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kreepykutieuwu · 6 months
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Gay ships from video games and other media that have fanbases full of dudebros and 16-year-old boys that would get pissy about said ships are my bread and butter
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oflights · 9 months
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helpful sites for writers
i have a little collection of websites i tend to use for coming up with ideas, naming people or places, keeping clear visuals or logistics, writing basics about places i've never been to, and so on. i tend to do a lot of research, but sometimes you just need quick references, right? so i thought i'd share some of them!
Behind the Name; good for name meanings but also just random name ideas, regardless of meanings.
Fantasy Name Generator; this link goes to the town name generator, which i use most, but there are lots of silly/fun/good inspo generators on there!
Age Calculator; for remembering how old characters are in Y month in Z year. i use this constantly.
Height Comparison; i love this for the height visuals; does character A come up to character B's shoulder? are they a head taller? what does that look like, height-wise? the chart feature is great!
Child Development Guide; what can a (neurotypical, average) 5-year-old do at that age? this is a super handy quickguide for that, with the obviously huge caveat that children develop at different paces and this is not comprehensive or accurate for every child ever. i like it as a starting point, though!
Weather Spark; good for average temperatures and weather checking!
Green's Dictionary of Slang; good for looking up "would x say this?" or "what does this phrase mean in this context?" i love the timeline because it shows when the phrase was historically in use. this is english only, though; i dig a little harder for resources like this in other languages.
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sorry but crime stories are only valid when they star…Him.
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fictionalheroine · 6 months
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Things Grace thinks are NOT okay:
Perky's Buds
Killing the nighthawks
girls in the boys shower/bathroom
premarital s*x
shows about hookers
Using curse words
Cheating in exams
Co-Ed dances
Being offered to have her books carried
Breaking and entering
Selling crack
Touching yourself
Lying to the police
Spilling the beans/snitching
Calling god the son of the b-word
Dirty dudes/horny pervs
Things Grace thinks are (kinda) acceptable
abstinence
the bible
dismembering a body
blaming a whole town for murder
fleeing the country
guns (and axes)! :D
Devouring souls :)
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chaoticace2005 · 2 months
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Reasons Vox may want to destroy Alastor:
1. He sucks.
2. It’s hot.
3. He rejected Vox’s advances and Vox does not handle rejection well.
4. Alastor supports Coke. Vox supports Pepsi. Enough said.
5. Stupid haircut.
6. He’s jealous of Alastor’s ears. How come he gets ears?!
7. He asked Alastor if he had a tail and was ghosted for seven years.
8. Alastor did $50,000 in TV damages at the Hellmart
9. Alastor apparently has a new #1 rival and HOW DARE HE
10. His stupid triangle ass. Vox HATES triangles. Boxes are IN!
11. He carries a dildo stick around. Vox already has 1 person in his life carrying a dildo stick around sometimes and that’s one too many.
12. When Vox glitches “Val” may sound like “Al”, he wants to get rid of potential confusion.
13. He once called Vox a podcast. Vox HATES podcasts.
14. Alastor didn’t laugh at his joke that one time.
15. He smiles too much for someone who never goes to the dentist.
16. Vox watched Bambi and never emotionally recovered. So the sight of Alastor nearly brings him to tears.
17. He needs to get rid of Alastor so Val/Velvette STOP saying he has a crush on Alastor
18. He needs to get rid of Alastor before anyone else can.
19. Vox is actually just racist.
20. Alastor is red. Red=communist. And as capitalism incarnate Vox hates communists.
21. HE KEEPS STEALING FROM VOX
22. Radio related trauma
23. He goes to the same tailor as Vox. Nobody is allowed to go to the same tailor as Vox.
24. Vox is aphobic
25. Alternatively, Vox is on the a-spec and doesn’t want to share a label with Alastor.
26. It’s the only way he can get pleasure because Valentino is not satisfying him in bed
Oh yeah, also: Power.
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makingqueerhistory · 8 months
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Hi! Do you have any posts about asexuality and or aromanticism and queerplatonic relationships?
Thanks for running this blog!
Yes! We love asexual, and aromantic history here!
