#food bump

[letitbehurt]

Dog-catcher poles being used to manhandle Whumpee.

Wire choking off air when Whumpee fights or fails to move fast enough, easily cutting through the skin. Hands bound behind their back so that they can’t grab the pole being used to drag them along. Whumper(s) keeping their distance because watch it, this one bites—

#Thank you @whumps-and-bumps for the brain food <33 #Whumpee’s head being forced against the bars of their cage for an injection or a taunt #Whumpees who still fight the whole way DESPITE being choked and yanked and shoved every step of the way #Whumpees who promise that the only thing saving Whumper is the length of that fucking pole #Whumpees who are gagged in some way and so their sounds of struggle and pain sound animalistic #Whumper(s) degrading them for it #RECAPTURE #Whumpee’s cheek pressed to the ground as one Whumper holds the pole and another ties Whumpee’s hands behind their back #Whumpers treating Whumpee like a dangerous or disgusting animal #that’s the good stuff #whump

[da-birb-writes-sometimes]

WEEWOO IM HERE FOR THE EVENT!! (also smth I noticed, you can't copy paste your moots @ from one post to another, bc they don't receive the notif;_; I checked my mentions for your @ and uh- nope)

ANYWAY "nights spent in" with Leona pls (or Ruggie or Kalim or Jack or Jamil 💀💀) I just want a lazy night with takeout and cuddles and looking at the city/town from the hotel or room balcony in peace but I also need this frigging degree-

Nights Spent In; Leona Kingscholar

Content; Fluff, so much fluff, gender-neutral reader, romance

Word Count; 650+

Author's Note; I came up with a whole meal for this and I want everything. All of the food mentioned is North Indian vegetarian food, except for Leona's. Best of luck with that degree, Soru!

As a reminder, do not put my work — or others for that matter — into AI as it steals. Link to Masterlist

You were lounging on the sofa on the balcony, a light breeze coming off the waves helping cut most of the heat from the day as night slowly painted the sky in a deep navy. Honestly, you could fall asleep right here, since you were warm and very comfy. Count on the royal family of the Sunset Savannah to spare no expense, even when it came to their balcony furniture for the smallest of their vacation homes. 

Speaking of the Kingscholars, Leona had said that he was going out to grab you both dinner, which would have shocked anyone else, but he put in the work when it came to you. You were the exception. Of course, though, he expected something in return, which was usually either using you as his pillow or giving him a kiss… or several until he was satisfied with how fast he could make your heart flutter. Smug bastard…

“Hmm, I went through all the trouble of gettin’ you food and here you are nearly passed out,” he sighed, having sneaked up on you. But he sighed, putting the food down.

Leona leisurely walked over to you before promptly laying on top of you and resting his chin on your shoulder, trapping you. He let out a long sigh and bumped his head against yours.

Taking the message, you started scratching behind his ears and hummed. “I thought I had to pay you back after we ate,” you mused.

He chuffed, but his tail was slowly waving back and forth in a relaxed manner, he was only putting on a show. “You can pay me now and then,” he grumbled, looking up at you and raising a brow expectantly.

You knew that face, it was the face that he made when he wanted a kiss but didn’t want to say it. “You can get the rest of it, but after we eat-” your stomach made a low rumble underscoring your statement. “Before I decide to eat you instead,” you joked, and poked him in the ribs to prompt him to get off you.

Leona rolled his eyes, but yielded, he wanted his damn kisses sooner rather than later. Plus the last time he had decided to lay on you and prevent you from getting food, you had indeed bit him. Even though you didn’t really leave a mark, it still stung a bit, and he would rather not get teased by the others if they found out it had happened again.

“What did you get by the way,” you asked. Whatever it was smelled divine. Your stomach gurgled even louder, sounding more akin to some beast demanding food.

Leona chuckled a bit at the commotion, but brought the food out. “Went to a small place, family run and owned,” and he brought out several containers of food. He looked at his order, “Malai kofta, raita, paratha, mattar paneer-”

You saw one other container and raised a brow.

“Rogan josh,” he answered, swiping the container away from you.

You rolled your eyes at him, but you were more than happy at the food he had got, and knew that he left a hefty tip even though he would deny it. Not only had he made you, and your ravenous stomach’s, night, but also the restaurant owners’ as well. 

