MY GIRL BE EVIL FOR GOD'S SAKE #none of that 'her fragile feminine nature' and fainting after murdering someone because deep down she can't bear her own cruelty #what the fuck #let her be genuinely unhinged!! let her bash raoul's head in with a meat hammer!!!! #(yes that is something that she tried to do) #anyway. justice for Joséphine Balsamo. god forbid women do anything

[distraughtlesbian]

i (DESERVEDLY‼️) heckle pb for a lot of their narrative choices but even all these years later this plot twist………masters in cuntology double major in slaysian studies and slutistical analysis minor in motherlogical studies graduated with honours from the university of servington. sorry. they chewed. i love the way it feels to be a hater but they can have their flowers just this 1 time

#THIS WAS SOOOOO GOOD. NO ONE WILL EVER CLEAR JEFF DUFFY’S VILLAIN REVEAL BAR #they gagged me. i can admit it. credit where its due. a win is a win. broken clock twice a day etc. #and the difference between all of pb’s other twist villains (cringe) and duffy veilofsecrets (goated) #is that if you LOOKED if you SAW if you had SIGHT you could tell!!! you could always tell!!! he was always there!!!!! #we knew from like chapter 3 on that pierce had a secretary who died mysteriously #and we knew from the fucking jump that margaret and pierce didn’t love each other #and the reveal that whats her nuts acosta (pierce’s affair partner i forgor skull emoji her first name) was pregnant when she died #also came fairly early on. we just thought the baby was a girl who died with her mother which is like. first rule of murder mysteries. #IF YOU DIDN’T SEE THE BODY W YOUR OWN TWO GOD GIVEN EYES ASSUME THEY ARE NOT DEAD. #GOD. it was so fucking cunty. it was so goddamn good. they peaked here. crimes of passion is good for other reasons #but you’ll never be her (duffy veilofsecrets reveal). give up you’ll never be her #maeve speaks #playchoices #choices #pixelberry #veil of secrets #choices veil of secrets #choices vos #kate o’malley #flynn o'malley #grant emerson #naomi silverhawk #jeff duffy #choices vos spoilers #vos spoilers #veil of secrets spoilers

[cometrose]

nobody has suffered in kingdom hearts like sora did in the last 5 hours of kh3

#kingdom hearts #kh #sora #just awful just traumatizing #like i’m thinking about it now and damn he was put through the fucking trenches #imagine showing up to fight watching all your friends die then dying yourself then reassembling your body in purgatory #then you chase down the grim reaper to save your friends go back in time to fight 13 shadow men #including their evil boss with the power of the key to heaven in his hands then you have to save your girl and you go back in time #first to piece her body together and then you have to fight the 13 shadow men AGAIN including the dark inferno and terranort #AND YOU STILL HAVE TO FIGHT THE EVIL BOSS in his true goat demon form once you get your girl back only to then die again #then wake up in purgatory and have to fight a man with homophobia in his eyes just sick poor sora

[lil-katz]

#making eye contact w the devil b4 a bj #bye i hate myself #i’m funny #me #face #hi #selfie #face spam #hiiiiii #i have the munchies #but my diet starts tomorrow so i am gonna eat the leftover pizza o she. today and then not worry any wasting it #sup #new yugioh card -red eyes white throat goat- #what the fuck is wrong w me #lmao

[stromer]

i love you shannon

#yet again shannon makes a HIT video and i look to him to validate any opinion i have ever!!! #wonderful video/wonderful thoughts/ty shannon you are MY GOAT #as a girl who tries to avoid the logistics of hockey in attempts to remain a wee bit sane (i always fail) eye have been 📝 more than usual #v curious to see what happens with bratt. gravy girl’s fate. timo’s sitch. what the Fuck we are gonna do about big mac… #time will only tell. falling into a hole of cap space and contracts and plus minus 🤓 #THE FUTURE IS SO BRIGHT!!!!

[hor-wod-flir]

The boys are here and up for sale!

Two Blood/Obsidian/Obsidian, one Sanguine/Obsidian/Obsidian. All thre are Cinder/Flair/Monarch

85288136 has the goat eyes and is up for 600g 85288137 has bright eyes and is also up for 600g 85288138 is the sanguine who is up for 500g on the AH

#fr aether #aether #fr ancient #fr cinder #fr flair #fr monarch #fr #flight rising #fr fire #fr goat eyes #dragons for sale #dragon share #gosh do i fucking love them #they are the only aethers in those colors on the ah #and the only XYY with those genes

[reasonssknj]

the extremes of being a haas fan today

#f1 #f1 weekend #haas f1 team #kevin magnussen #goat #what the fuck just happened #i can't believe my eyes #f1 memes #mick schumacher #brazilian gp 2022

[libraryleopard]

Young adult fantasy novel

In a world where an order of nuns train to fight the ravenous ghosts that roam the land, a young trainee awakens an ancient spirit from a saint’s relic and must harness its power to defeat an ominous enemy growing in power

Immersive world-building & a thoughtful exploration of religion and childhood trauma

TFW the ancient entity of dark power residing in your brain forces you to practice self care

Aroace-coded main character (also maybe autistic/neurodivergent-coded?)

No romance

#I LOVE ARTEMISIA AND THE REVENANT!! #fuck that bit about the goat was good :( #did take me a little bit to get immersed but i loved the dynamic between artemisia and the revenant SO much #i say aroace-coded bc it is a bit word of god but also she's never interested in sex/romance #also i kinda think artemisia might be autistic? #i am not so take this analysis with a grain of salt #but she struggles with social interactions especially eye contact #and at some points gets overwhelmed by certain sounds/smells #so i kind of read her as autistic but not labelled so because it's a fantasy book #also this is a standalone btw #vespertine #books #lulu speaks #lulu reads vespertine #2023 reads #margaret rogerson #i have so many more books to add to this tag but i am tired and will now go to bed goodnight

[lyinginstuffedoreos]

they quirked up white boy-ified him........

#toh spoilers #toh #the owl house #hunter toh #hunter owl house #the owl house spoilers #thanks to them #toh s3 spoilers #toh shitpost #my post #this is my coping mechanism #no fr the hair and eyes make him more white boy than he already is #quirked up white boy with a little bit of swag gets FUCKING POSSESSED #is he goated with the sauce? #answer: yes #the sauce is belos goop