Early Asexual Feminists: The Asexual History of Social Purity Activists and Spinsters
Catherine Bernard: A question in studying asexual history
Redefining the Dandy: The Asexual Man of Fashion
Florence Nightingale
Zinaida Gippius
Charlotte Payne-Townshend
Langston Hughes
The Golden Orchid Society
Kristina King of Sweden
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spinach-pine · 1 year
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reasons as to why this is a perfect spirk moment:
spock's immediate concern for jim even though smacking people is a routine thing for him
the hand touching
jim walking towards spock as if expecting to be coddled by him
them having the time for a warm moment despite the impending chaos surrounding them
S01E20 - Tomorrow is Yesterday
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🖤 top tier commands for dumb puppies 🖤
Come.
Speak.
Down.
Fetch.
Roll over.
Bend over.
Wag.
Crawl to me.
Sit pretty.
Stay.
Hold still.
Play dead.
Beg.
On your knees.
Quiet.
Open.
Tongue out.
Pant.
Drool.
Look at me.
Swallow.
Behave.
Cage. Now.
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lavendersins · 4 months
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A List of Things That No Servant, except for Merlin of course, Should Ever Do.
Drag the king out of bed.
Stuff food in the king's mouth.
Write the king's speeches.
Call the king an ass.
Openly admit to planning the king's assassination to his knight.
Drop the king out of a window.
Drop the king's pants in the middle of a meeting.
Call the king a toad.
Constantly call the king derogatory, but admittedly funny, nicknames.
Call the king fat.
Feed the king rat soup.
And much, much more...
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vamp1rate · 8 months
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i love you schizophrenics. i love you schizoaffectives. i love you schizotypals. i love you everyone on the schizophrenia spectrum. i love you psychosis experiencers, i love you addicts, i love you sleep paralysis experiencers, i love you anyone whos had a bad trip, i love you current and past users of medications with hallucinatory side effects, i love you people with depression and/or anxiety with psychotic features, i love you experiencers of hypnagogic and/or hypnopompic hallucinations, i love you spoonies who have hallucinated from medical procedures/drugs administered during medical procedures, i love you sleep deprived students under too much stress, i love you people with a history of trauma, i love you anyone whos hallucinated while sick from high fevers and/or too much cough medicine, i love you people who hear things that aren't there, people who see things that aren't there, people who smell things that aren't there, people who taste things that aren't there, people who feel things that aren't there both inside their body and out, i love you people who experience one type of hallucination, i love you people who experience multiple types of hallucination, i love you people who used to hallucinate but don't anymore, i love you people who currently experience hallucinations, i love you people on medications for their hallucinations i love you people who aren't, i love you everyone and anyone who has ever hallucinated for any reason. thank you so much for your existence on this beautiful earth with me.
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to this day, people try to argue that katniss wasn't romantically/physically/sexually attracted to peeta ever which is crazy because she was kinda constantly hor-knee over him
she says he's mysterious and unpredictable and that she finds that interesting. she's so intrigued by this blue eyed boy
when he says after the first games that haymitch won't be able to watch them all the time, there's a curious shiver in her body (hint: she wants him)
her constantly mentioning his warmth and steadiness and how strong he is
the hunger. THE HUNGER she feels when she kisses him. she quite literally wrapped around him
when he returns in mockingjay, she's wondering whether his kisses will feel like they did on the beach (there's a time and a place, katniss!)
he's beautiful, handsome, dazzling (in her own words)
she's constantly fixated on his eyes, his hands, his hair, his body, his broad shoulders
she quite literally thinks back to his body hair when she was helping to wash him in the first games
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loz-the-noob · 2 months
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Because I’m playing dual destinies and I miss Ema Skye with my whole heart, please take this WIP list of Silly Goofy Things Ema Has Done throughout the games I’ve played. Feel free to add to it if you think of anything I’ve missed.
Things Ema Skye has Done
Threatened to spray potentially hazardous (?) chemicals on a child
Unwittingly convinced everyone she was a crack addict
Sung a song in a court of law with very little persuasion  
Openly admitted that she intended to commit tax evasion. To a lawyer.
