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gh05st · 10 months

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Tanning with a grumpy Bucky :,)

just a little somethin (it’s nothing good i just was tanning myself and felt the need to live in a little fantasy, brain barf tbh) *insert ryan gosling photo*

warnings: none, just fluff tbh like tooth rotting fluff like so cheesy you might hurl. bucky’s dialogue is in blue! also both reader and bucky being assholes to eachother is just lovey lol.

“This sucks.”

“Bucky you’re the one who wanted to tan remember?”

“Yeah but then I remembered its super hot out…. i’m sweating…. i feel gross…. i should’ve just gotten a fake tan” he says, emphasizing that he’s sweating and bothered.

“cmon beefcake, remember what happened when you did get that fake tan?”

“oh god don’t remind me of the thong sweetheart i’ll get flashbacks.”

“HA I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THAT I WAS…” you remembered the people around you and corrected yourself by lowering your voice. “you never sent me a photo in it, i would’ve had that framed and mounted.”you giggled and he rolled his eyes. “I CALL YOU NALGON FOR A REASON!” You then noticed the eyes from others around you again.

Bucky always told you not to care but you hated when people judged. Truthfully you could care less about the judgment toward you but when it came to him you became the most protective person ever, and for good reason! He was amazing with you.

“Erm, honey?”

“Yeah Buck?”

“I think you forgot to get my thighs, yknow how bad it is when they’re burnt” he smiles, using that annoying ass charm he has to try and convince you.

“nice try dude but i specifically applied the high spf lotion the first run through, you’re not due for a “”re-rub”” until the clock hits 12:40 and it’s?” you pause and check your phone, “12:38- oh damn it” your hands go to your face.

“yeah you were starting to get all nerd on me that you forgot about the time, you forget my timing is always right baby.”

“don’t even start it old man, you wanna walk down that road i’ll go the full 150 miles!” you shoot back, playfully.

“Oh yeah? and i’ll go the full 6,000 miles!”

“yeah yeah sure whatever grandpa, did you remember to take your vitamins today? oh no… i distinctly remember making you take them AND making you breakfast.”

“are you sassing me, missy?” he lowers his sunglasses and raises a brow.

oh shit. oh fuck. OH SHIT.

you look away from his eyes,

“listen, let’s say hypothetically i was joking right….”

“my ass, you’re gettin thrown in that pool next time!” he jokes.

“NO PLEASE I NEED TO TAN TOO!”

he just chuckles and intertwines your hands together and strokes your hand with his thumb, as if instinct. it’s funny because he also forgot about the re-rub after doing that.

you don’t know why but after he relaxes again with a smile on his face you remember what it took to get here with him and you almost cry. all the one on one time, respect, and understanding with how difficult you could be according to others… he just wasn’t like the rest of em so you knew from the first time you talked to him that you were both fucked, in a good way.

#bucky imagine #bucky x reader #bucky fanfic #bucky barnes x reader #bucky barnes imagine #bucky fluff #bucky fic #they totally were bffs and became lovers

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hederasgarden · 2 years

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Summary: When your tinder date turns out to be a dumpster fire of a person, your evening is rescued by a handsome stranger. Pairing: Jacob Palmer x Plus Size!F!Reader Word Count: 1.3K Rating: Gen. Warnings for fat shaming, awful first dates and Jacob being super charming. A/N: No one wants this but IDC, I am lost in the Ryan Gosling sauce. Thank you N, @whatblogisthis216 and @hoe-on-the-range for looking this over! Title cred also goes to to Megan! Please comment and reblog if you enjoyed this.

“So, are we going to get out of here?” Your date asks abruptly.

“I’m sorry?” You question, setting down your half-finished martini.

“You can finish your drink. Then we should go.”

“Oh… this is the first date…?” you remind him, feeling a little uncomfortable under his expectant look. “We’re just getting to know one another.”

He huffs, pursing his lips in clear irritation. “Come on now. Let’s not do this. The whole coy girl routine might work with a less attractive guy, but we both know you want to come home with me. Girls like you always do.”

“Girls like me?” You question, a sinking feeling in your stomach.

He gives you a look, eyes slowly falling down your body. He doesn’t say anything but you know exactly what he means. That realization feels like a punch to the gut, all the air leaving your lungs.

“Don’t be offended, you’ve got a pretty face.” he adds, reaching up to touch your cheek. You jerk back, bumping into someone behind you. “I’m not trying to neg you, just stating the truth. I know you want the chance to be with me. Otherwise, you wouldn’t have swiped right.”

