#fresh from the farm

[angoragoats]

100% Mohair pillow from my goats. Hand sheared, hand dyed, hand spun, hand woven and hand finished right here in the USA.

#goats #stonywoods farm #mohair #angora goat #farm #curly #angora #weaving #mermaid #weaving Mohair #fresh from the farm #mohair pillow #Mohair fiber #mermaid pillow #handwoven #handmade #handspun

[babajeza]

Mit dem gewissen Etwas– Chicken Ladder

Die Hühner legen nach weniger ergibigen Wintermonaten wieder fleissig Eier. Heute Morgen verpacke ich zwei Dutzend zum Verkauf. Aus aus eh schon ausserordentlichen Freilaufbioeiern aus Oberheimen werden ganz spezielle mit dem gewissen Etwas. Die Verpackung macht den Unterschied. After the winter period of resting, my hens are super productive again. I dedide to pack two dozens for selling.…

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#eggs #fresh from the farm #Hühner #schnipp schnipp schnipp #Verpackung

[haphazardlyannotated]

Thinking about how Rose first found out she had healing tears.

Because the only way she could have found out is if a gem she cared about was cracked in front of her, right?

So imagine Rose after a fight, holding an injured, glitching Pearl, wondering if all of her pearls are doomed to meet a horrible fate because of her, and oh stars, this time is even worse, Pearl is actually about to die in Rose's arms, and there's nothing, nothing she can do to fix it.

Pearl meanwhile trying to reassure her, even as she slowly loses control over her own mind and body.

Rose crying, desperately wishing she'd done something, anything differently, so she wouldn't be here with another dying pearl.

And then a miracle happens.

Suddenly, Pearl has control over her body again, and when she reaches up, she finds that her gem is whole and undamaged, like it was never cracked in the first place.

Pearl immediately shrugs off the shock of almost dying in favour of praising Rose. Of course Rose would be able to heal her, she's perfect and wonderful and nothing bad could ever happen to Pearl as long as she's by her side!

Rose on the other hand is absolutely shaken.

First of all by a lightyear, she almost lost Pearl forever just now.

But also, she apparently has healing powers?

Rose has spent the last two thousand years defining herself by what she did to her first pearl, wanting to change while also being convinced that she's an inherently violent, horrible person, who will only ever hurt people.

But now, here on Earth, she's looking at the living (living!) proof that she can change and has done so already, so completely that Pearl, her Pearl, thinks that the power to heal, not hurt people is perfectly natural for Rose to have.

On that day, Rose promises herself that this pearl will only ever know her as the loving, nurturing person she believes Rose to be.

Rose turns her back on Pink Diamond and never looks back.

#su #steven universe #su rose quartz #su pearl #pearlrose #meta #ficlet #i return from my visit at my parents' to deliver you farm fresh pearlrose angst

[bombusbombus]

Bruce definitely knows how to cook, but he's one of those guys who goes to the grocery store to get ingredients for a meal. For every meal. His fridge is normally completely empty except for protein shake ingredients.

Clark grew up with a rural family, he's definitely used to scrounging around in the cupboards and throwing together ingredients into something cohesive. My guy can take half an onion, an alien mushroom he found, some ancient lentils, and a container of leftover soup, and make a full hearty meal.

#I'd like to think he lets people give him foods sometimes #he saves someone from a flood and they insist on giving him half a pound of produce #and he's done chores on other people's farms #you never get away from that sort of thing without some fresh eggs or baked goods or something #so he's used to receiving food as gratitude! #he'd never accept money but he will accept an entire traditionally-smoked salmon because his mom raised him that way #His friends love coming over just to inspect the contents of his fridge and see what he can make with it all #dc #superbat #superman #batman #my mom had some food insecurity growing up and learning to cook from her gave me a magic touch with leftovers

[whump-queen]

“You did so well”

It’s the way whumper says it—the way they speak to whumpee. It’s their voice—half the time angry, biting, and degrading, only to mutate into something sickeningly sweet in the aftermath of the pain, when whumper leans in close with sticky murmurs of affection—of mocking praise.

A toxic, slimy liquid that drips from whumper’s lips and oozes thick and heavy down whumpee’s ears and neck and shoulders.

It makes whumpee’s skin crawl. 

Or at least, it did.

At first. 

