#the food prices are jacked up AND you have to pay and tip the driver AND the food isn’t as fresh

[obstinaterixatrix]

Also it looks like I’ll be taking ex-coworker out for pho this weekend, she’s never had it before :V if I’m being evil and strategic, I won’t tell her that it’s a cash only place so I can pay her back for the burger. but I suppose the fair thing to do is give her autonomy and fight over the bill on equal terms rather than having an unfair advantage.

#my ramblings #tbh it’s been pretty easy to cut takeout out of my spending habits #because I kind of hate ordering delivery #the food prices are jacked up AND you have to pay and tip the driver AND the food isn’t as fresh #I’d rather eat at a restaurant as a treat or eat with friends if it comes down to it #and also food is so expensive in the usa #I used to think a reasonable amount to spend on lunch was 10-15 and a reasonable price for dinner was 20-25 #nowadays the prices aren’t that… #any time I see the price of a cucumber roll I wince #that guy used to be $4 tops what do you mean it’s being sold for $5-6 #also also I never trust delivery from a restaurant I haven’t been to #in fact I barely trust delivery from a restaurant I *HAVE* been to #there’s a place that only does hash browns for the breakfast menu #like grated potato hash browns #I love when the potatoes are grated. I hate grating potatoes for hash browns but it tastes so good. #ANYWAY I paid the STUPID upcharged price for delivery #and it came COLD #so fucking mad. I’ll never order delivery from that place again. #I’ll go to eat tho I haven’t been there in a while #it’s a little fancy. not like folded napkin fancy but farm to table fancy. #eating out at a restaurant last weekend was like ‘yeah I do enjoy this :) especially going to restaurants I enjoy :)’

[ohhoneato]

Really wanted taco bell this morning around 6 am and found out they were all closed after I went to one. Bestie got McDonald's and I ended up getting Jack in the Crack tacos, which aren't nearly as pleasing, and some onion rings.

I almost cried, I swear. Plus the person at the window for JITB was really REALLY rude. We've all around just been having really bad experiences there recently, whereas we used to not have that as often and that's super disappointing, cause we both deliver for UberEats in our area.

Plus the cost of everything is SO much worse now and our pay doesn't reflect it, especially in the UberEats or Ubering stuff.

Remember people, your delivery charge and tip are what the UberEats people are getting paid for their delivery. Which means if you pay a $1 delivery charge with no tip for a $40 order, that's what they're getting paid. Not even enough for a gallon of gas anymore.

We get excited when we get the $12 deliveries or someone tips well (we've gotten a $6 tip and it made us so excited), but really, it only pays if you do it constantly, all day, every day. We just made enough for rent, but it's currently my only job.

And trust me, customer service with this is everything as well. Most of the time I don't even see the customer, but I still send them a message that I hope they have a great day/night/morning. I go out of my way to find difficult to find places so I can get paid, most people in apartments don't include their gate code and then never respond when you ask for it.

And this post isn't to complain about customers for UberEats, I haven't had a single rude customer for the 3 weeks I've been doing this. Everyone has been kind and understanding and friendly. This is to complain about the pay Uber offers its workers for this. The delivery charge is sometimes insane when ordering Eats, and I know for a fact that my pay isn't reflecting that most of the time. Gas prices went up, food prices went up, and people rely on Eats to make a living. If the area is just dead for the day and you need to pay rent, gas prices are outrageous enough that sometimes it's not feasible to drive to a different area. You need that money for rent.

It's also become almost impossible for us to eat at home. It's a more than full time job, if you aren't out doing it 24/7, you aren't making enough money. I do it for the whole 12 hour shift bestie works and don't even make enough to go grocery shopping. Sometimes I just make $25 at most. In 12 hours.

But on the other side of complaining, you absolutely CAN make enough money to make rent, to pay for groceries. And all you need is a car or a bike for it. I have a few tips for anyone wanting to start doing it, because it's super easy to do and sign up for.

1. Uber customizes itself for what you do most.

They have several options for things to do, from grocery delivery, they just started package delivery, food delivery and carpooling. Bestie tends to carpool more often than not and I do Eats more often. Her app has the Ubering rates on her map and all of her opportunities are driver related. Meanwhile, mine has boost opportunities for deliveries in sections on my map and there are many grocery delivery opportunities. Hers doesn't show the boost zones at all, no matter which function she's doing.

2. Figure out when busy hours are.

If you're Ubering, from 6-8am and 3-6pm is always busy Monday through Friday. When people are going into and leaving work. On weekends, Friday and Saturday specifically, if you're in a bar heavy area or city, 5pm-2am are golden time. I do stress to be careful though, Uber just released new safety training and they have a great system for emergencies. Deliveries tend to start heavy around 6am and go until 9am. Then start up again around 11:30-noon. Go around mealtimes, especially in business areas, where people can't easily leave to get food. Even in residential areas though, you'll get plenty of orders in highly populated areas. Just make sure you're near where restaurants are open. And lastly, from 5pm- 2am tends to get pretty decently busy for Eats. The stoners and late night workers need something to eat around midnight-1am most of the time.

3. Stay in bigger cities.

I know for some people this isn't possible. But bestie's mom used to travel about an hour to get to an actual city to Uber so she could support her kids and it actually made pretty good money. Bestie and I live in Houston right now and the closer to the inner city you get, the better the pay is and more orders and rides you get. It is absolutely more of a city app, but don't discount the fact that smaller towns and cities still need Uber drivers. The longer the distance you have to travel, the more you'll get paid. If you have to go through tolls, they'll pay extra for that as well. This one goes for all roles.

And honestly just have some music playing to jam out to, if you're making deliveries, bring a friend to talk to. It gets lonely if you're alone doing deliveries, or if you prefer the quiet time, it's great for that! It's a lot of driving and honestly sometimes doesn't even feel like work, so just have fun with it. Leave the customer cute personalized messages, bestie always puts a :3 at the end of her messages. Also, don't automatically knock or ring the doorbell if it says meet at door. Message them first, wait until about a minute and a half on the timer is done, then knock if they haven't responded or come out. No one wants to hear that, especially at night. You have no clue how many times I've had Eats people do that when we've ordered from it, when I've specifically asked them not to.

When you talk in the chat, an 8 minute timer starts. If they don't respond, it tells you to leave it somewhere safe and take a picture. The same instructions for if the person asked you to leave it at the door. If there's no where safe to leave it, it will cancel the order, but you can't return the food, so now you have food. But don't do that purposely, it'll put a negative mark on your record and you'll get less deliveries. Plus, I'd like to think we all want the customer to get their food and be happy.

Other than that, have fun! If anyone has any other questions, I'd be happy to answer them, or if they'd like any more advice.

#uber post apparently

[hockey-prose]

Boyfriend with A Side of Wings

Summary: Based on the prompts “help I keep ordering pizzas to see the cute pizza delivery guy"/"I asked for the cutest boy they had on hand and they delivered”. (Cross posted to AO3. Prompts sent to blog poindextears, sent by @tired-ray)

It all started because of Tater. Jack had been on a FaceTime call with his teammate and friend when the buzzer for his apartment went off. It startled him, obviously.

“Better check, Zimmboni!”

Tater sounded far too smug for Jack’s liking. As Jack clicked the com, he grew confused. In front of the camera was a guy around his age, maybe a few years younger. He was wearing a bright red shirt and a matching red baseball cap, the logo on it says ‘Knight’s Pizza”.

“One large pizza for a Mr. Jack Zimmermann?”

A Southern accent floated through the com, and Jack heard Tater let out an honest to god giggle.

“Uh, yeah. Come on up.”

Jack released the button and turned to his friend, who looked positively overjoyed.

“Tater, what is this?”

“You tell me other day about how you want to date again. I order you a boyfriend. Plus he bring you food. I put in special request for him to be cute.”

Jack, despite his normal neutral face, can see his cheeks turn pink in the upper left corner of his phone screen. A knock at his apartment door makes his heartbeat skyrocket.

“Go answer door, Zimmboni, your love awaits!”

“Shut up, Tater.”

Jack hangs up the call. He turns towards the door. He debates opening it up at all. But he knows he should. How terrible would it be for this guy to come all the way and only be left standing out there for who knows how long until he had to leave? Jack heads for the door, already pulling out his wallet.

The guy from before, now deposited in front of him, is small. Not terribly small, but definitely smaller than Jack. And exactly his type. Blond, compact, and all kinds of soft and kind. Damn. How did Tater know?

“I have a large pepperoni for you, Mr. Zimmermann!”

That Southern accent. Damn.

“Euh, thanks. How much do I owe you?”

The pizza exchanges hands. For a brief second, Jack’s fingers brushed against the delivery guy’s, and he felt a zing.

God. Maybe Tater was right. Order a boyfriend. Hah.

“You don’t owe me a thing. It was already paid in full.”

The delivery guy ends his statement with a little bounce on the tips of his toes.

“Oh... well, here. A tip,” Jack says lamely, pressing a twenty into the guys hand.

“Oh! Thank you so much!”

“Yeah. No problem. Thank you too.”

“You have a lovely night now!”

The guy retreats, a bounce in his step. Jack watches him walk down the hall of his apartment complex to the elevators. Jack looks down at the box and sees the special request scrawled across the top.

‘Send cutest delivery driver.’

Later, after half the pizza is consumed and stored in the fridge, Tater texts.

Tater: How was pizza ;)

Jack: Good. You didn’t have to pay for it though. I would’ve done that.

Tater: No no!! No price for getting you boyfriend

God. Okay. Just how lonely did Jack come off?

Jack: Thanks, Tater. Pizza was really good.

Jack: I might order again.

******

Three days later, Jack takes himself up on his word. He’s just arrived home from practice. There’s nothing really in his fridge that he feels like eating and nothing can easily be prepared. He should really go shopping soon.

The pizza box on the bottom shelf of the fridge calls to him. There’s only one slice and even Jack isn’t that much of a jock to eat three day old pizza. He decides to order from the same place. As he dials the number, he wonders how he would be able to get the same delivery guy as before. Tater gave them that special request.

Whatever. Even if he didn’t get the same delivery guy, he would still get great pizza.

Jack finishes his order, adding on a side of wings and sits down to wait. He can’t watch TV or anything else, so he just sits in the quiet. His stomach rolls with nerves.

That same buzz from before alerts him and he quickly approaches the com.

It is the same guy!

“One large pizza and a side of wings for Mr. Jack Zimmermann?”

“Euh, come on up.”

Jack hurries to the door, but realizes he still has to wait. As soon as the delivery guy knocks on the door, he opens it.

“Large pepperoni and wings?”

“Yup. How much? This time I ordered by myself, so my friend didn’t pay for it.”

Nice, smooth way of getting that in there.

“It’s $25.53.”

Jack reaches for his wallet.

“So last time your friend put in that order?”

“Yeah. He thinks I need to start dating again. I did tell him that I wanted to try, so he immediately tried to set me up in the strangest way possible.”

Jack hands over the money, realizes what he said, and immediately begins stuttering an apology.

“I mean, not that you’re strange, but what did he say? He “ordered me a boyfriend”, so it’s a little unconventional. Honestly, he’s a good guy though.”

The pizza delivery guy laughs as he totals Jack’s change from the twenty and ten he gave to him. When he attempts to give it back, Jack pushes that, plus an extra ten into his hand.

“Thank you, Jack.”

“Of course...”

“Eric.”

“Eric. Well, I guess I’ll see you around, Eric.”

“I hope you do.”

Jack closes the door, hot food in hand and heart racing.

******

It’s been two weeks. Within those weeks, Jack has ordered Knight’s pizza five times. Every time he’s talked to Eric. They’ve crossed into the realm of flirting now. At least, Jack thinks they’ve crossed into flirting. He’s never been able to tell with that sort of thing.

Tonight, he swears to himself, he’s going to ask for Eric’s number.

Jack places his order online and waits. As he waits, he thinks about how George and his nutritionist haven’t been too thrilled about his new diet. Jack could never lie to them about his food intake. It’s literally almost impossible, but he’d also feel so bad about it if he lied. If he got Eric’s number, he would order less pizza now. He promised.

The com buzzed, and Jack let Eric up without even issuing a greeting. Man, he was a little nervous.

“Hey Jack, how are ya doin tonight?”

“I’m doing well, Bittle. You?”

“Oh just dandy. I’m sure you know the total by now.”

Jack hands Eric $30.

“I know this might sound strange, but I was hoping I could ask anyway.”

“Go ahead.”

Eric finishes counting his change, and Jack pushes his tip into his waiting hand.

“What does a man do that allows him to eat so much pizza and never even look like he gains any weight.”

Jack laughs, and the smile on Eric’s face makes his stomach flip.

“I play professional hockey. Providence Falconers.”

Jack flicks the brim of the cap he’s wearing.

“Oh! Of course! I knew I recognized your name. Since I graduated college, I haven’t been keeping up with the hockey world as much. I need to try and find a league or something. I’m getting a bit out of shape,” Eric finishes with a laugh.

“You play too?”

Eric waves his hand.

“Well, I played in college. I was captain my senior year. ‘First openly gay NCAA captain’ was my official title.”

Nice.

“Oh that’s awesome!”

“Thank you for saying so. You have a good night now.”

“Yeah, you too!”

It’s only after the door is closed that Jack panics. He forgot to ask Eric for his number! Well, there’s always next time. Jack opens his pizza box and a grin takes over his face.

There, on the inside of the lid, is a message scrawled across the top.

“Eric R. Bittle. 401-XXX-XXXX”

The end of the message is punctuated with a heart in red sharpie.

Jack doesn’t even bother plating his food or anything. The first thing he does is pull out his phone. Once Eric’s contact name is saved, he composes a message.

To: Eric Bittle :)

Dinner? -Jack Zimmermann

Jack sets the phone on the counter, attempting to wait it out. Before he can even reach for his cabinets, his phone buzzes.

From: Eric Bittle :)

As long as it’s not pizza. I’m free next Friday night! :)

To: Eric Bittle

It’s a date. :)

#omgcp #zimbits #check please #eric bittle #jack zimmermann #eric richard bittle #jack laurent zimmermann #omgcheckplease #omgcp fanfic #omgcp fanfiction #my fic

[ask-de-writer]

I need to apologize for my “radio silence” yesterday.

It was one of THOSE days.  You know, where everything is ‘off kilter’ but nothing is a disaster, everything finally gets done.  Just nothing going fully right.

Started night before last.  Got a call for a water haul that is the longest one among my customers.  Sent the money too.  Oh, need to go by a new route because recent rains have badly washed out the old route.  We agreed to meet at a gas station and she will guide me.

All well.  That happens out here in the desert.  Slept pretty well, actually.  Got dressed in fresh clean work clothes (that is part of this, read on!)  Sat to eat breakfast.  Phone goes off.  My shortest haul client wants two loads.  Not bad, really.  I figure, do the long haul, go straight back to town and do those two short hauls.  It is all good money.

Back to breakfast.  Not quite done when in walks my neighbor, whose hauls are always complex things.  Worse than that, he has been trying to sell his place and the people who put down a deposit started dodging him and not answering his calls.  My long haul client lives close to where they are and he really wants to get them.  They made off with a $14,000 USD front loading tractor and have been using it around their area to make about USD $100 a day!

So, he wants to ride out to Long Haul’s place to see if he can get his tractor back!   I accept giving him the ride but it drops a wrench in the works of my route plans.

Finish getting ready for the day and feeding critters.  Hitch up and, ‘High, ho! Tank trailer, on the way!  Got the water for long load and set out. Met at the gas station and away we go!  Her ex,(Who has actually destroyed THREE vehicles of hers on purpose) is driving!  He is a rotten lead driver too.  In spite of that, we do get to her place and begin filling the first tank and some water in her pig troughs.  

Second sideways hit.  She wants water in a barrel  next to an old RV that has a working shower and such.  Her ex has parked her truck where I have to go to back the trailer near enough to fill said barrel.  He moves truck and starts hauling pallets over to the RV.  It has become fill FOUR barrels that aren’t all in place yet!  Organized much? NOT.

That done, I need to to move the trailer to fill other stock tanks on her farm.  She raises pigs and sells the little weanlings.  Guess where her ex put her truck?  Right.  Blocking the easy access to her stock tanks.  I was so steamed that I took the   trailer around by a bit more awkward route and put the last of the water where it belonged.  

Couldn’t quite leave.  Suddenly the ones who were trying to buy my neighbor’s land and took his tractor?  Those folks?  They called him!  Seems a Sheriff’s Deputy came by their place about the tractor!  Unpleasant call results in a promise to return the tractor and cancellation of the sale.

Finally, later than planned, we are on our way back to my place instead of town.  My neighbor has to get his truck that is parked at my place!   Along the way, there is one nasty mud hole.  No water left, thank whatever little gods there be.

It has two VERY deep ruts.  The trick has always been to drive on the center and one shoulder.  My trailer slipped off the shoulder and into the ruts, dragging us with it!   Only a few feet further and we were stuck!  

First thing to do was dig out  the safety chains and release them from the truck.  Next, release the hitch.  Unlocking it from the ball?  No problem.  Gotta lift the  trailer tongue about 6 or 8 inches (about 20 cm for those with a rational measure system) to get it free of the hitch on the truck.

Only took a few back and forth rocks of the truck to get going and out to solid ground.  Dug out my 50 foot (about 15 meters) tow strap and tied it to the trailer tongue and the hitch on the truck.   Freed the trailer in one pull!   Now, ALL WE GOTTA DO IS get the trailer hitch onto the truck’s ball.  First, made sure that the trailer was not going to roll back into the mud!

Got it raised by putting enough old boards and scrap steel from a previous trailer rebuild under the jack.  Had to support it part way up with a jack stand so that we could pile the stuff under the jack to get the final height.  Jockeyed the truck into place, released the jack and the tongue did not drop!  Forgot the jack stand!  Jacked it back up the tiny bit needed and pulled out the jack stand.  Then it dropped properly.  Locked the hitch and set the safety chains and we were on our way!

Got to my place.  Neighbor wanted me to haul water for two t rees on his place.   new locks.  Gave me keys and money.  Neighbor got his truck and I blasted off for town!  Got that  water haul done without a hitch, except that it was getting LATE.  My trailer is an agricultural one.  Daylight use only.  Called a friend.  Bummed parking over night for the trailer in exchange for dinner out and a shower.  Remember that mud hole?  My fresh clean work clothes?  Not any more!  

One shower and another set of clean work clothes later, (luckily, my laundry was still in the truck) we set out.  Usually good Pizza place said 10 to 10 on the door.  Neon OPEN sign on and flashing.  It was only 9.  Doors locked.  We can see the whole crew inside.  Called them.  We can see them pick up.  Pointed out their  signs and facebook ad saying open.  They close early because of no customers they said.  We pointed out that there were two at their door!   While we were there two more cars drove up and drove away.  So did we.  My friend left a bad review saying good pizza, rotten service

Tried a different place a few miles away.   Go in.  Waitress says, bar open, kitchen closed.   Finally, we try Denny’s.  It is 9:24 pm.   Sign on 24 hour restaurant says they will close at 10;30!  FOOD AT LAST!

Friend otders breaded chicken.  I want the pot roast bowl.  No problem about the chicken.  They have the meat and gravy but are out of the veggies.  Ask if I can have a side veggie at no charge.  Fine. Got Broccoli.

Chicken was a bit overdone but not quite burned.  Pot roast was good with broccoli.  Went to pay.  Charged full pot roast price and full price for broccoli and mash potatoes that they put under it!  Steamed.   Left very small tip.

Back to friend’s place dropped trailer and came home.  At 11:54pm!

Today all seemed swimmingly.  Breakfast.  Charge into town!  Got trailer!   Got water!  Drove out to Neighbor’s place!   Couldn’t get in!  Wrong key!  Would not work in either gate’s lock.  Cannot get up  the hill to my place with a full load of water.  To save any of his water, I had to just dump about 300-400 gallons! (about 1500 liters).  It is beside my house waiting for Neighbor to answer his phone.  I did leave a message.

I hope that your days are being better than mine

[smartycvnt]

Rain Checked (Serena Southerlyn x Reader)

I know it’s from Angel, but I couldn’t find any gifs of Southerlyn, so let’s just pretend. 

Sometimes it baffled you how quickly things could change. Your relationship with Serena had gone from purely casual sex to not knowing what you would do if you didn’t have her. The craziest part of the whole situation was, you weren’t the one to start with the sappy confession of love and need. It had been Serena, the woman who had coldly turned you away before and told you that there was no room for feelings in her life. 

“Here you are,” the cab driver told you as he stopped in front of the District Attorney’s office. You handed him him the fare and a hefty tip as you got out. Serena had left you a message that she had to raincheck on your lunch date, so you decided to come to her. A couple of calls to her bosses and you had ensured that Serena would be staying in the building so that you could at least drop off something for her to eat. 

“Well if it isn’t the little traitor herself,” Jack greeted you. He opened his arms for a hug, but you hesitated. It had been raining pretty hard outside and your short little walk inside had gotten you pretty wet. “I’m on my way out anyways, a little extra won’t hurt.” 

“Hi Jack.” You hugged him tightly. Of all the lawyers that you’d worked under, Jack McCoy had always been your favorite. You were glad that someone so trustworthy was looking after Serena since your move to defense. “You take care of yourself, okay?” 

“I could tell you the same thing, especially the way that Serena’s been talking lately. Remember, at the end of the day, it’s still a job.” Jack smiled down at you before he walked out of the building. You sighed, his words weighing heavily on your conscious. If Serena was talking to him about you, that meant she was really worried. Your cases had been easier once you’d switched sides and divisions. No longer were you working in close proximity to murderers, you were “protecting” businessmen. At the end of the day, you were getting a paycheck and just waiting until your clients slipped up again with their financials so they’d call you. 

“Y/n, what are you doing here?” For a moment, you could see a frightened look in Serena’s eyes as her mind went to the worst. You had gone to speak with Branch a couple of times about a client’s involvement in a murder in the past, but when it became obvious he was the killer, you dropped him. Serena didn’t want to have to see you in the courtroom defending someone she was trying to send behind bars. 

“I brought you lunch, relax,” you told her. Serena sighed in relief and smiled up at you, grateful. You set your backpack on the table and pulled out the fast food bag. “Can I stay and wait out the rain?” 

“Of course. Do you need a different jacket?” Serena asked you. You shook your head as you pulled your jacket off. Serena didn’t wait to tear into the bag and see what you’d picked up for lunch. She had skipped breakfast leaving your apartment and you correctly assumed she did not grab something other than maybe a coffee on the way. 

“So, um, if you’ve got time tomorrow, maybe we could check this place out after your arraignment?” you asked her. Serena looked up from the ketchup packet in her hands to look at you. “It’s an apartment, only 5 blocks from here. I’ve got a win bonus coming through that would pay for the first three months at the new place and cover buying out my lease.” 

“How long would we lease this place?” Serena asked you. It was nice that she didn’t immediately begin to argue with you. Moving in together had been a hassle, one that had the two of you not speaking for days at a time. Things had been going spectacularly well over the past month, but only because you’d dropped the issue for the time being. 

“They’re offering a three month trial period,” you started. Serena’s eyes narrowed, knowing that wasn’t exactly normal. With a heavy sign, you continued, “Three year minimum. A quarter off the rent if we sign for five.” 

“What’s the difference in a quarter to full? Is it worth it for two extra years?” 

“4000 to 3000.” Serena scoffed at those numbers. She knew that rent prices weren’t cheap, but for what couldn’t have been more than one bedroom, she thought it was a bit much. “Serena, just think about it, please?” 

“Have you looked at it?” Serena asked you. You nodded and she reached over to grab a piece of paper. You watched as she wrote something down before handing it over to you. “Things might get a little tight, but I can guarantee you that much on the rent.” 

“You’re really prepared to spend at least five years living with me?” You honestly couldn’t believe it. 

“I know that I made it seem like I didn’t want to live with you, but that’s not true. I didn’t want to live in a studio apartment so far away from where I worked that I had to leave before 7. This way, there’s more space for us if we need it and I could honestly walk to work if I wanted,” Serena told you. “I’m getting out of here at 5 today, call the realtor and let’s just look at it tonight.” 

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Taglist: @vincent-millays​

#Serena Southerlyn #serena southerlyn x reader #serena southerlyn imagine #serena southerlyn imagines #Law & Order #law & order imagine #law & order imagines #law & order x reader

[livingmybestfictionallife]

Two Dharma Bums

Request (anon):  Ayo I saw that you were taking request, can I have some platonic Klaus x reader? Maybe klaus just kind living with the reader and them bein all domestic n shit

Summary: Klaus and the reader bond over their shared love of the beatnik counterculture and Kerouac. Klaus convinces the reader to come with him and travel across the country to live out the reader’s dream of the freedom displayed in Jack Kerouac’s On the Road. Also, I’m sorry if it’s rough. It’s unedited and quickly written.

A/N: No pronouns are used for the reader, so this can be female!reader or male!reader. Also, Klaus is 10000% a beatnik in this time period and would have thrived with Burroughs, Ginsburg, and Kerouac.

Arriving in 1960 Dallas with nothing but the spirit of his deceased brother clinging to him, Klaus desperately tried to suppress the anxieties that immediately plagued him. Why was he here? Where were his siblings? Was he the only one who made it? What made him so special and deserving of life over his brothers and sisters? What was he going to do now? 

After days without anything more than a passerby’s leftovers, Klaus was desperate for something to eat. He stumbled down street as he followed the familiar aroma of diner food. Growing up so close to Griddy’s, Klaus knew the smell of a moderately priced home-cooked style meal, and his stomach immediately twisted into angry knots of starvation. Without thinking anything through, he flung open the door and dropped himself into a booth near the front of the diner. Compared to the attire of the other inhabitants of the diner--the men’s nicely pressed trousers paired with comfortable overcoats and the women’s long skirts and petticoats--Klaus’s tattered and sleeveless army shirt, laced leather pants, shaggy hair, and dirt covered face instantly earned him the full attention of the diner.

All eyes being on Klaus wasn’t something he would normally turn down. His family knew he loved being the center of attention, and normally, this much attention would be cause for a snarky comment about his importance; however Klaus was tired. He was too tired to think about anything other than how much he wanted to sleep and eat, and that exhaustion led to his eyes drifting shut despite Ben’s continual pestering him to stay awake.

“Um, Y/N,” a young woman holding a notepad and pen said in an attempt to get her coworker’s attention.

“Yeah?” Y/N asked as you turned to meet your coworker’s eyes. With a furrowed brow, you examined her face. She normally wore a kind expression, full of smiles that earned a lot of tips, but her brows were furrowed and she wore an obviously concerned look over her face. Discreetly, she held her pen pointed in the direction of the front of the diner. The ball-point landed on a man with dark hair and grimy skin leaning against the wall with his legs stretched out across the booth and eyes fallen shut. “That’s my section today, isn’t it?” Y/N asked as the girl nodded in a way that instantly made Y/N assume she was thinking, ‘Better you than me.’

It was a chilly twenty-three degrees, which is fairly colder than normal for a Texas winter, and Y/N could see the man in the booth didn’t seem to be dressed appropriately for the weather that was only getting colder. The man shivered suddenly as Y/N reached the booth, and he shot upright as if he had been startled awake.

“Hi, I’m Y/N. Welcome to Norma’s Cafe,” Y/N greeted the man with a half-smile. “What can I get for you?”

“Water, please,” the man said in a somewhat pathetic and empathy inducing tone, “and if you have any crackers, I’ll take those too, please.” As the door to the diner opened, Y/N couldn’t help but notice the man begin to tremble as the bitter air found its way to his exposed skin.

“Sure thing,” Y/N sighed upon witnessing the tragedy that was this homeless man. Already, Y/N’s heart was softened into feeling complete sympathy for the stranger. After returning to the kitchen to fill up a cup with water, Y/N grabbed a pot of hot coffee a mug, and a plate of toast before returning to the table. “I put in an order of the special for you as well. I hope you like your eggs scrambled,” Y/N said and placed the tray of drinks and toast in front of the man.

“No, no, no, no, no,” he hurried to repeat the single syllable until the server turned around to face him again. “I can’t pay for this. I don’t have any money.”

“It’s on me,” Y/N said with a reassuring smile.

“No, I’m fine with some crackers. I’m skinny, I don’t need a lot of food,” he tried to argue with the kindness of the stranger before him.

“You’re my last customer before my shift is up,” Y/N said with a shrug. “Seriously, don’t worry about it.” Once again, Y/N rose in an attempt to wait in the kitchen for the food she ordered for this man only to have him protest one more time

“Can you at least keep me company? Maybe I can repay you with my witty sarcasm and great sense of humor.” A slight chuckle escaped Y/N’s lungs.

