#everyone is single except him

[milkii-galaxii]

From : @sutanaito​

Breakdown brings a cube for his sparkmate? You bet he is. Knockout better be not pushing himself so much. Added small smooches to the smaller mech as well??? What a lovely pair.

Ah, busy, busy, busy. Datapads laid across the table. The doctor loved his job, but looking through boring datapads was not one of them. He picked one up to skim through, one after another. Knock Out didn’t realize his Conjunx had entered the medbay, until he noticed the energon cube being placed on the table, and then the kisses. He let out a chuckle. Nothing brightened up his day but him. 

“ Aw, come here, you- ”

He pulled Breakdown’s head down gently and placed a kiss on his intake before pulling away.

“ Thanks for the energon cube, big boy. ”

#{ 𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮'𝓼 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓸𝓻𝓭𝓮𝓻! 🍰} ask answered #[ FANDOM : TRANSFORMERS ] #{ I'M A HEALER BUT— } knock out #{ in character } #{ roleplay } #{ sutanaito } #{ ain't nobody 'round here on your level. you're so far away } knock out x breakdown #*FUCKING GROSS SOBS LIKE A BITCH????* #DO U KNOW IT TOOK 5 YEARS STRAIGHT THAT THERE IS FINALLY A SHIP GOING ON #5 YEARS #OF NOT BEING ABLE TO GET ANY MUSES SHIPPED WITH MUTUALS #knock out is the one friend in the group who is dating #everyone is single except him

[macroglossus]

actually really genuinely makes me so incredibly sick and sad to think of s1 will, who was terrified and losing his mind and no one helped him, especially not the people that he trusted. that line he has that goes "sometimes, at night, i leave the lights on in my little house, and walk across the flat fields... when I look back from a distance, the house is like a boat on the sea. it's really the only time i feel safe." and i think about how scared he was and how he had to leave that person behind, because he would've died, and in that sense he really died anyway

#hannibal #and it's hard because i do like hannibal as a character! and i know that's really what the show is about i.e showing that he doesn't have #the same morals as regular people and he sees will as incredibly vulnerable and with incredible potential. so he targets that potential #and will did grow into that dark potential! but in doing so he had to basically leave a significant part of himself behind #but he was SO SCARED. and completely alone except for his dogs. because every single person around him just wanted something from him #and he was losing his mind! i know in a diluted sense how incredibly hard it is to understand that youre acting crazy and understand that #everyone around you is losing their patience. and so he turned to hannibal. and hannibal betrayed him in really the worst way possible #because he wanted to see what would happen. agh. #and he walked to the edge of the trees anyway and turned back to his little house like a boat and felt safe. FUCK #what im saying is that it really isnt fair but there was no world in which it wouldve been fair really. even a world without hannibal #because the world isnt fair to will graham

[chaoswarfare]

dp x dc prompt #55

After 14 separate grease fires, 12 minor knife fights, several layers deep messes, and 4 unidentifiable cooking attempts, Alfred finally gets fed up with the bat kids(excepting Jason, of course) messing up his kitchen attempting to cook. No matter how many times he tries to get them to stay out, they always seem to find their way back into the kitchen and a mess not far behind. If he can’t keep them out, the very least he can do is attempt to get them to learn how to cook. Maybe a culinary class would do them good.

Danny was finally living the good life. Mostly. His rogues have settled down, and his parents have stepped back some from ghost hunting after a string of failures(that may or may not be his fault) of actually hunting any ghost. It all started when he let slip that he was planning to move away from Amity Park. Now he’s got an entire checklist of things to work through to be deemed competent enough to be left(mostly) alone. Number one? Lunch Lady is sending him to learn how to cook.

Culinary do x dc adventures, Worst Cooks In America style. There’s going to be so many grease fires, and maybe someone will even actually learn something.

or- are there any heroes that actually know how to cook?