You can’t even formulate a response, embarrassed and ashamed all at once. The anger you feel is secondary to the humiliation. You press your lips together tightly, willing yourself not to cry even though you can feel that wave of emotion crawling up your throat.

“Hey, sweetheart. This guy bothering you?” A new voice asks.

You turn towards the sound, surprised to see a handsome blonde man looking intently at you. He’s dressed in an expensive suit that fits his body like a glove, highlighting his broad chest and slim hips. You stare at him, confused and surprised as he continues to watch you with steady blue eyes and a charming smile.

“Excuse me,” your date says, folding his arms across his chest.

The blonde man spares him a brief glance, lip curling up in obvious disgust.

“You’re excused,” he returns, sliding between the two of you smoothly. He doesn’t crowd your space, leaving a respectful distance between your bodies but he does effectively block your view of the other man. “Can I buy you a drink?” He continues like he didn’t just interrupt your date. “You look like a top shelf kind of girl.”

“I’m sorry…” you trail off.

“Oh, how rude of me. I’m Jacob,” he tells you, offering his hand as he raises the other to flag down the bartender. You accept it, compelled by good manners and habit. He smiles, fingertips stroking your palm briefly before pulling away. When he stares at you expectantly you realize he’s waiting for you to give him your name. After you tell him it, he repeats it back to you, keeping his smile.

“Ok dude, what the fuck?” Your date demands.

You had almost forgotten about him. Jacob half turns to face him, head cocked to the side. “Walk away,” he instructs. His tone is even but you can see the way a muscle in his cheek jumps.

“That’s my girl you’re talking to.”

“Let's ask her.” Jacob looks back at you. “This your guy, sweetheart?”

You hesitate to respond before shaking your head, aware more people have turned to watch what’s happening.

“Seems like she doesn’t agree. So… walk away.” Jacob encourages.

Your date looks around, the hand at his side shaking. He’s angry. For a second you think he might cause a scene, but then he blows out a harsh breath.

“Whatever, you can have her,” he says, backing away, muttering something under his breath that you don't catch. You suspect whatever he said isn’t kind and that’s confirmed by the way Jacob stiffens briefly. He doesn’t look back at you until your date disappears into the crowd.

“Some men have no class.” He shakes his head, offering a smile. “So about that shot. You like tequila?” He asks as the bartender stops in front of you.

“Uh… I think?” You offer as your brain tries to catch up with everything that's happened so far.

“Let’s find out,” he says with a wink.

He orders two shots of a tequila brand you’ve never heard of. You stare at the crisp 100-dollar bill he sets on the counter and then look back up at him. He seems so relaxed leaning against the bar like he's the one who's been on a date with you for the past hour and not a perfect stranger. Even though he's stupidly handsome you feel oddly at ease in his presence. Normally men that looked like that made you incredibly nervous.

“You don’t have to do this,” you tell him, tapping your fingers against the bar before you realize what you're doing. You curl your hand into a loose fist to stop the anxious gesture. There’s no way he was interested in you; he was just trying to help. “I mean, I appreciate it,” you rush to add when his brows raise. "You probably have a date or something else, um, going on."

“We don’t know each other well yet,” he says, stepping closer and dropping his hand to cover yours. “But sweetheart, I don’t do anything I don’t want to.”

The intense way he speaks coupled with the feel of his fingertips dragging over the back of your hand wakes your body up. An unexpected wave of desire rushes under your skin and you stare transfixed by his blue eyes . When he presses the shot into your hand a second later you take it and down it back automatically. You expect it to burn, but it’s smooth, leaving a trail of warmth from your mouth down to the pit of your stomach.

Jacob stares at you amused. “That was a 30 dollar shot.”

“Oh my god,” you cover your mouth embarrassed but he just laughs. “I was supposed to sip it wasn’t I?”

“No,” he says, knocking his back.

The brief appearance of his tongue when it sweeps along his bottom lip has your breathing turning shallow. Not even 10 minutes ago you were disgusted by your date's assumption that you’d go home with him and yet here you are, certain you’d leave with Jacob if he asked you to. He seems to know it too from the way his eyes sparkle as they wander down your body and back up to your face. It’s not the same kind of gross assessment of your date. It’s something softer but no less wanting.

“Why did you help me?” You blurt out, catching the both of you by surprise.