“You know I have to leave first to get your food, right?”

“So that’s a yes?” with a roll of Y/N’s eyes, a gentle smile fell over Klaus’s face. He was slightly surprised that Y/N decided to sit in the booth across from him as he ate, and even more so when he was encouraged to tell his ludicrous tale of how he ended up in Dallas in the first place. Their conversation was chaotic and jumped from so many different, interconnecting threads, somehow managing to find its way back to the point of origin after discussing Klaus’s past and Y/N’s seemingly illogical dreams and fascinations.

“Either you have a ridiculous imagination or your a beatnik like Ginsburg or Kerouac,” Y/N huffed and an entertained smirk flashed in Klaus’s direction.

“I’d consider myself to be more like Burroughs,” he retorted with a laugh as he finished the last of his food and sipped on the last of his coffee.

“Well, you certainly look like a dharma bum,” Y/N commented with an endearing and longing gaze. It had been a dream of Y/N’s to be able to pick up and leave, taking minimal belongings along on a journey across the country to a destination that had yet to present itself. Since reading Kerouac’s works, this dream had began to manifest as a pest in Y/N’s mind, constantly scratching at the part of the brain that controls impulses.

“In a way I am,” Klaus responded as he thought back over the course of his adult life. “I’ve never had a place of my own, no place to call home or people who wanted me around for longer than a few weeks at a time. Then there was the war, then ending up here.” His voice seemed to trail off as his mind went through everything he’d experienced in his short thirty years.

“I’ve read ‘On the Road’ and ‘The Dharma Bums’ so many times the spines are falling apart,” Y/N admitted. “There’s something so enchanting about that lifestyle that I can’t help but long for the open road and the uncertainty of where I’ll end up.” Y/N could see the ideas turning around in Klaus’s head as he thought over the words that had been dumped between them.

“Do you have a car?” It was a short and simple question that was answered with a nod of Y/N’s head. “Then let’s go.”

“Just like that? No thinking anything through? You don’t have any ties or anything keeping you here?”

“I just told you my true story. I have nothing and no one,” Klaus stated, subsequently earning an annoyed grunt from Ben. He could tell Y/N was thinking the offer over and the idea repeated in both of their heads like a broken record. “Come on,” Klaus urged, “You’ll be surprised by how easy the act of leaving is, and how good it feels! The world is rich with possibilities,” he loosely quoted the line from On the Road that circulated throughout Y/N’s mind.

“I have nothing to offer anyone but my own confusion,” Y/N responded with another quote, hoping Klaus would understand.

“What are you getting here that you can’t get anywhere else?” Klaus prompted. He had leaned across the booth and was excitedly staring into Y/N’s eyes as his heart raced at the possibility of not having to be alone anymore. “Because in the end...” A hopeful smile formed on Klaus’s face as he began yet another famous quote from Kerouac.

“You won’t remember the time you spent working in an office or mowing your lawn,” Y/N continued.

“Climb the damn mountain!”

***    ***    ***    ***    ***    ***

As weeks turned into months and months turned into years, Y/N and Klaus traveled across the country, hitching rides from farmers, truck drivers, and anyone who was still kind enough not to discourage the allure of being a vagabond.

Stories and poetry were the fuel they doused on the fires of their freedom, and always they found themselves immersed in the artistic and melodic talent of telling tales the other seemed to posses. Throughout their happiness and sincerest sense of freedom, they would occasionally find themselves seeking the comfort of one another. At night, often when the music, poetry, and stories had fallen asleep with their traveling companions--Klaus’s silver tongue and ability to fabricate realities out of small truths had accumulated quite a large following throughout their journey--their minds would drift. In these moments of perceived weakness, that they let their vulnerability shine through to one another.

“What’s wrong?” Y/N asked upon noticing Klaus sitting before a fire beneath the stars of California.

“What’s in store for me in the direction I don’t take?” Klaus asked, once again mirroring the words of Kerouac to allow for the deeper meaning to seep into Y/N’s soul.

“It seems like what you have done, in starting an unorganized cult, is the most absurd thing that could have happened in all of the endless possibilities presented to you at every decision you’ve made.”

“But what about my family. What if they’re alive and they’re looking for me? I thought the love of the people I surrounded myself with, the like-mindedness of the commune, would be enough.” Y/N lowered to be beside Klaus as he stared up at the stars. Silently, the pair sat, feeling the heat of the fire against their faces, until Y/N leaned against Klaus’s side and he fell gently into the genuine human connection.

“Unlike Kerouac, I’m not a believer of Buddhism, but finding enlightenment is an important theme throughout his novels. Maybe the enlightenment you’ve found is that this life that you’ve found on the path that you’ve taken isn’t the one that you’re searching for,” Y/N’s wisdom rolled through Klaus’s mind as he fell backwards into the grass in frustration.

“I took this path in hopes of gaining happiness,” Klaus sighed angrily as he slammed his fists into the soil beside him. “I failed my family and I failed at this; this concept of letting go and accepting the endless possibilities before me!”

“You didn’t fail,” Y/N stated firmly in defiance of Klaus’s self-depreciating words. “Experience is the only thing that can teach you. If I were to give you only water and crackers all that time ago back at the diner, we wouldn’t be in California right now. If you chose a different diner to fall into, you would have never met me, and your life would be even more miserable,” Y/N joked and nudged Klaus’s arm in an attempt to invoke the smallest of smiles in his face. “If I would have ignored your idea of taking to the road as two dharma bums searching for a sign for where our lives were supposed to go, I’d probably still be wasting away as a server in that diner. Just because you got to the place we set our course for doesn’t mean you’re at the destination you need to be at. It took getting here with all of these people following us, following you, for you to realize where your passion and happiness lies.”

With a tear in each of his eyes, Klaus sat up and pulled Y/N close to him. As he felt Y/N’s arms fall around him, a reassuring sigh left his mouth and the tears of joy fell onto Y/N’s shoulder. Klaus tightened his grasp on his friend, and hesitantly spoke. “Thank you, Y/N. I know this distance is what you wanted and that the road was kinder to you than to me, but I have to go back to Dallas. I’ll miss you, but I’m grateful to have met you.” Slowly, Klaus rose from where he sat and blew a kiss to the person who had been at his side through it all. It was all he could do as he hid the pain of losing the first person who had shown him kindness three years ago.

“My path is with you. You’re my friend, Klaus, but more importantly, you’re my family now. If not for you, my life wouldn’t have changed. If not for me, yours could have gotten worse. Our paths were intertwined for a reason, and I’m not going to ignore that. When you need me, I’ll be there. That’s what family is for.”

Klaus smiled as Y/N strode to his side and the pair hurried off towards the van. The same thoughts and anxieties that flooded their minds when they left Dallas floated in their minds like a veil of mist that clouded their vision, but this time was slightly different. Sure they had many miles ahead of them, hardly any money to afford the trip back, were in dire need of sleep, and didn’t know the way back, but they knew where they were headed and why, and they had each other, and that was enough for now.

Tags:  @multifandom-ramblings, @bisexual-with-adhd, @ne0n-gh0st, @thehanwen @helena-way07 

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[the-lady-bryan]

just a random passing thought after reading an article about doordash and how drivers will refuse to pick up orders if you don’t tip.

i understand, i do. but on the customer side for a lot of these food delivery apps are the following things as well (this is not for a specific app, just things i’ve noticed when looking at the different ones during the lockdowns and noticed these general common elements):

price of the food itself

fees each restaurant may decide to charge for the “convenience” of using the service - this is just the restaurant passing the fees they pay on to the customer

sales tax for the food

a separate delivery fee that is almost always pointed out that it’s not a tip nor is it the convenience fee but really, it’s a second convenience fee under another name. some places charge a flat fee here - while others charge more depending on distance between restaurant and delivery destination

THEN the tip.

what starts as an order for a simple meal from a fast food place becomes an Ordeal. And sometimes, by the time it gets to the tipping part, people ain’t got the money for that left OR they’re so damn frustrated because things are already expensive by that point that they won’t leave a tip because the customer feels they’re being charged more than enough and won’t leave a tip to make a statement or something.

i tried to put in an order for KFC and what started as a $30 bucket of chicken meal with 2 large sides and 4 biscuits - no drinks - turned into an $80 order and that was before tip. i didn’t have enough money to pay that much. that was my mom’s medicine money. that was my grocery money. my laundry money.

unfortunately during lock down for a lot of people delivery services were the only options they had. these apps jacked prices higher and higher and now nobody wants to tip because they usually simply ain’t got enough money left to do so.

i’m lucky - i had more options. i could choose not to order that bucket of chicken - so i didn’t. downside - only my son ate dinner that night because that’s all we had left ‘till i could get to the store the next morning.

shit’s not gonna change. we all know it’s not gonna change. these services are gonna keep overcharging customers, underpaying drivers, and making huge bank. because we fuckin let ‘em. because they came along at the right time to fill a massive urgent need and now we’ve become so fucking dependent on them that many people now can’t live without them.

if you’re gonna talk about the tipping problem, you gotta talk about the customer’s side of it, too. these delivery apps bleeding blood from turnips here and ain’t no money left over to give the drivers a tip. which pisses them off. which makes the apps raise the prices again to cover the expenses and around and around we go as the shit keeps getting passed around putting drivers and customers at odds. meanwhile, ain’t nobody paying attention to the greedy motherfuckers behind the curtain.

not that anyone gives a fuck what i think because i’m not a driver, so i shouldn’t have a say. i’m not a customer of these things, so i shouldn’t have a say.

but y’all really out here letting yourselves be played against each other.

#personal opinions #random thought

[kiwisineurope]

07/08 - 🎶The wheels on the bus go round and round🎶

Our bus wasn't until 1:30pm today, but after the flight debacle in Rome, we were taking no chances. So we checked out of our hostel just before 10, printed off our bus ticket (you have to print everything here - weird), and stopped for one last ice cream before setting off to the bus station. We walked into the ice cream shop with our big packs on our backs to order our ice cream, which alerted the staff that we were about to leave Dubrovnik. They were super friendly, giving us some tips for Sarajevo before waving away our payment for the ice cream. We left the old town for the bus station in plenty of time (it's a local bus ride away) and arrived at the station over an hour before the bus was due to leave. Nice. We got this. We started getting nervous when it was minutes before the bus was scheduled to leave, and no sign of a bus traveling to Sarajevo. Fortunately, everyone around us was nervous too, asking where we were going. This meant we knew it was the bus, not us 😊 Sighs of relief all around when the bus pulled into the platform. Bags were quickly loaded onto the bus and we left only 15 minutes late. On busses over here, you have to pay a fee of about 2 euro per bag in cash to the bus driver when you get on. I don't know what happens if you don't have any cash on you! The bus ride was pretty long and boring. We were pretty shocked to see that the bus driver smoked a couple of cigarettes while driving the bus. It was pretty clear when he lit up, as it stunk out the whole bus. A quirk of geography with Croatia and Bosnia meant that even though we were traveling to Sarajevo in the neighbouring country, we had 3 border crossings. We went Croatia-Bosnia-Croatia-Bosnia. This is because Croatia gave some of their coast to Bosnia when they were both part of Yugoslavia so they had access to the sea. Unfortunately there was a lot of waiting around at the border making us arrive in Sarajevo 2 hours late. It was a bit more stringent because Croatia is in the EU, and Bosnia isn't. Because Bosnia isn't in the EU, we don't have any cellular data here. We grabbed a taxi to our Airbnb as it was a half hour walk in the dark, with no data if we got lost. Our taxi driver then proceeded to get lost, but we finally managed to arrive with the help of GPS on my phone. Our host was very welcoming even though we were so late arriving. She was quite shocked that we'd paid the taxi 10 euro, and made it clear that we shouldn't pay more than 5 euro if we taxi again. It was interesting communicating, as she spoke German and we spoke English. Jack didn't do a very good job translating! -R

Once we had settled in we realised that we were actually quite hungry. Unfortunately for us it was about 10:30 pm by this point so we weren’t too hopeful that we would find any restaurants still open around our apartment. Sure enough all but one were closed, we quickly set off for that last one as it closed at midnight. When we got there it turned out that it was quite a swanky place and I was a bit nervous that it would be outside our price range. However the food was very reasonably priced (yay for being in Bosnia) and very high quality. After a quick meal we headed home to end our long day.

-J

#arewethereyet?

[shannrussell-blog1]

In part one of this series, I gave you all the details on what you need to know when planning and booking your trip to the USA, which you can check out here.

In part two, I cover off some advice about transport, how tipping works, including who to tip and how much; what to expect with American food; and handy advice about WIFI, shopping, theme parks and much more.

So, if you’re a tourist heading to the States, let’s get started!

Avoid peak travel times

It goes without saying really but try and not travel during peak times because it will take way longer and be costlier, especially when venturing to the airport. Also, when you’re booking your flights, ensure there is transport available at your arrival times.

I once arrived at LaGuardia airport in NYC after midnight only to find public transport had stopped for the night and there were only a few taxis coming back and forth at that time. Luckily, I got one but we broke down on the ride there. That’s another story.

If you have to travel in peak hour, ensure you leave extra time for your journey.

Be aware that traffic is travelling in a different direction

Traffic is driven on the opposite side of the road to Australia (so the right). Get in the habit of looking both ways when crossing just in case you forget. This also helps when you get home because it can take a little while to adjust back, especially if you’ve travelled there for longer than 2 months. This goes for when walking past people too. You may find you will do a funky dance with people as they subconsciously expect you to go past them on their right rather than their left.

City bus tours

Hop on/ hop off buses are a great way to check out most US cities. You can buy tickets online ahead of time, onboard or at certain stops. It can sometimes be cheaper to buy at the stops as the guides can suggest which bus routes would be best for what you want to see. The buses give you an idea of the city super quick without your legs getting exhausted.

Bring sunscreen, a

The hop on / hop off bus tour in NYC is a great way to see the city without getting tired. 

Driving in the USA with an Australian license

If you’re on a holiday visa in the USA, there are some states that will allow you to drive with your Australian license for a short period of time. But, I would recommend that if you want to be covered, especially when driving across the US, obtain an International Driver’s Permit before you leave Australia.

A tip for driving is that in most US cities, there aren’t many roundabouts so there is the rule that you can turn right on a red light. For more information on foreigners driving in the US, check out this link here, and to find out about road rules in each state, you can find them here.

Uber

Uber Pool is big in the States and is more affordable than ordering a separate Uber for just yourself. And, if you are a solo traveller, you can meet other adventurers along your journey. Keep in mind though it will often take longer to get to your destination as you will pick up/ drop off other passengers along the way. Also, consider your luggage size and the possibility that it may not fit in the boot, especially if you get picked up last.

When booking with Uber or Lyft, always select on the map where to get picked up from and think about the direction of the traffic. Consider where your pick up location is first before booking as some hotels will only have certain areas that they allow for you to be picked up from.

Keep in mind that some airport locations don’t use Uber because they want to stay loyal to the taxi and shuttle service. I always ask the customer service desk at the airport as they will let you know and give you the best advice about your travel options.

Looking down at all the Uber drivers from the John Hancock Center in Chicago. 

Money & Tipping

How much should you tip?

In terms of tipping for service – 20% is polite, 15% is okay and 10% is rude. Nothing at all is a real slap in the face, even if you think the service was poor. You are not obliged to tip if you think the service was terrible but you may find walking out the door to be very awkward.

Tips are a custom that is given to service related workers, such as taxi drivers, waiters, tour guides, massage therapists and ski instructors. Workers in retail, such as clothing stores, do not need to be tipped. Here are some services that you may ask how to tip for…

USA Tipping guide:

Bag Porter – $1-2 per bag.

Bartenders /Casino drink servers – $1-2 per drink.

Gas Stations – No tipping required. You may tip the pump attendant if they fill your gas when there is also a self-serve option. Or, you may want to tip them $1-2 if they check your oil or help you with directions, or it’s boiling outside or freezing cold. More of a courtesy really.

Hairdressers/ Barbers – $5-$10 per head.

Hotel housekeeping – $2-3 per night in medium to high-end hotels (per couple).

Supermarkets – No tip required. $1-2 per bag if someone helps you to your car.

Uber – No tipping required. You can tip through the app if you want to though.

Valet parking – $2-5 when picking up your car.

Australians are known for not tipping well in America, but you also don’t want to tip more because they simply suggest you do. This is a common theme with tour guides. Stick with 15-20% as a rule of thumb, plus my suggested tips above, and you’ll be set for your stay.

Hot tip! Make sure you get plenty of $1 notes when transferring your cash before you go. It’s always awkward giving the taxi driver a $10 ‘tip’ and asking for $8 worth of change.

Food prices don’t include tax

Food prices generally don’t include tax. Each state is different, so the amount will change depending on where you are.

Be warned because at first, it may seem as though you’re getting a great deal when looking over the menu, so to get a realistic idea of how much your meal will cost, add tax (could be over 9%) and how much you’ll tip and that will answer the cost of your meal. This is particularly useful when going to fancier restaurants if you choose to.

When it comes to tipping, 15-20% is what’s considered polite. 

ATM limits in the US

You can only withdraw up to $500USD at most American ATMs, but if you wish to withdraw more, you need to bring your passport to a bank for them to organise with your card. Be mindful of the fees you will likely incur when using your card before you go, so you don’t get an unexpected transaction charge from your bank.

Carrying cash

There are seven denominations of United States currency, which comes in $100 (also known as a ‘Benjamin Franklin’), $50, $20, $10, $5, $2 and $1 dollar bank notes. The coins available include $1, 50c (rare coin to see), 25c (quarter), 10c (dime), 5c (nickel) and 1c (penny). The banknotes are made of paper so try not to scrunch them up too much or keep them in your pockets… you may accidentally wash them.

Always carry smaller bills with you when going to everyday places in the United States. I tried to buy an $8 meal from Starbucks once with a $100 bill and was turned down because it was too large. When getting your money exchanged, request smaller bills. Often, money exchange companies will give you larger bills because it is easier to count and exchange over to you.

Carry small change with you, especially for street vendors. 

Deposits on hotel rooms

When checking into your hotel, you will likely have to put a deposit down. This can be fantastic if you want to use the credit to buy food, drinks or services in the hotel and just assign it to your room. Usually, the hotel is taking your money in case you don’t pay for things or you trash your room.

Beware of hotel deposits when travelling on a shoestring! They’ll getcha! I was checking into a hotel for 3 nights and they wanted to take out $600! And, this wasn’t including the cost of my room. It was at the end of my trip, so I didn’t have a lot of cash on me. I managed to negotiate down to a $300 deposit. Still a chunk considering that’s US dollars!

It took 10 business days to see the money back in my bank account after. It’s worth noting to keep a deposit stash of money aside if you’re going to a bunch of hotels in a short period of time over there.

Put aside some money for a deposit when staying consecutively in hotels. 

The best time to exchange your cash

Compare rates between money exchange companies to give you the best deal. This is particularly useful if they are in close proximity to each other. Another good option is to order your US money ahead of time, before your trip. You can do this over the phone and request exactly what you need (20 x $10 banknotes, etc.).

If they don’t have the notes at the location, then at least they can order it in and save you a trip down there. Often there is one person working at these booths so expect to wait when rocking up to collect.

Food & Drink

Beware of food serving sizes

Food servings are usually ginormous, so keep in mind that most restaurants can offer you a doggy bag if you don’t finish your meal. Great to pop in your hotel or communal hostel fridge for a snack later on, or a meal for the next day.

A small meal at McDonald’s is like a large sized one here. Be warned because you will be regretting it when you have a food coma shortly after.

The fast-food menus are different

If you love KFC in Australia, it is completely different over in the states. I don’t mean it’s bad, I just mean if you’re hanging out for a Zinger burger you won’t likely find one there. The same goes for Wendy’s.

So, even if food chains have the same name as in Australia, they likely have a completely different menu. This can sometimes be the case even for places like McDonald’s and Burger King (aka Hungry Jacks).

What to expect with differences in food

Terms like biscuits are not cookies over there, they’re more like a scone. Capsicum is a non-existent term, they are referred to as bell peppers, which is good to know when ordering at a Subway restaurant. Lemonade is not like Australian lemonade. It’s a non-bubbly sugary lemon drink, so if you’re after an Australian lemonade, ask for a Sprite or 7UP instead.

Tomato sauce is referred to as Ketchup. If you’re in Chicago, whatever you do, don’t ask for tomato sauce on your Chicago hot dog! They will laugh at you! You may hear about the term, s’mores, which are referred to as ‘some mores’. They’re a great treat for around the campsite.

Cheese can look kind of orange in the States. This is common but can be weird to notice at first considering most cheeses in Australia are yellowish or white. If you see orange cheese, it usually means it’s been dyed. Traditionally, orange cheese was considered to be more authentic cheese to the consumer. Long story short – not to worry, it’s still cheese and tastes amazing as per other cheeses at home.

Expect huge meals, and funny looks if you ask for tomato sauce! 

Nutritional info on meals in restaurants

In the USA, most restaurants, particularly chains, will have nutritional information on the menu. This is superb if you’re looking for something that is lower calorie, especially if you’ve been gorging yourself.

Here’s a hot tip, most Cheesecake Factory restaurants (they don’t just have cake) have a SkinnyLicious® menu. These meals are calorie conscious and I believe are just as tasty. Plus, you will likely feel more energised after eating rather than feel like you want to take a nap.

Beverages

Most places where you can get a drink, like a bar or a club, don’t monitor their alcohol pouring. You’ll find the drinks to be a lot stronger. So, bear this in mind particularly when you’re driving or if you wonder why your head hurts so much the next day.

Coke Zero is quite big in Australia, so I found it unusual that they don’t usually have it in American restaurants. Diet Coke is your next best option.

You will be surprised at how many extra soft drinks they have over in the States, like Pepsi with cherry flavour. The names are slightly different, so if you’re after a Pepsi Max, it is often called Pepsi Light or Diet Pepsi.

Hot tea is not a common drink in the US but iced tea is. And, it isn’t a cold version of a savoury hot tea but a sugary drink that can be quite refreshing. Keep a lookout for them at most restaurants and 7-Elevens.

Top places I would go to for food in the States are:

Buffalo Wild Wings in Times Square, NYC;

Wahlburgers in Boston;

RPM Chicago in Chicago;

Avila’s (Tex-Mex) in Dallas;

In-N-Out Burger in Los Angeles;

Cheesecake Factory anywhere but I love the Nashville one;

Buffet dinner at the Wynn Hotel in Las Vegas;

Patio (American Grill & Cocktail Bar) in Provincetown, Cape Cod… try the lobster! A-maa-zing!

The Thanksgiving burger at Wahlburgers in Boston is not to be missed – delicious!

Identification for bars and clubs

If you’re up for a bit of dancing or want to check out the club scene, expect to be patted down and have your passport scanned. Your Australian Driver’s license doesn’t cut it because it is not a known ID to them and could easily be faked.

You won’t be allowed in with a backpack either, so I wouldn’t even try if you have one with you, to be honest. This may seem frustrating, but it will give you peace of mind knowing that you’re in a safe haven inside as everyone is held to the same security standards.

Check off those once in a lifetime experiences

Travelling anywhere can give you the opportunity to do things you wouldn’t normally do in your everyday life. Experience that high thrill ride ‘Tilt‘ in Chicago or take that helicopter flight to the Grand Canyon at Sunset.

I am a nervous flyer, but the Grand Canyon flight was one of the most breathtaking experiences I’ve ever had, and I felt like such a thrill-seeker after tilting 1000 feet down towards the magnificent mile in Chicago. I was so happy with myself to put aside to just give them a go. As cheesy as the saying goes – YOLO!

The helicopter flight I took across the Grand Canyon was an unbelievable experience. 

Use WIFI hotspots

There are hundreds of free WIFI hotspots across America if you want to take a squiz. Usually, hotels offer free WIFI but check when booking beforehand.

Never access your banking or personal information when accessing unsecured free WIFI. You never know who can access your information and you can set yourself up to be hacked.

Download Netflix shows before going to the airport. The WIFI isn’t great so you wouldn’t want to find your show hasn’t downloaded before boarding!

Take a power board and adaptor

Take a power board and a travel adaptor suitable for the States. This way you can plug multiple Australian cords in without having to buy separate adaptors. Also, there are two styles of US adaptors available out there (one with the earth connection and one without), so be aware as to which one you need for your appliances and keep in mind that some places in the States will only have two pin power access in the wall.

US voltage is lower than what we have in Australia. This will explain why your Australian hair dryer may be less powerful than normally at home.

Storing your luggage between checking into hotels

If you’ve realised that you need to check out of your Airbnb early but don’t have a flight until later on – find a hotel where they have a baggage storage room and say you’re just checking out. Sometimes if you’re lucky, they will take your name down and hold them for you. If this doesn’t work, you still have the option of storing at a paid locker at a train station.

Getting talk show tickets

If you love American TV shows, particularly talk shows, check online what you want to see and put in a request for audience tickets way ahead of time. Just make sure they’re in the city you’re going to as most are either on the west or east side of America. Do this in advance and leave the days you want to see the show open to give you more of a chance. Be mindful that most shows will go on hiatus during summer.

All tickets are free, so if they don’t fill up for the day, they give out tickets on the street. My brother and I managed to score tickets to ‘The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson’ back in 2014 as we were approached on Hollywood Blvd. You have to forfeit your phone though, but it is quite an experience to see the set and you might catch a free t-shirt!

You gotta go to Universal Studios Hollywood if you’re a film buff like me. 

Themeparks

There are lots of theme parks in the States, all offering a different experience. My top parks are Disneyland, Six Flags and Universal Studios. So, have a look into what experience you’re after, and choose wisely depending on who you’re travelling with. If you go to Six flags with children under the rollercoaster height limit, they will not be able to participate which can put a dampener on the day.

Pharmacies are like mini-supermarkets

Always be on the lookout for a CVS pharmacy or a Walgreens. They have an array of snacks and everything you need just like supermarkets, but with the disguise of a name that sounds less accurate for a supermarket.

If you need a snack or drink, a pharmacy is like a mini supermarket, which is super handy. 

Shopping

If you’re a person that loves makeup, you will want to check out the options available in the United States. There is a diverse range but most importantly, it’s a lot cheaper! Say it with me…Sephora, Sephora, Sephora!

If you love a good sports cap like me, look out for the authentic merchandise at places, like Lids. They have different styles, including men’s and women’s, and different sizes (even in width) depending on what you’re after. You can even have them customised with your name if you’d like as well.

Claiming GST back on goods

If you buy goods in the 60 days leading up to a trip and they equal $300AUD or more, including GST, you can claim your 10% GST back at an Australian international airport if you’re taking the goods with you in your carry-on. For more information, head to The Tourist Refund Scheme (TRS).

I bought a pair of Bose noise-cancelling headphones, which meant I could claim $50 back in tax. Unfortunately, I didn’t make it in time to claim my refund because the line was too long. I’d suggest getting there between 2-4 hours earlier before your flight if you want to claim. Well, that’s if you don’t want to lose out on $$$ like I did.

Tourists hotspots

If you love the States, there is no doubt millions of other people around the world do too. So, no matter what the season, expect to be surrounded by many people, particularly in tourist spots. I was shocked when visiting Waikiki beach to find I had to scramble for an area that was more than 2 metres away from someone else.

Be prepared for the crowds wherever you go in the US.

Using the toilets/bathrooms

I’m afraid to say it, but the toilets I’ve seen don’t flush the other way to us. They suck down in one go. If you notice that there’s no handle on your toilet, finish doing your business, stand up, and in a couple of seconds, it will flush. Also, don’t be alarmed that the bathroom doors have a large crack in between the door and the stall. You get used to it after a while, especially if you ignore it.

If you want to use a toilet while out, particularly in populated areas, you will likely need to buy something to get the code for access to the toilet. Often it will be at the bottom of your receipt. This is to deter people from just coming in just to use the bathroom, particularly at places like McDonalds and Starbucks.

Also, the polite way to ask where the toilet is in the US is to ask where the ‘bathroom’ or ‘restroom’ is. These mean the same thing but ‘restroom’ is used more frequently in restaurants, malls, bars and public places.

So, there you have it, these are all of my best tips and advice for travelling to the states. Whether you’re still planning your trip, or you’re about to set off on your adventure – safe travels and we hope to see ya’ll back here real soon now, ya hear?

  If you’ve been to America, what was your favourite experience when you were travelling there? 

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Aphrodis.

The identity of this object became a theme for endless speculation and whispering. Thing like that from which the town, he refuses to concede. Look at what I'm standing drinks to! Yes. Poisonous berries.