#danny phantom #danny fenton #dc x dp #crossover #dc universe #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #writing prompt #writing #funny #batpham #everyone gets a taste of the big bad cooking school #jason is the only one that goes willingly #danny single handedly failed every single safety test #and then procured the help of box lunch with the promise of sweets to help him cheat #tim is the first one to burn his hand on a sheet pan trying to just pull it out of the oven #duke and class are the only ones(excepting jason) that can make anything resembling food #dick is so proud of his chicken plate until everyone realizes that it’s still completely raw in the center #and then he accidentally sets the oil in his pan on fire and panics and throws the whole thing in the sink #danny makes a meatloaf #the meatloaf tries to eat people instead #i don’t think the recipe involved ectoplasm #jason’s food always turns out just about perfect #he’s an honorary teaching assistant #the teacher doesn’t know where they went wrong to get so many people like this in one year #damian makes unidentifiable charred thing and attempts unsuccessfully to hide it under the table #danny eats stuff raw on dares and gets told off #all culinary tags based on my own experiences with the class. fun times. #bruce lives in fear now that he knows alfred is willing to go this far. he has no idea when he’s going to be next. #culinary arts

[letsboldlygomotherfuckers]

If ur not careful I might have to watch torchwood… do u recommend or is it an affliction you would not recommend to others?

hehehehehe >:3c gottem boys

no fr like. you have to look past the fact it's a low budget bbc production at times and embrace the slightly see through lesbian alien with foot long fingers that can read minds. you have to embrace the sex alien that absorbs people through her pussy. crucially, you have to watch it in as few sittings as possible. the only proper way to watch torchwood is to watch the entire thing absolutely nonstop and nothing else in between until your brain falls out through your ears :)

#I cannot stress to you enough how queer every single character in this show is #my gf is still surprised every time something gay happens im like what show exactly do you think that you are watching #also s1-2 are Proper Torchwood #s2 especially mwah chefs kiss #s3 is bearable but wildly falls apart in the final episode #s4 Is A Different Show John Barrowman Happens To Be In #dont worry though theres endless books and audio dramas #i especially recommend the audiobooks read by the cast where everyone tries to do each others accents #JB literally laughed while reading one line and they just left it in lmao #also HIGHLY recommend the fake relationship suburban life au jack/ianto audio drama where its a fake relationship except theyre also shaggi #and ianto spends the entire episode absolutely clawing at the walls of the house begging to get out while jack laughs at him fondly #it made me feel insane #someone talk to me about torchwood i am begging #kez talks #samwisegamgeeee

[evilkitten3]

i know almost nothing about naruto but i love that orochimaru is the most genderfucked out of any fictional character ive ever heard of. what an icon tbh

orochimaru has committed unthinkable atrocities but i simply do not care. in fact i think she should have done some more

#naruto #naruto shippuden #orochimaru #no but fr he's so funny #adopted a kid to steal his body got killed offscreen came back just to get his ass kicked and then got brought back by that kid #just so he could talk to some dead presidents #on the way he saw his ex-son/brother/student/minion/husband had tried to steal his identity #and thought he was so pathetic he fully decided to stop being an antagonist #now he lives in the country he made which has been legitimized and is headed by him with several of his former experiments #who appear to be living their of their own free will #and also he cloned himself at least twice so he's got a couple of sons running around #AND he appears to have successfully attained immortality. and also got even younger and prettier even though he's now in his 60s/70s #throughout the entirety of the naruto manga he did not win a single fight. everyone is scared shitless of him #except one drunk old lady with a gambling problem and also sasuke #ino and hinata consider him a mom friend #he has never had a single normal human interaction ever. at least fifty-nine infants died bc of him. the 60th is now his parole officer #no one did it like her <333333

[findafight]

Tbh kinda really bugs me when people say that because Steve wants a big family and Nancy wants a career that they're incompatible. Like yeah it's not my favourite ship either and I think it'd take more work and talking out their past than the writers would be able to give it to make it make sense as endgame to me but. The problem isn't their goals/dreams not being able to coexist? Women can have families and have very successful careers. It's pretty misogynistic to imply that because she wants a career she can't have a family? Families often have both parents working full-time, or one full-time and one part-time to enable childcare. (And given Steve's little speech I wouldn't put it past him wanting to be the primary childcare parent) Literally there are so many issues you could have with stancy but saying that one would have to give up their dreams or that it's sexist for Steve to want a family with a girl he had loved just ain't it.

