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bootpoot · 23 days
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WIP (trying to get out of artblock)
comms are still being drawn dw!!! i am just trying to get out of a mini artblock
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poh4k03e · 8 months
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Everybody wants a bit of you. But never a bit of YOU.
A bit too Glorified , arent you?
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shoegazingmonad · 3 months
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God even worse part about people shipping Meat June and Ult Dirk besides the whole LE shenanigans is that the last we hear from before her 'death' is a literal confession of her love to Terezi. There's so much genuine emotion shared between the two of them in June's final moments (which is incredible enough considering Terezi and June are very avoidant when it comes to discussing their feelings) and apparently most people would rather indulge in some random ship that barely makes sense for either of them as characters.
We've got this indescribably and beautifully tragic doomed yuri between Terezi, who'd spent ages searching for her past lover, no longer a partner of hers but now a girl nowhere to be found no matter how much she yearns and searches, who had meant so much to her that even a timeline was simply ruined irreversibly due to the lack of their presence combined, and June, who'd been lost in the 'perfect' world she hadn't ever asked for but had no choice to accept, feeling purposeless for years until a major decision she didn't have a real choice in was brought upon her suddenly, and despite it fulfilling the grander purpose she had believed was missing; she still leaves it victorious, dead and hollow.
June was one of the two people to witness Terezi's death and last act of heroism in the game over timeline where she instructed June to prevent her own act of grief from causing a butterfly effect leading to their doom. Terezi managed to find temporary solace within June's company after what felt like an eternity of nothingness and yet she became one of two people to witness June's death to Lord English's poison, and couldn't even will herself to hold her when she died because she didn't want to feel her pulse stop. And people want to ship June and Dirk instead?? We have such good material here and people want to ship the canon gay guy and the canon trans woman??? It befuddles me it really does
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weirdmageddon · 6 months
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ok no i disagree with these tags on my post. yes jade was alone for a long ass time, also speaking as a touched starved person here. but i think like, the epilogues reducing her to “horny half-dog” does her character a huge disservice. not only is there no basis for her being horny like 24/7 so it feels completely out of left field, her interests in gardening, making music, nuclear physics, her quirkiness are completely wiped and she’s incredibly one dimensional and it honestly genuinely feels like she was shoved in just to get in between davekat instead of being written for her own sake. and then she gets shafted by the narrative again through alt calliope. it did not feel like a satisfying progression it just made treatment of her character worse
also the fact that there was hardly any on-screen relationship building between her and dave. in homestuck these longtime internet friends only met irl for a couple of hours before they were separated again and then as i said had that brief exchange before the final battle. wheres the heartfelt reunion and catching up?? thats why it also feels off. that relationship mending substance wouldve gone a long long ass way and they deserved so much better
there are much better ways to write human touch starvedness than what they did to jade in the epilogue. i’m also aroace so i kinda just checked out when all she was reduced to thinking only about kissing and sex like��. uhhh. being aroace i KNOW and prioritize the hundreds of other ways to have contact and closeness with people and they just went for the lowest hanging fruit and idk but it felt so out of character. the epilogues in general were so out of character for the tone of homestuck
i want jade and dave to continue to collaborate on stuff on earth C like making music together / starting a band. that involves human contact and being around another person right?? but it actually does something with their character in a way that isnt filled with pointless forced drama….WOAH
it’s not even just about the sexual stuff itself either honestly, theyre adults. i wouldnt care if they had sex but the fact that there’s no buildup to the relationship after 3 years and a few days spent apart, (and then 2 more whole years before they turn 18 and become adults) the fact that that the nature of it wasnt like this is such wasted potential
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see its sad when the girlfriend in this greentext has more character depth than jade in the epilogues. wheres the silly / eccentricities we’ve come to know jade by
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condescendingtamer · 6 months
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What you think about homestuck 2? 🤯
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Maybe she'll find a diamond in a pile of trash.
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apretentiousword · 7 months
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karkat: YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT DO YOU EVEN REALIZE WHAT I FUCKING WENT THROUGH. I THOUGHT YOU FUCKING OFFED YOURSELF. I MOURNED YOUR DEATH! YOU CAN'T COMPREHEND HOW MISERABLE I FELT. AND ALL OF THIS FUCKING GRIEF AND PAIN HAPPENED JUST SO I COULD FIND OUT YOU TURNED YOURSELF INTO A MOTHERFUCKING TOASTER, THEN TURNED ON YOUR ASSHOLE ENGINE AND FLEW INTO THE MOTHERFUCKING SPACE! I AM SICK OF YOU I FUCKING WISH TO SEE YOUR FUCKING CARACASS COVERED IN RUST-
davebot: dude i realize it was a shitty thing of me to do but you gotta admit me having to upload my consciousness into a robot to connect with the boundless number of selves just to admit i find you hot is beyond funny
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relaxxattack · 1 year
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people will make so much content of davebot being tortured by memories of karkat as if that’s not literally canonically what rosebot is doing twenty four seven about kanaya. whilst davebot is just chilling with aradia and ‘jade’ or whatever
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consistantaranep · 9 months
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Day 62
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dirk-cubed-ama · 3 months
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Pinned post.