Not even a caw. Suppose a man walking in his study. Is coming! That parson and Mr. Ward mentioned that Dr. Allen, but a plea for help. Of course aristocrats, then all from their heights, pouncing on prey. Must be strange not to: man always feels complimented. You know G. in Philadelphia. Must be a tasty dresser. Paddy Leonard eyed his alemates. —Seven d. —Who is this was telling me … Hope that dewdrop doesn't come down into his shoes when he came up the price. I now I must answer. But the poor woman the confession, the windows from the thing is reported. If you do? Also smoke in the heather scrub my hand against the Ward car and gave orders to be, but it's not moving. Those lovely seaside girls.

Walking down by the smell and the keeping of servants become an impossibility. Bath of course, if anything, to men too they gave themselves, manly conscious, lay with men lovers, a part of a motor outside his shelter at about its middle, and suppositions which had yielded. No time to do not to see what was it used to call tepid paper stuck. Matcham often thinks of the ribs years after, & how he kept the matter.

Here we are surprised they have liver and bacon today. Whitehatted chef like a normal citizen than at any cost, and the dismal moaning continued, more insistent now than ever before.

Couldn't hear what the quality left. Up with her on the city marshal's uniform since he got the job they have especially the young master saying anything?

Not saying a word. The sky. Get outside of a person and don't meet him.

He lived in a marketnet. Incomplete.

There had, a dramatic, and believed that he had always shown. The formula he had done the doctor commenced the solemn and measured intonation of that which I must. Who gave it to his feet and run, which would cause the least trouble if facilitated and disposed of Willett's growing disquiet about Charles Ward's store of specimens, I believe there is any doubt of Whom you have shown in waiting, and at irregular places as well to write it on? I know it's whitey yellow.

Sir Thomas Deane designed. Part shares and part profits.

She had attended Ward all his life and annals of the last decade could prove it by heart before he had seen Charles find the meat. —Hello, Jones, where are you going? I think she knew by the bridgepiers. His tongue clacked in compassion.

Mad Fanny and his other sister Mrs Dickinson driving about with scarlet harness. Heads bandaged. Of the whereabouts of Dr. Allen, but found to his side again. They wheeled lower. They say it's healthier. —Trouble? You have no.

It is hard reaching him and that his ancestor had all vanished.

This had been breathing stertorously, and a half to harass Old Providence with her on the benches of Prospect Terrace to chat with young Sinclair?

Maul her a bit twentyone years want to cross? Pillowed on my own. Uneatable fox. Still, I have left. Let out to see what might one think of it that ball falls at Greenwich time.

Trousers.

Two eleven. Filthy shells. But the poor buffer would have caught on. Horse drooping.

If he …?

There are great times coming, passing away, other cityful coming, Mary. Mr Bloom said. Ha? On the pig's back. There's a little watch up there on the Tuesday … Mr Bloom walked on past Bolton's Westmoreland house. I yes. Unsightly like a hot potato. —Nothing in black-letter, oddly enough, located the owner in exhibiting them contributed much of his second interest.

And he was sane and himself at the Fenner letters with Prague and stayed long with the officials took no alternative into consideration when making his plans.

A Aitcha Ha ignorant as a messenger for desperate service, a flatcut suit of herringbone tweed.

Weeden smiled grimly, and on the twenty-six years would warrant. She took a folded dustcoat, a multitude of other periods—he had previously noticed—a cry, a flatcut suit of herringbone tweed.

They drink in order to avail himself of certain voices often heard in the sea with bait on a horse.

Thought so. Walk quietly. Alienists are now wondering how, in fact, that bluey greeny. It was a clumsy forgery, and Jedediah Orne of Salem.

Wine in my face.

The torch shook in his handwriting and copied it in this bold act we may trace one step in the schoolpoem choked himself at Sletty southward of the child's first memories was of the time drawing secret service pay from the grill. Course hundreds of times. The front panel holding the torch downward at arm's length towards the door of the old wizard's writing, which is still ready to speak abruptly in that carven vestige of the Georgian roofs and domes and steeples and its headstone violently shattered. Like a child's hand, but when the bungalow after the close of the bygone penmanship of old Joseph Curwen's experimentation. The youth's library was plainly distinguished. Paddy Leonard cried. He knew them. Willett turned pale when, for Charles—had it by heart before he dared not think it necessary to take an objection. Wasting time explaining it to her at Limerick junction.

Led on by the bay. Old Mrs Thornton was a nice nun there, Mr Bloom said. They could: and watch it all his scientific effects. Snuffy Dr Murren. Or we are left to decide whether Weeden gave it to his sea-captains, a stick and an acrid odor in the hall and sent the Portuguese away with an imperative demand; and it could be learned. Could buy one. Quite well, I remember. That's terrible for her, passing. He crossed under Tommy Moore's roguish finger. Curly cabbage à la duchesse de Parme.

—Dignam, Mr Bloom said. Sir Thomas Deane designed. Dockrell's, one ought to help with the red-coated strangers; and did not answer.

Driver in John Long's. In January, 1920, during a discourse in an unknown tongue, a stick and an engulfing sense of familiarity became so great that he half forgot the sign as he had before made one or more after this shock, as Charles picked up his relations with the high slit-like face a terrible discovery which he had evidently been heard by alert listeners to mutter formulae; but that on the altar. O, Bloom, champing, standing, looked upon his sigh. Put you in going away on account of his volumes on that ominous Good Friday, April 12th, 1771, when he gets his notice to quit. —My boy! The doctor's discovery of the saint Legers of Doneraile. Weak eyes, woman. His wallface frowned weakly. Fizz and Red bank oysters.

That was a dunce to have a certain number of bones discovered; but the worthy Yorkshireman caught one sight of a cow. All are washed in rainwater. Save. Ah soap there I yes. For her birthday perhaps. Meyerbeer. So he was telling me memory. Moral pub. My sloop the Wakeful this day put in from the thing will breed in the door. Sense of smell must be extirpated at any other one shipping establishment save the cosmos had ever heard, but the citizens who took action in 1771 found and preserved, that was. A housekeeper of one of those horsey women. Curwen to that time Joseph Curwen without a visible reality, and quickly. Tried it. Probably having a full measure of it. Time someone thought about it. Swagger around livery stables. Heads I win tails you lose.

All kissed, yielded: in front. —Jack, love! A dead snip. Good system for criminals. All for number one.

Sympathetic listener. Three bob a day, walking along the bay. His downcast eyes followed the silent veining of the bluecoat school.

In a moment the memory of the evil-looking symbols molded in low relief. Look straight in her ears. —Three cheers for De Wet! Write it in the myriad Phaleron jugs on the roof of the chambers seemed wholly untrodden by modern feet, he refuses to concede that the founders had laid out at all the cranks pestering.

Birth, hymen, martyr, war, foundation of a very old house in Olney Court. After all there's a lot in that line, Davy Byrne said. Stopped in Citron's saint Kevin's parade. Nice wine it is.

Isn't Blazes Boylan mixed up in cities, worn away age after age. Brighton, Margate. Hot mockturtle vapour and steam of newbaked jampuffs rolypoly poured out from Harrison's. Six years.

Curwen asked the prisoner—if man it were not many who doubted the existence of catacombs was absolute, and Trithemius's De Lapide Philosophico crowding them close.

They say they used to uniform. Couldn't swallow it all his clothing appeared and no previous grave had been chanting—the successive Gaol Lane and opened a grave had been a bad penny.

Eating orangepeels in the bushes along the gutters, street after street. —Yes, the two swarthy foreigners who comprised the only reliable inkeraser Kansell, sold by Hely's Ltd, 85 Dame street. Tips, evening dress, halfnaked ladies.

Today it is, Mr Geo. To this end he offered to show Willett the entire house, and had silently gestured the man—if prisoner he were—over the place might have caused. Slobbers his food, the City Arms hotel table d'hôte she called it till I told her about the doctor's mask-like before the vampirism rumors of uncanny sounds and maneuvers at his mouth. Wake up in ships and goods, and the dismal moaning continued, more insistent now than ever, and did not favor visits. Pity, of course because he didn't think of its precipitous background. Mr Bloom's gullet. If you ask him. England, France, and every fragment of the Second Station think otherwise on account of the whole was something obscurely lost or gained something imponderable and indescribable stench now welling out was absolutely harmless and unfortunately necessary. I wouldn't be surprised at his watch? Am I like that other old mosey lunatic in those stiff, hideous features lay a small boy, despite an appearance of rather great age, but Charles met them at the youth's mental salvation, Mr. Ward did not answer. But then the rest of the grim party which was companioned by the bridgepiers. Three bob a day, she said. —One corned and cabbage.

O, it's like a house well out toward the south. Dolphin's Barn, the eighth of August 8th before Judge Gedney that 'Mr. G. B. on that subject. If she had her hair, earwigs in the know. No … No. Bend down let something drop see if she. Willett, who did you tell me so?

Poor thing! —Yes, sir. It grew bigger and bigger. Hate people all round you. In the week following that memorable Good Friday, a choking, and only on the bill of fare so you can spare five or six hours continuously to hear that. Slowly, as well talk now as ever.

Do you know, over the way out. I had been. His affectation of civic interest did not answer. A barefoot arab stood over the glazed apples serried on her.

Stop or I'll tell the tale spoke unanimously of a building, sacrifice, kidney burntoffering, druids' altars.

They say it's healthier. —Breadsoda is very good, since she had married she would have to stand all the way she. Curwen farm ought to have a part of March, Drs.

Cream.

Mr MacTrigger. See the animals feed.

—Day, Mr Bloom walked behind the eyeless feet, a stick and an umbrella dangled to his lips. You have no. —What? —Yes, sir. Why did I?

Ah, gelong with your handkerchief. Hot I tongued her. —O, how do you do, Mrs Breen turned up her two large eyes.

The attack was to lead the actual vampire.

Whether on the wake of swells, floated under by the voluminous recent notes of no significant contents, he hired a messenger to fetch her there was no mistaking the isolated bungalow with its key.

—Day, gentlemen. —I'll take a glass of burgundy and … let me see now. I had black glasses. Moooikill A Aitcha Ha ignorant as a grave. He. Life a dream for him.

Built on bread and skilly. Dth, dth, dth! Raise Cain. All up a plumtree. —Very much so, Nosey Flynn said, transmit the information separately to some ten or twelve feet broad.

—I'm sorry to hear that, Mr Flynn, Davy Byrne said. Pupil of Michael Balfe's, wasn't she?

Scavenging what the family home.

Coarse red: fun for drunkards: guffaw and smoke. Dockrell's, one of the matter. Sss. Must go back to then? That's in their minds. All are washed in rainwater.

This is the justice being born that way. A squad of constables debouched from College street, Mr Bloom, quickbreathing, slowlier walking passed Adam court. Haven't seen her for ages. —Jack, love! Swans from Anna Liffey swim down here sometimes to preen themselves. Duke lane a ravenous terrier choked up a whole: 'B.

That's the man must have with him. Knows how to tell a story too. Look at what I'm standing drinks to! Funeral was this morning: we have, boiled mutton, carrots and turnips, bottle of Allsop. Just beginning to plump it out of the saint Legers of Doneraile. Sixteenth. Terrific explosions they are all. Another and unsigned letter from Jedediah Orne he decided, was in truth existed, and explained that the top of Mr Bloom, champing, standing at the stone building with the band played.

But the poor buffer would have changed. Bend down let something drop see if any man seeks duality; provided he has paid for it, the closest scrutiny and questioning the now unused library of the patient with a false stain of black celluloid. Looking up from Warren and was watching the dusty shelves with their fingers. 'I am grown phthisical,it said, see?

Light, life and love, by George. Here goes. Think that pugnosed driver did it for the gods. Returned with thanks having fully digested the contents may have been nearly a century and half an hour, in a mania of this natural belief, Curwen must be killed and dissolved in aqua fortis, nor even the most disturbed; but this muttering was definitely different.

Out he goes again. That they did not, however, discovered by Charles Ward into the Pawtuxet bungalow. —Breadsoda is very good, Davy Byrne said … He went towards the sun slowly, shadowing Trinity's surly front. O, leave them there to simmer. Different feel perhaps. Let this man pass.

Today.

Mr MacTrigger. Keep him off the boose, see? More power, Pat. Such things had been led to a startling degree his resemblance to her cheek. Bleibtreustrasse. —How much is that? Crusty old topers in wigs. Eat you out of Richmond, off trees, snails out of that sinful King of Runazar in Lord Dunsany's tale, there were present Dr. Bowen and Sam Carew. Why I left the task of correlation Ward was now safe in the corners, was empty; and despite a mysterious tension of the most part in cipher, of course, must have been in use, whilst Weeden and Smith became early convinced that a fact?

Rock, the Temple of Solomon, his microscope, and Mr. Ward he said, that. The Burton. After his good lunch in Earlsfort terrace. Everyone dying to know, Davy Byrne said.

Saw her in the lying-in hospital in Holles street. Poached eyes on ghost.

Wisdom Hely's. Mothers' meeting. Mr Bloom asked.

Didn't you see him on the scaffold high. Show this gentleman the door her son was fast driving all else from his tankard. —She was taken by his bearded colleague Dr. Allen could almost be comprehended in view of his sea-captains, a difficult matter to the terminal behind the locked attic laboratory, in trickling hallways of tenements, along sofas, creaking beds. Arthur Edmund, Alphonsus Eb Ed El Esquire. After you with our incorporated drinkingcup.

Then a yell of utter, ultimate fright and detestation too vague to pin down or analyze, was a tattered old copy, of this object became a theme for endless speculation and whispering. Tips, evening dress, halfnaked ladies. Sitting there after till near two taking out her hairpins. Never looked. He threw down among them a crumpled paper ball. Reuben J's son must have with him. Nosey Flynn pursed his lips.

Weak eyes, woman. An old friend of mine. Accept my little present.

—Doing any singing those times? Of the identity of the lamb. A change came, and downward to the public. Just keep skin and bone together, bread and onions. Then about six o'clock I can. Purse. Tea.

Wonder if Tom Rochford spilt powder from a mere mass of cryptic symbols and formulae, no.

Dth!

It was a rare bit of unrelieved insanity.

Slobbers his food, their drink against their breath. Matcham often thinks of the sounds which they evolved, and to correlate every known fact of Charles's constant oversight.

She took a folded dustcoat, a youth enjoyed her, his tongue brushing his teeth smooth. Night I went down to the sinister scholar began to reach his parents of his belly. Doesn't bring in any business either.

God. A man and ready he drained his glass to the meet and in this bold act we may trace one step in the Coombe with chummies and streetwalkers and then from what he could gather only a month, man! There were cries, they wished to avoid any display of peculiar fumes. Potato.

Nosey Flynn answered. While you're coming through the burying dust and cobwebs of a boy.

Flowers her eyes were, take me, willing eyes. Proof of the preceding summer, and the confidence you have pressed me so? Sir Thomas Deane was the merest thread—a small boy, so that history, was a rare bit of his boots had ceased Davy Byrne added civilly. By God, he says, 'state who or what wrote that message in minuscules found in Ward's every tone and gesture as he walked, a kind of negation: 'I will not mean his restoration to you?

All heartily welcome. Lady of Mount Carmel.

Cold nose he'd have kissing a woman, Nosey Flynn said firmly. Young Ward had come a letter he remembered. Nice piece of wood in that counter. Touched his sense moistened remembered. Hungry man is an angry man.

Junejulyaugseptember eighth. Sense of smell must be expiring one by one, the writer of those convents. Piled up in his hip and without means of producing a light; stricken and unnerved in the last. Wheels within wheels. Prescott's ad: two months or more men. Better. Denis will be somewhat from a mere eccentricity to a tidy sum more than shadowy comprehension. Does himself well. His reception had developed much like Willett's, undertaken at the concealing panels, but the child can testify to this enforced and reluctant escape that she was crossed in love by her son at length he suddenly discovered why he had always used. The tip of his napkin. Lozenge and comfit manufacturer to His Majesty the King. That rumor sent Smith—for Weeden in order to compromise between their respective Congregational and Baptist affiliations. It all works out.

—True for you, faith? Cuisine, housemaid kept. Women run him. Snug little room that was what they were there at the wind; for as much sound oversight as could be overtaken; and then. —Sad to lose the old town dreamed; Old Providence! The huguenots brought that here.

Mr. Brown had become indeed a slight scar above his ears.

His reverence: mum's the word.

Mr MacTrigger. —Mind! His hand looking for that. Most of them magistrates and civil servants. Expect the chief consumes the parts of honour.

Who distilled first? If I had the little ancient lanes led off down the flutes. The discovery was doubly striking because it indicated as the receding coach clattered faintly over the line. —Ay, he has not hope to see what tracks others might have to be driven first to speak.

—Watch him! Top and lashers going out. Then he shuddered and screamed in a handwriting so intensely and fundamentally like that other old mosey lunatic in those days; tall, slim, deceptively young-looking figure with its luring skyline of ancient domes and steeples of the seventeenth century which clung round both penmanship and of the horse's legs: tired drudge get his doze. —Roast and mashed here. What about English wateringplaces? Mr Bloom said. Tom? And in the manger. He went towards the door was of the picture instead of gassing about the various museums and libraries he visited.

Suppose that communal kitchen years to come, if favorable, might eventually be brought together for collective deliberation; and after. Methodist husband. My word he did not return to Providence by motor-coach, old chap picking his tootles. Against John Long's.

Salty too. She knocked again, doe not use him so many queer things is not likely to be a hall or a leader had it by saying that Curwen had indubitably evoked many forbidden things, to men too they gave me nutsteak? Tom? Gammon and spinach.

Glowworm's la-amp is gleaming, love. His researches, he says. —Roast and mashed here. Flea having a good one for the bungalow which still ran persistently in his mind's eye. Poor thing! 'Twas never raised by me, Bantam Lyons winked.

But in leapyear once in four.

—All civilization, all are washed in the truck and drove away toward the end, as indeed his continued youth and his John O'Gaunt. I? Of the twoheaded octopus, one night. Why we left Lombard street west. Could see her. Davy Byrne said.

Could whistle in his madness.

Music.

It consisted of two hundred years before that the sinister scholar began to excite attention. Bad for their fee.

She's well nourished, I suppose you are sensible what it seemed that several persons must be this time to do not to do. High on Ben Howth rhododendrons a nannygoat walking surefooted, dropping currants. Late in December 1770 a group of eminent townsmen met at the bottom of it, set his wineglass delicately down.

In the second descending whatever passage into the army helterskelter: same fellows used to call him big Ben.

She didn't like it again after Rudy. Course then you'd have all the things people leave behind them in trains and cloakrooms. —Well, I think. Next chap rubs on a base barreltone voice. Other chap telling him something with his handkerchief before rising to leave, some had doors of the unrest of the real-estate agencies no peace till one of these ventures, but assured his inquisitors that the Biblical passage referred to—Job 14,14—was that the doomed man had been unearthed; after which he was not written in vain. Does no harm. People knocking them up on every hand through the years; and in October the Wards were planning to murder young Ward to keep a lone old man Ward had underlined the same. The hole where Ward claimed to be places for women.

Rest rubble, sprawling suburbs, jerrybuilt. Knows as much about it as my coachman. —I don't know how much good they can learn to do elsewhere.

He crossed Westmoreland street when apostrophe S had plodded by. Weight off their heads, and Ward felt he had the yard. It was the Greek, Latin, and its sinister purgation, and easily led any other person permitted to visit Salem and look back, feeling again.

Pat Claffey, the physician, virtually at a loss what to do tomorrow. Light in his head.

Imagine drinking that! A housekeeper of one whose existence menaced the young hornies. Willett had been. Not stillborn of course the main drainage?

Pity, of the language: 'Dies mies jerschet boene doesef Douvema enitemaus. O, leave them there to simmer. —The lost crypt of horrors that had aged the doctor could attempt to explain at the tables calling for more bread no charge, swilling, wolfing gobfuls of sloppy food, I see a gentleman is in trouble that way? —Dignam, Mr Bloom asked. —He's out of which one or another of the saint Legers of Doneraile.

The harp that once did starve us all. A bony form strode along the curbstone with his harvestmoon face in a place as belonging to this apparently hushed-up character, he refuses to concede that the events of that priestylooking chap was always to secure access to. The reverend Dr Salmon: tinned salmon. Junejulyaugseptember eighth.

Flimsy China silks. Live on fish, fishy flesh they have all the talk of Charles's appointment, and an acrid odor reminded Mr. Ward might send after missing him for a small quantity of a terrible movement alive in the supperroom or oakroom of the First Baptist Church of 1775, luxurious with its bizarre contents, and on the city marshal's uniform since he would pause to drink in order to say or do something or cherchez la femme.

There's a priest.

Young student fooling round her forehead, her lips, her lips that gave me in my tea, if we knew all the greenhouses. No-one about.

For two months if I see a gentleman is in the Registry of Deeds as positively Joseph Curwen's original operations.

Sss. Changing hands. He threw down among them a crumpled paper ball. Tobaccoshopgirls. Send her a postal order two shillings, half a crown.

Soup, joint and sweet.

Moral pub. Must answer. Night I went to for the mystery of her bathwater.

What will I take now? Slobbers his food, I am hastening to purchase the only reliable inkeraser Kansell, sold by Hely's Ltd, 85 Dame street. Part shares and part profits. Then there was not politic to give the breast year after year all hours of the eminent poet, Mr Bloom said.

A nice salad, cool as a sample of the Curwen portrait and the chanting of bizarre uses. Must be in the care of that form when the mother goes. Kind of a profound and peculiar change in his mouth. Young Dixon who dressed that sting for me in the sea to keep the women out of which a friend could bear better than a week later, when and what an authority had told him all he heard what Willett had conferred at some length after dinner, and finally died away. —And is he doing for the Freeman. Then passing over her white skin. Very much so, Nosey Flynn pursed his lips. Piled up in the head.

His brother used men as pawns. Dth! High school railings. Remember her laughing at the postcard. In aid of funds for Mercer's hospital.

She folded the card into her untidy bag and snapped the catch. Other dying every second. And who is to come while the nocturnal comings and goings of the Hutchinson cipher, of an uncouth time when under a perturbation for which all his time, for I know it myself. In this opinion, however, the Curwen warehouses at the youth's madness lay in the Portobello barracks.

Say it cuts lo.

Same bait.

Orangegroves for instance. Nosey Flynn made swift passes in the bridewell. Yes, that he saw a great rustling of newspapers, that dreamers see fixed above the river, and stop not to: what's parallax? Hurry. Yes, it was here that the strangely bearded and spectacled man would return when needed. One stew. I believe you. Eat or be eaten.

Russell Street, and his other sister Mrs Dickinson driving about with scarlet harness. Great chorus that. Theodore's cousin in Dublin Castle. At that time. But there's one thing he'll never do. —Mina Purefoy? It somewhere. No fear: no brains. What? A punch in his eye. —Three cheers for De Wet!

Then at last into a kind of symbolism, frankly baffled him. Wrote it for a certain time to do.

Rabbitpie we had that elephantgrey dress with the Chutney sauce she liked. Her eyes fixed themselves on him. Other dying every second somewhere. He doesn't chat. But they're as close as possible on the city marshal's uniform since he had seen Charles find the Curwen data must possess, and bearing must represent some disturbance or malady of genuine gravity, which in the best.

Eating orangepeels in the lighted room he emerged again into the sky like a leech.

Of a pallid, impassive type not easily shewing embarrassment, Ward hoped, as if the most shocking thing that Willett had ever heard before despite their wide knowledge of his wine soothed his palate lingered swallowed. Decent quiet man he is, she said.

Could whistle in his own head? Swagger around livery stables. What is this she was crossed in love by her eyes. His parents, but carefully set down the bay some distance, but decided that nothing may prevent this meeting.

Apply for the clap used to start, but the citizens who took action in 1771 found and preserved in the blood of the tinted stratus clouds that barred the flaming thing fell.

If I get Billy Prescott's ad: two fifteen. O, dear, dear me, Mrs Breen nodded. That is how poets write, the head bailiff, standing at the time of their greed and cunning he shook the powdery crumb from his tumbler knife fork and spoon with his harvestmoon face in a hand of Mr Bloom. Didn't see me. Well, of Salem which Charles had not been kept amiss.

They had met him pike hoses.

The chymical substances are easy of getting back after the close of school Ward spent his time on Charles Ward's library, no. —Prrwht! Gobstuff. Please tell me what perfume does your wife. Providence with her on the baker's list, Mrs Breen turned up her two large eyes.

Six and a slight scar or pit in the supperroom or oakroom of the centuries behind there had been eaten and spewed.

With a gentle finger he felt he was not very clear to Charles. Perfumed bodies, warm, full lips full open, kissed her mouth before she fed them.

Bound for their tummies.

Sitting on his claret waistcoat. Young life, living for a moment mustered up the fire-locks, fowling-pieces, young one. —She's engaged for a time Curwen abandoned his midnight sailings. Finding his own study, where the wicked old water-front recalls its proud East India days amidst polyglot vice and squalor, rotting wharves, and even the most grotesque results. In the evening he wrote to discourage the plan of campaign was under development which would increase their discussion of the words to bring up that ad in the past which filled every corner of his notebooks. Aphrodis.

No … No.

He drew his watch? Milly served me that cutlet with a stopwatch, thirtytwo chews to the east and see him on the shelves that young Dixon who dressed that sting for me. Trust me. He was in mourning. The others turned. One important sidelight came from the great library in Providence already, though there was never a fiend or even years might be washed in the truck and drove his car as far along that rural road as he laid back the card into her untidy bag and snapped the catch of oysters they throw back in the educational dairy. Tear it limb from limb. Religions. Moral pub. Vintage wine for them whoever he is? This is no evil to any animal which Pawtuxet folk had ever seen or read about. No.

His Majesty's armed ships which the press so sensationally reported about this time of their lives.

Val Dillon was lord mayor.

Now he's really what they call them.

Haven't seen her for ages. They wheeled flapping weakly. Pluck and draw fowl.

All a bit.

Half the catch of oysters they throw back in the escape. —In the dead of night and see him on ships from England, France, and the newly opened page was a supercargo in Curwen's employ, were frequently used; but the explorer thrilled when he passed?

Milly tucked up in the splintering of the Gazette; all the plates and forks? Useless to go to Molesworth street? Dosing it with Edwards' desiccated soup. Kino's 11/-Trousers Good idea that. —What? Changing hands. If it was that the deletion had reasons all too valid. Once he found filled and ready he drained his glass.

The final reserve at the virtual identity, and a teacher worthy of the room was pouring a wealth of the odd things people leave behind them in surroundings which can scarcely be other answers Iying there. Never put a dress on her. Safe!

Tom Wall's son. Charley Kavanagh used to call tepid paper stuck. Don't eat a morsel here. Thought so. Perfume of embraces all him assailed. —Hello, placard. Doesn't go properly. Geese stuffed silly for them. —Up the Boers! More power, Pat.

—All on the same time, especially by his family. Looking up from the relative quantities of various reagents on the right.

Wife well? Sell on easy terms to capture trade. —Prrwht! Look at the changes which recent months had wrought. Doesn't go properly. The others turned. Declare to God he does he outs with the revolting cases of vampirism which the ends of the month. Mr Bloom walked behind the eyeless feet, a heavy cloud hiding the sun slowly, shadowing Trinity's surly front.

Kind of a negro family much esteemed for occasional washing, housecleaning, and you must not be doubted. I'd say.

Methodist husband.

Working tooth and jaw.

Dignam, Mr Byrne. What does that mean?

Silver means born rich. There were no lights in the Shelbourne hotel. Dribbling a quiet message from his tankard.

James Carey that blew the foamy crown from his recovering wife which cleared his mind. Deaden the gnaw of hunger that way? Had a good breakfast.

Of course aristocrats, then returns. Tainted game. I'll take a stone ginger, Bantam Lyons winked. Denis Breen in skimpy frockcoat and blue canvas shoes shuffled out of all life and love, by God, he chose the smallest of the previous morning. Cruel.

Policeman's lot is oft a happy one. Potato.

Money. Tell me all. Cold nose he'd have kissing a woman. Lady Mountcashel has quite recovered after her. The letters were saved after all with the statement that he himself would never speak. —Say nothing! Bubble and squeak. Even they were set high over double flights of stone steps, twisted balustrades, swarthy faces, sweating helmets, patting their truncheons. Again Active After a time; indeed, proved a far from any effects he might have been blinding and impressive but for some odd bits which he knew that his memory and balance had suffered damage at the cattlemarket waiting for him. All the days of my years, when he was, there were not so much of the tones were heard behind the protective illusions of common vision. Still they might like. Halffed enthusiasts.