He shrugs and looks away. “That guy was a jerk. You don’t deserve to be treated that way. No one does.”

Hesitantly, you reach out and touch his arm. He looks back at you surprised. “You’re very kind, Jacob. Not a lot of people would have stepped in.”

“Sure they would have,” he dismisses.

“No, they really wouldn’t,” you insist, taking a step closer to him. “I…I know you’re just being nice, but I appreciate it.”

“I’m not always a good guy,” he tells you.

“I think you are.”

“You really are sweet, aren’t you?” he questions.

Something shifts in his expression, a subtle change in the tension of his jaw and the look in his eyes. He touches your cheek just like your date did, the catch of his calloused fingers against the soft skin sending your heart fluttering. For one wild second you think he’s going to kiss you but then he pulls away, shaking his head. Noise from the bar rushes back in and you’re aware of everyone else around you again. The charming smile is back on Jacob’s face as he signals for the bartender again. He pays the open tab left by your date before you can protest.

“You deserve better than us,” he tells you seriously, surprising you by leaning forward to brush his mouth over the corner of your lips.

The skin where his lips touched your tingles. He’s gone before you stop him, disappearing into the crowded bar like smoke in the air.

Tagging: @a-reader-and-a-writer @mrsroosterbradshaw02 @wildbornsiren @blue-aconite

#jacob palmer x reader #jacob palmer x you #crazy stupid love #ryan gosling fic

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spacesuitsforemergency · 4 years

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The 5th Wheel

Word Count: 1.5k

A/N: I made Eduardo kinda an asshole oops...in honor of now all 7 of my friends now having boyfriends/girlfriends! Really relating to my boy Virgil lately...don’t worry I’m doing fine, I’m an independent woman who don’t need no mans/woman’s! (Thought I WILL accept applications from Ava Ayala and Tye Longshadow👀. I GUESS I could make an exception) also there’s a tiny Powerman and Iron Fist cameo in here!

Virgil followed behind, like he always did. He watched as you and Eduardo talked Tye and Asami’s ears off about some stupid date you two went on. Virgil felt a pang in his heart when Eduardo leaned down and kissed you on the cheek, and his eyes drifted to Tye and Asami’s hands, fingers intertwined with each other.

He always felt left out, more lately than ever. Ever since you an Eduardo became a thing and Tye and Asami revealed they’d been dating the whole time. You were always doing “couple stuff” now. You always invited Virgil, but even when he was physically there with you all, he always felt like he wasn’t. Like now, you would often forget he was there. It hurt even more because he had always liked you, ever since escaping the Reach together. He wanted to make his move, but Eduardo had confided in him and told Virgil about his crush on you. Virgil, being the good best friend that he was, stepped back and even set you two up. It hurt to do, but he wanted his best friend and his crush to be happy.

He never let any of you know how he was feeling, though. He continued making jokes and teasing each couple, as if nothing was wrong. Virgil didn’t want any of you worrying about him, and he certainly didn’t want anybody to know he was pining after you. That would cause a whole bunch of drama he didn’t need, nor want.

When you all got to your destination, the skatepark, Tye shouted: “Virgil! I bet I can do a better 360 than you!”

“Oh, you’re on, man!” Virgil grinned, temporarily forgetting about his loneliness.

After him and Tye had their little competition (Tye won, of course. The bastard), Virgil just skated. Skateboarding always cleared his mind, let him focus on one thing for a little while that didn’t involve himself getting hurt. Well, emotionally that is.

“Oh shit!” Virgil suddenly realized he was speeding right at you, and before he could stop it, he crashed.

Virgil groaned as he got up, eyes widening when he realized where he was; on top of you, hands on either side of your head. He felt his face heat up as he heard Tye laughing, Eduardo rushing over to the both of you.

“Are you guys okay?” Eduardo asked, biting back his own laughter.

Virgil couldn’t move, he felt paralyzed. The girl he’d been in love with for almost a year now, was right below him, her face inches away from his. He wanted nothing more than to fill the gap and kiss her, but he couldn’t do that to you or his best friend.

“Virgil? You good?” You asked timidly, worried by the strange expression on his face. He was uncharacteristically quiet, and his eyebrows were furrowed in worry.

“Um...Yeah, Uh...I’m sorry.” He quickly climbed off of you. Eduardo was staring at him, both concern and irritation in his eyes.

“Dude, what’s up?” Eduardo asked, suspicious of his best friends behavior.

