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I love the trope of the justice league all thinking that batman is a metahuman, but he just doesn't talk about it because he's secretive about literally everything. Every league member has their own theory on what his powers are which they love to debate and cite examples for whenever batman can't hear them
Barry thinks it's an intelligence thing, like his IQ was boosted or something, that's why he's the world's greatest detective
Hal claims he was bitten by a radioactive bat and has bat powers like echolocation (yes, he knows it sounds stupid, and yes, he will die on this hill, and one day when he gets definitive proof everybody will have to get on their knees and apologize for laughing at him)
Superman thinks he was involved in an experiment by one of Gotham's rogues when he was younger and has standard physical powers (strength, speed, endurance, etc) but just at very low levels so they don't stand out but still put him ahead of normal humans in physical capability
Arthur thinks he has a regenerative factor bc no way an ordinary human gets hit like that so much and keeps going
Victor thinks he's some sort of empath and that's how he's able to do detective work so well and come up with such good plans on the fly
J'onn knows Batman is human (for obvious reasons) and declines to contribute to these conversations because "it would spoil all the fun"
Diana also knows (because she's not stupid) but contributes to these conversations not with her own theories but by egging on everybody else's because she loves chaos
Bruce is aware of the situation and hasn't said anything because he's not sure yet if it's more or less beneficial that they think he's a metahuman (though he does wish Diana would stop encouraging Hal's radioactive bat theory)
Alfred never change who you are. You put that boy in his place like he deserves to be 😌
Secondly, wtf is it with dc writers hating Flash? 😭
They could of just had him move Alfred slightly to the right or left. He's the FLASH ffs. He could do a whole open heart surgery AND go out to eat before Bruce actually managed to get close enough to hurt Alfred
Dick, clutching Roy's hat and sobbing: I'm going to be the only Teen Titan because all of my friends have abandoned me! Why do they all hate me?!? Why did everyone I love quit?!?
Wally:
Donna:
Wally: He knows that you and I are still here, right?
Donna, reading island listings in the newspaper and mentally designing Titans Tower: Shh. Just let him have his dramatic monologue
Oni ni Kanabo! (my first time experimenting with physical screentone!!)
I thought the rough media look suited her(the manga master) for this one so intentionally left parts of the original sketch... but here's some cleaner scans anyway!
i have a counter argument to the 'only one person can boop bill' thing, mabel. she's the type of person to slap stickers on people, she would definitely be the type to also boop others occasionally and bill would be no exception. she probably doesn't do it to annoy bill like dipper would, but maybe as a form of a friendly gesture, kind of like those people who will lightly punch friends in the arm when they hang out.
You know what? Good point. Mabel would get away with more than most, as a fun-loving lady! Bill understands those impulses, and being a touchy person! He indulges in similar ones himself.
Though when Bill's not in the mood to be playful and gets booped anyway? The 'sister-in-law' status grants her considerable grace.
Murata: Garou and Metal Bat are made for each other
Me: Gay
Murata: No. They just vibrate well together.
Me: Yeah, gay.
Murata: Incorrect. They play off each other seamlessly, they are their best selves when they are near each other, like caramel and chocolate, their unique abilities are amplified ten fold when they are in each other's presence, these two are a well oiled machine that keenly understands itself even if it doesn't know it yet.
Me: ...How about we talk about Genos and Saitama instead?
Murata: Ah, yes. Genos and Saitama are made for each other-