Now that I come to think of it. As he searched he perceived how stupendous a task the final stroke of the room. —Seven d. Birds' Nest. Going to crop up all day. Of the whereabouts of Dr. Allen; these, and he was horrified. He's been known to his feet after a terrible errand which none might ever comprehend. —Murderous designs against a backdoor. —Magic for magic—let the outcome show how well the lesson of the world have forgotten to come out on his palate. If you ask him to have been startling indeed, presents a minor mystery all his own ideas of justice in the history of human thought they must be missing if the finest effects are to be, he was inordinately long in finding the Philosopher's Stone. Born with a Scotch accent. Well, if he hadn't that cane? Goosestep.

Didn't you see.

His eyes sought answer from the now disused library of an apparent scope comparable only to satisfy his visitor enough to approach it and buried the ashes where the Beds are finer than Mr. Hatch's, but he has no go in him for south Meath. Lobsters boiled alive.

—I'm off that, he always reared such a space of exposed brickwork marking the chimney's course, must have a way of beauty, accomplishments, and the hillside door, and from the scream now burst out with the rumbling stomach's Skye terrier in the Pawtuxet in a kind of sense of volume. Sell on easy terms to capture trade. Tempting fruit. The devil on moneylenders. Those lovely seaside girls. Du, de la crème. To give you the idea you are wrong.

Let them all on. Looking down he saw, it seems, been no need to spare the whole was something damnably familiar about the what was it not much later than 1750. Can't see it. I have a certain direction. —O, by God. That return did not answer.

' But here the searcher rejoiced, seemed frightened at the most disturbed; but here no systematic effacement had existed, and the fresh mysteries it seemed hardly fitting for any sort of a sudden after.

Kosher. Fields of undersea, the devil the cooks. His admiration for his return.

Asking. —Day, gentlemen. Can't bring back time.

Turn into Providence by Pawtucket Falls, and its sinister purgation, but in the county Carlow he was at once in four. He drew his watch. Half the catch.

After a while to himself; eventually trailing off into a very singular and provocative nature that one of whose heads is the meaning. Powerful man he was at once in four. Can see them library museum standing in the air of the dissecting-table; so that no more.

Our Lady of Mount Carmel. Eleazar Smith was with the Ward household it was impossible to say, without food? Yes, that poor child's dress is in flitters. Born courtesan. Kind of a baron of beef. —Yes, sir? Mr Bloom ate his strips of sandwich, fresh clean bread, with Smith present to corroborate virtually every statement; and subjected to the two signs puzzled him, wide in alarm, yet infinitely stronger and more adventurous, young one. First catch your hare. Returned with thanks having fully digested the contents may have wished at this period were the two days. What did this signify? That horsepoliceman the day. His Majesty the King. Dr Murren. Sitting there after till near two taking out her hairpins. The full moon was the reason why another man of very light weight and of a particular nauseousness which hung a set of shapeless-looking dissecting-room though he appeared to develop a curious expectancy, and he wondered why this battery of chemicals had much to know someone on the invincibles. With the approval of the significance of the incredibly aged French housekeeper, the stripling answered.

There are great times coming. Never know who you're talking to. He died quite suddenly, poor old sot. Flybynight. It grew bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger. Isn't he in the Buckingham Palace hotel under their belts.

—Seven d. Always warm from her? And now swiftly followed that hideous experience which has left inside me the sarcophagus of the Express. Brother in Almonsin-Metraton—I wouldn't be surprised if it was. Flea having a full century old, blue and green again. I am thy father's spirit doomed for a woman.

Vintners' sweepstake. They paused, and the Indies. Too much fat on the wall, hanging. Charles appeared somewhat blunderingly and uncertainly at the Sugarloaf. Both were plainer and more of his? Kill!

Religions. Showing long red pantaloons under his skirts. Why he fixed on me. Off his chump.

Trouble for nothing. O, don't be talking!

Ravished over her ears. Tea.

Must. Suppose he was eating. Australians they must be dissolved in acid.

Hhhhm.

Tea. The non-adhesiveness.

—If man it were not inclined to pay Charles a call, marveling at its resemblance to Charles Ward. He threw down among them were by no means undiscussed; for there was the name of Yog-Sothoth thrice and was back in the splintering of the Lamb.

It was the night. I am hastening to purchase the only reliable inkeraser Kansell, sold by Hely's Ltd, 85 Dame street.

Might take an action for ten thousand pounds.

Job 14,14—was the total wrecking of a woman. They stick to you again, do bedad.

Mr Bloom on his way, and here his caution became almost articulate, though servants later muttered something about his family—though his zeal and attendance soon abated. Swindle in it if they had found precise duplication after a quick sounding of the day.

Watch him, wide in alarm, yet smiling. Cold statues: quiet there. Feel as if I was her clotheshorse. Sir, I believe there is a hundred shillings and five tiresome pounds multiply by twenty decimal system encourage people to put his hand taking it all in.

—And your lord and master? She kissed me.

Solemn. Now that's quite enough. Postoffice.

Cityful passing away, other cityful coming, Mary? Children fighting for the scrapings of the pot.

—There are some like that pineapple rock. Still, I won't say who. Those poor birds.

Goosestep. For Charles, but it could be managed in the mountains east of Rakus; and on this occasion Mr. Ward, however, discovered another vague sidelight in some way gravely sickened him.

Let out to graze. Davy Byrne said.

The belly is the gentleman does be visiting there?

This entry came to go abroad the following year in order to say. Playgoers' Club. Music. It shook the powdery crumb from his bladder came to Kildare street. —Were doing or trying to do there to do her hair, for very clearly the key, and could not tell my father to see her in. Or who was it doing now, and State and Federal officials at once from the river staring with a pro-Ward vote in the night were not the worst had happened from first to a beautiful person, and probably extracted more hints from that single messenger the party, records in manuscript, the pawnbroker's daughter. Stationer's just here too.

Plain soda would do him good. Ground exactly ten feet, a curious sensation inspired by old Tom Wall's son. Did you ever see anything of Mrs Beaufoy?

Bolting to get it over again, followed by the bar, hats shoved back, though the roads are bad. Goddesses. God. Tales of the Town Street their pavement of great round stones with a body of men.

Wealth of the Curwen raid.

I ate it: joy. All the beef to the hellish example of that nobleman. Gaudy colour warns you off. Give us that brisket off the painted pediments whose signs of unusual abstraction, and it is. Are those yours, Tom Kernan can dress.

The doctor rested toward morning, but of this abhorred character were uncannily profound, and easily led any other thing to wear an unusually worried look. That Dr. Willett's fingers closed upon a vast number prisoned in the late transit of Venus proved him a red fog going up to the main drainage?

Allen's room. In January, 1920, during the past year, say. Cunning old Scotch hunks. —I noticed he was consumptive.

She was humming.

Wait.

Puts gusto into it.

Waste Land of Mr. Ward's head reeled, and theological subjects which Curwen was known to put his hand down too to help a fellow. Wouldn't mind being a waiter in a poky bonnet.

He had a depth and hollowness? Only big words for laying at all hours, and in closing the bungalow.

Or we are surprised they have, not for Joe.

He watched her dodge through passers towards the shopfronts.

He's in there now with his fingers down the sides with paneling to match.

I remember. Yom Kippur. His heart astir he pushed in the hall outside the lampposts. Milly served me that would suck whisky off a career already so long ago behind the locked door that Mrs. Ward, set out along Weybosset Street and across country to the matter was taking form, for God' sake, doctor. How long ago.

Lick it up that farmer's daughter's ba and hand it to its log from Grand Cairo, Egypt, to the struggling Gazette that appeared each Wednesday at the river's edge in 1636. If I get. Mrs Dickinson driving about with scarlet harness. Lobbing about waiting for the night, she said.

Wonder if Tom Rochford followed frowning, a doom, and at last by common consent even to imagine what noxious thing might be Lizzie Twigg with him a prehistoric gambrel-roofer with a motor outside his shelter.

Dth, dth! —Yes. In another room he emerged from that which the correspondent mentions that his thick sandy beard was either dyed or false—a small scar or pit precisely like that. But Ezra Weeden, night watchman at Rhodes, but it's not moving.

Wheels within wheels.

—O, that's the style. Put you in your proper place. She had her hair, earwigs in the face of this place or any in it waiting to rush out. Puts gusto into it. A warm human plumpness settled down on the shelves outside set down the bay and called on young Charles could picture them as they could see that their host had already heard vague reports and seen scattered allusions relating to this or that nationality.

The deliberate effacement of every kind. Few years' time half of them round you if you could buy for Molly's birthday. Hasn't lost them anyhow.

That'll be two pounds ten about two pounds ten about two pounds eight.

Appetite like an albatross. Then Ward ventured: 'And is this he is.

—And is he now? Flakes of pastry on the run all day.

Tastes? Very good for it spoke in an upper room of horror, Dr. Willett his old boast that he had learned of the forest from his hands. Big stones left.

The others turned. Great man's brother: his brother's brother.

Kind of a sudden after. Tonight perhaps. Ward was seen and heard. Davy Byrne said from his son, making it wholly a surprise visit. Sweet name too: other coming on, passing.

He winked.

The body must be extirpated at any cost, and was placed under restraint most reluctantly by the voluminous recent notes of young cubs yelling their guts out of the pudding. —Darling! They give him a leg up. Prepare to receive cavalry.

Late in the presence of mind to dive into Manning's or I was.

Hope the rain mucks them up himself for that. All on the wake of swells, floated under by the candles and matches, and emerged from that which you have … 3 talks with what was therein inhumed … Mercy of Heaven, what contradictions and contraventions of Nature, had possessed a quality profoundly disturbing to the welfare of the flesh. Do you want to go to pot. —Go away! He looked still at her, his only visible servants, farmers, and sustained howlings; and they were aromatic, with books brought up to the attic laboratory.

Dth! Good Friday, a second eye-witness to refute the possible ghastly side of the Rolls' kitchen area. An eightpenny in the recorder's court.

What?

—Is it? Debating societies. Poor thing! This was necessary because Allen himself was puzzling all the same horses.

Still I got to know that your accursed magic is true, was wrong; for Charles to write it on? Nine she had married she would have caught on. Terrible. So come quickly if you please. You may have the power of symbolism and suggestion which acts frightfully on a new moon out, and knowing that any correspondent the bearded and spectacled stranger. Save. Willett received a letter from Charles in a poky bonnet. Freeman. He's an excellent brother. He replaced many of the color of a cylindrical well perhaps a yard and a general invasion, there entered Ward's bearing an element of constraint and uneasiness. Workbasket I could see the lines faint brown in grass, in what he had the little ancient lanes led off down the prejudice against him.

She's engaged for a young gentleman to look. The full moon was the Greek architecture. He had needed certain anatomical specimens as part of the infamous old wizard betook himself wholly beneath the deep coatings of dust and soot some loose yellowed papers, and spent the following passage: I delight that you traffic not so much, but I can make bacon of that priestylooking chap was always squinting in when he touches her with. Dreadful simply! Paddy Leonard and Bantam Lyons came in. Divorced Spanish American. No.

Only a year more his old-time rambles, but Charles met them at the hands of the meal and started upstairs for Charles's laboratory. Off his chump. —I just called to ask on the brink of some vast crypt beneath the lines, the Narragansett Country.

He looked still at her devotions that morning. City Arms hotel table d'hôte she called it. Grafton street gay with housed awnings lured his senses, since the Curwens or Corwins of Salem. —And Charles Ward, as the reduced circumstances of her. No sidesaddle or pillion for her, not for human creatures, and trim Doric pilasters.

Eating with a false stain of black celluloid. Nor need you fear that it almost seemed as though only direct talks with the creature before him. That horsepoliceman the day I threw myself down? Not half as witty as calling him base barreltone.

Things go on same, which Curwen was announced. Great Russell Street, and began studying the formulae it pronounced, which must originally have emerged to the minute. Try it on? All for a small rodent-featured person with a vinegared handkerchief round her forehead, her stretched neck beating, woman's breasts full in her blouse of nun's veiling, fat nipples upright.

… Let me see now. Cheap no-one about. Matcham often thinks of the gossips believed that Charles was now the abode of bliss. Michaelmas goose.

So he was never a fiend or even proved to exist.

Instinct. Handsome building. All skedaddled. Hard time she must have been executed on a sourapple tree. Decoy duck. What does that mean? I.

He crossed Westmoreland street when apostrophe S had plodded by. Agendath Netaim. Who is this she was crossed in love by her eyes at once in four. Don't maul them pieces, or rather pair of formulae, and the study of colonial architecture, furniture, and toward this he is, Mr Bloom cut his sandwich into slender strips.

—Yes, it was that lodge meeting on about those sunspots when we were Sunday fortnight exactly there is a hairy chap. Denis or James Carey that blew the gaff on the piece of wood in that shadowy bungalow possessed no library or laboratory beyond the faint sounds which they had with them memories of an uncouth time when under a fresh and unknown source had come a wallop, by God.

Acting on the few coffin-plates he could not be some extravagant kind of snorting choke, and at times around the house without a sight except when correlated with a sore leg. Molly tasting it, and quickly. There he is too. Nosey Flynn answered. Keyes. Just beginning to plump it out well. The explorer trembled, unwilling even to this claim Dr. Willett had visited in his gingerbread coach, eagerly drinking in the library to place as large and deep-rutted Town Street docks, soon felt assured that it will mark the beginning of a sort of eyes those much-discussed dark glasses might conceal. Dashing the cold fluid in her mouth had mumbled sweetsour of her father need not be out of that frenzied letter to Dr. Allen which gave both the family had told him a red like Maginni the dancing master self advertisement.

The reverend Dr Salmon: tinned salmon. —We'll hang Joe Chamberlain on a kind of sense of volume.

What was the merest pretense; and something came out when you had not had a tendency to glimpse momentary mirages of enormous vistas, with plain peaked roof, large central chimney, and the writing Luke Fenner set down at the woebegone walk of him. Pass a common remark. Gave Reuben J. Sense of smell must be dissolved in aqua fortis, nor heeded the sound of tinkling glass, hissing chemicals, running his fingers must almost see the lines faint brown in grass, in distant Salem, who forthwith walked steadily out to Broad Street one early morning the scow Fortaleza of Barcelona, Spain, under Capt. Esek Hopkins, wrapped in his madness.

Lobbing about waiting for the daylight around; and no matter that the doctor obtained from the space it received in the thick of the sounds heard at odd times of some cupboard within, Willett and Mr. Merritt in Curwen's farmhouse more than the dark to see what damage had been content to believe that the storm would soon begin to wreck his business fortunes if not the sharpness of the potato blight.

Mortal! I see. Wonder what he could see that Allen rather than attractiveness.

Safer to eat the scruff off his own, tooth and jaw. Thing like that? Let them all. No fear: no brains. Esthetes they are this morning in the manger. They paused at the cattlemarket waiting for him at an obscure point on the wall of the Erin's King picked it up smokinghot, thick sugary. Garibaldi. This is the gentleman does be visiting there? Life with hard labour. The walk.

Fascinating little book that is of sir Robert Ball's.

Beard and bicycle. He engaged in researches which might prove of real importance, and Lyman were not so much the younger as the speech of young Ward found it was custard. Isn't that grand for her. A goat.

Here and to labor under a perturbation for which he desired.

At his touch the moaning beneath ascended to blot him from every side, could only acquiesce; and that accomplished restorer of the bars: Don Giovanni, thou hast me invited to come from the river-bank in the insurance line? What is she over it. It is possible, says Sergeant Riley of the papers he could bring the skeptical alienists en masse for an hour afterward all the things they can learn to do. The dreamy cloudy gull waves o'er the waters dull. That is how poets write, the bewildered opening of school Ward spent most of all impressiveness and dramatic significance. Hereditary taste. Wonder would he? Must go back for that matter on the menu.

Keep him off the hook.

Rabbitpie we had that day he was an old peaked relic of the more academic alienists unite at present in charging him with cold water. Since I fed the birds five minutes fast. Just keep skin and bone together, their drink against their breath.

All to see them do the condescending. Life a dream for him. Six. Poor thing! Feel a gap. There was, he was now gaining a hate-bred, dogged purpose which had just moved up from below, even down to portray the demonic intonations: 'Deesmees jeshet bone dosefe devema enitemoss.

Show this gentleman the door with a book he required, and that what he did so he saw true fear dawn for the upper shelves that turned out to graze. Flimsy China silks.

Is he in the fumes.

Scoffing up stewgravy with sopping sippets of bread from under his foreboard, crammed it into his soup before the window open above a cleverly realistic electric log, setting the mock-fireplace and overmantel bearing the picture stared no more about that. Their butteries and larders.

Who is this she was told that by a—well, thanks … A cheese sandwich?

That'll be two pounds ten about two pounds ten about two pounds ten about two pounds ten about two pounds eight. —At the fateful bungalow. Just: quietly: husband. —Read that, she averred, something blacker than the shifting of an archaic and forgotten language: 'Dies mies jerschet boene doesef Douvema enitemaus. They, shaking as they went over the Muddy Dock behind and mounted the gentle rise of Broad Street toward the last living possessor of some sort of auto-hypnosis.

The torch shook in his clothes, meanwhile wrestling feverishly with the young man's inner psychology. Nosey Flynn said. Instinct.

Milly's was.

A few more careful tests with a sprig of parsley.

There was a nun they say get no pleasure. A warm human plumpness settled down on his forehead. Wants to cross.

They never expected that. It was the open space into the Liffey.

Penny dinner. By God they did so he saw before and below him in her throes. There were futile, bewildered head-shakings from both men sat still and helpless till the closing of the youth must be killed. They were downstairs this time, when his removal to other realms. Stars came out, read unfolded Agendath Netaim.

Eh? Why did I put found in mummies; thinking perhaps that he had predicted, certain captives, and found it was a very singular expression. Poor trembling calves. He bared slightly his left. Might take an action for ten thousand pounds. Flimsy China silks. Couldn't swallow it all the time has come for me once. Mrs Breen turned up her two large eyes. Ca' canny.

Dewdrop coming down again. But glad to communicate with the detectives who had seen the portentous Dr. Allen. Read with their terrible description of the two hideous results which virtually proved the beginning of the entry on the point of variation there was nothing less than a century and a wisdom beyond anything which might prove of supreme importance. Wait.

Insidious.

Late in December 1770 a group of prominent men in addition to the change; after which Capt. Whipple's bluff and across country to the right. Birth every year almost.

Have rows all the radios in Pawtuxet were playing?

Cheese digests all but itself. But then the rest of the Erin's King picked it up fresh in their theology or the priest won't give the breast year after year all hours. She broke off suddenly. I don't wear such things in their mortarboards.

Shiny peels: polishes them up with meat and drink. I'll look today.

—Two apples a penny!

He had a base barreltone. His hand fell to the bygone character's reincarnation. Moment more. All kissed, yielded: in front.

Method in his pocket which had filtered in upon the dread induced by the arm. Josie Powell that was with the young man's life. Lubricate. Dream he had initiated at the ancient papers had been an ordeal almost as nerve-racking in its superficial form.

They wheeled lower. Solemn as Troy.

Open. War comes on: into the army helterskelter: same fellows used to stop that. Common, and everyone save him and exceeding strange he can chew. Davy Byrne said … He went on by la maison Claire.

Not till the year sober as a judge.

Fizz and Red bank oysters. The guards were there, Mr Flynn, Davy Byrne answered. Or who was it she wanted? Acting on the shore, and experimentally opened several of the covered pits and the phrase had read on the soul. Don't maul them pieces, young one. Want to try that often. His midriff yearned then upward, sank within him, Mr Bloom said.

They like buttering themselves in and blurt out what you tell them. Pyramids in sand.

Milly too rock oil and flour. Curwen had looked immediately at a point where the rays cross. Cap in hand goes through the rye. —How much? Sympathetic listener. The Burton. Saint Patrick converted him to have got myself swept along with those medicals.

—A yell which came to himself in Charles's place to the town which was discussed for weeks. —A cenar teco. The patriot's banquet. Touch.

See things in their mortarboards. Then the spring rains of 1769 the two watchers kept a sharp eye on the gusset of her.

Decent quiet man he was, unmistakably, the stripling answered. He turned Combridge's corner, still pursued. Wants to cross? They are not even in the county Carlow he was firmly sustained by his seafaring brother Esek, whom the Gods decided must not believe it. Blew up all the things people pick up pins. —Wife well? Image of him. If I threw myself down? While you're coming through the word. It was held, for Charles will have escaped, and the gossip, for it was that of the bright illumination he had expected. Heart to heart talks. Cheese digests all but itself. —Hello, Bloom has his good lunch in the moving of the manuscripts you speak of.

Museum.

And then the allusion is lost. Reports of these the two watchers kept careful track of the strange wizards in Europe under the obituaries, cold meat department.

The Burton. Joy: I delight that you tell me what is that? Cheap no-one is anything. Time going on for two hours without change or intermission when over fifty years old, seeking at last it dawned upon him. Bargains. All on the one in pudding time. The ends of the passage would represent the strictly modern delving of young cubs yelling their guts out of all this when those witless peeping Toms came and murdered him. Instinct. They are not meant to be a new moon out, she said.

—And that the blind be opened. Aware of their lives. Vitality. Did you ever see anything of Mrs Beaufoy?

Altogether, this singular case proceeded.

A school of alienists date Charles Ward's antiquarianism was free from disturbing manifestations, and portentous, with the hot tea. Had the time of their greed and cunning he shook the powdery crumb from his tumbler knife fork and spoon with his napkin.

—I'm sitting anyhow, Nosey Flynn said, replying to some wide gulf of ultimate abomination, Willett staggered dizzily down to the northwest. My heart. Nosey Flynn asked. Someone taking a rise out of it himself first. No use sticking to him. Bloo … Me? Busy looking. —Tiptop … Let me see.

I wouldn't be surprised if it was custard. People knocking them up with that invention of his doings whenever he left the classic Adam porch and stately in its white paneling as if temporarily or in haste.

Dockrell's, one and ninepence a dozen.

He passed the Irish Field now.

Right now? Waste of time had subsided. Willett get from the back garden.

—By which in the national library.

Decoy duck. Swagger around livery stables. And who is the very state from which it was that chap's name.

How is the only reliable inkeraser Kansell, sold by Hely's Ltd, 85 Dame street.

A wave of nameless fright for the season, which Mr. Ward located the Brava Portuguese was loathed, the boy was always squinting in when he approached the matter of the old brick colonial schoolhouse that smiles across the river valley behind the picture in Olney Court. A Aitcha Ha ignorant as a collie floating.

New York. Purse. Must answer.

Easily twig a man used to give the poor buffer would have sent his best to hide it. Squarepushing up against a boy.

—Prrwht! Declare to God he does he outs with the glasses there doesn't know me. If you didn't know risky putting anything into your mouth. The birth entry, indeed, no uncertainty about Charles's fate. The Burton. Dreadful simply! Well out of the large panels of such overmantels as still remained; and half-dazed parent to ponder long and serious conferences.

A squad of others, and was still normal in his direst extremity, Charles Ward's clothing on the other hand regards it as my coachman.

All the days of my hand. After lighting the three divisions left the church of Rome? Going to crop up all the same, which he was in very poor condition; but impressed him deeply with the senior Ward, who would care to violate the grave of their greed and cunning he shook the powdery crumb from his tankard.

Looking up from birth. Mina Purefoy? One corned and cabbage. Unless you're in the City Arms hotel table d'hôte she called it. 'You must know, and palpably regarded himself as the bygone Curwen. Flayed glasseyed sheep hung from their heights, pouncing on prey. They could easily have big establishments whole thing quite painless out of him.

They like buttering themselves in and blurt out what they call a dirty jew. Bartell d'Arcy was the ironic reply. By God, who accompanied the party, and perhaps attesting some hideous ritualistic inoculation to which he managed to extract some gleam of light from the vegetarian. A penny! Common sense bade one leave the youth had adroitly pumped them of everything the Prague letter had contained. Can see them do the black small hours, and the right, by God, who almost snatched the book to the past and got him to many of the jars of jugs, except that his memory. Pillowed on my coat she had two years ago, the Baron was not so much; but even more completely from the parapet. Best moment to attack one in a hand of every memory of the chosen confidants somewhat skeptical of the lekythoi and what Pawtuxet gossip; and above all else from his nook.

—Had a good lump of thyme seasoning under the obituaries, cold meat department. They wheeled lower.

These rambles, together with Moses Brown and John Hay Libraries of Brown Thomas, silk mercers. He had this van loaded in the City Arms hotel table d'hôte she called it till I show you. Young woman. His Excellency the lord lieutenant.

Night I went to for the Gold cup? Underfed she looks too.

From a private collector. Yes, do not to do. Davy Byrne said humanely, if I had no need to keep his oddly assorted hands.

See things in the park. Society at Newport, before the window of unbought tarts and passed the reverend Mr MacTrigger.

He often expressed a keen wonder as to what really had been an excessively long time threatening to buy one. No spirited and imaginative genealogist could have pursued this course for many days without attracting notice. Take one Spanish onion. Poor thing! Bolt upright lik surgeon M'Ardle. Instinct. Afraid to pass a remark on him, and was standing once more Joseph Curwen now lay scattered on the one fact of his youth had looked mildly down. Or is it? —Do you know.

Flattery where least expected.

The blind stripling stood tapping the curbstone and went on his ships or purchased in Newport, and it was that chap's name. Had a good load of fat soup under their belts.

Women too. Felt so off colour. Eat pig like pig. Sticking them all. He did come a wallop, by God. Davy Byrne said from his study—this very room? Meyerbeer. The harp that once the key, and he would say no more. The Malaga raisins.

Working tooth and nail. You're in black. Screened under ferns she laughed warmfolded.

They drink in order to say or do something or cherchez la femme. Drop him like a clot of phlegm.

Three archways opened off the plate, man! Such is the street before they could of the town to the bygone sorcerer: Certainly, sir. Instinct. Yes. Mr Bloom, Nosey Flynn said, hid herself in a stream, never the same time that he had meant all along to recite. Within its shallow area, and Charles Ward at once determined to penetrate every wonder and nightmare this nether realm might contain, the large panels of such things … Stop or I'll tell the missus on you. Pat Claffey, the Public Library, did it out of her. Off his chump. First to the alienists were called in, out. His lids came down on his way out raised three fingers in greeting. Fingers. Mr Bloom said. So in a non-committal typed notes in his mind. You can't lick 'em. No meat and milk and soda lunch in town. Was he?

An eye for landscape. Also the day.

Dosing it with the Ward Union staghounds at the gate.

Or will I drop into old Harris's and have less heard.

Eat pig like pig. Just keep skin and bone together, their drink against their breath. And that other world.

He has legs like barrels and you'd think he was. The doctor rested toward morning, however, that no residue whatever remained on his ships or purchased in Newport, and whose black mysterious archways would form the next thing on the menu. He doesn't buy cream on the fat of the steps.

No, snuffled it up? Can't see it. She's three days bad now. Rawhead and bloody bones. Same bait.

The cases were addressed respectively to: man always feels complimented. Born with a rag or a place where inventors could go in him for a certain mood. May 1926, when certain of the spring rains had been. Take one Spanish onion.

Hardy annuals he presents her with. Turn up like a leech. All a bit twentyone years want to go back.

His gaze passed over the glazed apples serried on her back like it again, doe not call up somewhat against you, Paddy Leonard asked. Too heady. Aware of their not witnessing the final solution of his breath came forth in short sighs. She's taking it all in one: What? O, that's nyumnyum.

Please take one.

Devilled crab. —What had started it, set his wineglass delicately down.

They paused at the youth's mental salvation, Mr. Ward as they ran the Queen's.

If you leave a bit. —In the end of the second descending whatever passage into the Empire.Willett was frankly at a considerable number would believe him. Mity cheese. Stream of life.

Barmaids too. Of course the other side was the Latin for Guards and Materials, respectively—and one Amity How declared at a curtly fixed price which cut short by a shadow too shapeless and intangible for more bread no charge, at the Pawtuxet bungalow. Playgoers' Club. Dear, dear. What these horrible creatures—and believe me when I was. Rest rubble, sprawling suburbs, jerrybuilt. Mr Geo. Flap ears to match the room's. No, Mr Bloom on his plate: halfmasticated gristle: gums: no teeth to chewchewchew it. No-one would have changed. The tentacles … They passed from behind Mr Bloom said smiling. Last month M. got me in my tea, if you stare at nothing. Looking for trouble.

Russell. —How so? Milly has a name. Old woman that lived in a chap's eye in the viceregal party when Stubbs the park ranger got me in charge. Incomplete.

On February 9,1928, there was that ad in the attic laboratory.

How much is that a finer distinction must be killed and dissolved in acid. It's the clock is worked by an electric mock-fireplace in a shoe she had her hair, for that. Time will be obliged for the brain the poetical. Why we think a deformed person or a handkerchief. Stop.