Now content and full of food, the both of you laid in bed, your legs intertwined. “Thanks for getting dinner,” you hummed, feeling the sleepiness from earlier returning.

Leona turned his head to you, and rubbed circles on your hip, slowly. He was wearing the same expectant look again. “Aren’t you forgetting something?” But there was no smugness, Leona was full and just as tired as you, so he was more like a tired kitty looking for some love.

You shuffled over and placed a gentle kiss to his lips, and he let out a tired sigh, pupils dilating into round saucers. “I love you,” you placed another kiss on his lips before placing one on his scar and lingering there.

He bumped his forehead to yours, closing his eyes. “Yeah, yeah, I know… I love you too.”

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Tags; @eynnwwyjth, @inkybloom-luv, @savanaclaw1996, @twistwonderlanddevotee, @xxoomiii @leonistic

#dove does events #follower event #twst #twst x reader #twst x gn reader #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland x reader #twisted wonderland x gn reader #leona kingscholar #leona kingscholar x reader #leona kingscholar x gn reader #i brain rotted. all of these are making me brain rot dear gods #also north indian & punjabi food SLAPS; if you haven't had some you really need to try it; i need to make these #pspspspsp here leona simps pspspspspspsp #<- i'm calling you over like cats yes #also i like the hc that leona head bumps as a form of affection cuz that's what cats do; leona simps were robbed of him purring though #the overgrown house cat is growing on me and he's all smug about it too uGh #soft leona hours? more likely than you think #he deserves softness and fluff #you're getting this a bit earlier than expected [by a few hours] but i have some running around to do #soru! #is food a content warning??? #cw food #<- oh apparently so

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

this is the most banal complaint I've ever made but

they only put milk and not sugar in my double double :(

#listen this is canada we dont drink timmies for the coffee we drink it for the mediocre caffeine bump and HUGE sugar boost #food and drink

[emberz7]

koi pond

#danganronpa #nagito komaeda #hajime hinata #ok so first of all #this got started fron my visit to a koi pond #and there were koi #and when i put my hand next to the water they would go and try to bump it #…i think it was because they thouht i had food #anyway they made all these glomp noises too #and some let me pet them on their slimy heads #and theyre symbols of good luck and luxury i believe #so of course theyd probably go swarm komaeda first before hinata #or maybe he just smells like food…

[teethhoneey]

i had to doodle luka and random thoughts i had B))

#i think luka would be SICK OF PIZZA #if he closed at his job and at the end of the night he would take some home and would evetually aftet so many days be SICK of pizza #its the woes of working in food service even if he techinally isnt in the kitchen #i also can iamgine him with biker rage when someone nearly bumps him off or they park in the biking lane #like at first hes like oh! they are parked in the wrong place and goes around but after it happening so many times he wishes he could blow #up the cars in the biking lane #but he gets baffled at the cars DRIVING in the wide bike lanes #trust me this happens ive seen it a TWICE and pointed and laughed #also adding that he is a miku stan ty #luka couffaine #miraculous lb #miraculous #miraculous ladybug #miraculous fanart #mlb fanart #ml #mlb #miraculous art #juleka couffaine

[milkbreadtoast]

This meme is ancient but I randomly saw it again and i needed to do it..... (not sure abt some of the charas but just wanted to fill up space dmfbn)

#twsb #when the third wheel strikes back #서브 남주가 파업하면 생기는 일 #shitpost #mcdonald's meme #i am sure abt the main trio + fred + benjamin kdjfjd #cackles... #yeseo is like. he's a responsible type so he WOULD be in the top corner u know? ...if not for his appetite/love of food... #that alone drives him toward the bottom right corner... #(thats my reasoning for putting him in the middle tho kdjf like hes not as chaotic as christelle so i didnt want to put him all the way down #like he still has his responsible side... BUT. the appetite.... he's prob be the one driving them to mcdonalds in the end... nomnom #christelle was easy to sort of... and elisa would also be w her #and ced is like. yea hes a jerk and black coffee drinker but... hes not rly a prankster like his mom #he's more stoic... so he's bumped up higher than smack in the corner w fres #*fred #benjamin... p self explanatory #ganael... he'd feel guilty if he's doing smth hes not supposed to but in the end he's a kid and would be excited abt going to mcdonalds #plus he'd easily get swept up by the others #herve... srry i wasnt sure abt u but he seems more responsible than his bro so #puts him near the top #aurelie... def wanted her in the top category but not as much as benjamin #plus she has her playful side so... shifted to the right #o also wasnt sure abt alex but from the few things i know #he seems kindhearted and also willing to have fun #puts him near yeseo..

