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stopthatfool · 7 months
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MORE HEADCANONS! YAYYY! aka how i think top gun characters would act on their birthdays
Maverick- i think Mav would have a birthday in September or October.... don't ask why... i just feel it. But deep down Mav wants his bday to be in the summer months. I don't think he enjoyed his birthdays during elementary or high school. BUT he liked celebrating in his 20s (partying, drinking, women blah blah blah). Once he hits thirty he no longer likes to celebrate (hates the fact that time moves forward etc etc)
Ice- i think his bday is the same as val kilmer’s (dec.31) it just makes sense to me. He doesn't care for celebrating, he can and he will, but he doesn't need to, because either way people are celebrating new year's eve. ("Today is my birthday. Time to go to work")
Goose- LOVED to celebrate with his friends in school. And LOVES to celebrate other peoples birthdays. likes to receive and give presents. Always gives a card too, loves to ramble and write lots of stuff in it. Always includes a little polaroid pic with it. Early March birthday.
Slider- Pretends not to care about his birthday. but he will be passive aggressive about it if you forget to wish him happy birthday. so deep down he does care. But he will not remember your bday (he's just like me).I think his bday would be in April idk why.
Chipper- Loves his bday. loves the attention. needs to celebrate it. everyone needs to get him a gift and do everything he says that day. November baby.
Sundown- likes to celebrate but more casually than Chipper. Goes out for dinner, grab a couple bears with the guys, watch the game etc etc. late July birthday.
Wolfman- HATES his birthday. LOVES other people's. Does not know how to react when he is given a present. ("Wow. Um. Thank you.") I think his birthday is on valentine's day. idk here's a box of chocolate hearts, dude.
Hollywood- Pretends to hate the attention he gets on his birthday, but secretly loves it. Will get passive aggressive if u forget his birthday. August birthday.
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trickstyrss · 5 months
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Thanks to Twitter, I'm going to rant here about "art tips"
God fucking damn do I hate the cycle that the internet goes through in the art community. I know art advice comes from people thinking they are helping, but they're really not. Like years ago when they said not to use pure black or white in art. Like sure, in some instances and styles, a pure black or white can look bad or jarring, but this doesn't work with all styles. Recently, I saw a spin on this saying not to use purple when shading art because apparently it's cheating and unrealistic? So? Who the fuck cares? Does it look good? Yes? Then shut the fuck up I'll use whatever color I damn please to shade my art.
What I saw on Twitter that has me riled up was a post saying that working exclusively in digital art is harmful and prevents you from improving. That you have to draw traditionally to learn.
Uh... no?
DIGITIAL ART IS A MEDIUM, you cannot say it is worse or harmful by comparing it to a completely different medium. That is like comparing charcoal to paint. 'Oh with charcoal you can't experiment with colors so clearly it's harmful and you should use paint instead' <- sarcasm btw, Suck my fucking dick the argument is void the moment you say one medium is better or worse than another. That's not how it fucking works!
Can drawing in just ball point pen teach you discipline and not rely on an eraser or undo tool? Sure! But you could also just, you know, not use the undo tool or simply not pick up an eraser? Does digital art allow you to just toss away bad sketches and forget about them? Yes, but did you know you can also just throw out the piece of fucking paper you drew on and achieve the same thing?
To grow in art you have to want to grow, it's not tied to any one medium. Those who don't grow are not allowing themselves to grow and that's on them, not on the fact that they decided to draw on an iPad rather than Bristol board.
TLDR: STOP POLICING ART AND LET PEOPLE DO WHAT THEY WANT.
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Heads up for spoilers of TLOU episode 7
I’ve spent all day today trying to wrap my mind around why exactly this episode is more heartbreaking to me than any of the others, even though it didn’t make me cry like episodes 3 or 5 did.
Bella did such a gut wrenchingly realistic portrayal of what it is like to be in love with your best friend and not know if they even identify as queer, let alone if it’s reciprocated. Watching it made me feel like I was 15 again and still in the closet, desperately trying to read a girls body language to see if they felt even remotely the same.
They had those longing stares at Riley. The way they hid a smile when they held hands through the mall. They playful shoves where you’re trying to touch them in any way you can and still play it off as platonic. Fixing their hair in the reflection of the deserted Victoria’s Secret before hurrying after Riley. The way they both inched closer on the carousel and right when you think they’ll finally lean in they move on to the next thing.
