#even if it’s bad lolz

[badlydrawnbabydirk]

did robro dream while eeping the cat (?) persons lap? can robots dream? like is he sentient-

#// call me the monopoly man the way I be capitalizing on popular shit #Ie hasbin hotel release #even if it’s bad lolz #badlydrawnbabydirk #baby dirk #dirk strider #homestuck #hom3stuck #bdhs #badlydrawnhomestuck #robro #hs ask blog #Hazbin hotel #verbalase #hide away meme

[buckets-of-jam]

here are some meowrails i drew :33 

drawing is so much fun when u dont worry about being good or not!!!!

#these are actually just traced and colored over pictures of me and my partner lolz #homestuck #fanart #nepeta leijon #equius zahhak #jamdraw #sorry for bad quality i cant help it #i love them so much they are one of my fav ships of ever actually #the rendering on these are so fucked up its so funny #not even m #ur not allowed to make fun of it tho #this is my first time posting art #i hope i dont die #equius is making the roblox chad face #that was an accident but like fuck am i gonna fix it

[yin-shimo]

i might start adding author notes/mini theatres at the end of my chapters🤔🤔🤙

i think it would be fun to show extra shit that can’t exactly b shown for the sake of flow of the plot

#like i wanna write abt xuehe’s first day at atrytone sooo bad #it might even just be an extra chapter at the end of the series lolz #but yeah!! in general there’s a lotta snippets id wanna at #xianrambles

[siover]

if my husband read my diary id ask for a divorce that same night rip to everyone who thinks it makes jeff cool and sexy bc he stayed with shauna after the Horrors but you know what. that is the bare minimum when theee shauna shipman is your wife AND it literally follows a privacy violation. people pointing meme ive had enough of THIS GUY (jeff)

#yellowjackets #sorry! on the other hand #as someone who turned into an absolutely horrible person in their grief i can say with authority travis wasnt even that bad #like YES he was a jerk to natalie yes he should apologize but thats literally itttt #anyway. lolz

[silkjade]

it’s 3am so please enjoy my favorite painting in the world while i reflect introspectively in the tags thank u ♡

day and the dawnstar by herbert james draper

#— 𝓭𝓮𝓵𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓼 #/// #this is meant to be like elevator music for the dash while you scroll past #…………….. #i love selfshipping it's vry fun but sometimes when i think about it too much or rather when i think about any scenario at all #i'm always like i want so and so to do this and this and this but when asked what i'd do for them it's like hitting a blank ) : #and i can’t help but feel as if i’m being…. selfish…. #selfish in the sense that i can so easily accept the love i crave but i don’t know if i'd be able to give the same back? #and this bleeds into my real life becus i suppose i just don't know how to make someone feel loved like... #i’m not even half as affectionate irl as i may seem online & i don’t have a cute or particularly loving personality. #the words i say aren't warm ; ironically they make me sound disingenuous lmao no matter how much i practice my cadence #& idk why it’s so difficult for me to imagine myself doing like.. domestic things for anyone without cringing at the alien nature of it #not becus there's something wrong with that but i just can't see ME doing anything like that and i just think 'what is wrong with me' becus #it's one of the simplest and purest forms of love i think ; \ idk maybe i've just never loved anyone enough like that... #but then i feel so..bad...because the real me is so apathetic boring cold #& not to make things sound transactional but why would someone want to stay if what they invest produces lackluster results ? #like omg ! even i can tell that it's totally unfair i'd feel like a leech #even in the painting above draper the painter says: 'to faint in the light of the sun she loves / to faint in his light and to die' #iz so me yearning 'n then dying from yearning becus i don't know how to express it #like when mitski said '胸がはち切れそうで' 'my chest is about to burst' i felt that #anyways i suppose this was good to get out before chinese new year lolz #i hope u did not make it this far honestly anyways i m going to rb a bunch of random stuff to hide this

[barnbridges]

the mood for the fbi investigation is that marion from the get go was like um lets randomly lie about francis that would be normal. such a normal thing to do.

#once again say it with me: charles had no chance at not being outmanipulated #when even the people that had no interest to protect were randomy lying #and looking for random ass shit #and generally being bad faith actors #it WAS a guy who has to watch out his every word because he did it and is guilty about it #as opposed to people that knew they didnt #and had time and place to lie and manipulate for lolz #marion really is shauna and jeff yellowjackets' daughter when her mom killed the guy

[sapphic-storm69]

Clowns are so versatile

#bc like there’s joker #but even joker is versatile #like there’s silly joker then there’s fucking arthur fleck #like telltale joker is very different from dark knight joker #I love him regardless #then there’s depressed clowns #silly clowns #happy clowns #clowns #I relate everything back to joker my bad #I’m kinda obsessed w him rn #he’s such an interesting character I want to study him #I prefer the joker who was constantly and repeatedly pushed and pushed until he eventually just lost it #instead of…. #he fell into some acid and now he’s insane lolz #heath ledger and Joaquin Phoenix>>>>> #Heath ledger out of 1 respect and 2 his joker was fucking perfect #and Joaquin Phoenix bc don’t even get me started I’m going insane I fucking lover joker #not in like a hes a good character way he’s just so intresting #people need to be okay w their faves being bad people #sorry I just really fcuking love him #he’s like a really cool bug to me #I’m prob gonna rewatch the dark knight tonight #I’ve watched it like 5 times in the past few days lol #I think it’s my comfort movie #I love it though

[girlwithfish]

i shld just go o na walk .