[tomlinfonda]

TedTrent + having conversations in establishments that serve food and drinks, during which the word "love" is said exactly 3 times

+ bonus:

the word "love" being said at the beginning of the scene by the person serving them:

#ted lasso #trent crimm #tedependent #tedtrent #ted x trent #ted/trent #ollie #mae #this is sooooo specific #both scenes literally start with a person serving ted something (indian food/beer) and saying the word love #as if announcing that love is about to happen #ollie says gonna love it and later in the conversation ted wins trent over #in jimmy's words #trent's heart goes BOOM #and then in the pub mae says if music be the food of love play on give excess of it #and then trent shows up #bumps into ted #love walks in #also... rule of 3s? #have i missed a scene in season 3 or should i expect one if season 4 ever happens?

[grapejuicegay]

Okay, friend

#OH NO I HAVE TOO MANY THOUGHTS ABOUT THIS #first of all the obvious red and blue boys #the one who's ready to jump all in at the slightest hint of reciprocation #and the one who gets too into his own head and tries to chicken out of talking about his feelings #but also thinking about all the meta (and specifically jemmo's post) about the ep 10 fist bump #and how they were on the same level through it all and how their relationship is level and reciprocal at every point #and how we're seeing the exact opposite take place here in msp #tinn has just been rejected #and done so in a way where he has no idea that gun likes him too #gun trying to reach out in a situation that IS difficult for them both #but he has a step up on tinn here where he knows that his feelings are reciprocated even if they can't be together right now #and so of course tinn is the one to step back when he tries to make a move under the cover of the mv #because he has just been rejected where gun... just hasn't #and most importantly both episodes ending with immaculate food based flirting 10/10 #anyway here's some boys fist bumping about their feelings in ep 6 #(and talking about said feelings next to a body of water) #tune in next week for boys not really dating and also performing a tragic romance in ep 7! #my school president #my school president series #bad buddy #bad buddy series #bad buddy brain rot #this isn't about bad buddy but when is anything not about bad buddy anymore #< i love this tag but you best believe i am going to make anything and everything about bad buddy #kk.gifs #oh this is my first gifset of 2023!!!

[snoodlebooper]

just tweaked my welcome home character a bit ;p

(character info in tags)

i loved the new update to the website!! everyone did so amazing with the voices and the animations!! ARRGGHHH I CANT GET ENOUGH OF IT!!!!

okay bye

#my art #welcome home oc #welcome home #they work at a diner called the Dine n’ Dash #i like to think that they would serve all kinds of diner foods along with pies and malts #you know the good stuff #but unfortunately for barnaby there are no hotdogs #but that’s very fortunate for howdy tho ;] #what are they trying to do? run howdy out of business? heck no! #dillin isn’t as clumsy as eddie but they do get a few bumps and bruises here and there #if you saw them slam head first into the jukebox….. no you didn’t #i’ll doodle up some more silly stuff about them later

[vamprisms]

listen. having gills may seem like a good idea at first. But consider: ocean creepy

#also. you don't have the other adaptations to disappear into the ocean forever like blubber and fins and #seeing in low light and withstanding pressure if youre planning on going deep (sicko) #also lots of sea life u typically interact with doesn't see us as food but if you bump into it in the middle of the atlantic u are lunch now #goodbye forever

[im-not-buying-it-ether]

I need Billy to get Clark Kent-ed in a fic and sent to cover a Wayne gala

Billy and Bruce meet, names are exchanged, and Bruce worries if this kid is doing okay and if there’s a father position open. Billy is there for some Wayne-Sivana partnership with Magnificus, asking a lot of well informed questions and acting like a little cherub.

