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Hello everybody.

Please share resources and don’t keep silent about Palestine. Dedicate your day for them today. Do not ignore them, do not let their voices go unheard.

Here are some resources you can share around:

daily click

esims for Gaza

call for a ceasefire

donate feminine hygiene kits

learn about Palestine

Education, sources, donations

Shut it down for Palestine

Please do not ignore this post, share as much information and resources as you can for Palestine.

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a couple weeks ago this guy posted in the chicago pagan facebook group saying that he’s a djinn and that there’s a portal between here and egypt and only he and one other person had the power to close it and there was going to be a massive sandstorm… like dude, close the fucking portal, why are you even telling us this

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doing an artist telephone thing on instagram bc i’ve been art blocked for sooo long i figured you know. might as well. and i’m like. sixth in line and it’s finally gotten to be and i think i might’ve accidentally found the reference the og used

#complete extrapolation bc obvs i haven’t seen the og but i can definitely see every step it would’ve taken to get to the art i was sent #also jesus christ how am i supposed to do this so quickly. i’m slow im so slow

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whyyy did i get a bad grade on a fucking discussion forum post. i Answered Question. i Replied Question. there was no WORD LIMIT. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME

#ripping and scraping at my teacher's virtual door with my huge gigantic real claws until she opens my email and tells me what the fuck #i gotta get in good esp in the beginning because if i start slacking then thatll keep up some of the rope. Some #not that i Will. hopefully #but. preparation

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NOBODY LIKES YOU. OKAY. NOOOOOBODY LIKES YOU! NOBODY LIKES YOU. do you know when yr drunk and you cry to me ohhhh i'm afraid nobody likes me cuz i'm meannn and a bitch and i suck:( WELL YOU DO. OKAY. you FUCKING SUUCK. and i only hang out with you out of pity And the suffocating weight of our shared history. And That. is all. ANDDD YR JUST SOOO IN LOVE WITH YR RAGS to riches narrative LIKE YR THE ONLY fucking person in the WORLD who didn't come from money! you know what? yr parents are. Upper. Middle. Class. jordan ... they are. They teach. at a university.

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Tasteful bulge? Yeah I would like a taste f- [I am interrupted by the sound of a dry twig snapping. This is impossible, as I am in the infinite linoleum bathroom dimension for this joke.]

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literally nothing more grim than going to block a terf blog and seeing they're like. 16 😭 like I guess that means there's time to grow out of it but jesus christ

#right like my god. so young and already cartoonishly evil

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getting philosophical while doing a ritual is soooo annoying. like i have to count to a certain number and my brain goes "hey girl. when did the number Really Begin? what if in truth it started a single second before you... what if the Number of the World is odd..." okay. what if the world was made of candy

#like fuck offffff

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naively assumed the “better fem bodies” mod would maybe allow for some different body type options. better physics maybe

#no it’s just unilateral bigger boob bigger ass bigger thighs. Epic! #bg3

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I was such a sad lonely little girl Sumtimes I feel lik the rest of me got bigger but the inside of me is still the girl on playground w no friends … Sumtimes when I walk around I feel lik 1 Big Tear

#this always gives me a stomachache NOT 2 BE CHEESY

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Are you an advocate for censorship?

is this because i said not to use the r slur

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truly do believe that breakthrough periods should be outlawed

#i’m trying to PREVENT YOU. you nasty bitch

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“it’s going to be WW3!!” no bitch it’s going to be vietnam, korea, afghanistan, it’s going to be another war wherein the US commits unspeakable and indefensible acts against a severely weakened people seeking self determination. it’s going to be another war where protesting is criminalized and “freedom of speech” is gutted in the interest of pushing propaganda. it’s going to be another nation of people added to the long list of victims of US imperialism and another demonstration of the strong undercurrent of fascism running through the foundation of america

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nice outfit LOSER lol *puts phone up to ear* 65,000,000 BCE called .They said aomething really bad happened to the dinosaurs

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dad has been furiously exclaiming for the past half hour ("jesus christ. oh my god this is fucking stupid. what the fuck") and i thought it was probably his gamer rage. he just stomped out here and was like Jacie are you ever going to watch captain nova. Uh No Dad. GOOD fucking DON'T. i look up the movie?? five point five stars. lower than that on rotten tomatoes. Girl you need to look things up before you watch them

#baby let's research etc

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reading an example student essay and theyre riding hard for the pledge of allegiance.... like their main point is fair bc they're arguing that the "under god" part is divisive which Yes. But. i did not put a single ounce of patriotism into a single one of those words and im genuinely shocked anyone does past like. reciting some lines

#theyre just sounds

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king?

#he is OBSESSED w my durge. slavering #bg3