But there comes a point, during the more creative of whumper’s tortures, where the pain becomes too much, where the excruciating burn of the knife or the sear of the brand is blacking out whumpee’s brain and shoving their head deep underwater, shrinking their existence down through a tiny pinhole, only to be materialized again on the other side, dazed beyond belief, panting and shaking and still bound in whumper’s arms. 

It’s those precious few moments of reprieve in the aftermath, where the warmth of whumper’s shoulder against their cheek is enough for whumpee to sink into it— For their teeth to unclench, for their shoulders to slump against whumper’s torso, for their shaking knees to crumple into whumper’s lap.

For each part of them to give up—to give in— until they’re spilling hot tears into the fabric between shaking, heaving breaths, staining whumper’s shirt with the small beads of blood that still weep from their bitten lip.

Whumper only holds whumpee’s head tightly against their shoulder and let’s them ride out the sobs. 

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#intimate whumper #whump aftermath #creepy whumper #whump writing #its just my brain thoughts #serving out that farm to table whump thoughts #you’re getting it hot and fresh straight from my hippocampus #whump thoughts #whump drabble #is this even a drabble #I just love intimate whumper tropes #creepy/intimate whumper #king of run on sentences let’s go #this got longer than I intended and I hate that I know tumblr is gonna cut off the post half way through but it’s rly not that long eeee #pls read the end it’s my favorite part 🥺 #:<<<< #i’m like happy I actually managed to write smth— even if it’s short #i’ve got a bunch of these like short lil things coming soon from the notes app so #we doing our best folks :) #my post #knife mention #tw knives #implied torture #torture #whump #whump inspo #I still can’t hear out of my right ear ://// #and mucinex is like $17 wtFF #sir I am CONGESTED not RICH #akia.txt

[magick-musings]

#farm fresh meme by yours truly #i will not be explaining #great art should be able to stand on its own #anyways #here come the tags #witchcraft #witchy #witchblr #baby witch #curses and hexes #curse #hex #demonology #demonolatry #energy work #wards #warding #please put up a transmutation ward if you havent already #a little tip from me to u #kitchen witch #pagan witch #witch community #witch memes #sigil magic #bottle magic #spells

[glitterghost]

Sometimes my brain just goes ✨️ johnny flynn ✨️ and like what the hell am i even supposed to do with that?

#johnny flynn #i dont even know how to tag this other than sometimes i start thinking of him out of the blue #and it makes me very 2020 scene in Emma when knightley is just laying on the floor trying to compose and collect himself #i dont know what it is #but it makes me want to run away into the forest and collect honey from my very own bee farm #pick berries and talk to animals like fairytale shit #make fresh home made bread and eat it while he strums an instrument and sings softly about the woodland creatures #that flock to him like a freakin disney princess (he is) #he is lightness and spun gold #emma 2020 #mr knightley #jane austen

[obstinaterixatrix]

Also it looks like I’ll be taking ex-coworker out for pho this weekend, she’s never had it before :V if I’m being evil and strategic, I won’t tell her that it’s a cash only place so I can pay her back for the burger. but I suppose the fair thing to do is give her autonomy and fight over the bill on equal terms rather than having an unfair advantage.

#my ramblings #tbh it’s been pretty easy to cut takeout out of my spending habits #because I kind of hate ordering delivery #the food prices are jacked up AND you have to pay and tip the driver AND the food isn’t as fresh #I’d rather eat at a restaurant as a treat or eat with friends if it comes down to it #and also food is so expensive in the usa #I used to think a reasonable amount to spend on lunch was 10-15 and a reasonable price for dinner was 20-25 #nowadays the prices aren’t that… #any time I see the price of a cucumber roll I wince #that guy used to be $4 tops what do you mean it’s being sold for $5-6 #also also I never trust delivery from a restaurant I haven’t been to #in fact I barely trust delivery from a restaurant I *HAVE* been to #there’s a place that only does hash browns for the breakfast menu #like grated potato hash browns #I love when the potatoes are grated. I hate grating potatoes for hash browns but it tastes so good. #ANYWAY I paid the STUPID upcharged price for delivery #and it came COLD #so fucking mad. I’ll never order delivery from that place again. #I’ll go to eat tho I haven’t been there in a while #it’s a little fancy. not like folded napkin fancy but farm to table fancy. #eating out at a restaurant last weekend was like ‘yeah I do enjoy this :) especially going to restaurants I enjoy :)’

[autisticbabayaga]

Rural areas (and my life) continue to have side quest logic

>You have exchanged three LAYING HENS for six pounds of LOCAL BEEF.