Them bad guys break in, one has a gun to Billy’s head and Billy, in true street kid fashion and with the experience from his last 57 kidnapping attempts; bites the hand over his mouth, throws the guy whose twice his size over himself and twists his arm, and dismantles the gun before Batman swoops in and saves the rest of the day.

Batman checks on him, asking if he’s okay, and Billy drops the good kid act and straight up tells him to piss off because he’s not getting adopted by a furry man-child who lives a state away from his hometown

Any Robin or sidekick that was there just cheers the kid on from the roof top screaming “DODGED THAT BULLET!” after having spent the whole gala trying to keep them apart before Bruce could bust out the adoption papers

#why has no one done this #give the kid his job and have the job out him there #Gothams vigilantes have a new favorite radio host #Damian is just glaring Billy down for the crime of being named Batson in Wayne Manor #Jason’s street kid senses tingle and him and Billy bond over how sucky the rich people food is #Billy fanboys over Dick bc THATS NIGHTWING and you can’t tell me Billy would love the discowing fit #Billy meets Cass. They stand there for a second and bump fists at acquiring a new friend #Billy’s magic blinds Duke and he tells Tim that ‘Something definitely up with that kid’ #Tim catches up with Billy since their parents were archeology friends and they met as kids #Duke: So? / Tim: Probably some Egyptian magic curse stuck to him #give me this fic before I write this myself too #/////// #shazam #billy batson #dc captain marvel #Batman #bruce wayne #fanfic ideas #captain marvel dc

[bobbie-robron]

Oh, come on, it’ll be a laugh won’t it, Aaron?

26-Mar-2019

#robron #robert sugden #aaron dingle #at david’s #in the mill discussing now robert and charity are exactly the same #we’re family #hanging out more #having charity and vanessa over #good food good chat #ladies #the face of plotting and scheming #we’ve got to stop bumping into each other like this #20190326 #201903 #robron episodes 2019

[definitelynotshouting]

Can I ask, since you mentioned agreeing 'even if under duress' - how did the Watchers convince Player Grian to join them in hunger au?

So take this with the specific grain of salt that ive never watched Evo directly (but have friends who have ((thank you wren)), so i know tidbits via osmosis from them), but my thought has always been that the riddles the Watchers gave the Evo Players were all tests used to measure cleverness and intelligence-- the whole point of them attempting to copy the mind of a Player into a Watcher larva in the first place was to try and avoid the insanely high infant mortality rate their typical juveniles go through, bc they dont understand their own limits enough to even know they have them yet. So they needed a Player they knew they could instruct and who would listen to them, and, well. Grian, for all he was rebellious and outright defiant of the Watchers, still solved their puzzles and only had to be punished once before he stopped trying to mess with them

What ive always pictured is after the dragon fight the two main elders of the Watcher colony finally revealed themselves to Grian properly-- i have this crystal clear image of the two of them hovering above and next to the central end island, looming over Grian, and like, these guys are big. HUGE. A good 5x bigger than the ender dragon itself, at LEAST. It would be hard not to feel insanely intimidated by that, honestly, especially when there are two of them side by side, blocking your entire view of the End from that direction.

Anyway picture that with the context of these two giant floating winged worms youve never seen before, who have demonstrated their powerful ability to manipulate code in a way you cant.... telling you that they have chosen you to become one of them. Thats an immense amount of pressure, both from flattery and fear, especially considering theyve punished you before for defying them. I like to think even then, Grian balked a bit, and while i dont have exact dialogue beats here, i know the Watchers continued putting that pressure on him (likely while leveraging his friendships too-- like ive always said, if Grian hadnt been chosen, BigB wouldve been, and i can absolutely see the Watchers offering to take him in Grian's stead) until he finally caved and accepted their "offer" of joining them.

Unfortunately, he didnt find out exactly what that entailed until it was far too late.

