#fuck you ken anon

[yourbuddykermit]

scene from the story

Stan: Are we going to talk about why you’ve been feeling so shitty today?

K: (muffled groan)

S: Extremely insightful, thank you sir

nobody will understand except for me and @kenanonsthoughts 🤭

#south park #south park art #sp kyle #sp style #stan marsh #kyle brovlofski #sp stan #the stick of truth #i blame ken anon #fuck you ken anon #jk ily/p

[frecklystars]

AGONY

#♬ FAR MORE PAINFUL THAN YOOOOOURS ♪ #im taking screenshots to answer an anon and im giggling to myself #i fucking love when you guys ask me questions about ken (or anyone) #so i can go thru the movie and admire my beautiful horsegirl boyfriend husband malewife #CAN WE TALK ABOUT TALL KEN RIGHT NEXT TO HIM? MY DUDE #[ryan gosling voice] MY DUDE. MY DUDE. PLEASE. PLEASE. MY DUDE #barbie movie #ken #love notes #💕 I'll fight for you!! - ̗̀🐎🏖️✨ ̖́- #posts this at 5am so nobody else sees it but thats ok

[no1ryomafan]

The getter emperor having several faces on it (at least in vehicle mode) reminds me of manuscript demons. These demons had many faces on them as a visual metaphor of sorts to indicate that evil has many faces and is endless/all consuming/ever changing.I'm sure the faces on the getter emperor is more to indicate that it's made from many more smaller getter machines primarily and the emperor is displayed as a neutral if incredibly and horrifyingly destructive force but I can't help but notice.

I can’t give solid input on this because I just got up but I remember one time me and my friend generally discuss one that the forms of the getter despite having each their own designated pilot are not actually a different person but rather the same entity with 3 different faces, so I could see this absolutely tying back to emperor and having a deeper meaning. Not sure about the evil part since emperor is in a bit of a grey area for me-despite the whole universal conquer stuff, I don’t think it’s truly evil and there could be a outcome where emperor actually does protect humanity without twisting it, we just never saw it-but i can see their maybe being some Buddhist thing tied to it.

#meg text #getter robo #I always appreciate your questions anon even if you can tell here I’m FUCKING tired lol #tho I mention Buddhism but it’s funny how Ken diverts from the belief of “we don’t believe in a god” #because emperor is just robo god that’s a cosmic horror #im not fully knowledgeable on Buddhism and know like other religions theirs branches but I still don’t think they worship a god💀 #there’s more so deities within Buddha so it’s possible emperor is representing a significant one #that or instead of robo god its supposed to be Buddha which- lmao #where’s my fucking art of emperor doing meditation poses

[brookheimer]

I really just think those results are it's because this is Tumblr. While other internet circles I feel would vote differently, I think Tumblr people are more likely to enjoy Rome or Shiv, whether it's pure prestige TV people or people who's interests overlap on here between prestige TV and more 'fandom-y' stuff. I think in general throughout Tumblr circles it makes sense for Ken to be the least popular, not even out of dislike, but just because his character tropes and arc appeals less to the audiences here?

no you’re totally right in that like if there’s any site rome would sweep on, it’s this one. but honestly like if twitter is ken-world and reddit is defined by shiv-hatred, i would say the defining character here is tom tbh. like this is the tom site. i do not see anywhere near as much tom insanity on any other social media. i guess i just hadn’t thought that much about where roman would fit into the picture! but i still feel like it’s a Rule that ken sweeps the sibs idk it feels like we’ve committed a cardinal sin. like as someone who’s been here (and a romangirl, no less — i’ve always found him fascinating and heartbreaking) since s2 started airing, this is quite literally the first time it hasn’t been clearly ken > shiv >>>> rome. there were more of us in s3 but too much birthday was basically, like, gunshots in the air to keep the rent down lmao (which is totally what’s gonna happen this szn too). ming eastgaysian said this in its tags on the poll earlier but i’m totally gonna redo the poll in a few weeks once Roman Fascism Arc hits and watch in glee at the drastically changing results

