#fuck them american kids

[azpiiicueta]

#novak djokovic #djokovic #nole #he did what he had to do! #fuck them american kids #tennis #uso 2023 #mine*

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

Halloween prompts year 2 day 15

Hood remained silent, even as he clenched the gun tightly in his hand. He hadn't even seen a hint of green portals or blond elfs but 200 witnesses couldn't all be wrong.

All of them had stated that a white haired meta with a gas mask was working with a blond elf with a leaf mask and that they had been the ones kidnapping the kids and teens of Gotham.

Jason had heard stories of fairies snatching kids and infants, sometimes swapping them out with a sickly one of thier own. But there were no trades that Jason knew of. Only missing kids.

Hell, all of the biggest child gangs around Crime Alley and the Narrows were gone.

As in gone gone. Not a single member was left nor any trace of where they could have been taken to. As much as he hated to admit it, he might need to ask for help from the Justice League Dark...

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Link stared down at the kids from his rooftop perch.

They looked...cleaner. Happier. They had gained a healthy amount of weight, no longer stick thin and weak looking. They had season appropriate clothing without holes and others hidden away in chests and armours for the coming seasons far off from now.

His spirit friend, Phantom, had panicked a bit after he realized what they were doing was trafficking, but calmed down once he pointed out that these kids would have a much better life in Hyrule than they would have had in the rotting trashpit that was Gotham.

If they would have lived much longer at all

Still, thier presence here was mutually beneficial. Hyrule had lost over 80% of its population in the Great Calamity and they were no where close to regaining the population they once had. All of thier forts, training areas, ect were specifically targeted and destroyed in the attacks and gardians and monsters were left in the ruins to ensure they could not rebuild what was lost

Which led to the bigger issues at hand. All the empty occupations.

The castle, and thus castle town, were ground zero for the disaster that wiped out the Hylian peoples. With it many businesses and trades were lost. Hyrule had few soldiers and those they did have desperately needed armor, weapons and training.

That wasn't all. Hudson construction had attempted to repair Castle town and eventually the castle, but they were wood workers, not stone masons. They knew little of the craft that was needed.

There were lessons and information in the castle archives covering most of the jobs and trades, as well as how to proform them, but the princess didn't see it as a priority. They didn't have the people necessary to teach these crafts and the castle and town surrounding wasn't really a priority anyway. Not with all the people who still needed help around the kingdom.

Phantom helped a lot too. Other than helping them build towns for the kids (the child gangs actually really liked having a town all to themselves) he did a lot of other random jobs around the kingdom, much like Link himself.

Unfortunately, his next trip to Gotham lead to a run in with the "Red Hood" and the phrase, "Was that a fucking fruit grenade?!" Link did not know what the word "Fucking" meant but the Hood man would not tell him. He is learning a lot of new words from this guy, words that Phantom appearently didn't like cause he loudly scolded Red Hood like a naughty child the first time they met. It was hilarious to see this tiny 15 year old tell off a giant tank of a man.

Link couldn't see the mans expression due to the odd red helm the man wore, but he could tell he was cowed, even if just a bit. Then he began speaking to someone who wasn't there while pressing his finger to the side of his helm where his ear should be. Is Red Hood ill? Does he have a mind sickness like the ones Phantom told him of when describing his parents? Or is this something Link doesn't yet understand...either way he doesn't think he's getting more children for Hyrules future in this trip...or anytime soon if those ominous masked people landing on the rooftops around them had any say in the matter.

#halloween prompts #dpxdc #prompts #fanfiction prompts #danny phantom #danny fenton #red hood #legend of zelda #batman #child gangs #tw guns #tw cussing #Link learning to say fuck #totk has FRUIT GRENADES HEHEHEHE #tw human trafficking #link has to fight or escape the bats with Danny #danny is the reason link can travel dimentions now via ferrying him places #Jason is super pissed about the street kids going missing and even more worried about them #meanwhile they're having the time of thier lives in psudo paradise #they still have school tho which sucks even if its not anywhere as bad as American schools and actually kinda fun #cussing #tw: cussing #post totk #tw weight #tw weight gain

[yardsards]

hysterectomies should be easy to just call your doctor and schedule one for next week and only cost one hundred dollars. like spaying a cat.