Literally the chemistry between the two characters was so unreal and you root for them so much and keep being like oh my god kiss already you fucking lesbians!!! And they finally do, and watching it feels like kissing the first girl you were truly in love with, and wanting to stay in that one moment for the rest of your life. To have that ripped from them right when they had that single moment of happiness was soul crushing.
I think having had such a similar moment when I was still a teenager (albeit like 19 when I was actually in love for the first time), and then watching as the characters are forced to remember they live in a world with Infected was what made it so devastating. The fact that they had the best night of their lives and then in the span of 5 minutes went from dating to realizing they’ll be dead in hours is what fucking threw me for such a loop. They had what almost all queer women had at one point with that kiss, but we got to live in that moment for a bit, and have that memory stay untarnished.
By the next day or so Riley will be infected and won’t remember any of it.
It’s like that one question where it’s asks if it’s better to have loved and lost, or to never love at all; it feels like somehow in one night she had to experience both.
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thatgirl4815 · 2 years
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Kinn is in love with Porsche. Porsche is in love with Kinn.
Kim is in love with Chay’s innocence. Chay is in love with the Kim that exists in his head.
Vegas is in love with Pete’s empathy. Pete is in love with easing Vegas’s pain—the kind of pain he knows all too well.
Case in point: right now, KP are in love with each other, but KC and VP are only in love with certain aspects of each other.
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iguessitsjustme · 4 months
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Last Twilight - Music
I wanted to do a music analysis of Last Twilight for a long time and I thought about it quite a lot. Every week I was blown away by the music and every week I thought, “I need to talk about the music or I’ll explode.” The problem is that I do not have time, nor do I really have the skill, to talk in depth about the music in this show. The show’s soundtrack is so good that I genuinely do not think I can do it justice. Maybe one day I will have time to go back and go episode by episode, scene by scene, and do the research and everything that I would need to do in order to fully analyze what the show has done. So I will not do a full music analysis (also my mental health right now isn’t really in a space to do all of that but catch me probably months from now down some rabbit hole to do it properly), but I did say I will explode if I don’t at least talk about the music so this is going to be just a rambly mess of my thoughts about the soundtrack in this show.
I will say that this is the same team of composers that did A Tale of A Thousand Stars and truly they do good work together and I hope we get more from them. They’ve both worked separately and done good work, but both times (that I am aware of) that they’ve worked together has been truly phenomenal. I think the choices they made really tie the story together and enhance the feeling we are supposed to be feeling in each. and. every. scene. Would each scene still have the emotional impact it does without the music? Maybe, these actors are all absolutely killing it. But the music is just bringing home what they’re doing. 
The music is setting the tone so beautifully. And it’s not the kind of soundtrack that hides in the background and does its work subtly behind the scenes. There are moments when the music is loud and in your face. But never, not once, is it overpowering. It never distracts from the scene or the story or the actors or the visual elements. It works cohesively with everything there. Every element is working in harmony (ha) with each other and that’s part of the magic of this show. 
But there is something else that this show is doing beautifully that a lot of other shows fail to do and that is utilize silence. It’s never a silence that takes you out of the show. It’s never a silence that’s so loud that you’re left wondering what happened to the background noise. The silence is there and it is purposeful. It typically reflects pauses. Pauses in conversation. Pauses in thoughts. Pauses in feelings. But it’s always brought back and we’re eased into the sound once more. Never once has a musical transition not worked. I said I wasn’t going to get specific but this is still on my mind from episode 10, so I’ll mention it, in part one when Day’s mother (do NOT get me started) is confronting Mhok with Day, the music seamlessly transitions throughout the scene. As the charged emotions ebb and flow throughout the scene, so does the music. A lot of shows struggle with this (thinking of a recent show that had so many soundtrack choices, all strange, in one scene that my soul yeeted itself into the stratosphere but I shall not name names). But Last Twilight transitions. It doesn’t just plop a song down and go “that’s it time for the next song in the next scene.” There is thought there. There is intent. How are we supposed to feel when watching this scene? Does the music add to that feeling? Does it take that feeling away? Does it do nothing? What should the music be doing? Should there even be music here? These emotions changed during the scene, how should the music reflect that? Those are all questions that I ask myself when I’m doing any sort of analysis of a scene, music or otherwise. Because all of those questions are important to figure out what the scene is telling us. They’re all important to what the show is telling us.