> You have sold one RIDING LAWNMOWER for $100 and TWO BEAVER PELTS.

> You have acquired five LAYING HENS in exchange for NEIGHBORLY GOODWILL and an IOU for FRESH PRODUCE.

> You have acquired one INDIAN HEMP from your GOODWILL VISIT to the LOCAL GRAVEYARD.

#very excited for the pelts tho i won't get them until winrer when it is actually legal to acquire furs from a licensed trapper #which the guy who bought my lawnmower is #farm fresh

[solitarelee]

It's probably blood sugar and not the magic of humanity but eating that ham, tomato, and swiss with rosemary mayo patched up something inside me that was in the process of breaking

#solitaretalk #the sweet shop's sandwiches ARE admittedly that good #they have a sandwich artisan who like. All he does is come in and make sandwiches #and they're so simple but they're on fresh baked bread and everything is always ratioed perfectly #the lettuce and tomato come from a farm down the way and its just #MAN #I love living here I really do #If America wasn't so impossible to survive in I really do think I'd stay #fuck America but g-d bless this specific town

[thatswhatsushesaid]

vacation is going extremely well so far

#ray.png #goats!! #and also we have farm fresh eggs from husband’s cousin’s hens #ps dw about the goiter on the kid’s neck #apparently it is not uncommon for them to have this while weaning #it should go away once her diet transitions away from mother’s milk completely

[formidable-fermenter]

need you to know your username and that tag paragraph you left on a reblog one time have captivated me and that's why I followed. I know nothing about fermenting. I've spoken of you to my friends. tell me a fact about fermentation

I’m going to scream, this is my first ever ask and I’m so nervous!

Let’s see, a fact about fermentation.

There are too many so here’s a few that I find interesting 🤷‍♂️

SCOBY (the thing most commonly associated with kombucha) stands for (S)ymbiotic (C)ulture (O)f (B)acteria and (Y)east

Vinegar can also develop a SCOBY. However, instead of being called a SCOBY, it’s more typically referred to as a MOV - (M)other (O)f (V)inegar

Hot sauces can be fermented. Many famous hot sauces are fermented. And it’s generally agreed upon that fermentation hot sauces have a better blend of flavors.

If a bread had yeast in it it’s been fermented. The difference between regular bread and sourdough bread is that with the wild yeast some bacteria will also take root which helps give that nice tart taste!

Fermentation is just the process of having smaller microorganisms digest a food before you do. The most common fermenters are fungi and yeast, bacteria, mold, and enzymes.

All vinegar starts as alcohol

Even salamis and other dried/aged meats are fermented!

There’s so much more I could talk about, but these are a spread of facts that are neat!

#Saccharomyces cerevisiae #is the most common #bakers #and #brewers #yeast #it has over 9000 variant strains and all of them taste slightly different #I’ve used my knowledge of fermentation in my anthropology classes to help date a decomposing body simulation #I’m planning one of my thesis topics on the effects fermentation had on food preservation in different cultures #you can use fresh #live #whey from cheese or yogurt to make lemonade soda #all fermentation is about keeping microbes happy #fermenters can be cult-like with their farming and tending to their little buddies #even composting is a type of fermentation

[tilapiamafia]

fuit gumy

#farm fresh sledgehammer from our family to yours #metal tag

[catocomet]

useless sacks of meat everywhere i go these days. talking literally. burlap. not much else to say. this country has gone to the dogs. because theres so much raw meat everywhere. countless. sickening. why doesnt joe biden do something about this? granted i live in australia but still. disheartening.

#- my friend grouse #not my quote #stole it from my friend grouse #meat #meat quote #australia #hannibal #yellowjackets #santa clarita diet #gay #gay pride #lgbt #fresh meat #happy meat farms #happy meat

[knight-in-sour-armor]

#Fresh #From the farms and fields #Soda #Pop #Coke #Funny #Funny Signs

[birdisland]

At some point I really, really, really want to see what the “farm” looks like. A more civilized 2022 version of the Coop in Vittorio’s book perhaps? 

#interview with the vampire #vampire chronicles #amc iwtv #vittorio the vampire #louis de pointe du lac #AB- fresh from the farm