// HELLO baby dirk will return soon, exam season is starting so im getting my ass beat atm 💪💪 BUT SOON. SOON… you guys will be fed i SWEAR 🙏🙏🙏 there will be LORE and ANGST and BABIES ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ aka what you all already expect, but MORE ‼️‼️ YAHOO ‼️‼️‼️
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Your name is TEREZI PYROPE.
You do not know where you are or the circumstances which led to your current predicament.
You are beginning to suspect that this is an ASK BLOG.
Terms:
Asks should be formatted as commands, like in Homestuck.
OOC asks and RP interactions from other blogs will only be used if it fits the occasion. If it works, it works, and that is the rule.
The blog functions as an effective interactive MSPFA. There is no mirror on the official website and likely never will be.
have fun lol this isnt like official or anything
Start Here =>
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Pinned post.
DIRK: Every time a new ask blog is opened on Tumblr, an angel falls.
DIRK: Or something.
DIRK: Anyway, aware-of-the-medium-I-exist-in fourth wall break aside, Hi. I'm your local tragic anime antagonist; feel free to hit me with questions.
DIRK: Rose may occasionally take centerstage to answer asks if I'm feeling particularly tragic one day or another. I'm sure you understand.
DIRK: There's more information about how this will work under the cut. Take my hand, and we'll traverse this freak show together, shall we?
What is this blog?
• This is an ask blog made to shamelessly promote an upcoming Epilogues overhaul fanfiction I'm working on, and hopefully help me garner some inspiration to properly write it. I'm trying to gauge community interest, and how much y'all will like my guy. Plus hopefully hype some people up!
Who is your guy?
• A complete redesign and rewrite of Ultimate Dirk. I hated how the Epilogues character assassinated everyone (unpopular opinion, I know,) but Dirk is particularly important to me. A friend of mine and I were theorizing what a Dirk grappling with infinite layers of himself might look like more accurately, and we came up with this guy. To play on ^2, he has become Dirk^3, or just Cubed.
What's the concept?
• Epilogues where everything is the same, except it's completely different.
Who are you?
• Just your local guy who's mad about the Epilogues. Call me Crumbs, if you like. Here's my main: @art-crumbs-on-your-dashboard
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Remember homestuck ask blogs? Or just ask blogs in general? Died when everyone left tumblr for twitter
Man...
Whether it is cosplay or ask art blogs, they were all interesting. Because of the porn purge, most of the stuff has been lost in time. Doing an Q&A on Twitter doesn't carry the same kind of feeling, even if you have stuff like Curious Cat for people to send you questions.
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Can you hold Johns hand :)?
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What are your thoughts on Christmas sweaters?
I'd say they're a lukewarm subject.
Perhaps I would have a more favourable opinion of these gaudy hall-mark apparel of the winter tides if my mother did not insist upon the traditional buying of such garments to "get festive".
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you should do a shot of lemon juice. yknow. ironically
i aint no pussy
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*hands u a glass of milk* *hands u a glass of milk* *hands u a glass of milk* *hands u a glass of milk* *hands u a glass of milk* *hands u a glass of milk* *hands u a glass of milk* *hands u a glass of milk* *hands u a glass of milk* *hands u a glass of mil
something something bull in the china shop
[NOTE: due to the numerous entities in this photo we have had to compress grubquius and its surroundings. sorry.]
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Do the windy thing pls
[EB]: ok ok, are you watching? :D
*HELL YES*
*HELL*
*FUCKING*
*YES*
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:33 < lets see how this thing works!!
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DIRK: Everything.
DIRK: Everything that it is possible for me to be, do, have been or have done, it's all happening and has already happened and will happen in the future.
DIRK: All at once.
DIRK: I am a singularity. One of the densest possible points in the universe, containing and scattered across infinite universes and timelines.
DIRK: It's all a wheel, my friends. It's all just a broken-ass, fucked up wheel.
DIRK: But if you want an answer that's a little less existential, then.
DIRK: I'm simply chilling, I suppose.
DIRK: Oh, and I guess I kidnapped my ecto-daughter, too.
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have you ever watched the bee movie
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Dave: Be the birthday boy
Your name is Dave Strider and it seems that today, the 3rd of December, is your birthday!
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Show the guy that was speaking off camera he sounds hot
It seems your presence has been requested by my adoring fans. Perhaps I was mistaken in the online worlds need for my advice and input when truly a more charming and intriguing member of society presents himself so brazenly.
@askinsufferableprick
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