#stranger things #nancy wheeler #steve Harrington #stancy #i am sort of neutral towards it but when ppl start saying they cant be together bc family/work conflict I will become a stancy defender. #its literally jon who thinks nancy would give up everything for him (and i think thats mostly catastrophizing) #literally best endgame is most everyone is single except for robickie and lumax tbh #finda's rambles

[itsmyroadroller]

oh boy time for my least favorite christmas movie ever. i haaaaaaaate a christmas story

#not a single character is enjoyable #like ok i was talking about home alone earlier #you can argue kevins bratty but it’s realistic and hes shown to be sympathetic #the christmas story kid is just a fucking dick with no fucking sympathetic moments #except like the bunny suit except that’s played for comedy and overshadowed by everyone else being a fucking dick too #and everyone yells and whines allllllll the fucking tiiiiiiime and it’s annoying #kevins shown to be clever and ends up missing his family!!! even his asshole family regrets fucking abandoning him!!! #everyone in a christmas story is an insufferable whiny prick #rzr speaks

[misspickman]

transfem kon proposal could have been good if was good

#it was not. good #and i know theres a lot of transphobic assholes happy we didnt get it bc of that #but pretending that everyone who criticizes it is doing so only bc they cant handle kon being a trans woman. is just. #you cant see past the blind want for representation #again i would kill for canon transfem kon but everything about that idea was bad #and her characterization of kon was horrid and so clearly based on yj tv show #remember how when her first bit of kon writing came out and everyone was mad about it bc it was Bad and put him in a relationship with mgan #who he. never spoke to in comics before but suddenly theyre in an established relationship #and it was all around not good kon writing. but then the proposal came out and suddenly everyone is oh we were robbed.. #as if anything about it was good except for the general idea of making kon a trans woman #also im sorry but i saw her replies on twt where she was saying being trans is about burning your past and leaving everything behind #or whatever. as if being trans is the same for all of us. and as if it makes sense for kon who isnt in a bad situation re family? #but of course it would seem that way if youre coming from yj tv show. where most of the clark and kon misconception comes from afaik #and her whole issue with conner and kon as his names? bc they were given to him by another person?? #i know that we like. if we were to get trans woman kon. it would have to go with changing her name and everything #bc u know dc cant conceptualize any more complex trans person than someone who instantly changes their name and fully transitions in a sec #but the way she talked about the name issue as if its bad that clark named kon. as if he wasnt so overjoyed at getting that name. #'he said not to call him superboy and we kept calling him superboy!' girl he said that bc he wanted to be superman. of all the many ways #u can find trans allegory in kons story. that single line aint it #so sorry but every time im reminded of this i get so sad and disappointed u took the best concept and fucked it up so bad #and now all people think of when trans kon is mentioned is fucking sk******* #its so over (its not bc im about to forget about it again and ignore its existence) #txt #im sorry for being a bitch again but did u read that. thats not the kon we know. dont tell me thats the point bc its about transitioning bc #u do not become a whole other person when u realize youre trans #and sorry but i do think itd be nice to have trans kon without just turning him into a (new) oc

[clowndensation]

can't make sivir in the game until script extender is back up, but i am Thinking About Him. so.

blue = a priority in the past that he (feels he) no longer has

yellow = how he feels (if he could look past his denial)

red = that's just what he's like

#sivir is like if a guy who sucks became so passively suicidal that he decided to do One Good Thing just to see how that feels #(while knowing that act will get him killed) #and then surviving that One Good Thing (which effectively ruined his life) #and so now he's gone from Has Purpose (is miserable) to Outcasted And Denied Purpose (is miserable) #and then if that guy decided that the single lady on the surface who is nice to him is his new purpose #which would be fine except he's the epitome of 'bad boy who hates everyone but you' which it turns out actually kinda sucks to be around #so she rejects him #so now he's Denied Purpose (x2)(still miserable) and ALSO he's up on the surface so he has nonstop migraines all the time #and also is just like deeply prejudiced and thinks happiness was made up by Big Naivety and so he's doing absolutely nothing to make his #life better #and then he got kidnapped and a worm was put in his head. #<- like he's that kinda guy. #sivir

[pepplemint]

I said Knives never tortured anyone in Trimax but I lied he did turn Legato into a pretzel