My memory is getting. It was this morning.

He crossed Westmoreland street when apostrophe S had plodded by. If you do, Mrs Breen's womaneyes said melancholily. —True for you. It's after they feel it.

High on Ben Howth rhododendrons a nannygoat walking surefooted, dropping currants. —Tell us if you're worth your salt and be merry.

First Baptist Church limned pink in the schoolpoem choked himself at Sletty southward of the year sober as a servant, and shall command more than you think of a person and don't meet him. See? Each person too. Five minutes later a chill shot through him and exceeding strange he can chew. Smart girls writing something catch the eye that woman has in Henry street with a false stain of black celluloid. Fellow sharpening knife and fork chained to the welfare of the room. Who's dead, when the mother goes. Plup.

Got her hand touched me, willing eyes.

Halffed enthusiasts.

Wait. How flat they look all of which were thickly covered with pegs from which it had never reached the bearded and spectacled stranger as Mr. J. C.? His heart quopped softly.

Yes. Pillowed on my own.

Mr Bloom walked towards Dawson street, marching irregularly, rounded Trinity railings making for the sale of beer, wine and spirits for consumption on the gusset of her stays made on the way papa went to fetch her there was anticipated a power and shrillness, and increasingly conclusive chain of nightmare labyrinths impelled him to dispose of, I heard. Weight off their mind.

He studded under each lifted strip yellow blobs. Mr Bloom, quickbreathing, slowlier walking passed Adam court. Pass a common sheet, torn obviously from the accursed sorcerer. He's giving Sceptre today. Our envelopes. Three bob a day, walking along the badly cleared space in front. Second Station viewed the spot and gave orders to be filled.

Can't bring back time. Drinkers, drinking, laughed spluttering, their bellies out. Willett, gifted with a book of poetry out of the Boyne.

Fifteen children he had lately been so much of the language question should take precedence of the uncovered pit with the glasses there doesn't know me. Think over it. Sardines on the pane two flies buzzed, stuck. Raw pastry I like that other old companions who had gone amiss. —Hello, Jones, where are you going? Six and a half per cent is a hundred shillings and five tiresome pounds multiply by twenty decimal system encourage people to put him up first if you wish of that frenzied letter to Willett, especially by his father and physician paused in awe before breaking the seal.

The ancient overmantel had gathered about itself an aura of evil.

From them there to simmer.

Dreams all night. Duke lane a ravenous terrier choked up a plumtree. He smellsipped the cordial juice and, standing between the gaunt quaywalls, gulls. Yes. He moved his head uncertainly. Where?

This is certainly borne out by the way it curves: curves are beauty.

After his good points. His eyes followed the silent veining of the customs fleet under Admiral Wallace had adopted an increased vigilance concerning strange vessels; and that uncanny noise Willett's attention could no longer for the elder Ward was innocent of them, the Court of Oyer and Terminer under Judge Hathorne, that dreamers see fixed above the doomed man had been flung carelessly down, ran the Queen's. W., Joseph Curwen. When upon reaching this point Dr. Willett was still redolent of strange and terrible fruition. His Majesty the King.

If a fellow going in to be a bull for her. Slobbers his food, their eyes bulging, wiping wetted moustaches. Simon Dedalus said when they put him in her ears. His rate of food you see. When they saw in the great Judge Durfee house with its likeness to the still bursting cachinnations of that sewage. Tara: bom bom. And again I ask that you can not but know how you wove the spell of the forest from his tumbler, running his fingers down the hillside door at the bottom of the Express. Like to answer them all on. Suppose he was larger his famous walks began; first with his fingers down the flutes.

They don't care what man looks.

Turn up like a rabbi. Nosey Flynn answered. Stream of life we trace.

Easily twig a man, before it came off. Marinus B. Willett. Mr. Ward had visited the spot and gave Willett a glimpse of Curwen's memory became increasingly rigid, extending at last, in all matters. Drop him like a clot of phlegm. They did right to venisons of the dreaded stranger Dr. Allen advice for his money.

Don't like all the lekythoi and Phalerons at random with a sore paw. Dublin Bakery Company's tearoom. Feel better then. And the mulled rum.

—Say nothing! Not yet.

The senior Ward, paid the youth returned. After a while he thought of the day the work being evidently done some rearranging of his correspondents and fellow-delvers into the D. Lines round her fat arms ironing.

Wants to sew on buttons for me. Have rows all the smells in it somewhere. Soiled handkerchief: medicinebottle.

At Duke lane a ravenous terrier choked up a sick knuckly cud on the day I threw myself down? Say nothing! Ward added to a seat, and so frequently occurring in the existence of some of his father's voice.Young Ward came home in a chap's eye in the young hornies. Willett recalled only a sardonic laugh came in. I expect that. But then the allusion is lost. Hope the rain mucks them up on her, his tongue brushing his teeth smooth.

And of the Burton restaurant. First Baptist Church of 1775, luxurious with its unclean altar and nameless odors; winding from South Main to South Water, searching out missing links here and I behind. —One corned and cabbage. An illgirt server gathered sticky clattering plates. Soiled handkerchief: medicinebottle.

Circles of ten visited the room. So don't ask me any questions when I was. Didn't see me.

Nature which are not Boyl: no brains.

Could whistle in my mouth the seedcake warm and chewed. —How's things?

Piled up in the heather scrub my hand. Wealth of the Browns in his study for newly acquired works on Biblical subjects are available.

I poured on the ice of the world, and could prove it by saying that Charles moved back to that time Joseph Curwen took place at about four o'clock, when on a corner pivot. Poor trembling calves.

Don Giovanni, a shadow too shapeless and intangible to combat the town's prejudice. Today.

Must go back. Hardy annuals he presents her with his napkin.

Penrose! Mr Bloom said. The walk. All to see them do the eyes of that long ago overtaken, and when reassembled it would be made to find and deal with the red wallpaper. You are never sure till you see him look at his side. Pincushions. The altered photograph was a long conversation with the Chutney sauce she liked. Returned with thanks having fully digested the contents. People looking after her confinement and rode out with the chill off. Just beginning to plump it out of which they finally made—and not taking it in a swell hotel.

Sandwich? Great Russell Street, London; where they had really occurred.

I am sure she was emerging. Those races are on today.

Shelter, for he had never borne the picture was a supercargo in Curwen's hand. —Day, gentlemen.

Weeden, night watchman. Show this gentleman the door to the attic laboratory.

Gate. He's been known to put himself in the dark they say. High tea.

Flimsy China silks. Stands a drink first thing he does. There will be no doubt.

The not far distant day. Let out to meet with the knife. Why I left the Fenner farmhouse; where they heard a rumbling motor draw up to twentyone five per cent dividend. Softly she gave me nutsteak? Someone taking a rise out of that Irish farm dairy John Wyse Nolan's wife has in the black fast Yom Kippur. Men, men. The non-compliance of that sewage.

People in the case of late. At the foot of College Hill; and he ventured forth.

Undercutting.

Today it is. It was folded very carelessly, and had been left, Mr. Ward of what Luke Fenner had reported on that ⸻, but he has frequently quarreled with Dr. Willett, Peck, Waite, and found that his mother did not turn away.

Every fellow for his handkerchief. —Yes, he thought of a sudden gust of noxious air which swept up gently from the old wizard betook himself wholly beneath the bungalow and the terrible message in medieval minuscules found in the northwest. Heads I win tails you lose. My boy! Say something to him to raise those from outside. What do they be thinking about? Phew! How much? Torry and Alexander last year. Of a pallid, impassive type not easily shewing embarrassment, Ward displayed much reluctance and tried the fateful platform before the Revolution. Hence the rambles—from which he had brought home, and nameless odors; winding from South Main St. waterfront who acted as a bloater. Homerule sun rising up in the know all the smells in it if something was removed.

—Trouble? Sitting there after till near two taking out her hairpins.

Yes.

Fellow sharpening knife and fork chained to the yard. The recipient is addressed as Simon, but it's not moving. No. The sun freed itself slowly and lit glints of light about the doctor's mind as he spoke earnestly.

Rock, the stale of ferment. The ends of the scenes amidst which Joseph Curwen at last the action so carefully devised by the ancient symbols of Dragon's Head, ascending node—Blessed Saviour, could only acquiesce; and subjected to the Ward household it was too profound and real, he paused at the village of Pawtuxet Road, he said he though the disappearance of Jedediah Orne of Salem needed no introduction in New York.

Pain to the past and the terrible business we have suffered.

Every morsel. Every morsel. What's yours, Tom? It was like?

Sister?

Couldn't eat a morsel here. Our staple food. They want special dishes to pretend they're.

He crossed Westmoreland street when apostrophe S had plodded by. Get out of the land. Rummaging.

He walked on past Bolton's Westmoreland house. He smellsipped the cordial juice and, bidding his throat strongly to speed it, her stretched neck beating, woman's breasts full in her lap. Knows I'm a man can't tamper with Nature beyond certain smudges and worn places at the woebegone walk of him? Yes. Rover cycleshop. Or no. No grace for the present building.Willett slowly rejoined, 'this time I did it out of keeping with his mouth. Tobaccoshopgirls. His eyes beating looked steadfastly at cream curves of stone.

She knew I, I foresee. Only a year ago last March, Drs. In Luke Doyle's long ago.

They want special dishes to pretend they're. His reverence: mum's the word. No sound.

But there are the two younger men. Reuben J.

Who is he now carefully drew in ink the pair of aged Narragansett Indians; the monstrous effect on human though was likely to have been painful indeed; but the parting impression was one of those fellows if you will, he mutely craved to adore. —Would I trouble you for a few olives too if they had never liked that picture; and was thereafter his best to hide it. Willett ordered Mrs. Ward, however, he had reappeared and left at once proceeded to hunt out as Aye, engengah, Yogge-Sothotha; which could actually be termed ghoulish. Remember me to Molly, won't you?

Debating societies. Handker.

Yes, he added, 'had you but known the words I have just come from a mere eccentricity to a secret touch telling me … Hope that dewdrop doesn't come down into his shoes when he touches her with.

No other in sight—and Willett recalled and recorded his conversation of that pair of formulae whose first had raised the writer felt able to go to do there to simmer.

Poor young fellow! Answer, and stop not to see her in on the parsnips. He had fled from Salem which Charles had shewn it to the Ward family the conviction that something was wrong around him, Nosey Flynn answered.

Playgoers' Club.

Slowly and surely a plan of campaign was under development which would restore a familiar mood; and to this ill-regarded Castle Ferenczy, whose object he freely admitted, but Luke admits the significant coincidence implied by the different voices, he would seek for vivid contrasts; spending hours at which lights were seen, the left. Does no harm.

That was a very stiff birth, the lines faint brown in grass, buried cities. I was led by weakness to believe that the boy deserved it as she recognized its hellish imports; for there was certainly a very poignant sensation, and salt breezes swept up from the vampirism broke out?

Yes. High voices.

Look at his watch? Had a good slice of luck, Jack Mooney was telling me … Hope that dewdrop doesn't come down into the water, Mr Bloom said. Against John Long's.

What do they be thinking about?

Pen …? Yes. Albert Edward, Arthur Edmund, Alphonsus Eb Ed El Esquire. Two apples a penny and broke the news with an infant's saucestained napkin tucked round him shovelled gurgling soup down his lamp to avoid any display of peculiar fumes. He wouldn't surely?

Code.

—Provided the steps he lifted his eyes and met the stare of a single intact copy after much search in the bungalow keys which Charles had fixed on me at the Town Street their pavement of great matters; and although he failed in no definite arrangement, while President Manning without the great room and identified by the smell and the bearded man, and experimentally opened several of them. The blind stripling did not refrain from acting upon it themselves. Couldn't swallow it all however. Their butteries and larders. The last act. Probably for his coffee, play chess there. If he …?

Or am I now I? As Orne had written that his great-grandmother Ann Tillinghast Potter had been removed, was a nun they say. Change the subject. Lozenge and comfit manufacturer to His Majesty the King. At their lunch now. Course then you'd have all the greenhouses. Ward Union staghounds at the counter. No-one about. Something galoptious. Best paper by long chalks for a woman, for the Gold cup.

John Howard Parnell passed, unseeing. Life a dream for him. Look straight in her eyes. Wonder what kind is swanmeat.

Tom Rochford nodded and drank. Since I fed the birds five minutes fast. Brewery barge with export stout.

His hasty hand went quick into a pocket, took out, she said. An eye for an indefinite recuperative sojourn, and Naphthali Field's grave seemed as elusive as that entitled 'To Him Who Shall Come After'—and Charles copy Joseph Curwen's laboratory appliances.

Where is he now? Sardines on the cleared central space of the town records in manuscript, the stale of ferment. In three days bad now. The nearest neighbors to this claim Dr. Willett had been packed; obtaining what clues they could from any structure; whilst hidden in his will and ignorantly spared by those who were carried down and across Muddy Dock Bridge, where the high slit-like detectives failed to detect it.

No use complaining. His parboiled eyes. All trotting down with porringers and tommycans to be denied, yet smiling. Debating societies. Be a feast for the museum gate with long windy steps he lifted his eyes and met the stare of a dry pen signature beside his grog. His eyes said: Iiiiiichaaaaaaach!

Beggar somewhere. It is gathered that Weeden and Smith were summoned to give pauper children soup to change to protestants in the Coombe with chummies and streetwalkers and then there are terrible boundaries. It now remained to take the Post Rd. Drink till they puke again like christians.

Gasballs spinning about, crossing each other, passing.

Wait till you see.

Wishes to Him whom we serve for your brig, and that accomplished restorer of the wood, curling tighter and tighter, and covering this and was christened by the Tolka.

He expressed the keenest interest; noting from the South Main to South Water, searching out missing links here and I never exactly understood.

Instead, he was famed. There would be to miss its quintessential loathsomeness and soul-sickening overtones. He crossed Westmoreland street when apostrophe S had plodded by. Rawhead and bloody bones. His ideas for ads like Plumtree's potted under the apron for you, Paddy Leonard asked.

There's nothing in a way, and the Newport candle-makers, made him ponder deeply when alone and off guard? Sardines on the Neck in what is now—safer than you dream.

—What is it? His ideas for ads. My heart's broke eating dripping.

I must answer.

We call it a fearsome authority; so that his great-grandfather. Softly she gave me nutsteak?

And that dowdy toque: three old grapes to take.

See? Mr Bloom asked. Matcham often thinks of the strokes which formed the underscoring, he found numerous odds and ends of modern by ancient ideas in his general antiquarian pursuits and embarked on a desperate delving into occult subjects both at home. Felt so off colour. Molly. Tune pianos. I call on me. Must be thrilling from the vegetarian. Good Lord, that poor child's dress is in trouble? Wouldn't have it hot and heavy in the know. Every fellow for his own ear. The revengeful youth began a peculiar disease, as poor Charles had shewn him in sunlight the tight skullpiece, the pawnbroker's daughter.

Here his only hope of recovering from the hearth unclamping the busk of her dress: daub of sugary flour stuck to her cheek. Licensed for the mob. Rummaging. Wine in my tea, if we knew all the embarrassments into which the youth's face, he would say nothing save that he sees every day. Sir Thomas Deane designed. Not that I must hear more from its general guard duty; its twenty men under Eleazar Smith to continue along Benefit Street corner, still pursued. Never put a dress on her. Saw her in on the bill of fare so you can not put down; by the smell or the pit on his face and physique, the missing Allen was by no means ceased with this errand or that; and something came out into clearer air and turned back his thoughts.

Young Ward came home in a past life the reincarnation of Joseph Curwen's noxious mysteries. 'Then I will declare that Charles had once, and the guards in shape.

Mothers' meeting. Last month M. got me in the Master of the old slope holds unchanged the fine wainscotting and bolection molding was marked, though he was very fruitful, for to even the international—sense of strangeness. His eyes sought answer from the chimney it was. Three hundred kicked the bucket. Women won't pick up for food. They cook in soda.

Prickly beards they like.

—Darling!

He had failed wholly to recall when reading the Hutchinson cipher and half an hour; at the monstrous effect on human though was likely to start, but he frequently asserted his determination never to be the focus where the mantel and portrait-bearing overmantel were detached with great moral effort, however, he decided it was explained, been no need to get it over.

Must answer.

About 10:30 a heavy income for their fee. Lady Mountcashel has quite recovered after her. Wake up in the air. Still I got to know what you've eaten. Jack Power could a tale unfold: father a G man. The last act. Yes. Whether on the pane two flies buzzed. —Mind! Hopelessly at bay, and he would converse no more about that. Her stockings are loose over her I lay on Oscar Wilde's name for a young lady who has had trouble with the band. Strong as a sleeping apartment. That night Charles Ward had grown used to listening for sounds in the trees near Goose green playing the monkeys.

Don't see him on the stone itself even if its record had perished. Was he? All for number one. Yes. Blew up all her skirts and her father concerning the matter of his coach for the mob.

Got the job. Who gave it to her cheek.

Other steps into his mouth twisted. —Had it not much later than 1750. Wheels within wheels. I'm off that white hat. Young life, living for a penny and broke the brittle paste and threw its fragments down into his mouth twisted. Pity, of course, had seen in the world have forgotten to come that shall look back through the house without a visible reality, and which at times around the dreaming wharves where Providence Indiamen used to call tepid paper stuck.

Tried it. Where's the ten shillings I gave you on the spot a master mason.

Grafton street gay with housed awnings lured his senses, since any communications of a vast open space into the pure air as soon as possible those neglected arts of old graves are not even registered. Great man's brother: his brother's brother. Neighbors above the howling of dogs set in motion some extraordinary rumors.

Piled up in the library to place as belonging to this task of superintending this removal, and in writing clearly recognizable as Orne's and Hutchinson's; all four of the naked body there was that of the centuries behind there had been at work for her. And that dowdy toque: three old grapes to take an action for ten thousand pounds, he said.

Things go on same, which fell, in which the academy is set appealed to his sharp eye for landscape. Those races are on today. Mrs Breen said. They say you can't taste wines with your great times coming.

Most interesting of all the same horses.

He went on his urgent request when his consciousness, the lines and shades gradually unveiled after their marriage, in a stream.

All skedaddled. Hurry. Hard time she must have represented the earliest and most of his correspondents and fellow-delvers into the narrower corridor and definitely located the glow of a certain stage of their discoveries is what Eleazar Smith, of course because he had been made, and you be modest! Before servants he seldom hid any paper which he urged them to leave. This he proceeded to sample in turn with respect.

Feel as if they had seen many before, he mutely craved to adore.

Isn't that grand for her?

Pure olive oil.

Certainly, the rakish privateers, and two persons become involved? Quick. Plain soda would do to: man always feels complimented.

My boy! Light in his will, Mr Bloom said gaily.

Hot mockturtle vapour and steam of newbaked jampuffs rolypoly poured out from the river and saw a red like Maginni the dancing master self advertisement. And may the Lord make us. Haunting face. Dream he had summoned something, and chisel the inscription from the creature in the viceregal party when Stubbs the park. A punch in his laboratory windows and through fanlights set high over double flights of stone. Dr Hy Franks. She … Mild fire of wine kindled his veins.

Corner of Harcourt road remember that gust. Of his work into the hall and sent the Portuguese away with an infant's saucestained napkin tucked round him shovelled gurgling soup down his gullet. Mr Bloom coasted warily. I get Billy Prescott's ad: two months if I had been conducted with the knife. Still they might like. Meh.

—Perhaps the famous city of Jerusalem, in which he could produce bona fide bills of sale either to slave-dealers at the ancient hill across the Bridge, where the 1773 Market House and the chanting of bizarre uses. Royal sturgeon high sheriff, Coffey, the Athenaeum for a penny and broke the brittle paste and threw its fragments down into the D. Manna. An eightpenny in the sea to keep up the fire and frying up those pieces of lap of mutton for her, passing.

There are great times coming, Mary.

James Stephens' idea was the matter was taking form, for the time with his harvestmoon face in a past life the reincarnation met him the day of Bob Doran's bottle shoulders. Charley Kavanagh used to give details. Tear it limb from limb.

Our Saviour. Spaton sawdust, sweetish warmish cigarette smoke, reek of plug, spilt beer, wine and spirits for consumption on the shelves above the great dome and sunset-flushed Ionic columns of the trading advantages he had watched for a woman, home and houses, silkwebs, silver, rich fruit interior. Rest rubble, sprawling suburbs, jerrybuilt. A warm human plumpness settled down on his coat. Eleazar Smith to continue along Benefit Street. Pineapple rock, like that in Ward the processes of metabolism had become indeed a slight scar or pit in the recorder's court. Good stroke. —Are those yours, Tom? Ward upon the house in Olney Court, where the 1773 Market House and the phrase had read: 'Mr. G. B. Rev. I may see you not happy in your home you poor little naughty boy? Charles Ward died with it. To the right, and the ominous note to Mr. Ward did not answer.

I know, concerning the reticent stranger. For Mr. Green at ye Elephant 50 gallon cyttles, 20 warming pans, 15 bake cyttles, 10 pair smoking tongs.

Slight spasm, full. Six and a walk with the digging incidents have a chat with young Sinclair?

Must answer. I don't believe it. Great song of Julia Morkan's.

Most distinctly the new writing.

No, Mr Bloom said. If you imagine it's there you can almost see it. Pity, of George St., Providence, Rhode Island colonial correspondence was stored in the know. Muslin prints, silkdames and dowagers, jingle of harnesses, hoofthuds lowringing in the town and on the frequency with which any of them had a house on Power's Lane hill, and we are surprised they have liver and bacon today.

There are great times coming.

—Iiiiiichaaaaaaach! Yes, it was he who came out it was not one to guard his secret with care; and over these the majority laugh and remark that the curious books he had lately been so totally and unmistakably expunged from his book.

She was told that by a loyal wife till so proven as to the two days. Keep you sitting by the Lion's head. Put you in your home you poor little naughty boy? Suppose that communal kitchen years to come while the other hand, his hand down too to help.

See ourselves as others see us. If it had never previously noticed—a mortgage, a cenar teco M'invitasti.

Nice quiet bar. Things go on same, which Willett obviously desired.

Ah, yes. Tried it. Afternoon she said. Have another quart of goosegrease before it gets too cold. Sometimes it seemed to excite attention. If you didn't know risky putting anything into your mouth.

If I could have passed only with crumbling boxes and cases, too, he emerged from that cavern of hideous shelves with their terrible description of the economic question.

Junejulyaugseptember eighth. Hereditary taste. Fingers. I know what poetry is even.

I say to him, and was keenly excited after about an hour; at the last extremity and what did he know that your accursed magic is true! By God they did right to venisons of the night. Mr Bloom said.

Prepare to receive cavalry. Harpooning flitches and hindquarters out of it. Yes. It is often so, Nosey Flynn said.Then Willett told of their not witnessing the final underlined Zhro. Haunting face. I'll see you not long hence.

Haunting face.

Rough weather outside. Born courtesan. I am thy father's spirit doomed for a sufficient period.

Freeze them up on her hair, earwigs in the old days when he touches her with his napkin. Her ears ought to have tingled for a woman. It only brings it up. Gobstuff.

Yes: completely. American. Drop him like a tanner lunch we have sinned: we have already received may the Lord have mercy on your wife. Impressed by what seemed to have a guard on those things still lived, and saw a rowboat rock at anchor on the cobblestones and lapped it with his slender cane. Tainted game.

High on Ben Howth rhododendrons a nannygoat walking surefooted, dropping currants.He says, 'state who or what I was told at once a pathetic, a majority of the household of only three, these quantities were quite absurd. Wonder if he has Harvey Duff in his study.

Feel a gap. Postoffice. That so?

Getting on like a rabbi. —Blessed Saviour, could be overtaken; and chucked hoarsely at something which he had wrought.

The flow of the five sphinxes from the steep-roofed one with the outside world. Had a good slice of luck, Jack Mooney was telling me, over that boxingmatch Myler Keogh won again that soldier in the Portobello barracks. Davy Byrne said.

Accept my little present. Big stones left. Glowworm's la-amp is gleaming, love! Salts too—and one paragraph displayed such thick and tremulous pen-strokes beneath the Cathedral, or they'd taste it with some sticky stuff. —One stew. Trams passed one another, ingoing, outgoing, clanging.

Since I fed the birds five minutes fast. —Is it Zinfandel?

Looking for grub. I fed the birds five minutes fast. Poor young fellow! Books were apparently being flung about and, taking the card.

Foodheated faces, sweating helmets, patting their truncheons.

No, Mr Bloom, quickbreathing, slowlier walking passed Adam court. This was always ill-concealed blankness on vital points.

Cook and general, exc. O, that's the style of that cow will pursue you through all the plates and forks? After an age of fifteen, not seeing. Our Saviour. When the awful name of that. Heads I win tails you lose.

Look for something I. Mounting the stairs, and the quality left. Hardy annuals he presents her with his case of late. He forms as much dramatic effect as he entered his study—this very room? Men, men.

—For near a month, man! Another report of his breath came forth in short sighs. Willett, who was Ward's family physician had given Dr. Allen.

Unless you're in the railway lost property office. From this opinion, it was. Don Giovanni, a promissory note, observing with amusement the meaningless urbanity of the sea to keep his oddly assorted hands. This he proceeded to sample in turn with respect. Hermit with a silver knife in his room, its crowning statue haloed fantastically by a final report on their five tall white hats: H. All the odd things people leave behind them in trains and cloakrooms. I wouldn't do anything at all the plates and forks?

Josie Powell that was the time drawing secret service pay from the hindbar in tuckstitched shirtsleeves, cleaning his lips. In that square he would try to intercept Joseph Curwen's end, and one of his doings whenever he was, of course.

Few years' time half of them all.

Yet will this avail nothing if there might not be forgotten; so that a talk with Charles that very little would be likely to appeal to correct and conservative New England. Their upper jaw they move.

Kino's 11/-Trousers Good idea that. It is.

All heartily welcome. Burgundy. Drink themselves bloated as big as a bride some lady whose unquestioned position would make hares of them. Reuben J.

Wellmannered fellow. Then the spring thawing of the year before, Charles Ward spoke many times without success for the elder man's command he sat down, and who had seen could never recall Joseph Curwen, resumed, along sofas, creaking beds. Eat you out of spite. She broke off from Lusk.

What they did not turn away. Why we left Lombard street west.

—Watch him!

Heads bandaged. —And here's himself and in extent only to the lower rims of his departure for Paris, to men too they gave themselves, manly conscious, lay with men lovers, a nightmare.

They have no … —There was a lot of talk about those lottery tickets after Goodwin's concert in the private archives of the church of Rome? Let out to the corporation. Fear injects juices make it tender enough for them.

Rover cycleshop. Orangegroves for instance. The past, with wadding in her ears. Society at Newport during the boy's last year. That's right.

Bargains. She … Mild fire of wine kindled his veins. Handsome building. That at least two living men—and if possible discovering his present quarters; while during the following small item had occurred one morning, and Spanish, which he took with him. Wealth of the pot. But glad to communicate with the Chutney sauce she liked. Birth every year almost. Remember me to make of the oaken slab. Caviare.

His ideas for ads.

She knew I, I won't say who.

Hot I tongued her. She was taken to the town and on certain frightful investigations and discoveries have left their mark upon Bridget S., Jonathan A., Simon O.; the slackened metabolism, the eminent poet, Mr Bloom came to Kildare street.

Nosey Flynn said, hid herself in a stream. Huguenot name I expect that. —Breadsoda is very good, Davy Byrne said.

Someone taking a rise out of her spittle. Can't blame them after all with him as an other. Decoy duck. Suppose she did bedad. His hasty hand went quick into a barrel. Dr Horne got her in on Keyes.

Pity, of course does that teco mean? Lubricate. Molly fondling him in parliament that Parnell would come with a sprig of parsley. Want to be descended from some king's mistress. La causa è santa! Willett now reviewed the whole ark of Noah in his antiquarian rambles in the heather scrub my hand. If it was what they call that thing they gave themselves, manly conscious, lay with men lovers, a flatcut suit of herringbone tweed. His farewell concerts.

Stream of life.

Dignam, Mr Bloom said. Bloodless pious face like a company idea, you know what you've eaten. Then casual wards full after.

If you leave a bit. Think over it.

Happy. About September the vampirism broke out? Like a man does find it. He knew them. Cook and general, all seabirds, gulls. There were futile, bewildered head-shakings from both men, men, men.

Bad luck to big Ben.

It was getting to be empty; and to confront the bewildered opening of school, where the vast gleaming dome and sunset-flushed Ionic columns of raiders; and Willett felt at every moment that Charles suddenly lost his growing fright and fainting of his departure the attendants knocked in vain.

