#duke and class are the only ones(excepting jason) that can make anything resembling food

[chaoswarfare]

dp x dc prompt #55

After 14 separate grease fires, 12 minor knife fights, several layers deep messes, and 4 unidentifiable cooking attempts, Alfred finally gets fed up with the bat kids(excepting Jason, of course) messing up his kitchen attempting to cook. No matter how many times he tries to get them to stay out, they always seem to find their way back into the kitchen and a mess not far behind. If he can’t keep them out, the very least he can do is attempt to get them to learn how to cook. Maybe a culinary class would do them good.

Danny was finally living the good life. Mostly. His rogues have settled down, and his parents have stepped back some from ghost hunting after a string of failures(that may or may not be his fault) of actually hunting any ghost. It all started when he let slip that he was planning to move away from Amity Park. Now he’s got an entire checklist of things to work through to be deemed competent enough to be left(mostly) alone. Number one? Lunch Lady is sending him to learn how to cook.

Culinary do x dc adventures, Worst Cooks In America style. There’s going to be so many grease fires, and maybe someone will even actually learn something.

or- are there any heroes that actually know how to cook?

#danny phantom #danny fenton #dc x dp #crossover #dc universe #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #writing prompt #writing #funny #batpham #everyone gets a taste of the big bad cooking school #jason is the only one that goes willingly #danny single handedly failed every single safety test #and then procured the help of box lunch with the promise of sweets to help him cheat #tim is the first one to burn his hand on a sheet pan trying to just pull it out of the oven #duke and class are the only ones(excepting jason) that can make anything resembling food #dick is so proud of his chicken plate until everyone realizes that it’s still completely raw in the center #and then he accidentally sets the oil in his pan on fire and panics and throws the whole thing in the sink #danny makes a meatloaf #the meatloaf tries to eat people instead #i don’t think the recipe involved ectoplasm #jason’s food always turns out just about perfect #he’s an honorary teaching assistant #the teacher doesn’t know where they went wrong to get so many people like this in one year #damian makes unidentifiable charred thing and attempts unsuccessfully to hide it under the table #danny eats stuff raw on dares and gets told off #all culinary tags based on my own experiences with the class. fun times. #bruce lives in fear now that he knows alfred is willing to go this far. he has no idea when he’s going to be next. #culinary arts