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DIRK: Every time a new ask blog is opened on Tumblr, an angel falls.
DIRK: Or something.
DIRK: Anyway, aware-of-the-medium-I-exist-in fourth wall break aside, Hi. I'm your local tragic anime antagonist; feel free to hit me with questions.
DIRK: Rose may occasionally take centerstage to answer asks if I'm feeling particularly tragic one day or another. I'm sure you understand.
DIRK: There's more information about how this will work under the cut. Take my hand, and we'll traverse this freak show together, shall we?
What is this blog?
• This is an ask blog made to shamelessly promote an upcoming Epilogues overhaul fanfiction I'm working on, and hopefully help me garner some inspiration to properly write it. I'm trying to gauge community interest, and how much y'all will like my guy. Plus hopefully hype some people up!
Who is your guy?
• A complete redesign and rewrite of Ultimate Dirk. I hated how the Epilogues character assassinated everyone (unpopular opinion, I know,) but Dirk is particularly important to me. A friend of mine and I were theorizing what a Dirk grappling with infinite layers of himself might look like more accurately, and we came up with this guy. To play on ^2, he has become Dirk^3, or just Cubed.
What's the concept?
• Epilogues where everything is the same, except it's completely different.
Who are you?
• Just your local guy who's mad about the Epilogues. Call me Crumbs, if you like. Here's my main: @art-crumbs-on-your-dashboard
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eure-k-a · 4 months
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crispy-crust · 4 months
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thouGht this line from the epiloGues was cool as hell so i tried my best to illustrate it
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glitch-1983 · 5 months
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TRICK OR TREAT 😁😁😁
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TRICK AND A TREAT:
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YOU CHOOSE
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poh4k03e · 6 months
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HOMESTUCK FANDOM HOW ARE WE DOING TODAY
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BECAUSE I DONT FUCKING KNOW
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shoegazingmonad · 4 months
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Hate how so many Homestuck fans are unable to comprehend how tragic Ult Dirk is. At the end of Homestuck, in the credits, we get to see Dirk get his shit sorted out in the consort kingdom, him in a happy relationship with Jake and clearly content with how his life was going post-game. Finally getting to relax and settle down and work out everything with his friends and family and then BOOM nevermind fuck it. Shitpost metanarrative continuation just for fun. Except it's not fun because now he's been forcefully merged with all of the splinters he had worked so hard to accept weren't him. No longer physically able to differentiate their thoughts from his because he quite literally IS the sum of all of them, within one body. And THEN immediately after being told the universe that they'd spent their entire childhood waiting for is no longer a fully functional canonical timeline and becoming an egomaniacal douchebag, he's given narrator permissions and left to figure out whatever he thinks should be done about the whole universe-ending situation despite how mentally unfit he is for such a task.
And the part that really pains me when it comes to his new role as a villain is the fact that he, truly, was not given any other choice. The author needed a skilled antagonist who would wreck shit in an entertaining and cathartic way and he was simply the best pick there was. And so Dirk was shoved into a position so specifically cruel that it would've been obvious to anyone who knew him that there weren't any other options besides the antagonistic role so conveniently laid out before him. You can't just go up to a guy who has such a complex about his own individuality and existence and tell him that the universe is ending and everything leading up to this point will have been meaningless if nothing is done to prevent it, and THEN tell him that if he fuses with every other shitty him-adjacent dickhead he can gain story-altering abilities that could prevent the world ending scenario without him desperately taking that offer in a fit of existential fear. The narrative forced him into a position that would make him force himself to take up the specific role the narrative needed.
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cybercerealkiller · 5 months
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Wait what if the reason ultimate dirk is such an ass is because he also has the personality of Dave’s bro. It makes sense, he does have the the memories and most likely consciousnesses of his “fragments” so why wouldn’t bro strider count? They are the same person just from a different timeline (when the universe it scratched it sends the kids/ their ancestors to different places so it should still be a branch)
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i think Ult!Dirk and Candy!John should hate kiss. i also think Meat!John and Candy!Dirk should find each other in the void of Paradox Space and kiss with tongue but also with love and understanding. do i make sense
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