(edit: read tags i’m too lazy to rewrite them as non-tags but they’re actually like answering the question lmao sorry)

#but yeah i think part of it too is like… a huge part of like twt culture is edits to sad music #and kendall is obviously the best for that #whereas a big part of tumblr fan culture is long analysis posts that wouldn’t even b possible on twt bc of the character limit #and roman is just SOOOO endlessly analyzable . like there is so much to unpack there . i think more than any other character rome has the #most ‘left to interpretation’ stuff esp bc he himself doesn’t know wtf is wrong w him. ken’s melancholy is worn on the surface which makes #him ideal for twt culture bc his sad face is edit GOLD meanwhile rome shoves his melancholy down bc he doesn’t understand it/doesn’t want to #understand it which makes him ideal for tumblr culture bc we can pick him apart endlessly to figure out what makes him tick and try to #see the underlying motivations and emotions beneath his flippant fuck you exterior #damn. these should’ve been the post itself. why did i put this all in the tags this is the actual answer to your question LOL #oops. too late now #succession #asks #anon #kendall roy #roman roy

[lumpsbumpsandwhumps]

I love the statement that you left because no one informed you about the cast of the Barbie movie. Amazing. I’m going to use “no one told me Micheal Cera was in the Barbie movie” as my go to excuse for as long as humanly possible now.

Every time you guys don't tell me about an upcoming movie starring Michael Cera I extend my hiatus another month

#ask #anon #let that be a lesson to you..... #BECAUSE DEADASS THIS WAS THE FIRST I HEARD ABOUT IT??? #THE BARBIE MOVIE IS ALREADY SO HYPED AND ICONIC AND NO ONE SAID A FUCKING THING ABOUT HIM BEING ALAN?? #KEN'S GOOD PAL????? #THE HIGH KEY GAY BESTIE OF THE 70S????? #yall are fake fans of me i swear

[softpadawan]

Merman Ezra but with his shorter buzz haircut.

Why do you hate me, anon? 😭

#softpad answers #hjbedit #ezra bridger #Hair Discourse™ #i'm allergic to Bootcamp Ken Doll Ezra #he can look cute at times but overall noooo no no please god no please no #anon you must understand i'm a metalhead #men with long hair are my reason for being #that buzzcut they gave him in season 3 was a fucking felony #they didn't even give him a fuckboy undercut or anything #i think the animators were limited and had a choice: #hair on kanan's jaw or hair on ezra's head #and the beard won #and i wept and cursed and gnashed my teeth for days #i say that. i'd draw him with short hair but it'd have to be in my style #no buzzcuts #*tapes a sign to the front door of this blog*

[laesas]

OH OH OH SHIP ASK MEMEEEE

KimBig

💙 KIMBIG MY OTHER BELOVED 💙

I have a feeling that this ship is literally just me and 5 other insane people that I brought along for the ride! But anyway!

I love them! Doomed by the narrative, never going to end well, one of the best ships not to ship. Proxyfucking because they cant have the person they want. Gorgeous. Delicious. Outstanding. Made by me, for me tbh.

I'm gonna pretend I didn't just misread the top right one as "theyre the same fucking guy" and double down but I fear that my opinion on the guy they're both fucking would land me in fandom jail lmao.

Ok so theyre not exes but I also think that baby Kim couldn't have gotten through adolescence surrounded by hot men without developing at least one little crush on an oblivious older bodyguard. and Big is the funniest possible option here sorry :')

I think that the dynamic of them both growing up alongside Kinn is so interesting. Kim is resentful of Big in many ways for essentially fitting where Kim used to, beside his older brother. Big is obviously in love with Kinn and can't tell him, but while Kim maintains this whole snarky moral superiority over the fact that Big is in unrequited love with Kinn; Kim is essentially in almost the exact same boat. He loves his brother from afar but cant actually bring himself to tell him outright. Thematic parallels my beloved.