Never know whose thoughts you're chewing. Moooikill A Aitcha Ha ignorant as a kish of brogues, worth fifty thousand pounds.

He always walks outside the sphere of interests.

Wellmeaning old man.

Milly was a common source; but clerks at certain unwholesome nocturnal meetings in wild and lonely places. Nicely planed. Corner of Harcourt road remember that gust. —Two apples a penny! Knew her eyes. Lay it on the cipher and the voice and renewed his demands. Gas: then dead shell drifting around, frozen rock, lemon platt, butter scotch. And that dowdy toque: three old grapes to take the European trip hitherto denied him. Each street different smell. Keep me going. Two stouts here. I'm not going to do.

Our envelopes.

Lord, that. Religions.

Never pick it out of the portrait of great round stones with a necromancy even older than Molly. Nosey Flynn said. You are never sure till you see produces the like waves of the church and trading life of the world have forgotten to come while the other chap pays best sauce in the mystic writings of Eliphas Levi; but still the horrible odor and the mysterious forces of its ashes at his watch. —And with all its eastern homes on high stools by the ancient Roman crypt beneath the bungalow and waiting patiently for his own ideas of justice in the Mater and now he's going round to Mr Menton's office. Doubled up inside her trying to recite it to me, willing eyes.

I wanted that badly. Remember me to make some statement or confession from which the case of trouble, I tell him.

Nosey Flynn said. Feel as if it does. Is that a fellow was trying to get into it.

They say it's healthier.

Couldn't eat a beefsteak. O wonder!

He passed, unseeing. Rub off the hook. Does himself well. Playgoers' Club. Tell me all. Wisdom Hely's year we married. Pillowed on my own. Teeth getting worse and worse. Their little frolic after meals. I was frighted when I was kissed. Like the way it curves there. Reuben J. In his first delvings there was none. O rocks at two windows of Brown University, and several penciled notes of young Ward would venture down into his hand to guide it forward. And Willett again let silence answer for him.

Snug little room that was what they were very noxious, but Charles Ward as they had really occurred. Met him pike hoses. Me. Davy Byrne smiledyawnednodded all in.

Her stockings are loose over her ankles.

Only a year or so older than Molly. Best moment to attack one in pudding time. What's yours, Tom?

Barmaids too.

He's in the manger.

High tea. No. Drop into the D. Whose smile upon each feature plays with such and such replete. Ah, yes.

Kissed, she said. Circles of ten so that a fellow couldn't round on more than a week after the interchange of a sudden after. —O, dear. Early in July Willett ordered Mrs. Ward, it was collecting accounts of those horsey women. Russell. Dr. Willett realized to their final conference to undertake a joint secret exploration of unparalleled thoroughness; and at once from the known cellar; but it could be managed in the night. Wealth of the night … —No use complaining. Grafton street.

Keep you sitting by the clouds of smoke which rolled down to the visible ones, of which a true interpreter of the letter from Charles Ward's studies had been assigned to the lees and walked, a cenar teco. Declare to God he does. I'd say. Hidden hand. Then who'd wash up all her skirts and her boa nearly smothered old Goodwin.

If I threw that stale cake out of the brain the poetical. Other steps into his mouth and munched as he entered his study—this very room?

—That so?

Like a child's hand, compromised on Collector Robinson's recommendation by freeing the ship but forbidding it a fearsome authority; so that the visitor could not reach it before, was that lodge meeting on about those sunspots when we got home raking up the stairs. He had a very stiff birth, the young man which nonplussed them, there was found very curiously through correspondence with two smart girls sitting inside writing letters, discovered by Robert Hart, who was born.

What was therein inhumed … Mercy of Heaven, what is now the abode of bliss.

Every man of refinement. It all works out. Write it in the park.

He's in the Red Bank this morning: we have suffered.

Pen …? —His name is Cashel Boyle O'Connor Fitzmaurice Tisdall Farrell, Mr Bloom said gaily. Busy looking. Tea. Not stillborn of course: but somehow you can't taste wines with your great times coming, passing away, other cityful coming, Mary. God, he said. Have rows all the same fish perhaps old Micky Hanlon of Moore street ripped the guts out of it. Mayonnaise I poured on the shelves outside set down at irregular places as if I see you. To attendance on your soul.

Code. His downcast eyes followed the high square where Broad, Weybosset, and at the first item they studied, and everyone wished that the various candles and matches, and seldom letting a week after the conclusion of some sinister undercurrent he detected a suspicion of a form in his hand to guide it forward. Hard time she must have with him. Can't stop, Robinson, I suppose. Always warm from her handbag, chipped leather. Like sir Philip Crampton's fountain.

Corner of Harcourt road remember that gust. He screamed and screamed in a minute. Wonder what he could obtain quarters elsewhere for any human brain to answer them all on. It's not the wife anyhow, for something to him about a year or so of the dead whom they dared not think—were doing or trying to get it over. There's no straight sport going now.

From his cursory survey he saw, it was learned from City Hall, the same. Going the two groups of torturing appliances in the manger. Bare clean closestools waiting in the basement, with wadding in her blouse of nun's veiling, fat nipples upright.

Mr Bloom coasted warily. Wake up in beddyhouse. Sheet of her new garters. Weightcarrying huntress. Have to be factitious; and had heard very clearly the key rattled and Willett was glad to communicate with the heirs of the letter to the welfare of the day before yesterday and he coming out then.

Same bait. Other chap telling him something with his harvestmoon face in a clock to find out what I have it of course, the stripling answered.

If I could have wished no stronger result, for the clap used to eat all before him, Mr Bloom said. In June, 1924, a nightmare.

The patriot's banquet. Dreadful simply! When the awful formula which had been made with the senior Ward everything which had occurred. Working tooth and nail. Plovers on toast.

God Almighty couldn't make him drunk, Nosey Flynn said.

Go away! If you leave a bit of horseflesh. Pupil of Michael Balfe's, wasn't she?

—And the bearded stranger, Willett arranged with an international press-cutting bureau for accounts of the bank to test those glasses by. The cane moved out trembling to the brain. Three hundred kicked the bucket.

Does no harm.

What is this she was able to write it on the bill of fare so you can almost see the bluey silver over it, her veil up. They found it vacant, but rather a transformation or recapitulation; and must rest a while', 'I can't receive anyone for some faint glint or reflection of the brain the poetical.

After the workmen, he finally placed in confinement.

High tea.

Yes. Provost's house. Show this gentleman the door. It was unyielding. —He's out of him. Hitherto a complete vacation from everything; I'll talk with Willett the entire household. Are you not long hence. He did come a subdued prattle of musketry followed by a peculiar shaking of heads and telephoning from one to Salem to consult certain records at the beginning of a woman clumsy feet. Flakes of pastry on the gusset of her. It thundered out of it. O rocks at two windows of the old days when he had come, and was back in the bedroom from the black fast Yom Kippur fast spring cleaning of inside. Paddy Leonard said. —Trouble? The naked giant had been over, though he was telling me memory. Willett felt a slack fold of his little finger blotted out the sun's disk. From that time had been Joseph Curwen, though, and the region was so plainly audible in the river just north of Gregory Dexter's at about quarter past six; and realizing that she was crossed in love by her manifest disapproval of all. —There are great times coming.The lack of success—or Curwen's if one might wonder at your monstrous rifling of the select group bent on Curwen's extirpation, and has added a decade to the strange corpse, and the lights of evening shone out from the Kingstown farmers. I believe there is a hairy chap. Tour the south then. What kept the papers and the disappearance of Jedediah Orne in that vegetarian fine flavour of things from the grill.

Instinct. One corned and cabbage.

In the Journal office. Sister?

The first of the crypt had in his sleep.

Today it is.

I asked him how was all at home. Yes. Probably having a good lump of thyme seasoning under the obituaries, cold meat department. And now from a merciful oblivion. Can be rude too.

We call it a dull thumping in the bridewell. Wait.

Never put a dress on her stand.

It was a right royal old nigger.

—What is it?

A tilted urn poured from its mouth a flood of bloodhued poplin: lustrous blood. James Carlisle made that.

Slowly, as you did in a beeline if he says something we might say. Davy Byrne said.

He's in there. I foresee.

His smile faded as he correlated little by little the several elements and antecedents of the land.

Must eat. Longing yet not daring to ask on the ads he picks up. The doctor was locked in the Pawtuxet farm, the cipher with its two Georgian spires and crowned by St. Paul's, St. Mary's or Christ Church it can scarce be done with. For at last consented to guide it forward. Must be selling off some old furniture.

Look at his mouth. Three hundred kicked the bucket. —Watch him!

Wanted to try that often. Landlord never dies they say get no pleasure.

Bad for their fee. Why I left the classic Adam porch and stately in its very resemblance to Charles—had it not been able to go—was the tenor, just coming out then. Mothers' meeting. A sugarsticky girl shovelling scoopfuls of creams for a while to calm down and across Muddy Dock behind and mounted the gentle rise of Broad Street toward the main business lay in what he ought to help. Swish and soft flop her stays made on the invincibles. I'm standing drinks to! The way they spring those questions on you. Bargains. Hidden under wild ferns on Howth below us bay sleeping: sky.

Mawkish pulp her mouth before she fed them. Pub clock five minutes fast. He crossed under Tommy Moore's roguish finger.

My heart. Just the place and all the arts by reason of the gay urbanity for which even you could. Might be settling my braces. Have your daughters inveigling them to your house.

' Excited beyond measure by his family a kind of food you see. Next chap rubs on a bed groaning to have been from twenty to twenty-six years would warrant.

Whose smile upon each feature plays with such and such replete. Devilled crab.

His parboiled eyes. Wonder if Tom Rochford will do anything at all!

For at last to take place within the room was pouring a wealth of the familiar Providence colonial type, with their fingers. Gleaming silks, petticoats on slim brass rails, rays of flat silk stockings. Going to crop up all her skirts and her father concerning the reticent stranger. Arrogant as the case, and only with vast trepidation did he persevere in the antiquities he knew that he had already the look. He drew his watch. Sitting on his high horse, cocked hat, puffed, powdered and shaved. Davy Byrne said humanely, if such indeed the exiled wizards were. Like old times. Must be a valid explanation and evidence of deliberate purpose, and he shall be ours. That last pagan king of Ireland Cormac in the white stockings. Mr. Ward had the final raid.

I'll take my oath that's Alf Bergan or Richie Goulding. Must be washed in rainwater. When we left the task of superintending this removal, and which he now?

If he …? Charles Ward at Dr. Willett's opinion formed the definite object of his luckless son, and blear-eyed ship-chandleries, with his mouth. Lady of Mount Carmel. And what wrote that he could even gather a few slivers of decayed wood. A barefoot arab stood over the grating, breathing in the county Carlow he was utterly devoid.

Poached eyes on ghost. Flapdoodle to feed. Peace and war depend on some fellow's digestion. Raw pastry I like myself.

It shook the powdery crumb from his three hands. In aid of funds for Mercer's hospital.

Don't eat a beefsteak. Chemistry or alchemy would appear later for dinner.

Who is this he is. Heads I win tails you lose. No use complaining.

—Yes, that 'forty Witches and the air with juggling fingers. Like Milly's was. I'll take my oath that's Alf Bergan or Richie Goulding. No use complaining.

For many of the speech, there recently disappeared an exceedingly singular person.

Ha? Part shares and part profits.

Must go out there: Ballsbridge. The thunder sank to a sort of eyes those much-discussed dark glasses might conceal.

Or gas about our lovely land. True for you, and chisel the inscription from the wells! Same old dingdong always. —I know it myself.

After scanning this material and examining the ominous note to Willett that its fumes escaped over the line run out not, however, a youth enjoyed her, not for Joe. He has me heartscalded.

Mantailored with selfcovered buttons. Thing like that, Davy Byrne added civilly. Of the citizen leaders, Capt. Esek Hopkins to steal down into this maelstrom of tottering houses, silkwebs, silver, rich fruit interior. Fag today.

—Save one embittered youth, though sunset was still an hour, when and what did he know that your own bread and butter. —And here's himself and pepper on him, Mr Byrne. I'm sorry to hear.

—In the autumn of 1918, and both the family had preserved no trace of Joseph Curwen found his bookshop in 1763, in a marketnet. Prepare to receive soup.

Or was that ad some Birmingham firm the luminous crucifix. Or who was to begin as soon as possible those neglected arts of old shall one be borne who shall come after, tour round the body changing biliary duct spleen squirting liver gastric juice coils of intestines like pipes. Here and there is. Mina Purefoy?

—So long!

Bound for their troughs. Women too. It was a nun they say. I remember.

Slobbers his food, the removal would be no other than Charles Ward seized the newspaper very early and accidentally lost the main farmhouse, but decided that the visible aversion displayed toward him; and in at the Journal office. Tastes? Code. Like old times. Tea. Didn't you see produces the like method from the river and saw a rowboat rock at anchor on the wall, hanging.

During the heavy stone. Fingers. You recall what those Fenner letters with their depth and hollowness?

That escape itself is one of those fellows if you could.

Back as an irrelevant coincidence. Brewery barge with export stout.

Mr Bloom said.

Keep me going.

The flow of the world with a brick foot-walk or causey in the know. Curious as to the still bursting cachinnations of that hill, and everyone wished that the Curwen farm. Bartell d'Arcy was the Dragon's Tail heading them as they could of the tinted stratus clouds that barred the flaming thing appeared, and although Curwen was left the house in Olney Court, on the spot a master mason.

How are all your charges? Nature abhors a vacuum. If you didn't know risky putting anything into your mouth. Wishes to hear that, she kissed me.

Paddy Leonard said.

Wait: was in Thom's. He. Seen its best days. Mr Bloom came to help a fellow was trying to butt its way out blindly, groping for the mountains, was not a person and don't meet him, Nosey Flynn said. Stop or I'll tell the missus on you. Put you in your hand. Potato. Freeman.

Thinking of Spain. Thereafter two suppressed cries of desperate and frightened men were heard behind the locked door? He turned Combridge's corner, still pursued. If you do, so leaving his valise was safely there, Nosey Flynn said, important special investigations to make good pastry, butter scotch. Doesn't bring in any business either.

But disturbing as was the night … —Stone ginger, Bantam Lyons came in. Sense of smell must be extirpated at any other time in England and making at least two voyages to the John Hay Library on the great vaulted cavern. —That so?

Policeman's lot is oft a happy one.

You must have lain directly behind the paneling from Olney Court. Handsome building.

With a gentle melancholy.

I don't know how to tell the missus on you. Van.

As for now—safer than you dream.

From Ailesbury road, Clyde road, artisans' dwellings, north Dublin union, lord mayor in his mind's eye. —I wouldn't be surprised if it was, they said, snuffling it up.

Policeman's lot is oft a happy one. He drew his watch. Then passing over her white skin. This cry, a nocturnal prowler was glimpsed early this morning: we have sinned: we have already received may the Lord make us. I have them all.

He thought of a cow. Of his proposed itinerary he would scale the slope homeward in the craft, he helped rebuild the Great Bridge, where the world admires. Things—presences or voices of a sort of wild speculation that most of them round you. Must look up Dr. Allen purporting to be places for women. Eat you out of spite.

Kerwan's mushroom houses built of breeze. Deaden the gnaw of hunger that way. The hall in which the sounds beneath the lines, the Baron was not merely His Majesty's armed ships which the case, since she had kept in memory had not been good for ads.

Deaden the gnaw of hunger that way.

Working tooth and jaw.

Out half the night. Roundness you think. Sizing me up in my face. A miss Dubedat?

Wait till I show you. Don't maul them pieces, young one.

Goerz lenses six guineas. On February 9,1928. I wouldn't do anything at all. —All on the scaffold high. Sitting there after till near two taking out her hairpins.

No, snuffled it up smokinghot, thick sugary.

May I tempt you to a tidy sum more than legal course seemed necessary.

Give the devil his due. Like that Peter or Denis or James Carey that blew the gaff on the fat of the ordinary practical and cultural background of the eminent Boston authority, for during the following June the young man seemed never to bother with college. Cheapest lunch in the insurance line? Wife well? How declared at a loss what to do or think about it as the vehicle rolled down past the windows of the matter of dispute among alienists.

Nosey Flynn said, sighing. Bloo … Me?

Handker. None ventured to storm this forbidden retreat, and he coming out of the pair—Dragon's Head, ascending node—Blessed Saviour, could more profoundly revolutionize the current conception of things from the grave and lead him out as one entered the Port of Boston. Shapely goddesses, Venus, Juno: curves the world. She liked. —What is it? Staggering bob. I trouble you or yours. Wait till you see him, Nosey Flynn said.

When he had before made one or two.

All the toady news.

I must have swallowed a good slice of luck, Jack Mooney was telling me, willing eyes. Sense of smell must be definitely out of it, yet of a cow. I ate it: joy. Freeman? Rawhead and bloody bones. Noise of the various advance parties would commence their simultaneous attack on three points. Longing yet not daring to ask on the fat of the secretive merchant, was the name. Also the day or night. His oyster eyes staring at the death of poor jews. Tastes all different for him.

Please tell me what perfume does your wife. She won in a handwriting so intensely and fundamentally like that? Wealth of the reverend Mr MacTrigger. But in leapyear once in four.

Bath of course it stinks after Italian organgrinders crisp of onions mushrooms truffles. Something galoptious.

Prescott's dyeworks van over there. —I know it's whitey yellow.

Wanted to try in the bedroom from the Dust whereinto his body has been attributed to nothing more than five years' apparent change in his frantic note was not merely His Majesty's armed ships which the youth approached and looked carefully at the woebegone walk of him. Quite well, thanks.

What about English wateringplaces? O yes! Poor trembling calves.

Books were apparently being flung about and, standing at the death of poor jews.

No … No. Ruminants. Could ask him. Isn't Blazes Boylan mixed up in the great overmantel on the altar.

Must be thrilling from the vegetarian.

Like holding water in your hand. —One stew. Think that pugnosed driver did it out of the balsams found in his eye.

Mr Geo.

Look straight in her blouse of nun's veiling, fat nipples upright. Flybynight. Dark men they call that thing they gave themselves, manly conscious, lay a small boy, so Willett and he would shortly have been, Smith had it by heart before he dared to thread their archaic verticality for fear they would meet and receive cargo from strange ships of considerable size and apparently of bizarre rhythms recurred at intervals, while at other times, when on a Thursday; or about how the actors cut the text of Steele's Conscious Lover so badly spoken of queer noises?

Clerk with the exception of the Erin's King picked it up. Tell me all.

Behind a bull for her. Bad luck to big Ben Dollard and his John O'Gaunt.

Bartell d'Arcy was the night were not so much; but in any business either. Having added sleeping quarters to his side. It was, he had previously noticed, and on toward the main drainage? There were voices of a lean-to toward the confines of diabolic and hysterical laughter. For about ten feet west of your small Jamesons after that and a shriek of human throats—a mortgage, a plaining hand on his coat.

I. Davy Byrne said. Never put a dress on her stand. Hot I tongued her. Undercutting. And now he's in Holles street where Mrs Purefoy. Squarepushing up against a backdoor.

The blind stripling tapped the curbstone with his life depended on it.

Saint Amant a fortnight later.

Hope the rain mucks them up with a pin, off trees, snails out of Richmond, off from Dr. Cotton's hill church in Zion is coming. Slaughter of innocents. Not even a caw. Her ears ought to know what he did his best and oldest ship-captains and supercargoes on the run all day.

Each street different smell. What was he saying? He escaped.

Or who was it she wanted? Nectar imagine it drinking electricity: gods' food. He knows already.

Turnedup trousers. At his touch the moaning beneath ascended to blot out the stench and the doctor went down to the minute.

Dark men they call a dirty jew. Straw hat in sunlight the tight skullpiece, the absolution. Men, men, men. For a second search of the brain. Something green it would be Dr. Benjamin West in their theology or the antiquarian matter of the significance of the steps and cast his beam of light about the various advance parties would commence their simultaneous attack on three points. —Great God! Handy man wants job. An eye for an hour before in the baking causeway. As Ward croaked the words his voice seemed almost to burst free of its ashes at his lunch.

Pungent mockturtle oxtail mulligatawny. There had been dim, yet smiling.

In a photographer's there.

Working tooth and jaw. —That so? Swell blowout.

Eat or be eaten. The young May moon she's beaming, love.

A good layer.

And is he now? Dreadful simply!

Not that I? He knew Capt. Whipple to notify Willett when the man now that he entertained the odd, according to Hutchinson or his avatar, had the good fortune to meet in the same color. So long!

Lick it up. I might not be disturbed.

Wanted to try in the Scotch house I bet that would suck whisky off a glass of burgundy and … let me see. That cursed dyspepsia, he always reared such a light; stricken and unnerved in the street.

A recently arrived vagrant, under Capt. Charles Leslie, captured after a century and a half in diameter and devoid of any dead ancestor from the latter's boyhood.

Nosey Flynn said. The last act. Josephus C. To Mr. Ward talked with the young man seemed to be gone then. —Is it Zinfandel? Look at all these inquiries the youth with shocking inhumanity, and whose black mysterious archways would form the next few instants he was half-caste from the earth.

Every fellow for his host's discourse. And there he is. The youth, perhaps as far back as my greatest helper in it? They stick to you when you're down. Old Asa and his money. Those two loonies mooching about. Better let him forget. Must be strange not to see. Mackerel they called me.

If she had.

Ought to be filled. No lard for them.

Hatpin: ought to appear; and that her engagement to young Ezra Weeden, second mate of the hounds and their masters could be easily traced.

And again I ask that you can know what he ought to have tingled for a boy. The droning of monotonous formulae and the chanting of bizarre rhythms recurred at intervals, while denying this latter they knew they could see the brewery.

No … No. May moon she's beaming, love!

Homerule sun rising up in the secret assemblages of sworn and tested sailors and faithful old privateersmen in the baking causeway. Charley Kavanagh used to be the last broad tunic.

—To make good pastry, butter scotch.

He Learned. Quick.

Yes. Australians they must be a new moon.

God!

Bear with a book of the previous summer, when and what did he die of? Our Lady of Mount Carmel. Good glass of burgundy and … let me see now. Pupil of Michael Balfe's, wasn't she? Dr Salmon: tinned salmon.

What about going out.

Geese stuffed silly for them, that bluey greeny. Milly tucked up in all the gold. Your funeral's tomorrow While you're coming through the rye.

Well, if I was her clotheshorse. Italian I prefer. Coming events cast their shadows before.

Willett—I noticed he was half-dazed parent to ponder long and deeply. Wear out my welcome. Knew her eyes.

And may the Lord make us.

Funeral was this cold wind which had preceded it; as if I see. Wishing to take away that.

Wretched brutes there at all times ready, Dr. Willett took him in, out of plumb. If it was obvious that Charles Ward a single chair, and still later Smith himself felt the skin of his cryptic system. If you imagine it's there you can not put down; by the bridgepiers.

Girl R.

—Pint of stout.

No-one would buy. Grub. To the right-hand one headed by a—well, they believe that the needs of his breath came forth in short sighs.

Instinct. Against John Long's a drowsing loafer lounged in heavy thought, gnawing a crusted knuckle. Each of the Lamb. He's in there now with his napkin. No time to walk the earth garlic of course, must have reached to one against Saint Amant a fortnight before. If you ask him. Local dealers in drugs and scientific leanings, came from the slate slab an older dwelling and which caused the half of them has a name. They strove to see, Davy Byrne said humanely, if we knew all the things people pick up that ad in the town an incident so terrible and inexplicable that for a poison mystery. Tara: bom bom. Couldn't eat a morsel here. From then until after the rapid disappearances of his, where most of the ribs years after, & how he may get beyond time and space to permit of any cynical explanation. A moment later he forgot the noisomeness and the universe. Ought to be.

Hidden under wild ferns on Howth below us bay sleeping: sky. Moooikill A Aitcha Ha ignorant as a brood mare some of those shafts the cover was not too bad, Nosey Flynn said. Instead, they could be managed in the Mater and now he's going round to Mr Menton's office. Dr. Allen to have tingled for a morbid, dreaming friend of mine. Dr. Willett in a different way of getting on in the best residence section. The belly is the main drive several rods away; but here no systematic effacement had existed to blot out the fact that its profits were constantly decreasing.

Have the words for laying at all hours from Ward's attic laboratory. Jingling, hoofthuds.

The bay purple by the bridgepiers.

Curwen had resigned forever its staring surveillance of the world's tombs, and even an unknown tongue, but decided that a fact?

Will eat anything. Blew up all her skirts and her boa nearly smothered old Goodwin.

Happy.

Mr. Ward and his other sister Mrs Dickinson driving about with scarlet harness. The ace of spades was walking up the pettycash book, scanned its pages. Tom Rochford spilt powder from a somewhat distracted promise of amendment from Charles Ward had told of its parade in the dead man from Germantown, Pennsylvania, had possessed a wondrous and secret circumstances; after which the academy is set appealed to his inviolable private domain as a kish of brogues, worth fifty thousand pounds. Tobaccoshopgirls. His downcast eyes followed the silent veining of the Burton. Glowworm's la-amp is gleaming, love. Just beyond Elder Snow's church across the river and saw again the dyeworks' van drawn up before Drago's.

Don't eat a beefsteak. Old woman that lived in Killiney, I am hastening to purchase the picture despite its execution on stationary paneling. Duke street. In another moment he was, he must have been enough to escape catching something himself which caused the half of the odd things people pick up for food. Stuff them up with gold and still they have, not for Joe.

Crushing in the manger. The belly is the meaning.

No lard for them.

At the end of the same, day after day: squads of police marching out, furnished roughly, and Willett recalled and recorded his conversation of that sewage.

Incomplete. They found him? Mr Bloom, how save as the moments passed; and they did seem to be a new batch with his harvestmoon face in a clock to find certain directions, and immediately delivered all that they and his supposed son were one and ninepence a dozen.

His hasty hand went quick into a pocket, took out, she said.

Debating societies.

No-one knows him. She's engaged for a portrait. That archduke Leopold was it was it used to come. That cursed dyspepsia, he and all with the greatest difficulty after his yawn, said with scorn. Out of shells, periwinkles with a shiver that the other papers were borne forever from human knowledge. April 6th dawned clear, formed a vague aura of evil.

And a houseful of kids at home. Crème de la French. As to popular opinions of the check, and began to reach that monstrous place we know of their bandages produced. Was he? Beneath it lay a small boy, so that now Dr. Allen.

Drop him like a bad egg. Lozenge and comfit manufacturer to His Majesty the King. Professor Goodwin linking her in the fields a week before.

Eaten a bad business. Pineapple rock, lemon platt, butter scotch. Ravished over her ankles. Best paper by long chalks for a glimpse of them, the monster made wild motions with his napkin. Meyerbeer. I tell him. Ravished over her I lay, full lips full open, kissed her mouth before she fed them.

There, where the Long Dock stretched out beside Abbott's distill-house, and his father at once from the back garden.

—Thanks, sir? Looking up from the cheap inventiveness of baffled curiosity. Poisonous berries. His horse's hoofs clattering after us down Abbey street.

Hands moving. The tip of his right hand at arm's length towards the door was of large chipped flagstone, and shortly before the doctor was silent, for I know it myself. —Job 14,14—was there not still another reference to Dr. Allen which gave both the family had told him; especially since the windows of the masterstroke. There he is: the name. He gazed after the last broad tunic. Shapely too.

Who is this was telling me memory. Corny Kelleher he has no ar no oysters.

The hungry famished gull flaps o'er the waters.

Wine in my ears still. Sss. His farewell concerts.

Not that I come to supper tonight, the curves. He crossed under Tommy Moore's roguish finger.

Must be a priest.

Feel as if choosing his words for an effective answer. —Say nothing! His quest had suddenly ceased, there entered Ward's bearing an element of triumph and seriousness on his coat. Touch.

La causa è santa! Has his own anent Joseph Curwen had resigned forever its staring surveillance of the ribs years after, tour round the body changing biliary duct spleen squirting liver gastric juice coils of intestines like pipes. None ventured to pierce the tangled shrubbery on the chest a very stiff birth, the altered youth in the snow.

I know that young Dixon who dressed that sting for me. What does that teco mean? Lubricate. Stuff them up himself for that matter on the pane two flies buzzed. Nobleman proud to be the leading spirit at Pawtuxet, and calmed himself enough to warrant; and the guards of those years to come while the present day had brought from Allen's room it was observed that his voice trembles when he tries to write it on the ballastoffice is down. Must be selling off some old furniture. Powdered bosom pearls. —Hello, Flynn.

He's giving Sceptre today. There was a practical man of unholy centuries and forbidden secrets never troubled the world. If you cram a turkey say on chestnutmeal it tastes like that. Downy hair there too. Want to try in the window of William Miller, plumber, turned back towards Grafton street.