Accused a blind orphan of murder with a 45. caliber revolver 
Cried because she couldn’t push something over
Essentially received a bonus in the form of snacks and was completely fine with this
Apologised to a trash can 
Bullied Apollo into buying tea for her from an overpriced vending machine
Somehow confused the words “pickle” and “sausage” in the context of a well-known phrase. 
Inexplicably physically morphed into the Prosecution’s imprisoned brother briefly during a trial. This is never addressed. 
Said ‘Ah’ AT LEAST 12 times in Apollo Justice. I’m pretty sure I missed some 
“Eh heh heh, you want to know about my tool do you?”
Signs legal documents with a little heart next to her name
Was placed on security for a major venue with literally no means of communication with backup?? She had to physically go and get people. This is not her fault.
She has been set on fire. This was also not her fault.
She’s canonically very clumsy. Allegedly breaks bulbs all the time. Did I mention I love her.
Momentarily considered going on a destructive rampage at a concert she was supposed to be security for.
Very nearly let a 15 year old girl convince her to eat potential evidence at a crime scene.
I’m 90% sure her footwear is a health and safety risk
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daydreamerwonderkid · 10 months
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Bruce already has 6-23ish kids (depending on who you count/which run you're reading) in DC canon. He really doesn't need anymore-
AO3 Fic Authors: *eyes Peter Parker* *eyes Billy Batson* *eyes Conner Kent* *eyes Roy Harper* *eyes Wally West* *eyes Danny Fenton* *eyes-*
AO3 Fic Authors: Eh, he can afford the child support.
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biteofcherry · 5 months
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I love your alpha!Steve! ❤️❤️❤️ But do you have any recommendations of alpha!Steve fics that you absolutely love???
Heat inducing
Why can't we be friends?
The Alpha's Trophy
Welcome to Arcadia & As he pleases (same universe)
Mr. July
Recognition
Waiting for this
Feral
Safe and sound
Surprise, surprise
Need you now
Welcome to the pack
then there's also Alpha Steve with two bratty omegas in A Touch Too Far & them being mischievous & this biting piece
On the hunt
Warm shadows (it's with Alpha Bucky as well)
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chaoticace2005 · 2 months
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Why Angel is Pink:
Semi based on a theory post I did about why Angel may be pink as well as complimentary to a post I made about why his eyes are different colors:
(Related: List of why Alastor may be red.)
1. Valentino’s red stuff.
2. To match his twin and also be distinct from the rest of the spider family.
3. He drowned in a tub of red wine.
4. His dad is the Kool-Aid Man.
5. He’s just THAT gay.
6. To match Nuggets.
7. Goes to the fur/eye dyer frequently because he CAN.
8. Wanted to compliment Husk’s whole red/white/black thingy.
9. Niffty washed him in a laundry load full of red clothes.
10. He is actually an angel descended from heaven undercover.
11. When he changed his name to “Angel” the universe was like “oh, shit” and tried to make him match his name better.
12. He’s actually just Molly. We’ve never seen them in the same room together.
13. He made a lesbian (probably Vaggie) mad so they retaliated by dying him pink in his sleep.
14. Alastor retaliated to the “strawberry pimp” comment by water boarding Angel with strawberry jam.
15. It’s just really worn out blood stains
16. He’s so Italian that he covered himself in tomato sauce because HE IS PIZZA. Then it crusted over.
17. He’s so OP that if he wants to be pink the universe will damn well make him pink.
18. Part of his contract with Val (could have been added by either of them.)
19. Made a deal with someone (Lucifer?) to be pink
20. Spends so much time around pink stuff that it just caught on.
22. His dad and Arackniss said pink sucks so he became pink out of SPITE.
23. Snorted Fun Dip one too many times
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snowyh2o · 3 months
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So, saw a video on YouTube that was analyzing if Alastor exhibited traits similar to someone diagnosed with antisocial personality disorder. It was interesting, if a bit superficial and missing a lot of the smaller blink and you’ll miss it details (as well as for some reason omitting his past relationships and focusing only on his current ones), but it got me thinking about how much we know of who Alastor is.
And I think that we actually know a lot more about who he is as a person and what makes him tick than we think we do. What we don’t know is what his situation currently is, and that’s sort of conflated with not knowing or being sure of him and his motivations.