Oh the devotion (just not to eachother)

Bonus! - Dead-darling of a snippet under the cut.

So for context: This got cut because the entire context for the piece changed - I decided the fic worked better as a stand-alone where nothing had ever happened between Kim and Big before BUT once upon a time this was the second chapter of a two parter: in this scenario: months before this, Kim and Big has Done Bits in Kim's office and then never spoken about it again. Now theyre drinking together, Kim's spilled his drink and Big has just cleaned it up. Kim is desperate for some kind of distraction and drinking together hasn't proven distracting enough.

Kim dips two of his fingertips into the amber liquid in his hand. The ice is cool and slick against his fingertips as he chases it around the glass. Kim feels an almost impish smile spreading across his features. “You missed a bit.” Kim says. “What?” “You missed a bit.” Kim says, Big stares back, almost incredulous. It looks good on him. Kim stirs the glass, ice clinking softly against the sides before languidly raising his hand. He lets the whisky drip from his fingertips onto the table.  “See?” He grins. Big, looks as if he's a drop away from muttering something else under his breath but watches, rapt, as Kim holds his gaze and slowly licks the whisky from his own fingertips. It’s silent for a while. “Do you think about it?” Kim asks, eyes half lidded, letting his eyes rake over Big where he’s seated in the chair. Big holds the glass instinctively against his chest. He half expects Big to play dumb, to glance off at the doorway and stand again. To straighten the creases in his suit and leave. Kim would let him this time. Big cocks his head, blinking at him slowly, holding Kim's eye with the kind of defiance that could only be brought on by an awful cocktail of alcohol and anxiety. “Do you?” Big asks in answer. The smallest of smirks hides behind the rim of his glass, only visible in the crease of his eye as they flicker off to the side. There’s a slight sheen to his bottom lip that the whisky has left. “Careful.” Kim warns smoothly, just to watch him shrink. Only he doesn’t. Big straightens in the chair.

🖤

hehe. - Perth Nakhun 2022

#kimbig #big kp #kim kp #my writing #anon #ask meme #ask #ask game #blorbo bingo #if u read the snippet i am blowing you little kissies #i love u #also since darcey quored me and called me out the guy theyre both fucking is vegas lmao #also ken. #he's easy to fuck answers out of ig #again will not be elaborating further. #bee.txt #kpts

[kenanonsthoughts]

I SECOND THE VOTE! LET US RIDE FOR FREEDOM!

-🌙

WE RISE AT DAWN

NON ANONS SHALL LEARN OUR WHIMS

LEARN OUR THOUGHTS

WE WILL NEVER BE SHUT DOWN AGAIN!!!

-Ken Anon, Revolution Leader

#ken anon #ken anon thoughts #ken anon's anons #VIVA REVOLUTION!!!!! #yes diggy diggy hole is our theme #fuck you its a good cover

[peepotalking-archive]

edaters.....

dont f fuckimg. "edaters" me rrjigjtn now i a m fucking g f ragile

#you don't understand the epic highs and lows..... #mostly lows..... #ask #anon #ken sends me a photo of their fucking gay lover who lives eight minutes from our place #eight minute drive eight hour flight same thing right? same thing

[lxnarphase]

guide you all the way down, be your nightlight ๋࣭ ⭑⚝

up to the challenge : ⌞no nut november⌝ edition [ pt 1 - pt 3 - pt 4 ]

☾₊‧⁺...ft. : nanami kento + h. hiromi + k. choso

☾₊‧⁺...cw : fingerfucking, squirting, dirty talking, begging, deep throating condom breaking, excessive cum, riding, kento being lovey-dovey, hiromi nearly loses his mind, choso being whiny and desperate, reader is on birth control but choso is just worried about the mess of no condom, choso's part is very long and indulgent

☾₊‧⁺...synopsis : to the anon who requests choso and nanami, i hope you don't mind i threw higuruma in here too, i really wanted to include him since he gives the vibes of being in the middle between nanami and choso 🖤 thank you so much for the request !