The last thing I want to mention is the theme song. I love it first of all. Now, it’s not my favorite opening and there are definitely other theme songs that I think are better BUT and this is a huge: in ten episodes, not once have I felt like I was slammed in the face by a sudden theme song. The music has transitions smoothly into the opening in every single episode. Like it’s a natural progression to the story. Like “of course it’s opening time. Take a breather before we settle in.” I can think of one show specifically that was the worst at that and I felt slapped in the face by the opening each week because it was such a sudden and sharp turn in the music. But not Last Twilight. 
The soundtrack here takes you by the hand and gently leads you to where the show wants to take us. It will hold you carefully and safely in its arms and keep you warm while your heart is being torn to pieces by Mhok and Day and Day and Night and Night and Porjai and all of the love between all of these people. It will even hold your hand as Day’s mother refuses to accept the reality in front of her. I’m not sure where this story is going. I’m not sure how I feel about that ending and preview. But one thing I do know: no matter how the story turns out, the music will carry us there as gently as it can.
Bonus thought: I would like to thank Last Twilight for being the only BL show to use Christmas background Christmas music appropriately. During their little date. On Christmas. Praise bless.
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blueaiyuice · 9 months
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a boys planet cat vs dog coded tier list
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carlosyt14 · 8 months
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Ties with this post here
Time I lore drop on this alter dislyte esper...
(DO KNOW THAT THIS IS HOW I WOULD PERCEIVE AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE VERSION OF THE CHARACTER, FEEL FREE TO AGREE OR DISAGREE)
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Bio:
“A human hunter turned dog-esper, whose only goal is to seek destruction. 4 years in experimentation and abuse. He has a very cold and violent personality and will do anything to explode anyone who stands in his way. Despite all this, he seeks his ally to keep him from his ultimate motive... World destruction.”
Alter Brewster loves chocolate although he's the same species as his regular version. So basically he likes what Brewster hates
Do know that Alter Brewster is more of an asshole than Regular Brewster, so double-asshole. Although he's more oppressed than the regular, he still does ride the rocket canon given to him, but at least more powerful (like 3 to the power of 5 glass cannons)
Basically Alter Brewster shares some things that Brewster does but more extreme.
For battle appearance, you'd see chains below his feet while doing Moonlight Hismena's pose (feet) and Red Clad Dewey's pose (left arm) while carrying his blaster on the right arm.
In AE terms, he has access to Alter Dewey's attacks, but more extreme, plus a cannon that pierces through regular super-barriers because of the experimentation (by the decree) and abuse (by his alcoholic father)
With that in mind, if he fights you, you're basically fucked...
Anyways, moving to appearance:
He basically looks like Brewster but he has a hoodie to hide himself while he has a visible scar on his right eye. He usually wears a scarf to also hide the other scar he has on his neck.
His arms basically contain broken handcuffs on his hands, but the middle of said handcuffs is color-coded to determine his power. (Green = Weak, Yellow = Strong, Red = Menacingly strong, Black = No chance of survival)
Same applies to his legs where he also has broken handcuffs that also mean the same thing.
Some extra notes:
- His title (for alter) is "Violent Hunter"
- He likes to tease Brewster (Regular) with chocolate, but are both rivals.
- Like Brewster as well, he dates Tevor's alter (Basically two masterminds as one person)
- If you get too close to him, you'll be thinking very gruesome thoughts that he's thinking.
- He's likely the 2nd series of Alters alongside "Time-Struck Traveler" Seiza Ataki, "Noble Rosé" Aki Hanamaki, and "Hooded Creator" CarlosYT
- First series being White Clad Kaito, Black Clad AprilYT, Red Clad Len, Colorful Heidi, and Golden CarlosYT
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skyland2703 · 2 years
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Dino fury sucks :D
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fanficmustread · 2 years
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Okay i know ive never posted any sort of dragon ball except reblogs but
Sayain men have tails, except goten and trunks, we never see them on screen and rewatching the series with my dad it has no mentions of them ever having tails. I did look it up and it said bulma and chichi chopped them BUT IM HERE FOR HEADCANNONING a.k.a. me disregarding cannon and making it a finger painting. Ftm trunks and goten make it happen, it sounds dope as hell
Also trunks is a twink, sorry not sorry
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lesbianjarjarbinks · 1 year
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mcr as batteries 🔋:
mikey
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quadruple a
long. slender. elegant. rare.
ray
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rechargeable AA
classic and reliable but with a twist that is both sleek and inviting
gerard
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9 volt
must give the drama. will shock you if licked
frank
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hampter wheel.