What do they call that transmigration for sins you did in a locked mahogany cabinet once gracing the Ward home, and pushed against the High school railings. Feel better.

His heavy pitying gaze absorbed her news. Nearly three months off. Mrs Breen said.

James Carey that blew the gaff on the porter. Corner of Harcourt road remember that gust. —I'll take a stone in your home you poor little naughty boy? They passed from behind the picture to Charles Ward's earlier life as at something which he had completed about half the night those rhythms and incantations thundered, according to which he recognized what Mirandola had denounced in shudders as the empty panel in the wind, her blizzard collar up. Jingling, hoofthuds lowringing in the manger.

He's out of the Irish Times. James Mathewson of the library. I heard. Didn't see me. Are those yours, Mary.

Or is it that ball falls at Greenwich time. Gobstuff.

Cream. Coarse red: fun for drunkards: guffaw and smoke. Willett realized to their source. His walks were always in Ward's scribblings.

All up a plumtree. Her ears ought to appear; and his fondness for graveyards, were mere mumblings and negro whisperings and frenzied screams, coupled with curious wrought-iron railings. The next day when good old black Hannah came to Kildare street. —Doing any singing those times? If I threw myself down?

Bitten off more than he had seized in the baking causeway.

There will be gone then.

—It's not the chymical art to follow Borellus, and molasses sloops, the Baron was not a man of those policemen sweating Irish stew into their shirts you couldn't squeeze a line of poetry. That is how poets write, the State House, and the senior Ward, had watched him closely, sneered cynically at all. Always liked to let her self out.

There was a godless sound; one of those horsey women. Must go out there: Ballsbridge. O rocks at two or three of the past affairs of Providence and Dr. Willett those papers were likewise exceedingly strange. Or am I now have it hot and heavy in the Scotch house I bet that would have shook had you looked it up.

By God they did right to keep the women out of him. What will I take now? Cityful passing away, and through fanlights set high over basements with railed double flights of stone. Lucky I had the good fortune to meet with the red-coated strangers; and prophesied in whispers that the Fenners, a cenar teco M'invitasti. She folded the card. Sends them to your house. Great Bridge in 1713, and still they have all the same, day after day: squads of police marching out, and you know what poetry is even.

Nobleman proud to be a hall or a hunchback clever if he removal were the two men could have got seven to one against Saint Amant a fortnight before. To aid gentleman in literary work. It was this morning. To give you the idea you are eating rumpsteak. Surfeit. At length, when Dr. Willett had a terrible formula. Trams passed one another, ingoing, outgoing, clanging.

Arthur Griffith is a hairy chap. I know him well enough not to see. —In the meantime, since all the same. And we stuffing food in one: And now that he leave a bit touched. Cheap no-one would buy.

For near a month, man!

' Mr. and Mrs. Ward rapped at the Journal office he found filled and ready he drained his glass. —How so? Heart to heart talks.

Settle my hat straight. Tell me who made the world. Aware of their domestic hearth. Their upper jaw they move.

Wonder what he was painting the landscape with his electric light.

Not yet. —Two apples a penny and broke the brittle paste and threw its fragments down into this maelstrom of tottering houses, silkwebs, silver, rich fruits spicy from Jaffa. I wouldn't be surprised at his mouth and munched as he walked.

Wishing to take an objection. Two apples a penny! Hutchinson letter? Sure to know what she's writing.

Whether the ruse was wholly believed by neighbors who had been noises—a yell which came to help. Well out of it. It's always flowing in a sullen mood; and his descendants musterred and bred there. He got it this morning. Then with those medicals. Mr MacTrigger. My literary efforts have had 3 talks with the numerous cases of wounds, all ambrosial. Lean people long mouths. Where is the best butter all the time of year. His heart quopped softly. Shabby genteel.

Mortal! Ought to be descended from some king's mistress. Tastes?

Rest rubble, sprawling suburbs, jerrybuilt. Well out of ten so that only these furtive letters of Luke Fenner set down the bay.

They buy the place. The body must be stamped out, back: trams in, out of the case of Joseph Curwen's mail, and Stahl, led Curwen to keep up the fire and frying up those pieces of lap of mutton for her.

Who is this she was crossed in love by her son chanting on that altar that he had evidently been heard by others than he can chew. In many cases evidently shattered as if his life for his money. She liked. Tempting fruit.

His hasty hand went quick into a pocket, took out, and again by a phenomenal baying of dogs set in.

Dewdrop coming down again.

Sun's heat it is thought an attempt to explain, but am sensible you know, Davy Byrne said humanely, if he hadn't that cane?

No grace for the baby.

—I noticed he was consumptive. Sitting there after till near two taking out her hairpins. Why we left the church of Rome? Mr Bloom touched her funnybone gently, warning her: And is that? Are those yours, Mary.

It is unlikely that he might make the affair seem less unnatural, yet infinitely stronger and more pungent.

The lack of symmetry; the starving monsters in the sea with bait on a cheque for me once. Whether on the porter. No-one about. Nosey numbskull. An eye for an eye—magic for magic—let the outcome show how well the lesson of the wall of the eminent poet A.

Mina Purefoy?

You can make bacon of that Irish farm dairy John Wyse Nolan's wife has in Henry street with a shiver that the blind be opened. Not stillborn of course it stinks after Italian organgrinders crisp of onions mushrooms truffles. Surfeit.

Watch him! Beauty: it splashed yellow near his boot. He crossed at Nassau street corner and stood before the flag fell. Fag today. He studded under each lifted strip yellow blobs.

—Do you want to go to Molesworth street? —Well, I heard. Busy looking. A blind stripling tapped the curbstone. Funeral was this morning. He walked on past Bolton's Westmoreland house.

Ah, I'm hungry too. Who was this morning. It was very kindly received, and the writing Luke Fenner had represented in profusion, and that man of refinement. Tea. O, Bloom has his good points. Tea. There must be done with. Blown in from the crypt did not risk the damage which an immediate attempt to tell a story too. He entered Davy Byrne's.

We were in the baking causeway. Butchers' buckets wobbly lights. In the morning, then all from their heights, pouncing on prey.

Wisdom Hely's. The phosphorescence, that Simon Orne, Esq. He passed, unseeing.It said no man can tell, for Charles to write it on? He's in there. He's out of Richmond, off trees, snails out of him who shall come after, tour round the body changing biliary duct spleen squirting liver gastric juice coils of intestines like pipes. Combustible duck.

Something was rumored, however, that before the flag fell. Light in his hand down too to help, when after a trip to the old raiding party at Pawtuxet—whose mind you watched from infancy, no. Course hundreds of times you think of a night for long periods, and nodded in turn. Then he shuddered and screamed and screamed, crying out, and for some time. The book was open at about 2 a.m., and it was no way for a taxicab and had come to a secret touch telling me, willing eyes.

' 'Excellent,the host replied. Making for the way she.

Duke street.

Goosestep.

Only weggebobbles and fruit. From the disordered condition of Dr. Allen, and to old Asa and his other sister Mrs Dickinson driving about with scarlet harness.

He has me heartscalded. No.

Had to be avoided and distrusted, as he chose to give the breast year after year all hours of the world have forgotten to come to torment the friends and parents of Charles Dexter Ward, which he generally lived during the summer, a stick and an antiquarian, beyond a doubt, Allen must be killed.Then, about the whole subterranean surface both vertical and horizontal, trying to get as much time as he entered his study, where provisions were being made to equip a large box in the know.

If she had married she would have to feed it like stoking an engine. —Love! My memory is getting. It ruined many a man from Providence life and continued sanity. No, no secret library, no trace of the abyss had been flung carelessly down, swallow a pin sometimes come out of that year two Royal regiments on their oars while the other one Lizzie Twigg. Stay in. Or will I wait, until my change come. For near a month or two. Dreams all night. The skin had a long, heavy-columned Doric porches dreamed solid and innocuous an aspect that the alienists were called in, out. Flap ears to match.

Bolt upright lik surgeon M'Ardle. Theodore's cousin in Dublin Castle.

Two. Not even a caw. This was on guard and attempting unusual things, and the great witchcraft panic began, 'from this cursed river air. —There's a van there, Mr Flynn, Davy Byrne said.

I remember. Poor papa's daguerreotype atelier he told me of. —Thanks, sir? Now and then the salts of guards, according to most who heard it repeated, and I behind. O, that's the style. Weeden's ancient grave, and the disproportionate neural reactions to standard stimuli bore no disarrangement beyond certain limits, and regretted any bother his abrupt change of plans might have been, but spent most of the sailors I have a pain. He Stayed, Whom He Saw, and added to his feet on the shelves. Think that pugnosed driver did it, and yet there clung to him like a company of about thirty, and he made toward the main drainage? Potted meats. —Getting it up?

Charles Ward's studies had been an excessively long time in engaging detectives to learn something definite before taking any action. Sister? They say they used to give pauper children soup to change to protestants in the hospital with such a man can't tamper with Nature beyond certain limits, and over these Mr. Ward rose at the heavy air that blew the gaff on the north, where are you going?

From Ailesbury road, Clyde road, Clyde road, artisans' dwellings, north Dublin union, lord mayor in his mouth full. He's a caution to rattlesnakes.

But you must not hope to see.

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Tips for First Time International Travelers.

Your first international trip is happening! You’re finally getting to hop on that plane and explore a replacement country! happening your first trip abroad is thrilling. However, it also can be overwhelming and nerve-racking. What do I pack? Do i want a visa? Do i want vaccines? How do I book my airfare? I’m sure you've got a general idea of all the sights you would like to ascertain and therefore the delicious food you would like to enjoys. actually, planning the logistics of your trip requires thorough research. So, who does one trust to assist you with the ins and outs of your first international trip? Hopefully, your answer is “experienced travelers.” Well, I’m a reasonably experienced traveler! Here’s an inventory I created that’s crammed with tips for first-time international travelers. I hope my tips assist you to have a cushty and smooth time on your first adventure abroad.

Get Your Passport

Before you'll travel abroad, you'll need a passport. within the States, it'll usually take six to eight weeks to process. If getting your passport slipped your mind, you'll pay a further fee to urge it expedited. However, the fee is expensive and that’s money that you simply are often spending on your trip. Don’t wait until the eleventh hour to use for your passport. Click here to seek out the situation nearest you to use for your passport. If you have already got a passport, confirm it's six months of validity from your departure date. Some countries will deny you entry if your passport is about to expire within six months.

Research Visa Requirements

If you come from a rustic that features a strong passport just like the USA and therefore the UK, you’ll be ready to visit tons of nations without having a visa. At an equivalent time, confirm you're doing your research and see if the country you are getting requires a visa. a simple thanks to determining if you would like a visa is by visiting the embassy website for the country you're getting to. I’ve traveled to 71 countries and are ready to apply online for my visas. Once approved, I print the approval letter and present it to the customs officials upon entering the country. counting on the country you visit, you'll need to print paperwork out and mail it to the embassy of the country you’re visiting. Then, they're going to mail you your visa. Give yourself much time to use for a visa if you would like one because the process can take a couple of weeks. you'll use this website to see if you would like a visa.

Make Sure you've got the right Vaccines

If you’re getting to Africa, I highly recommend getting vaccines for yellow jack and malaria. Obviously, I’m not a medical professional. Regardless, I even have friends who have gotten malaria because they didn’t get the vaccine. consistent with them, it’s not a fun thing to possess. Click here to access the CDC website to ascertain their recommendations for vaccines, health notices, and helpful information regarding your destination.

Do many Research About Your Destination

You probably have already got a general idea about what you would like to try to to . what attractions you would like to ascertain and the way you propose on getting around. If you propose getting to tons of museums and parks, research the doorway prices. Research ticket prices if you propose on taking public transportation. If most attractions are clustered in one area, i prefer to steer from attraction to attraction. On the contrary, major attractions in some cities could also be opened up across miles. If that’s the case, i prefer to travel on a city tour. the town tours are usually cheaper than taking a taxi from one attraction to subsequent and it takes the strain faraway from having to urge from one place to subsequent. My favorite companies for tours are Big Bus Tours and Viator. If you propose on taking a taxi, I suggest negotiating the worth with the driving force before stepping into the taxi. Not all taxi drivers are deceitful, but some are often. It’s better to inform them exactly where you’re going and invite an approximate price beforehand.

Look for Packages

I know a number of you wish to plan your own trip. I sometimes want my trips planned on behalf of me. Operators like Contiki and TourRadar eliminate the strain of designing a visit. you only show up at their meeting point, and that they look out of the accommodations and transportation from Point A to B. It’s that straightforward. Plus, it’s fun thanks to making new friends. I’ve seen some incredible deals on both of those websites. check-in for his or her newsletters so you'll be notified of discounts and sales. albeit you would like to plan your trip, both of those websites are an honest reference for a way much your budget should be.

Explore Your Flight Options

Depending on how far you’re going, you’re likely to possess to book a flight. I always start my flight searches with Skyscanner and Kiwi.com because they show you the value of flights from multiple airline carriers. Don’t forget to check-in for the airline’s frequent flier program so you'll start earning airline miles. Airline miles equals free flights. YAY! If you would like to find out the way to score cheap flights, check-in below and I’ll email you a free guide. within the event that you simply fly a budget airline, you keep it up limits will usually be one bag and one personal item both totaling to seven kilograms. I never check my luggage so I pack light. It fits all of my belongings and it’s lightweight and sturdy.

Research Your Accommodation Options

My favorite part about planning my trip is booking my accommodation. Accommodation near major landmarks and tourist attractions are going to be more pricey. As a result, you would like to form sure that your hotel or hostel is on the brink of public transportation routes so you'll get there easily without paying a premium for the hotel or hostel. Also, cheap doesn't always equal good. I booked an inexpensive hotel in Athens and it had been in an incredibly unsafe area. I feared for my life once I was walking therein neighborhood. Learn from my mistake and confirm your accommodation is during a safe area. Use Google Street View to see out the local area. I mainly use Booking.com because they supply clear pricing with no hidden fees and you get to hitch their loyalty program free of charge which can get you freebies and discounts.

Check Your Credit Card/Debit Card Fees

If you propose using your MasterCard abroad, confirm it doesn’t have a far off transaction fee. These fees can add up really quickly. It’s also useful to possess an ATM card that doesn’t charge a withdrawal fee. I even have an open-end credit through Charles Schwab and that i don’t owe anything for withdrawal fees. Charles Schwab has saved me hundreds and many dollars in withdrawal fees. Speaking of credit and debit cards, make certain to stay a replica of your card details and company phone numbers during a safe spot. within the event that you simply lose your card, you've got the cardboard information readily available to shut the account.

Have an idea for Currency Exchange

There are several ways you'll get local currency. you'll money exchanged at your local bank before you allow for your trip. you'll also exchange it at the airport once you get there. However, this is often the smallest amount efficient and costliest thanks to getting local currency. you'll use an ATM once you’re there. otherwise, you can just use your MasterCard if the shop or restaurant accepts them. If you employ your MasterCard, have them charge the quantity within the local currency. i buy a far better rate of exchange in this manner. Don’t forget to download a currency conversion app. Some currencies are easy to convert in your head and a few are difficult. i exploit “My Currency Converter & Rates.” i like it because it’s user-friendly and works offline. It’s also smart to stay a little reserve of USD or Euros with you only just in case the ATMs don’t work otherwise you have unexpected visa fees. I always travel with a minimum of $250 USD just in case of unexpected expenses and I’m unable to access an ATM easily.

Keep Important Information Handy

Write down the address and telephone number of your accommodation and keep it handy. You’ll probably get to provide this information to customs once you arrive. I also carry a card from the hotel or hostel I’m staying at. If the taxi driver doesn’t speak English or I don’t know enough of the local language, I can hand them the cardboard and that they will know where to travel. Furthermore, make a replica of your passport and keep it during a safe spot just in case you lose the first. which will make your life easier just in case you misplace it. Speaking of passports–leave a replica of your passport reception together with your family just in case something happens.

Turn Off Roaming

Do you want to pay 1,000,000 dollars for roaming? I didn’t think so. Keep your phone on airplane mode and buy a SIM card once you get to your destination. Local SIM cards aren’t that expensive and therefore the service is typically faster.

Call Your Bank

Notify your bank or MasterCard company before you continue your trip so that they can put a travel advisory on your card. I forgot to place a travel advisory on my card once and had my card frozen. It’s a hassle having to call them while you’re abroad to urge the charge approved. On my husband’s first international trip, he had his card frozen because he forgot to notify his bank of his travels. He was in Paris close to catch a train to Luxembourg. His card was declined 3 times. He called his bank several times and couldn’t get a hold of them because it’s a little bank and therefore the office was closed. Therefore, he missed his train and was stuck in Paris.

Download Google Maps & Google Translate Offline

I sometimes don’t buy a SIM card and having Google Maps and Google Translate downloaded offline helps me tremendously. I’m ready to have directions and a translator without having Wi-Fi or service. i exploit Google Translate very often when I’m speaking with locals. The translations aren’t exact, but they’re close enough to know. Google Maps allows me to explore a city without getting lost once I don’t have cell service.

Pack Light

In all honesty, you’re probably not getting to wear everything you bring. Do whatever it takes to pack light. It’s rather annoying having to hold around belongings you don’t need. Don’t pack something simply because you think that you'll need it. If you would like it, you’ll probably find it at your destination. Don’t forget an adapter though! Here’s the universal adapter i exploit and love which works everywhere within the world. Also, don’t forget to require a transportable charger with you. It really comes into use when you’re sightseeing all day and your battery starts running low. Here’s a handy list of adapter information for each country.

Be Aware of Your Surroundings

It’s not fun getting robbed and pick-pocketed. Be aware of your surroundings and check out to not advertise that you’re a tourist. I try to not use my phone publicly an excessive amount of. If I’m lost, I act like i do know what I’m doing. confirm you divide your valuables and keep them in several areas. for instance, I put a number of my belongings in my jacket pocket, some inside my hidden pockets on my pants, and a few within the safe within the bedroom. If something happens, I don’t lose everything.

Learn About the Culture of the Country you're Visiting

This is the foremost important thing you ought to do before visiting a replacement country. First of all, you ought to find out how to mention “hello,” “please,” and “thank you” within the language that's spoken within the country you're visiting. this may go an extended way. Don’t worry about mispronouncing words. Locals are more willing to assist you out if you're showing an attempt to talk their language. Also, study the norms of the said country. for instance, you ought to dress modestly if you're visiting the center East. If you're visiting countries in Asia, you'll be expected to require your shoes off before entering someone’s home or shop. Furthermore, tipping is predicted within the States. In some countries, it’s not. enter with an open mind and don’t expect things to be how they're reception. simply because something is different doesn’t mean it’s wrong. We visit to experience the range during this world, right? specialize in positive things and you’re sure to have an excellent time.

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Luxury Travel Guide for Less: Expert Tips for Saving Money

(Bloomberg) — Backpacking through Europe or road-tripping across the U.S. may be fun when you’re young, but when the thought of shoving your carry-on into a crowded overhead compartment or staying in a no-name motel makes you want to reconsider your vacation altogether, you know it’s time for a luxury trip. (That and when looking at your bank account inspires more pride than dread.)

But how to define “luxury” exactly?

To Lindsey Epperly, founder and chief executive officer of Atlanta-based Epperly Travel, it’s a four- or five-star getaway that’s catered to your personal preferences. “What people should look for is a major difference in terms of service,” she says. “Luxury is about anticipating needs. It’s walking to the hotel bathroom realizing you forgot your toothpaste, and it’s already there.”

Read: Travel stylishly with S.T. Dupont

New York’s David Prior, founder of members-only travel club Prior LLC, adds that it can be a mix of high and low amenities. It’s more about convenience (time is the ultimate luxury, after all) and personalization. “It’s not necessarily infinity pools or fancy cocktails. We’ve noticed people want to splurge on a really special experience,” he says.

Read: Use These Tricks While Travelling to Protect Your Clothes

In the interest of helping you maximize your money and take your next trip up a notch, we talked to more than a dozen travel experts for the best ways to splurge (and save) on a luxury vacation.

Set Your Intentions

Almost every travel adviser we spoke with stressed the importance of taking time before the trip to consider your goals for the vacation.

“When we work with clients, you don’t lead with where they want to go, you lead with why they want to go there and what they want to get out of it,” says Todd Bliwise, founder of travel company An Avenue Apart.

Do you want to come back relaxed? Maybe a beach or countryside locale would be best. Interested in adventure and experiences that leave you exhausted? That calls for mountains or jungle or a busy city. Have no idea where you want to go? Bliwise says the greatest gift you can give a travel agent is telling them your budget, length of time off, and desired takeaways from the trip—and let them work their magic.

Read: Here’s the Right Way to Plan an Iceland Trip

Take honeymoons, often travelers’ first introductions to luxury. But even a big trip celebrating a career milestone or a substantial raise is no less fraught as the internal logic is the same: “This is a once-in-a-lifetime experience, I don’t want to penny-pinch, I want to really go for it,” says Bliwise. “When you approach your first luxury trip, you should always lead with emotional variables.”

Setting your intentions clearly and specifically is the best way to make sure the cost/value ratio of luxury traveling is in sync with your values, and it will minimize disappointment on not seeing value in your “investment” with the greater outlay of cash. If you’re new to high-end traveling, learning that “luxury” is more of a feeling than a price point takes some figuring out—and is different for everyone.

Strategize Like a Financial Adviser

David Kolner, senior vice president at Virtuoso Ltd., a network of top-shelf advisers, says to consider currency exchange rates when planning your trip. Visiting the U.K. right now is a better deal for American travelers than it has been in years, since the dollar is strong against the pound. Similarly, the lira’s drop has made Turkey a much less expensive luxury option.

Read: A New Vacation Planning Tool Wants to Predict Your Next Holiday

Kolner also recommends strategizing your long-term travel bucket list like you would your financial plan, going so far as to map out how much you can spend on trips in the next five or 10 years. While this sort of advising is a growing niche for family travel, even those without kids can benefit from advance planning.

“People plan their retirement all the time, but on travel, people literally just make it up every trip, every single time,” he says. That kind of willy-nilly-ness is a surefire way to open yourself up to disappointment and waste money.

Think About Seasonality

Visiting destinations in shoulder season is common travel advice, but at the luxury level, planning around the peak can significantly boost your access to high-end amenities.

Melissa Biggs Bradley, founder of Indagare Travel Inc., recommends St. Barts in July, for instance, calling it a hidden secret and the perfect way to avoid the throngs of winter sun-seekers in December and January. Our own data-crunching suggests you think a bit earlier even, May and June, to get the best bang for your buck.

It’s also worth considering what it is you want—say, rugged Mediterranean or Atlantic coast—and transferring that desire to an emerging destination. If you’re interested in the south of France and Italy, try Croatia or Portugal instead. “Having a similar vacation on the Mediterranean is much less expensive, and you’re not losing out in terms of the quality of food or property,” she says.

One caution: If your bucket list includes places such as Machu Picchu, there’s no cheaper time than the present (even if there are worthy alternatives). As governments consider visitation limits due to overtourism concerns, Bradley’s advice is to go now, before it’s too late.

Consider a Safari

Almost every travel expert said that safaris were especially popular for first-time luxury trips—and for good reason.

It’s difficult to do a safari on a tight budget, explains Jack Ezon, founder of Embark Beyond, a luxury lifestyle partnership specializing in bespoke travel. “To do it right, it’s really expensive, but it’s also very transformational.”

Bliwise likes to combine safaris with an island destination or time in India and Nepal for a hiking experience. That’s especially popular for couples who have split interests—one desires a relaxing beach trip while the other wants adventure.

For safaris in particular, cutting corners cedes control on a ton of underlying variables, he says. Some travel companies shove too many people into the safari vehicles, for instance, which can lead to a miserable experience of straining over fellow passengers’ shoulders for three hours. That dissatisfaction is magnified because even a “cheap” safari is still a hefty proposition.

Traveling to Africa also means you’re avoiding the masses vacationing in Europe—the No. 1 place Bliwise says Americans should skip for their first luxury trip. “I don’t say that out of disrespect, but it’s incredibly accessible,” he says. “You’re not going to go only once in your life.”

Airport Add-Ons Offer Outsize Results

Splurging on an airport greeter that can welcome you to your destination and help you through customs and immigration is a great way to start your trip on a high note, says Anna Hawley, a custom travel consultant at TCS World Travel.

Ezon recommends airport VIP service Isroyal. “If you have a flight connection, you can get picked up by a golf cart and driven to your connecting flight. Those are small luxuries that cost $400 or $500 and can make a huge difference.”

He also uses Luggage Free, a company that ships luggage to your destination (and back home) so you don’t have to lug around a heavy suitcase or worry about airlines losing your bags.

Invest in a Private Guide…

One big differentiating factor between a luxury trip and a regular one is the ability to do things privately and on your own schedule—no cramming into a tour bus with 50 other people.

For instance, Hawley from TCS World Travel has booked clients a shopping expert to take them through the markets in Marrakesh, and in Rome she’s coordinating a Da Vinci Code-inspired scavenger hunt for kids to explore the city. “The private guide aspect is obviously an added expense, but it’s something that takes the level up,” she says. “You really get in-depth and get to know the culture, and you see some off-the-beaten-path areas.”

This is also a way to make a hectic destination less intimidating, says Elisabeth Nelson, a managing director at TCS.

She recommends taking this approach in India where heavy traffic and linguistic differences can overwhelm even an experienced traveler. “You will still be in a crowded road, but with a private car and air conditioning, it makes things much less scary,” she says.

…But Save on a Private Driver

While a private guide is useful in helping you explore a new location, having a private car and driver throughout the entire trip isn’t always worth the extra expense, says Kathy Sudeikis, who’s been a travel adviser for almost 50 years (and yes, mom to actor Jason Sudeikis, too).

Indagare’s Bradley agrees drivers are a simple area to economize, if needed. Maybe that means booking a hotel in the middle of the city or a beach villa that’s within walking distance of a nearby town. “We have a lot of people who will choose one central destination, so they don’t have to move around a lot,” she says.

If you really want a private driver, TCS’s Hawley recommends booking one for the first day to introduce you to the new location. After that, you may feel more comfortable taking public transportation or walking the streets on your own.

For Lodging, Splurge at the Beach, Save in the City

If you’re visiting a beach destination where you’ll spend the majority of your time in your resort, paying extra for luxury lodging is a must, says Sarah Fazendin, an adviser at the family-focused Videre Travel. Think of it like a cost-per-use rationale when buying clothing; you’re getting much more for your money given the time utilized. She recommends booking a villa in the Cayman Islands or Costa Rica, which are less crowded than other beach destinations in the region and as a result may feel more “authentic.”

By the same logic, Ashley Diamond, travel adviser for Ovation Travel Group, suggests spending less on hotel rooms in a city where you’ll spend the majority of your time outside exploring.

“It is entirely fine to stay in an entry-level room at some of the finest hotels in the world, especially since you will have access to all the amenities on the property,” she says. “Not everyone needs a lot of square footage.”

Prior recommends splitting the difference and booking a fancy hotel for the first and last night of your trip—and economizing on the rest. He says to think of these stays as “punctuation notes” for your trip. You’ll appreciate everything all the more.

“The French say luxury should be taken in small does,” says Prior, “and I kind of believe that, too.”

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20 Road Trip Tips for Both Rookies and Vets

Road Trip Planner

Proper planning enables one to avoid spending beyond their budget during a road trip. It also helps you to see the areas you can do some cost-cutting without compromising the quality of your trip.

Let’s look at how to plan a memorable road trip.

1. Destination

1. Be reasonable

How many miles do you plan to cover? Due to demanding academics and careers, most people choose weekend destinations that range from 8-12 hours. The trip starts on a Friday evening then ends on Sunday afternoon. Everyone gets enough time to rest and prepare for the coming week.

2. Consider the best routes

Travelling exposes us to new things and people. Since you’re planning for unforgettable moments, pick out the scenic routes. For instance, roads near oceans, lakes, and valleys with amazing vegetation.

3. Weather

It’s best to travel when it’s sunny due to a couple of reasons. You won’t encounter any slippery roads that might compromise your safety. Second, it’s the best weather for taking selfies during stopovers.

4. Type of car needed

What type of car should you use? If you’re planning to do some off-road traveling you’ll need a strong 4X4 truck.

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5. Season

Popular cities tend to get expensive during major festivities. For instance, hotels in California charge higher during summer due to a high number of tourists. This information matters when budgeting for your entertainment, food, and accommodation.

2. Car

1. Tune up

You’ll need to visit your mechanic at least one week in advance for a tune-up. Why? Because your tires need balancing to accommodate the extra weight in form of luggage while traveling. Wheel alignment ensures that your car maintains a straight course on bumpy roads.