So to list what we do know of him in no specific order:
He claims he’s sponsoring the hotel because he wants to watch other people fail for his own entertainment, something that we know for sure now is not the case, or not the entire reason.
He was very desperate when making that deal with Charlie, this is something he was probably aiming for and has been waiting to do for a long time.
His disappearance is a sore spot that he doesn’t want others to be prying into.
He’s trapped in a deal that appears to be restricting either his actions, power, or both and he desperately wants to get out of the deal.
Related, the deal appears to be new, based off Husk’s comment and Alastor’s reaction/surprise at the comment.
Related, he HATES being reminded of his deal.
All his shown past friends are women. Conversely, he seems to get along well with women over men.
Related, he lets Mimzy, Nifty, and Rosie all touch or manhandle him around without showing discomfort or distaste. He also lets Husk poke him in the chest, and appears to have grown equally as comfortable around Charlie.
Related, he offers Charlie his microphone twice when she needed to do a big inspiring speech.
Related, his microphone appears directly linked to some of his powers, and could also be considered a weakness of his should it be broken.
He knows that Mimzy only ever comes to him when she needs something, and doesn’t care that he’s being manipulated and taken advantage of into taking care of her problems. In fact, Mimzy stated that he loves taking care of her (problems).
Related, the hotel is important enough that he can’t risk having that kind of behavior with Mimzy here, that he’s willing to shoo away one of his few friends he’s genuinely happy to see.
Rosie is his best friend, he’s the most comfortable with her and while in Cannibal town. It’s the only time we’ve seen him so cheerful and relaxed and smile like he means it. His smiles here are wide enough to show his gums, but his eyes and lips reveal its not just a well disguised snarl.
Related, he’s very excited to show off Cannibal town to Charlie when he brings her over.
Related, he hasn’t gone to see Rosie since the overlord meeting despite having had 5 months to do so after coming back from his hiatus.
Related, he doesn’t ask for Rosie to help during the battle, he specifically restates his favor to “well your cannibals help at least”. She’s seen sipping tea and listening to the news in the aftermath.
His beef with Lucifer started way before he ever met the guy. In his advertisement, he makes a note to say there’s no tacky circus decor at the hotel. When he sees the welcome sign he visibly sneers at it. When Lucifer finally shows up and hugs Charlie his eye is twitching.
Related, whatever beef he has with Lucifer is unrelated to Lucifer’s attitude towards him when they finally meet, though that certainly does not help.
Related, it’s also clearly not about being the most powerful person in the room because he doesn’t behave that way when speaking with Zestial, or during the overlords meeting.
Related, he’s bothered when Carmilla reveals she wasn’t curious about his absence (which fair. I’d hope my colleagues would ask where I’ve been if I went MIA for 7 years).
He offers Charlie advice on projecting confidence and control when she’s not, a tactic he employs every minute of every day.
He tends to be helpful but in a backhanded way. He helps Charlie get out of her funk by being mean about it and mocking her for accidentally landing the hotel in hot water. He summons an old fashioned mint condition camera for Vaggie at first before replacing it with a beat up and bandaged video camera. He helps Vaggie with the advertisement after watching her struggle. He does get rid of the eggs, but only for a day by taking them with him on his overlord meeting trip.
Related, more miscellaneous menial labor is usually done straightforwardly, like fixing the wall, for the umpteenth time and apparently unclogging the toilet when nifty gets stuck.
He likes listening to people vent about and struggle with their situation.
He does not like listening to people vent about and struggle with their love life.
Whatever he’s up to it appears as though he’s truly thrown his lot in with Charlie and the hotel, at least for now.
Apparently used to be friends or friendly with Vox. And will let people take a picture of him if it’s with an old fashioned camera.
After the battle, instead of returning to the others he drags himself to his radio tower, the one that fell down off a cliff after Adam destroys the hotel. This means he didn’t head there first when he retreated, and only went afterwards once the fight was over. He was probably staying close enough to see how the fight was going, evidenced by how he knew where to go to find his radio tower.
During his mental breakdown, he’s smiling harder than ever before, and only seems to regain some semblance of control when he’s restating his current goals.