#eliot posts #this is jokes i KNOW it's more complicated for humans bc of how our hormone cycles work #so hysterectomies (especially full ones where you get the ovaries removed) can have unwanted side effect #BUT AT THE SAME TIME #the way medical misogyny (as well as good ole overly expensive american healthcare) makes them unnecessarily hard to get #''but what if you want BABIES some day'' no thanks. fuck them kids. #''but what if your FUTURE HUSBAND wants BABIES'' someday. no thanks. not into men. #(and trying to pressure me to carry a child for them would be grounds for divorce to me anyways. fuck you im not a baby machine.) #this post brought to you by: i feel like i got hit by a fucking bus after last night's cramp incident #i want this thang GONE

[craycraybluejay]

reportedly little kids are calling each other gay as an insult just like in the early 2000s now with the added bonus of calling each other trans as an insult

#queerphobia #queerphobic culture #the culture is bad. it is bad. schools need to crack down on discrimination and bullying #they never do #american education system #do better #transphobes #generational hate #hate has no place in educational facilities more than anywhere #hopefully i can one day be a speaker at schools and campaign against it #but like. come on. teachers and staff do BETTER. the kids dont know better so TEACH THEM #thats your JOB #istg they witness the kids harassing another kid and calling them gay/trans like its a dirty word and dont DO anything about it #stop hate #anti bullying #teach your children #not to fucking harass each other #it is heartbreaking that they don't have anyone teaching them kindness

[disast3rtransp0rt]

I have gotten the opportunity to be the Safe Queer Adult for several teens while substituting at a high school and it has been the most incredible experience. I am beyond thankful for each and every exhausting moment and I need to vent some positivity.

I am so grateful for the two closeted-ish trans kiddos who anxiously shared their information in whispers after hearing me say "You can call me Miss or Mister, I don't care." and now regularly swing by my room just to hear their actual names/pronouns used with joy. And I'm grateful for the 14 year old lesbian (who will absolutely build her future wife a she-shed from scratch someday) who heard me say "my girlfriend" and immediately stopped fucking around in class and started turning in assignments/chatting with me at my desk/asking her more studious friends for help focusing. I'm even grateful for the conservative boy who started thinking about how his words impact other people after I said one of his offhanded homophobic comments really hurt my feelings - cause he spends every morning before school in my room chatting even though I'm not his teacher. He hadn't known I was queer until that moment, but other students did, and the awkward silence must have made him think.

Cause I'm the Cool Substitute. The one who will work with you about extensions and let you have test corrections without jumping through extra hoops. I know from living through both sides of the relationship that respecting kids and showing them patience is the best and fastest way to ensure empathetic, confident adults.

They know how dearly I treasure each nervously extended phone screen covered with prom dress pinterest ideas and transitional haircut options. They can rely on how hype I will get over their 3-second "new haircut glamour pose" when they walk into class. It costs me nothing to give an exhausted athlete a 1 day extension on his project after 2 consecutive basketball games. Kindness goes so far, but especially with kids, and I hope this little rant can reach some people who need to see it.

To quote Dr. Chuck Tingle, "The inertia of all things is toward love."

#teaching #teacher rant #the kids are alright #the kids will be alright #if we help and support them #and stop ridiculing them for the mistakes of the adults in charge of their lives #for fucks sake they barely have a handle on their own autonomy by 16 #teenagers #respect goes both ways #american education system

[biblicallyaccurateslut]

Not every unpleasant experience you have is a trauma. However, I think we can all agree that not getting tickets to the eras tour is the biggest trauma anyone can have

#gaylor #taylor swift #gaylor swift #kaylor #and you are telling me people bought like six tickets #and there is people without even one #and most of them are greedy american who are going to come to europe to see her again #are you fucking kidding me #is the selfiness for me #the eras tour #the eras tour tickets #ticket master

[queer-spectre]

Did I just spend the last hour sending emails to American politicians abt the anti-trans bills? Yeah. Feel free 2 do the same if u have the energy. I keep telling myself it's just emails but it's better than nothing. I'm just trying to start local and work my way out. Fuck.

#ayy nothin like america right?? work until 10 pm come home and yell at ur senators 🙂 #i try to send encouraging words to Allies etc too bc I think that's also important -- I know it's the bare minimum for them to protect ppls #freedoms but I also know that it can be a thankless job in this fucking country #idk what else to do man. i send donation money when I can manage if and send a lot of emails . it's not enough and I know it #living as a visible + aggressively out person is resistance in of itself and I know that. i know that. #me repeating to myself rn: local first. community is how we do this. #but there are trans kids in Florida and Montana and tenessee and everywhere that might not live long enough to build community and #and I don't know what to do about that except flounder hopelessly. i really don't. i really really don't #American politics #personal post #politics #anti trans legislation

[chaoticbuggybitchboy]

Apparently there’s people who don’t like The Kids From Yesterday. Apparently there’s people who don’t like Danger Days at all. This is. Heartbreaking and disturbing on a fundamental level.