#trigun #millions knives #honestly it's almost unfair how little Knives fears Legato when he is ultimately the one person that could probably have killed him #or maybe he does maybe that's why #almost ironic how Knives is betrayed by every single person he knows EXCEPT Legato and Elendira #Humanity in general; Rem choose humans; Vash shoots him in the back; Conrad plotted against him #pretty sure he doesn't really know most of the gung hoes and they're more Legato's gang but Wolfwood tries to shoot and then betrays him #Midvalley tries to kill Legato and get away. Livio/Razzlo switches sides. Zazie tries to put a disgusting mind control worm inside him. #All plants on the planet drops him and leaves him powerless and burning to death #In the end he is completely alone and not until then does he admit it. That he had been alone all along and he only has himself to blame #Because he's the one that walked away. Who turned down Vash's offer of running from it all. Who turned everyone against him. #Because he became obsessed with making sure no one could ever hurt him again and refused to let anyone close but it kept happening #because you can't be hurt if you already expect the worst right #and then Vash is there and Vash- Vash chooses NOT to do the thing he expects - he doesn't close the last bleeding wound in his chest that #Knives couldn't - wouldn't - get rid off. It would have been the last nail in the coffin that were Knives stubborn hope that he wasnt alone #and then Vash throws away the hammer and rips open the lid of the coffin and protects him instead - after Knives had betrayed HIM #and Vash should leave him; should kill him; should confirm that Knives is beyond hope so he can die feeling validated in his pain #but he doesn't. he doesn't he doesn't he doesn't #because Vash doesn't believe anyone is beyond repair; least of all people ruled by fear #and Legato tried. he tried so hard to be that person for Knives. #aaah. just me being normal about mr millions again.

[taegularities]

C&F pregnancy drabble oh me oh my because what if the oc had a difficult pregnancy and jk talking to her tummy “Please dont give your mum a hard time baby” and he’s just touching and kissing her belly all the time like WAH

OH YOU KNOW HE WOULD, YOU KNOW IT BABY HHHHHH

#quick to faint but also quick to fight the staff for not letting him into the room #will fck everyone up who tries to mess w him that day except for one single person #will hold her hand with his own trembling one #sighhh you'll see you'll see..... #notes for rid 🌹 #anon #fic: candles & flames

[themidnightarcher]

just a quick reminder - absolutely NO joe alwyn slander/hate is welcome or allowed on my blog. it's frankly exhausting seeing how much swifties villianize him simply because of his break up of taylor. you don't even know him. neither do i, which is why i'm not going to pretend like i do. if you don't like what i said, that's respectfully not my problem. just leave the poor man alone, where's your human empathy god.

HEAVY rant down in the tags so beware.

#this is singlehandedly the last time i'm telling you this #absolutely zero slander #joe alwyn #taylor swift #i only talk about him if i see a mean post or smth?? #but for now i'm not gonna bring him up #not because i'm tired of HIM exactly #but more because of how much hate he's been receiving from the fandom #the fandom who doesn't know a single fucking thing about his and taylor's relationship #this is EXACTLY why i don't feel comfortable being a swiftie tbh #because of toxic and mean swifties who attack joe and everyone else who isn't part of taylor's life anymore #including olivia (who hasn't done anything wrong except stop mentioning taylor?? which isn't a bad thing AT ALL) #y'all need to grow up get a job get an actual life and touch some grass while you're at all of that too #it's literal 20/30-YEAR-OLDS throwing hate #fucking twenty/thirty years olds #and i'm just a fucking teenager for crying out loud #yet grown ass immature swifties don't seem to comprehend what they're doing is wrong and mean and hurtful #this is a HUMAN BEING with real emotions who is being affected by all this shameful bullying #i'm obviously not talking about ALL swifties #my mutuals (who don't attack joe) are absolutely incredible and amazing - meaning this post is not directed towards them at all #i just need to express my distaste and disappointment in the swiftie community #in THIS house we respect and stan and love joe alwyn #not only because he helped and was there for taylor during one of the most darkest times of her life #but ALSO he's a good person who's done nothing wrong but want privacy #wanting privacy isn't a bad thing in any way shape or form #i'm not even trying to be rude or anything either? #i'm just telling the truth which is smth MANY parasocial swifties need to hear #some ppl (aka swifties) won't even bother to read this but honestly i don't even care? #.