“Uh...what?” Virgil asked, panic rising in his stomach. He was already flustered from being so close to you, and now his friend was starting to put the pieces together.

“You...are you serious?!” Eduardo started to get angry, realizing his friends feelings for you.

He’d always suspected it, Eduardo wasn’t blind. He could see even the tiniest glint of hurt in Virgil’s eyes whenever he kissed you or brought you up in conversation. What he didn’t know was how long Virgil had liked you, but if he did he would’ve gone a whole lot easier on him.

“What’s wrong with you, dude?” Eduardo glared at Virgil.

“What is going on?” Asami asked, looking between the two boys.

“Virgil’s a creep!” Eduardo spat, then erupted into curses directed at him. He was rapidly speaking in Spanish, so fast none of the Runaways could understand what he was saying.

“And you’re a dick!” Virgil yelled in his face.

“You’re the one who can’t get a girlfriend so you have to try and steal mine!” Eduardo snapped.

“Lalo!” You scolded.

Virgil became enraged, it felt like a stab to the heart. A kick in the gut. He shoved Eduardo back, making his best friend angrier and throw a punch towards him. Virgil dodged it, swinging back and punching Eduardo in the face. Eduardo held his now bloody nose, before kneeing Virgil in the stomach.

“Hey! That’s enough!” Tye yelled at them, grabbing the backs of their hoods and prying them off each other. “You’re acting like children!”

“What is the matter with you two?” You scolded them, Asami rolling her eyes in disapproval.

“Man, let go, man!” Virgil swatted Tye’s hand off of him, not taking his stare off of Eduardo. “You’re such as asshole, dude! You’re lucky I’m such a nice person or I guarantee you never woulda gotten with her in the first place!”

“Excuse me?” You cross your arms and raise an eyebrow at him.

“Man, you’re all blind! Y/N, I’ve liked you ever since the Reach, man! In fact, I was about to tell you but then Eduardo told me he liked you! So I stepped back, cause I’m a good friend! Unlike you, dude! None of y’all hardly notice me anymore, it’s all double dates now! I’m done!”

Virgil shook his head, grabbed his skateboard and stormed off. You all watched him leave, shocked at his outburst. Virgil was such a chill and cool guy, he’s never been angry in his life.

Eduardo felt like a jerk, he didn’t even realize what Virgil had been going through this whole time. Some best friend he was...

“We really messed up.” Tye finally let go of Eduardo’s hood, realizing he was still holding him back.

“I gotta go talk to him.” Eduardo mumbled, stepping on his skateboard and grabbing it.

Eduardo rushed after Virgil, running to the street corner he saw him disappear behind. He didn’t see Virgil anywhere, but knew where he was headed.

Eduardo skated down the street, arriving at an old school diner, Luke and Danny’s. This was him and Virgil’s personal hangout, they liked the vibe and the burgers. He walked in, seeing Virgil sitting at the bar counter with a soda. Eduardo went to the jukebox and played ‘No Scrubs’ by TLC, which was the song him and Virgil would play on repeat just to see how many times they could before Luke or Danny banner them from playing another song. Their high score was 8.

Virgil turned around when he heard the song start to play, sending a glare at Eduardo. He turned back around, ignoring him as he sat in the seat beside him.

“Dr. Pepper, please?” Eduardo asked Luke, the waiter behind the counter.

“What are you doing here?” Virgil asked, venom dripping in his voice.

“Just chillin.”

“Cut the crap, man. What do you want?” Virgil rolled his eyes, looking at anything but Eduardo.

“I wanted to apologize, esé.” Eduardo said quietly as Luke set down the glass of sizzling Dr. Pepper. “I didn’t know.”

“I know that.” Virgil scoffed.

“I’m serious, Virgil.” Eduardo looked at him. “I was way out of line. If I had known you liked her first I would’ve-“

“No dude. She likes you. There’s nothing either of us can do about that. This isn’t anyone’s fault, I overreacted.”

“No you didn’t. I was a total Tonto del culo, vato.” Eduardo said as Virgil finally looked him in the eyes, expression softening.

“Yeah, you were.” He gave a small grin. “Sorry for punching you in the face.”

“Sorry for kicking you in the balls.”

“You wish you did, dude.” Virgil chuckled.

“I’m serious though, for leaving you out. None of us realized we were doing that. I promise it’s not gonna happen again.”

“Of course it’ll happen again, y’all can still go on double dates Y’know. Just make sure to invite me once in awhile.”