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codename-adler · 7 months
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here’s the Kandreil thing i believe.
if Neil were to die in the events of AFTG, Andrew would go feral and seek cold, bloody revenge until every last person implicated, near or far, paid the price of his fury; and Kevin would willingly, devotedly, shamelessly follow him. over time, once the dust settles like the bodies in the ground, Andrew would heal, mostly thanks to Kevin’s devotion, loyalty, resilience and love, and in return Andrew would double, triple, quadruple down on his fierce protection of Kevin–though not control, never control–enough to seal their unshakeable bond and cement their precious, fragile yet endlessly devoted relationship. they’d heal, and not move on, but live on. together.
if Andrew were to die in the events of AFTG, Neil would call Nathaniel to the surface and pull every string he could get his fingers on to sate his thirst for traitor blood; and Kevin would stretch his charismatic persona act far and wide to get what they want, and get away with it, hands dirtied but records clean. they’d enable each other and push each other to do what must be done, any way they can, however far it goes, until the last guilty breath is exhaled and expiated. then they’d tend to each other’s wounds. all of them. lick and stitch and cover, sometimes, most times, caress, and build back up again, stronger, softer, loving. endlessly loving. and alive. together.
but if Kevin died… what would be left of Andrew and Neil? nothing. death in revenge would be mercy. the utter failure of Neil and Andrew when it came to Kevin, would eventually be the failure of NeilandAndrew. the wouldn’t stand each other, having lost their reason to go on. Andrew breaking his promise to protect Kevin by letting him get killed? Neil’s vow to have at least one of them make it, and for it to be Kevin? complete annihilation. i can’t see it. whether you imagine a romantic Kandreil or a platonic Kevin + Andreil, i simply cannot fathom Neil and Andrew surviving a world without Kevin. it is not possible. freedom isn’t freedom if it’s at the cost of Kevin. it’s just pointless, endless Hell.
and so however you want to imagine Kandreil, remember that Kevin is not the late add-on, the bonus, the third wheel, the burden, the expandable. Kevin is the pillar, the strength, the promise. the key. the reason.
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devil-doll13 · 10 months
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Some House of Wax/Sinclair Brothers Headcanons I’ve had in my head that I’ve already shared w the server but… The rest of the world deserves to know.
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Related to gif, Vincent is the ‘medical expert’ of the house solely because he’s the one who knows the human body/first aid the best. I mean, in the movie we see him stitching up those wounds on what’s-his-face pretty neatly, right? This is also part of the reason why he automatically reaches for Bo during this scene.
Given his birth date was sniffed out by fans before me (1970) and this man looks like he’s a cosplayer sometimes, I truly believe Bo idolised Elvis Presley as a kid, and maybe a bit as an adult as well. He still enjoys listening to rock n’ roll from that era when he’s in a good mood. When he’s in a bad mood, or doing his business™️ in his sex dungeon/basement, that’s when the Marilyn Manson comes on.
All of them have had an alt phase of some sort. For Vincent it was goth, for Bo it was rivethead/industrial rock and for Lester it was grunge.
Les is also down bad fucking horrendous for alt people in general. Yes, he has magazines stuffed down his sofa, yes, they used to be Bo’s.
Bo is allergic to nuts. He also gets really nasty hay fever. I also think possibly him having sensory issues/picky eater could’ve led to meltdowns as we see in the opening. And really, it’s the 1970s/80s do you expect his parents to understand or sympathise?
In contrast, Lester has the constitution of a Greek god somehow and has probably eaten some absolutely vile shit as a kid.
I know most people interpret Vince as sweet and shy but… While I do think he’s more measured and withdrawn compared to Bo, I also think being the ‘favourite’ in terms of being Trudy’s little art prodigy contributed to a sort of spoilt brattiness esp as a kid. (Exhibit A: The ‘Bo Sux’ fridge art in the opening) As an adult, there’s still a sense of entitlement to him. What I’m saying is that he’s an insufferable art nerd lol. He definitely isn’t toothless and his arguments with Bo aren’t necessarily one-sided, he’s just capable of ignoring him when he wants to; he’s used to his twin, after all. While I do think he’s capable of being soft, don’t forget this man killed a woman in cold blood and recorded it. I also think he can get snippy enough during arguments to combat Bo’s generally sharp tongue.
Speaking of which, everyone in the (surviving) family knows ASL. It’s necessary when communicating with Vincent.
Again with how prolific a killer Vincent is, I suspect he may be the one who does the most murder out of all of them. Bo is the handsome ‘face’ of Ambrose, and Vincent is right under the seedy underbelly with a knife, ready to spill guts (and then sew it up again once he’s got them in the workshop). Lester is similar to Bo in that he mostly just guides people toward the town, but I do think he gets his own notions sometimes.