[libartz]

So I got stardew valley. I was having the worst luck with birthday gifts so I took a glance at the wiki and quartz is highly controversial. The town is split down the middle on their opinion of it. Nobody is neutral, they either like it or hate it.

#lil talks #low effort meme #stardew valley #didn’t have anything else so ​gave the mayor quartz for his birthday and he was MISERABLE #it’s kind of funny to me that some people HATE quartz #what did quartz do to you? it’s a rock #they played too much subnautica and couldn’t find enough #so now it reminds them lf that experience and they hate it #they’re anti- new age crystal people and hate quartz by association #what is it??? #also one single guy liked being given fish so I tried fish on others and literally everyone hates fish except him

[elisabeth515]

2am thoughts: What nickname I’m giving to the officers on the Titanic

Pictures included because I bet you all have no idea who I’m talking about (click alt text on each pic to find out more)

Chief Officer Henry Tingle Wilde: chief officer dilf

1st Officer William McMaster Murdoch: the good boi (he’s from Scotland)

2nd Officer Charles Herbert Lightoller: Anglo drama queen

3rd Officer Herbert John Pitman: soft moustache boi

4th Officer Joseph Groves Boxhall: Steve-Carell-on-sea

5th Officer Harold Godfrey Lowe: discounted Horatio Hornblower

6th Officer James Paul Moody: gossip boy

#thank you for listening #this is so random I’m very sorry #history on crack #titanic #titanic officers #20th century history #this has the potential to form a fandom even without the movie #titanic (1997) did Murdoch dirty #this Scottish boi saved 2/3 of the survivors #and yes Wilde is a hot single dad with 4 kids at the time of the Titanic #Lightoller really went gremlin mode in the evacuation 😭😭😭😭 #and he is a mythic bitch #till this day I don’t know how to feel about Lightoller #everyone else are clean shaven except Pitman #Boxhall apparently attracted a lot of female passengers #he does have a very elegant side profile tbh #someone on the internet said Boxhall looks like Steve Carell tho🌚 #the one for Lowe is a titanic (1997) actor reference #poor Lowe who was waken up by the havoc 30 minutes later because everyone else were just bothered to wake him up 😔 #Moody likes gossip that’s it #he died too young yet managed to have an interesting life journey in the span of 24 years #if I assign a Taylor Swift era to each officer Moody will be folklore #(Pitman is evermore because basically everyone forgets about him😔) #Henry Wilde #William McMaster Murdoch #Charles Lightoller #Herbert Pitman #Joseph Boxhall #Harold Lowe #James Paul Moody

[dutybcrne]

Kaeya is rather touch averse, cringing away from casual contact people give him under the guise of being distracted or idle movement. He's used to it, the Ragnvindrs and Adenlinde got him used to frequent affectionate physical contact, but it can still be entirely Uncomfortable if he's touched by someone outside those he is close to or someone he's otherwise Allowed to touch him.