✧ n. kento lasts : entire month

you were the one to bring this up to kento, mentioning in passing that gojo wouldn't shut up about this 'challenge' he and geto were going to participate in. with a hum, he asks if you were trying to suggest something to him. if you wanted him to try this little 'game,' he wouldn't mind...as long as you'd let him pamper you all month. and he really does; he's breezing through each day as though nothing is wrong. kento's still as sweet as ever, constantly cuddling you, taking you out on formal dates, and telling you how much he loves you. he manages well the entire November, only showing weakness whenever you try to tease him. but of course, if you're going to try and break his streak, he just spreads you out on the bed, fingerfucking you until you squirt all over his hand. eventually, the whole month flies by, and kento genuinely feels relief that it's over. but he's a little shocked when he comes home, and you're dressed in a pretty, yellow matching lingerie set as you drag him into the bedroom that's filled with candles and roses...he pampered you all month, now it was his turn to be pampered.

"kentooo~" having you between his legs like this, cooing his name so sweetly, causes a shiver to shoot down his spine. you look so adorable, so gorgeous on your knees and pressing kisses up and down his length. those pretty kiss marks would be burned into his mind for weeks. but what makes his stomach flip the most? is that look in your eye. that needy, desperate, loving gaze...it made his cock twitch in your hands. "darling, please," he sighs, one of his hands coming up to cup your cheek. you smile at him, you fucking smile at him like you aren't peppering his cock in kisses. with a little nip to his thumb, you giggle, nuzzling into his palm. "just focus on me, okay, ken?" he nods, sucking in a breath when your lips press against the tip of his dick. "fuck, princess, god, when you suck me down like that-!" the calm, sweet environment was gone now, with the way you sloppily sucked his cock. it was so fucking messy, your lipstick smearing all over his shaft as your manicured hand cupped his balls, softly massaging them as you felt your spit dripping down to your hand. "yes, yes, just like that, princess, k-keep going. oh, you're so fucking beautiful with my cock in your throat, 'm gonna cum soon in that pretty throat," he oh-so gorgeously moans for you, throwing his head back as he tries not to buck up into your hot mouth. for being such a refined, put-together man, kento loves when you give him such messy head, seeing how your lipstick is smeared everywhere, your chin dripping with precum and saliva. you could feel him throb in your throat just from the view. your kento is so sweet like this, doing his best not to fuck your mouth. but could anyone blame him when your mouth is so hot and wet? god, he never wants you to stop, not when you make him feel so greedy. each time you take him down your throat, kento swears he's going to cum, his head lolling back again as he lets out a deep groan of your name when you take all of him down like it's nothing. he wanted nothing more than to grab you by your hair and fuck your mouth like he wanted...but he wouldn't. no, he's going to keep letting his darling pamper him how she wants...but when he keeps just moaning your name so sweetly, begging you to let him cum... "p-please, honey, I'm so close, let me cum, my pretty girl, let me cum, I'll do anything-!" how could you say no to that?

✧ h. hiromi lasts : entire month

by the end of the first week, hiromi realizes how much he fucking regretted doing this. dealing with his cases has him so stressed he's surprised he didn't go completely grey. every time he comes home, he just wants to love on you, his darling little wife, but he can’t because he’s already dedicated to beating this foolish challenge. so while he can't cum, he is sure to take his frustrations out on you. but it literally crushes him each time he makes you cum, whether it be with his hands, mouth, or dick, and you look at him with those cute pleading eyes, softly whining for him to let you take care of him and make him cum too.