#was thinking ofngoing to trader joes and gettinga fun drink cuz they have a lot of alc drinks that seem fun ans girly and also flowers #and maybe get smth ive never had before #ive barely shopped there b4 so yeah #also wanted to get a pencil sharpener bc i want to use my coloring book but these old pencils i took from my mom arent sharpened lol #but also i cant have pencil sharpeners bc my urges hve been sooo bad all week lmao #but ill just promsie i wont take it apart lol #🙈 #And #i wanted to make french toast bc its easy and ive neber made it before #and i slso rly need to catch up on dishes and clean my kitchen a bit lolz #fun friday #i probwont even go out. idek.

[tiredstressedemotionalmess]

True/false: you have at least thought about eating an onion like an apple. chomp chomp cronch

(I saw one of my friends do this completely casually when we were around 11 & 12, & it haunts me to this day. I have so much respect for her for that)

okay how the hell did you know this??? not only is it true that ive thought about it but i have actually *done* it gdhdghdg

basically i made a joke abt doing it while chopping onions in my home ec class years ago and this kid that annoyed the shit outta me said that i would never have the balls to,,, so naturally i took the unchopped half of the onion and just fucking chomped down on it while staring this kid dead in the eyes lmao

love that i apparently give off onion chomper vibes even years later gfhdghd

#asks #ask game #i regret absolutely nothing abt that scenario btw #the lool of horor and disgust on that guys face was so fucking worth it #and i like onions so it wasnt even that bad lolz id do it again no hesitation

[foreignallyofc]

Fuck this year! The next one better be better... or ELSE🎉🎆🎇✨️

I❤U

#rambles #happy new year #my new years resolution is to make a song! #even if it's really bad lolz #i just wanna try it #also praying for million dollars just to fall on my lap

[ghost-with-a-teacup]

i love playing that game of "is that a lesbian or a young teenage boy because i CANNOT see but refuse to wear my glasses". truly fun :D

today it was lesbian, this was discovered through slightly prolonged eye contact as i power walked through the park, aha.

#if there's any trope that's real its the useless lesbian trope #i can attest to this because i am a useless lesbian #why am i like this #why am i so awkward HELP #and BLIND #AHDJAJDJJSJE #I PROMISE MY PRESCRIPTION ISNT EVEN THAT BAD #ITS LIKE -1.50 BUT I STILL HAVE TO SQUINT #hi im sorry if you ever encounter me i promise im not trying to judge you its literally just me trying to see you #and im also trying to see if you are gay LMAO #gaydar don't work if you can't see #lolz #lesbian #lgbt #lgbtq #tiffy time

[sammydem0n64]

Soon it'll b an interesting day in the fnaf and fangames fankid community

#All my friends who have fankids with kitty fazcat and variants of the character... lol #<this isn't even like anything bad the creator of the character just doesnt want her being trtf affiliated anymore lolz

[314]

when they bring all of these covid restrictions back are y'all gonna wear masks and get vaccinated again?

#i did all of that shit and got it so bad #i dont get the point even #the vaccine deadass made me sick #i was exhausted and nauseous and lost my period for 3 months after the second dose of the vaccine and then got covid lolz #im just curious like i feel like none of it worked anyway except actually getting covid and i havent had it since #even though i have issues with my taste and smell still a year later #also im sorry if this is offensive i just genuinely feel pissed off about the whole thing. i regret getting the vaccine

[me-uglypretty]

this month bills is gonna make me commit for real lmao im jk! i cant afford to do that.

#it must be so nice to just enjoy life #like no need to do adult stuff that parents E supposed to do??? must be nice #having a father who takes up the mAn role n pays for everything???? must be nice #idont even have savings at this point lmaooo #like i am going to end up dying in this homophobic racist country #it wouldn’t be as bad if i could live in a country where I’d feel more free #But lolz life’s a joke when ur not born with family wealth #Ok I’m done bye

[sharkorok]

five more minutes?

or…trying to sneak niki out on a school day

requested: naurrr

cw/genre: fluff, swearing, humor, soft niki, delinquent niki and good kid reader, shouldbegn!reader, lmk if anything else should be tagged!!

a/n: OML I’m so sorry about not posting situationship texts <333 they’re getting a little draining to write it just makes me sad HASHAJSH but I’m so glad u guys lov them so I promise I’ll get to the requests as soon as I can, anyways I hope u enjoy this!!