#hc; kaeya #//Mentioned before; but am Elaborating on other aspects since Aven get brain juices flowing for this #//Unlike Aven; he's FAR more tolerable of people who touch him unprompted. & more willing to indulge for himself outside his comfort people #//Unless he himself had actively given the indication he doesn't want it; in that case THEN he's likely to anger & retaliate #//But yeah; his response is usually Discomfort & trying to get away from it one way or another. Can tolerate it to appear friendly; sure #//But would rather not want people to touch him so easily. Is decently okay with brief touches tho; like shoulder pats or the like #//Will actively lean into it & encourage further touching ONLY as a means to an end; adjusting any wandering hands only when going too far #//Esp if he can use that like a carrot on a string–if they concede to what he wants; they can touch him more. Maybe MORE than just that too #//He won't initiate any touch unless he deems it Absolutely Necessary; WILL internally scream if they Immediately reciprocate the contact #//Uses it as a 'reward' sometimes; a little pinch of the cheek; a hug; getting right into their space; if he sees they'll react favorably #//Maybe more if they have connection enough; like Huffman or one of his longer-running liaisons. Is p ok w/ sleeping w/ them as reward #//Sometimes he forgets some people don't like that he does this; like Rosie. Tries the tactic to get a favor then Remembers #//Absolutely apologizes; feels mortified when she scrutinizes him for it. Esp since she'd be one of few ppl who KNOWS just how Averse he is #to it in the first place. Him slipping up like that in front of HER is smth he'd STRESS over. She could hold over his head for all he knows #//How can he even joke abt it? Worse if she asks abt his way of doing things or indicate she doesnt Like that he uses himself as bait #//Has absolutely accidentally tried to seduce/bait sb like that who he absolutely should Not have. Like Jean. Ended up playing it off like #a joke between friends; but damn near had a panic attack from the guilt the moment he was safely in his office. bc Jean is SPECIAL to him #could he treat her like THAT? How could he almost let her SEE that side of him? His casual charm and facade are ONE thing #//But him actively doing something like THAT; esp for Jean of all people; is COMPLETELY off-limits; no matter his feelings #//Actually; especially BC he harbors feelings for her. Ppl like Lisa on the other hand; he is VERY comfortable doing this with/to #//She GETS the flirty habit & dishes it back without losing image of him in the way someone he regards at Jean's level possibly could #//And as far as Lisa knows; it's Only a playful habit; not a means to an end. The ones who prolly Know might be certain folks in the church #//But that's just bc he gets frequent checkups after every lil Rendezvous of his. Which is why he's got dirt on Every Single Person There #//Except Barbara; but he absolutely makes SURE she's not the one he's dealing with whenever he goes. Wants to spare her his messes #//Damn; veered a little but it's alright. 'A little'; HA. Nah; my tags are but the cluttered corkboard of my thoughts jhdbfjdf #//Diluc; Addie & Jean are the people he most Fears finding out abt his methods. Doesnt wanna THINK abt how they'd feel/regard him after tha #//Knows for SURE it'd be painful if the way they treat him changes even a SLIGHT. ESP Addie; he can bear the other two; but Addie??? #//Nah; he'd be fucken DEVASTATED. That's the ONE person he knows hold true unwavering unconditional love for him; no matter what #//To do anything to damage that? He'd be so fucken GUTTED. He expects everyone to get fed up with/disdain him at some point. But not HER #//Keeps this shit on the down low by always having dirt on the people he gets Involved with; if not using keeping it up as an incentive

[teamhawkeye]

“boohoo, why isn’t LauraxMax more popular than LauraxTravis, Laura and Max are canon after all-”

Max is fucking boring. He exists to be bitten to kickstart the game’s events and propel Laura’s story forward, and then remains unhelpful and moping for the majority of the rest of his screentime, which is only about 20 minutes in total of a 10+ hour game.

you get to play as him for literally a minute and a half, where he can be instantly killed off or just stands on a dock and waits...and that’s the end of his story. you can only get an ending where he and Laura reunite that involves Ryan dying for literally no reason and Laura murdering Travis, when he hasn’t shown her any aggression and was trying to deescalate everything happening in chapter 9. and that also leaves the curse still intact and potentially several counselors infected and doomed with no knowledge how to cure themselves and no one left to actively try and hunt Silas to free them all. such a great, happy ending... 

also, if you want content for a ship, nothing is stopping you from making your own or commissioning someone else to do it for you. that sounds like a You problem if you’re not finding enough content for the “canon couple” that you think should be more recognized and is so much more interesting in your eyes...

#i think you'll find the reason LauraxMax is so sparse is genuinely no one cares about them all that much #they get tagged in fics to be relegated to the background or barely even discussed so the numbers on Ao3 alone aren't right lol #TravisxLaura and RyanxLaura have infinitely more chemistry and are more interesting dynamics than anything Max offers #almost no one ever says 'Max is my favorite character' because you legit spend the least amount of time with him out of everyone #and even in the background of Laura's chapters he provides nothing about himself except that he's dead weight to her #he sometimes makes jokes and is sarcastic. he is resigned to his fate and offers no help to Laura who is actively trying to find solutions #he lied to her about being accepted to grad school...which isn't healthy at all in a relationship these people tout as being 'pure'&'good' #guess what: every single character has flaws and every single relationship - romantic or platonic or familial - in the game is flawed #also also: learn not to tag your stupid vent posts so it doesn't appear in the tags where people are looking for actual content <3