you are too cute for your own good, nearly causing hiromi to cave in several times as the month progressed. even you can see how it was affecting him, as he gets more and more desperate to make you cum, his eyes always zeroed in on your face to ensure your feeling good. he was a prideful, strong man, but fuck, he was so frustrated and pent up that he started to beg you to cum. "you're close, right? i can feel it, sweet thing. just listen to your pussy, she's so wet and sloppy, just from my fingers," he groans into your ear, sounding so wrecked and needy, and he hasn't even touched himself once. but you can hear it, the annoyance in his tone. hiromi is so close to breaking, to giving up and you nearly beg him again to just fuck you, but your eyes catch a glimpse of the clock on the wall. 12:27 am. it was december. he did it, he fucking made it, and you were desperately clawing at his wrist, trying to get his attention. "'romi, 'r-'romi! 's december, you made it, please, pull it out, t-take your dick out, 'romi, need you in me so bad!" with a quick glance to the clock to make sure you weren't fucking with him, hiromi lets out a delirious laugh, undoing his pants enough to pull his throbbing cock out, and he easily folds you in half, sliding his tip through the sopping wet mess between your thighs. "i made it, didn't i? i made it. so now you're gonna reward me, right?" you squeal when you feel the tip of his cock get caught on the entrance of your hole and nudge in juuust enough for you to cry out his name, gushing from the little stimulation it gives you. "look at you...I've been neglecting this little cunt, my fingers aren't enough, my mouth isn't enough. no, no, she needs t' be stuffed with a thick, fat cock to make 'er cream...isn't that right, angel?"

✧ k. choso lasts : 30 minutes

choso was stupid. he was so fucking stupid for even thinking he could do this challenge. he literally heard about it from yuuji before but had no idea what it meant. so here he was, looking at the calendar on his phone. it was mid-morning, and 5 minutes ago, he decided to do this challenge. choso should've remembered that he was a desperate man when it came to you because the second you come out of the bedroom, rubbing your eyes as you sleepily greet your boyfriend, he knows he's fucked. but seeing you in his black t-shirt and likely nothing else and choso let out a shaky sigh. just looking at you has his mind racing with all the different ways he wants to have you. you’d look really cute in his lap with a blissed-out smile on your face. with a needy whine, he stands up, dragging you back to the bedroom as he greedily kisses you, shoving his tongue into your mouth and moaning against your lips.

"fuck, fuck, fuck, 'm sorry, you look s' cute, so pretty, m-my pretty baby, y-your cunt is sucking me in—!" choso is a mess, fucking into you from behind. his hands grip your hips, keeping your ass up in the air as his cock abuses your insides, his hot, thick tip smushing against your cervix. he's fucking you into the mattress, his moans mixing with yours and those sweet, wet squelching sounds coming from your pussy, sucking his cock back in with each pull out of you. "moan louder, please? m-move your head, stop muffling yourself w-with the pillow," he whines, his body hovering over yours. you can feel drool dripping from his mouth onto your back, and just the feeling makes your eyes roll back. knowing he was so needy and desperate just to get his dick wet inside of you that he was drooling all over you made your walls clench so hard around him. "c-cho, 's too fucking deep, b-baby, 'm gonna cum," you sob, hands clawing into the pillowcase. instantly, you feel choso grip you harder, barely pulling out of you as his hips slap against yours in a bruising fashion, your body jolting up the bed with how hard he was fucking you. "don' run, please,, don' run from it," he whimpers, choking on a sob as he feels himself twitch inside your gummy walls, his hips stuttering against yours when you keen, pushing back against him when he hits a spot that feels so good. "fuck, f-fuck, 'm cumming, your pussy's so good, so wet, so fuckin' hot, 'm sorry, 'm cumming-!" despite his orgasm rushing over him, he keeps fucking you, his eyes rolling back as he moans your name over and over again, begging you for...something. he doesn't notice the sudden change, but you do, suddenly feeling warm and full inside as he keeps pounding into you. your eyes snap open, and you whine, turning a little to press your hand against his chest. "cho, h-honeyyyy! t-the condom, you broke the condom, you're cummin' in me!' you can't lie, it feels so good, and you feel your head swimming as he pumps thick seed into your needy cunt. it's another minute until he's done, and he starts to pull out but sees how creamy his cock is...and the way the condom is ripped at the top. he...he just came in you. his thick cum was starting to drip out of you, and your hand came up to press against your hole, not wanting to drip it onto the mattress. but he only registered it as you wanting to keep it inside...you wanted his cum? you wanted him to fill up that pretty pussy? he didn't even realize he was speaking out loud, quickly peeling off the broken condom and lining back up with your creamy cunt. "i-i don't mind it, choso, b-but t-take the condom off b-before you-chooo, babyyy, w-wait, that's so deep-!" "s-shhh, s'okay, you can take it, take it for me, 's okay, i always make it fit, i-it fits so good, pretty cunt, 's all mine, 'm gonna cum 'n you over and over again until your a creamy little mess, baby, i-i'll eat it outta you too, promise, promise, just let me stuff you, please!" hm, maybe he'd tell you later this was supposed to be a challenge...maybe not and just pretend like he needed you real bad today.