#okay I can get it not being ur fave album like sure fine but #perfectly reasonable for it to be not something you’ll actively seek out cause there’s a lot of other music #sure fine whatever #but like #actively disliking any of that album???? or any of their songs tbh??? #completely bonkers don’t get it #especially the kids from yesterday?????? #specifically that one????? #out of all of them I would expect people to specifically dislike Destroya??? or goodnight Dr death because it’s #deas ass just the American national anthem #like????? #I can understand not being thoroughly obsessed with it I guess but like?????? #Idek fucking mind boggling that anyone would not adore the kids from yesterday #that song makes me incredibly emotional every time I think about it tbh #chaoticbuggybitchboy #mcr #mcr danger days #the kids from yesterday #mcr the kids from yesterday

[bombusbombus]

Some pretty silly takes coming out of Batman fandom as to what it's like to be raised by a British person. Bruce wouldn't be unable to speak with an American accent—he's been surrounded by American accents his whole life, and he'd probably avoid drawing unwanted attention.

Much more likely he'd tell his friend at school that he had "rocket salad" for lunch and 20 years later it's the only thing that person remembers about him so they STILL tell that not-actually-funny 'story' to everyone at high society parties. At every party. Until Bruce regularly fantasises about hitting them with an actual rocket.

#clark thinks bruce is in love with his childhood friend from the immediate physiological response upon seeing him #bruce is actually about to have a hate aneurysm because Charles is going to tell the fucking arugula story again isn't he #like it's cute to think of Bruce as having an accent #but that stuff is bullied/peer pressured/unconsciously trained out of 99% of kids under the age of 12 #my dad moved young enough that his accent switched to american (& switches back in England) #so I didn't have a parent with a real accent #but I had several other second generation friends (british and otherwise) whose parents had accents #and they didn't have accents either. after being raised their whole lives by people with them. #most kids rely more on their peers and local culture for reference than their adult. consciously or not. #BUT!! so many people are missing out on the other second generation stuff! #I bet he learned his spelling from Alfred #I bet Alfred tried very hard not to use slang but still used regional terms #so 8 year old Bruce would run into the kitchen and ask for a bacon butty #and Alfred would be like. only if it has vegetables in it. I can add lettuce #and then Bruce would make a face because Alfred always adds too much lettuce and not enough butter

[aeolianblues]

one last thing I will say on that topic. Americans getting upset about you calling out Zionism. When you're not talking about Judaism or in fact, about religion at all. When you're talking about a national military funded by a country that has been dropping bombs on the middle east since the 1980s. But then I suppose when people who are so so so comfortable with equating a whole religion, or further a whole entire group of multiple ethnicities, with simply 'terrorism', are criticised on any aspect of their wrongdoings of course they must think we're talking about their whole religion. Literally every word is a projection.

#I lost all respect for that person honestly. I used to think they were quite cool. I put up with a lot of blatantly horrendous shit thinking #'surely it's only a defensive thing. Surely they're only talking about the sadness within their community rather than actively supporting #the mass killings of thousands of people. Surely they're a teacher they've got to have that empathy with kids being murdered' #No! The fucking full clownshow. And now I've been feeling like an idiot all day— like why did I go 'let it slide' x 100 #why should *they* walk away feeling like they've got some sort of moral superiority here and why should I feel like I've been struck down? #Why am I the idiot that didn't block them four months ago #Anyway sorry to everyone who's had to watch me spam about one (1) negative interaction *all day long* it will subside soon #I'm just stinging from the fucking. Utter blindness. #We've always said someone's comfort doesn't override someone else's right to survival #as a literal genderqueer person they KNEW that. They'd uttered the same fucking sentence #but alas the pinkwashing that makes me so frustrated with Americans sometimes. It magically doesn't apply where racism is concerned ✨😃 #The US really is bombs dropped by rainbow-painted aircrafts; that meme should not be this accurate #anyway I'm glad that person is not in my life anymore. I'm glad my dash has one less abomination to repeatedly show up on it #and I have every right to be angry and I will be. I just won't bother you lovely folks with it

[thelaurenshippen]

bill hader wins the prize for being the first person to ever make me spontaneously yell 'oh you're fucking KIDDING me' at the penultimate frame of a tv finale