•-•-•-•-•-•-•-•-•

-ok so ur the PERFECT student, polite, good grades, drop dead gorgeous, every teacher’s fave…

-and niki has a great personality ☺️

-you two r polar opposites, you spend your free time studying and socializing while he’s chilling in detention LOLZ, and yet u still ended up dating!! yay!!

-and somehow he managed to convince you to let him stay the night. On a school night. While ur parents were home.

“Niki, it’s four am, you need to get out of my house before both of our parents’ are on our ass,” you groaned. You woke up extra early to ensure you’d have enough time to get him out of your house before your parents awoke to find a 6’ stranger in your bed.

“It’s four am, they won’t be up,” he murmured back, nuzzling his face into the crook of your shoulder, his arms loosely wrapped around your waist.

“We literally have school, cmon,” you nudged, even though you stroked his hair. He laughed softly, his morning voice causing butterflies to erupt in your stomach. “Niki,” you whined, as he mumbled some nonsense you didn’t understand. “It’s a school day!”

“You can miss a day,” he retorted.

“I’ve had perfect attendance for five months now, I am not skipping,” you scoffed. He squeezed your waist, yawning and seeming completely oblivious to your quiet panicking. What would your parents do if they found Niki like this? What if they broke you two up? What if you were grounded forever and could never see Niki again? Still, you had to admit, the way his hands traced patterns on your back as he softly hummed, his breath on your neck, you might fall asleep right then and there.

“Cmon, five more minutes,” he sighed contentedly.

“Promise?”

“Promise. I’ll even buy you boba after school,” you felt him smile, as you couldn’t help but laugh.

“You’re such a bad influence. Are you sure you won’t get in trouble?” You asked worriedly.

“Womp womp, doesn’t matter. It’s worth it for you,” you ruffled his hair, huffing in defeat.

“Fine, fine. Five more minutes.”

-you two fell back asleep and nearly got caught by your mom 😪😪

-you saw him in class with a bruise on his arm after he threw himself out ur window

-u got ur boba tho!!

#enhypen drabbles #enhypen fluff #enhypen imagines #enhypen scenarios #enha imagines #enhypen x reader #enhypen headcanons #enhypen reactions #enha fanfic #riki nishimura x reader #riki fluff

[taintedtort]

can you do some kazuha (genshin) fluff headcanons please🙏🙏🙏 its a bit hard to find some on here

" BEST BOYFRIEND AWARD! "

summary. kazuha headcannons :)

character. kazuha :P

warnings. gn!reader, established relationship, modern!au in a few

a/n. i love doing these! i do agree that we need more kazuha hcs lolz

☆ he lets you play with his hair :) loves when you braid it

☆ he writes haiku‘s about you, but sometimes he gets a little embarrassed reading them

☆ rarely ever gets mad at you. like ever.

☆ ^ if you do somehow manage to upset him, i think he’d be very forgiving and probably forget about it if you just apologized

☆ he takes soooo many photos of you (they’re either super super good and make professional photographers look bad, or they’re blurry and horrible)

☆ he prints out photos of you guys and hangs them on his wall. when he’s on the ship he keeps a couple of his favorites in his pocket/wallet

☆ there‘s a polaroid photo of you in the back of his phone case

☆ he makes you hearts out of gum wrappers lol

☆ he asks you to wear ALL his clothes before a long trip so they all smell like you

☆ probably snags one of your shirts or something before a long trip as well so he can sleep on it

☆ would protect you with his LIFE. NOTHING bad is happening to you

☆ gives you flowers every chance he gets, sometimes for no reason at all

☆ ^sometimes fake ones so you can keep them forever

☆ refuses to let you open any kind of door (that tiktok trend where the guy jumps over the car to open the door 😭 that’s him)

☆ loves to match clothes with you

☆ constantly touching you. either holding your hand, laying a hand on your thigh, or an arm around your shoulder… he’s gotta be touching you all the time

☆ calls you every petname ever

☆^asks which one you like the best and calls you that one most of the time

☆ practically forces you to take his clothes. you probably have half of his wardrobe at this point

☆ really values your opinions

☆ he pays attention to your music tastes and listens to whatever songs you like

☆ teases you a lot

☆ buys you so many gifts. he never misses an important date

☆ has great memory, never forgets a thing. both a blessing and a curse for you…

☆ walks/drives you home, even if it’s super out of the way. never lets you go alone, especially if it’s nighttime

☆ doesn’t even look at anyone else, you’re the only person who matters to him

☆ i don’t think he gets jealous easily, he fully trusts you

☆ his patience is practically never ending. you’re grateful for it most of the time

☆ compliments you 24/7. there’s never a moment for you to even consider being insecure

☆ he talks about marrying you all the time

☆ he only sees a future with you in it, anything else is unacceptable to him

☆ talks about you to literally everyone. no one is safe

☆ never makes you doubt if he loves you, it’s so sickeningly obvious <3

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