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#choso smut #nanami smut #higuruma smut #jujutsu kaisen smut #jjk smut #choso x reader #nanami x reader #higuruma x reader #nanami kento smut #higuruma hiromi x reader #nanami kento x reader #nanami kento x you #choso x you #kamo choso smut #kamo choso x reader #nanami x you #higuruma hiromi smut #higuruma x you #jjk x reader #jjk x you #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jujutsu kaisen x you #𖤐 ── lxnarworks.

[primordialwhale]

1, 3, 5, 7, & 9 for the music asks!

PRETEND I DIDNT FORGET I REBLOGGED THIS A song you like with a color in the title Pink Whitney - Scene Queen A song that reminds you of summertime Crush - Tessa Violet Also Cabaret of Dreams - Seven Spires bc my brain cannot disconnect the memory of driving to texas in the middle of summer while playing Solveig on repeat while my partner was asleep in the passenger seat

A song that needs to be played LOUD Melancholia - Doll Skin

A song to drive to Artificial Suicide - Bad Omens

A song that makes you happy Win Win - Set It Off ft Scene Queen is is a happy song? no. did i lose my mind about a second SIO/SQ collab? yes <3

#ask meme shit #thank you anon!! #also sorry for double scene queen but she makes color song title so easy #and i was SO FUCKING HYPED FOR WIN WIN #esp after the banger that was barbie and ken #like fucking go off kings and queen tell the scene to go fuck itself #and it was PHENOMENAL to see live #also idk what driving songs are supposed to be i just like listening to shit that gets me pumped #anyway uh here u go! #send more numbers for more ajax rambling abt music <3

[yourbuddykermit]

ken anon fell asleep first

i win this round

#I WON #ITS ALMOST 5 AM #FUCK YOU KEN ANON #im loosing my mind #ive had at least 6 cherry cokes #oh my god

[frecklystars]

However I will say I’m very proud of myself today because normally my exposure therapy minimum is 30 seconds a day (starting very small and most of the time I can only handle 15 seconds at a time) but I just did ten full minutes. And then I took a short break and did another five minutes. The visual part is hard asf, that I only did for half a minute, but I focused on mainly audios today and listened to Imagine and Temporary Love by Ben Platt (songs I heavily associated with StarKeri) and I was shaking so bad the first few listens and I’m still jittery now, but. I think it genuinely helps a little bit over time. One of those things where you just keep doing it over and over and over and then gradually one day you realize “oh this doesn’t hurt as bad as it did”. This is so damn hard but I’m proud of myself for trying. Im taking such good care of myself too.