“We cool?” Eduardo held out a hand.

“We’re cool.” Virgil smiled, taking his hand and half hugging him.

“Any food today, boys?” Luke asked, drying some dishes.

“Usual, man.” Eduardo nodded.

“Got it.” Luke nodded before handing off a ticket to the chef, Danny.

“So, how are you and Y/N?” Virgil asked.

“We don’t have to talk about-“

“Nah, I want to, man.” Virgil interrupted him.

“We’re doing fine. Took her to that dumb Ryan Gosling movie that just came out.”

“Man, you don’t like Ryan Gosling?” Virgil raised an eyebrow.

“Not when he’s shirtless and that’s why she wanted to see it!” Eduardo exclaimed, making Virgil laugh.

It was good to have his friend back, even if they were only fighting for a whole half an hour. Virgil even got some closure over you, maybe he’d move on soon. He had to eventually, nothing was gonna get in the way of their friendship. Not even a girl.

#dc #young justice #virgil hawkins #eduardo dorado jr #asami koizumi #tye longshadow #yj runaways #eduardo dorado jr x reader #luke and dannys #powerman and iron fist

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ghosty-schnibibit · 5 years

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slightly late liveblog because i took the time to relisten to the last ep first :P

new taz just in time for the head cold that's been thoroughly kicking my ass for the last week to finally subside, nice. i have no idea wtf is going to happen in this ep and i am both excited and afraid, here we go!

slightly worried based on the ep description but not too much

jfc i'm glad i relistened to the last ep or the muffy and winthrop would have thrown me off so much otherwise

awww, buds :')

an army of forestry friends :D

i know i've been avoiding making gravity falls comparisons but damn if this isn't giving me so many weirdmageddon vibes

ilu travis

yes please check on billy, i miss him

aww ned :'(

oh no, what's wrong with billy???

tamagotchi npcs

how is the goat man playing ffvii what the fuck

duck what the shit my dude

oh right i forgot he was in ryan gosling form

"or at least the first form that you met of his" ... and i just remembered that he's a white glowey dude on the inside and am now immediately scared for duck :|

GRIFFIN WHAT THE FUUUUCK

THIS IS SO FUCKING SAD JESUS CHRIST

... he's from a planet somewhere in between? is there a place between the planets linking the... this is the gateway we saw when the shapeshifter tried to portal away!!! that's what he's talking about!!!!!

THERE'S A GATEWAY, IT'S A GATEWAY, THEY NEED TO SHUT OFF THE GATEWAY PLANET TO SHUT OFF THE CONNECTION BETWEEN SYLVAIN AND EARTH

griffin you've made me cry over a goatman disguised as ryan goseling who can only say “duck” and “pizza”, how the fuck have you done this

oh my god this music

DUCK HOLY FUCK I'M FUCKING CRYING

rip billy ; _ ;

GIVE ME THE OTP TRAVIS

i can understand why she’d react that way to be fair

janelle ships it lmao

lovable ragamuffin

jesus trav you didn't have to go straight into deathmode

... can they though??? my one criticism of this arc is that griffin has been super unclear as to what the people who've been exiled from sylvain did to get exiled in the first place, and not knowing sort of dampens the stakes because i don't know how to feel about it. now it sounds like the quell is partially why, but i don't understand how dani or any of the other sylphs could have done anything related to the quell bad enough to warrant banishment. okay, mini rant over, back to the liveblog

thank you for bringing us back to shipping and away from meta aubrey

"okay well now i have to live!" mood

YAAAAAAY :DDD

there is literally an ikea catalogue next to me on my bed r/n lol

aubrey ilu my baby but the rambling, my sweet heart please shush

justin ilu so much holy shit

this is so good clint, hell yes

arlo thacker is a man after my own heart

god this is such good character building holy shit

did thacker drag an extension cord out into the woods with his macbook

nice, full success! go thacker :D

... this is fucking horrifying, jesus

god this music is so good but i am so scared

this is where aubrey and janelle were!!!

this has been so emotional so far, damn

yay! i bought the gn on it's first day out hoping it would get number one again ^u^

is it just me or does griffin sound really tired???