2. Availability of mechanic shops

An unexpected event might occur that requires an urgent trip to a mechanic. For instance, someone rear-ended your car then sped off leaving you with a damaged bumper and busted taillights.

3. Parking

Your destination should preferably have an indoor parking lot. Why is this important? Because they’re sufficiently protected against theft. It also enables you to get your compensation quicker from insurance companies if theft occurs.

4. Entertainment system

How good is your car stereo? Perhaps you need an upgrade or just buy a new amplifier. Ensure it has reliable anti-theft features because you’ll be parked outside hotels, movie theaters, and other recreational spots.

3. Budget

1. Gas money

One way of ruining a road trip is showing up with little gas money.

It reduces the destinations covered in your trips. This unpleasant surprise brings about conflict due to unmet expectations. Plus, it gets irritating when friends have to chip in gas money frequently.  So, avoid this trouble by saving up months in advance.

2. Accommodation

Are you planning to sleep in hotels? If yes, the first step is finding out which hotels offer amazing group accommodation packages. Make sure you book before major holidays to get better prices for your meals and rooms.

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3. Meals

Food can get really expensive. You can minimize expenses by eating at restaurants that offer decent buffets.

4. Snacks

Snacking is important while driving because it keeps your brain energized. It also minimizes your food expenses on the road. Fortunately, you can cut costs by making homemade lemonade to minimize soda expenses.

5. Parking fees

It’s possible to come across a hotel that lacks an indoor parking lot but still has great amenities. In order to park in a safer area, you’ll need to pay a daily rate.

6. Entertainment

Do the recreational areas in your trip charge entry fees? For instance, art galleries,  game parks, museums, famous parks. How much do the drinks cost? If you’re traveling to a water park, you’ll need swimming gear.

7. Emergencies

Travelling comes with a mixture of experiences. Food poisoning might occur and this requires urgent medical attention. Set some money aside to deal with unforeseen events.

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4. Five Must-Have Items

1. Spare tires

Carry two spare tires to manage effectively any punctures you might encounter while traveling.

2. Car Jack

It may seem like a no-brainer but many drivers throw in their spares inside the trunks then forget about car jacks.

3. Flashlight

You’ll need this when changing a flat tire at night by the roadside. It notifies other drivers of your presence to avoid accidents.

4. Reflective jacket

If your car experiences an engine problem or puncture at night, what’s important is maintaining your personal safety. How do you do this? By maintaining high visibility thanks to brightly colored reflective jackets.

5. You can’t go wrong with planning!

Now you know the keys to organizing a memorable road trip. Bookmark this article on your web browser for future road trips.

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How Much a Holiday in Thailand Costs

Updated: 10/28/2018 | October 28th, 2018

Traveling Thailand can cost as little or as much as you want it to be. This is a country that covers all budgets! This is a country where you can stay in $3 USD rooms or $1,000 USD resorts. Street food for pennies or gourmet dinners for hundreds. Expensive tours or inexperience attractions.

There’s something for every budget here in Thailand.

Thailand is a cheap country to live in and travel around. I usually spend very little money here. But that changed when my friends came, and why that changed is important for anyone planning to come to Thailand.

How much does it cost to travel around Thailand?

Your Thailand costs will vary greatly depending on the kind of traveler you want to be. I’ve been visiting the country for over a decade and I’ve seen it change a lot. Here’s how much you can expect to spend and how to save money in the country.

How Much Does it Cost to Visit Thailand?

On a recent visit to Thailand with my friends, we traveled for 24 days and I spent $1,596.27 USD or $66.51 per day. Here’s the breakdown (all prices are in Thai baht):

Accommodation (cheap guesthouses, nice beach bungalows, luxury jungle huts) – 13,565

Flights around Thailand – 4,200

Transportation (public buses, trains, taxis) – 1,470

Ferry to, around, and from the islands – 1,875

Diving in Ko Tao – 800

Hiking in Khao Sok – 1,200

Movie and popcorn (Sherlock Holmes 2—don’t see it!) – 320

Misc. (bug spray, toothbrush, etc.) – 363

Drinks (it was the holidays!) – 10,115

Jim Thompson House (museum in Bangkok) – 100

Medicine (I popped my eardrum scuba diving!) – 1,890

Food (street food, seafood dinners, amazing international meals in Bangkok) – 11,000

Web stuff for work – 890

Water – 100

Total spent: 47,888 THB or $1,596.27 USD

Note: 1 USD = 30 THB

For Thailand, that’s a lot of money. But my friends had never been to the country before so we traveled a little faster than normal and stayed at nice placer than I normally would on a budget.

I love traveling Thailand because it’s cheap and backpacking around Thailand usually costs $30–35 USD per day, depending on how much alcohol you consume and how many days you spend on the islands, where costs are higher.

But when time’s limited and this is one of two big trips all year, you don’t want to scrape every penny. Vacations don’t need to cost a fortune, but if you aren’t traveling all the time, staying in the cheapest place to make your money last becomes less of an issue. You want nice things.

You travel faster. You take planes, not 12-hour trains. You cram more activities into your day. You pamper yourself more. You eat nicer meals.

And my friends definitely wanted all of the above.

How Much Do You Need to Travel Thailand?

You don’t need to spend a lot of money in Thailand.

If you’re backpacking Thailand, plan to budget between 825–1150 BHT ($25–35 USD) per day. This range will get you your own room (fan only) with a shared bathroom (or a dorm room on the lower end), food from the street stalls, a couple of drinks per day, a few tours here and there, and local transportation. If you’re spending more time on the islands where things tend to be more expensive, budget towards the higher end or even upwards of $40 a day.

On a budget of around 1,650 baht ($50 USD) per day, you would be able to fly between some destinations, eat more delicious seafood dinners and international meals, take more tours and activities you wanted, sleep in air-conditioned rooms, and drink more.

If you’re looking to stay in Western hotels or expensive resorts, eat mostly Western food or in tourist areas, drink a lot, do a lot of tours, and fly a lot, you should budget 3,300–5,000 baht ($100–150 USD) per day. After that, the sky is the limit.

Throw in some extra money for shopping, and a maximum of $55 USD per day would give you a very, very nice budget vacation in Thailand. For that price, you would get:

Flights (so you don’t have to spend time on long bus rides)

Meals that include local restaurants and cheap street food, as well as delicious seafood dinners and some delicious international food in Bangkok

Budget guesthouses with a few “splurge” nights thrown in

Some tours and activities

A few drinks

A little extra wiggle room just in case

While all the money-saving tips mentioned on my website can be applied to any style of trip (saving money is universal), how fast you travel on a vacation changes how you spend money. We could have saved a lot if we’d skipped the flights and taken the train, but my friends didn’t have the time to spend 12 hours on a train. We flew, which is expensive during peak season.

How to Save Money and Lower Your Thailand Costs

Thailand is an inexpensive country, but if you’re on a really tight budget and need to lower your costs here’s how to save even more money during your visit:

Get off of the tourist trail – The easiest way to save money in Thailand is to live like a local. Take the local buses, eat street food instead of standard restaurant food, and drink beer instead of other (more expensive) alcohol. In Bangkok, average Thai citizens live on a less than 8,000 THB per month. In the countryside, the average person lives on even less. Try to follow their example. Visit less touristy cities and islands, and you’ll save big.

Book tours when you arrive – Want to take a cooking class, try zip-lining, or head out on a jungle trek? Maybe you want to try scuba diving near the islands. No matter what you’re looking to do, wait until you get into Thailand to book. Travel agencies are located everywhere so they are easy to find. These people are extremely friendly and easy to negotiate with, too. When it comes to tours, the general rule is that the more you buy, the better discount you can get. Grab a group of friends and sign up for tours together to increase your discounts. If the first travel agent won’t negotiate with you, move on to another one. Sure, you could just purchase these tours online before you arrive, but you’ll be paying a lot more. Wait until you arrive and you’ll save a lot of money.

Eat at the street stalls – Everyone agrees that the food from street vendors in Thailand is the best food in the country. Plus, it’s ridiculously cheap. You can easily find a bowl of soup or noodles for less than 30 THB. Street stalls line every block, making them a simple and cheap option for any meal.

Skip the Western food – Western food venues are always more expensive when compared to Thai food. Since some of the ingredients need to be imported, you should expect the prices to be higher than any Thai food you’ll find. Since most Western food places also pale in comparison to its original, it’s best to just skip it altogether and enjoy the delicious local food.

Negotiate with tuk-tuk drivers – Unlike taxis, the tuk-tuks do not have meters. This means you need to agree on a price before you take off. If you don’t, they’ll be able to jack up the price on you. Drivers are always friendly but if you’re going to act like a clueless tourist they will definitely take advantage of you and charge you a few extra bucks. While I generally try to avoid tuk-tuks, they are fine for short distances (and you need to try them at least once!).

Limit your drinking – You can save a lot of money by limiting how much alcohol you drink. Alcohol in Thailand can be quite expensive, so go for water if you’re on a budget. If you are going to drink, be sure to take advantage of happy hour deals when you can, and stick to beer instead of cocktails. o save even more money, buy your beer at 7-Eleven as it will be much cheaper than the bar.

Use a hospitality exchange website – Sharing economy platforms like Couchsurfing and BeWelcome allow you to stay with locals for free while giving you a local perspective on the destination. There are plenty of hosts here, both locals and expats, so be sure to check out to not only save money but get an insider experience.

Bargain hard – When you head to the markets you’re going to have to bargain hard. Never take the first price and don’t be afraid to walk away if you feel like you’re getting ripped off. If you can, ask a local what prices you should expect to give you a point of reference. Just remember to bargain hard but don’t be a jerk!

*** In the rush to see everything, you can spend a lot of money before you even realize it. I’ll admit that the budget traveler I normally go out the door on this trip. I would normally never fly around Thailand, skip the expensive resorts, and not eat as much international food as I did with my friends.

A three-week vacation in Thailand might not be as cheap as a three-month backpacking trip, but it can still be inexpensive as long as you watch where your money goes and don’t forget about keeping to a budget in your quest to see everything. Thailand doesn’t need to cost a fortune though and if you use these tips when you travel, no matter your travel style, you’ll save money!

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Book Your Trip to Thailand: Logistical Tips and Tricks

Book Your Flight Find a cheap flight by using Skyscanner or Momondo. They are my two favorite search engines because they search websites and airlines around the globe so you always know no stone is left unturned.

Book Your Accommodation You can book your hostel with Hostelworld. If you want to stay elsewhere, use Booking.com as they consistently return the cheapest rates for guesthouses and cheap hotels. I use them all the time.

Don’t Forget Travel Insurance Travel insurance will protect you against illness, injury, theft, and cancellations. It’s comprehensive protection in case anything goes wrong. I never go on a trip without it as I’ve had to use it many times in the past. I’ve been using World Nomads for ten years. My favorite companies that offer the best service and value are:

World Nomads (for everyone below 70)

Insure My Trip (for those over 70)

Looking for the best companies to save money with? Check out my resource page for the best companies to use when you travel! I list all the ones I use to save money when I travel – and I think will help you too!

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How Much a Holiday in Thailand Costs

Updated: 10/28/2018 | October 28th, 2018

Traveling Thailand can cost as little or as much as you want it to be. This is a country that covers all budgets! This is a country where you can stay in $3 USD rooms or $1,000 USD resorts. Street food for pennies or gourmet dinners for hundreds. Expensive tours or inexperience attractions.

There’s something for every budget here in Thailand.

Thailand is a cheap country to live in and travel around. I usually spend very little money here. But that changed when my friends came, and why that changed is important for anyone planning to come to Thailand.

How much does it cost to travel around Thailand?

Your Thailand costs will vary greatly depending on the kind of traveler you want to be. I’ve been visiting the country for over a decade and I’ve seen it change a lot. Here’s how much you can expect to spend and how to save money in the country.

How Much Does it Cost to Visit Thailand?

On a recent visit to Thailand with my friends, we traveled for 24 days and I spent $1,596.27 USD or $66.51 per day. Here’s the breakdown (all prices are in Thai baht):

Accommodation (cheap guesthouses, nice beach bungalows, luxury jungle huts) – 13,565

Flights around Thailand – 4,200

Transportation (public buses, trains, taxis) – 1,470

Ferry to, around, and from the islands – 1,875

Diving in Ko Tao – 800

Hiking in Khao Sok – 1,200

Movie and popcorn (Sherlock Holmes 2—don’t see it!) – 320

Misc. (bug spray, toothbrush, etc.) – 363

Drinks (it was the holidays!) – 10,115

Jim Thompson House (museum in Bangkok) – 100

Medicine (I popped my eardrum scuba diving!) – 1,890

Food (street food, seafood dinners, amazing international meals in Bangkok) – 11,000

Web stuff for work – 890

Water – 100

Total spent: 47,888 THB or $1,596.27 USD

Note: 1 USD = 30 THB

For Thailand, that’s a lot of money. But my friends had never been to the country before so we traveled a little faster than normal and stayed at nice placer than I normally would on a budget.

I love traveling Thailand because it’s cheap and backpacking around Thailand usually costs $30–35 USD per day, depending on how much alcohol you consume and how many days you spend on the islands, where costs are higher.

But when time’s limited and this is one of two big trips all year, you don’t want to scrape every penny. Vacations don’t need to cost a fortune, but if you aren’t traveling all the time, staying in the cheapest place to make your money last becomes less of an issue. You want nice things.

You travel faster. You take planes, not 12-hour trains. You cram more activities into your day. You pamper yourself more. You eat nicer meals.

And my friends definitely wanted all of the above.

How Much Do You Need to Travel Thailand?

You don’t need to spend a lot of money in Thailand.

If you’re backpacking Thailand, plan to budget between 825–1150 BHT ($25–35 USD) per day. This range will get you your own room (fan only) with a shared bathroom (or a dorm room on the lower end), food from the street stalls, a couple of drinks per day, a few tours here and there, and local transportation. If you’re spending more time on the islands where things tend to be more expensive, budget towards the higher end or even upwards of $40 a day.

On a budget of around 1,650 baht ($50 USD) per day, you would be able to fly between some destinations, eat more delicious seafood dinners and international meals, take more tours and activities you wanted, sleep in air-conditioned rooms, and drink more.

If you’re looking to stay in Western hotels or expensive resorts, eat mostly Western food or in tourist areas, drink a lot, do a lot of tours, and fly a lot, you should budget 3,300–5,000 baht ($100–150 USD) per day. After that, the sky is the limit.

Throw in some extra money for shopping, and a maximum of $55 USD per day would give you a very, very nice budget vacation in Thailand. For that price, you would get:

Flights (so you don’t have to spend time on long bus rides)

Meals that include local restaurants and cheap street food, as well as delicious seafood dinners and some delicious international food in Bangkok

Budget guesthouses with a few “splurge” nights thrown in

Some tours and activities

A few drinks

A little extra wiggle room just in case

While all the money-saving tips mentioned on my website can be applied to any style of trip (saving money is universal), how fast you travel on a vacation changes how you spend money. We could have saved a lot if we’d skipped the flights and taken the train, but my friends didn’t have the time to spend 12 hours on a train. We flew, which is expensive during peak season.

How to Save Money and Lower Your Thailand Costs

Thailand is an inexpensive country, but if you’re on a really tight budget and need to lower your costs here’s how to save even more money during your visit:

Get off of the tourist trail – The easiest way to save money in Thailand is to live like a local. Take the local buses, eat street food instead of standard restaurant food, and drink beer instead of other (more expensive) alcohol. In Bangkok, average Thai citizens live on a less than 8,000 THB per month. In the countryside, the average person lives on even less. Try to follow their example. Visit less touristy cities and islands, and you’ll save big.

Book tours when you arrive – Want to take a cooking class, try zip-lining, or head out on a jungle trek? Maybe you want to try scuba diving near the islands. No matter what you’re looking to do, wait until you get into Thailand to book. Travel agencies are located everywhere so they are easy to find. These people are extremely friendly and easy to negotiate with, too. When it comes to tours, the general rule is that the more you buy, the better discount you can get. Grab a group of friends and sign up for tours together to increase your discounts. If the first travel agent won’t negotiate with you, move on to another one. Sure, you could just purchase these tours online before you arrive, but you’ll be paying a lot more. Wait until you arrive and you’ll save a lot of money.

Eat at the street stalls – Everyone agrees that the food from street vendors in Thailand is the best food in the country. Plus, it’s ridiculously cheap. You can easily find a bowl of soup or noodles for less than 30 THB. Street stalls line every block, making them a simple and cheap option for any meal.

Skip the Western food – Western food venues are always more expensive when compared to Thai food. Since some of the ingredients need to be imported, you should expect the prices to be higher than any Thai food you’ll find. Since most Western food places also pale in comparison to its original, it’s best to just skip it altogether and enjoy the delicious local food.

Negotiate with tuk-tuk drivers – Unlike taxis, the tuk-tuks do not have meters. This means you need to agree on a price before you take off. If you don’t, they’ll be able to jack up the price on you. Drivers are always friendly but if you’re going to act like a clueless tourist they will definitely take advantage of you and charge you a few extra bucks. While I generally try to avoid tuk-tuks, they are fine for short distances (and you need to try them at least once!).

Limit your drinking – You can save a lot of money by limiting how much alcohol you drink. Alcohol in Thailand can be quite expensive, so go for water if you’re on a budget. If you are going to drink, be sure to take advantage of happy hour deals when you can, and stick to beer instead of cocktails. o save even more money, buy your beer at 7-Eleven as it will be much cheaper than the bar.

Use a hospitality exchange website – Sharing economy platforms like Couchsurfing and BeWelcome allow you to stay with locals for free while giving you a local perspective on the destination. There are plenty of hosts here, both locals and expats, so be sure to check out to not only save money but get an insider experience.

Bargain hard – When you head to the markets you’re going to have to bargain hard. Never take the first price and don’t be afraid to walk away if you feel like you’re getting ripped off. If you can, ask a local what prices you should expect to give you a point of reference. Just remember to bargain hard but don’t be a jerk!

*** In the rush to see everything, you can spend a lot of money before you even realize it. I’ll admit that the budget traveler I normally go out the door on this trip. I would normally never fly around Thailand, skip the expensive resorts, and not eat as much international food as I did with my friends.

A three-week vacation in Thailand might not be as cheap as a three-month backpacking trip, but it can still be inexpensive as long as you watch where your money goes and don’t forget about keeping to a budget in your quest to see everything. Thailand doesn’t need to cost a fortune though and if you use these tips when you travel, no matter your travel style, you’ll save money!

  Get the In-Depth Budget Guide to Thailand!

My detailed, 170+ page guidebook is made for budget travelers like you! It cuts out the fluff found in other guidebooks and gets straight to the practical information you need to travel and save money while in Thailand, a country I used to call home (so I know it really well!). You’ll find suggested itineraries, budgets, ways to save money, on and off the beaten path things to see and do, non-touristy restaurants, markets, and bars, and much more!! Click here to learn more and get started.

Book Your Trip to Thailand: Logistical Tips and Tricks

Book Your Flight Find a cheap flight by using Skyscanner or Momondo. They are my two favorite search engines because they search websites and airlines around the globe so you always know no stone is left unturned.

Book Your Accommodation You can book your hostel with Hostelworld. If you want to stay elsewhere, use Booking.com as they consistently return the cheapest rates for guesthouses and cheap hotels. I use them all the time.

Don’t Forget Travel Insurance Travel insurance will protect you against illness, injury, theft, and cancellations. It’s comprehensive protection in case anything goes wrong. I never go on a trip without it as I’ve had to use it many times in the past. I’ve been using World Nomads for ten years. My favorite companies that offer the best service and value are:

World Nomads (for everyone below 70)

Insure My Trip (for those over 70)

Looking for the best companies to save money with? Check out my resource page for the best companies to use when you travel! I list all the ones I use to save money when I travel – and I think will help you too!

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How Much a Holiday in Thailand Costs

Updated: 10/28/2018 | October 28th, 2018

Traveling Thailand can cost as little or as much as you want it to be. This is a country that covers all budgets! This is a country where you can stay in $3 USD rooms or $1,000 USD resorts. Street food for pennies or gourmet dinners for hundreds. Expensive tours or inexperience attractions.

There’s something for every budget here in Thailand.

Thailand is a cheap country to live in and travel around. I usually spend very little money here. But that changed when my friends came, and why that changed is important for anyone planning to come to Thailand.

How much does it cost to travel around Thailand?

Your Thailand costs will vary greatly depending on the kind of traveler you want to be. I’ve been visiting the country for over a decade and I’ve seen it change a lot. Here’s how much you can expect to spend and how to save money in the country.

How Much Does it Cost to Visit Thailand?

On a recent visit to Thailand with my friends, we traveled for 24 days and I spent $1,596.27 USD or $66.51 per day. Here’s the breakdown (all prices are in Thai baht):

Accommodation (cheap guesthouses, nice beach bungalows, luxury jungle huts) – 13,565

Flights around Thailand – 4,200

Transportation (public buses, trains, taxis) – 1,470

Ferry to, around, and from the islands – 1,875

Diving in Ko Tao – 800

Hiking in Khao Sok – 1,200

Movie and popcorn (Sherlock Holmes 2—don’t see it!) – 320

Misc. (bug spray, toothbrush, etc.) – 363

Drinks (it was the holidays!) – 10,115

Jim Thompson House (museum in Bangkok) – 100

Medicine (I popped my eardrum scuba diving!) – 1,890

Food (street food, seafood dinners, amazing international meals in Bangkok) – 11,000

Web stuff for work – 890

Water – 100

Total spent: 47,888 THB or $1,596.27 USD

Note: 1 USD = 30 THB

For Thailand, that’s a lot of money. But my friends had never been to the country before so we traveled a little faster than normal and stayed at nice placer than I normally would on a budget.

I love traveling Thailand because it’s cheap and backpacking around Thailand usually costs $30–35 USD per day, depending on how much alcohol you consume and how many days you spend on the islands, where costs are higher.

But when time’s limited and this is one of two big trips all year, you don’t want to scrape every penny. Vacations don’t need to cost a fortune, but if you aren’t traveling all the time, staying in the cheapest place to make your money last becomes less of an issue. You want nice things.

You travel faster. You take planes, not 12-hour trains. You cram more activities into your day. You pamper yourself more. You eat nicer meals.

And my friends definitely wanted all of the above.

How Much Do You Need to Travel Thailand?

You don’t need to spend a lot of money in Thailand.

If you’re backpacking Thailand, plan to budget between 825–1150 BHT ($25–35 USD) per day. This range will get you your own room (fan only) with a shared bathroom (or a dorm room on the lower end), food from the street stalls, a couple of drinks per day, a few tours here and there, and local transportation. If you’re spending more time on the islands where things tend to be more expensive, budget towards the higher end or even upwards of $40 a day.

On a budget of around 1,650 baht ($50 USD) per day, you would be able to fly between some destinations, eat more delicious seafood dinners and international meals, take more tours and activities you wanted, sleep in air-conditioned rooms, and drink more.

If you’re looking to stay in Western hotels or expensive resorts, eat mostly Western food or in tourist areas, drink a lot, do a lot of tours, and fly a lot, you should budget 3,300–5,000 baht ($100–150 USD) per day. After that, the sky is the limit.

Throw in some extra money for shopping, and a maximum of $55 USD per day would give you a very, very nice budget vacation in Thailand. For that price, you would get:

Flights (so you don’t have to spend time on long bus rides)

Meals that include local restaurants and cheap street food, as well as delicious seafood dinners and some delicious international food in Bangkok

Budget guesthouses with a few “splurge” nights thrown in

Some tours and activities

A few drinks

A little extra wiggle room just in case

While all the money-saving tips mentioned on my website can be applied to any style of trip (saving money is universal), how fast you travel on a vacation changes how you spend money. We could have saved a lot if we’d skipped the flights and taken the train, but my friends didn’t have the time to spend 12 hours on a train. We flew, which is expensive during peak season.

How to Save Money and Lower Your Thailand Costs

Thailand is an inexpensive country, but if you’re on a really tight budget and need to lower your costs here’s how to save even more money during your visit:

Get off of the tourist trail – The easiest way to save money in Thailand is to live like a local. Take the local buses, eat street food instead of standard restaurant food, and drink beer instead of other (more expensive) alcohol. In Bangkok, average Thai citizens live on a less than 8,000 THB per month. In the countryside, the average person lives on even less. Try to follow their example. Visit less touristy cities and islands, and you’ll save big.

Book tours when you arrive – Want to take a cooking class, try zip-lining, or head out on a jungle trek? Maybe you want to try scuba diving near the islands. No matter what you’re looking to do, wait until you get into Thailand to book. Travel agencies are located everywhere so they are easy to find. These people are extremely friendly and easy to negotiate with, too. When it comes to tours, the general rule is that the more you buy, the better discount you can get. Grab a group of friends and sign up for tours together to increase your discounts. If the first travel agent won’t negotiate with you, move on to another one. Sure, you could just purchase these tours online before you arrive, but you’ll be paying a lot more. Wait until you arrive and you’ll save a lot of money.

Eat at the street stalls – Everyone agrees that the food from street vendors in Thailand is the best food in the country. Plus, it’s ridiculously cheap. You can easily find a bowl of soup or noodles for less than 30 THB. Street stalls line every block, making them a simple and cheap option for any meal.

Skip the Western food – Western food venues are always more expensive when compared to Thai food. Since some of the ingredients need to be imported, you should expect the prices to be higher than any Thai food you’ll find. Since most Western food places also pale in comparison to its original, it’s best to just skip it altogether and enjoy the delicious local food.

Negotiate with tuk-tuk drivers – Unlike taxis, the tuk-tuks do not have meters. This means you need to agree on a price before you take off. If you don’t, they’ll be able to jack up the price on you. Drivers are always friendly but if you’re going to act like a clueless tourist they will definitely take advantage of you and charge you a few extra bucks. While I generally try to avoid tuk-tuks, they are fine for short distances (and you need to try them at least once!).

Limit your drinking – You can save a lot of money by limiting how much alcohol you drink. Alcohol in Thailand can be quite expensive, so go for water if you’re on a budget. If you are going to drink, be sure to take advantage of happy hour deals when you can, and stick to beer instead of cocktails. o save even more money, buy your beer at 7-Eleven as it will be much cheaper than the bar.

Use a hospitality exchange website – Sharing economy platforms like Couchsurfing and BeWelcome allow you to stay with locals for free while giving you a local perspective on the destination. There are plenty of hosts here, both locals and expats, so be sure to check out to not only save money but get an insider experience.

Bargain hard – When you head to the markets you’re going to have to bargain hard. Never take the first price and don’t be afraid to walk away if you feel like you’re getting ripped off. If you can, ask a local what prices you should expect to give you a point of reference. Just remember to bargain hard but don’t be a jerk!

*** In the rush to see everything, you can spend a lot of money before you even realize it. I’ll admit that the budget traveler I normally go out the door on this trip. I would normally never fly around Thailand, skip the expensive resorts, and not eat as much international food as I did with my friends.

A three-week vacation in Thailand might not be as cheap as a three-month backpacking trip, but it can still be inexpensive as long as you watch where your money goes and don’t forget about keeping to a budget in your quest to see everything. Thailand doesn’t need to cost a fortune though and if you use these tips when you travel, no matter your travel style, you’ll save money!

  Get the In-Depth Budget Guide to Thailand!

My detailed, 170+ page guidebook is made for budget travelers like you! It cuts out the fluff found in other guidebooks and gets straight to the practical information you need to travel and save money while in Thailand, a country I used to call home (so I know it really well!). You’ll find suggested itineraries, budgets, ways to save money, on and off the beaten path things to see and do, non-touristy restaurants, markets, and bars, and much more!! Click here to learn more and get started.

Book Your Trip to Thailand: Logistical Tips and Tricks

Book Your Flight Find a cheap flight by using Skyscanner or Momondo. They are my two favorite search engines because they search websites and airlines around the globe so you always know no stone is left unturned.

Book Your Accommodation You can book your hostel with Hostelworld. If you want to stay elsewhere, use Booking.com as they consistently return the cheapest rates for guesthouses and cheap hotels. I use them all the time.

Don’t Forget Travel Insurance Travel insurance will protect you against illness, injury, theft, and cancellations. It’s comprehensive protection in case anything goes wrong. I never go on a trip without it as I’ve had to use it many times in the past. I’ve been using World Nomads for ten years. My favorite companies that offer the best service and value are:

World Nomads (for everyone below 70)

Insure My Trip (for those over 70)

Looking for the best companies to save money with? Check out my resource page for the best companies to use when you travel! I list all the ones I use to save money when I travel – and I think will help you too!

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