It helps IMMENSELY when I imagine Barbie and Ken holding my hands and standing right next to me and giving me encouraging nods and thumbs up. They’re both wearing their neon rollerblading outfits every single time, no I don’t know why that’s my default choice for them sjdhkshfj but it helps. I listened to Temporary Love and uh, before Everything Happened, I used to imagine just Starscream singing to me, us holding hands and floating in the stars together. It used to be my favorite song to associate with him. But since he’s a trigger now I couldn’t imagine Just Him. I have to imagine Barbie and Ken are there too, and that Starscream is taking it incredibly slow, no sudden movements, on his knees and being as gentle as possible. Hands in the air like please don’t look at me like that, im not going to hurt you, with the pained expression of I couldn’t imagine hurting you in the first place.

It helps a lot to imagine Barbie and Ken, my current Safe Characters™️, looking at these triggering characters and reassuring in the background “yes, they’re fine, they won’t hurt you”. I know Ken can be manipulated easily in certain aspects but I want to believe he wouldn’t be able to be manipulated by someone abusive. Barbie definitely wouldn’t be manipulated by anyone abusive either; she’s Barbie. They’d both recognize someone harmful and toxic when they’d see it, they’d know a betrayer immediately, no matter how cunning and how many times they try to use prettied words - they wouldn’t have let anything happen to me. They don’t see my abuser in Starscream, despite him being uhhh definitely a toxic character, he wouldn’t be toxic towards me, or at least that’s what they’d recognize. Yes Starscream is a betrayer, yes he’s despicable, yes he hurts people. But not me. That’s the whole point of self shipping, you’re the exception. “This one won’t hurt you,” they’d say, “This one isn’t going to hurt you like someone else did. This one is so, so safe, and if anything happens we’d stop it immediately, but we know we don’t have to. We know he’s never laying a hand on you. He is not your abuser. No, he isn’t lying when he says he won’t hurt you. We absolutely WOULD be able to tell if it’s all a ruse. This isn’t some constant betrayal in disguise that you had to endure because of someone else. You don’t have to be so tense, so scared. He’s safe. He’s safe. You’re safe. You cannot be anywhere safer, sweet girl”

#ptsd #vent #thinking about that anon sooo often where they said it was healthy for me to use other F/Os as a bridge to TF #like when I drew Plankton with STSC it didn’t shake me up as badly as if I tried to draw *just* STSC #and imagining myself being reassured by STSC doesn’t help me. but imagining Ken and Barbie WITH me #while STSC is reassuring me. that helps so much. #to have them say hey it’s okay he’s NOT gonna hurt you sweet girl #I am shaking so fucking bad lmfao I’m gonna eat dinner now #sorry to vent I’ll delete these later

[cieloclercs]

congrats on your 1K you deserve it‼️‼️

when you have the time could you write for lewis hamilton + nepo!reader ( male or female ) who is an actress / actor?

king of my heart — lewis hamilton

pairing. lewis hamilton x nepo baby!actress!reader

genre. social media au

face claim. gigi hadid

warnings. mentions of age gap, swearing, some online hate, lewis and reader are literally the hottest couple ever, daniel lowkey trolling lando, sex jokes ??, mixed up met gala years sorryyyy, some inaccuracies with race outcomes shshsh

author’s note. hello anon! thank you for being my first request for my 1k event 🥰 i wasn’t sure if you wanted an imagine style thing or not so i’ve gone for a social media au. hope that’s ok ! if not just let me know and i can redo this for you <3

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꒰꒰ ‧₊˚𝐎𝐉𝐈𝐓𝐎𝐒 𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐒 ─ 𝐋𝐇𝟒𝟒 ˚₊· ꒱꒱

─ summary . . . ❨ six years and still no ring leave people dropping not so sutle hints asking when are there favourite couple gonna tie the knot little do they knew my man lewis had a plan ❩ ─ pairing . . . ❨ lewis hamilton x fem! filipino! modle! gf! reader ❩ ─ genre . . . ❨ social media file ❩ ─ author note . . . . ❨ in honour of the second lewis gp this season here is a lewis offering to the people so enjoy and can't wait for the race so enjoy! ❩