... taz what now? is that the board game?

only about 20 minutes left, lets see how this resolves

i think the woods would probably be a good idea... it depends on what role they're best prepared to go for, stealth or manipulation

i like that justin always avoids metagaming at all costs and gives us more dialogue in the process

griffin will find a way to make things go wrong aubrey

thank you for that griffin lmao

well that's not great :|

YEP, NOT GREAT

thank you thacker holy shit

don't chance it aubrey, you have no luck left, please do not chance it

"we can all do things minerva" ilu aubrey

YES THEY ARE YOU USED ONE ON THACKER WHEN HE GOT LOOSE DURING THE TREE ARC

OH NO THAT SOUNDS BAD

NOPE, THEY ARE COMPLETELY FUCKED

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

"this has gone so bad so quickly" NO SHIT GRIFFIN

i've never used a flare gun before i have no idea if that's good or bad

i love you duck newton holy shit

"camera time's over" ilu barclay

... why do i get the feeling that hard move is gonna come real quick from the tone of griffin's voice

griffin what are you about to do

aww barclay :'(

it's stern isn't it

DUCK PLEASE DO NOT DIE HOLY SHIT

OKAY BUT ALSO MAYBE DON'T CLEFT THIS MAN IN TWAIN

oh no this is so bad, this has gone so bad

t a r p o

YEAAAAH HORNETS :D

god that’s fuckin badass

this was a really emotional ep holy shit!!! still plenty of good goofs and dramatic cool moments to balance out the sad parts but damn. i'm a bit more excited now that they've got a plan laid out to get to the gate, but still worried as hell that they’re all gonna beef it lmao.

anyways, see you guys next week!

#taz #taz amnesty #taz spoilers #the adventure zone #ghosty liveblogs taz

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warmbeebosoftbeebo · 5 years

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Top list of Small things that Bren does/says that get really you going?? Goooooo

smiles

bum wiggles

booty pops, him showing off his ass (fuck i bet women esp sarah have ridden it)

smoochies to the camera

winks

lookin like a lil boy

the HIGH (like soprano level goddamn son) notes on songs like say amen, when he sings mariah carey, etc

when his eyes are all soft

wearing big sweaters esp the thumbhole one

shy, flirty, even demure looks n grins

sexy talk to the crowd: those let’s get it on riffs vices era, saying he wants to make out with all of them, that he bets if he got some of them alone, they’d be freaks, that guys are included too, naked massages with oils, that he’d take pussy on his face…

him topless

his dancing/movements to the music

sticking his tongue out

his giggle

talking when he’s nervous

looking like muscle beach while looking so HAPPY N LIL N OVERJOYED N LOVING MAKING PEOPLE HAPPY

his use of memes

when he n the interviewer make plans for after the interview (cuddles, drinks, more chatting)

his :D face

his campiness

how he looks adoring n sweet n smooshy at people he likes/loves/crushes on (or used to) like sarah, dillon, dallon, ryan, halsey, jake sinclair

him playing instruments esp piano n drums (guitar, bass, synths is good too but he really gets into drumming n those periscopes where he plays piano!)

him taking requests during periscopes n singing songs off the cuff usually very well

when he hugs people

stripping at summerfest

his crushes on ryan n dallon

when he talks about his mama

when he’s with his mama/being a mama’s boy

the dress up box

being on broadway, the friends he’s made there, how it changed him

when he tears up

when he tells us he’s feeling anxious

posing with fans

singing randomly

his o-faces, frequently looking aroused on stage

his adhd acting up

his thighs

his lil bulge

his tight pants

his awkward, nervous, often goobery talk on stage (n off stage to a lesser exent)

his obvious crushes on celebs freddie mercury, ryan gosling, jessica alba

the lil strips of hair between his titties n on his lower belly

coming out (pun intended) with hurricane, one of the bi-est/pan-est songs in the history of song, in 2011

his cute lil face that you wanna smooch

him being a tiny boy even tho he’s taller than me

the fact that girls smaller than he can carry him piggy back

king of the clouds

the dimples in the small of his back n the crest of his ass n the lil bit of love handles

when his hair is all fouffy n has no product in it

his soft hands, skin

him on pot (whether goofy or calm)

“wear me out, pleased to please ya…”

“I’d never heard a better sound coming out than when you’re whimpering my name from your mouth”

“i’m gonna keep getting underneath you”

his voice in lying…

when he’s bouncy

when he’s sleepy

when he’s sleeping

that he loves eating pussy

his tiny lil nips

“i like people. if a person’s good i’m into that person. if a dude’s hot, dude’s hot. there are some good looking dudes out there.”