From a more x reader perspective, Bo strikes me as a man who’s most charming when he’s not trying to be. Of course he can put on an act for victims/tourists, but those are just empty words, y’know? Also, has a kinda cheesy side.
I know everyone has Jonesy as Lester’s dog but… I think she’s really Vincent’s. In the movie, she’s always seen with Vin or in the house of wax itself, it’s only when he dies that she goes to Lester. I actually think Les is a cat person (tell me he wouldn’t actually encourage their hunting habits for his own personal collection…) while Vin is a dog person. Also, hot take I think Bo loves snakes and reptiles.
Given that the House of Wax and Ambrose itself is a big ol’ art project, and we’ve seen the state of the church (permanently in the middle of dead ass crusty Trudy’s funeral) I think there may be a sort of difficulty letting go of their past in the brothers, maybe some hoarding as well (I mean we haven’t even seen some of the other houses in Ambrose but this is just speculation). We get the sense that Ambrose is a place where time stands still, forever, until its conservationists finally die. Idk I’m talking out my ass here
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curioscurio · 5 months
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The Fellowship based on their alcohol preferences:
Frodo: a wine man no question. him and bilbo are constantly being annoying about the delicate aftertones and nutty aromas of wine and whatnot. They really do have excellent taste though, and Gandalf's go-to Yuletide gift is a bottle of Hobbit Wine. Despite how he looks, Frodo isn't a lightweight, and will happily drink whatevers on tap if the wine isn't to his liking.
Sam: He's a fan of a stout ale and local brews. Most wine is too dry and sweet for him, though he'll have a glass if Frodo asks him to try it because he wants Sam's valued opinion. Also not a lightweight and handles his alcohol better than Frodo. Unfortunately has a habit of drinking whatever someone hands him as the night goes on and Merry and Pippin love to see how drunk they can get him.
Merry: Loves fruity and refreshing cocktails. Likes to get fancy with it. Probably would LOVE an espresso martini. Drinks that high quality Brandybuck distilled spirits and has spent a LOT of time researching fancy drinks and how to make them. Probably bartends occasionally and likes to show off. Alcohol Nerd. Get him drunk enough and he'll start infodumping about the difference between Shire-grown Old Toby and the stuff that grows all over Gondor.
Pippin: GARBAGE TASTE. he has college student alcohol preferences. like the guy is a Took so he can hold his liquor well but often overdoes it. vodka and fruity soda white girl wasted bull shit. He sometimes just mixes random shit with alcohol and calls it a day which infuriates Merry to no end. Someone once saw him mix together unsteeped tea, tomato juice, 4 warm olives from his pocket, and bud light. Calls it Pippin's Surprise as the olives get substituted with whatever he has in his pockets at the moment (that's what makes it a surprise). He has a tendency to get cut off and then steals other people's drinks when they're not looking. He is the one who wanderers off.
Gandalf: The man loves Hobbit Wine. Also mostly a wine guy. It's not that he can't drink, he just has a wizards constitution (lightweight) and doesn't like to get drunk often. He gets pleasantly tipsy on special occasions, though. He also has exquisite taste in fancy liquor even if he doesn't like them. Merry has for sure talked his ear off about different types of alcohol and the drinks they can make; and even though Gandalf pretends to be annoyed by it, he's always listening intently.
Aragorn: Old Fashioned. Whiskey on the rocks. Also really loves a high quality nigori sake. He travels a lot so he has a diverse pallete but forgets the names of certain drinks and spirits so he goes for what he can remember. Only let's himself get proper drunk at celebrations or occasionally by himself when he's brooding. He likes to loiter in bar corners as we know, but he's a really good listener if you give him a chance.
Legolas: In Mirkwood, Legolas has some chronic alcoholic tendencies. Being a prince is stressful and hard, and when you have access to the finest of alcohol you damn well drink it. He's used to fancy and complicated cocktails, (which he and Merry bond over) and thinks beer is piss. Shotguns beer for attention though FOR SURE but then he'll go and raid your parents expensive whiskey cabinet or something. His dad was the kind of guy to let him drink wine with dinner when he was young. Absolutely will drink you under the table. Forgets you at the bar for a one night stand.