#shouting speaks #asks #hunger au #evo watchers #watcher!grian #grian #evo smp #tldr they pressured tf out of him to do it #through both flattery and also leveraging his own fear against him #he was a Player after all. they were likely bumping his mood post-dragon fight to make him more suggestible #the most painful thing abt this to me is that the Watchers still werent being deliberately malicious here like #with the way they viewed Players this was NORMAL to them #they just. didnt rlly consider them as much more than food/hosts for their young. in their eyes the Watcher that emerged was different #than the Player it had hatched from #even though it had Grian's mind memories personality and stats #every day i feel shrimp emotions abt this #the horror he went through..... and they never once thought of it as torture #they never once regarded Player!Grian as something that needed to know what was going to happen to him #bc it was normalized to them. yeah sure Watcher juveniles hatch from Player hosts thats NORMAL thats part of their life cycle!!! #the only new thing is this one would still retain the Player's mind #it was a fucked up science experiment basically and grian wasnt told ANYTHING before it actually happened to him #sobs and cries ohhh grian i fucked you up SO BAD huh #also huge shoutout to my friend wren for giving me a little context while i wrote this and confirming my ideas slotted in #rlly well with existing canon. character understander status continues to stay intact im winning #txt

[drbtinglecannon]

On the one hand, suffering cuz Darius, Raine, and Eber finding Hunter in the woods after "Hollow Mind" and helping him is not canon 😔

On the other hand, Hunter crushing on Willow is, and he could immediately tell it was an illusion because he admires her strength so much, and he still exclusively calls her "Captain"

Also his flyer derby friends care about him so much they risked safety to get him!

Also Hunter and Gus becoming better friends and Gus teaching Hunter a breathing technique (that Willow taught him) warms my heart

Rip Dadrius as canon for now at least, but I'm thrilled Hunter has such good friends!!!! (and his crush on Willow is super cute)

Also to see Hunter is the one that gets to warn everyone about the day of unity is actually a nice twist I wasn't expecting, but it's also great growth for him in his redemption arc.

#toh spoilers #toh hunter #toh gus #toh willow #huntlow #cant believe hunter blushed when he saw willow & THEN the way he IMMEDIATELY knew it wasnt rly her its so hecking cute i adore them #skara & viney pleading with bump to let them save hunter ;__; friends ;___; gus immediately changed tactics & called him hunter #& gave him food & was like 'he hasnt showered but like be nice hes had a rough time' haha #also rip to any goldrics out there that the only dialogue exchange they had was 'have you sneezed in your mask' 'yes?' 'thats gross dude' #im not into hunter x either blight personally but i do think its funny how like. kinda judgy they both were seeing him meanwhile his flyer #derby team is ride or die protecting him. he has friends that care about him ;______; #rip dadrius tho i am legit bummed that those three didnt find him. but also funny he ran & hide in a school. but it probably reminded him #of the 1 fun time he had with flyer derby which makes it even sadder :( #tc posts

[t-u-i-t-c]

Raptor & Spada

8. Favorite Romantic Relationship → Kyuranger

#uchu sentai kyuranger #uchuu sentai kyuranger #kyuranger #spada kyuranger #raptor 283 #kajiki yellow #washi pink #super sentai #tokuedit #please do not repost #umbrella.edits #umbrella.gifs #umbrella.posts #gif.requestprompts #food// #they're in love your honor #submitter said free choice and i decided on them bc i had some ideas for formatting #and they're really sweet and cute in how they care for each other #there's some bumps in the road but at the end of the day they return to each other #they are canon to me

[aroaessidhe]

2024 reads / storygraph

Hexarchate Stories

Extra stories, deleted scenes etc, from the Machineries of Empire trilogy

an exile & art thief blackmailed into infiltrating a rouge ship and disarming a weapon in exchange for reinstatement

lots about Jedao’s childhood/early life

and an epilogue to the trilogy about Cheris & Jedao

authors notes about each story

#hexarchate stories #machineries of empire #aroaessidhe 2024 reads #AH this was very good. lots of interesting additions #and a lot of self indulgent ones too I love that #MUCH NEEDED EPILOGUE TO THE TRILOGY TOO. definitely helped with what i was missing in the last book/s #(this was like. 3 weeks ago i am behind on my reviews) #also these are my notes from the last story as I was reading: #Oh damn epilogue???? Both of them??? #BRO HE GONNA EAT HIM? JEDAO CANNIBALISM? Throwing him food like a wild animal.. ouhhhahhh. Ok. #the robot maths lessons was cute also. and sword shopping #and jedao's sister and her pets all being called bunny #thanks logarithmicpanda for the bump to read these i might not have asap without that #(also yes i mentioned the wrong person before SORRY)