that he likes his hair being tugged

his luscious, kissable (clit sucking) lips

him drawing attention to his lips and/or tongue, aware what we’ll be thinking

him being a goober

being sarah’s sweet boy

“i’m gonna pull my dick out n make out with a guy”

playing with puppies

that he’s only daddy to bogart n penny lane

him styling, washing his bandmates/friends hair

his puppy dog eyes

“it kind of hurts but i’m kind of into it,” his reaction to being tasered

telling guys to go down on their girlfriends at his concerts

him looking blissed out

his pettable smoochable silky lil cock

house of memories

the fact that you can tell he loves performing, making music

…holy fuck, i’ll stop now before i write a book

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easterwings · 7 years

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I was tagged by @jiksax! Thank you, love!

Who are three writers/artists who’ve been most influential on your style/taste? @magicalrocketships because you don’t write Tomlinshaw and not get influenced by all that brilliance, Charles Dickens because I’ve spent a lot of time listening to recordings of his books and I’ve picked up and started using a lot of his sentence structures (the dialogue tag “returned” in my writing is lifted directly from him), and The Airborne Toxic Event because I love what they do with music and words and if you look at any of my fic playlists, they’re guaranteed to be on there.

What’s the fanwork you’re proudest of and why? One Blink and Then My Heart Hands down. Because second chance stories are my favorite thing in the entire world probably, but in this one I just wanted two people who found each other again and no one was the villain and they were just in a better place to get together again. And there’s gentle teasing but they’re so fond of each other and they look after each other and it’s not finished but the nearest thing I’ve ever read to it, to that sort of chemistry, is that wonderful Big Bang fic by @bigbrotherlouis (And I’ve probably read One Blink and Then My Heart three times but shhhhh.)

Tell me a secret. I told someone very recently that things were okay, but that was a lie.

What sort of music would you put on a sex playlist? “How It Starts” by The Features, maybe also “Slow Hands.” I like something with a good rhythm.

What’s your favorite lyric? We grow old all at once // And it comes like a punch // In the gut, in the back, in the face from “All At Once” by TATE. I don’t think there’s a truer lyric.

What’s on your bucket list? I don’t have a bucket list, but before I kick it I’d like to know that my kids are going to be okay when I’m not around.

What’s the most irritating thing to you about fandom? The idea that we’re entitled to more of his private life than what our fave shares with us. My fave is Louis, and I know way more about his private life than I know about Mikel Jollett or Anna Bulbrook’s (both from TATE) and he’s so much younger than they are and it pisses me off sometimes. Some things he’s shared but a lot of things he hasn’t, and it bothers me that people won’t let him keep some of those things for himself.

What’s your biggest fear? That I’m not good enough. That for some people I will do to talk to until the person they’re much more interested in comes around and starts talking to them. That I’m a placeholder.

What’s a book or fic you wish you’d written? Japan Fic. I have so many ideas but they seem to prefer to live in my head.

Fuck, marry, kill, go on a cruise with: Ryan Gosling, Harry Styles, Amanda Seyfried, James Corden. Kill Ryan Gosling (I only know that you were in The Notebook and I’m sure you’re lovely but also sorry my dude), Fuck Amanda Seyfried (because heck yeah, she’s gorgeous), Go On a Cruise Ship With Harry Styles (So I can yell “Fuck off Nigel” or the equivalent with him) and Marry James Corden (because he is the loveliest, most delightful human and he’d make me laugh and still hold my hand when we’re both old and disgusting).

What’s a band you wish you’d been in? I wish I knew how to play the violin so I could have been in The Airborne Toxic Event.

I thought of questions this time! I’m going to tag: @ihadalittletroubleintintingclass @thingsicant-even @81199breakfast @allwaswell16 @im-here-sammy @napoleon-ln-rags @stylingmrstyles @carswinky @robotcorsair @dictacontrion @citycrushed @lirryonce and in case you guys want to go again, @dearmrsawyer @writsgrimmyblog and @alligatornyc But none of you have to do it and if you’re reading this and want to, please consider yourself tagged.

What does your favorite pair of shoes look like?

What was the last thing you read? Book, fic, doesn’t matter. Did you like it? Do you think I should read it?

What kind of names do you like for a pet? Do you like people names or the more cutesy ones?

Do you fall asleep easily when you go to bed?

Do you have a favorite sandwich? If so, what is it?

Do you like your singing voice?

What is your opinion on Marmite?

Why did you choose your current tumblr icon?