#barry #barry spoilers #(in the tags at least TAG RANT) #that final bit of text in the mask collector #barry being buried at ARLINGTON CEMETERY WITH FULL HONORS #are you fucking KIDDING me #the actual perfect cherry on top of the shit sundae #TO BE CLEAR #I mean this all extremely positively #the finale was a PERFECT encapsulation of the themes of the show #the fetishization of the US military leading to barry being absolved of all his sins while cousineau goes to prison #essentially for the crime of being self centered #barry - being a marine - appears on the outside to be selfless and self sacrificing #cousineau is seen as being the greedy selfish one #when barry is THEE most selfish of them all #he is ready to die for his son yes but he was only ever *maybe* going to turn himself in once he realized sally and john were truly gone #and even then I'm not convinced he wouldn't have shot cousineau and his friend to get out of there #but barry is draped in medals and honors because his narrative could be - and was - transformed into a paragon of american masculinity #and his son SMILES because he gets to believe his dad was a hero #BILL HADER I'M CHEWING THE POWER CABLES IN YOUR HOUSE #and the good side of 'traditional masculinity' still being present!!!! #it's not all bad!!!! #barry was ready to kill everyone to protect his family BUT fuches covered john with his body #barry and fuches let each other go #fatherhood is a unifying and soothing thing - or it CAN be #fuches covered in tattoos with a bevvy of terrifying manly criminals giving hank an out through vulnerability #and hank saying 'no I gave up my whole world to hold on to the role they want me to play' #'so just kill me and let me die in my man's arms' #THE THEMES ARE INTRICATE #anyway none of this is coherent but I needed to scream

[anonbinaryweirdo]

hey we should riot and cause a public disturbance (this post is about project 2025)//hj

#oli rants #girl I'm fleeing this stupid country #yall wanna focus on doing everything else BUT what you're supposed to be doing #deal with capitalism #deal with banning firearms like you SHOULD HAVE BEEN DOING #deal with the stress you're putting on americans deal with them hoes in office #do SOMETHING useful #as a lesbian who refuses to give birth i say fuck you i hope everybody up there dies 🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽 #maybe more people would wanna have kids if society and systems and prior gens werent so fucked #just wait im going to the UK #im swinging my purple pink orange and white flag like crazy #anyways eff the us and everyone up there who caused all this may your head explode violently

[fauna-and-floraa]

Getting into skz was a bad idea because I've always had a penchant for collecting things, ESPECIALLY different variations of the same thing... and boy, does this album have different variations of the same thing.

#started with coins and beanie boos as a kid and then as a tween/teen i got super into riot grrrl groups #and the runaways was the proto all girl rock group from the 70s so i ended up collecting so much stuff #and tbh i still love all of it like the 70s japan had the best a3 size photobooks #just huge glossy pictures and then of course i collected all the records and then all the bootleg records that were recorded live #i was on some weird ass back alley websites to find those... hilarious tho it was before the kstew dakota fanning movie came out #and the runaways were popular in japan australia and a couple european countries but the US never fucked with them #lots of the old collectable shit was in the us the bc they were an american band so i got so much of it for so cheap #no way itd be that cheap now #stray kids albums just feel like smaller versions of the 70s runaways albums #love a good picture book with an album love a good poster i cant help it #i should take a pic of all my runaways merch for my main blog i always mean to do that

[paper-ish]

i love how the atla fandom’s favourite pass time is writing thinkpieces about how aangs final moral dilemma that came from nowhere was him honouring his culture based off of an orientalist understanding of dharmic non-violence that’s rebutted within the text of the show itself anyways

#like my problem isn’t even the bad fantasy buddhism clearly written by americans #it’s that it’s internally inconsistent #not set up #and most importantly the product of the writers writing themselves into a corner a la the finale #notice how it wasn’t brought up on the day of black sun #‘it’s a kids show’ a) disney rocks fall death #b) no one told them to try and evaluate the spiritual consequences of murdering an imperialist in the kids’ show either #c) even as a young kid i always thought this was really fucking dumb #atla fans can’t have it both ways #is it actually a super serious show tackling themes of imperialism and war maturely? #or is it ‘just a simple kids show’? #ish rants #atla critical

[nezzling]

Just a post to say if you are right leaning to get the fuck off any of my social platforms. Cause I'm not against people bartering for content from me, but I won't fuckin entertain any hateful confederate flag toting cunts in my dms at all. This pussy is left leaning <3

#lil rambles #fuck you you american fuck ahaha imaging saying nz is a failing country when youre in the usa ahahaha i cant #he was against teaching basic sex health and gender to kids cos it “confuses and breaks them into being mentally ill and shooting people” #like what on satans damned earth is that disgusting shiteeeeeeee #there was so much more but i love making “im not into politics” people share their political views bc ONLY right leaners say it ahaha