Joking aside, the Millennium Falcon is not the space fantasy equivalent of a busted-ass old panel van.
The Millennium Falcon is the space fantasy equivalent of a busted-ass old panel van that's inexplicably been hot-rodded to have a top speed of 300 miles per hour, which is substantially funnier.
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i enjoy comparing the different ways that birds of prey attack. you've got eagles doing the classic lord of the skies, king of the air, death from above pose
and then you've got peregrine falcons who are just like "fuck it. tactical missile strike."
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birds on a wire.
[oil slick halogen. the angels gave up on us. we’ll make do with feathers and tar.]
prints (all proceeds go towards purchasing e-sims for Gazans and helping re-locate Palestinian refugees)
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American Kestrel (Falco sparverius), male, family Falconidae, found over a great deal of North America and South America
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“mojang should add this” “mojang should add that” mojang should add more BIRDS
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Bucky looks Godly in a shirt as simple as a Henley
How is he real?!
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Honestly can it all just begin and end with him!!!
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