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yourinstagram sweet time in paradise ☀️🍉🌺

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user I don't see a ring...😭

user LEWIS MAN UP AND GIVE MY GIRL A RING GOD DAME IT 🙄

user 🚨fauls alarm people he chickened out again🚨

user what do you mean my parents aren't together yet 😭😭😭

user my guy if you won't wife her...I will (I'm dead serious) 💀

user okay but can we talk about how stunning Y/N is in these pics liked by lewishamilton ⤷ user boy stop liking comments and go give my girl a ring 🙄 ⤷ user ya'll fr not letting lewis live this down😭😭

user this barbie's everything..... and he's ken 😌💅

user still can't belive these two ain't married yet 😭😭

user if these two don't get married love isn't real 💔

user love how the comments are just disspaionted that lewis hasn't proposed yet 😭😭😭

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user CONGRAT ON FINALLY GROWING SOME BALLS 😭☺️😌

user okay but can we talk about the fit?!?!?

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[thevestigeofvanillaan]

OKAYOKAY SO. IDEA 🤯

you know how kenny's super perverted? yeah so just imagine if you like tried to seduce him during class, like sending him specific images of you in the bathroom while hes sneaking on his phone in bio class..

im so creativ -🏩 anon

OMGOMG I LOVE THIS. you're so smart🥰.

you hadn't talked to kenny much. but that boy was a pervert.. and he was fine as fuck without that hood.

he had this instagram account where he would post these pictures of him. pictures of him fresh out of the shower, shirtless mirror pictures, etc. he was heaven sent.

this caused you to form a little crush on him. you had him on snapchat and saw him using his phone under the desk secretively in biology class.

"sir? can i use the bathroom real quick?" you ask to which he says yes and you leave the room with a smirk on your face.

entering the bathroom you go into the biggest stall and unzip your sweatshirt just a little to reveal the cleavage slipping from your bra. taking a quick snap before sending it to kenny.

you decide to take a few more and send them, the last one having the caption, "bio is boring.".

he opened them and left you on opened. you were about to head back to class and just as you exited the stall, kenny came into the bathroom.

"look at you, you little perv. coming into the girls room like this." you smirk and kenny takes off his hood. his blonde hair was all fluffy and messy.

"you're a little slut sending me those pictures when you're supposed to be class. huh, baby?" kenny smirks and walks over to you.

you laugh in a mumble with closed lips and he places his hands on your hips. "gettin' me hard in class.. who do you think you are?" he says lowly with a devious smirk on his face as he chuckles softly.

"mhmmhm." you giggle softly and peck his lips with grace, pulling him into the big stall you'd been in previously.

kenny shoves you against the wall as he aggressively kisses you, trailing down to your neck as he unbuttons your jeans, pulling them along with your baby pink thong down. he unbutton his own black ripped jeans and pulls them and his boxers down just enough for his large erect cock to spring from them.

moaning and lifting your legs, putting your feet against the wall so kenny can align himself with your entrance. "gotta be quick, ken."

he groans into your neck as he slides into your wet cunt. you squeeze your walls around him and he grips the wall, moving his head to rest in the crook of your neck.

kenny starts to move at a fast pace in and out of you. "fuck– kenny..!" you exclaim as quietly as you can.

"shsh, pretty." kenny chuckles softly, lifting his head out of your neck to bring his lips to yours. "you're close.. can feel ya."

"mhm.." you nod. you were so close.

"fuck baby 'm gonna cum.. cum with me baby."

and seconds later you felt your release.

the both of you redressed yourselves in silence. "real quick my ass." kenny chuckles as he puts his hood back on.

you giggle and roll your eyes before pulling to hood down just enough so you could peck his lips and whisper, "that was fun." before leaving the stall.

"i'll see you back at class." you giggle out as you leave the restroom.

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