What is your preferred social media platform and why?

If you’ve sent someone an anon message and they take forever to get back to you but when they do come back it’s with a very long, detailed answer, how upset are you likely to be?

Share a happy memory (please).

#about #also if you want to send me book/fic recs then you are more than welcome to #i can't promise that i will get to them right away but i love being recced things

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hi!! idk who else to ramble my thoughts to but the ken brainrot is in full force. i hope this is ok 😭😭 but i cannot stop thinking about ken's expression right after the 'SUBLIME!!' scene when barbie goes 'yay! :))' and walks in the mojo dojo casa house. and this man. just puts his hand on his chest, sighs in relief and just fuckin has the most obvious heart eyes face i've ever seen. this boy is WHIPPED I'M😭😭

tbf i'd be like that too if barbie said 'please' in that voice. she is so 🥺

HI IT'S ALWAYS OKAY TO TALK ABOUT THE BARBIE MOVIE IN MY INBOX IT'S ALWAYS WELCOME!!!!!!! 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

BARBIE'S LITTLE "PLEASE" AND HER STEPPING CLOSER TO HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT HER BC SHE'S BARBIE AND SHE'S SO PRETTY AND SHE SMELLS SO GOOD AND SHE'S LOOKING RIGHT AT HIM 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 you're right man I'd honestly pass out if she looked at me like that SDLFJKSLFSDF

AND him sighing in relief is so telling about how. like. he doesn't even want any of this patriarchy shit, you can tell how everything he does is really truly sincerely for Barbie and how much he's lost himself over trying to be with her. he wants the Kens to be recognized and respected, yes, but most of what he's doing is all for Barbie's respect specifically. he's relieved that she's finally under the "spell", relieved that the things in the Real World that are forcing (in his POV) women to cater to men, is finally working in BarbieLand ...Kendom... KendomLand? and you spend so much time seeing him be such a jackass in this later half of the movie, and it's that sigh that tells you it's not his true personality. he's just some stupid hot dude with an obsession for his girlfriend he was literally molded for. and horses. and he's never run anything before and he doesn't love doing it but he's doing it because what else is he rly supposed to do... he's already made this tremendous screwup and he just keeps rolling with it because WHAT ELSE can he do if he's SO FAR GONE NOW he can't just say "oh nevermind guys I change my mind" so he keeps going and isn't this supposed to be great? isn't this supposed to make him feel so good? but he doesn't feel good. it doesn't feel great. how empty has he felt up to this point? when Gloria and Barbie and Sasha are all talking while Barbie is kicking off her pastel blue clothes, having her existential crisis while Gloria is trying to explain "that's life", you can see Ken in the background dropping to his knees and curling over himself, hugging himself, looking at the floor. and Tall Ken is trying to get him to stand up but Ken won't budge. how long was he hurting over it? kicking Barbie out of her house, throwing out her clothes, brainwashing her friends, he's convinced himself surely she won't come back after he did all of that. they can't even be friends after this. like that other Ken who said "I don't even care about being Ken anymore, I just miss my friend Barbie," our Beach Ken was probably having similar thoughts. he just misses his friend Barbie. he's fucked everything up so monumentally and it's hitting him so hard in that moment.

and then. and then. Barbie shows up. she's at his door to his dreamhouse mojo dojo casa house. batting her lashes. smelling like cupcakes, probably. pleading to be his long term long distance low commitment casual girlfriend. he's beyond relieved. he thinks all of this isn't for nothing if Barbie can just finally look at him. not even with love in her eyes, but to just look at him and simply want to be in his life. finally it's her holding onto every word he says, finally it's her looking at him the way he used to look at her. AND IT'S ALL!! PACKED!!! INTO THAT SIGH, THAT LITTLE SMILE, THE HAND PRESSED TO HIS CHEST AUGH

all of that aside ---- he looks like such a snack in his denim ripped sleeve outfit, I'm sorry. I'm absolutely weak for Ryan Gosling's smolder and Ken flexing his muscles while brooding and spewing the most bullshit nonsense about "kendom. land. kendomland. land of the free of the men... kendomland" is the hottest thing in the world. NOTHING going on upstairs ❤

#barbie movie spoilers #and i swear to god me obsessing over ken isnt me missing the point of the movie #I JUST REALLY LOVE A HOT MAN WHO CRIES. OKAY #anonymous #asks #💕 I'll fight for you!! - ̗̀🐎🏖️✨ ̖́-

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