Gimli: He enjoys the occasional sweet port wine, bourbon whiskey, Dwarven Spirits, and ale. Needless to say, Dwarven Moonshine will end you, though Gimli dislikes the taste (except for root beer flavor). He won't back down from a drinking challenge, as we know, but isn't always very good at them. He didn't like the "frou-frou" cocktails that Legolas drinks for a long time until Merry and Legolas introduced him to a Moscow Mule. A joy to drink with tbh he's the life of the party alongside Merry and Pippin.
Boromir: Doesn't drink because he dislikes the way it makes him feel. Will sip a Coors light at the bar or share a toast with his men. If he does drink, he drinks to forget. Usually the DD. Alcohol sparks his temper easily, so he avoids the flames as much as possible. He has a great time going out with the Fellowship though, and is basically the Mom friend. He makes all the Hobbits drink water and makes sure Aragorn has some food in him, and that Legolas has all his clothes on, and that Gimli is still breathing. Occasionally he has to go find Gandalf, who is in the basement, cleaning 5 bitter Rhorrim out of their entire stock of imported Hobbit pipeweed from a game of cards.
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icarusbetide · 1 month
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maybe this is a controversial statement but every time i see someone get very upset about fandom surrounding the founding fathers and how it's romanticizing them - have you considered that being forced into a homosexual relationship with their worst political enemies is most likely the biggest nightmare of those 18th century white men?
if anything the amrev fandom is probably humiliating these men on a much more visceral, personal level than academic critique (which is still important!).
i dunno, i think their complicated legacies can make space for an interesting conversation on dismantling these figures as larger than life. pulling them "down" to the level of shipping online. it's complicated and i do understand there is reason why people don't like it, especially in consideration of hamilton the musical, but i think it's worth thinking about.
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kanalaure · 1 year
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feanorian cooking headcanons, because im tired and sad and want to think about something fun
maedhros: makes a lot of soup bc you can make big batches almost more easily than small ones, and usually when he cooks he's babysitting or his little brothers will sidle up wanting some of what he's having. occasionally his parents will wander in from their workshops after a seventeen hour creative binge not sure what day it is but suddenly realizing theyre very hungry. after thangorodrim he has this little skit he loves to do that everyone else hates where he pretends he chopped the veg too hard and cut off his hand, bc what is the point of having all these little brothers if you cant antagonize them with dad jokes and maybe guilt trip them a lil into better behavior
maglor: only knows how to make a handful of things but does them well. dump and pour cook, so everything comes out a lil different each time. has never given anyone food poisoning, unlike some brothers he could name. drives caranthir insane bc he will just throw a handful of peppercorns or whatever in there all casually because they make things taste good and dont you know how much those COST, kano??! probably invented the in-universe equivalent of a sandwich so as to more conveniently eat while composing
celegorm: overall? pretty good, but its a lot of the same things with very minor variation. him being a skilled hunter, it's a lot of deer and small mammals, game birds and fish. probably good with edible plants and herbs growing wild, bc you only need to be made fun of by your entire family for getting scurvy one (1) time before you wise up, so your food would be well seasoned. however. absolutely everything is cooked over a campfire. put him in the wilderness and He Will Provide. stick him in a kitchen with an hearth and a pot rack and he is Lost. like maglor, has never met a measuring spoon he wouldnt ignore
caranthir: will measure spices to the microgram, kano, because he does know how much they cost thankyouverymuch. he's the best (only) baker of the bunch and likes all the math involved in it. just a mediocre cook though, partly bc maedhros invariably got to the kitchen first, and he's really meh about the idea of cooking anyway so he doesn't really protest or try to get in the kitchen on his own time to improve. (exceptions to this: likes making jams and fruit butters.) despite this, has never given anyone food poisoning
curufin: no. nope. no. it's his achilles heel. see mentions of food poisoning above
amrod and amras: got a lot of their cooking know-how straight from celegorm when they were out hunting, so it's all more of the same: deer, rabbit, fish, etc. like caranthir they dont get a lot of time or opportunity to practice bc maedhros beat them to the draw, but like maglor sometimes they will go off and make their own food for the hell of it, or because they were craving a specific thing. they only gave their family food poisoning once, curvo, and that was because they hadn't really nailed the pickling process yet. speaking of, they do a lot of pickling and other longterm things like cheesemaking that have a scientific element to it. they think its neat, and also its one of the few areas none of their older brothers ever tried to break into so for once there's no comparisons to be made, positively or otherwise
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errorwarblesrr · 2 years
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Cheating
Dude getting what he deserves for sitting like that below
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P.S. you should like look at his paper
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