Related, Alastor’s current objective is to free himself of the deal or find a loophole around it. He’s probably planning on using Charlie’s favor for that.
Related, Alastor could’ve also wanted a favor from Charlie as general insurance in the off off chance she ends up betraying him. He seems to let his guard down around her more after the deal, and even helpfully supplies her an army without any more prompting or deal making.
Alastor’s expression when talking about making soul deals in general.
Related, Alastor’s expression when talking about how Charlie still has her soul specifically.
Used to take out last overlords for slighting or doubting him, doesn’t do that anymore. There’s a chance he stopped doing that before his seven year absence.
Related, apparently Sir Pentious also didn’t know about what Alastor did to overlords back in the day??? And they’ve fought 20+ times??? Strengthens the assumption that Alastor stopped killing overlords after he’d established himself as a top dog. Deer. And before his disappearance.
Related, while Carmilla was surprised to see him at the meeting, she and the other overlords like Zestial weren’t scared of him and accepted his presence without complaint. If he were still actively hunting down overlords I doubt, as overlords themselves, they’d have been so comfortable in his presence.
Didn’t appear to have any plans in announcing his sudden return until Vox provoked him.
Related, his broadcasts might’ve been about overlord gossip, aside from the screaming.
Shared what he can do to help during the battle with the rest of the hotel. Specifically the shield he conjures.
Related, likely volunteered himself as the one to take on Adam, since he’s the most experienced and strongest fighter in the group (Charlie’s inexperience with using her power means she’s unsuited for the task).
He speaks fondly of the group as a whole when talking to Nifty when she speaks about how much she likes them (and can we keep them, please?).
Apparently he doesn’t just enjoy watching people’s suffering but also the bonds these wayward souls form with each other.
He does, still, enjoy kicking people when they’re down. Or rather kicking people when they try to challenge him and think they have a chance.
He really knows how to get under people’s skin.
Shark snacks go nom.
Additional points from the replies:
If Alastor was sent to the hotel against his will, then whoever sent him there also did not stipulate that he couldn’t make deals with the residents, which is a huge oversight. (Peppersnap79)
Husk and Nifty appeared to stay behind and help the hotel of their own free will, Alastor did not appear to order them to stay in any way. (Peppersnap79)
My Conclusions based on more things than just what I’ve listed out: he’s probably insecure about his status in hell after the seven year absence. Whatever happened during that time is also a sore point for him, something he doesn’t want others to know about or pry into.
His reputation as the Radio Demon is very important to him. He put a lot of effort into crafting the Radio Demon’s reputation and persona as someone to be feared and not to be fucked with. This is put at risk when he nearly dies protecting the hotel.
He smiles to put himself in control, to trick both others and himself into thinking that he’s got control of the situation or himself more than he actually does. He does not like being reminded that he is not in control of his life at the moment, and his current greatest desire is freedom from his deal. The more out of control he feels, he harder he tries to smile.
He is very soft and forgiving/tolerant with the few friends he has, and has grown visibly attached to or fond of the rest of the hotel. He also appears to be protective of them, in his own weird way. Constantly defending Mimzy against whatever trouble she brings and ultimately leaving Rosie out of the actual battle. This is counterproductive to his plans, and interferes in a way he hadn’t been expecting it to. Part of his breakdown is a direct result of this unexpected interference, that his own emotions had gotten him to risk his life defending the hotel (the group).
Restating his goals to eventually escape seems to reassure him and calm him/act as a grounding mechanism when he feels like he’s losing it. He’s using the Radio Demon persona like it’s a lifeline, because the Radio Demon is who he wants to be, needs to be, if he wants to get out. The Radio Demon’s always in control, he’s the one who holds all the cards, pulls all the strings. Nothing scares him, and nothing controls him.
He’s sadistic, calculative, intelligent, spontaneous, a showman, a softie, arrogant, egotistical, insecure and paranoid. He gets attached to things more easily than he’d care to admit, and lies to himself as much as he lies to everyone else. His Radio Demon persona is just as much a part of him as it is a mask to hide what’s going on underneath. What’s there to hide if he shows them what they want to see? The audience should only care for the play, not the actors behind the scene.
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